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this is what fics are made of (MIN @ FLA | 1.19.23)
#the tap to the ass then correcting to the back#his hand on his ass as he's getting up#lockwood's fingers in his collar!!!#i hope lockwood's okay but i'm incapable of being normal about any of this#william lockwood#brandon duhaime#2324#tying to make these gifs from different feeds match was stupid so
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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my adventures with superman turning deathstroke the fucking terminator into an anime twink is the single greatest thing i've seen in the history of animation i have not been able to stop laughing
#personal#my adventures with superman#honestly the second this guy showed up with his hair covering an eye i started wondering if t'was slade#and it is! it's twink slade! i had to pause the episode to try and stop giggling#i do love it i do love twink slade i think he should be a recurring character#with his white hair and his gold eye god bless him#also how early is this supposed to be in his career he is getting his shit absolutely rocked by livewire#(makes sense he does repeatedly get his ass handed to him by teenagers including his own children)#(but still come on twink slade)#he is hot tho i'm immediately on board with him being in this show
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Why do shonens gotta sell me the most intimate queer masterpieces but then say that Boy 1 ends up with Girl 1 and lives happily and very heterosexually ever after, as if these main boys didn't just spend 430 chapters being emotionally entangled and mortally codependent on each other.
#bnha spoilers#again i am NOT HATING izOch#i do not hate it#but like#queer coded shonen gets me everytime#lmao i am a sucker#katsuki did NOT JUST MARRY SOME RANDOM GIRL#after pining for years just to hold his bff rivals hand#after working his ASS OFF to fund a state of the art suit for izuku#bro you are telling me that this singleminded man found time and patience to marry some random chick#when he is putting his whole ASS into supporting and lifting up Izuku??#bro is fucking in love#also this man who jas never shown an inkling of interest in girls#you think he would suddenly find interest after high school whem his brain is all IZUKU all the time??#BRO BE FOR REAL#i digress#anyway there is always fanfic#bakudeku#its the heteronormativity for me dawg#bkdk was POETRY#v achilles and patroclus
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he’s the worst 😭
#**✿❀talk to moon❀✿**#but also that’s him at any wedding no matter who the person is#he begs you to come w him to be less bored but ends up holding onto your thigh and having his hand smacked off your ass the whole night#‘im bored lemme grab onto it’ ‘get ur hands off of me ppl are staring!!’ ‘and? its not like no one knows youre mine’#i love him😭#hanma shuji#tokyo revengers
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absolutely obsessed with gemini Donnie's piercings! They suit him so much! and i bet theyre fun to draw too!
you also mentioned tattoos! what kind do you think he would get? like what kind of designs and where?
Ah thank you! ; w ; I just think they're fun <;3 he deserves piercings... And yeee he has quite a few tattoos as well that he builds up over the years--
both his arms host meticulously planned, carefully considered, personal and meaningful full-sleeve pieces that were done professionally by sorrelshine's older sister, leafwhistle (she's the one who pierced donnie's eyebrow in that comic!)
his legs are where everything else goes. there are dozens of different pieces patchworked all over-- some done by leafwhistle, some by other artists, some by sorrelshine (who is not a professional, let it be known, but knows how to use a tattoo gun!), some even done by himself. he let leo do one once. mikey has done several. there's everything from stick-and-poke stars to little grayscale robots to brightly colored flowers down here, and he'll shove new things wherever they'll fit whenever he feels the urge.
[ gemini au ]
#“new tattoo” is the answer for a lot of things during donnie's young adulthood#celebrating something? get a tattoo about it#unpacking some Heavy Trauma? get a tattoo about it#feeling anxious and restless and like you need to do something with your hands? get a tattoo about it#depressed and struggling and need a pick-me-up of some kind? get a tattoo about it#bored???? get a tattoo about it--#donnie and sorrel sitting casually on donnies bed together: donnie fucking around on his phone and sorrel tattooing his calf#its just good for his “grew up in the battle nexus adrenaline addict” ass#and his “grew up with no ownership or control of my body or identity” ass#once he runs out of room on his legs he'll have to figure smth else out but most of them are pretty small#has considered his tail but hasnt yet#has also considered his shell but ultimately decided he doesnt wanna over up the scars#gemini au#asks#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt au#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt separated au#rise donnie#rise donatello#rottmnt fanart#fidgetwing#tmnt#tmnt 2018#there are a few fun easter eggs in here. some more obvious some less#they all mean something in canon
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Why does Dale want to hunt fairies? What made him believe in them? He's a full gown adult and is hunting them. I know Mr Crockers case, is Dale different the same?
Generally speaking Dale believes in whatever he thinks will make him money. He probably saw something online offering absurd amounts of money in exchange for proof of fairies and figured even if he couldn't find anything he could get chatGPT to write a book about his experience for him and make money anyway.
After he shot Dev he was going to call it quits altogether, too much headache when he can make profit so many other ways. At least until Flowers put him through an undeniably supernatural experience that is.
#He tries to think of himself as a realist but its hard not to believe in miracles after a certain best day of his life#Logically he knows the supernatural isn't real but... what if?#fop nature au#fop#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#dale dimmadome#You remember the 'Is dale scared of bright colors' comic? where Dev asks “So... Is this company homophobic now”#notice how he doesnt ask if Dale is homophobic now just the company as a whole#tbh tho if you wanna know his real opinions he thinks every display of affection is nasty and should be kept in the bedroom#like all of them. Kissing? gross. You want to hold hands? get that crap out of his face.#his aromantic ass does not want to see it!!#not that he'll say anything about it tho lol he's got a image to keep up
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(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)
athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute
odysseus: what?
athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do
penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes
odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?
athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.
penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire
athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.
penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment
zeus: where are they going
hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-
#odysseus disappears midway because athena plants one on him so hard his soul evaporates#(strategic to make him stop from coming after them and also from passion she forgot to hold back for once)#(and also shes maybe possibly in love and cant wait to get vengeance on Calypsos bitch ass who hurt him so much for so long)#penelope has had to deal with calypos afteraffects for literally the rest of their lives. from flashbacks to odysseus inconsolably crying#at her feet for forgiveness some days even though shes always said frim the first moment that it wasnt his fault#the rest of the gods have to chase them down to prevent them from eternally torturing calypso (goddesses cant die <3)#athenas blazing mad and sick with guilt and horror. she couldn't attack before because it would be seen as an attack from olympus#but as a wife! as two wifes! no political implications there no holds barred calypso gets her ass BEAT#but also pls imagine them chasing her and gods chasing them round and round the island while screaming#odysseus wavered like 17 times on whether to ask hermes for a lift there or not but goes in the end#their honeymoon in truth ends up being on ogygia#athena lovingly and seductively teaching penelope how to fillet a person both of them covered in ichor#odysseus with a hand over his mouth blushing grinning tears in eyes torn between turned on and terrified to be back and crying coz they lov#him that much.#((he goes to her just before they leave in the cave she used to drag him to. she can barely hold herself up and hes shaking to approach))#((but he's stronger now. settled and satisfied and content. he kneels by her and sets down bandages next to her.))#((i told you i was married he says. and because his truest weapon is his tongue- if youd just listened i wouldve found us both a way out))#she sobs and he leaves. the scars will never fade fully but he feels lighter as he steps out into the sun where athene and pen are waiting.#bloodsoaked and being shouted at by hera but smiling at him widely and gleefully as he approaches. takes a hand each and presses him btwn.#he squeezes back with a smile and leans into them. his beautiful horrifying wives#odypenath#odypenetha#odysseus#penelope#athena#odypen#odyath#penath#epic the musical#love in paradise
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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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rambling again. you know i love some deranged freak4freak sifloop where they stab and eat each other and loop gets off on hurting sif. its great conceptually. but lets be real it is a little out of character to canon considering loop consistently shows more care for sifs mental health and body in a single loop than sif ever has for themselves in his entire life. neither of them are happy about this but what can you do! ig they gotta kiss so sneetly about it
#its inconvenient bc siffedloop during the timeloop is perfect for the gore death nasty romance#but like. if it came up loop would joke about it then flip their shit when they realize sif genuinely wants them to hurt him#idt sif could get themselves to hurt loop in any way in the first place and he most certainly wouldnt if asked. look at their neuroses.#having intrusive thoughts abt hurting their party quite literally makes them stab themselves to death#his ass is not laying a harming hand on loop not even. actually ESPECIALLY if they ask him to#too bad you love and care about each other more than you ever could abt yourselves idiots#sifloop#sif#loop
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Everyone's making like discourse points about Kieran as if hes not literally just a kid whos like
"im lonely and feel outcasted and will project on this mythical creature that i can relate to, and then it turned out to be real and everyone kept it a secret from me including someone i had considered a new friend despite knowing how desperately I wanted to give it the companionship I wish I had and im upset about this!"
Like I promise you, as funny as him going Joker is, he's not some like evil cruel manipulator who only wanted to use ogrepon, he's 12 and his favorite character came to life but he didn't even get to enjoy it.
#like i love the fucked up eyes too but hes just some 12 year old who lost his comfort character#pokemon#pokemon sv#pokemon dlc#pokemon spoilers#kieran#kieran pokemon#ogrepon#this has been three am thoughts#'hes obsessing about getting stronger' if i lost my fav character because i got my ass handed to me in like five pokemon battles I would to
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Damian's panicking.
It was idiotic the moment he saw Grandfather enter Gotham he should have called Father, or Richard even Todd but instead he went on a one man sucide mission.
He knows that he has nothing to prove he didnt have to track Ra's down egaged him in a fight that he can't win.
Especially when he isn't fighting to kill even back in the league trying his hardest he never measured up, his Grandfather has been and will always be untouchable.
He's down katana lost somewhere down below it's almost fitting another Robin dangling off the top of Wayne enterprises. Pearched at his throat a Katana ready to tear through blade sharpenerd that even with only the slight pressure a drop of blood has already rolled down his neck.
He will die again at the hands of another member of his family he seems immortal until it comes to another Al Ghul.
Tears start to slide down he hears grandfathers cruel laughter at how pathetic his grandson is he closes his eyes he doesn't want to see.
A sharp gasp reaches his ears and than a pained moan.
His eyes snap open.
Ra's Al Ghul stands a blade protruding from his heart that is quickly ripped out as he drops to his knees.
Damian's forces his gaze to move from his grandfathers bleeding corpse to the figure holding the blade.
His brother stands in nothing more than his suit he can't help the relieved sob as he pulls himself further away from the edge and throws himself into Tim's waiting arms.
"How did you find me, how did you get here so fast," he forces out through the sobs that's are starting to hurt his chest.
Tim pulls away enough to force Damian's head to gaze up.
"Oh sweetheart, Dami your literally on top of my building, Nevermind that kiddo I'll always find you."
He collapses back into his brothers arms burrowing as far as he can into his chest he doesn't have the energy to do much else other than cling.
He feels Tim shift him so he's carrying Damian as the adrenaline runs out. He doesn't try to fight sleep as he dozes off feeling safer than he ever has with the brother who saved him.
His brother who must have run from whatever meeting he was in without any armor to rescue his little brother. He wasn't saved by Red Robin but by Tim Drake and for once he can't imagine how he ever wished for a different one.
#tim drake#batfamily#bamf tim drake#Imagine Tim looks out his window and sees a dangling Robin and than boy is booking it. The flash doesn't got shit on how fast Tim was#fucking running#Jason is also booking it to Wayne enterprises along with Bruce and Dick everyone is literally running for their lives to get to Damian#Bruce isn't even mad at the corpse well he is a little bit Dick looks two seconds away from ripping his throat out so he is shuting up.#Damian is soooooo getting lectured#also Tim will be chipping his ass#damian wayne#dami loves his brothers#tim drake is a menace#Dami wakes up to all his big brothers gone because they are tearing apart the entire league with their bare hands#jason todd#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#bamf batfamily
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Do not let the Protestant Work Ethic Beast in your head win!
You are not alone! You are not the sole difference between death and life! You are a person who will at some point need to take a break!
That is why there is community! That is why there is organizing! Do not despair because you, alone, are not currently boots on the ground fixing things! Do something, but do not let that something be collapsing!
#I will not be firebombing a walmart I have a dad to care for#Rn Im at work keeping the lgbtq center at my school open and cheerful#That's all I can do rn#that and tell yall not to kill yourselves#if you do I'm dragging you back cause I'm not doing this shit alone#Fuck Trump and his mama we aren't letting doomer shit win#You really wanna kill yourself over a bitch ass christian piss baby?? You're gonna let that man be your 13th reason?#It will be awful I will not lie to you. It will be miserable#But he is a bitch ass motherfucker and a coward who stands on nothing but his crumbling wealth and the hatred of his fans#Take a breather. Refresh. Drink a cold fanta orange with me cause that shit fucking slaps rn#Then get on the ground and get shit going whether that's packing your bags to go to a safer area or getting ready to throw hands#But the last thing we're gonna do is sit here and act like no one will survive to see another day#Cause I will. I will see the next day if it kills me#we will see another day and that day will be another one closer to palestine being free#that will be another day closer to ensuring human rights for all#another day closer to progress and a separation of church and state#another day closer to the rest of our lives#Do not collapse but I am here to pick you up if you do#And if I'm not someone else is#fuck it we ball#ex christian#religious trauma
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#funfact they actually got his ass in one of my aus so this actually fits#winx#winx club#winx club wizards of the black circle#Winx ogron#winx club ogron#winx black circle#winx wizards of the black circle#wizards of the black circle#wotbc#for further context:#they turned him into a fairy by force#so even he did got his hands back on to the black circle he wouldn't be able to use it because the circle would suck himself in#it's like eternal torture with new huge wings that were spesfically designed a way that doesn't closes up in any way those kind of wings to#un snitch able and to be as strong as Morgana's no other fairy has this much wing strength#(not even roxy but not because she didn't care for her daughter but bc she didn't created her wings so)#I AM GETTİNG OFF TOPİC OFF THE SİLLY MEME🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
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Whatever Man and Whatever Sword
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#season 1#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jiang cheng#lwj gets so fired up about wwx disrespecting his swords name#I suppose its like taking the lord’s name in vain. It being a ‘spiritual sword’ and all#god you knnow that if wwx continued as a cultivator he would have pissed off people for his laisser-faire attitude#maybe it was always in the cards that he was to be ‘twink to be obliterated’ of the century#maybe if he took things seriously he would notice he’s about to be dragged underwater!#of all the scenes I cut/could have done a comic on#the subian name bit in the audio drama was 1) very funny to me and 2) it does have some significance later on#i sure do oscilate wildly between thinking about plot vs thinking about parody#ah well; this one was fun to draw. Hands are still kicking my ass#maybe because i’m drawing them so small? but even in my larger drawing practice im still deep in the wonk zone#poorly drawn hands of mdzs it what they’ll call me
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Gragons, prowl swimming one is sadly forever stuck with its place holder due to a "saved as png not layers" incident. wearing a "ask me about draconic ecological niches" shirt, Prowl fears nothing except groups of 12+ polar bears or orcas
#art#dragonformers#prowl#jazz#look hands behind back. I will take no questions on stupid suggestive jazz drawings#these are actuallly a touch old just took me awhile to post them#there is a story with these two about jazz getting caught in a storm due to his big ass wings#gets blown off course by a LOT winds up stuck and exhausted on a ice berg til Prowl finds him and well#stuck wintering in a hole with this big weirdo before he convinces prowl to come back to the tiaga with him in spring#there's more complexity but this is tags babbyyyy
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