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Healing takes time, like planning to inaugurate new establishments on the town. 🐱🇺🇸
#dialtown#mayor mingus#norm allen#paper bag man#his blush is out of limits!#he ain't paying attention tho#his ass is not listening!!!#what is she yapping about?#cutting taxes again?#maybe#maybe not#cat girl#corrupt#even
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i’m getting Bowser’s inside story & Bowser Junior’s Journey for christmas and have been reading up on the dialogue—i have absolutely no clue what happens but the tutorial is nice
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#my art#mario#super mario bros#koopalings#not a ship#bowser jr#ludwig von koopa#mario koopalings#bowser’s inside story#bowser’s inside story + bowser jr’s journey#bowser jr’s journey#his ass is NOT listening!!!#anatomy is a little wonky my apologies#my back hates me#goodnight
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finished season 2 and decided to immediately cope by drawing gay people im devastated
#brett inside job#andre inside job#inside job fanart#inside job netflix#inside job#andre lee#brett hand#dr andre lee#dr andre#brandre#andrett#andre x brett#brett x andre#his ass is NOT listening!!!#maracca's art
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July is Disability Pride month!
Auditory processing disorder is a disability. Did you know? Symptoms overlap with other diagnoses such as ADHD and learning or language disorders, and many with autism also have one of these diagnoses.
[ID: A gray and white cat lying down. It gazes at the camera. A pair of headphones are positioned on its head.]
#his ass is NOT listening!!!#this is also a disorder i have :]#auditory processing disorder#disability pride month#cats#generated cats#ai generated#ai#ai photography
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Fiddauthor divorce arc speedrun <3
After 30 years of searching for his lost brother through demonic rituals and summonings, Ford has become a bit of a notorious demon collector over the years. He's made a LOT of deals with MANY different demons over the years; from minor and harmless little entities to big and powerful overlords. Most of the time, these deals aren't really a one-way situation, so a lot of demons have a strong grip on him just as much as he does on them. It often ends up being a mutual sort of destruction, as in: "I know I'm but a mere mortal trifling with things I couldn't begin to fathom, and I know you will destroy me eventually; but I don't care as long as I get to destroy you too." He just needs to live long enough to find his brother.
The red hands are essentially pieces of himself (his soul, you could say??) that he wields as his method of restraint to the demons he has "tamed" so far. They act as a leash to contain each demons' powers, and he can loosen or tighten his hold on them as much as he wants. The number of hands required to contain a demon really depends on their individual strengths, but 3-4 hands are already very energy consuming.
YES, I gave all of his demons stupid names. SUE ME.
#been listening to a lot of lady gaga these days so this happened#my art#gravity falls#gravity falls au#Ford and Fiddleford beat each other's ass over 30 year feud- 40k caught on camera#Fiddleford goes to jail for being a cult leader- disruption of peace and kidnapping after the fight <3 he's in his flop era#they both suck- Im sorry- I can't make morally pure characters they need to be GREY and SUCK JUST A LITTLE BIT#it's part of the fun!!#i have so much to say about this AU but I cant verbalise all of it so y'all have to be patient with me alr#ford pines#grunkle ford#stanford pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#tw scopophobia
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evan kelmp, number one sam black stan
#WHEN HIS GIRL TALKS YOUR ASS LISTENS!!!!!#evan kelmp#sam britain#evsam#mismag 2#mismag spoilers#misfits and magic
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do you finally see me?
#LOTUS ALIEN STAGE ART FINALLY WHO CHEERED ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️#i cried so hard coloring this im never doing cool colors again this hurt me more than round 6#i listened to cure and i want you on like a six hour loop while drawing this i fear i'm not ok#oh also i have no idea what till's supposed to look like bc i couldn't be bothered to pull up a ref so if that doesn't look like him my b#all i know is his hair is gray and that's about it 💀💀💀💀💀#anyway mmm doomed by the narrative unrequited yaoi you KNOW i'm devouring that up#so glad they're reunited in heaven finally ♥️#luka next!! (i want his ass DEAD.)#alien stage#alnst#alnst ivan#alnst till#ivantill#round 6#vivinos#lotus draws
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So the 141 are obviously not telling anyone in their personal lives about the team. So it's not like you fucking knew John Price was Simon Riley's Captain when you started dating him. Imagine your surprise when you are enjoying a nice chat with your boyfriend at his work and your ex-husband walks in to talk to his Captain :')
#mhairidrabbles#you bet your ass it was a messy af divorce#Price has literally sat with Ghost and listened to how much of a bitch his ex is#he had no idea this was the ex
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Hand placement✨✨✨
#my art#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#erik lensherr x charles xavier#x men first class#x men fanart#digital art#his ass is NOT listening ‼️‼️#leaned more into purple hues this time#kinda made them look like they r in prom lolll#unintentional but it reminds me of that kinda lighting yk
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bro was not having ANY of it this ep
#fantasy high#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#angry gorgug i will always support u#dimension 20 fanart#d20#fhjy#guys listen the energy this ep was so crazy#him oinking at a cop like. so true get his ass !!#my art
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well look who's back
this thing
#tmp#tmp spoilers#the magnus protocol#jonathan sims#despite my silence on it yes yes i have been listening to tmp#me and my dad listen as soon as a new ep drops#then we theorize together#cw eyes#fr tho whythe hell did his ass scream ? ? no reason for all that#back to magnusing it up yall
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DC actually having a good Dick post based on a TikTok trend.
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im starting to realize just how much of my art of the boys, but especially Moon, is just "pov his ass is NOT listening" with them giving the biggest stupidest puppylove eyes in existence and y'know what. i gotta wonder, maybe this is it. my biological niche. my Place In The Grand Scheme. and y'know what i ain't even upset
#bones of a rabbit#it was in reality not fine fic#bones of a rabbit fic#not fine fic#doodles#fnaf fanfic#sketches#fnaf au#fnaf moon#fnaf moon x reader#fnaf dca#dca fandom#soft moon supremacy#soft moon#pov his ass is not listening#heart eyes momence#stream art#forgive the weird perspective n what not i drew this without any guides or nothin#freehanding is great when ur an impatient mf but also the worst when u nitpick ur own garbage lmaoooo
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i apologize for putting Ingo into the hands of this creechur, but i greatly enjoy giving Giratina "pet with something it shouldnt have in its mouth" energy
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#submas#pokemon ingo#subway boss ingo#giratina#volo pokemon#pokemon#volo#icys drawings and doodles#drawings?? two days in a row???#only because these guys' base sketches were in the same file as the zoroarks lmao#im so sorry ingo#i really am#at least it listened and dropped him eventually#after chewing up his memories a bit i guess#gods got you down? path of solitude his ass
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*during get in the water*
odysseus: aren't you tired poseidon, it's been 10 years!
odysseus: maybe you could learn to forgive~
poseidon:
poseidon: oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”
poseidon: but when i do it, i'm “petty” and “need to let it go”
poseidon: no.
poseidon: *activates his ultimate god move: shatter the ocean*
odysseus: uhhh...there are other ways of persuasio- *drowns*
#top 10 moments before disaster#disaster for poseidon that is#listen i felt bad after all my posts of having poseidon get his ass beat#but come poseidon#ody was offering you a olive branch here#bet you're wishing you'd let it go now#while in apollo's olympus infirmary#epic: the vengeance saga#poseidon epic#poseidon epic the musical#epic odysseus#epic: the musical#epic the vengeance saga spoilers#epic the musical spoilers#manwhore au#? i guess
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More slime ranchers
Tango keeps trying to convince Jimmy that petting all the slimes is important for science (it is not)
#his ass is not listening#slime ranchers au#rancher duo#jimmy solidarity#tangotek#jimmy solidarity fanart#tangotek fanart#trafficshipping#cw injury#← mostly covered but wanna be safe#jayart
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