absolutelymarshmallow

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My girlfriend sent me a 2 minute ASMR audio of her cooking ...?

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You're never too young to start making money. I just started doing commisions for friends. My crops will thrive with only the best fertilizer and my future generations will be prosperous.

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You're laughing. they killed Dieter Eagan for jerking it to the beauty and wonder of nature, and you're laughing.

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the zoom-in was so funny tho #StandingOnBusiness

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there should be people standing outside the grocery store with “you can be a girl” signs giving out estrogen

there are so msny girls waiting to be born

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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I have never cheered on violence against a woman so enthusiastically

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The way I jumped when Irving went from 0 to 100 and then back to 0 after exposing Helena like, he is the real mvp in this series seriously.

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so we got helly r back but at what cost...hag without her fag

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why are we into a book thats essentially about a guy named honda civic who works as a freelance wikipedia editor that gets stuck on an uncontacted tribe island for 15 years and when he finally gets a chance to leave he decides to kidnap the biggest loser on the island he can find

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Point Defiance Zoo just announced that their Malaysian tapir Yuna gave birth to a calf on Sunday night 🎉

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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

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After a full year of dating my partner he brutally revealed that he was in the Onceler fandom at some point before I knew him <3

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hey cis people! now more than ever gender-nonconforming behavior is an act of resistance! and it's one anyone can engage in!