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Chaos Dad is fiesty this morning!
Source: David Jenkins Twitter
#david jenkins#proud pirate dad#ofmd#our flag means death#chaos dad#hink honk#its honk o clock babes
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#wink wonk hink honk... plink plonk? IDK where I was going with this one#reaction image#reaction meme#daily reaction images#image mood: I am so great
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I am . Completely normal about Mei <3
REUQESTS R OPEN I DO OC X CANON ALONG OTHER STUFF !! Will head to bed rn and do them all in the morning :33 plsss send me some !
[Marek, the oc, uses she/he pronouns. Please remain respectful of this!]
#god.ilove mei !!!!!!!!!!#MEEII!!!#“will do them all in the.mornimg” acting like ill g3t any requests#i rlly do hope i do </3 pls send me requests#also would be cool if you specified lmk style or just my normal one#check out my pinned 4 rules !#im so desperat e 4 requests . please#lmk#lmk oc#lmk sona#lego monkie kid oc#oc x canon#lmk mei#mei x oc#oc: Marek lmk#malik's art#ohmy hod i gotta give them a ship name#ill think about it later#ok.goodnight everyone#honk shoo hink shoooo#grapefruitshipping
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*turns to câmera*
Hey there! It's the "friendlly" paralisis demon here again!
*pins William on the bed and stares at him with empty eyes*
į̴̭̈́͊͘t̶͔̀̌͌͂͋̀'̴̧̱̘͈̬̹̾̓̍͆̂̈̔̽ŝ̵̩͎̪̬̀̓̒͝ ̵̠͎̟̀̒̀͋̆͠a̶̢̡̱͙̼̙̖̾̈́̃̍́̌̓l̷̬̺̰͈͍͕̦͒ļ̷̤͚̱̈̂̐̿͝ ̶̯͙̖͈̥̼̝̩̋̐͋͝y̸̢̧̤̗͉̝͗̓̈̿̓͝ö̸̡̖̪̟́͌̈́̔́̇͘͝ŭ̴͔̪͈̰̻͙̎̒̿́͐̚͜͝ŗ̷̗̲̙̪̦͔̬͒̾͐͗ ̶̛̙̠̈́̇̏̔f̵̬̗͒̍̀̈́̃̈́̓͗ȃ̷̳͎̙̫͇̉͘u̴̬̻̱̯̯̗͑̉̏͐l̵̢̨̤̥͖̮͑̃͒͜͜t̷͇̙̬̣̱̞̼̖͒
í̷̧̿t̴̢̙̽'̴̥͆ṡ̸͔ ̷͚̅a̷͇̱̓ľ̸̙l̶͓̫͌ ̵̯̜̓̕y̷͎̹͑̊ǒ̶̙̚u̴͕͂r̵̬͙̉ ̶̣̻͝f̵̦̽ä̶̭̼̔ú̵͚̠l̷͖̑̐t̷͈̕͝
i̸t̷'̷s̷ ̵a̵l̵l̸ ̴y̶o̸u̵r̵ ̸f̶a̶u̴l̶t̶
it's all your fault.
How does it feel to see karma affecting not you, but the ones close to you for the grander plan's amusement?
I could give you a wish for your soul~
Maybe to protect someone? Hahahahahah we all know that's not what you would wish for!
Y̴̨̡̛̤͓͗̀̅̊̅̽̓͘o̶̫͕͇̱̙̙̞̓͛͜ư̴̩̻̺̯̣͙̱̪̜͔̔̇̂̚ ̴̧̙̠͇̭̈́m̸̨̯̦̰̃́̆̇̓̈́͝à̴̡̬̊̈̎͆k̸̢̺̩̩̖̓̎̂́e̵͙̠͈̻̓̈́̑͘͜ ̴̺̙̹͌͛͒̃̊ͅm̵̡̢̥̥̻̞̟̰̭̊̈́͜ę̴͎́̇̇ ̸͊̈́̓��̣̓͐̌ṥ̴̨̹̼̤͙̘̤̫̫̤̾͌̌̀̑͝i̶̛͈̜̲̦̗͉͌̉̆̍̆̕͜͝ͅĉ̶̢̜̅͂̓̅̈́͆̍̚k̸̦̠̳̬̻̳̄̋̀̐̋͒̀͝
But I know in the future a way more beneficial deal for me will appear!
*they boop William's nose*
Remember me when death comes to claim your soul! I love messing with the guy~
*collapses in itself like a empty burned tree, dissapearing with only smell or rust and burned wood left*
[He springs up like a child after a horrid night terror. His head flips left to right. William let out a deep sigh. Sleep paralysis, night terrors, horrid thoughts. He can only assume this is because of the recent events. Michael was already torn up over Evan's death, and now he's loosing sleep over Elizabeth's disappearance. He'd spent the days hanging up missing posters. William wondered, though a horrible thing, how much Michael would sob if he saw, or merely knew what William did. His head snaps back to his hands. What he did. His hands shake. He's done awful things. Awful things. He gets out of bed. He's been putting this off for too long, out of fear maybe? Whatever the matter, he needs to find Elizabeth.]
Wh- what are you doing, William? -Clara Afton
I'm-
Don't say going to work. It'd the middle of the night!
I'll be back.
William-! [He walks out the door and leaves.] Oh for fucks sake!
#fnaf#ask blog#ask#ask the aftons#william afton#ask william afton#Hmm what should i tag this demon friend as#Hmmmm#I dunno#ALSO THE FORMATTING LOOKS REALLY COOL ON MY END WOA#I WISH I COULDA GOTTEN TO THIS SOONER BUT OMFG IM SO SLEEPY#WHEN I FINISH WRITING THIS ITS PROBABLG HINK SHOO HONK SHOO MIMIMIMI FOR ME TBH#Also i realize i use a different way of speakimg every time i do it#Huh#Is this good im so fkin tired#Aether
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okokoko im going sleepy mode goondihgt
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nnnnnnNNNOPE migraine is still here im calling it for the night
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IT'S SLOWHOG - IT'S THE BOY
Slowhog is a gag fakemon whose stats are bad and movepool is bad and is bad. I love him. His lore is that he's highly edible, slow and weak. A slug/pig that recovers from steak being carved off it without issue. I want a plushie of him. The shiny version of him is green.
I decided he needed to be explored in every way and typed him out like an eeveelution.
Porkpast was well received.
I know I did well when people pointed to each one and said it was slept on. Google 'Velvet Worm' and 'Sea pig'.
Having done all the types I moved onto Pre-evolutions.
Brekkie won hands down, I'm sorry P-Flop lovers but there you are. It's shiny would also be green. The Progress of: Brekkie -> Slowhog -> Porkpast is the correct line as it's: Breakfast -> Lunch -> Digestion Digestion is also Dinner but lunch is haunting you.
The Hogly Trinity
The Devs mentioned adding a new 'Strange' Type in the next update, which gave me something to new Hog with
This satisfied me at the time.
Running out of Hogs to Pork Post with I moved on to special forms. His Oinks will save us from the Kaiju.
Lack of new Hog made me plyable in my morals and I made meme material with him.
'Hogchamp' is now a server emote.
At this point someone in the discord posted a Slowhog made in SPORE which I grasped onto as a new hog to draw. I was grateful for this.
Next came Pride Month, which is a time we draw Slowhog.
Obviously. This is Pridehog and it's shiny version. You did not need me to tell you this.
It had been a while since I had hogged. I awoke from a dream about pork and sketched this out on a loose sheet of Clipstudio raster layer I had laying next to my bed. This is a sound type, I think. I imagine hell sounds like this at all times, except when you say something embarrassing, at which point it all cuts out and everyone looks at you condescending.
hink honk, honk, hinkhink honk - it went I tried to ignore it but the next dream told me I was 'needed'. I woke up uncomfortable and bussed into to the Sex Factory, where I work. My eyes were bleary after my shift (which I can't describe due to Tumblr's tos) and I stared at one of those bus seat patterns like you remember from school trips. I thought I was going mad. I took a picture.
"Do you see this?" I asked the tall and busty woman who kept dropping her keys and saying whoops and bending over in front of me. The other woman who had her keys on a loop through her jeans kept staring at her, assumably in dismay at her lack of practical key handling. "Huh?" She said. "Sorry about my keys they-" I snapped my fingers rudely (I was scared) "Do you see that Pink pattern on the bus seats?" She looked confused and dropped her keys again. "No? They're fully blue." I looked back at the seats, they were fully blue. The picture on the digital camera I carry with me as an ironic anachronism displayed the slowhog pattern in full. I got off the bus and decided to draw some details on the Slowhog Evolutions.
You can also get Porkpast by inflating Hogone enough. You can't inflate Porkpast though, he's a ghost.
I felt refreshed, cleansed. But also a touch greasy. I had another dream, but this time the dream creature was a dog who spoke in polish and I realised I was just unhealthily sleep deprived.
Thank you for reading.
Why not download Pokemon Quarantine Crystal for SameBoy or other good Emulators? Perhaps join the discord too. It's fun.
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fuckin ell i think im the goose
Can I have tips for the untitled goose?;
tips for the untitled goose!
pt: tips for the untitled goose! end pt
play your source/media!
wear lots of whites!
play silly pranks on (consenting) people!
be chaotic, unpredictable, and spontaneous!
allow yourself to be safely impulsive!
do some fun quacking vocals/stims!
make/commission a kin mask!
create to-do lists!
listen to the soundtrack for the untitled goose game!
hope these help!
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[ID in alt!]
#fUCK#goosekin#goose therian#goose kin#untitled goose kin#videogamekin#video game kin#birdhearted#bird therian#birdkin#aviankin#avian kin#fictionkith#fictive#fictionkind#fictionkin#avian therian#otherhearted#otherkin community#alterhuman community#alterhuman#nonhuman#otherfolk#otherkin#otherkinity#nonhumanity#non human#otherkith#hink#honk
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Humans always complain when we wake them up every morning screaming, fly in front of their cars while they’re on the motor way, poop on their windows, run after them making noises, intimidate them on a daily basis and steal food from their kids but I can see through the act. Oh yeah, you really can’t stand us wink wink. You’d be a mess without us. SKWAWWWK COOoOoO CoOoO CAW CAW HONK HInk
You’re welcome bitch man.
#morbid's memes#bird theriotype#nonhuman#otherkin#therian#morbid midnight#therianthropy#therian things#alterhuman#memes#therian memes#nonhuman memes#shit posting#bin chicken#pigeon#birds#funny birds
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Ok goosenight hink shoo honk shoo mimimimi
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BADONKADONK IS ASS!!!
NOOO IT IS NOT ITS HIS PENIS CUZ IT GOES HONK HINK KIKE DONK DONK DUH
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It hits them square in the face, but they manage to catch it, soon filling it up with water and throwing it- and the container- into the fire.
Miraculously, it’s calmed down; the only sign of the fire being the slight embers dancing around the kitchen.
Genya crouches down, looking into the oven.
…the brownies are still intact.
They don’t look burnt at all; in fact, they look delicious.
Genya can only blankly stare at the brownies, wondering how the FUCK this happened.
[from @givemeyourbonesandorgans ]
“‘Nemi. Let’s bake.”
Staring at their older brother with blank eyes, Genya holds up a brownie mix.
Bake?
*he stares back at Genya*
*after a few minutes, he sighs*
Okay fine.
#YES#THANK YOU#YOU GET IT#honk honk honk#honk#for some reason when I type in ‘honk’ it always autocorrects to ‘hink’#it’s weird
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Have you seen this walrus!? It crawled into my brain and I think IM GOING INSANE *twitch, giggles to self*
hink honk, boink, I'm definitely fine! How do you get a walrus out of your brain HEHEHE
...I do not think I understand.
#loki laufeyson#marvel#loki#marvel cinematic universe#mcu#loki laufeychild#loki odinson#marvel mcu#loki series#loki tv
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hink shu honk mumaumu
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hink honk
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heehee. you’re purring
>he’s never gonna let that go is he
>kisses vamp on the cheek
i am bored. mage. tobias. fiance. royal kitty cat talk to me
,,vamp its. 1am
#ON MY KNEES SOBBING /OH SO VERY VERY POS#xeya theres. more#i want to type honk shoo hink shoo so fucking bad
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