#his face is killing me why no one gaf

[ilikewhenyoucry]

his ass is NOT getting serenaded 😭

[opiopal]

sometimes, I like to imagine the brothers actually being shown as important to the governmental system in the devildom.

like, yeah we know they’re lords and stuff, and obviously we know that a few of them have some important titles, like Levi being in charge of the navy, but like, what if they were all important??

like, I could imagine Beel being talked to about food production/harvest. maybe he’s not directly in contact with any food ofc, but I feel like he’d be the best to go to about amounts of food and maybe harvest problems, he IS an insect(I think cicada?) so I feel like he’d know a thing or two, imagine him catching an issue with the soil being used to grow a lot of the devildoms food!

And then mams playing a part in finance. which.. prolly sounds silly but hear me out:

yes, he’s in debt, clearly, however what’s something he likes to do??? Count money!! So I could see him doing the math, counting, ect. And being able to spot if there’s something wrong or if something should be changed, and since ofc he cares about cash it would prolly be one of the things he ACTUALLY locks in for. (even though he’s horrible at school, there’s no way he ISNT good at math, idc what’s canon you need math when it comes to money. Also I think it would be insanely funny if he was in a bunch of honors classes for math when he’s still in the starting course for history and junk.) ((yall can tell me how wrong this hc is however I shall not be moved!!))

and I could imagine asmo maybe handling the affairs of sucubi?? And possibly other creatures that travel to and from the human realm for… yk those purposes. He could probably have some part in giving certain people permission to travel up, and possibly travel to the human realm in general! Like if you have any reason at all to go up there you gotta run it past him first.

now with s8n… hear me out. he keeps track of history, he reads documents that are to be published in devildom history books, and he will make SURE only facts will be included, no opinions or rumors or lies. And if he catches something at all either in a WIP document or something that’s already been published, you know it WILL be changed because no one wants to face his wrath.

And ect. Ect. And yk, they’re probably actually respected throughout the devildom. Even if some citizens don’t like them for being angels, there’s no way you WOULDNT pretend to have respect(and maybe a bit of fear) for the people who are basically besties with the future king. Yk? Honestly, I DO love the whole school thing, it’s a familiar trope and it gives more room for things to happen, but you CANT give people titles and status’s like them and NOT utilize it???

also I wanted to add belphie… but I couldn’t think of anything for him that he’d actually be willing to do?? The only thing I could think of for him would be like.. similar to asmo? Like he handles hauntings? Since there’s a large amount of demons that do their work via dreams and during the night. So he’s kind of like an HR..? But like.. DR instead? But I really don’t think he’d gaf about any of that, since yk.. he still kinda hates humans so why would he care if a bunch of demons were haunting&killing them??

Maybe he has an important job, but poor Luci just has to always do it for him since belphie can’t stay awake to save his life.

[lightavii]

something im so fascinated by after reading some posts about severance online is ppl saying they like mark’s innie more than his outie. which like, do NOT get me wrong, me too. but i cant help but think abt how odd the implications of that are sometimes, when u think about why innie mark is the way he is.

like, outie mark is an asshole. for understandable reasons, of course. but he’s super abrasive and has major issues with alcohol and honestly it’s so painful to watch him lash out Over and Over at the people in his life who are literally just trying to help him. and it makes me want to rip my hair out, because with the way he acts sometimes it’s a wonder people even try to help at all.

innie mark is literally the complete opposite of that. he’s meek and polite and his actions aren’t tainted by grief (that he’s aware of) every waking second of the day. but he’s only that way because any and all of the fight has essentially been abused out of him. He mentions how he threatened to kill the disembodied voice when he first woke up but now he’s quick to admit to any wrongdoing before he’s been caught because he’s painfully aware of the what the alternative could be. when he and helly are about to go up the elevator that final time in S1, she asks if he’s scared and he says he’s scared /of being caught/. He’s mustered up all of this courage to rebel and he’s still scared shitless of the consequences.

Not to mention (if I’m remembering this scene correctly) that one of the earlier times he kind of “talked back” to Cobel, she proceeded to fling a mug at his head, and his immediate reaction was to people-please by asking if she wanted the office door closed or not. Jesus christ man. Slides my hands down my face

Innie mark is objectively more likeable for some of us but it’s because he’s been treated like absolute garbage. For a good chunk of S1 he’s just in this constant state of anxiety because who wouldn’t be?? And even in S2, (SPOILERS FOR ANYONE WHO HASNT YET WATCHED S2E1!!!!) when he barges into Milchick’s office and grabs the speaker his hands are fucking shaking, both from the adrenaline of his plan working but I’d also imagine that barging into his ex-bosses office and attempting to communicate with the Board directly goes against literally all of his conditioning and that’s gotta be terrifying.

It’s been great seeing innie mark become way more defiant than he used to be. I think it’ll be interesting continuing to root for him as the story goes on, because I know full well that as outie mark’s personality starts to shine through he could very well become more unlikeable, even though that change would be an objectively good thing. Arghhhh severance mark you make me sooooo mentally ill

I had to ramble these thoughts out somewhere because my friends dont like mark at all so they wouldnt gaf about any of this LMFAO

[rinsoap]

THE BIG SEIJOH FOUR'S MUSIC TASTE!

this includes : oikawa tooru. matsukawa issei. iwaizumi hajime. hanamaki takahiro.

note : REMASTERED FROM THIS POST! im back from hiatus! (maybe) please enjoy some music headcanons while i scrape together inspiration for some actual works :p

OIKAWA TOORU

!!? you cannot tell me he isn't OBSESSED with kali uchis. he's been an og fan since her por vida era. i've been pushing the kuchi oikawa agenda for three years and i've been RIGHT for three years! he loves latin music and found out about kali when iwaizumi showed him an odd future song she was featured on. i'm ngl guys, being an "og" fan gave him a complex... wdym "name ten kali uchis songs" she's got 30 million monthly listeners. be fr.

his favourite songs by kali uchis are:

☆ gotta get up - interlude on the isolation album. ☆ moral conscience on the red moon in venus album. ☆ no eres tu(soy yo) on the sin miedo album.

!!? daniel ceaser die hard fan. he loves his on the low bisexual rnb artists, what can he say? he'll listen to freudian on REPEAT, like all ten minutes just looping while he goes through the five stages of grief. iwaizumi called him immediately when he learned daniel was on the new tyler the creator album, they were GEEKED.

his favourite songs by daniel ceaser are:

☆ do you like me? on the NEVER ENOUGH album. ☆ take me away on the freudian album. ☆ LOVE AGAIN on the CASE STUDY 01 album.

HONOURABLE SONG MENTIONS: tonight by summer walker. 360 by charli xcx. get back by britney spears. WAR! by DESTIN CONRAD. sunshine by steve lacy & foushée.

MATSUKAWA ISSEI

!!? #1 frank ocean dick rider. he's actually so annoying it's crazy. type of fan to beg for him to make more music but has barely listened to his pre-blonde albums. type of fan to say "what do y'all know about frank ocean?". type of fan to say "frank ocean mentioned 🤓☝️" whenever someone says one of his song titles in everyday conversations (this might be me).

his favourite songs by frank ocean are:

☆ sierra leone on the channel ORANGE album. ☆ nights on the blonde album. ☆ songs for women on the nostalgia, ULTRA album.

!!? him and makki are crazy underground fans, it's actually not even funny. iwaizumi found out and was like "oh i love the underground, my favourite rapper is MFDOOM, whose urs?" and they were like, "umm Ken Carson 😄" what "the underground" technically is is genuinely a sore subject in the friend group LMFAO

his favourite songs by ken carson are:

☆ murda musik (ft. destroy lonely) on the X album. ☆ ss on the a great chaos (deluxe) album. ☆ yale on the teen X album.

HONOURABLE SONG MENTIONS: of course you won't by lucki. paper soldier by brent faiyaz. purity by A$AP rocky & frank ocean. forgiveless by SZA & dirty ol' bastard. father stretch my hands pt. 1 by kanye west.

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

!!? tyler the creator's #1 fan wdym?!!? goblin era apologist typa fan. "no guys, like, it was supposed to be his intrusive thoughts!" they faces killing me why no one gaf 😭 chromakopia glazer and he knows it! (valid) he was there during the odd future era, like dude was writing OFWGKTA on his desk in sharpie omg.

his favourite songs by tyler, the creator are:

☆ WILSHIRE on the CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST album. ☆ lone on the wolf album. ☆ A BOY IS A GUN on the IGOR album.

!!? are we surprised he's a kendrick lamar fan? this was so obvious to me like no other option. relatively new fan, but everyone thinks he's been listening to him since 2011 because he's so obsessed and knows so many songs by HEART. gets into daily debates with mattsun over whether gkmc or tpab is better.

his favourite songs by kendrick lamar are:

☆ DUCKWORTH. on the DAMN. album. ☆ momma on the to pimp a butterfly album. ☆ backseat freestyle on the good kid, m.A.Ad. city album.

HONOURABLE SONG MENTIONS: benzo by blood orange. sunday by earl sweatshirt & frank ocean. talk my shit by childish gambino, flo milli & amaarae. housten old head by a$ap rocky. CYANIDE by daniel ceaser.

HANAMAKI TAKAHIRO

!!? charli xcx superfan dont play! he started listening to her through brat, but he enjoys her older songs better. he likes electronic type of music, but he likes to say he fucks with anything that "goes crazy". him and oikawa almost exclusively listen to charli when they're together and mattsun says it drives him crazy, but everyone knows he's mouthing the lyrics to to girl, so confusing.

his favourite songs by charli xcx are:

☆ claws on the how i'm doing now album. ☆ sympathy is a knife on the brat album. ☆ unlock it (lock it) [ft. kim petras & jay park) on the pop 2 album.

!!? like i mentioned, him and mattsun are annoying underground fans. so let me talk about their other goat, destroy lonely. these mfs are the type to try and start moshpits and fail miserably. they like to say "what do y'all know about lone?" but only like his most popular songs.

his favourite songs by destroy lonely are:

☆ VETERAN ft. ken carson on the NOSTYLIST album. ☆ bane (single). ☆ LUV 4 YA on the LOVE LASTS FOREVER album.

HONOURABLE SONG MENTIONS: glory boy by lucki. tears in the club by fka twigs & the weeknd. immaterial by SOPHIE. nightcore by ken carson. codeine vision by chris travis.

[amoeganism]

HIIII I just saw your post about your event and thought I'll be silly and request smthing ^_^ ok sooo first time meeting ness ! 😯 (one shot or hc whichever you feel more comfy writing! <3) have a great dayyy (⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠) ♪

ACADEMICALLY SMART BUT EXTREMELY STUPID alexis ness

aka. how u meet ness aka academic rivals to lovers but ness dont gaf bc hes just trying to #play #ball

you meet him at quite a young age and share a few things in common

ill fitting school uniforms and the wandering eyes of any child

while you find yourself fascinated by the numbers written on your teacher's chalkboard, ness is folding dinosaurs and stars on pieces of scrap paper, mumbling to himself

you didn't mind him and he didn't mind you

you guys were classmates and that was that

but then middle school came around and you started acting like you had a stick up your ass 24/7 as long as ness was around

like wtf that mf almost never studies why is he at the top of your class...

suddenly you get distracted in classes because you're focused on drawing mini ness figures with fat x's covering his face and devil horns

ness sees this one day after your notebook fell to the ground and at first is like omg!!! cute drawing of me as a fantasy creature but then he was like wait what the fuck why do they have it out for me????

he barely thought about you until then but apparently you've developed a passionate hatred for him just because he scores higher grades

he still has no clue

you are FUMING

so you start studying even more if that's even possible

while you go to your schools library to bust your ass in the textbooks ness goes outside with a ball he managed to shove into his bag and starts kicking it around

ness: :D ball!!!! no school!!! ball :D

you: KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF

after one particularly hard test that you flopped (it was like an 80% be serious) you caved in and asked ness with help studying

he looked at the material and was like man idk it just makes sense

little boy thought you were going to punt him into hell like he does with his football

him, terrified out of his mind and just wanting to go to his football club meeting, sits down and looks at the material

you show him your notes and he quickly explains it but is running late on time

he gives you his number and says hes going to text you help

you went home that day like ???? that dude lied to me he isnt sending me shit ??? before it clicked

he does not text you because he does not have your number... he gave you his number...

so you swallow your pride and shoot him a message, begging for help a second time in the same day and on his end, he laughs at you a little but offers to call

you guys work on the subject for a good couple hours and before you hang up, you offer to study together for future exams because he's admittedly a good teacher

ness is trying to find a way to say "no thanks i don't care about school good luck tho XD ROFL LOLLLLL" but then he realizes that it's going to make his parents trust him a little more

he accepts and you guys go to the library together once a week

he finds that you're actually kind of funny and cool and not just a human bomb that's plotting his death

he tries to be slick about offering to meet more often

"oh... this unit is a lot more difficult than the last one.... you wanna heh.... come back tomorrow? *gulp*"

"ok"

"WOOOO"

one day ness told you he was going to try out for bastard munchen and you somewhat knew of them because of ness going on tangents about football

you supported him on it, not realizing it would cut down your weekly meetings

suddenly there was an alexis-shaped-hole in your chest but you didn't want to admit it to him

and for alexis, there was a you-shaped-hole in his chest that he tried to fill by training with kaiser and the rest of bastard munchen

yes, the team was filled with dicks, but none of them had the same foul personality you had!!

texts dvery day checking up on each other but it was nothing like hanging out in person

calls were better but still not the same

as soon as he heard about his first off day, he called you and asked to hang out

you tried to be nonchalant about it but who were you kidding both of you guys wanted to see each other again

although the directions of life the two of you were headed towards were almost polar opposites, being reunited at a stupid library table for the first time in months was all that mattered

[artydonsgf]

love your account! maybe jealous art, patrick, or tashi headcanons? like individually them and reader. can be nsfw or not :)

thank you lovely!! i’m so glad to hear that🥹🫶🏾 i’ll do you one better n just do all three of them!

enjoy jealous art, patrick, and tashi :)

Art Donaldson:

- extremely jealous

- literally feels sick with jealousy

- terrible at hiding his jealousy too

- if he feels someone is being too flirty with you, he calls you his gf fifty times in one conversation

- yeah my GIRLFRIEND loves that show too, yeah my GIRLFRIEND is such a good cook, yeah my GIRLFRIEND is the best person in the world

- he does this all with an unnaturally wide smile on his face too

- he trusts you with his life, he literally would believe you killed a bunch of people before he’d believe you’d cheat on him so you’re not the problem

- his problem lies in other hungry losers who eye you whenever you wear your cute tennis outfits to go practice with him

- has to remind himself it’s not reasonable to fight people who look at you too much </3

- his jealousy problem stems from a deep insecurity that you’ll leave him for the better option

- always incredibly clingy after he gets into one of his jealous moods

- bro needs therapy

Patrick Zweig:

- hear me out yall… i don’t think patrick gets jealous like that

- he knows hes hot shit

- he doesn’t care if people flirt with you because he knows you’ll shut it down and you’re deeply in love with him, why worry?

- once in a while he does get jealous and he’s tweaking BADDD

- his internal monologue goes CRAZY he’s wishing death on everyone n their mother

- in a god awful mood when he’s jealous

- it has nothing to do with you, he trusts you with everything in him he just hates other people perceiving you

- will make out with you in front of people n then give them a subtle middle finger when you’re not looking

- petty as hell before he goes back to being nonchalant

- this happens once a month

- he also needs therapy

Tashi Duncan

- she’s above jealousy

- sure it irks her that people can just look at you but she’s not worried

- you’re deeply in love with her and she’s deeply in love with you so why would she gaf about random people staring at you with heart eyes

- cause she gets it, she also stares at you with heart eyes

- the difference is, your heart eyes are reserved for her n her only

- the majority of jealousy in your relationship comes from your side actually

- how can it not? your girlfriend is the best tennis player in the whole country and everyone loves her

- if she does get jealous, it’s brief

- she communicates her feelings and expects you to do the same so jealousy isn’t really a threat to your relationship

- mature tashi for the win!

[pawseds]

God's Favourite

Symbolism notes + process shots under cut (spoiler warning!)

"God's Favourite" because it's based off a track name and because of me trying to emulate religious imagery

Setting sun doubles as a halo because he thinks of himself so heroically (a tortured saint, even)

Biblically accurate angel eyes was honestly a coincidence: it started only with the 4 eyes on top and the ID cards were supposed to have faces, but I might as well really push the religious imagery and turn them into eyes (also less work lol)

Wanted Jimmy's pose to both look vain (because he IS) and to look like he's repenting, like he just realised his mistake, religious imagery +1

Also wanted to play with the irony despite Jimmy directly/indirectly killing everyone (hence their blood on his hands), he's the one crying because he's a little BITCH (boohoo he feels sooo bad for himself)

The scene with the hallway of ID cards had Anya's card always covered up with something (and it wasn't flying around I think) to show Jimmy really did not gaf about her. That inspired having Daisuke/the axe and Swansea/the gun overlap Anya/the pills/her card (aka it was a compositional problem I symbolism'd away lmao)

Jimmy also does not see the dead pixel. He does not care about it. The other reason for including this is because I wanted it to stand out in a 'this feels wrong' way, because it is

Also, I remember seeing Mouthwashing fanart before I knew what Mouthwashing was even and OOC, it looked like Jimmy was a (barf) victim/sole survivor. It is the point of the game and all LOL and the art was good! (I'm not saying it's bad, it's what got me interested in MW in the first place) But I wanted to a little something with the no-context gang to make them go 'oh something's not right' (along with the bloodied weapons + bloodstained hands)

Intentionally left Anya's card numbers uncensored to 'reduce her to numbers', which is meant to parallel the 'just another statistic' attitude towards SA survivors

TL;DR the religious imagery is meant to be very ironic and is meant to highlight just how fucking stupid ridiculous Jimmy's saviour complex is

aka this drawing basically summarises WHY I HATE THIS MOTHERFUCKER SO MUCH TO THE POINT IT COMPELLED ME TO DRAW

Sketched with a colour pencil, inked with Snowman drawing pens, coloured with Tombow brush pens, and digitally touched with Clip Studio!

[ryiju-muunie]

He’s into it!

18+ viewer discretion is advised

Fem!reader/Ryomen Sukuna Warnings: established relationship, furry!reader, reader is a furry, reader is into super pink frilly Sanrio stuff, Sukuna is a whipped simp, Sukuna and Yuji are brothers mentioned, fluff, mainly fluff with a treat at the end, grinding, dry humping, pet names (pup & puppy), aftercare Word count: 1644 DESC: Ryomen Sukuna hater of mullets lover of furries

This was originally a Drabble but I got carried away! I kinda wanna make this a series, should I?

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Ryomen Sukuna would never admit it to you, but he likes it when you wear those ears and paws. It was a shameless hobby you had, dressing up like that for your Instagram. It was innocent but perfect. He loved how the paws were lightly colored and oversized, making you seem smaller. Then how the ears were the same.

You looked perfect. It was perfect! But… while it was all innocent and cute he couldn’t help but feel a deep and brooding feeling reside in his chest. God, it turned him on. The way you pranced around with your phone in public, taking photos with strangers if they asked. How your eyes lit up at conventions you dragged him to, forcing him to look at all the different paws and suits. Ryomen would of course pretend it was the worst thing on her, gaffing and rolling his eyes.

And then when you weren’t looking, he’d palm the fur of a pair of ears in his hand just because he loved the fluff. He had a habit of staring at cute things. Maybe that’s why he liked you. Even though he was the total opposite, with his big black tattoos and semi-shaved haircut. You two looked -acted- completely different. Yet he liked that. You could rant to him about some drama in your community and he’d just listen. Sure he didn’t understand all of it but he just wanted to keep you happy. Not to mention he just loved looking at you like that. Pouting pink lips and fluffy pink ears. Especially the clipped ones with bows and bells.

There was a point where it was becoming too much for him. He was seated on your light-colored bed, hugging a pillow to his chest as you hummed. You were changing into something he was told he wasn’t allowed to look at until you were done. Of course, he grumbled a curse and gave you a pointed look before doing exactly as you said. He caught small glimpses, something pink and frilly of course. God, he just wanted to rip it off of your curved body and fuck you senseless.

Ryomen had a habit of staring at cute things, yes, but he had a worse habit of staring at plump skin. So when he saw you, chubby and completely adorned in the cutest clothing he’d ever seen, he needed you. It was a weird thing, so weird his younger brother liked to tease him over.

“The girl's 5’4 and she’s got you completely whipped, Ryo!” Yuji would chortle, throwing his head back before receiving a coke can to the gut.

“Shut up, brat,” Ryomen retorted, rolling his eyes as always. He didn’t admit the hold you had on him to anyone else but you if you asked him. He’d just shrug and say something like “I please my woman” which was Ryomen Sukuna for “Please marry me I’m in love with you if you leave me I’ll kill myself”.

“Ryomen,” you murmured, turning on your white socks to show your outfit. My god. He was completely done for. There was no way he was going to recover from seeing you in that! Hell, it wasn’t even revealing but it was cute. It was fucking cute. And that’s what got him!

It was a ruffled pink dress, with a ribbon cinching it just below your breasts, letting the rest of the dress flow out. It came down quite low, about your knees. Then some white stockings to cover the rest. By itself it was fine. But you paired it with your favorite ears, paws, and now a fucking tail. Ryomen swallowed and blinked a few times. He had to keep the dress intact, he had to keep the dress in TACT.

Your face fell after a moment of no answer from your boyfriend. A pout formed over your bottom lip, shining in the glowing light with a hint of sparkle. New lipgloss. He looked down at his pants, groaning at the sight of his bulge. Of course, he was solid just from a look.

“Is it really that bad?” You frowned, crossing your arms. Oh don’t do that, he thought as his eyes glanced to your slightly exposed cleavage. You were torturing him in a way you never had before, and you were completely oblivious!

Ryomen muttered your name and hissed, rolling on his side and huffing to sit on the edge of the bed. He motioned his big arm in your direction, beckoning you to come over to him. You nodded and slowly crept towards your boyfriend. At that point, you had to have seen his boner, right?

“You look nice,” he whispered, wrapping one of his big hands around your waist. His other tapped your leg, signaling he wanted you on him. Even if this turned into nothing more than a wholesome interaction, he wanted you to touch him in some way, shape, or form.

“I thought you didn’t like it,” you sighed and sat down. Your eyes widened when his tent pressed against the front of your crotch, “Oh.”

“I like it,” he grumbled, “I think I like it a hell of a lot more than I should. Is that weird?” He looked at your face, which was flushed a deep pink. A small frown pulled at his bottom lip and he used his free hand to poke at the apple of your cheek, “Don’t just stare at me, woman.”

You gave him a small warning look and he quickly corrected himself, “Don’t just stare at me … princess.”

“Everyone has their fetishes. I didn’t know you liked the furry thing like that,” you spoke delicately, with a tiny smile. Clearly, you weren’t weirded out by his admission of guilt. Ryomen nodded and leaned forward, resting his head against your collarbone.

“Don’t think about teasing me in front of the brat,” he mumbled against your skin, wrapping two meaty arms around your back.

You giggled and let one hand trail up his own back to his pink hair, “I won’t. It’s kind of hot that you like it anyway…” He knew the exact expression you were making even if he didn’t see you. It was the far-away look, with an almost innocent stare. It wasn’t really innocent though. That’s why it drove him mad. You could see the sexuality burning behind your eyes as you bit down on your lip. It made him insane with lust.

“Hot huh?” He sat up, looking up at you with narrowed eyes, “I didn’t bring any condoms.” Ryomen didn’t want to admit it but he had an idea that would keep your perfect outfit on without getting ruined, not get you pregnant, and get him off. One of his hands slid down your side and up your skirt to touch along your thigh, “Grind your pussy on my bulge, puppy.”

You nodded and bit down on your swollen lip again, putting both hands on your back to remove your dress. His other hand instinctively grabbed yours and stopped you, “No. Keep it on.”

You raised an eyebrow, “Oh… okay.”

The two of you found yourselves back against the bed. Ryomen laid on his back as you ground your soaked clothed cunt against his precum-stained shorts. His hands were planted on your hips, rocking them back and forth to get the job done. He leaned his head back against one of your sanity pillows, hoping he wouldn’t cum yet. You felt so good he just needed this to last a few seconds longer. Even though he couldn’t be inside you, he didn’t need to be. Just seeing your face and how it contorted in pleasure was enough for him. You moaned like a goddess, thrusting into him for your pleasure.

“F..fuck pup. You’re driving me mad with- with that damn... mmm those ears.. f-f..uck,” he had never been so foggy.

It had to have been the outfit. Your naked body was beautiful but that’s all he’d ever fucked. He’d never fucked you decorated in all this cute stuff. God, it got him so close. He was just throbbing from the impending euphoria. Then he heard you whimper and it was all over. Your sounds got louder and louder, filling his ears with your pleasure. You placed both hands against his own, pressing your wetness further against his cock. It drove him over the edge and he gasped as a load shot out of his swollen tip. Ryomen had never cum that way, continuing to rub your cunt against him to elongate his high.

You bit your lip at the sensation, cumming a few moments later from seeing your boyfriend lose control. Even though, as he came down from his high, he felt sticky and gross, Ryomen wouldn’t have changed a thing. Seeing you in that pretty outfit grind against him made him so hot and bothered beyond belief. It was better than any penetration he could’ve asked for.

“I love you,” he whispered, pushing you down beside him. You nodded and fell forward against the bed, mumbling your own I love you as well. Ryomen Sukuna kicked off his now very soggy shorts and underwear, opting for a commando-style dress, taking off his shirt as well. You glanced at him and yawned as he sat down next to you, beginning to undo your outfit. “Ryomen…?” You mumbled in a bit of confusion.

“Let me do this, brat- er… my love,” he wasn’t very good at these sorts of pet names unless he was about to cum, it was clear. You were undressed in a few moments and pressed against your boyfriend's chest. He knew you liked this sort of thing. Aftercare? Ryomen wasn’t sure what it was exactly, but he knew it was important.

Making you happy was the most important thing in the world to him.

[hakogyi]

BREAKING: the most toxic duo is currently rotting your brain and you need to see more of them NOW!

keep reading for my very incoherent thoughts about these two

i'm crying idk why i'm so attached to ginkir suddenly but they are currently my guilty pleasure brainrot. i know gin is so so so toxic to kir (and to everyone else. what's new) but i don't ship them in the "i want them to fall in love and kiss" way i need them in the "gin is strangely and inexplicably obsessed with kir and the series will end with kir killing him with his own gun" way (incoming spoilers for movies 20 and 26 + the kir arc/the shuichi akai special collection)

i'm probably reaching with this but bear with me. gin is an impulsive, violent man. his first instinct when faced with anything is to take out his gun and shoot. he's shot kir multiple times - in the darkest nightmare, when she and bourbon were chained to a pole for being on the NOC list, then in black iron submarine, when she was standing in between gin and the eur•p•l agent he wanted dead. OKAY. but he's never shot her with the intent of killing her AND I KNOW THAT'S A LOW BAR BUT BEAR WITH ME.

gin kills as a safeguard!! he killed akemi because of her relationship with an fb! agent and she'd become a liability. he wants to kill haibara because she escaped and is a liability. but after kir gets literally captured by the fb! AND is suspected to be a NOC, gin doesn't...gaf?? gin goes through so much trouble to get her back alive when he could've just blown up all the fb! vans and gotten rid of not only kir, who may have become a liability at this point, but also a bunch of fb! agents to snipe their manpower?? ok gin

"she's an absolute beast when she's cornered" ok gin. ok. is it also because she's the only woman apart from vermouth who dares to manhandle you. is that it. ok gin. i'm nowhere near done with this quote yet i fear i've truly lost my mind. gin is so clearly impressed by the lie she told him about brutally murdering the c!a agents but from what he actually sees of her firsthand he knows she doesn't like to kill. he literally has to keep telling her "don't hesitate". gin's not dumb! he should have caught on to her lie by now! he should already know in his BONES that kir is a NOC! AND SHE'S STILL ALIVE?? ok gin

the close-up shot of kir's hand on gin's in black iron submarine as she stops him from pulling the lever. people d!ed (me). on a side note i feel like i understand gin on a whole new level after these revelations. i mean have you seen kir

to conclude i think gin is really, really strangely tolerant of kir and i love thinking about him having some sort of weird confused one-sided obsession with her that he doesn't know how to express apart from doing what he always does and holding her at gunpoint. i want this series to end with kir shooting him dead because YES i know gin's true long-established rival (cough 恋人 cough) and the one who will probably actually do him in is shuichi but shuichi's not the one who's been subjected to gin's impulsive bloodthirsty whims as part of his little evil squad ok. rena deserves this just as much as shuichi does

ok about the actual art. sorry i probably could've translated all of my ginkir thoughts into a much better more intense and analytical comic but then i started giggling like a crazy person and this happened. sorry i made gin too babygirl. i need kir to kiss me

[floridazcrazy]

F1 drivers as american highschooler p2

Oscar:

His gf (Lily) goes to a different school

That one junior/sophomore in your all senior ap classes

Seniors love him

Stays in the automotive and aviation classes

"Is it Joever for me"

Hotboxes his car whenever he skips

Baddies stay asking for his snap (his face killing me why he dont gaf)

The dude whos been in at least 1 of your classes each year but you still don't know his name

Retired highlighter kid

Pierre:

"Where my hug at" headass

Senior that dates 9th and 10th graders/year 9s and 10s

Never in class

Got oss (out of school suspension) for getting into a fight w/ Esteban during the lunch pep rally

"Let me walk you to class" headass

Everyones plug

"She mad ugly anyways" whenever he gets rejected

"I love latinas shirt"

Kika is his 9th grader/year 9 gf

Unironically watches Logan pauls podcast

somehow friends w/ Yuki (nobody knows how)

Football team punter

His snapmap is filled w/ girls all over the country

Yuki:

Always on the security guards cart after getting kicked out of class

"Who asked lil bro?"

Skips w/ pierre on the bleachers

"Can you shut the fckup?"

Runs his group in his culinary class like the military

The only servesafe certified person in his class

"WORLDSTAR" when something pops off

"Nah, bros an NPC"

Participated in the devious lick challenge

Only comes to school in pajamas

Popular af

Used to fake moan in class from middle school till 9th grade

[puffyducks]

DCRC Week #34

Guess who can play some catch up cause she's on spring break now biiiiitch. ANYWAYS today is PKNA #29: Virus which means it's ZIGGY TIME!!!! Also government secret time but who gaf.

Mary Ann is shaded so weirdly here that I always forget she's on this cover. Like they covered her in such a weird amount of shadow she's almost hard to see??? Anyways she seems to be doing great

Guy that should become an editor for Wikipedia.com

Anyways LOOK AT DONALD IN HIS LITTLE REPAIRMAN OUTFIT!!! He's so handsome <3

Donald really just dgaf about anything that's going on. Like yeah whatever I got arrested. Not the first time this has happened. Probably won't be the last.

I gotta say, it's really interesting to see Ziggy so determined to go save PK when, up to this point, he's pretty much just been a random background character at Channel 00. It would be easy to miss him (if I hadn't read this series before and knew who he was). But he's had little to no interaction with PK personally. Either his sense of justice is that concrete, or he's just a really big Paperinik fan.

Why is Uno flirting with him.

Bro has so many veins popping out of his neck can we get him on some blood pressure medicine or something

No silly, that would make it a WATER ENGINE!!! Sorry I'm having a Stressed to Kill moment

BRUH WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS HERE 😭

page spread that goes crazy

Her expression is killing me

OOOOH NNOOOOOOOO- actually wait. IS that a bad thing??

There's like really serious military drama happening in the other room and then every now and then they're like "btw here's PK fighting some aliens"

How did you recognize him past his perfect disguise of a ski mask that only covers like 40% of his face?!?!?

THIS IS A LOT OF PRESSURE FOR AN ERRAND BOY

NOTHING PERSONAL??? LIKE PKNA #34 NOTHING PERSONA- oh wait we haven't read that chapter yet

NO WAAAY I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'VE BEEN SIBLINGS THIS WHOLE TI-

Okay but aside from the fact that I already knew this, I only recently thought about a major question I have: What kind of bird is Mary Ann??? Because based on her beak shape I always assumed she was a chicken or something, but Ziggy is very obviously a duck, and they're siblings so... is she also a duck? Or is it like some kind of weird hybrid situation?? I sincerely doubt that one of them is adopted cause like. Look at them.

This comic offers some relatively interesting moral dilemmas, mainly exploring the idea of whether or not it's ethical to let the general public know about looming threats for the sake of letting everyone be informed. And well, I'm not really sure what the answer here would be. Sure, telling the entire world that there's an evil race of aliens trying to conquer us could possibly motivate humanity to unite against them, but how much good would the average person even be in that kind of fight? Would it be worth sowing panic into the daily lives of billions of people around the globe? I mean, as it stands, the Evronians STILL suck shit at conquering the Earth anyways. It's not like they've even made much progress WITHOUT the entire world fighting back 😭

It's also not even like the Evronians have been good at staying secret, we're just lucky that Angus Fangus is around to gaslight most of the public into thinking they're just costumed criminals or something. Maybe the army would feel better about the threat if they knew that Xadhoom was out there fucking annihilating them all the time, but we don't want them to know about her cause they might try to annihilate her too. I'm not even sure where I'm going with this analysis, I just think there are some interesting nuggets to think over here. Not one of my favorite chapters but pretty solid overall, I mostly just like it because Ziggy is there and I like Ziggy, I think he's a cool guy with a neat design.

Anyways LYLA TIME!!!!!!

girl what you need all that damn lettuce for

WHAT?..... nooooo....

AMONG U

Man wait until this guy finds out about Odin Eidolon

Her room goes crazy, talk about girlypop

I WAS GONNA MAKE A JOKE EARLIER ABOUT HER FEEDING A TON OF LETTUCE TO A SINGLE RABBIT BUT SHE ACTUALLY JUST HAS A TON OF HAMSTERS I'M SO FUCKING MAD

Lyla's a literal saint btw, as someone who spends a lot of time at an animal rescue FUCK people who get pets and don't plan to take care of them long term. Hamsters only live 2-3 years it's not even like it would be that long of a commitment ANGUS.

Okay so shoutout to Lyla and her 17 pet hamsters, it would also be cool if someone warned her that they're all gonna need their own cages cause hamsters are solitary animals and will murder each other if kept together so. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT LYLA!!!!!!

[delusional-mishaps]

obsessing over a dust sans in the omega timeline GRRRR

just. hes chill. mostly. sorta elderly neighbour who hates the world vibes. very resigned, snappy, goes to pick up his newspaper from the front stoop in his slippers and boxers and a crusty shirt

he's mostly a hermit, no one knows much about him. he doesn't want to get too close to anyone. he doesn't like the other versions of him, his brother, his friends.

he's got hella survivors guilt, mostly because if his world wasn't destroyed, would they be alive? would there have been a reset, a time, eventually, where he didn't have to kill everyone in a screwed up show of justice? where they could live?

he'll never know, and it bothers him. but he tries to pretend it doesn't.

he's sorta half forced to do therapy because yeah he's actually clinically insane and bro needs to be medicated and it helps a bit ig.

he gets a little better. he Is Not Normal but hes better. somewhat.

i kinda like the idea that he adopts a dog, somewhat an emotional support animal??? or like a straight service dog that helps him with panic attacks GRAAHHH THATS SO CUTE GRRRR RHRGRG RRRGGGGRRR

ok normal again

unlike him LMAOO

anyway yeah he probably eventually comes around to hanging out with some others. he's very picky about who he hangs with but..

hear me out okay

cross and dust as besties ❤️❤️

he prob finds epic annoying tho so he doesnt really hang around him

sorry ik im talking abt cross and epic now but theyre my bfs i love them i cant not mention them 😭🙏 me and epic and cross and also dust ultimate power quadruple or wtv

he def wouldnt like CORE at first cuz like. thats frisk. Trauma. but he'll probably come around to them when he realizes they aren't, y'know, a fucking freak. they're probably the reason he got therapy in the first place 😭

whoever his poor therapist is... needs a raise fr 💔

i dont really think he and killer would be friends. maybe hesitant acquaintances..? idk i just dont think theyd vibe when theyre both reformed crazies (affectionate)

i could see him and dream going either way idk like they could be friends or dust couldn't give a gaf about him

he'd probably think dream is kind of annoying with all his hopefulness and joy and whimsey but he's also a certified hater so (so me coded)

"what's there to be happy about" my guy i PROMISE if you stop your edgelord shtick you can be happy too go frolic through a field

he's got hella one-sided beef with error ofc for destroying his world. he doesn't care if it was "falling apart" or if "his story was finished" maybe he could have found a way to bring everyone back

(no he couldnt but dont tell him that)

anyway yea he likes sitting on his porch with a cup of coffee in the morning and he likes yelling "GET OFF MY LAWN!!" at children and he probably plays poker at the bar like every thursday night and hes really fucking good at it.. suspiciously good

his crankiness captivates me...

walking thru the OT and you bump into this fuckass guy who's emotionally attached to wearing his hood up all the time and you always see him smoking whenever you catch a glimpse of him and sometimes you get to see his cute puppy

love at first sight... (you just wanted to pet his puppy)

guys with dogs get all the huzz trust (god why did i type that im cringing)

ok off topic. epic would def say huzz

"rizzing up the huzz 🤓👆" just take ur pants off bro.

OK SORRY i need to log off. (not going to) back to dust

HIS DOG IS SO CUTEEEEEE RHRGGGR sorry i cant stop thinking of him with a dog. it bowls him over when it senses an oncoming panic attack and just kinda lays on his chest and licks his face and digs in his pocket to pull put the tennis ball he keeps in there to distract him

its not actually like a fully trained service dog im ngl but its good at diverting his attention from the panic so. it works ig. man idk

uhm but yea good luck trying to romance him like i said he's hater and itll take a lot of effort

VERY slow burn

idk why im writing this as a little x reader

maybe because in my nonstop thoughts its all been self insert befriending/romancing this fucking loser

dude needs to work on himself before he can even think of romance. im so serious he'll have absolutely zero desire for a relationship until he's mentally stable enough.

he cant go getting attached to someone, especially a partner, if hes just going to go batshit again (his therapist is trying to convince him that wont happen. hes in a safe world. he isnt in danger. he can RELAX)

itll take YEARSSSSS before he's like actually feeling like a normal monster again. his sins weigh heavily on him, but he knows he cant change the past. he wouldn't be alive if he didsnt do what was necessary.

anyway hes real bad at romance when hes finally ready for that stage

like HORRIBLE

he has no fucking clue what the hell he should do. you'll have to hold his hand every damn step of the way.

hes probably freaky tho idk

he likes cuddling you tho. youre all warm and soft and when you lay on him its like a weighted blanket and very very soothing

his bones ache, a lot. so it feels nice.

run that man a nice warm bath with some nice smelling candles or smth and hell make out with you

man idk im literally jst yappin its 4:20 and jm fighting to keep my eyes open 😭😭 ill prob hate this jn the morning but idrc rn ok !!! desire toctalk about omega tlcdust is stranger thanxthe call of sleep

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV S2 Ep4 Musings - Loumand

Assad was NOT. PLAYING.

Put those village feeders AWAY, sir~! 😍 You look ready to start lactating, omg! Assad NEVER misses a day at the gym!

What happened to y'all being so in sync, fellas?

Armand seems WAY more delusional here than Louis, for once. Which is telling--Armand had long been "failing" to hold onto his coven, and his authority.

Louis reading about Death while his daughter's arguing for her life, I can't.

And this little shrug when Armand punished Claudia, omfg, he is giving weak-willed-mother-who-lets-the-mean-stepfather-run-roughshod-over-her-kids-cuz-the-peen-is-too-good-and-he-pays-all-the-bills.

So we go from Lestat's "the Meat" and Claudia's "Kill Juice" to Armand's "Cattle."

NGL, I'd be pissed if I was the coven, too. How you gon' have this dude sit there not needing to follow the rules, while all of us are stuck wearing clown makeup and having our makers killed cuz of your dumb rules?!

I REALLY like this mutinous angle AMC's using, fleshing out the tension in the coven more, cuz it really makes sense.

I get that Louis would want to be around, but omfg cut the umbilcal already! I agree with the coven: like, WHY are you there exactly? Not even the worst helicopter moms are allowed to sit in class with their kids all day, so wtf? And I agree that Armand needs to draw MUCH thicker lines in the sand. Coven business is coven business--if Louis' not gonna even be allowed to speak up in Claudia's defense, then he shouldn't be there at all. ESPECIALLY if he's gonna flaunt how much he doesn't GAF about their rules--their CULTURE.

Aw crap, you got the homie Estelle mad, too?!

You done effed up, Louis--that's the smile of a psychopath. XD

Oh, he's keeping SOMETHING tight, he ain't lyin! 😜

👀

LOUIS! The ONE time you should've lied, omfg! 🤦 It's called making a UNITED FRONT, ffs!

Louis said Hot Girl Summer--literally.

🔥🕯️ FIRE GIFT LOUIS THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ️‍🕯️🔥

Louis said it only works when he's PISSED OFF, OH LAAAWWWWD!

This bit scared the crap out of me--at first I was like the coven's gonna jump y'all in your skivvies!? 😂 Then I was like wait--was that a crew member?! How did y'all not catch that in post!?

And then it all became clear.

*crosses self* HISSSSS.

CLEARLY it's not "great," when your man's man is throwing shade at your whole setup in Louis' head. 😬 Armand, you're barking up the wrong Rebound Tree, my guy.

The face that launched 1000 undead theatre kids into a blazing inferno. THE Louis of Troy, yaaaas~!

MESSY QUEEN.

🔥 FIRE GIFT LOUIS LFG. ️‍🔥

And this is likely why Louis believes what Armand said about him teaching Lestat the Mind Gift, cuz Armand taught Louis the Fire Gift.

Oh trust, we know you do, Armand. But how much does LOUIS know? 👀 ESPECIALLY when he doesn't go on hunts with y'all.

This can only end well.... 😬😈

AMC knows what they're doing--you knooooow that would've hurt Les to his core, if he knew Lou said ILY to Armand after only 1.5 years, when he (allegedly) never said it once to Lestat in 30. U_U Cuz you don't effing deserve it yet, Lestat! It's no skin off Lou's back to say that to Armand, cuz he's not REALLY giving up anything. He's not joining their stupid coven, and he's fine with them killing him. But Lou admitting that he loves Lestat means he'd have to take accountability for his COMPLICITY in everything that went wrong in his life, and that he chose Lestat over his entire family, his religion, his self respect, his sanity, ALL of it, for some heinous blonde Frenchman, lord have mercy. 😔 It's a hard pill to swallow.

And he's REALLY in the deep end now, if he expects his imaginary (boy)friend to start keeping promises. 🤦

[bosherze]

Herzegovina head canons?

now this is something im more prepared for. Okay here we go

to me pretty much all of them are bisexual but Im still going to mention that. shes Bisexual

to me shes not related to croatia at all i just dont see that happening

I think she should be atleast a couple cm taller than enis because she deserves it. like 175 or something

muscles. She will always have abs and big arms (biceps ATLEAST) to me I just cannot imagine her NOT having those

says "boys will be boys" and laughs anytime Ilija tries to kill her husband

obviously not a housewife and everytime enis makes a mess she beats him into cleaning it up. Will never succumb to traditional gender roles

a little bit of freckles on her face but i imagine her having a lot of moles and stuff like that on her body

i love the whole "hits bosnia and he hits her back" thing tix made and I just think they throw plates and yell at eachother before you suddenly come back and see bosnia massaging her feet and watching tv together

folds ilija's school uniform and puts it on his bed every day no matter how much he insists he Knows how to get his own clothes out of his closet

also i imagine her having a little bit darker skin because out of everyone i think she's the most likely to spend time in the sun

I dont think she has an actual relationship with drazen . again I really have no clue why theyre related I just cant see them talking

Oh in another universe where shes not married to enis she'd definetely be with montenegro btw

I like that shes basically just described as Not quiet and Not respectful and i'll stick with that forever. was probably a tomboy with short hair who worked out 24/7 and dreamt of being a soldier

also in another universe Her and enis would Be Butch lesbian mechanics and dont question me on this one

I just really want her to be butch i think

Has a knife strapped to her leg And you can decide if its to beat her bitch husband Or just for protection

the type of person that has those "cigarettes and coffee" breakfasts

^ she does cook really good breakfast everyday and eats it with ilija and enis she just prefers to feel like a depressed auntie and have 3 coffees on her balcony while smoking a pack

i do feel like most nations outside the yugo ones would Kinda just not gaf about her And Go Like sorry what who are you again i thought i was going to see bosnia and herzegovina? like you know, enis? who are you?

i also feel like theres no one in yugotalia for her to even be friends with Like all this girl has is her husband and kid But i also cant think of any nations with really good relations to herzegovina specifically?

^ other than that i think she would be really good friends with monte. so she gets like. 3 people to hang out with.

wavy hair, not straight. but to be fair its probably like that from keeping it tied up all the time

she has those kinda eyes that have brown around the edges but green inside. if that makes sense

punches enis everytime he says something kinda misogynistic , like "make me some food"

^ and then she yells at him RESPECT YOUR WIFE BITCH IM NOT YOUR SERVANT until hes crying yes ma'am

i feel like shes more of a traditional music kinda gal but in my head she dances along to Dubioza Kolektiv everytime they come on

Look i do love bosherze but i dont imagine they wouldve canonically gotten married out of love for eachother. some like secret other reason that i cant think of or something. i just dont see her being attracted to that guy Ok?

but yk after some time she does actually become into him i just dont think thats why they originally got married

keeps a box full of old yugo and ottoman stuff , not for nostalgic reasons or anything she just thinks about the past a lot

maybe over half of these are not like .historically accurate or anything But this is just me coming up with stuff mainly based off her yugotalia personality

[annimator]

OH FUCK

(THAT NEW EPISODE WAS SOMETHING ALRIGHT. REACTION’S UNDER THE CUT)

• I never get old of hearing Trevek recap last episode together. IT’S SO CUTE

• “Lynda gets ostracized by the girls alliance, as a Ted wins an Oscar for guy pretending to care.” Damn, Derek saw through his bullshit

• “Jade found the idol after working with Spencer, who lost the Oscar for guy he’s gets around.” WHY DID TREVOR SHADE SPENCER LIKE THAT LMAO

• “And finally, Logan kissed a dude!” “What? Like it’s hard?” DEREK.

• NAH HE WAS DEFINITELY TEASING TREVOR CONSIDERING THE KISS THEY SHARED DURING ALL STARS (I was almost gonna say it was their first kiss, but I remembered their staff stories episode confirmed that they kissed on complete accident prior to season 1 lmao. Also their AS kiss was genuinely my favourite part of episode 18)

• Bye Amelie

• INTRO TIME WOOOOOOO

• WAIT NO HANNAH & TRISTAN ARE SAD FML

• Aw, Zaid’s comforting them

• YOOOO BENJI’S GETTING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

• “Try to find your peeps! Y’know, people you get along with; like me, Tristan, & Zaid!” I LOVE HOW IVY VIEWS THE THREE OF THEM AS BESITES

• “But here I am… a bottom.” ._.

• DIEGO WAS GONNA GIVE A MANGO TO ZAID ONLY TO IMMEDIATELY HAND IT OVER TO SPENCER AFTER HE SAID HE WAS HUNGRY LMAOOOOOOO

• also studyguide crumbs. pog

• “Are you two gonna…” “No! Oh god no, and never in a million years! I would kill my mother before-“ SPENCE YOU DID NOT HAVE TO EXAGGERATE LIKE THAT

• ALSO I SAW THAT ONE GREETING WHERE SPENCER WAS GETTING ALL FLUSTERED & SHIT OVER SOMEONE CALLING DIEGO HIS BOYFRIEND. “PURELY PLATONIC” MY ASS YA FUCKING NERD, I’VE SEEN & READ A BUNCH OF GAY SHIT (/pos) TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING-

• Oooooo Benji’s snooping on their convoooo

• This fucking dork’s praising himself. look at him go :D

• Man, Jade & Diego’s convo about how this game fucks with relationships is giving me flashbacks to prior seasons

• “The stress of this game strains relationships. We seen it before!” *cough* conriya (/j)

• Aight, look like Diego won’t be- ah fuck Benji ruined it lmao

• Yeah, Spencer’s pissed lmao

• OMG IT’S THE ZAIVY MOMENT FROM THE SEASON TRAILER

• off topic-ish, but I noticed that most of the hetero OTPs I have are definitely… interesting. Like yeah there’s Zaivy & Taoelle (Heartstopper is genuinely one of my favourite graphic novel series/webcomics/tv shows btw), but the other two I can list from the top of my head rn is a Giant girl & a Fairy king, and a sentient fire & leaf.

• Also Ivy’s swimsuit is probably my favourite one from this season

• THEY LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER WTF

• Oh, so he’s gonna catch the crab & cook it. My dumbass thought he was gonna scare it before someone corrected me in my askbox back when I dropped my season trailer post lol

• Tristan appearance :D

• THE CRAB FLIPPED THEM OFF? LMAO

• The boys are plotting shit

• Richard making Logan integrate with the girls because he’s the youngest of the three of them makes sense tbh, I don’t feel like watching any “fellow kids” shit lmao

• Not Richard full-naming Ted like that

• NATALIA’S TEASING LOGAN ABOUT THAT KISS LMAO

• Marissa, you’re doing great sweetie

• wlw & mlm solidarity, nice >:3

• Uh oh, Lynda’s pissed

• Aw, Richard’s talking about his family :D

• Lynda is there smth u wanna share with the class? wdym you don’t get that Richard’s married to another man >:(

• “People are gay Lynda.” WAIT I KNOW THE MEME POST THIS QUOTE IS BASED OFF OF LMAO

• THE OLD PEOPLE ARE FIGHTINGGGGGGG

• “Well! I’m fucked!” LMAOOO

• Hannah’s still sad :(

• None of the Blue team members gaf about Amelie being eliminated lol

• WHY DOES TREVEK LOOK SO SILLY WITH THOSE HUNTER HATS ON. I LOVE THEM

• I love how Tristan doesn’t look like he put any face paint on compared to everyone else with the clown makeup lol

• YOOOO HANNAH’S CRACKED AT ARCHERY THAT’S AWESOME

•ofc Anastasia hates the clown makeup

• “We’ll give the prey a 30 second head-start! Something they will desperately need, especially when they find out that their time has already started once I started talking!” “…” “I mean it! Go!” comedy gold right here lol

• THE OLD PEOPLE ARE STILL FIGHTINGGGGG

• Richard intentionally made Lynda get caught lmao

• TRISTAN’S TEASING ZAID ABOUT IVY LMAO

• “You can deny it all you want, but I see your face and it is mad red!” I LOVE HOW RELATABLE TRISTAN IS TO ME

• YOOO MORE ANARISSA CRUMBS :DDDDD

• “Ugh, don’t tell me it’s Lynda’s bullshit again.” Damn, she fucking hates that old lady

• WAIT SPENCER WAS THE MF THAT THREW THE BASKETBALL AT ISABEL’S FACE?!

• I love how Natalia immediately fired back at Spencer after that.

• HELP BENJI & SPENCER ARE SHIT-TALKING EACH OTHER’S GLASSES LENSES LMAO

• I love Hannah talking about her mom in a positive light :D

• “I’d like to have some words with her.” …who’s gonna tell him

• “Hannah, I’m joking! If I meet her, I promise I’ll be nice!” “Wish you could…” OW

• “You’d really like him mom.” I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

• how the fuck did Logan manage to barricade him self in a whole-ass bottle barricade cylinder thingy

• DAMN WHY WAS THIS PART SO FUCKING DRAMATIC (/pos)

• THE ANIMATORS REALLY DECIDED TO MAKE THE PART WHERE TRISTAN GETS SHOT BY TED SLOW MOTION, AND TRISTAN OVER-DRAMATICALLY TOLD ZAID TO CARRY ON BEFORE TED IMMEDIATELY SHOT HIM AFTER THEY FINISHED TALKING LMAOOOOO

• Oooh first greetings promo :D

• also, Jayce sounds so different when he’s not voicing Tom

• “They can give you words of wisdom, sing you a song, or give you their credit card information!” LMAOOO

• THE OLD PEOPLE ARE STILL FIGHTINGGGGGG

• God tier voice acting from Ted’s VA btw. That man has bills to pay

• oh shit, I recognize that somber background music

• Hannah was reminded of her mom’s death when Amelie got booted out because she lost the both of them so soon in her perspective FAWK

• “But you not alone, and it’s a game! There’s no goodbyes, only see you laters! So make sure you do them proud, alright?” That’s some good wisdom right there Diego, the fandom will NEVER make me hate you

• FUCK YEAH HANNAH AIMED THE WINNING SHOT. SHE ATE

• Derek asked Spencer on where he hid since he & Trevor wanted to know, only to cut him off lmao

• Ah fuck, Blue Teams UFA… I am NOT gonna finish this episode upset cause I love the entire team… and also Lynda

• Wait the girls wanna vote for Richard? :(

• nvm they said they’re voting for Ted when Logan dipped

• Oh shit, Isabel’s getting strategic by mentioning the chance that Logan could snitch to the others, and if someone might play the idol. Almost made me forget she got one in Ep 2

• “Logan’s a boy, Anastasia’s a girl. I need to nip this OBVIOUS romance!” Jokes on you Lynda, it’s heavily implied that Anastasia’s a lesbian. Also Logan’s totally bi

• Aw Natalia feels bad for playing with Logan

• Logan’s struggling :(

• “The vote is nigh! Time to say goodbye! Did’ya like that one Derek? Thought of that by myself!” MY GOD THESE HOMOSEXUALS

• TREVOR WAS NUDGING DEREK, AND HIS BISEXUAL ASS WAS STARING AT HIM WHILE HE WAS DOING THAT. (oh ye, both of them were confirmed to be bi btw :p)

• THE GUYS (& Lynda lol) WANNA VOTE OUT ANASTASIA?! THINK OF THE YURI PLOT /j

• oh shit wait

• WAIT

• HE’S GETTING VOTED OUT THIS EARLY?!

• ok it’s fine. IT’S FINEEEEE

• HE’LL TOTALLY REJOIN. TRUST ME

• WAIT LOGAN TURNED ON THEM BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO VOTE FOR ANASTASIA

• OMG RICHARD’S PISSED I HATE IT HERE ;-;

• “Never bet on black? More like never bet on BLUE!” OW

• Ted’s face immediately going from upset to sad once it cuts to him riding the boat genuinely made me sad. I thought the concept of him being a pro poker player was interesting, and once the auditions dropped, I started rooting for him (and also the rest of the cast). so this SUCKS

• Also I just realized both of the blue team eliminations so far ended with Logan feeling sad/guilty. When Alessio left he was sad because everyone voted him out for keeping to himself (and also I’d cry too after hearing his last monologue tbh), and now’s he sad because he realized the girls played him like a fiddle

• Marissa wants to try & bring Lynda back into the alliance? Good luck with that

• Yeah all in all, pretty great episode! Shipping crumbs were great, especially with Zaivy, Hannah got a moment in the spotlight, and I actually kinda liked how Ted’s elimination was played out despite the fact that I’m still kinda upset over it!

• The season as a whole’s been pretty great now that I think about it :D

• Also now that we’re a couple episode in, I’ll now be ranking the eliminated contestants on how sad I was when they got booted!

3) Amelie

2) Ted

1) Alessio (what were you expecting? I WANTED HIM TO BEAT THE FIRST BOOT ALLEGATIONS!)

• WAIT I JUST REALIZED TED GOT HIT WITH THE GIFT OF PROPHECY

• HE SAID THAT HE WAS FUCKED IN THAT CUTAWAY PROBABLY AS A JOKE OR SOME SHIT, AND HE ENDED UP GETTING ELIMINATED

• SUBTLE FORESHADOWING I GUESS?????

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Human! Michael myers hcs (based on my au)

so i think human! michael prob ends up attracting a lot of girls, as seen in one of the movies a girl on the radio's actually attracted to him lol (it's cuz he's so "mysterious" so i'd think he'd have the same charm here)

i also think human michael had average grades in hs, like c's n all

alot of people think he's attractive, but are too intimidated to talk to him, and thinks it sucks he has no personality

if u think he talks here ur WRONGGG!!! i like to think he's selectively mute. but the chances he speaks to anyone is 0 to 0. (i'm sorry but it irks me when people make him speak)

tbh, i feel like michael doesn't rlly gaf abt his other family members or anyone at all in general hes kind of js in his little headspace

with laurie/cynthia he might disapprove of her having a bf, or he'll js not gaf.

he's aroace, he just doesn't know it. i like to think michael doesn't see gender and just sees people for what they are- meat and flesh but he doesn't terrorize him like his counterpart.

michael was probably compared to the other kids his age when he was younger, but didn't care

when he was younger, people thought he was a sociopath because of his lack of empathy and care for others. (he is)

he had therapy once, and that's how he met Dr. loomis. it didn't go well since he remained unresponsive. michael isn't all into the thought of telling a stranger ur problems lol

michael had no friends growing up, bc of how intimidating he came off, some kids also thought he was strange

people always thinks he's upset or mad at someone or something because of his facial expression 24/7 (it's his normal face)

he's autistic,,, he does fixate on people (otherwise known as his obsessions) that eventually transfers, his lack of empathy, the non verbalism

michael's very smart and strategic, generally speaking. he just doesn't present it around people as much so people think he's harmless or just dumb

when he was younger, he did hurt animals but it never reached to the extent of hurting people. he eventually grew out of it when he became a teenager

the only way he ever expressed himself as a child was because of his drawings as a kid. he used to draw disturbing things time to time though, because of his thoughts troubling him. it kind of served as an outlet or a physical manifestation of the things he thought

he does have dark thoughts/intrusive thoughts but doesn't act them out.

alike his counterpart, he probably did get thoughts about killing judith but like i said, didn't act them out!!

alot of people think michael's a cat person but personally i don't. generally speaking i think he doesn't like house pets at all, he thinks they're excess (too loud and too much work to take care of) however he wouldn't mind cats as much as dogs since they aren't as loud and occasionally clean themselves.

as a kid, he was left in a daycare, or occasionally judith had to watch after him, but she never did. he was left at a daycare sometimes because his parents would work so late.

he still doesn't like judith. even as adults they don't get along. he thinks she's annoying lol

i like to think his parents got him alot of clown themed toys, such as a jack in the box and etc bc they thought he liked clowns

michael used to use judith's and their mothers makeup for his drawings, or would go to judith's room to steal any crayons or coloring supplies she'd probably have.

michael's a stay at home guy, going out is too draining tbh :(

he doesn't like family dinners either. he's not very fond of his family (even as a kid)

when michael's older he becomes a mechanic.. i like to think it would js stay true to his counterpart with the coveralls n all, + i can't imagine him being a bigshot doctor or something. he js does something basic

he's very careless when it comes to his job, though. which is why his eye is still scarred lol

he has a huge pain tolerance though. he probably got hurt alot as a kid and can just brush it off. most he'll do in reaction to being wounded is getting irked because his actions are limited to an extent

michael's a very messy eater. even though he may be more civilized here, he won't hesitate to eat his food, hands on. (he knows how to use utensils, he just thinks it's tedious.)

that's it guys, lolsies!!! i have alot more to rant about him but this is all for now lolll