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Let's take a memory photo in the BC house with Emarald Stone - Swift before Oasis Spring we go 🤭
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*see them again in the next rotation with alot of time skip. bye for now ❤
#the sims 4#the gemologist gameplay#the gemologist creation#sims 4 challenge#gemma stone#the sims 4 gameplay#bc challenge#Felix Swift by simsinfinitylt#sims4 stories#sims 4 screenies#Emarald Stone - Swift#its a time skip#they actually wanted to move out befor Emarald born but my game..😌#his name is not typo btw#please ignore Felix and Emarald eyes i accidently delete their eyes default
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Think a little lower, Dr. Wilson
#house would send his fellows to wilson for no good reason just because hes got hickies on his neck#btw it isnt implied or anything but this is indeed hilson#also i found out that wouse isnt a weird typo#its the ship name LOL#hilson#house md#malpractice md#hatecrimes md#james wilson#eric foreman#cameron allison#allison cameron#robert chase
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Fez stuffffff bc friend started playing it and i started getting motivation (to draw anyway,my love for this game is undying🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶)
#fez#fezzz#fez game#indie games#pixel game#art#sketches#fez gomez#ily fez gomez#sorry im tired so this isnt very enthusiastic but i literally love this game with my whole life and rn im a bit tired and zoned out#this was very fun to make and im v glad i can post this#ILY FEZ GOMEZ#saying this like sans undertale but with fez and gomez#his name's not fez tho i had to switch it around bc saying “gomez fez” is like saying “undertale sans”.. its not quite there yk#is there like no way to edit the tags btw i just had to rewrite that bc i saw a typo last second#omg almost did it again#anyway whatever
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Last night I cried, and I mean UGLY cried at a foul hour because I love Albert Wesker and I hate it. (/Lh)

Like first off, the man's name is Albert??? Need I say more? But then, his name is kinda gothic when you say his full name. I don't know if that's just me. But just simply referring to him as Albert is goofy as fuck considering he's supposed to be a villain in RE. Not only that, he's got paper thin lips. How's he gonna get a kiss kiss??☝️🤨/ref


But it wasn't only that, mind you, it's also because this absolute FUCK, this evil David Bowie and Johnny bravo looking mother fucker, has consumed my life and every waking thought that sometimes it genuinely hurts and that's what I hate about being autistic. It's just how much I want to consume of something once it becomes a special interest and/or hyperfixation. On top of that, Wesker is a special case for me because I found out I technically trauma bonded to him as a comfort character. For the past year and a half now, I got back into RE because of the RE4R and began hyperfixating on said game then it spiraled into hyperfixating about the Wesker's storyline, with project W and so on. I already have a tendency to go back to RE periodically every like two or so years but this has low-key been probably the longest I've consistently fixated on RE without a single break in-between. My dad and I bonded over resident evil, he's one of the people who got me into RE, albeit he watched the movies and I got into the game's. Which means RE means a whole lot to me and since he passed my fixation on it only heightened as a source of comfort. I also found out when you have a comfort character during a horrible period in your life, you very well can trauma bond with said character. So that means out of all characters, I have trauma bonded to Albert Wesker and I am two seconds away from tweaking. 🤩
On top of that, every time @rainbowroadonsteroids sends me something remotely Wesker related I start punching my wall and they bully me for it smh./Lh+nm

Shout out to my favorite human nightlight, Albert Wesker. ☝️🗿
#comet rambles#putting in queue to deploy later#have some misc wesker images because hes an absolute enigma of a man#i wanna put him in a test tube or some kind of containment and study him#hes so strange 🥰#albert wesker#albert wesker dead by daylight#wesker#resident evil#resident evil 5#resident evil wesker#resident evil albert wesker#project w#im scared of tall people what if Albert leans down and licks my head 😔/ref+j#Calling him by Albert is diabolical but also insanely hilarious to me#like his name is so gothic to me but also very dorky/lh+nm#i love bullying my comfort characters btw if you're new here its just my cuteness aggression smh#i also have to post some psychoanalysis on this guy because he makes me go insane ffs#I also have a wesker collection and it's ever growing#like I have a coffin it's bag and I've ordered several pins for it for example. 😟#ita bag not its bag the fuck i aint fixing that shit#edit: found some typos and.fixed them in post lmfao#was also crying because i want a wesker figure so bad but they're so fucking expensive on ebay etc :“)#rebhfun
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the b-side to the satoshi-kun compilation video...except, "gou-kun" didn't get a rise out of him, so to establish dominance gary just pretended to forget his name instead - until he couldn't seem to STOP saying his name, anyway
#pokemon#anipoke#pokeani#shigegou#splitdecisionshipping#sticking to my guns on that ship name since more than HALF of this video is from that episode#mine#*video#pokemon journeys#day 278345768493 still no jp raws but oh well the subs are fine. flavour text. i guess#btw gary TECHNICALLY has a +2 on the gou counter but i didn't count anything that wasn't or couldn't be translated as a direct address#there is one moment in jn113 where he says goh's name in relation to something when goh was the only other person in the room though#which is so funny because like. it was obvious what he meant. he did not need to say his name lmao#sorry for the repost i noticed a typo and it was driving me crazy and it was early enough to fix so i acted quickly#if u saw anything....no you didnt dkjfgjhfk
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I can't believe you're tagging my Silas Birchtree posts as Zim omg that's really funny thanks
Who the fuck is Silas birch tree?? :d
#asks#I have not read the book of phil or have means to buy it I have no idea what's going on over there#besides the fact it's confirmed ford fucked the dorito???? i think?????#(good for him btw)#wait BOOK OF PHIL???????????#LMAOOOOOO I AM NOT FIXING THAT TYPO FDKJDFLJSFLKSD tHAT'S HIS NAME NOW#anyway#zim brainrot is killing me slowly again im very sorry im being crushed alive by how hard I'm spinning him in the blorbo microwave#lemme know the post and i can fix it#take these as consolation in the meantime 🍠🥞🥫👒 🐧 ⛱#may they serve you well
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My wonderful sons El Wiwi, Choking Hazard, and Juandice Nottwo
#no im not posting anyone other than el wiwi for now#and btw thats not a typo his name is Juandice#its Jaundice but Juan
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don’t care abt football but it’s funny TO ME that taylor’s bf’s team is going again i hope they win ❤️
#bc it will make me brother mad lmaoo ⚰️#but also can they change they name ⚰️#but actually kinda feel a little bad for him lol#he was wearing his bills jersey watching the game 💔#he’s such a fanboy 🥲#fucking typos in my first sentences btw naur#^^
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Posting Oc art is always so nerve wrecking but yeah
This page will be mostly Enstars focused but I will try and post Oc stuff as well, although not often lol
#oc#oc art#artists on tumblr#my art#genshin impact#genshin oc#his name is Ténèbre btw#bird man#but no fucken wings#birb#im slowly losing it#im noticing so many mistakes but im to tired to fix them#mb typo it's spelled as Ténèbres#sorry im stupid
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NEITH APHRODESIA & SLIVER. water genasi draconic sorcerer & tiefling phantom rogue.
#here are my children 🙏 please love them#btw that isnt a typo on sliver's name lmao almost everyone ive talked to online abt him thinks his name is silver. it isnt#they will both get bg3 verses btw!! also cr ones :)#once bg3 gets fixed i also plan on making sliver so i can icon him! ill need to get mods working tho#bc all of the preset faces are WAY too masc for him lmao#miss neeps will probably stay iconless tho. she is impossible to make. if we were allowed to make fat characters it would be over for yall#but alas! those of us who are fat and wanna make characters that look like ourselves have to go fuck ourselves#neith tbt.#sliver tbt.
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𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀’𝐒 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 | 𝐋𝐇𝟒𝟒

— social media au.
pairing: sir lewis hamilton x dallas cowboy cheerleader!reader
summary: stars will always find a way to align to each other
warnings: social media environment, reader’s a bit of a southern belle. typos (maybe?)
saint’s team radio 🪩: i have a serious hyper fixation on the dallas cowboy cheerleaders so you know i had to do it 😝okay enjoy, mwah! tags are down below! 🫶🏽 i have two other things to release this week so watch out! 😚
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yourusername fun fact, these pom poms are heavy
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user the dress!
yourusername got it made by my best friend 🫶🏽
ddcheerleaders a star forever shining! ⭐️
user where to next?
yourusername we’re playing a home game against the Denver Broncos then Cota
user you’ll be watching the race??
yourusername courtesy of work, yes 🤍
katpurr goodness you’re stunning
yourusername no, you! 🥹
victoriakelina the whole race weekend, it’ll be so fun
yourusername girl, you know damn well we can’t do all that 😭
user i so badly wanna be a dallas cowboy cheerleader
user the prettiest southern belle ever
yourusername oh, bless your heart 🥹
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yourusername what a game, y’all! congrats to the broncos and now onto COTA for F1 <3
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kelcey_w the hair!!! you keeping it for COTA? 🤨
yourusername oh absolutely, kels
user would you perhaps be interested in the part team owner of the broncos?
yourusername and who would that be? 🧍🏽♀️
user his name is lewis hamilton 🧍🏽♀️
ddcheerleaders ⭐️🤍!
victoriakelina now what is a teamLH and why are they camping under this post?
yourusername i’m as confused as you are, my sister 😣
user she’s gorgeous!
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ddcheerleaders our lovely stars absolutely shined for the Austin Grand Prix and a huge thank you to y/n for the wonderful choreography! ⭐️🤍 @/yourusername
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user oh no he discovered y/n, i fear she is gone
user of COURSE he’s gonna be in the likes when this mf doesn’t follow anyone
user i just know he felt y/n’s aura from the garage
user PLS 😭
f1 always delighted to host these amazing girls!
user i’m obsessed with y/n and I’ve only known her for a few hours
yourusername ⭐️🤍!
lewishamilton you did absolutely amazing today! 🥳
yourusername so you’re the broncos owner?
lewishamilton yes? 🧍🏽♂️
yourusername inch resting. thank youuu and you’re cute btw.
user NOT Y/N KNOWING HIM AS THE BRONCOS OWNER???
user THEN SHE SAID HE WAS CUTE? MY QUEEN
user i fear we will be seeing a new wag on the paddock
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lewishamilton all about the fire for me
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mercedesamgf1 exactly!!
user dare i say the dallas cowboy cheerleader performance was a lucky charm?
user don’t be delusional 😭
user right? god forbid he interacts with someone 😭
ddcheerleaders the 44 clubs is where it’s at! ⭐️
yourusername you’re cool or wtv, broncos owner
lewishamilton thank you, ma’am
yourusername can’t wait to watch the race tomorrow!
lewishamilton you were in the 44 club right?
yourusername no?
lewishamilton now you are
user get you a nfl team owner who will put you in his very own paddock club suite 😣
user what a way to flirt, lewis
user we just watched this man bag y/n in real time 😭
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yourusername the world is your oyster, drain a man’s bank account today!
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user now how tf did you get this man to buy you these? 😭
yourusername i called him baby as a southern girl usually calls anybody within a ten mile radius and he was crumbling
user THIS IS PEAK COMEDY 😭😭
fencer i need you to teach me that jump split immediately
yourusername i fear it would kill you
fencer aw dang it 😔
user btw, teamLH absolutely loves you
yourusername i love you guys too! (i’m utterly confused)
ddcheerleaders a star with a star! ⭐️
user one thing about this man, he will bag anyone the internet finds attractive
user he done pissed me off with this one 😭
lewishamilton 🤍🤍
yourusername come back to the room, i need you to tie my bikini
lewishamilton yes ma’am
user he is WHIPPED
user universe, if you’re listening, guide a man like lewis to me RIGHT NOW
saint’s notes: not only am i painfully south african, i also wrote this in 45 minutes lol. if you’re southern, i am sorry if i got stuff wrong about you guys! hope you enjoyed 😚
tags: @mauvecherie-writes @motheroffae @exotic-iris13 @greedyjudge2 @purplelewlew @serpenttines @httpsserene @non-stop-imagines @yeea-nah @emjayewrites @queenshikongo3 @cocobutterqwueen
#saint writes#lewis hamilton x black reader#lewis hamilton fanfics#lewis hamilton imagine#lewis hamilton fanfic#lewis hamilton x reader#lewis hamilton fic#lewis hamilton smau#f1 imagines#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 x black!reader#Spotify
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hello scum villain fandom. i finished these silly books like two months ago and have been rotating them in my mind since then.
ANYWAY, i've come to propose a fun AU from my brain: Shen Yaun 'Food Peak' Lord. >:) (please excuse any typos i'm on my phone)
This is a Scumcum AU cause I decided that SJ is like my fave and I wanna see him get wifed up. Does he deserve it? No. Will this stop me? Also no.
So, slap cut to SY and he's suddenly like waking up the day after being chosen as a Sect disciple. He's like 13 and really confused and something feels... kinda wrong! It's like he has all these swiss cheese spots in his memory and he feels like he should be alarmed he's not in his own bed! But, he also IS in his own bed? What's his problem? SY is still 100% a transmigrator but since he's in a kid's body his memories are like half on lockdown. He remembers a few things but not much. The System shows up and seems just as surprised as this turn of events as he is, sort of analyzes a while, then ends up making him think (by accident) it's some like Guardian Family Spirit who is there to guide him.
In truth, the System is trying to find the best route to get the story on track within it's programming. This is NOT what it's assignment was supposed to be! Ugh!
SY has now been shuffled into what is basically an OC so it more or less just looks like him from his old life, not that he is aware, except as a kid. Everyone calls him Kong Yuan (name pending) (also I'll keep calling him SY for this to make it easier) and he was just taken into the lower Peak in charge of Food, Wine, and Elixirs. Of course this is like, with it's own special PIDW twist so everything is cool and magic. Without any real ideas on what to do otherwise, and feeling like this is Right, he throws himself into learning stuff about the Peak. He was a lazy Millennial rich boy in his last life so he's, like, kind of a SHIT COOK. That's on top of being kind of just bad at the type of physical cultivation needed for this Peak!
While highly specialized, the people on (Food) Peak are certified badasses in their own right, even if it's not in like a proper fight. You got people dipping arms and torsos in boiling oil, doing all sorts of fancy knife tricks with qi, tearing whole large beasts apart for processing; the Peak Lord and SY's new Shizun had some giant metal ladle that's twice as long as herself and looks like it weights more than a building. She's built and buff and uses this thing effortlessly to stir this giant cauldron in the center of the Peak that is as big as a house. It's a smaller Peak but always a flurry of activity! The System, deciding it will at least try and work with this, starts giving SY Taste Points as he improves. Occasionally, it will even give him little quests for bonus points! Usually it's for meeting new people, at the start, or learning certain techniques on his Peak. He notices that he usually get these 'Meet x Person' quests when on other Peaks, though... like that really sad looking but polite boy on Qiong Ding, the sort of nervous and mousy kid from An Ding, the sharp tongued girl from Xian Shu- even the real scary guy from Bai Zhan! Then after he gets those quests done, they always turn into a 'Befriend X Person' quest after... which is way harder but rewards more T Points!
(DID YOU THINK THIS WAS JUST A PEAK LORD AU BTW? NO NO NO! IT'S ALSO A QING DISCIPLE AU! HA! >:D) But why does he even WANT the T Points? Well, Guardian Spirit/System says it will provide him special memory rewards! SY rationalizes this as thinking he's receiving visions from a past? future? reincarnation of himself, which the System does not correct. It's usually smaller things about his old life, with the real important stuff all locked away behind higher and higher Points. The System will also provide him with small boosts to his palate (his was quite shit) and sometimes even... cookbooks! Part of being a Food Cultivator is enhancing your QI and Spiritual Veins by eating food that is both delicious as well as Spiritually Enhanced. This isn't just cooking in the kitchen with mama time, this is an ART. Only the best of the best have the refined palate, knowledge base, and skills to make their own recipes. It's fairly common on the Peak for the Masters to work for YEARS to try and make SOMETHING of their own they can be proud of! When SY is like 15, enough time to get to know his fellow (future) Peak Lords, he gets a special quest: [ BECOME HEAD DISCIPE ]. For the first time, THIS quest has a time limit (two years!), and the System warns him of graaaaaave consequences if he is not able to do so....
This lights a fire under his ass a bit and makes him panic! See, SY has all these cookbooks from the System, and he can even make some of the recipes! But most of them ask for all these ingredients he FEELS like he should know but he's never really heard of.... And some of the techniques are so strange, too! The System offers him a special upgrade (for what is, at the time, probably almost all this T-Points): A taste-alike Beastiary!
So, Ancient China did not have a lot of modern fruits and veggies from around the world. PIDW? Aside from a few things ones cause Airplane was a hack writer, mostly the same! But you know what PIDW does have? Lots of weird demons and animals and spirit beasts and flowers. The next time SY looks at a cookbook he will see little (???) next to the stuff he doesn't recognize. But also! There was this one recipes he wanted to make, and he had everything except for ONE thing to make it, and it has a (Inferno-Harpy-Vulture Egg) next to it. So! It shows him stuff he can SUBSTITUTE! Provided... he knows the name of the plant or animal already....
SY had always had a passion for the weird beasts and creatures he sometimes saw, but no reason to act on learning more since he was so busy.... but with this he can totally indulge! AND it will help him with his goal! Double win!
At some point in all his fumbling, he makes better connections with the Future Peak Lords, gets a reputation as being very reliable and kind (if a bit danger prone and sharp tongued at times), and is earning the attention of his buff Shizen. After getting a lot of T-Points, he manages to uncover some of the more expensive Memories....
Which warn him of a cruel villain named Shen Quinqui. An abusive man who was just the worst! Basically, all the stuff SY thought he knew about him in SV. AND the guy was gunna cause the world to end or something? UGH! Why didn't anyone DO anything about that guy in the future? :( The System says he's not allowed to tell anyone, but if he keeps working, maybe he can change Fate! Now, you're probably like 16 paragraphs into this and like 'okay, this is all super cool and you're really smart. but where is SJ at???' Well, he is HERE!
See, while SY had been to Qing Jing Peak multiple times, he's never actually got a Quest to meet anyone from there which is super weird! But he's called over there to act as a chef for a few weeks because one of the guys who usually does it is on some mission. He decides to scout out the Peak while he's there and see if he can find anyone named 'Shen' who might be the evil guy in the future.... [Mission: Meet Xiao Jiu] suddenly pops up from the System! And SY tries VERY HARD to do so! Every day he goes to work at QJ, he never meets anyone he doesn't already know. Sometimes, he hears rumors about a new kid who the Peak Lord took in and the rumors sound NASTY about him. He's only 15 (just a bit younger than SY by like a season or two!) and the guy is said to have murdered people, slept with prostitutes, perved on the girl's in their dorm there, (probably) was actually a real demon.... and was just a huge asshole. But, eventually, SY does end up meeting this mystery Xiao Jiu! He's done in the kitchen for the night and finished cleaning with the other cooks when he remembers he left something there. Going back, he finds this real skinny and lanky guy in the kitchen picking through whatever was leftover in there (not much). He's real cagey and looks ready to beat the hell out of SY for coming in there; but also like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't do. They sort of stare at each other a bit before SY hesitantly introduces himself and the guy basically runs off through the back. Rude! [Mission Complete: Meet Xiao Jiu] [Mission: Befriend Xiao Jiu]
The guy didn't even SAY anything, though! And he seemed like he wanted to beat him up! System, that doesn't seem FAIR! But... SY really wants those T Points for more future memories to try and stop whatever bad stuff is going to happen in the future, so...
Just trying to find Xiao Jiu ends up being a huge problem in of itself! This is a whole Peak and SY is mostly just here to act as a chef for a few hours in the evening. The guy never comes in and gets food, either! Does he only eat the stuff that's left in the kitchen after? But they always clean up really thoroughly so there isn't much left... and he had looked really skinny....
SY starts staying over past everyone else and leaving some extra buns and stuff he saves from dinner on the counter. Except, he gets in trouble after a day or two because the Morning Chefs had come in to find the food left there all night. Was the guy not taking it?
Eventually, he gets the idea to leave the food but... hide it. For some reason it reminds him of hiding a treat from a cat to make it want the treat more. It... sort of works? Usually only one of the buns is missing instead of the multiple he hides. But! Hey! At least the guy got some food!
Things go on like this for a while, until one night when he's heading back to his Peak, he gets sideline kicked into a dense copse of bamboo along the path. And the guy is standing over him with a sword (not a Spiritual one, but still really sharp!) at his throat. And demanding to know what SY is trying to do by leaving him food.... AAAAND I think this is long enough. For NOW. I'll write more on it when I have some time!!! My big wants is basically Feral Angry Cat SJ being slowly socialized to like the one (1) guy who keeps feeding him. They're gunna be BESTIES! (And SY just TOTALLY doesn't feel weird about thinking his best bro is pretty! That's, like super normal!)
I'm sort of half vomiting all my ideas out of my brain but also half writing a bit of a rough outline for a future fic i want to write. If this inspires you in some way, though, feel free to write stuff! Just tag me! I WANNA SEE!!!! >:)
If you have any questions or anything feel free to reach out! I wanna expand more on the Cookbook and the Food Quest and like, how SY would befriend the other Future Peak Lords. Plus, I have a really evil idea for the System to try and force the plot back on the rails later on hehe.
Ty for reading my rambling ilu <3
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hi, i'm back on my brain rot bullshit! so you know what time it is... B^)
hear me out, (some) KorTac men (specifically König, Krueger and Nikto), dating an artist.
normally, i often see most drabbles and other thoughtfully crafted pieces delve down the writer route (go figure)! this prompt fucking possessed me whilst i was working on some art, so i'm imposing this idea into the ether for all of you to see!
kept it gender neutral! but there might be one femme-leaning pet-name + the use of "little one" for Nikto's bit! i am not a russian-speaking native so i hope the one i grabbed is gender neutral as well (feel free to correct me if it isn't)!
personally i'm run with his government first name being "Andre," this is not canon btw!
if they're a little ooc? uh... i'm still figuring out how to write these three idiots (affectionate)!
this barely proof read so if you see typos? uh... no you didn't.
enjoy these little pebbles of purely sickeningly sweet, silly fluff under the cut!🖤
♚ König. . .
✦ he would fucking love to see your drawings i will die on this fucking hill! this fact about you was one of the most exciting thing he ever learned about you! by god was this man like a child in a candy store witnessing all of your art pieces, new or old! ✦ this big, burly man gets so soft and proud seeing your sketches become finalized pieces. the art of creation is always such a wonderous marvel to behold in his opinion! seeing you tune out the rest of the world, when you fully submerge yourself into the motions is remarkable sight to behold. he's privileged that you let him be a witness to it! ✦ honestly, let's be real. he would take this chance to just stare at you (affectionately). because you're too deep in your own little world—likely with headphones on or music playing—perhaps even a podcast of choice! consuming your audio of choice as you pen your ideas to paper, be it on actual paper or on a more digital medium! ✦ if you ever, and i genuinely mean EVER, take the time to draw his portrait (with or without his face coverings)? just know this man would full-on bawl like a baby. pathetic snot dribbling from his nose, horrendously tearful but it's all for good reasons, please don't worry! ✦ "Mein schatz..." / "Do you like it?" / "I've no words that would do it justice... it's... incredible, maus." ✦ i bet fucking money he'd save that to his phone, keep a copy of it in his pocket of a kevlar vest. something tangible that you earnestly made for him with intents of capturing your muse onto parchment. between photos of you he keeps to himself, little traces of your existence just make his heart sing. parchment long since creased from how many times he's opened it and closed it, weathered and worn but it's something you made for him to keep. these items that were made or owned by you are invaluable, no amount of money could every buy these off of him. you, as well as anything you make, are treasures he'd protect indefinitely. ✦ in the sense of a long-distance relationship be it for deployment or otherwise, you'd often share what you're working on. be it still images or (stable internet, be willing), you lull him to sleep with delicate humming a tune you're listening to whilst sharing your screen, he'd watch you work on projects you're determined to see to fruition if he couldn't be home to observe you himself. ✦ if you're ever insecure about your work, this big ass goof (affectionate) would stumble over his words but he'd want nothing more than for you to constantly be up his ass about what you do, side-hustle or hobby otherwise. ✦ König is your number 1 supporter, he'd sooner turn in his premature grave before he'd ever slip up on an opportunity to let you think otherwise. even if you find your talent lackluster by comparison, he'd perish atop mountains shouting how talented his beloved Schatz is! the way you breath life into such fictitious subjects always drew him in. especially with how you drew eyes and expressions! (when he noticed you often mimic the facial creases yourself when focusing on expressions, but he'd never tell you. it's too precious to point out so brazenly). ✦ frankly, if this passion of yours is important to you? it's important to him, and he will not budge on this. what sparks you joy will be a wonderous experience for him too, and what partner would he be if he wasn't supportive of your interests, hobbies or line of work?
♜ Krueger. . .
✦ see, Sebastian would be a bit interesting because you'd think at first he'd pay little to no mind. ✦ his steps are so quiet around the house that half the time you're just ignorant of his presence for several minutes. a comedically long while before the inkling of someone behind you ever crossed your mind. ✦ it's not that you'd mind (not unless he scares the proverbial piss out of you, of course) but he just can't help but be curious. maybe he's not one for the modern arts (perhaps more classical?) but... you're his darling little liebling, he isn't so much as a fool to be ignorant of your interests. ✦ however he's not too partial to being separate from you; Krueger gives me the impression he's partial to physical touch... when he wants to be that is (frankly he's no better than a cat in my eyes). ✦ "Schatzi?" / "Hmmm~?" / "Come, bring your little drawing things with you if you must but I need you here," ✦ he now fully sees a character design you've been working on and admittedly... curiosity does get the better of him and he begins inquiring what you're working on whilst your form settles into his. ✦ "Oh! This is a commission for someone who paid me illustrate a character for their indie game!" he just nods along, allowing you space to involve him into this little world of yours. revealing to him the various concepts tossed back and forth between you and your client. ✦ Sebastian is (quietly) fascinated by how your creative little mind works. keenly taken notes, exhibiting your perceptive attentive to rather pedantic details―it's so (annoyingly) endearing. he's come to find himself enamored, entertained even, by your eccentric interests. your fixations are ones that vastly differ from his, but these are distinctive traits he's come to adore you for. ✦ he jokingly threw out the idea of how he'd look in such a world of whimsy given your subjects of focus is often fantasy. oh boy, he shouldn't have said that because now you have ideas and that is dangerous to give one's partner with only their imagination as a limiter. ✦ he'd be physically unable to admit to it, but he'd likely have saved the drawings that poured every ounce of love into. utterly taken by your imaging him in a knight's garb rather than tac pants and kevlar. the thought of you seeing him as such a regal-looking protector... he struggles to give name the feeling a name most days. the one that makes his stomach feel light and fluttery, his heart feel like a frantic bird caged by bone instead of metal. that same one makes his cheeks and ears warmer than normal.
♞ Nikto. . .
✦ see, there's just something about Nikto that gives me the impression he wouldn't even ask. however, don't mistake this as disinterest! baby boy is so fucking curious what his little one is doing! he's just unsure how to articulate such a.. loaded question(?) and you seem so focused on what you're doing! ✦ i kinda see him doing that animal-thing. y'know, the one where he just quietly observes every subtle movement, noise or expression that catches his eye‒you two more often than not just kinda "co-exist" together in the same shared space. not always needing to talk verbally. finding comfort in peaceful, silent company is more than enough between you two! this life led with tranquility is more than he'd ever dare to ask for. ✦ instead, i can see him bringing you sustenance and fluids, you're keeping yourself so, so busy! but you need to eat and drink at some point! things he knows you like! things that he's memorized by heart! it's always the quiet bitches like him (affectionate) who have an internalized backlog of information when it comes to you. it took quite the adjustment period when you made the off-handed remark that you like a specific blend of tea, and he ensured you'd never run out. ✦ little did he know, you were working on a passion project of the indie development. working along side a few other individuals, and you were the one designing characters for a game jam! intending to make a concept a protagonist who's build you're not exactly familiar with drawing (bulky, trained, fit. think professional dead lifter types which distantly remined you of Nikto). ✦ he couldn't help but notice that the usual focus is now tightly knit with frustration. the quiet, concerned glance he shot your way went unnoticed, far too deep in your own thoughts to really pay any heed to the brewing worry. he had to say something... anything to snap you out of this mental limbo that deafened you. ✦ "любимый?" ("beloved?") / "Huh?" / "Something troubles you...?" / "Trouble me?— oh! No, no I'm okay!" / "Your expression tells me different... will you allow me to listen? To.. help?" ✦ eventually the big brutish bear cuts through your thoughts to source the root of your worries! frankly, it'd cause you to wrinkle far earlier than you mean to! as prompted, you're airing out your grievances with this project being out of your comfort zone. it's hard to come up with a concept that you're happy with and you've deadlines to meet. he listens to you diligently, he may not understand the full weight of your plight; it matters to you, then it matters to him. ✦ you don't know how exactly, but eventually, somehow, you ended up enlisting Nikto's assistance! his figure is close enough the concepts the head of your team posted onto your inspiration board! ✦ somehow, that incorrigible art block just... magically vanished, it was mind boggling even to you. Nikto didn't really understand given all he did was slide you a few photos or posed for your creative use. but the creases on your brow line were softer if not gone entirely, so he'd consider his intervention a success. ✦ you find yourself looking at the game's protagonist (whom you coyly suggested he be named "Andre" for no suspicious reason at all), and you're elated! proud of it, too! it's evident that he bears Nikto's likeness in more than a few aspects aspects! aside from the build, of course. Nikto has been watching you work your magic, manifesting such artistry from nothing but your own thoughts. finding himself in awe watching, left only with silent reverence upon seeing you in your natural habitat of creation was... breath taking. however, he couldn't help but notice his heart thumping against his ribcage a little harder seeing his likeness in something you made. it was... flattering? is that the word he's feeling? seeing how you took characteristics that elicit hardship or grief but you captured his image with calm, quiet confident air. was this how you saw him, truly?
#🐦⬛ ― learning how to write these three as i dust off this blog's cobwebs! i think of 'em a lot!#🐦⬛ ― i adore these idiots (/pos) so i'm going to make it everyone else's problem!#🪨 ― krow's pebbles#kleptomaniakrow#cod#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare 2#cod mw2#kortac#König#Konig#Krueger#Sebastian Krueger#Nikto#kortac x reader#cod x reader#cod x gn!reader#cod x you#cod fluff#cod mw2 fluff#nikto x reader#konig x reader#sebastian krueger x reader#könig cod#konig cod#krueger cod#nikto cod#headcanons#fluff
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Hard Ride..



Song Mingi x Fem Reader
Short fic, Smut….
Fic List !
Warnings: cock riding, little tit play, some dirty, pet names; baby.. kissing?
Side notes: If there are any typos or grammar errors, I’m sorry because I’ve wrote this in the middle of the night 😭 btw my ask box is always open for some requests! enjoy <3.
Minors do not interact!!!!
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„I barely touched you yet…“ Mingi breathed into your ear as you were struggling on his lap, his cock halfway inside your warm swollen pussy. Your arms wrapped around his neck, your fingers leaving small marks on his skin. „Come on, it’s not the first time you take me“ He mumbled and grunted when he made you lower on his cock.
„You’re always so out of breath…“
„I’m sorry-„ you whimpered and started to move your hips up and down slowly which made mingi gasp and lean back against the headboard of the bed. „mmh.. don‘t apologize.. I like seeing you like this“
You buried your face in his neck when you were bouncing on his cock in a slow and pleasant rhythm. Mingi loved the feeling of your pussy squeezing him, your walls twitching around his cock.. it made him throw his head back and let out low groans, the pleasure making him getting goosebumps all over his arms.
„mingi-„ you softly moaned out, he always loved hearing you saying his name in this tone. In this voice while you were riding his dick slow and hard. You pulled your face back from his neck, your half lidded eyes scanning his face while you were breathing heavily and quickly while letting out few moans.
„Oh baby keep going please..“ he groaned and opened his eyes again just to meet yours, but they wandered down to your chest. Watching your tits bounce gently in the same rhythm as you. His large hand reached out and gripped the soft flesh, kneading it while his thumb rubbed your perky nipple.
„Mingi… please I want some kisses-„ you moaned needy and Mingi just grinned and moved his hand which was on your hip to the small of your back, leaning in to kiss your lips. You greedily kissed him back which made him pinch your nipple, causing you to gasp… he used to opportunity to slide his tongue into your mouth, tangling it with yours, tasting your salvia mixing with his. He groaned against your lips and he couldn’t take it anymore…
He gripped your hips and helped you with the speed, her started to thrust his hips up, his cock pumping into your needy pussy, filling every inch with his dick. He didn’t move away from your mouth, he kept kissing you heated, he pulled away and nibbled at your bottom lip. He wanted to hear you moan, you were a mess.
You were moaning helplessly and needy while he fucked his cock into you, making you bounce harder
„Ah- it feels so good“ you moaned and it just boosted Mingis ego as always when he was fucking your wet hole. „Yes- let me hear how much you love it baby“
Mingi picked up the pace and groaned, he could feel his balls tightening from the upcoming orgasm. You were a whining mess and the knot in your abdomen started to build and pushing you to release. „I-i‘m cumming-„
„Don‘t hold back Baby-„ Mingi moaned and clenched his jaw and threw his head back as his cock was twitching inside you, his climax took over and his hot seed painted your walls white.
You could feel his warm cum inside you, filling you till the brim and you clenched around him and released with a loud whiny moan. Your cum mixing up with his and breathed heavily while Mingi tried to come down from his high.
„f-fuck this was intense-„ Mingi breathed out and looked at you, his eye seeking yours, a smirk creeped up his lips when he saw how flushed and exhausted your face looked right now…
„Mmm you look gorgeous..“ he said while he brushed your hair out of your face and his soft cock slipped out of your stretched out hole, his cum and yours dripping.
„so pretty..“
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TARTAGLIA
𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺 𝗏𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗈 𝗈��� 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗆𝖺𝗌𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖻𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 while he is on work.
a/n I apologize if there are any typos or spelling mistakes, my first fic here btw.
𝗛e was at work when he heard a notification sound from his cellphone, leaving the papers that were in his hands on the table, When he saw the video, he almost immediately felt his member twitch inside his pants, he watched and rewatched that video thousands of times.
Your fingers massaging your clit in circles for a few seconds before timidly inserting your little fingers into your wet cunt, he placed the cellphone next to his ear so he could hear the sounds that your pussy make and your pretty moans,
oh lord, your moans, his name came out of your mouth so deliciously .
He wanted to go home right away and treat you like the whore you are, sending him videos of yourself pleasuring yourself without him? How dare you.
When he finally gets home, no matter what you're doing, whether it's making dinner, cleaning, doing laundry, he'll pull you tightly by the waist, kissing you desperately. until you were separated by lack of air he would speak under his breath
– "You little hoe, can't wait f'me to get home? huh? teasing me when im at work? " he muttered watching your pretty face with lust
The harbinger tore your clothes off in the blink of an eye, unbuttoning your bra really fast, freeing your breasts. Wasting no time in spitting on them and quickly putting them in his mouth, biting and sucking, tightly grabbing the other breast.
– "Making me hard in public, making me want to bury myself in your tight pussy as fast as possible"
You moaned softly in pleasure and pain at the same time, his voice was covered in hunger and anger. Your body betrayed you, trying desperately to rub against him.
He took his hand off your breast and moved it towards your wet pussy. You could cum just from his fingers being near it. He made delicate, slow circles with his fingertips on your clit.
you moaned deliciously, you wouldn't know it but tartaglia cock was already leaking precum just from hearing your angelic noises
he slid his wet fingers through your intimacy entering inside your cunt, his movements were rough and fast, Your eyes rolled back in your head feeling that you are so so close to cumming, beautiful pearly tears came out of your eyes. Moaning softly and loud enough for a neighbor to hear, that didn't matter to you, now the only thing that mattered was how well your boyfriend fingered you.
you tried to speak but it sounded almost like a moan
– "Please baby im so close.... fuck, d-don't stop, don't stop, don't stop... "
your hips moved involuntarily riding Tartaglia's fingers you were already feeling the sensation of orgasm, until a sudden lack of contact. Tartaglia quickly removed his fingers from inside making you whine
he took off his belt in a hurry
– "Do you really think I'm going to let you cum without it being on my dick?."
his member quickly came out of his underwear so big and thick and veiny, pink tip leaking pre cum... you could get there just by looking at it.
without warning tartaglia with just one movement put all his width inside you, making the tears fall again on your cheeks, his hands in a cruel grip moved your hips quickly and painfully
– "Own so wet just for me? Does it hurt? I don't fucking care, ugh, you little brat need to be tamed so bad? huh? can't hold it in until your 𝘮𝘢𝘯 gets home? "
he started moving his own hips bullying his cock on your womb at a fast pace
he would bite you and give you kisses on your body, giving marks that would not come out in the next few weeks.
You felt your orgasm coming again and Tartaglia did too by the way your pussy contorted his cock
– "You wanna come? so beg, beg for your man to let you come."
His movements became painfully slow
– "Pleasse... please baby i wanna cum please... i need to cum so badly..."
He went back to bullying your pretty little pussy with his dick, the hand that was on your hip going to your clit making circles
– "Thats it baby cum for me..."
he whispered in your ear
you put your hands up to muffle the scream of pleasure that came out of your mouth, your eyes rolling, It was so good, so good when Tartaglia filled you, when he came home from a tiring day and took it all out on your tight pussy.
He paid attention to all your reactions as you came with a smirk on his face, He moved quickly inside you again, not giving you time to process.
"You will fucking pay f' making me hard at work" .
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After begging the bride to be to get down off the table, Klaus realized very quickly that this was going to be a harder job than he was hoping. Despite success this time, he'd never any sort of spine, nor the conviction to care much about keeping the peace. In fact, he knew he attracted attention, and therefore trouble. But Jo didn't need to know that until it happened, at least.
"Ah, alright, fair enough," he said good-naturedly as she called him out. The flask slipped out of his pocket, and poured gracelessly into the glasses. Still mostly full, he noted, for later in the night. But before he could take his shot, Klaus was practically swung at, knocking him against the bar briefly.
"Hey Max," he groaned, forcing a smile on once again. The conversation, however, caught his attention. "Wait, yes I do! I love magic tricks!"
As he watched, a flame blew across the glass, like a dragon with erectile dysfunction. Eyebrows raised in surprise, Klaus could only come to one conclusion: she was family.
"Aw shit, of course..." Knowing he'd need it to deal with whatever world ending shit this might turn into, he knocked his shot back quickly.
"October 1st, 1989, right? Your birthday?"
As soon as the gun came out, Klaus's easygoing smile fell. Despite--or maybe because of--his time in Vietnam, he'd never liked guns. Destructive, life ruining, gone in an instant type weapons. Of course, he'd always been a lover, not a fighter.
"Emergencies, got it," he said, raising his tattooed palms in a way that meant he'd rather swallow glass.
As Jo lead him around, Klaus couldn't help but feel incredibly lucky. He held the key tightly in his hand, a lifeline to a private, locking room. And most importantly, not filled with ghosts. Or at least, not as many as his childhood bedroom.
"Don't lose it, got it," he repeated back, hooking the key onto his dog tags. How he'd gotten so lucky in his choice of wrong numbers, he'd never know. "I'll crash for an hour, then I'll take you up on that beer."
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A private room, even if it was just a cot and a bedside table, felt like heaven after spending the last few hours in the drunk tank.
"She seems nice."
"You just lectured me about this being a trap, Benny boy, you gotta pick a side," Klaus responded, flopping onto the bed unceremoniously. "Wake me up in an hour, will you?"
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As per Jo's rules, Klaus did not snort or smoke anything, not technically. But dry swallowing a few stimulants certainly put the pep back in his step. Waking up semi-sober in an unfamiliar place was not new to him, but it certainly threw him off to see the shadows start moving. That was the first sign, the ghosts were coming back. The first sign that he needed a drink.
Emerging from his beauty rest looking supremely hungover, Klaus found his way out to the bar again. Jo seemed busy with other customers, so he simply snuck around to refill his hip flask. Once it was heavy in his back pocket again, he approached with a smile.
"Alrighty Jo, who am I kicking out?"
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