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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

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open wound wednesday don’t forget to let someone stick their fingers in it <3

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I’ve reblogged it before and I’ll reblog it again.

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the olivia rodrigo subreddit is amazing today

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the less notes a post has the sexier it is

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😭 is the best emoji it can be ironic it can be sincere it can be laughter it can be sobbing it’s literally the whole spectrum of human emotion

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getting that august feeling (things that have ended endlessly are ending again)

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she was only 22 when she wrote this??

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tip for women: do fewer things "out of love" and more things that directly advantage you

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any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number

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Perhaps I'm too tired to write right now

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it’s actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don’t realize it if you’re someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it’s so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country’s median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren’t their coworkers or people they met on dating apps

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I've blogged for you. Who else can say that

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mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

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i hate intern applying i rather nailgun my head repeatedly

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at least theres still listening to music while staring at the ceiling