#hitchhiker murder

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat: IN THE BEGINNING I CREATED THE UNIVERSE. THIS HAS MADE A LOT OF PEOPLE VERY ANGRY AND BEEN WIDELY REGARDED AS A BAD MOVE.

[absolutelymarshmallow]

Okay so everyone agrees rhat Paranoid Android (song by Radiohead), Han-Tyumi (character from King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard's album Murder of the Universe), and Marvin (from Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy series) are all connected, right? Like, Tom totally read the books, right? Right? Tell me you see the connected dots too.

[low-battery-warniing]

my hyperfixations seem to have a very specific criteria and i find it kinda funny ngl. like,, there’s gotta be at least one of the following usually.

the earth blows up

really confusing plot/lore

murderous robots/ai

some guy named mitchell. specifically in media with robots

neurodivergent-coded female main characters with reality warping abilities who just wants another reality warping guy to leave her the fuck alone

some form of infection/disease that causes extreme aggression. preferably manmade

space. just space.

[owlbear33]

I love the InCryptid series by Seanan McGuire, I love these books so much, but I never see anyone talk about them (at least on Tumblr, barely any fanfic on AO3 also)

It's Urban fantasy, fairly kitchen sink, about a family of Monster Hunters turned Monster Conservationists (Cryptozoologists, Cryptobotannists, Crypto Social Workers), it's got fun world-building, it's Chocked full of found family, so much found family, and Y'all should read them

so if that sounds like fun, or you like Urban Fantasy, or you like Seanans other works (October Daye, Wayward Childen, etc) please give them a look

[sarucane]

Allow me to preface with: I love where OFMD ends up. Every time I see something that makes me fear for a renewal (Taika noooo), I remember that everyone was was okay where it ended, and dammit the ends justified the means

But:

Fuuuuck it's overstuffed, objectively. And my measurement of overstuffiness is: Big Musical Moments.

OFMD has these amazing sequences where the music and the action and the story all blend together in this glorious literal symphony. A normal episode has 1-2 of these sequences, and they're fucking glorious and eternal.

The finale of S2? The finale of S2 has FOUR Big Musical Moments! Five if you count Ed coming out of the water!

It's too many, it just is. There's missing links between character moments, missing plot details--it's a mess.

But I fucking love it and I'm so, so glad they rushed, because a TV season ender is a balance between the story as a whole and the investment of its watchers. Jenkins and co. decided that the investment of the watchers--and the wholeness of its charaters--was more important than the mechanics of story. And if that make you feel cheated, that's fair and that stinks. But fuck, so many stories are about the endless continuance of the characters and the ego of the creators--it's pretty damn amazing to feel like the fans (*cough* of the main arc *cough*) are valued and the creators are less important than getting to a place where it's ok to end.

The last line of this show might be "fuck that's strong!" "maybe we just air it out a bit..."

And that's actually okay. And it is, somehow, beautiful.

But goddamnit, JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES and that episode would have been PERFECT...

[nando161mando]

fixed this guide

[yanderespamton78]

GUYS REMEMBER IF U ASK ME TO DRAW SOMETHING (ESPECIALLY IF ITS DELTARUNE RELATED) IM PROLLY GONNA DRAW IT OM BORED ASF

[knoepfl]

Baptism in blood

Characters:

• Junie Mae: A young woman discovering her dark side and embracing the thrill of violence under Nubbins’ guidance.

• Nubbins Sawyer: A dangerous, unhinged mentor who revels in chaos and carnage.

• The Hitchhiker: A young man who becomes the unfortunate target of Junie and Nubbins' first hunt together.

Trigger Warnings:

• Graphic violence

• Blood and gore

• Murder

• Psychological manipulation

• Themes of madness

Masterlist

-> Nubbins Masterlist <-

HAVE FUN

The night was suffocating, thick with humidity and silence, as if the land itself was holding its breath. The moon hung low in the sky, casting pale light over the twisted trees and broken-down vehicles that littered the backroads. Junie Mae crouched low behind a rusted car frame, her heart pounding in her chest like a war drum. Next to her, Nubbins Sawyer grinned that wide, unsettling grin, his eyes sparkling with manic excitement.

In his hands, he clutched his prized hunting knife, the one he always carried, the edge glinting under the moonlight. "You ready, Junie?" he whispered, practically vibrating with anticipation. Junie exhaled slowly, the nerves in her stomach twisting like knots. She wasn’t sure if she was ready, but something inside her—something wild and untethered—pushed her forward. She wasn’t the scared, lost girl she used to be. Not anymore. Nubbins had taken her under his wing, shown her the thrill of chaos and carnage. Tonight would be her first real hunt. Their hunt. "Yeah," she whispered back, her lips curling into a grin that almost mirrored his. "Let’s get 'em."

Their target was a man—a lone hitchhiker who had wandered too close to Sawyer territory. He was young, probably no older than twenty-five, with a backpack slung over one shoulder. Oblivious to the pair lurking in the shadows, he stumbled along the dirt road, humming some off-tune melody to himself. Junie felt her pulse quicken as she watched him, her fingers tightening around the handle of the wrench she’d scavenged from the garage. This was it.

The moment Nubbins had told her about—the moment she would stop being prey and become the hunter. Nubbins nudged her gently, his grin stretching wider. "Remember what I said," he whispered. "You gotta feel it. Let it take over. No holdin' back." Junie nodded, her breath hitching as adrenaline surged through her veins. They moved silently, like animals stalking prey, creeping closer with every step. Nubbins giggled under his breath, the sound barely audible but electric in the tension of the night. When they were close enough to smell the hitchhiker’s sweat, Nubbins gave her a quick look, his eyes sparkling with encouragement.

"Now," he hissed. Junie shot forward, the wrench raised high above her head. The man barely had time to turn before she brought it down with all her strength. It connected with a sickening *crack*, and the hitchhiker crumpled to the ground, groaning in confusion and pain. Nubbins pounced like a feral animal, his knife slashing in quick, deliberate strikes. Blood sprayed across the dirt, painting the night in streaks of crimson. The hitchhiker gurgled, his screams caught in his throat as Nubbins carved into him with disturbing precision. Junie stood frozen for a moment, her heart hammering against her ribs.

Then, something inside her clicked—a switch flipping, a dam breaking. A grin spread across her face, wild and feral, and she swung the wrench again, and again, the sound of metal on flesh becoming a brutal rhythm. Nubbins howled with laughter, his blood-streaked face glowing with pride. "That's it, Junie! That’s it!" Together, they tore into their victim, two souls tangled in madness and exhilaration. Every swing of the wrench, every slash of the knife, felt like liberation—like shedding the skin of their old selves and stepping into something new, something untamed and beautiful. When it was over, the hitchhiker lay still, a broken, bloodied heap on the ground. Junie’s chest heaved with effort, her hands slick with blood. She looked down at their work, then at Nubbins, and felt a strange warmth blossom in her chest. "You did it," Nubbins whispered, his grin softer now but no less proud. He wiped his knife on his sleeve and gave her a playful nudge. "Told ya you'd feel it."

Junie let out a shaky laugh, her adrenaline fading into something darker, more satisfying. "That was... somethin’ else." Nubbins beamed at her, his eyes full of a twisted kind of affection. "You were perfect, Junie. Just perfect." For a moment, the world felt like it belonged to them alone—two misfits bound together by blood and shared madness. They stood side by side in the quiet night, their hands stained and hearts racing, knowing that this was only the beginning. There would be more hunts, more kills. But this one—this first, messy triumph—was theirs. And in that moment, they were unstoppable.

Author's Note:Thank you for reading Baptism in Blood! I love creating twisted, thrilling stories, and I'm always open to requests or suggestions for new ideas. If there’s something you'd like to see next, feel free to reach out!

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

𝔐𝔞𝔠𝔞𝔟𝔯𝔢 - ℌ𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥𝔥𝔦𝔨𝔢𝔯

[cdyssey]

I cannot express to you guys enough how little I wanna see the Yellowjackets be hinged. Every Friday, I want to tune in and watch them make the most psychologically unwell decisions known to humankind. <3

[heavencasteel420]

More from Tonight, Tonight:

“I’m hitching right now,” Brett pointed out. “You could murder me, if you wanted to.”

He leaned back in the seat and smiled. At first Jonathan wanted to roll his eyes at the unearned smugness—what kind of argument was that?—but then he found himself torn between wanting to explain the difference between getting a ride home from a classmate and climbing into a car with a stranger, and wanting to tell Brett that he also shouldn’t trust someone he only kind of knew from school.

“Where do you live, anyway?” he settled for asking.

[passed-out-real]

Alan Rickman Filmography Part 4

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

Snow Cake (2006)

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006)

Nobel Son (2007)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)

Bottle Shock (2008)

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

[hindbodes]

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

Meow Like a Pirate Day & National Woman Road Warrior Day

Person A is a serial killer who picks up hitchhikers and is always on the road, when they meet a runaway, Person B, with an emotional support cat. They end up liking the cat so much, and the cat is so protective of it’s owner, that Person A decides to let Person B live and travel with them, all while trying to hide their crimes from their new passenger.

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