absolutelymarshmallow

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nya

i don't know if to reciprocate this is a good idea

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im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

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sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

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does this to you

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I'm not like other girls. I'm a boy

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it just started eating his face off

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a gnome smoking outside her house could be said to be stoned out of her gourd

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rip douglas adams you would've hated elon musk

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do you think you have more men or women followers?

Only women follow me, because they can sense my gentle, deer-like aura

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it just a observation

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Pink.

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puki what do you think of the game awards

I saw a lotta people cranky that Astro Bot won GOTY over Wukong. I think if you believe Wukong was robbed of GOTY then you're legitimately a fake gamer. Out of 6 games, Wukong was 6th place in line to win GOTY. It is an objectively, and I mean PURELY objectively worse game than the other candidates, and I'm sick of ugly moron streamers trying to convince their susceptible audience otherwise.

This is Spiderman 2 all over again: the worst game out of a list of games having the loudest, dumbest audience. I liked the game, but it is easily a case of popularity obfuscating proper, unbiased criticism. I mean, look at the People's Choice Award - 3 out of the 5 nominees were fucking anime gatcha games. If that doesn't unequivocally prove that popularity isn't a good gauge for actual quality, then idk what it says.

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if you read books titled "A Blank of Blank and Blank" i dont want to hear your opinion ‼️

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I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

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I was bleeding out in the snow and it was all cool and stuff until like a bunch of teenager showed up and then It got really cringe so I put all the blood back and went to go bleed out somewhere else but all the good bleed out places were taken so I decided just to die like a natural peaceful death like look overlooking the Cliffside but lo and behold somebody's already fucking dying there against a tree and it looks way sicker than what I had planned I guess I'll just fucking live