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violetscanfly Ā· 1 year ago
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Doodled him some time ago
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eddiethebrave Ā· 3 months ago
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secret admirer part three
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Eddie is wearing a white shirt. It wouldnā€™t be weird if Steve wasnā€™t so sure that the boy was allergic to color.Ā 
Steve pauses his chewing. He turns to Carol where she sits next to Tommy across from him. ā€œIs white a color?ā€
She looks at him in boredom. ā€œItā€™s a mix of all of the colors.ā€
Steve shares a confused glance with Tommy before nodding slowly. ā€œ...Right.ā€
Anyway, his point stands - Eddie is wearing a white shirt. He also seems to be back in high spirits, and it wasnā€™t until Steve walked in and saw him in a heated discussion with his buddies at his table that he realized how much he missed the boyā€™s usual energy.
For as sure as he was that Eddie didnā€™t not want his notes, itā€™s relieving to know heā€™s probably fine. The realization draws him out of his head a bit and puts it all into a better perspective. The world doesnā€™t revolve around him.Ā 
Over the weekend, Steve invites Tommy over to hangout and when he shows up, he has Carol with him. Steve idly wonders how long thatā€™s gonna last. Tommy has been interested in her for a while. She made him work for it and honestly, Steve thinks theyā€™re perfect for each other.Ā 
He'd thought that whenever they made it official, that Tommy would be spending less time with Steve. If anything, though, the opposite is true. Tommy seems to hang around Steve more now than ever. He goes on and on about what he and Carol get up to, and Steve finds it kind of odd but assumes his friend is just excited. Still, Steve truly doesnā€™t need to know every detail from when Tommy and Carol hooked up under the bleachers.Ā 
Steve has always gotten along with Carol in school. Sheā€™s a bit bitchy but that only means she can keep up with him and Tommy just fine.
The weekend isnā€™t half-bad but come Monday, Steve is revved up. Heā€™s already had his note written for days.Ā 
He delivers it without a hitch and excitedly waits.Ā 
Eddie itā€™s hard to look away from you sometimes, i never would if i could get away with that without getting my ass kicked you donā€™t seem to care what people think about you or the things you like and i find that really impressive i wish i was more like you your books always look really interesting, do you have a favorite? -H
Steve wonders how hard it would be to get his schedule changed so he has at least one class with Eddie in the morning, too.Ā 
Then he comes to his senses and realizes that would make him insanely creepy and weird. Which makes him wonder if heā€™s already doing that.Ā 
He spirals.Ā 
What if Eddie had looked so troubled because he doesnā€™t want to be receiving notes from some random person he doesnā€™t even know, what if the reason he seemed back to normal on Friday is because heā€™s resigned to live with the unwanted affection, what if he hasnā€™t even been reading the notes and he just tosses them immediately, what if, what if, what if.
He goes through his morning classes in a fog that only dissipates when he walks into the cafeteria and sees him.
Eddie is reclined in his chair with his ankles crossed and propped on the table in front of him. When Steve walks past him, he hears the boy whistling obnoxiously and rolls his eyes fondly. It's only when he takes his seat and risks another look that he spots the book in Eddie's hands. The boy is making a show out of reading it; he has the book so close that it's covering his entire face.
Steve thinks it's strange until he remembers his note this morning.
It turns out Eddie's favorite book is The Hobbit.
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steddiealltheway Ā· 1 year ago
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It starts out simple. Eddie notices that Steve sometimes spaces out, but no one really pays him much attention. Usually, heā€™ll try to enter back into the conversation, and heā€™ll earn a few eye rolls when he has no idea what anyoneā€™s talking about.
But what really haunts Eddie is the way Steve will sometimes be zoned out with his jaw and fists clenched, looking as if heā€™s reliving the worst of the upside down. Heā€™ll gradually come out of it, and sometimes Robin will nudge him and quietly whisper if heā€™s okay, but he just shakes it off.
Itā€™s like he has to appear fine in front of everyone, but Eddie gets it. Heā€™s not sure what the group would do if Steve fell apart.
But a few times, he looks like heā€™s on the verge of it.
One time, heā€™s far away enough from everyone that Eddie is able to inconspicuously make his way to the former jock and nudge him. ā€œPenny for your thoughts?ā€ Eddie asks.
Steve startles and Eddie watches as the tension in him increases then slowly releases until he appears ā€œnormal.ā€
Eddie grabs his wallet and sifts through it before finally finding what he wants. A single dull penny.
He hands it to Steve who takes it and starts fiddling with it. He glances back at everyone else to make sure theyā€™re out of earshot before he answers, ā€œIā€™m just scared that maybe this Vecna creep will return, you know? Itā€™s happened four times by now. How do we know itā€™s over?ā€
Eddie takes a deep breath. Heā€™s gone through the same thought process of wondering if heā€™ll be back. If life will return to hell again. But he canā€™t imagine what itā€™s been like for Steve whose done it multiple times.
But heā€™s been able to logic his way out of his anxiety before. ā€œWell, we have Will who has the whole Spidey-sense thing going on, so weā€™ll know if heā€™s back butā€¦ remember what El said. She felt it. Like it was finished this time. For good.ā€
Steve just nods and Eddie sees the tiniest shred of anxiety slip away. ā€œPlus,ā€ Eddie continues, ā€œCanā€™t let our hero boy do all the worrying or his strength might deplete. How about I do all the worrying and standing guard tonight, huh?ā€
Steve glances over at him for a second, and Eddie almost thinks heā€™s going to laugh him off or something. Instead, he lets out a shaky sigh, puts his hand on Eddieā€™s shoulder, and squeezes. ā€œThanks, man.ā€
Eddie watches as Steve pockets the penny and actually heads toward the group with a smile on his face. He smiles and looks around. Time to stand guard.
-:-:-:-:-:-
Eddie almost forgets about it, but itā€™s probably the whole not-getting-any-sleep-because-he-keeps-having-nightmares thing. Itā€™s been a particularly bad week when he finds himself in the Harrington home with all the gremlins and other adults. He wants to be all bigger than life / life of the party, but his energy is gone.
He sits at the kitchen island on a barstool with his head in his hands, staring at the granite slab of the countertop when a hand and something slides into his view.
The hand pulls back and Eddie gets sight of a penny. What the-?
He looks up to see Steve sitting next to him with a small smile on his face. ā€œPenny for your thoughts?ā€ He asks.
Eddie stares at him and feels his heart flutter but he wills that to die down a bit. He shakes his head. ā€œI donā€™t know, man. Justā€¦ā€ he glances off to see if anyone else is in earshot before continuing, ā€œI keep getting these damn nightmares. Sometimes aboutā€¦ Chrissyā€¦ sometimes about random stressful shit, but they just wonā€™t stop. Itā€™s like although Vecnaā€™s gone, heā€™s always here.ā€
Steveā€™s gaze has turned sympathetic as he runs a hand through his hair and looks around before lowering his voice. ā€œIā€™ve been through the same thing, but Iā€™ve found that itā€™s easier getting through the night with other people. Donā€™t tell anyone, but I snuck into Robinā€™s room for weeks after the whole Russian torture thing. But hey, if you want to crash here with me tonight, Iā€™d be more than happy to have you.ā€ Steve glances away from Eddie and runs a hand through his hair again as a faint blush appears on his cheeks. ā€œHell, youā€™d be helping me out too, man.ā€
Eddie considers it and immediately feels a wave of relief flood through him at the thought. He pockets the penny and squeezes Steveā€™s shoulder. ā€œThatā€™d be great. Thank you. Really,ā€ Eddie says with a smile and eases himself off the barstool.
He hears Dustin raising his voice in the other room and Eddie says to Steve, ā€œTime to ware out the children.ā€
Steve just laughs and joins him, but Eddie sees another tiny piece of tension leave his body.
-:-:-:-:-:-
It slowly becomes their thing. Eddie finds himself keeping pennies on himself at all times just in case, but by some strange fate, him and Steve always use that same penny.
Sometimes it pressed into Eddieā€™s palm, Eddie once throws it at Steve yelling, ā€œcatch!ā€, and sometimes it just appears in one of their vision.
The thoughts range from stupid things like Steve trying to remember if he turned off the oven to Eddieā€™s Dnd campaign to the overwhelming trauma from the Upside Down seeping into their lives.
Along with the penny becoming a regular thing, Eddie sleeping in Steveā€™s bed becomes a regular thing too. At first, itā€™s a bit awkward as they try to find out how much space each of them needs, what side of the bed they prefer, what theyā€™re like in the mornings, and overall just how to be around each other when sharing a bed.
It shifts when one night, Eddie notices Steve staring at the ceiling wide awake. Eddie leans over the side of the bed where his pants are and digs into his pocket to retrieve the penny which he gently lays on Steveā€™s chest.
Steve glances down and carefully picks it up, twirling it as Eddie watches the coin slightly glint in the moonlight. Thereā€™s a deep breath and then Steve is saying, ā€œI was just thinking about what if weā€¦ I donā€™t know. Likeā€¦ held each other? Or rather, I was thinking that it would be nice to be held.ā€
Steve sets the penny down on the nightstand which indicates the end of his thoughts but he doesnā€™t dare turn to face Eddie. But Eddie is already scooting closer to press his body against Steve who instantly curls into Eddieā€™s embrace holding him as if heā€™ll escape if he tries to let go. But Eddie would never escape.
And every night they hold each other close with no questions asked and no penny needed.
-:-:-:-:-:-
Eddieā€™s feelings for Steve grow. He knows theyā€™ve been there since the beginning, but with the whole penny thing, itā€™s like he has the key to all of Steveā€™s deepest thoughts and desires. He knows that Steve has access to his as well and is just thankful that Steveā€™s never given him the penny when Eddieā€™s been staring at him. He knows he canā€™t lie to Steve, and it may be dumb, but he especially canā€™t lie with that penny in sight.
So, he says nothing. He keeps holding Steve through the night, comforting him if heā€™s awoken from a particularly bad nightmare, but usually just laying there willing himself to stay awake as long as he can so he can bask in the sensation of holding Steve Harrington.
Then, one morning as Steve makes them breakfast, Eddie looks at him for a little too long, wondering how heā€™s been able to live his life without him when that penny is slid into his sight.
Eddie blinks down at it and swallows as Steve looks at him. ā€œYou,ā€ Eddie blurts out, ā€œI was just thinking about you.ā€
Eddie leaves the penny on the table because he knows thatā€™s not enough of his thoughts. Steve turns back to scrape the eggs out of the pan onto a plate and put some butter on their toast before he turns back to Eddie. He doesnā€™t pry, but through the breakfast the penny stays in sight.
Eddieā€™s plate is clear when he finally fully answers, ā€œI was just thinking about how much better my life has been since youā€™ve come into it, andā€¦ thank you.ā€ He feels blood rise to his cheeks and finds Steve with a similar blush.
ā€œI was thinking the same about you,ā€ Steve responds and takes their plates to clean them before Eddie can respond.
He knows heā€™s falling in love with him.
-:-:-:-:-:-
Itā€™s a few mornings later, and Eddie feels someone watching him. It doesnā€™t feel creepy or bad because he can feel the way that Steve has shifted to lean over him. Eddie opens his eyes slowly and takes in the view of Steve staring down at him with a small smile on his face. Eddie rolls towards his side of the bed, where his clothes are piled up and grabs the penny before rolling back to Steve.
He gently presses it into Steveā€™s hand who continues to stare down at him with a look in his eyes that Eddie can only assume is reflected in his own gaze.
Steve takes a deep breath and whispers, ā€œI was just thinking that I might be in love with you.ā€
Eddieā€™s heart stutters, and he feels Steveā€™s hand shift to press the penny into his. Eddie smiles and replies, ā€œI think I might be in love with you too.ā€
Steve smiles all wide and bright in the way that makes Eddie feel like heā€™s the luckiest person in the world to be able to see it. Then, Steveā€™s hand is intertwining with Eddieā€™s and as the penny presses into their palms, they both lean in and kiss, only breaking away when they both break into wide smiles and begin laughing as all the tension drains from them.
Years later, Eddie gets the penny turned into a ring and when he gets down on one knee, all he asks is, ā€œPenny for your thoughts?ā€
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deadsetobsessions Ā· 10 months ago
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Listen, I know itā€™s not my usual thing, but I just re-read Dark Matter by mysterycyclone (iconic, so good, incredible, Iā€™ve reread this at least ten times) and this newer work, Help Me, I Donā€™t Feel Like Myself Anymore by Astra_Nova_Kat (itā€™s off to a really good and fleshed out, very long start- itā€™s like 20k for the first chapter omg).
I just. Love?? Them??? Theyā€™re both, urg, so good. The writing style, the way the story moves, the natural progression of plot and their usage of tropes are so well done that rarely does it feel awkward. Amazing. Anyways, they inspired me to put my two cents into the proverbial offering hat and while this might not ever be a realized fanfic, here it is? This will have multiple parts.
Uh, Iā€™m basing Peterā€™s personality off of the really tired millennial energy Tobey Maguire gives, the awkward but well meaning disaster vibes of Andrew Garfield, and the sassy acrobatic chaos gremlin of Tom Holland. All kind of mushed together with the hyper competence and maturity of both the PS4 spidey and pretty much most spider people. Heā€™s 22, or something but that doesnā€™t really matter?? Background doesnā€™t really matter because Iā€™m basically making my own spider-verse. Spiderā€¦ past? Eh. New Peter!
Spider in Gotham AU- Pt.1
[Pt.2]
ā€”ā€”
Spider-Man swung through the skyscrapers of his city, enjoying the winds and sounds of New York as he kept a sharp eye out for crime.
He remembered doing this without any of the fancy tech his suit had now, when he was dressed in less protective clothing. God, 100% cotton while crime fighting? The spandex was better but god ugly.
His spider-sense blared. Spider-man quickly shot a web to the top of the building, going towards the danger instead of away from it.
He goes in feet first, years of knocking common thugs to legitimate gods to the ground making short work of the people on the roof top. He flips out of the way, dodging a blast of crackling green energy.
ā€œHeyyyy, common robbers! Whatā€™s up with shiny lasers, huh? Breaking and entering not doing enough for ya?ā€
Spider-Man dodges a couple more shots, flipping again to knee a guy in the face, gently. The man goes down in one shot.
ā€œStay still, you motherfucker!ā€
ā€œDoes that actually work for you guys?? Like Iā€™m down to get killed but, man, Iā€™m not gonna stay still to get downed by some two bit thugs?ā€ Spider-Man kept his words light and mocking, webbing up a laser gun and yanking it out of the womanā€™s hands. He punches her in the face and knocks her out, using the laser gun like a mildly bulky baton.
ā€œEat shit, Spider-bitch!ā€
ā€œOuch! Oh no, my feelings! Youā€™ve hurt them!ā€ Spider-Man shoots a web at the lady whoā€™d shouted and yanked, before smacking her straight down to the concrete of the rooftop. His hearing picked up two people coming up the stairway and Spider-Man tossed two web bombs, the metal mechanism attached itself to the wall, waiting for their unknowing victims.
Spider-Man ducked and weaved, downing goons as they piled on him while shooting bullets, lasers, and just charging at him with a bat or a crowbar. After eight years of pretty much this exact thing, Spider-Man had gotten the science of breaking up goon dog piles without hurting them too much to an exact measurement. He quipped at them until they got annoyed, which made them sloppy. Spider-Man sighed as another guy came at him with a crow bar and a gun that he was pretty sure was still stuck on safety. He crouched, kicking out their legs and dodging a swipe of a bat where his ribs would have been and webbed the guy to the floor. Yeah, heā€™ll wrap this up and end patrol. Maybe he still had Mac nā€™ Cheese at home, or he could stop by Angeloā€™s for a sub?
Huh. His options for dinner was limited.
ā€œTake this!ā€
Even without the forewarning of his spidey-sense, Spider-Man would have ducked out of the way regardless.
ā€œShouting your sneak attacks isnā€™t actually all that sneaky, you know!ā€ Spider-Man kept his voice cheery and mocking.
ā€œGet him!ā€
God, why were there so many people trying to break into an insurance company? This definitely doesnā€™t smell like a regular B&E. With the shit heā€™s seen in New York, if it smells like a plot, acts like a plot, then itā€™s probably a villain with a tragic backstory with big, annoying plans.
Great.
Oh, speak of the devil!
ā€œSpider-Man.ā€ His senses blared.
He couldnā€™t move out of the way fast enough, not without risking the life of the goon he was currently fighting, so Spider-Man took the blast the punched the breath out of his lungs. The wide eyes of the goon made up for some of the pain.
ā€œUgh!ā€ Spider-Man slammed into an HVAC, denting the metal. His suit, made special polymer blend from Wakanda that he saved for months to get, absorbed some of the shock. Shit, he hoped it didnā€™t tear. It would be a bitch and a half to dip into the back up stock he had in his hammer space.
The goons left standing quickly rushed him and held him down to face the new boss.
ā€œYouā€™ve been getting on my nerves, Spider.ā€
ā€œYeah,ā€ Spider-Man coughed out, letting the two goons think they could hold him down on his knees as he recovered his breath. ā€œI have that effect on people.ā€
ā€œBut you could be an asset, if youā€™d join me?ā€
ā€œUh, I donā€™t join or sign things without knowing what Iā€™m joining or signing, my guy. My lawyer said so.ā€
The villain paused, helmeted head cocking to the side.
ā€œYou have a lawyer?ā€
ā€œYeah. Kind of? He does pro-bono work for the helpless cases. You know, like, a well meaning, crime fighting vigilante?ā€
ā€œā€¦Does he do cases against insurance companies?ā€
ā€œOh man, you too? Dude, this place sucks,ā€ Spider-Man sighed.
ā€œYouā€™ve had trouble too? Then you must see why Iā€™m doing this!ā€
This was a bit weird, but if thereā€™s anything that brings people together, itā€™d be corrupt insurance companies. Heā€™s almost tempted to let them break in, just to be extra petty.
ā€œNah, my neighbor? Sweet old lady. Theyā€™re screwing her out of her entire place. I totally get it, man. Hey, if you need a referral, you can tell my lawyer that Spider sent you. Heā€™s real good.ā€
ā€œHow good?ā€ The goons release him and Spider-Man stood up, stretching his limbs.
ā€œLike, Dare Devil good.ā€
ā€œYou know Matt Murdock??ā€
ā€œSure do.ā€
ā€œHeā€¦ heā€™ll take on our cases?ā€
ā€œDang, all of you?ā€
ā€œYes. We can pool enough money to pay him for one or two.ā€
ā€œNah, Iā€™m pretty sure heā€™ll take you guys on for free. But it wouldnā€™t hurt if you all went to meet him, just so he can decide which one of you has a higher chance to win in court?ā€
ā€œWe will. Uh.ā€ The villain paused sheepishly. Well, not a villain, more like an unfortunately angry and poor decision making citizen. ā€œSorry aboutā€¦ you know, the blast.ā€
ā€œItā€™s cool. I mean,ā€ Spider-Man gestured to the rooftop, the bodies of unconscious people kind of laying around where he knocked them down. ā€œYou guys might wanna check on them, yeah? Iā€™ll let you go for now, but if you commit a B&E again, Iā€™ll leave you webbed up for GCPD to find.ā€
ā€œGot it. Sorry.ā€
Feeling good about himself, and plotting corporate espionage, Spider-Man went to help pry some people from his webs.
And of course, because Parker Luck kicks in only when Spider-Man felt like life was looking up for himself, Spider-Manā€™s senses blared once more as he knelt down to pull at some webbing.
ā€œOh, shit!ā€ He heard, right before a cold blast of something slammed right into his head, knocking him out.
And Spider-Man
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ā€”ā€”
Larry looked at the the empty space where Spider-Man, the guy who took a hit from his bossā€™ blaster so he wouldnā€™t get hurt, used to be.
He twisted.
ā€œBoss, what the fuck?!ā€
ā€œShit! That was accident!ā€ Boss pulled herself up from the concrete, where she just ate dirt.
ā€œWhere did he go?ā€
ā€œI donā€™t know, Larry! That was the experimental warped mode! Crap!ā€ His boss scrambled with the controls, desperately trying to see if the magic gun her magician friend had handed her years ago had a reverse button. It didnā€™t.
ā€œWhy would you bring a test weapon into the field?!ā€
ā€œI gave you all of my other ones!ā€ She threw up her hands. ā€œFuck, I feel so bad.ā€
Larry paled. ā€œDude, Dare Devilā€™s gonna kill us.ā€
ā€œHe doesnā€™t kill!ā€ His boss hesitated. ā€œI think.ā€
Larry pointed to the empty space. ā€œYeah? He might start with us. Spidey was a cool guy and you just disappeared him!ā€
ā€œI know!ā€
Larry buried his head into his hands and tried not to hate himself for the entire situation.
ā€”ā€”
Spider-man woke up, laid flat on the grimy ground of an alleyway.
ā€œUgh. Just my luck.ā€ He kept his eyes closed for just a beat longer to allow himself time before having to pull his shit together. Why was his voice high? And a bit squeaky? He pulled himself together.
ā€œOkay.ā€ He whispered to himself, before sitting up and taking stock of the situation.
First thing that hit him was that it stunk to high heavens. Gagging, Spider-Man looked to the right and- yeah, thatā€™ll do it. He stood up on wobbly legs to try to move away from the overflowing dumpster.
Thatā€™s when the second, more important and decidedly more troublesome, observation hit him.
Heā€™s short. Shorter. And his suit was hanging off of him.
He could tell he still had his normal by now physiology, with the speeding heartbeat and the feeling of super strength. But heā€™s shorter. With a mounting sense of equal parts dread and resignation, he pulled at the hidden seam by his nape, relying on his both his enhanced senses and spidey-sense to tell if anyone was nearby or looking at him. He pulled the Spider-Man suit off, blankly folding it neatly as he stared dumbly at his hands. Theyā€™re small too. Shit. He stumbled to a nearby mud puddle and stared down, seeing his younger face in the contaminated water. Double shit.
Heā€™s starting to loose his composure. Heā€™d gone through a lot of bizarre things over the last eight years. But getting accidentally Detective Conanā€™ed by a person he just helped was a new low.
The black under layer of his suit, a slash proof and fire resistant polymer Peter had designed himself in MITā€™s lab, was in a similar state.
With one hand, Peter Parker numbly rolled up his sleeves and pant hems. Great. Okay. Now what?
Ah. Shoes. He did not want to walk around in his too-big Spider-Man boots. He looked around. Well, thereā€™s the laces of what looked to be like a pair of dumpster shoes. ā€œYeah, no.ā€
Shit. Does he still have access to his hammer space?
Peter reached into his pocket, and tried to reach for a pair of normal sneakers. His shoulder slumped as he produced a pair. Fuck yes. He still has access! And shoes! Theyā€™re ones he took off of a power line for a well off kid who didnā€™t want it anymore. He was going to donate them to F. E. A. S. T. but heā€™s thanking the stars he procrastinated a bit on swinging by the center. He put them on. Theyā€™re a bit big, but itā€™s better than the giant-in-comparison ones he normally wears. You know, as an adult.
He hesitated with his mask. He should at least figure out where he is. He hoped it was still in the states. His mask blinked, the HUD in his lenses informing him that it was trying to find a connection. ā€œThatā€™s weird.ā€ He paused, grimacing at the sound of his voice. But it is weird, because he had his mask automatically connected to the world wide satellites Tony Stark had sent circling the globe for citizens without internet access as a back up option. So either he was somewhere even the Stark Satellites couldnā€™t reach orā€¦
Peter swallowed, his mask pinging as it found a connection to piggy back on. He clicked his tongue twice to activate the voice controls.
ā€œConnect to the local maps. Where am I?ā€
His masked followed the order. [Gotham. New Jersey.]
Peter stared at the words, gut churning.
Good news, he was still in the States. Bad news? Heā€™s shrunk, in a totally different state, and possibly in a different world because heā€™s not connected to the Stark Satellites he knew operated in New Jersey.
Peter Parker tilted his head back and allowed himself one verbal, panic level six and up, curse word.
ā€œFuck.ā€
He took off his mask and leaned against a slightly cleaner part of the wall before hyperventilating.
ā€”ā€”
Half an hour later, Peter smacked himself on the cheeks and pulled himself together.
ā€œYouā€™re Spider-Man,ā€ he hissed to himself. ā€œHave a mental breakdown somewhere warm, you dumbass.ā€
Peter Parker was a champion, world class expert at compartmentalization.
He slipped his mask back on, and pulled up his ā€œSo Youā€™re Stuck in an Alternate Universeā€ list he had made with Ned so many years ago when they were high school kids and going through comic books to make contingencies because Peter was a little idiot vigilante hero.
ā€œI didnā€™t think Iā€™d actually ever need this kind of thing.ā€ Peter muttered. He slipped his black back up gloves on to connect to his maskā€™s display in order to type.
ā€œOkay,ā€ he glanced at the side by side screens in his lenses. ā€œMoney.ā€
Five things.
1) The emergency cash heā€™d stashed on him thankfull matched the pictures of cash heā€™d found on this worldā€™s internet. Yay!
2) He had $1000 tucked away. Not yay. Not if this might be a long term stay before he got back to his own dimension. Not if he wanted a place to sleep.
3) Luckily, thanks to his earlier search of where the hell he was, Peter figured out that due to the high crime rates- ā€œDang, thatā€™s worse than New York on New Yearā€™s Eve,ā€ he had marveled- Gotham was dirt cheap and that that meant 1k dollars could actually last him a while and he could afford a room for a month on $250. A whole ass apartment for $550. Peter seriously considered staying in this universe just for the rent prices. So what if thereā€™s rampant crimes? Heā€™d deal with it if the rent was that cheap.
4) Problem? Heā€™s fucking tiny. Who would rent to a person that looked like child? Not anyone upstanding, thatā€™s for sure. Heā€™s more likely to get mugged. Counterpoint: heā€™s in a city where apparently shady people are all around. Also? He doesnā€™t have an identity.
5) If the fact that he couldnā€™t connect to the Stark Satellites didnā€™t convince him he was either in another universe or an alternate dimension, the visual graphics of the websites he visited would. It was like looking at Windows in the early way before Stark Co. bought them out and improved the design. Nauseating.
Okay, so, moneyā€™s not too urgent of an issue. Next on Nedā€™s list: Places of Interest.
Namely, libraries, homeless shelters, crime hotspots, and the like.
Peter snorted when he came across an opinions article talking about how Park Row became Crime Alley. And then he frowned, because that story was not painting this place to be even remotely nice. Then again, considering the crime rates and the various Rogues this place seemed to have in spades, that wasnā€™t much of a surprise. Peter marks the place in his new mental map of Gotham as a potential area he could either disappear to or get a new identity at. He then marked the libraries, Gotham City Public Library and its many branches all funded by generous donations from a Bruce Wayne, the Martha Wayne foundationsā€™ shelters and charities, two supermarkets near the library, and a coffee shop he thought looked warm and cozy from the shitty pictures they have uploaded online. He needed coffee, dammit, and he needed it hours ago. Alas, he probably wouldnā€™t get to go to one until he secured his finances.
Well, itā€™s not like he doesnā€™t have practice being poor.
3) Which brings him up to Nedā€™s next, surprisingly reasonable for a teenager hoped up on a mountain load of sugar, point. Level of Tech.
Peter hid next to the dumpster, melding in with the shadows, as he continued his research.
Tech here wasā€¦ well, he probably wouldnā€™t have to worry. The thought of not having a Starkphone, even his older model, was painful considering the new versions of these WaynePhones were reallyā€¦ behind. Peter doesnā€™t remember the last time he had buttons on his phone or let alone a touch screen that didnā€™t use facial tracking and biometrics or even have a holographic display mode.
ā€œUgh. Okay. Not the end of the world, Parker.ā€ Peter muttered.
Nowā€¦ People of Interest.
This was underlined three times with Nedā€™s red pens, with extensive subcategories.
Subcategory A? Villains, because ā€œwhat if they put out a warning for a known villain and you get your butt kicked because you didnā€™t know about them, Peter? Wouldnā€™t that be embarrassing?ā€
He had replied, half focused on the list and the other on savoring the Millennium Falcon Lego set May had saved up for months to get him for his birthday, ā€œI feel like if I was getting my butt kicked by a villain, Iā€™d probably have better things to worry about than my utter humiliation, Ned.ā€
ā€œTrue that,ā€ Ned had snicked and jotted it down anyways.
Andā€¦ well, Gotham had a lot of villains. The Joker (ew, thatā€™s a crusty man in crustier face paint. This guy could learn so much from the cool mimes busking in Central Park. Like, how to do face paint. Or how not to be a massive murderous jerk. Thereā€™s Clayface, Two-Face, a bald guy in ā€œMetropolisā€ (a name Peter couldnā€™t help but snort at because a city named city? Thatā€™s like naā€™an bread being bread bread. Or chai tea being tea tea) named Lex Luthor, and Scarecrow. He tabbed all of them and marked them for further perusal at a later date. From experience, he knew villains with a prominent M.O. and themes usually did more damage. Case in point: Rhino, and the million dollars of property damage the guy did everytime he escaped the Raft. Peter was seriously considering petitioning for the Raft to be placed further out just so he could have more warning the next time some assholes decided to free the prisoners and helped them escape.
He narrowed his eyes at the screen, his maskā€™s lenses following the movement. Heā€™ll have to pick up a gas mask. Apparently bio-weapons are just a regular thing here and he really didnā€™t want to get dosed with this ā€œfear toxin.ā€ Itā€™d be dangerous for everyone involved. Maybe if he gets his hands on a sample, he could build up tolerance and see how his immune system and metabolic rates affected the normal progression of the toxin. Ah, off topic. Heā€™s gotta focus.
Subcategory B: Local celebrities.
ā€œWhy would I need to know local celebrities?ā€ Heā€™d asked.
ā€œIf someone came up to you and asked ā€œWhoā€™s Tony Stark?ā€, wouldnā€™t you clock that as super weird? You gotta blend in, Peter. Plus, you gotta keep up with the pop culture, dude. Itā€™s important.ā€
ā€œYou just want alternate universe memes,ā€ Peter grinned.
ā€œThat too. If you ever go to an alternate universe and come back, youā€™d better bring me a truckload of memes or Iā€™ll never forgive you.ā€
Yeah. So. Wayne? Super important. Like Tony Stark levels of important. He found threads about them and the local vigilantes and their charity works. Peterā€™s brain instantly catalogued the info, all but memorizing the deluge of pictures he found of Bruce Wayne and his kids. Maybe the man had an adoption problem? Conspiracy threads and memes popped up alongside his research. He tabbed one on secret societies, because as Spiderman, he had fought a disturbing amount of secret societies that, on hindsight, had been theorized about on threads heā€™s read on his free time. Somehow, somewhere, somewhen, a conspiracy theorist could be right. Peterā€™s not about to dismiss that. He also saved like thirty different memes to send to Ned when he got back. If he got back.
Peter smacked that thought away. Heā€™ll get back to his city or die trying.
Subcategory C, underlined and starred: Other Superheroes and Vigilantes.
Yeah, Peterā€™s excited about this one too. After Matt stopped being Dare Devil (but did he actually ever stop?) and Wade dipping in and out of NY, Peterā€™s gotten lonely as Spider-Man. He missed training with them. Of course, the fantastic four were still operating, but he doesnā€™t actually interact with them or the Avengers at all. Miles hasnā€™t been cleared (by his mom) to go out as Spiderman with near as many hours as Peter cleared a night. Peter stood behind that because he remembered how horrible it was to work as Spiderman and try to balance school on top of it. Also, he was terrified of Mrs. Morales and would never endanger her son more than he already does. He did wave to Black Widow from a rooftop once, spider to spider, and that was pretty much the coolest moment of his life.
So. Uh. The amount of vigilantes and heroes in this world? Amazing. In Gotham? Thereā€™s like, a whole team of them.
Batman, Nightwing (who, Username: Draken Draken had theorized, was the first iteration of Batmanā€™s sidekick Robin), Red Hood, Black Canary, Huntress, Red Robin, Spoiler, the ā€œday vigilanteā€ Signal, the current Robin, and whispers of a ā€œBlack Bat.ā€
And their unfortunate ā€œNo Metaā€ rule with the singular exception of Signal. Peter figured their term of Meta was essentially the same thing as his worldā€™s mutants. Heā€™s not sure which term he liked more. Eh, heā€™ll worry about that later.
And thereā€™s a Justice League! Which, to Peter, is just a bigger Avengers. Thereā€™s aliens on this world too. Superman. Martian Manhunter.
Peter grinned from his place crouched next to the dumpster. Yeah, this is awesome. He quickly memorized everything he could find, cross referencing posts and picking out the nuggets of truth or at least popular truth from the posts he viewed. Like, Red Hood operated in Crime Alley and was a crime boss with morals. Cool.
Heā€™ll go down the spiral later. He mentally thanked Ned who was the best guy in the chair a teenage vigilante could ask for. He should really text his friend when he got back.
For now, heā€™ll head to the library and see if he could use their computers. He might need a card thoughā€¦ Peter quickly pulled up the search engine and found an Internet cafe. Ah, 24 hour internet cafes, the savior of his college days. There first, and then library, Peter decided. He memorized the instructions and pulled his mask off, tucking it away in the hammer space.
He walked out the alley and turned left, only to double take at his reflection in a shop window that was partially boarded up. Holy shit, heā€™s a baby. Heā€™s like. 10!
Oh my god.
Peter twitched, tearing himself away from the window before the shop owner decided he was less curious and more potential mugger before promptly remembering that he looked less of a threat than ever. Mixed feelings.
Peter hurried his way to the internet cafe, paying the guy at the front a little extra so heā€™d ignore the obvious minor without a guardian thing Peter hasnā€™t gotten used to. Ugh. That was going to be annoying. He only paid for two hours and pulled up as many listings for a room as possible. By the end of it, he came out with $1 worth of fliers printed out and having funneled some billionaireā€™s offshore accounts into a new bank account heā€™d made by hacking into the bank servers. Does he feel bad about stealing? Yeah. But Peterā€™s a vigilante. Heā€™s done worse than nabbing a monthly sum of a couple of hundreds from Lex Luthorā€™s off shore accounts. Heā€™s not gonna get caught, and considering the guyā€™s rants on meta humans, Peterā€™s not feeling particularly guilty about it. Heā€™ll do something good later to make up for it. Once he gets his footholds and can prepare his way back, heā€™ll even return to the rest of the money. Probably.
Peter left the cafe with his sheaf of flyers, stopping by an informational stand with free tourist maps and plucked one quickly from its plastic holder. Heā€™ll pick something up from the food vendors on his way to the apartments. Peter began walking, taking in the sights of the gargoyles and-
ā€œNope!ā€ He caught the wrist of a pickpocket. Itā€™s a kid and he immediately felt bad.
ā€œLemme go. I ainā€™t done nothing to ya, ya Yorker tourist.ā€
ā€œOkay,ā€ Peter shrugged. ā€œDonā€™t get caught the next time?ā€
The kid gaped at him. ā€œShiā€™, you must be really good at it. Iā€™ve never been caught before.ā€
Peter wisely refrained from telling the kid it was due to his spidey-sense. He let go of the kidā€™s wrist and let a bit more of his accent out. ā€œWhyā€™d you need money anyways?ā€
ā€œFood, duh.ā€
ā€œDude, Iā€™m starving. Tell you what. You show me the best sub shop nearby and Iā€™ll pay for your food. Deal?ā€
The kid stared at him, wide eyed. ā€œYouā€™re fuckinā€™ nuts. Whyā€™re you being nice?ā€
ā€œIā€™m hungry? Do we have a deal, kid?ā€
ā€œā€¦ Fuck it. Fine. And donā€™t call me kid, shrimp. Youā€™re like what, eight?ā€
Oh. Yeah. Peterā€™s a kid now. He shrugged.
ā€œIā€™m older than you. Iā€™m twelve.ā€
Peter blinked, frowning at how thin the kidā€™s wrists were.
ā€œIā€™m Peter!ā€
ā€œā€¦ Frank.ā€
He let Frank lead the way. Stranger danger doesnā€™t apply to him, heā€™s a grown ass man. In the body of a ten year old him, but still. A couple of minutes, four sandwiches and a load of chips later, Frank was watching wide eyed as he demolished three four dollar subs.
ā€œHoly shit. Where are you packing that away? Youā€™re a stick!ā€
Peter took a big bite of the sandwich as an answer. Frank looked down at his meal.
ā€œUh. Hey.ā€
Peter made a muffled noise of question, mouth stuffed full of steak and cheese.
ā€œSorry about. Uh. Trynna nick from ya.ā€
Peter chewed faster.
Frank continued, looking like he hated himself. ā€œI wouldnā€™tā€¦ normally steal from shrimps like you but I was desperate andā€¦ really hungry, so. My bad.ā€
Peter finished chewing. ā€œAll good, dude. Eat your sandwich.ā€
Peter had the sudden urge to adopt Frank. Unlike Wayne, heā€™s not a billionaire, so he smacked that urge down. He could use a friend though. Nowā€¦ how to be friends with a literal child!
ā€œIf you feel that bad about it, you couldā€¦ be my friend?ā€
Peter took in the wide eyed gaze from the twelve year old in front of him. Abort! Abort! That was too direct!
ā€œYouā€™re fucking weird. Butā€¦ okay.ā€
ā€œThat was easy.ā€
Frank scowled, kicking Peterā€™s shin.
ā€œOw!ā€
ā€œWhatever, shrimp.ā€
Peter scowled. On his baby face, it came out as a pout.
Do not start beef with a twelve year old, Peter. Youā€™re a grown ass adult.
ā€œHey, you know Iā€™m new here, right?ā€
ā€œDuh.ā€ Frank took a bite of his food.
ā€œCan you tell me which one of these are legit?ā€ Peter handed Frank the flyers. He took them, an odd look passing his face.
ā€œYouā€™re looking for a place?ā€
ā€œYeah? Why?ā€
Frank stared at him. Looked back down. He instantly got rid of four listings out of the ten. ā€œThese are too close to the Alley. Theyā€™re probably traffickers.ā€
Peter hummed in agreement. Frank paused.
ā€œYouā€™re just gonna trust me on that?ā€
ā€œYeah? I can tell when people are lying.ā€ Well, his spidey sense could, when he cared enough about the subject.
ā€œWhat the fuck.ā€ Frank shoved the rest the papers at him and guiltily munched on his food. ā€œAre Yorkers all just like you?ā€
ā€œDunno? Probably not.ā€
ā€œā€¦ Whatever. The rest of the places should work. They probably wonā€™t ask questions.ā€ Frank flapped a hand at Peterā€™s new situation. Yeah, the shortness was getting to him too.
Peter nodded. Obviously, they were the more expensive places, but considering the new found resources heā€™dā€¦ acquired during his time at the cafe, it doesnā€™t really matter.
ā€œCool! Wanna go see it with me?ā€
Frank immediately took on a suspicious glare. ā€œWhy?ā€
ā€œI dunno? You donā€™t have to if you donā€™t want to. I just thought since you know your way aroundā€¦ā€
ā€œUgh. Fine. But if thereā€™s anything shady, Iā€™m fucking dipping out.ā€
ā€œOkay!ā€ Peter grinned for the first time the couple of hours heā€™d been trapped in this new world.
ā€”ā€”
Theyā€™d found an apartment with a landlord that got a weird, sad face when she was talking to them about the apartment. After like, an hour of walking around and Peterā€™s spidey sense screaming at him not to even go near the places Frank had left in the pile of maybeļæ½ļæ½s.
ā€œWe walked all the way here. Ya not even gonna go in?ā€
ā€œThe vibes are off. Itā€™s a no.ā€
And because Peterā€™s a genius idiot with no self preservation, heā€™d marked the places to investigate later.
Frank had blinked at him, mildly offended and nonplussed. After a while of spluttering, he just gave up. Eventually, they got here.
ā€œI donā€™t normally rent to kids,ā€ the landlord lady said. Peter immediately liked her. ā€œBut Iā€™ll make an exception if youā€™ve got the cash.ā€
ā€œIā€™d like to see the unit first, pleaseā€ Peter said. Heā€™s not stupid, and Gothamā€™s renting scene is both easier and harder than New York.
They toured it. Peter? Heā€™d seen worse. Heā€™d lived worse. Also, it had two bedroom and was $620. Yeah, Peter was really considering just staying here full time and commuting to his New York when he wanted to be a vigilante.
ā€œIā€™ll take it, maā€™am.ā€ The landlord and Frank both snorted, sharing a Gothamite look.
ā€œItā€™s Georgie, to you, brat. You just need the first monthā€™s rent, since Iā€™ll wave the deposit for you shrimps. Utilities included. Your friend stayinā€™?ā€
ā€œNo-ā€ Frank had started.
ā€œYep!ā€ Peter beamed, interrupting his new friend.
ā€œWhat?ā€ Frank turned, gaping again at this weird little kid who had enough money to rent a place and then invited a whole ass street kid he just met to live with him. ā€œAre you stupid?! What if I rob you? Huh? I donā€™t need charity!ā€
Peter slowly looked around the empty unit.
ā€œUh.ā€
ā€œNo, thatā€™s not the point!ā€ Frank pointed a finger at Peter. ā€œThatā€™s how you get yourself killed!ā€
ā€œBut thatā€™s why you should stay! I donā€™t know my way around Gotham soā€¦ā€
Peter looked up at Frank, using his shortness for maximum devastation. ā€œPlease?ā€
Georgie leaned back on the heels of her feet, silently laughing. Itā€™s not every day she sees a Gothamite street kid get out stubborned by an outsider, but she knows better than anyone that Gotham is weak to genuine kindness. And this Peter kid, the one that reminds her so much of her own? Heā€™s practically filled with it.
ā€œYeah, kid,ā€ she said to Frank, snickering. ā€œLook at him. Heā€™s gonna get mugged two steps into the Alley. Or anywhere.ā€
Frank flailed, but eventually, Peter handed over the money to an amused Georgie who gave them two keys in return and a move in gift of a pot pie.
ā€œI gotta. Uh. Go get my stuff.ā€ Frank had mumbled, dazed at whatever the hell just happened.
ā€œOkay! Iā€™ll see if I can go get furniture!ā€
ā€œAnd lift them with your shrimpy arm? You wish.ā€
ā€œI can use a cart.ā€
And really, he could, because Gotham had a lot of abandoned carts laying around. Like a concerning amount.
ā€œCan you even reach the handle?ā€
ā€œIā€™m not that short!ā€
Frank snorted, Georgieā€™s own chuckles following a beat after. Peter scowled at them.
ā€œBe right back,ā€ Frank promised, holding the key like it was treasure. He had been homeless for two and a half years now, so in his eyes, that key was as good as gold. He had somewhere warm to stay. Trying to pickpocket Peter was the best mistake heā€™s ever made in his short life. But he didnā€™t want to take advantage of that, well, no, he did want to, but he doesnā€™t want to take the genuine kindness for granted so heā€™ll see if thereā€™s any street furniture he could haul back on his way.
ā€œOkay!ā€
Georgie watched him go and turned to Peter.
ā€œIf you need stuff, thereā€™s a thrift store and a grocery store that way.ā€ She gave him the directions.
ā€”ā€”
As soon as Frank and Georgie left, Peter immediately left his new place (and holy shit, he really didnā€™t expect things to be this easy. In New York, he had to spend at least a week checking out places because he had to figure out whether the problem that cause subtle twinges with his spider sense was worth living with. Here? Itā€™s too obvious.) to buy supplies. He had $400. Until his new card came in, at least. Heā€™d put his new address into that bank account addressed to a ā€œAnthony Benjaminā€ before ordering a ā€œreplacement card.ā€
Peter ran to the thrift store, hurrying before the last traces of the sun dipped below the smog of Gotham. A frankly absurd amount of blankets, towels, pillows, clothes, packaged boxers, socks and shoes around his size went into the cart. To his chagrin, Peter couldnā€™t actually see much over the cart. Why the hell was he such a short ten year old? He blasted through the store, also guesstimating Frankā€™s sizes. He tossed in curtains, a used set of glow in the dark stars, and a lamp.
He also grabbed mismatched mugs, bowls, a bundle of cutlery, and a dented microwave he casually pretended to struggle getting onto the bottom part of the cart. Itā€™s like lifting grapes for him, but he looks like a ten year old soā€¦
He, guiltily, bought a mildly fancy camera in a set, with two separate lenses, even if one was cracked.
Not bad, for $150 total. Peter is going to definitely seriously consider commuting to New York. They didnā€™t even care when he walked out with the cart! Well, that might be because of the cashier who gave him a pitying glance.
He stopped by a general store on the way back, parking his cart in a rapidly shadowy alleyway. He swung by the new section of the store that reminded him of a Dollar Tree and got cleaning supplies, toiletries, and two pans and a pot. He grabbed some canned food and a couple of frozen meals in the back. Seasonings, ramen, general pantry staples went in. A role of paper towel. Nice. Venom would have loved this store. With half of his budget blown for essentials, Peter quickly cut his spending off and
He quickly gathered his stuff and went back to the apartment, using his strength a bit to lift the full cart up the stairs at the front doors and into the elevator. It creaked like the first time they used it to go see the apartment, but it worked. Peter set everything up in the living room, pillow and blanket wise, and put everything in its proper place. The lamp was put up, giving more light than the old bulb in the ceiling light.
All Peter wanted to do was pass out, but since his dumbass took in a child, he couldnā€™t sleep until this place was relatively fit for a kid to live in. He also wanted to wait for
So, thatā€™s what he did. Taking a sponge and the cleaning supplies heā€™d picked up earlier, Peter tackled the living room, scrubbing away at old stains and spraying mildew. He marked trouble spots- like that splinter worthy piece of floor next to the doorway leading to the hall between the bedrooms. Then the kitchen. By the time Frank cautiously peeked his head in from the front door, Peter had already finished scrubbing the over.
ā€œHey.ā€
Peter turned, grime on his face but grinning. ā€œHey!ā€ I bought some stuff!ā€
Frank snorted at his face before glancing around the living room, eyeing the cart parked neatly on the side.
ā€œSo you did. Didnā€™t get mugged, did ya?ā€
ā€œRude. No, of course not.ā€
Frank gave him aā€¦ franklyā€¦ unimpressed look and dumped his bag next to the pile of blankets and pillows Peter had piled onto the floor. Sue hiā€™, they didnā€™t have beds yet.
ā€œGot somethinā€™ for ya,ā€ Frank said neutrally before dragging inā€¦
ā€œA coffee table!ā€ Peter bounced towards Frank, hugging him before lugging in the heavy wooden table in. ā€œYouā€™re the best! Whereā€™d you find it?!ā€
The tension, anxiety about Peterā€™s reaction, in Frankā€™s shoulders relaxed and the kid grinned. ā€œAlley. Some asshole just left it there for anyone to hit with their car so I took it.ā€
ā€œNice! We can eat on this!ā€
ā€”ā€”
When they were getting ready for bed, Peter insisting on showers for both of them, Frank had reared up at the clothes Peter bought for him. Peter pretended like he didnā€™t see anything and shove a whole tube of toothpaste and a new toothbrush at him.
ā€œEw. Do I have to?ā€ Frank asked, wrinkling his nose but taking the items anyways.
ā€œYeah.ā€ Peter said seriously. Frank gave a moment to wonder why he was taking orders from an eight year old before shrugging. He could brush his teeth in exchange for a roof over his head, food, and clothes. Itā€™s not even a fair trade, for Peter, anyways. Frank was enough of an alley rat to take advantage of that.
ā€”ā€”
When Frank passed out, Peter couldnā€™t sleep. Heā€™s exhausted, but he couldnā€™t sleep.
So he took his new camera and climbed the fire escape to the roof top.
An hour later, he met his first vigilante.
ā€œHey, kiddo. Iā€™m gonna need you to back away from the edge.ā€
ā€œWoah!ā€ Peter startled, jolting slightly off of the ledge he was balanced on. He twisted around to see Red Robin, hand outstretched and panicked look in his eyes.
ā€œDude. Warn a guy!ā€ Peter said, even though his spider sense warned him of an approaching person that was actively watching him.
Red Robin held his hands up. ā€œMy bad. Would you- uh, not be on that ledge?ā€
ā€œYeah, sure. My bad, bro.ā€ Peter obligingly stood up and stepped away from the ledge. Red Robin relaxed then did a double take. Peter frowned. Is there something on his face?
ā€œWhat are you doing up here, kiddo? Itā€™s late.ā€
Peter decided to scope out the vigilante. ā€œCouldnā€™t sleep,ā€ he held up his camera. ā€œIā€™m taking pictures.ā€
ā€œOh. Thatā€™s cool! Can I see?ā€ Red Robin approached warily, but relaxed when Peter didnā€™t spook and try to take a shortcut to ground floor.
ā€œSure! Itā€™s a new, well, not new but new to me, camera so I havenā€™t had all that time to mess with the specs but the pictures turned out pretty good-ā€
ā€œOh, woah. This oneā€™s great. That composition? Amazing. You caught the light perfectly,ā€ Red Robin complimented. Peter brightened, knowing a photography fan when he hears one.
ā€œPhotography buddy!ā€ He cheered.
They talked for an hour after that, but Red Robin quickly sent him to bed once he remembered the time.
ā€œAh, shi- crap. Itā€™s like 2AM. Youā€™ve gotta go to bed.ā€
ā€œOh, yeah. Sorry if I interrupted your patrol, Mr. Red Robin!ā€
ā€œNo problem, kid.ā€ Peter slipped back down the fire escape, not caring if the vigilante saw where he lived.
ā€”ā€”
Up on the rooftop, Red Robin pressed a hand to his comm.
ā€œRed Robin to Nightwing.ā€
ā€œWhatā€™s up, Red?ā€
ā€œDo you have a kid you donā€™t know about?ā€ Tim said, bluntly.
ā€œā€¦ What?ā€
ā€œOracle, can you share my cowl footage?ā€
ā€œCopy. Oh, that kidā€¦ā€
ā€œLooks exactly like Wing?ā€ Tim said, peering down at the empty fire escape. ā€œYeah. Talked like him too.ā€
ā€œOh my god, heā€™s adorable.ā€ Oracle said. Tim agreed. That curly hair? Baby face? Adorable. A bean. ā€œDid you get DNA?ā€
ā€œAh, shit, I knew I forgot something.ā€
ā€œDo not break into his place and nab a hair,ā€ Nightwing reprimanded, but his voice sounded distracted.
ā€œHoly shit, you guys nerded out about camera placement and lighting for an hour?ā€ Hood piped up.
ā€œGet some rest, Red Robin. Youā€™ve been working too hard,ā€ Batman grunted through the comms. Awkwardā€¦ but heā€™s been getting better at communicating his worry for his kids.
ā€œSure thing, B. Heading back to the main cave. Red Robin out.
ā€”ā€”
Peter: lay low and get home
Also Peter: talks to a vigilante
None of them think Peterā€™s Nightwingā€™s yet. Peter will know before themā€¦ eventually. Once this worldā€™s version of him gives up his memories to be absorbed by AU Peter.
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satorusugurugurl Ā· 5 months ago
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Cake
Summary: Nanami Kento has a bubble butt, and you love it. šŸŽ‚
Characters: Nanami Kento x AFAB!Reader
Word Count: 935
Warnings: Butt groping, biting, fluff
A/N: just a drabble inspired by a conversation with @sugurubabe ! I would bounce nickles off that butt.
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Nanami Kento had a bubble butt, one that looked amazing in his tailored suit. You could easily spot him across the courtyard at the school. It was so full and slapable, but you had to refrain from allowing yourself to let your hormones take over.
At least when you were in the public eye.
It was free range when you were alone or in the comfort of your own home! Nanami never knew when youā€™d lose yourself to your carnal desires. But he always felt it. He could be walking in front of you down an alleyway and SMACK! The impact would make him jolt and hiss through his teeth as you giggle like a gremlin bolting off in front of him. Or he could be just minding his business making tea in the kitchen to feel you grope both cheeks in your hands and massage him. Nanami would sigh as he gripped the counter, waiting for you to satisfy your needs.
The fact you were obsessed with his ass didn't bother him. He almost found it endearing. If giving him a smack or massage made you happy, he would roll his eyes with a chuckle and wait for you to hurry off before going about your day with a pep in your step.
Smacks and massages were normal, something that happened nearly every day. You like to throw in the occasional pinch now and then to keep him on his toes! But for the most part, Nanami Kento was used to your antics.
At least, he thought he was.
The sun had set by the time you got home after an exhausting day at work. You had no energy to eat, watch TV, or function as a contributing member of society. You could only take a hot shower and crawl into bed to snuggle your boyfriend.
The thoughts of the warm water against your muscles kept you moving forward until you stepped through the doorway into your bedroom. The nightstand light was on, illuminating the room in a warm yellowish hue. One that highlighted the curves of your boyfriend's body, who was lazily flipping the page of his book. He must have gotten out of the shower recently because his hair was still damp. But he was ready for bed as he lounged in his black t-shirt and blue and black plaid sweats.
The same plaid sweats that hugged his ass perfectly.
You stared at his bubble butt, mouth-watering as your hands twitched and screamed for you to smack it, pinch it, and massage it. But deep, deep down, the gremlin in you wanted more. It was desperate for more. There was an aching in your teeth, and you knew what needed to be done.
Your boyfriend was so enthralled in his book that he never heard you coming. He hummed, flipping the page as you tip-toed towards the side of the bed, eyes locked in on your target. Just as he flipped another page, you struck.
You jumped forward, chomping your teeth down on his bootylicious butt. Nanamiā€™s whole body went stiff. His eyes went wide, hands dropping the book he held before he jerked his head to look back at you. You were chomping down on his ass over and over again, moving from the left cheek to the right, making Nanamiā€™s whole face turn bright red.
ā€œWhat is wrong with you?!ā€ He asked as you finally pulled away. Admiring the wet bite marks you left in your wake.
ā€œJust had to try the cake you so kindly had on display~!ā€ You go in for another bite only to have him clench his cheeks together. ā€œAwee! Kento, donā€™t clench so tight! How can I bite down if you do that?!ā€
ā€œThat's sort of the whole point!ā€
With a pout, you sigh softly, getting up, smacking his plump ass. ā€œFine~ thanks for the meal.ā€ Turning on your heel, Nanami sighed, relaxing against the bed and turning his head to watch you walk away with flushed cheeks. Only to watch you turn back around, pouncing on the bed and chomping down on his now unclenched ass.
ā€œAh!ā€ Nanami growled as you both wrestled each other. ā€œYou brat!ā€ he grabbed a handful of your hair and yanked it gently, pulling you off of him.
You were a giggling, flushed mess. You bit your lip, and your nose scrunched up as Nanami chuckled. You were absolutely adorable despite your need to sink your teeth into him. Nanami gently pulled you up, wrapping his arms around you.
ā€œYouā€™re lucky youā€™re cute.ā€ You giggle louder, nuzzling your face into his chest.
ā€œI love you, Kento.ā€
ā€œI love you too.ā€ He held you close. ā€œBut I'm keeping you here until the urge to bite my ass is gone.ā€ You perked up, and the sudden moment caused your boyfriend to tighten his gaze. ā€œStop.ā€
Your bottom lip stuck out as faux sorrow tugged at your features. ā€œI can't bite you ass?ā€
ā€œNo.ā€
ā€œJust your ass?ā€
ā€œYes, Love, my ass is off limits.ā€
ā€œOh good.ā€
There was a mischievous tone in your voice. One that had every muscle in Nanamiā€™s body tensing up as he slowly turned to look at you. There was no time to react or protest as you bit down his pectoral, nibbling and chewing at the muscle. Nanami stroked your head with a heavy sigh, smiling wide as your teeth nibbled gently over him. If this made you happy, heā€™d let you have fun.
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darklcy Ā· 1 year ago
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ā€£ eddie's session runs longer than you thought. bored, with nothing to do, you find his shirt.
ā€£ eddie munson x reader | stranger things masterlist | 823 words | fluff, established relationship, idiots in love ig
ā€£ i havent posted him in a while and i just got to rewatching s4, so naturally-
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Heā€™d been gone far too long already.
You tried not to complain, not having the desire to suck the life out of his soul for simply engaging in his passion. Dungeons and dragons served as an enigma in your brain, its complexity never failing to swirl your thoughts in knots each time you tried learning to play. If him being late was the only self punishment for not comprehending the rules of the game, then perhaps it was justifiable.
..It was just late. And you were beyond bored.
Boredom was a lazy explanation for the feeling you were experiencing at the moment, but for lack of better word, boredom will do. Body sprawled across his mattress, Gremlins displayed in the living room television down the hall, fingernails touched skin in a pattern, as if counting sheep represented itself through your fingers. The night sky stretched further along the hours as you waited for his campaign to finish, but with the way your eyelids drooped and head bobbed, you may not be around for his return.
Laying back on your spine, ceiling coming into view, you fought the upcoming dreams with all your might to avoid slumber, wanting to greet Eddie properly the moment he stepped inside. Chin lolling to the right, a signature club shirt curiously grabbed your eye, the red faced demon poking through the gaps of his drawer.Ā 
Huh.
Somehow that pumped a vein full of awoken energy throughout your body. Sitting back up, you crawled over to the drawer and yanked the shirt from its clenches, freeing the fabric from its prison. The demonā€™s eyes met yours in a sneer, and sometimes you wonder if the corners of his mouth grew each time you stared at him. Discarding your own top, you replaced it with his, the remnants of smoke and faint cologne wafting in your nostrils.
Eddie smelled like home, a sanctuary, a safe place. A bit ironic, with fire comes reassurance, in your world, that is.
The garment was a bit loose on your figure, the ends reaching just below your hips. With the canvas of your legs exposed from lack of pajamas, his shirt became your blanket and lover all in one, a figment of the real thing. This will have to do until he returns.Ā 
Cheek pressed to the comforter, Gremlins had just barely faded out into the credits when sleep found you, tucked away and hidden in the cotton of Hellfire.
ā€œBaabe, Iā€™m home.ā€
Brass met knob when Eddie unlocked it open, enjoying the warm heat of the trailer compared to the brisk November air outside. Campaign was good, as usual. Dungeon Master certainly had its perks, even if repeating senior year didnā€™t. The journey to his bedroom was swift, eager to finally end his day with you by his side, how it always should be.Ā 
However he wasnā€™t at all, in the slightest bit, prepared to greet you adorning his beloved club shirt, soft skin of your thighs bare, asleep comfortably in his bed. His bed. Alone. With his shirt on. And boyshorts. Oh, wow. You were going to be the death of him.
It was as if heā€™d been transported to the Moma, viewing a delicate, historical self portrait of an acrylic artist from the 1700s. You were a sight to behold, and for him only. His feet almost sunk into the floorboards from the sheer weight his heart plummeted against his ribs. Heā€™d just fallen in loveĀ  all over again. How do you do it so easily?
A gentle groan emitted in your throat as you shifted. What a sweet sound. Youā€™re so sweet.Ā 
Crouching down towards your face, his ringed knuckle gilded hair from your eyelashes, a smile on his face at the way you stirred from the action. When your eyes awoke to meet his, his lips only stretched wider.
ā€œMornin', sweetheart.ā€
Stretching out your arms, a yawn escaped you as a sleepy, ā€œOh, youā€™re home,ā€ uttered out in a jumbled whisper. His full palm caressed your face now, occasionally smoothing down your hair while continuing to grin at your drowsiness. He couldnā€™t get enough.
ā€œYeah, Hellfire ran a lil late. Sorry to keep you waiting.ā€
You shook your head into his fingers. ā€œNo, youā€™re fine. I was just bored.ā€
A deep chuckle rumbled in his chest as he moved to sit beside you. His fingers transitioned from your cheek to the shirt on your skin, rings grazing the neckline and shoulder. Eddie had never seen anything like it, and he wore this exact thing every god damn week.Ā 
ā€œYou look beautiful like this.ā€
It was as if complimenting a model, the way he spoke so carefully and tender. You gave him a look.
ā€œ..Itā€™s comfy. I might steal it from you.ā€
Heā€™d give you anything he wanted if you gave him the word. His lips captured yours in a trance, ending too quick for your liking.Ā 
ā€œYou should. You wear it best.ā€
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colourstreakgryffin Ā· 3 months ago
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Cat demon! Reader who is just a little sh!t with people they consider friends(Alastor and Vox, but separately, pretty, please? Or whichever of them you want to right.)
Oh no. No. Of course Iā€™ll do both of them seperately! Itā€™s a pretty interesting concept but Iā€™ll try my best to try this out for you, love. To be honest, I can imagine our mean demon babes would LOOOVEEE this type of us!
Alastor
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Alastor cannot tell if heā€™s beyond pissed off with you or beyond impressed with you. He feels both coursing through his veins whilst watching your every movement like a hawk
Youā€™re singlehandedly the most annoying and irritating and agitating thing heā€™s ever seenā€¦ and Niffty is bad enough as it is. You just make him want to tear off his own ears more than the Hotelā€™s cyclopian maid does to anybody else
Youā€™re the physical embodiment of the phrase; ā€˜an adorable little shitā€™. Youā€™re a very pretty cute fluffy little cat sinner that looks like a darling but youā€™re not at all, youā€™ll always pick on and prank the people you love the most and thatā€™s applies to Alastor, if not the most
And Alastor has the ability to contain his patience of a single stepped-on pastry trying to keep it all its cream fillingā€¦ so, you shouldnā€™t push him as much as you want to, unless you want him to truly lash out at you but it is funny to see his mad huffy face
However, Alastor does find you amusing and impressive so really, heā€™d only give off harsh warnings and wouldnā€™t truly put his hands on you since he likes you as you like him, just warnings if you continue being a little shit to him any further
Yes, Alastor is a hypocrite. He hates it when you irritate him with your love-filled pranks and head bats but heā€™ll happily manipulate you to direct your agitating little shit energy onto his worst enemies or other innocents. Itā€™s quite fun to watch from the sidelines that youā€™re serving him
ā€œIf only your adorable face would save you from annoying me, my dear. Such a precious cat with a foul mouthā€¦ā€
Vox
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If Alastor gets annoyed by you and your little gremlin attitude and energy, Vox is much worse and he is less patient than Alastor with you, howeverā€¦ heā€™s more directive
Vox keeps you around since youā€™re amusing to watch piss of all your beloveds in your precious but irritating little jokester self but the moment you target him, heā€™s zipping away to avoid the headache
Vox is aware that your actions and your pranks and your annoyance is all formed through love so he is flattered by the like you have for him but heā€™d prefer you donā€™t touch him with that
Vox can quite snappy at you if you donā€™t follow his orders of ā€˜donā€™t annoy meā€™ but like Alastor, he would never hit you. He only yells and threatens, he canā€™t actually hurt you since he likes you. Even if youā€™re the most annoying thing in Hell
Vox does find you absolutely adorable though. He doesnā€™t know who doesnā€™t. Youā€™re a little cute fluffy demonic cat sinner with big pan-sized eyes but big claws. He absolutely loves yet hates it
He definitely considers hiring you as one of his employees, maybe his top employee so he can exploit your love and care to him onto others for both of your enjoyment. He does keep you in mind, not like he can really ship you off anyway
ā€œCome here, Kitten~ oh yes. Come here and go bother Uncle Val for me and Iā€™ll give you lots and lots of treats. Thatā€™s my good little kitty~ā€
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cuubism Ā· 11 months ago
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work is driving me fucking insane this week, so here's this silly self-indulgent thing i wrote to distract myself.
the spirit of this post is here as well XD
coffee shop au, meet cute, literally falling for your crush
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In retrospect, forgetting to eat for three meals in a row wasn't Dream's best move. Not that he'd done it on purpose. Hence the forgetting. But taking time to cook always felt so wasteful when he was finally making progress on his novel. He could eat later, whenever the hyperfocus burned itself out.
The only thing that eventually got him out of the house was caffeine. He'd run out of both coffee and tea in the dysfunction of this week, and thus was forced to venture out to the cafe a few blocks away from his flat in search of enough energy to keep him awake for a few more hours.
Technically, there was a place that was closer. There was also a grocery store, where he could have bought coffee grounds. But Dream took the excuse to go a bit further, and not for the quality of the coffee.
He and Johanna, on the occasion she could convince Dream to leave the house and attempt to be part of society, had first started coming to this particular coffee shop because Johanna's girlfriend Rachel worked there. But Dream had to admit that what really kept him coming back, including at times when he wasn't being dragged along by Johanna, was another employee entirely.
Hob.
Hob was, in Rachel's words, "a perfectly nice guy but I don't know why you're so obsessed with him." In Johanna's words, Hob was, "quite fit, I can't lie, but I really thought you'd have gone for someone who's a bit more of an arts gremlin like you."
In Dream's words, Hob was perfect. He always had a smile for Dream, and a kind word or compliment, and he had kind eyes, and nice hands, and was terribly handsome. Dream had never been particularly attracted to masculinity before but Hob was proving him wrong over and over. He looked like he was strong enough to pick Dream up, and that did all sorts of exciting things to Dream's insides. Dream may or may not have had an actual dream about Hob holding his hand.
Hob also made terrible coffee. But Dream didn't care. He took whatever coffee Hob made him, whether the grounds were burnt, or it had way too much cream, or was vastly overbrewed, and drank it quite happily, sneaking looks at Hob all the while. Because Hob's coffee might be awful, but he always smiled at Dream as he gave it to him, and sometimes their hands brushed and it sent a thrilling little shock up Dream's arms. And anything Hob made for him felt made with love, he could tell, it was like a homemade birthday cake with uneven frosting and an undercooked part in the middle.
It was possible Dream should care more about the quality of the coffee and less about the symbolism of it.
In any case, he went to the coffee shop, underfed and undercaffeinated, hoping that Hob would be there, even if it meant he would have to down another cup of extremely bad coffee. Hob should be there, he did usually work Tuesday afternoons, not that Dream had memorized his schedule like a stalker or anything.
He stepped inside, the little bell over the door jingling, and found that he was right, Hob was there. A thrill of delight ran through him. Dream did not often feel anything as carefree or joyous as delight, but he was very sleep-deprived, and Hob was there, so there it was. Rachel was also working, and waved to him as he stepped up to the counter. As she and Johanna were both very aware of his embarrassing crush on Hob--much to Dream's chagrin--she didn't come over to take his order, instead leaving him to Hob.
"Hey, it's Dream, right?" said Hob, wiping off his hands on a towel and leaning on the counter, looking at Dream with a smile. He knows my name, Dream thought with a heady rush, then remembered that Hob was obligated to write it on his coffee cup, and that Dream came here often, and it didn't have to mean anything. "Dark roast with almond milk and caramel?"
How Hob could be so diligent about remembering his order and so terrible at making it, Dream didn't know. "That's correct," he said.
Behind Hob, Rachel mouthed keep going, which Dream took to mean that if he wanted to get anywhere he had to attempt to engage Hob in slightly more conversation than his usual coffee-ordering script. This was unfortunately true, particularly since Hob had already nullified half the sentences Dream would usually say by predicting his order.
"You remembered my order," he said, which felt like a reasonably normal response, definitely better than do you want to see if you can pick me up? which would probably be creepy. Rachel gave him a thumbs up.
"Of course. You're quite memorable," said Hob, and winked at him. Was he flirting? Dream would like to think so, but he wasn't usually very good at picking up on that sort of thing. Why would Hob be interested in him anyway? Perhaps he meant that Dream was memorable in a bad way, that he was annoying or weird, or--
Dream still hadn't responded.
"I am not trying to be," he said, and behind Hob, Rachel sighed. It was true, though. In most areas of life Dream preferred to go unnoticed. It was only Hob's attention that made him feel all bubbly inside.
"Task failed successfully," said Hob, "because I can't stop noticing you."
Was Dream... still succeeding at the conversation? That was truly unexpected, that he hadn't already turned Hob off by being utterly unsuitable for human society.
"Is that a good thing?" Dream asked.
"Is it?" asked Hob.
Undoubtedly it was. Dream liked the thought of Hob noticing him. He liked the thought of Hob remembering his name, and his coffee order, and when he came into the cafe, with as much detail as Dream had memorized his schedule. He did not normally like having people's eyes on him but he liked the thought of Hob looking. Of Hob caring about what he saw. It made him feel interesting and worthy, and sort of giddy and lightheaded--
Oh. No. That wasn't Hob's attention. That was the fact that the last meal he'd eaten had been a sleeve of biscuits for breakfast two days ago, and that he'd been on his feet for a long time, or what constituted a long time when one had only had a sleeve of biscuits two days ago to eat. And he hadn't slept, and he'd had quite an exciting few minutes just now, and apparently this all meant that his body had decided it needed to check out for a moment, thanks, goodbye.
Inconvenient timing, Dream thought, as everything went sort of spinny and blurry. He was making such progress! He really thought Hob might even like him, and falling on the ground was not going to help his case.
Inevitable now, though. The last thing he saw before he passed out was Hob's face, expression shifting from amusement to concern, and really, there were worse ways to go out.
He woke up not much later, or at least it felt like little time had passed, to find himself lying down on a couch in what seemed to be the cafe's back office, as best as his overtaxed mind could gather. And Hob was crouched beside him, looking at him worriedly, Rachel leaning over his shoulder, face likewise creased in concern.
Dream wondered how he had gotten to the couch. Had Hob carried him there? It was a pleasant thought, though he wished he could have experienced it in person.
"You know," said Hob, "there are easier ways to get out of talking to me than blacking out." The words were light, but he sounded genuinely stressed out about it.
Dream immediately felt bad. "I'm sorry."
Hob chucked him on the cheek, a light touch that felt fond. "Not what I meant. Are you okay?"
Dream carefully pushed himself up to sitting, Hob watching all the while, hands hovering over him but not touching. Dream sat up. His head didn't spin. "I am okay," he said.
"Probably didn't eat anything today, huh?" said Rachel. She didn't look quite as concerned as Hob did, she was used to Dream's habits. Meanwhile, for all Hob knew, Dream had a brain tumor and would imminently die.
"No," Dream admitted. "I was... occupied."
"Will you be okay here for a sec?" Hob asked, brow scrunching as if he truly thought Dream might just collapse again onto the floor without him. "I'll get you some water. Something to eat, too."
It was worth fainting in a public place, Dream thought, just to have Hob look at him with such care.
When Dream nodded, Hob hurried away to do just that.
Only now his crush was going to be one million times worse, and certainly not reciprocated, not after the scene he'd caused.
Beside him, Rachel was laughing, hiding it behind her hand.
"Is my suffering humorous to you?" Dream asked, but there was no heat in it, he was too busy looking after where Hob had disappeared.
"You should have seen it," she said. "He launched himself over the counter to catch you. Oh my god, I wish you could have witnessed it."
"Surely Hob would aid any customer in distress," Dream sniffed. But something turned over in his stomach, a little flutter of hope.
"Yeah but not literally vault the counter. It was terrific. I was worried he'd break a hip."
"I'm not that old," said Hob, coming back around the corner and crouching beside Dream again, water bottle and what looked like a chocolate muffin clasped in his hands.
Rachel was unrepentant. "You're lucky you didn't wind up on the floor, too."
"You caught me," said Dream, staring into Hob's eyes. He had such pretty eyes. Rich brown, like coffee with a dash of cream.
Dream might still be a bit lightheaded.
"Of course," said Hob, and uncapped the water, handing it to him. Dream took slow sips, realizing as he did that he hadn't drank any water all day. "I'm fond of you, you know. Can't let you hit your head on the floor."
Fond. Dream might faint again.
"Should I take you to hospital or something?" Hob asked, still so concerned it was making that floaty feeling bubble up again in Dream's chest.
"I will be fine here," he said.
"He just fell for you, that's all," said Rachel, and Dream glared at her. She just smiled back. "Swooned and everything."
"I did not swoon," Dream protested.
"You kind of did, actually," said Hob. "I've never seen someone just crumple so dramatically."
"Oh, have you seen many people faint, then?"
"No, but--"
"I'm going to man the till," said Rachel, patting Dream on the arm. "I don't think I want to be in the middle of this. Let me know if you want me to take you home, Dream." She winked at him. "Unless you'd rather Hob do it."
Johanna was never this meddlesome, Dream thought bitterly. She just made fun of him and left it at that.
Then he was alone with Hob, which was both an exciting and anxiety-inducing state of affairs. He clutched his water bottle for balance.
"Um. I got you this," said Hob, and handed him the muffin. "Made them this morning."
Dream was really quite hungry, so despite Hob's poor coffee record, he took a bite of the muffin.
And this was how he learned that Hob was utterly lacking in coffee-making skills because all his talent was in baking.
The chocolate was so rich, it tasted more like cake than a muffin. the chocolate chips melted on his tongue, and he had to force himself not to just immediately take another huge bite. He really was so hungry. Perhaps, now that he knew he could get such things here, he would have a reason to visit the cafe other than just Hob -- and a reason to eat breakfast, too.
"Good?" said Hob, and Dream nodded, licking the melted chocolate from his lips, and he didn't fail to notice Hob watching the movement of his tongue. Perhaps Johanna and Rachel were right, and it wasn't hopeless, even if Dream's best attempt at flirting back was collapsing onto the floor.
He did not know what possessed him then. Perhaps it was the chocolate. Perhaps it was the worry still lingering in Hob's warm eyes, or maybe he had just hit his head and forgotten about it. Either way, he leaned forward in his seat, and kissed Hob on the lips.
His lips were so soft. Just as Dream had dreamt they would be. Hob made a sound of surprise against Dream's mouth, and caught him by the arms so he wouldn't fall out of his chair. Which was a definite possibility, though now the lightheadedness was not caused by a calorie deficit but rather because he was kissing Hob.
Hob who was kissing him back, too. Softening against his mouth, licking the remaining chocolate from Dream's lips. Would Hob hug him, too? If he had already caught him? Dream had fantasized so much about being hugged by Hob.
Only one way to find out. He leaned into Hob's arms, and Hob caught him again, wrapping his arms around Dream's back. He was so warm, and strong. He was wonderful.
"It is a good thing," he said into Hob's shoulder.
"What is?"
"You noticing me."
Hob chuckled. The sound rumbled through Dream's chest. "It's not hard to do. I've been eyeing you for a while, you know. I always hoped you'd talk to me more."
"I am not very good at talking more," said Dream.
"I think I've got that now." Hob pulled back to look at him, the corners of his eyes crinkling as he smiled. "Falling over is more your style."
"I only faint on occasion," Dream protested, which only seemed to amuse Hob more.
"Well. If talking is a bit tough, maybe we can go for a walk sometime?" He tucked a strand of Dream's hair behind his ear, and Dream shivered. Hob clocked it, too, and let his hand rest on the back of Dream's head, fingers curled in his hair as his gaze flicked to Dream's lips and back up. "Or. Something else?"
Dream thought something else might make him spontaneously combust. That might have to wait a bit, at least until he could cope with Hob looking at him like that without feeling like he was about to explode in a flurry of butterflies.
"A walk, if you will hold my hand," he said, and Hob smiled, and took his hand, and Dream learned that all dreams really could come true at once.
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idontcaboose Ā· 1 month ago
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Haunted car Au part 17
I guess I will put another warning here, a few more swear words, and honestly, probably a lot more in future chapters. Duke, Jason, and Danny just feed off each other's gremlin tendencies (mine too). This is not a 'get along like a house on fire'. This is a forest fire. These three in a crack fic of pure younger sibling energy went a wee bit out of hand, and I feel sorry for what they are putting Babs and Dick through.... Not sorry enough since I am still writing it and giggling like a school girl, but I empathize.
Previous. Masterpost
ā€œHeeeeeyyyy, Oracle. I have some good, interesting, and bad news.ā€ Jason asked Barbara as soon as she picked up.
ā€œHood, I swear to every god on this planet, It better be a big emergency, I just got to sleep.ā€
Jason winced. ā€œSorry O, good news, I found Danny-ā€
ā€œWhere, is he ok?ā€
ā€œCalm down Barbie, he isā€¦. mostly fine.ā€
ā€œHoodā€
ā€œInteresting news, we need a magic user. Bad news, itā€™s a Constantine question.ā€
The sound of the static from the phone was the only thing that proved that she did not hang up on them.
ā€œHood, for everything holy, Explain.ā€
ā€œThe Batmobile started acting weird after the other night when B had to come back early because of his bad concussion and broken ribs. Don't let him downplay it, I saw Aā€™s report. Anyway, it was acting weird, so I looked into it and ta-da. It seems like the missing street kid is possessing the car.ā€ Duke quickly explained.
ā€œWhat is our lives-ā€ Barbara whispered just loud enough to be picked up. ā€œOk, since we now know more information, I will call Zatanna and Constantine. Unfortunately, they are on some sort of mission that is scheduled to be done in a few days. Can I trust you two to keep Danny safe? Has anyone told B yet?ā€
ā€œFuck B, he didn't notice and dropped this on Signal, benched him even, like it was his fault!ā€ Hood argued. ā€œBesides, he doesn't get to adopt this one-ā€
ā€œAre you volunteering then?ā€ Barbara snarked.
ā€œFuck off, no, B does not need another kid.ā€
ā€œWe can all pretty much agree on that.ā€ Duke muttered.
ā€œHow did you figure out it was Danny anyway?ā€ Barbara asked, changing the subject.
ā€œI downloaded all of RR's PowerPoint sound files into the Batmobileā€™s radio storage.ā€ Duke said proudly. ā€œWe were able to somewhat communicate, but Hood was the one that got the Danny connection going.ā€
ā€œOk, so what do we want to do until the magic users respond?ā€ Jason asked.
ā€œAll we can do is keep it on the down low. Keep Danny safe in the cave, and hope that Constantine doesn't go on one of his after mission benders for a week.ā€ Barbara sighed out. ā€œSo, I know this is a very hard ask, but stay out of trouble while I get some sleep.ā€
ā€œYa, ya, Barbie, I will keep the gremlins in line.ā€ Jason said as he hung up the phone.
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lordgrimoire Ā· 2 years ago
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The Amity Parkers
Inspired by This Post, which is long, read the many reblogs and tags and comments, itā€™s fun!
Tim was Ninety Percent Sure that he was going absolutely insane, granted it was a long time coming. Danny Fenton, his Chemistry teacher and Dash Baxter, his Phys Ed teacher? That was two people from the same practically non-existent town in Illinois, but add onto that the fact that even MORE people kept showing up in Gotham from sleepy little Amity Park and proceeded to either A:Thrive or B:Thrive but with the Energy of a Kryptonian having nonstop contact highs.
After his two teachers, or more accuratly before, there had been Jazz Fenton, a new Psychiatrist working in Gotham and making rather noticeable strides in things. Then arrived her brother and Baxter, who had applied roughly at the same time in the aftermath of a Rogue attack on the cities water treatment plant, and the floodgates seemed to less open more fly off the hinges as though breaching charges had been used.Ā 
Now there were MORE people here, there was Tucker Foley, working at Wayne Enterprises as a coder and a damn terrifying one to boot, Sam Manson, an activist who ended up throwing Tim during one of his Red Robin patrols where heā€™d come across herĀ ā€œProtest Siteā€ which had been a small park in The Narrows. Wes Weston, a cop, had been giving his coworkers and his Chem teacher NOTHING but grief, insisting that Fenton was doingĀ ā€œSomethingā€ wrong but never quite being able to get things to stick, upon further digging this had been a long running one sided rivalry. There was also a SECOND Psychiatrist, Paulina Sanchez, at Gotham Academy who was also from Amity Park, and her files were airtight, as Damianā€™s most recent hacking attempt and Timā€™s own follow up had failed to breach her firewalls.
So, here Tim was, staring at DanielleĀ ā€œDani/Ellieā€ Masters, Dr. Fentonā€™s CLONE and the Academies newest but also most feral teacher as she boxed the Joker hard enough for an audible crack to be heard from their classroom from where she was fighting the demented clown on the field. Baxter was still running his class as normal, though a bit further away, and Dr. Fenton was still teaching their class, while Tim was trying to get Extra Credit and vengeance on the Doctor through todayā€™s extra credit task, making a tracker that could track Doctor Fenton for Twenty Four Hours.Ā 
Why was he seeking vengeance you ask? Well given the fact that Jason brought Doctor Fenton to Family Dinner last week [with Alfredā€™s blessing] and had come in with the most gremlin-esque energy heā€™d seen from a Non-Rogue. Now donā€™t get Tim wrong, he likes Doctor Fenton, he may be demented as all get out but he was regularly making counters to drugs and toxins that seemed to just inhabit Gotham. BUT! Doctor Fenton and Jason had been so sickeningly cutes-y with each other at Dinner, like a couple of Birds of Paradise trying to one up each other.
Then of course was theĀ ā€œStory Timeā€ where the two had teamed up to tell embarrassing stories, though Danny held back, a touch. It didnā€™t absolve him, especially with how he egged on Jason, which very much didnā€™t help the wholeĀ ā€œI know youā€™re the Batsā€ situation. AND THEN! There was the fact that a majority of the Amity Parkers KNEW that they were the Bats, It was as though they had gone through this whole song and dance before, which given prior statements of Doctor Fenton havingĀ ā€œHung up the Capeā€ seemed to imply he used to be a hero in Amity Park, where your average joe could one on one a rank and file leaguer or at least give them a rough time.
The fact that a semester of training from Baxter and Fenton alone had made Timā€™s year group capable of facing off with the JLĀ  was a testament to that.
Speaking of which, some Junior Leaguers were coming to Gotham, if only for a place where they were not asĀ ā€œStrangeā€. Some of those moves may have been encouraged with the recent custody battle between Luthor against Vlad and Danielle Masters regarding Connor, who was a Copyrighted clone as it turns out, which had resultedĀ  in Connor being made a ward of Danielle Masters, who had chewed Superman out HARD along with her Original, Doctor Danny Fenton himself.
Suffice to say, Clark did NOT get majority of Custody, and only got every third weekend, which was terrifying in Timā€™s opinion that this small town mayor who was as wealthy as Luthor, had turned up, legally thrashed Luthor, and then given custody over to his daughter, thrashed SUPERMAN with KRYPTONIAN LAWS, and then gone back to Amity Park Illinois to resume his Mayor-ship there. The fact the town was essentially a self governing and self sufficient regionĀ  meant that the League was now VERY AWARE of it, and the fact that the League of Assassins had tried and FAILED multiple times to infiltrate the town, with more people going rogue than staying loyal, with only one out of nearly two hundred assassins returning to Nanda Parabat, critically wounded and very much insane.
In Timā€™s opinion? Amity Park raised people similar too but far more prepared than Gothamites, for while Gothamites may have the Fight in their bones, Amity Parkers seem ready to back it up with experience, training, and life experience.Ā 
But then again, Mr. Lancer had been an immigrant to Amity Park, and he was the blueprint of sorts for all of his students who had gone into teaching, much the same for how Batman was the Blueprint for all the other Bats.
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abstractnaturaldisaster Ā· 6 months ago
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is it over now? (was it over then?)
part five
part six: with the wilt of the rose
With the success of Eddie's Steve single as his bandmates had started to call it, the label had basically told Corroded Coffin in no uncertain terms to channel that energy into the rest of their album. It wasn't that Eddie didn't like the attention his song was getting and Steve absolutely deserved it, the lying piece of shit, but it was like getting permission to write angsty music about Steve took all the fun out of it. He was fully out of inspiration of the angst variety and had taken a hard left turn into moping, feeling sorry for himself, and being one thousand percent convinced that he was going to be single for the rest of his life and die alone.
Eddie was reclining in his giant beanbag chair (his nest as Steve used to joke with him), occasionally humming lines, strumming on his guitar, and writing more and more pathetically dramatic lyrics for most of the day until he reached his limit and pulled out his phone. It wasn't like Eddie was purposefully keeping track of people in Steve's life but over the time they were together his little gaggle of gremlins wormed his way into Eddie's life too. Unfortunately when he opened his phone it was to tweets of Dustin going low key feral over Steve's new role in some indie biopic but at the same time being crazy upset that Steve would be incommunicado as Dustin so helpfully added in his tweet. The kid was such a dweeb. Eddie flicked out of twitter and opened instagram hoping that his feed would be mostly possum memes. He scrolled idly for a while seeing new tattoo ideas and of course many cute furry animals doing many silly things until suddenly he was reminded of a particular face Steve made and Eddie (although he would never admit this) searched for Steve's public profile only a little disappointed that he hadn't posted anything more recent than when the two were together.
Because Eddie may or may not be a massive masochist and can't leave well enough alone, he decides to tab over to Steve's tagged pictures to see if there is anything recent. In between several tags of Steve being unfairly good looking in whatever movie he was currently filming, Eddie was taken aback by a post that was just of Robin and Nancy. They looked a little closer than just gal pals or whatever it was the tabloids called them while speculating how they could be friends while "fighting" over Steve. So much for modern feminism.
Before Eddie got distracted enough to go through a full rant that might include a fairly long section about how Ronnie was treated differently than the rest of his bandmates, Eddie focused back on the issue at hand. Why was Nancy who he highly suspected of stealing his fucking boyfriend posing like she was getting engaged to Steve's best friend. And why did they fucking tag him it it? Robin was snarky sure but she didn't seem like that level of bitch. Eddie took a deep breath and opened the fairly lengthy caption to see:
nancywheeler Hello World! It's been a long time coming but I am so excited to publicly announce that me and Robin (@buckster) are going steady. I know I don't post a whole lot about my person life on here (seriously, the rest of the world is so much more exciting) but you've always been so supportive of my coming out and sexuality related posts as well as understanding when I needed to set a boundary between my personal life and my online persona. I've been unable to share my most recent relationship for a really long time because of the public pressure of coming out and being a "marketable asset." Steve (@sharrington) could not have been a better support during this time and took a lot of public flak to keep Robin and I safe and comfortable until we were ready to be out publicly. He always offered up his home while I was visiting and kept me company while Robin was working. I guess us bi guys have to stick together, huh? Anyways, that's all for now. And no, we aren't engaged (yet šŸ˜ˆ)
Eddie was floored. He had spent all his time since leaving Steve's apartment feeling very holier than thou and smug about everything that happened with Steve and the success his band was experience because of it. Although if one Miss Nancy Wheeler was telling the truth (which like as a journalist Eddie thinks she has to), Steve was actually helping his platonic soulmate find love with his exgirlfriend. If Eddie hadn't already felt kind of shitty for assuming the worst about Steve, this had to take the fucking cake. Eddie was truly done for. Put a fork in him. He's the worst person ever. Fuck. He needed reinforcements.
devilededs: uhm hi friends, i think maybe i am the asshole in the whole steve situation can u come to mine?
ronnie: you saw it? i can finally give you shit about being a total drama queen?
devilededs: what do you mean? why would you not tell me if you knew it existed.
ronnie: precisely because of this vibe right now.
devilededs: okay, everyone but ronnie pls come over i need snacks and maybe some really b grade horror but you have to indulge me in my sadness.
garbear: already on the way with your emotional support jeff and frank. we'll pick up snacks.
ronnie: if you let me problem solve for you can i come for snacks? i don't think i can handle moping eddie without trying to show you its very fixable.
devilededs: YES! FIX! ME! HOW! GET OVER HERE!
Eddie flopped back into the beanbag chair and let his notebook flop out of his lap. Thankfully his friends all had keys so he could continue to rot in place until Ronnie forcibly withdrew him from his hovel.
part seven
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cat3ch1sm Ā· 11 months ago
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Alright so I have a HUGE thing for Silva and Zeno to the point where Iā€™d be delighted to have them step on me and call me worthless šŸ˜©šŸ’–
So would you have the time and energy to write some headcanons on how Killua would react if a friend of his (aka female reader) were to nonchalantly comment about how his dad and grandpa are hot?
I wanna ruin this gremlinā€™s mind so much please! <3
OMG if you want to, would you be willing to make Killuaā€™s friend comment that to him but IN FRONT of Silva and Zeno too???
šŸ’š~ LMFAOAOAO u guys request the most chaotic shit and im totally here for it. hereā€™s ur request!! merry Christmas guys ily <33 @cocogum
also i can definitely relate
fem!reader
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u and killua have been friends for a while. literally probably the most chaotic pair anyoneā€™s ever seen. just constantly doing stupid reckless borderline deadly shit. u are one of the very few who can always keep up with killua and can tolerate the same shit he does
heā€™s the friend who is always risking his life with the things he does and ur the friend who is always risking their life with the things you say. you have zero filter basically. and he really does not care at all, tbh he thinks youā€™re hilarious
anyway thatā€™s why killua really has no problem bringing u over to his house. heā€™s never done it before, but you two arenā€™t the type to make a big deal of things like that, so whatever he just decides to drop by with u
youā€™ve never met his parents or siblings, but killua has never been lacking on his descriptions of them. whenever you ask he always makes it a point to tell you how nuts they are. but he sort of knows you can handle it even tho his family doesnā€™t like that he has friends in the first place, but tbh he doesnā€™t care much atp
anyway he brings you to his place and you go through the whole shebang of the super heavy doors and getting past mike but basically you two are good to go. the butlers welcome you both in and thatā€™s that
you actually do meet his family who are about as off putting as you expected. his little brother kalluto is the tamest; he acknowledges you with a barely perceptible nod and thatā€™s that. killua doesnā€™t bother introducing u to milluki and thankfully illumi and kikyo arenā€™t in the house right now. however, you both do run into silva and zeno.
the piercing glares they give you should be enough to freeze you in your tracks. thereā€™s obviously an aura of dread that comes with their presence that killua had vaguely warned you about. but something honestly catches your eye about them, and you have to bring your hand to your mouth to hide the mischievous smile spreading across your lips. but to your surprise, the two men donā€™t even come over and bother to speak to you. they just give you disdainful looks and go on their way. looks like you arenā€™t really worth their time.
but as the two are walking away and you and killua start to head out, you turn and whisper to killua in a voice you very soon discover wasnā€™t actually a whisper, ā€œwait, kil, your dad and grandpa are kinda hot.ā€
needless to say, this is the one time killua doesnā€™t find your lack of filter funny. his blue eyes instantly fly open and he yanks you aside, hissing, ā€œwhy the fuck-ā€œ
thatā€™s all he manages to get out. the zoldyck men have stopped in their tracks. your eyes widen as well and you clap a hand over your mouth.
ā€œoh my fucking god-ā€œ killua doesnā€™t even turn around to see his father and grandfather, he just yanks you along with him as he basically teleports out of the house. you donā€™t even have time to process his reaction before you both are suddenly far away from the zoldyck mansion.
you both pause once youā€™re out of earshot, exchanging wide-eyed looks before you collapse into giggles in the grass and killua slaps both hands against his face. ā€œare you actually out of your fucking mind- never mind, you actually fucking are. what the hell is wrong with you??ā€
youā€™re way too busy laughing to answer, pointing at killuaā€™s totally red face. he hides it behind his hands with a loud, exasperated groan.
ā€œiā€™m going to puke. iā€™m going to throw the fuck up all over you, you asshole. take that shit back literally right now. oh my god. iā€™m going to kill you and then myself, you absolute dumbass.ā€
this goes on for at least ten minutes. youā€™re basically wheezing at this point, and you donā€™t stop until killua threatens to leave you behind.
ā€œi am never taking you to my house again, you psychopath. like, i know you have shitty ass taste in guys, but are you serious?? youā€™re mental. actually insane. seriously?? no, take that shit back, my dad and grandpa are not hot.ā€
you start to walk away, still laughing, and killua is hot on your heels.
ā€œwhere the hell are you going?! take that back right now, or i swear to god-ā€œ
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*Opens door*
I AM COMING THROUGH
*Kicks window*
THE WINDOW!
Hi hello howdy! I was wondering if we could get any ror character if your choosing with a Gajeel from fairy tail reader?
Romantic or platonic is up to you lots of love eat something and REST!
*Jumps out another window*
My windows!!
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-You yawned deeply, looking bored as you watched several of the warriors train in the Valhalla training grounds- you didnā€™t really feel like training today, mainly because you felt like nobody was going to give you the challenge you wanted.
-You were lying on your side, holding your head up with one hand, watching Lu Bu and Hercules spar while Leonidas and Kojiro were sparring, the two groups enjoying themselves.
-You heard footsteps approaching you from behind and you heard the jolly voice of Susanoo, ā€œHello Y/N! Are you waiting your turn for a partner? If so- I will spar with you!ā€
-You waved your hand, not looking back at him, ā€œPass- not interested in playing today.ā€
-Susanoo pouted lightly, taking a seat next to you, ā€œAre you not feeling well?ā€ his concern was a bit annoying, as it made you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, which you didnā€™t really care for (youā€™re lying to yourself :p )
-As Leonidas and Kojiro stopped fighting, their match coming to an end, they came over as well, watching Lu Bu and Hercules still going at it.
-Leonidas gave you one of his normal smirks, lighting up a cigar, ā€œI heard a rumor- Y/N- that you can actually eat metal?ā€
-You glanced over at him as the other two swordsmen looked at you in shock, but you werenā€™t bothered, ā€œYeah- itā€™s how I get my magical energy. Iā€™m an Iron Dragon Slayer so I can eat iron.ā€
-You were complaining about keeping your mouth shut about five minutes later, after being talked into showing off this ability about five minutes later, and you agreed to show how it worked in combat.
-Susanoo was holding one of the practice swords of the training field, looking excited as you inhaled deeply, getting prepared as he charged for you.
-As the blade swung towards your head, to take it off, you seemed to be moving in slow motion as you turned your head and instantly caught the blade in your fanged teeth- biting it clean in half.
-Everything froze as everyone gawked, seeing that the rumors were true- you could eat iron!!
-As you chewed, you scowled lightly, ā€œYou couldnā€™t have chosen something a little tastier- like your sword?ā€
-Susanoo balked, holding his personal sword to his chest, ā€œYou canā€™t eat this!ā€ seeing his panic made you smirk as your eyes narrowed, looking like you were going to give chase and he ran, with you hot on his trail, asking for just a nibble of it while the others were all laughing.
-You were such a gremlin at times.
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hero-of-the-wolf Ā· 5 months ago
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What are your thoughts on each LU hero?
cracks knuckles long post incoming!!
I feel like a lot of people forget about how much of a gremlin Time really is. He's cryptic for the bit, because he thinks it's funny, but he's absolutely willing to talk about things when asked (like when he told Wind about his entire adventure). Yeah this man's got trauma, but at the point he's at now he's healed a lot. I also think that he's just incredibly awkward, and it makes him come across as aloof and āœØmysteriousāœØ
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Twilight is the softest dorkiest Link by far and I will DIE on this hill. He's the biggest big brother to ever brother, and he vibes like someone who feels most useful when he's taking care of other people. It's very important to him. My boy is also so so stubborn like who the heck thinks it's a good idea to try and walk off an axe wound to the gut šŸ˜­ also I know in my heart that he gives the best hugs ever and I think a hug from him would fix me actually
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People like to make Warriors this shallow jerk??? and he's NOT. He's really really not. He's just a big brother and he loves to tease. He's also really smart too, esp with battle tactics and working with other people. Also this man def knows field medicine like look at him whenever one of the others is downed in a fight, he's always right there making sure that they're okay.
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Four is so so clever and really good at teamwork (obviously lol). but like!!! I love how throughout LU you can actively see him working really well with the others and accounting for their skills and where they are in battle, like in The Shadow arc he ducks down so Time can land a hit and it's a really cool scene. I also love his inside jokes with himself lol. He keeps his secrets just because he's waiting for a big dramatic reveal and I respect him for it.
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Wind makes the best facial expressions HANDS DOWN. He's such a big brother too, and even tho he's the youngest Link I'm sure he still big brothers all the others lol. Also!!! This kid literally made the gods choose him as a hero. At every turn literally nobody took him seriously and he proved himself and killed Ganondorf!!! I'm so proud of him. ALSO Wind is so smart. He's the first one to start piecing together the timeline(s)!!
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Wild is honestly super hyper competent?? Boy knows how to live off the land. He's smart. He chooses to be silly bc he enjoys being silly, not bc he's stupid. Also he was literally a prodigy!!!! That doesn't go away just because he lost his memories. He basically started out with the master sword (as in he started his knighthood with the sword already in hand), he defeated a guardian with a pot lid, also he knows how to cook lol. He's fine vibing by myself, but he's also happy to hang out with the others too :) also yeah he has a lot of trauma and guilt over everything that happened :(
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Legend's harshness to me is def a projection. A coping mechanism, if you will. Boy's got such a soft heart (bunny hehe) and he wants to protect it from getting hurt again. That doesn't stop him from loving and caring about the others, he's just more guarded about it. And despite everything he's been through... he still loves adventuring. He really does.
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Hyrule's got SO much grit and sheer determination. And he's so powerful too, even if he doesn't think that he is. He's got spells!!! That's something none of the others really have. Boy's got the toughest enemies in the entire franchise, too. He survived the Adventure of Link. That's insane lol also he's got SUCH just a little guy energy fr and I love that for him
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I think people also forget what a troublemaker Sky is. And he absolutely gets away with all of it too bc like just look at his face. Is that the face of someone who's ever done something wrong in their entire life? yes. yes it is But he's also genuinely so so sweet too and yeah he def gives really great hugs. Also he's an insanely talented swordsman??? Like there's a reason he's called the Godslayerā„¢ļø lol. Sky is SCARY when he's angry. He just doesn't get angry all that easily.
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sguidwards-bestfriend Ā· 2 years ago
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New Dimension, Whoā€™s This?
Dp x dc thoughts and stuff
I did not expect people to like this stuff, but Iā€™m glad you're here
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6
Danny POV
Danny was NOT having a good time. Dimension hopping should have been fun, but it was shit. All the ecto he'd found had been corrupted and even the human food tasted weird. That 8$ pb&j was a curse on both his tastes buds and his now empty wallet.
For almost a month Danny had been chasing down the most feint ecto trace, but it was the only one he could feel.
Living between Amity and the ghost zone meant he had a surpluses of that feeling, to the point that it became background noise. It being gone felt like loosing a sense.
He grumbled to himself as he floated to an abandoned mansion on a mostly empty road. He was so hungry it made him dizzy to walk so he floated most places. Which absolutely didnā€™t help him get any human food, since everyone who saw him ran.
HeĀ expected the small ecto signature to be a liminal being, like Cujo in his puppy form or one of box ghosts boxes. He hadnā€™t expect a guy who bolted the second he saw him.
He was definitely liminal, Danny could feel it, but this guy was crazy. A black car sped through the road, the man and the kid he was with jumped in and they left.
Just like that his food source was gone. Danny paused a second and decided he wouldnā€™t call the guy a "food source" next time they saw each other.
Which thankfully for Danny was only about 10 minutes later.
His actions really shouldnā€™t be a judgment of character, he was sleep deprived and starving.
...
Insulting this dudes dimension and his ecto signature was definitely not a great start.
At least he looked more human now, his kingly power automatically trying to make his subject more comfortable. Maybe he could convince them to get him a sandwich, or just ham, whatever really, anything at all.
A man in a butler outfit cleared his throat, "I'll get him a meal, don't destroy the furniture." Did Danny say that out loud... maybe the butler had magic.
After eating a decent, but ecto free meal Danny was introduced to Jason (food), Damian (might be food?), Tim (not food), and Alfred (not food).
He hadn't bothered saying a word until he'd finished his plate. Once he had he told them about the ghost zone and the earth he was from, which they very quickly realised was not the same one. He hadn't mentioned being king of said dimension, nor the sole hero of the latter.
They in turn told him about the many different heros that inhabited this earth and the various planets that some of them came from. Danny could tell they weren't telling him everything, but his kingly power did prove to him that they hadn't lied to him, at least Jason and Damian hadn't.
Explanations were cut short when Jason stood up and Danny bolted to his side. Just being near the dude helped, he definitely had a leak or something going on.
"Look man, I'm starving and you are spilling out ecto at an insane rate." Danny said with a hand on the man's shoulder.
Jason looked at him like he'd grown a second head, which he hoped he hadn't because that took more energy than he was willing to expend. "You gunna explain what the fuck you just said?"
Danny had been king long enough to have studied up on the few halfas that had existed. Most of them hadn't survived very long after forming, either becoming a full ghost or their ghost core shriveled away and left them human... with some minor side-effects. "You must have come back from the dead with an unformed ghost core, contaminated with bad ectoplasm. The bad ecto isn't letting the core close up, it's like you have a leak."
"The Lazarus pit goo!" Tim shot up from his seat and ran off.
Danny remembered the forth ecto puddle he had visited, "I heard that name, some fruitloop in a cape was yelling about one of the ones I emptied."
"You emptied them?" Jason said with a perplexed look on his face.
"I was hungry." Danny, ever the gremlin, let them stay confused as he continued. "Anyway, you weren't dead long enough to form a solid core, then the pit goo, as you called it, seeped into the cracks and kept you too alive for it to finish, but too dead for it to fade."
"So I'm stuck like this?" Jason's core started oozing out waves of fear, stress and uncertainty.
"No, no." Danny focused on feelings of ease and calm as best he could while trying to desperately feed off of him. "Probably not, your core wasn't tainted until later so it wasn't flash formed like mine, and you're alive. I'm mostly guessing, but I have two theories." Danny extended his hand to a nearby couch (how many couches did these people have?), they both sat and Danny continued. "Once the contaminated ecto goo is gone you'll fade back to being 100% human since you can't make your own ecto, or..."
"or?"
"Or your core can't keep you alive and you... die fully." Danny didn't look at his eyes as he finished. "I can't guarantee your core will survive that either. It'll have to starve from lack of ecto before we know if your heart and brain are alive enough to keep you going, and with a core so weak we dont really know how well that'll go."
Although Jason was good at hiding his emotions from prying eyes, even as a far off, mangled version of a liminal being he was still part of the ghost king's ruling. Danny didn't mention it, he seemed like he was going through a lot and mind (emotion?) reading tended to make those not used to it uncomfortable.
Jason breathed in deep, "Alright, what's the first step to finding out if my body works without ecto?"
Danny tried not to smile at his future meal as he said. "We get rid of the ecto faster than the bad ecto is coming."
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6
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outro-jo Ā· 1 year ago
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nct 127 and their black cat partner
pairing: nct members x (gn) reader
type: headcanon?
warnings: none really
request: yes?
notes: i got an interesting request and i wasnā€™t sure how to go about it until i saw this svt reaction and so i went more this route
how i personally define a black cat personality: dark energy/vibe usually accompanied by a dark aesthetic but doesnā€™t always have to. not super fond of affection or prefers affection on their own terms. sassy with good quips and comebacks. has an interest in ā€œdarkerā€ topics such as horror, the occult, ā€œdarkā€ psychology, etc. chronically unbothered. FIERCELY protective once you gain their love/loyalty. occasionally unhinged and feral (gets the zoomies whether physical or mental/verbal). big scorpio energy tbh
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taeyong- god heā€™s in love with you. like simp doesnā€™t even begin to cover it. you eventually become his protector since heā€™s so sweet and pure, you must fight anyone that hurts him. the best thing in the world is when youā€™re in your head and to everyone else it just seems like your brooding or annoyed or something, but taeyong sees right through that. he just comes over, kisses your face and hands you a switch like, ā€œletā€™s play some animal crossingā€ šŸ„°
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johnny- heā€™s lowkey your golden retriever bf. heā€™s like bouncing around and has all this energy and youā€™re sitting there like šŸ˜. he makes you do more things than you really wanna do bc heā€™s an adventurer and youā€™re an indoor cat fr. ā€œfine iā€™ll go but iā€™m not gonna be happy about it.ā€ ā€œyes!!!ā€ heā€™s just happy to have you around and eventually you do kinda like wherever it is heā€™s brought you to. he brings you out of your comfort zone and you ground him.
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yuta- my god does he love you. youā€™re the only one that can keep up with him. heā€™s mean but itā€™s in a flirty way and youā€™re mean in a ā€œjokeyā€ way but he loves it sm. sarcasm is yā€™allā€™s love language fr. he would quite literally d!3 for you if necessary but a big olā€™ uno reverse card on that one. youā€™re just as fiercely protective of him and god, does he love it. one time you nearly got into blows with a ā€œfanā€ who was harassing him. the smirk on her face when she went running, PLEASE!
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doyoung- youā€™re his angelā€¦ fallen angel but an angel nonetheless. he LOVES teasing you in a playful way just to have you stare at him like šŸ˜’. heā€™s also super affectionate with you which youā€™re mostly indifferent about but heā€™s amused by your lack of amusement. his favorite thing is the way you show love bc itā€™s v cat like. you find little things to gift him like his favorite snack you picked up while you were out or a crystal you think he needs or something he said in passing that he needs or wants. youā€™re also great a quality time. just sitting with him reading a book or playing your switch while heā€™s doing something for work or himself. youā€™re just his favorite person to be around.
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jaehyun- he just has this permanent smirk on his face watching you. like youā€™re 1000% in full gremlin mode, eating peanut butter from the jar, messy hair, in a hoodie that hasnā€™t been washed in a while, but heā€™s just like obsessed with you. he LOVES how sassy you are with people and the comebacks you have are god-tier. he loves to spoil you bc you kinda sit there and just stare at the thing for a few mins trying to process why he would spend money on you but 1) youā€™re his whole world and 2) he likes your reactions. itā€™s funny and cute to him.
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jungwoo- so this man is so baby girl it hurts. some days you donā€™t even know how or why youā€™re with him or why he likes you but you learn just not to question it. but youā€™ve gotten attached to him and anyone that hurts him šŸ˜ˆšŸ‘¹ must d!3 šŸ‘¹šŸ˜ˆ. youā€™re the only one that can ā€œbe meanā€ to him but he has a degradation k!nk so he loves it. heā€™s pretty respectful of your space but every once in a while he needs a cuddle.
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mark- another beast boy and raven duo (see my skz one) but yā€™all are so chill with each other but mark is chillā€¦ in a doofus (lovingly) way. i can also see kinda april and andy vibes. ā€œsomeone will d!3ā€¦ā€ ā€œof fun?!ā€ heā€™s a little scared of you but also a little turned on by you. but heā€™s always down to invoke the powers of darkness with you as long as you go get food together.
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haechan- heā€™s intimidated by you in like a simp way. normally with everyone else heā€™s a little shit but youā€™re so hot and intimidating that he canā€™t help but šŸ§ŽšŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ§ŽšŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ§ŽšŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø sometimes all you have to do is give him a look and he šŸ˜. but he loves you so fucking much. if you arenā€™t a cuddly or affectionate person, you will be by the time heā€™s done with you. he gets real excited when your feral streak kicks in and yā€™all are lowkey manic together. the way this man hypes you up in a fight, if you ever get that far šŸ˜‚
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