okay let's play this again
are you:
bouncing on it respectfully because you are my captain and you have asked me to always be loyal and never to question your orders, and I may occasionally want to confide my worries in you, but I trust you with my heart and my life and the lives of our men ❤️
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bouncing on it disrespectfully while you're tied up after a mutiny I instigated, because captain, you just made me choose six of our men to die, and captain, I'm broken and I'm tired and I can't do this any more and I've given up hope of ever going home and I don't trust you anymore (even if I still love you), captain, I'm so hungry, captain please
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y’all remind yourselves your account is your space. you’re not a performance. you’re not annoying by being yourself. if people aren’t into it they can leave. you’re not obligated to please anyone, especially at the cost of your personal expression. the worst thing you can do for your online enjoyment is to filter or censor yourself.
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I think it’d be so funny if Bruce just refuses to disclose the existence of Robin to the league. He knows it’d take less than a minute for them to form a wicked mock club against him.
Except he just? Carries Robin around. Under that endless void that is his cape. Clark pinches the stress point between his brows. “Batman, is that a child under your cape?”
“No.”
“Bruce I can HEAR his heartbeat.”
“I think the long exposure to kryptonite partially damaged your brain. There is no child here, Clark.”
“He’s literally drinking Barry’s coffee right now.”
“He’s WHAT-“
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