#hindi is such a cute language omg

[writers-potion]

International Slang, Slang, Slang!

I'm sharing this list of slang in different languages (English, British English, French, Spanish, Italian, Japanese, Malaysian, Russian, Hindi) to use for dialogue:

English Slang

LOL = laugh out loud

OMG = oh my god

Noob = newbie

LMAO = laught my ass off

SFW = Safe work work

HMB = hit me back

XOXO = hugs and kisses

Txt = text

msg = message

cuz = because

kinda = kind of

outta = out of

'bout = about

C'mon = come on

'em = them

lil = little

lotsa = lots of

nope/nah = no

wanna = want to

dunno = don't know

lemme = let me

TBH = to be honest

gotcha = have got you

jack around = waste time

jillion = an immense number

nuke = destroy, delete

bushed = extremely tired

fab = fabulous

chicken = coward

grabbers = hands

grub = food

vanilla = plain

peanuts = very little money

British English Slang

skive = lazy or avoid doing something

knackered = tired

nicked = stolen

bugger = jerk

zed = equivalent to zzzzzz

nosh = food

dog's bollocks = awesome

bog roll = toliet paper

nutter = crazy person

punter = customer/prostitute's client

fiver = 5 euros

toff = upper class person

taking the piss = screwing around

pissed = drunk

wonky = not right

gutted = devastated

Tosser = idiot

Cock-up = screw up

Bloody = damn

Wanker = idiot

Fancy = like

Lost the plot = gone crazy

Kip = sleep or nap

Bee's knees = awesome

Dodgy = suspicious

Wicked = cool!

Know your onions = knowledgeable

Chuffed = proud

Bespoke = custom made

Give you a bell = call you

Hoover = vacuum

Tad = little bit

French Slang

Spanish Slang

Tu (me) fair chier) = (literally: you make me

shit) You are pissing me off

Ca me saoule = I'm sick of this

J'en ai ras le cul = I'm sick of this

Fringues = clothes

Grailler = to buy/steal/take/eat

Crever = to die

Crevant = exhausting

Gerber = to throw up

Defonce = stoned

Glander = to procrastinate/to do nothing/to

lay around

Va craver = go die

J'ai la dalle = I'm hungry

Avoir la flemme = not wanting to do

something

Japanese Slang

Tio = dude or guy

Guay = cool/great

Currar = to work

Fome = boring

Value = okay or sure

Colega = buddy or friend

Pasta = moneu

Majo = nice or friendly

Flipar = to be shocked

Bocachancla = gossip

Raro - weird

Papear = to eat

Resaca = hangover

Plomazo = boring

Loco = crazy

Chafa = Lame

Baka (ばか) = Stupid or idiot.

Bucchake (ぶっちゃけ) = To be honest or frank.

Chiruru (チルる) = To chill or relax.

Chō (超) = Very.

Dame (だめ) = No good or not allowed.

Dasai (ダサい) = Uncool or out of style.

Disuru (ディスる) = To disrespect or talk down about someone.

Egui (えぐい) = Awesome or incredible.

Gachi (ガチ) = Serious or real.

Ganba (がんば) = A short version of “ganbatte,” meaning “do your best” or “good luck.”

Guguru (ググる) = To Google something.

Gyaru (ギャル) = A fashion-conscious young lady with tanned skin and long nails.

Honto (ほんと ) = Really or for real.

Ii kanji (いい感じ) = To have a good vibe or feeling about something.

JK = High school girl.

Kimoi (キモい) = Creepy or gross.

Kira kira (キラキラ) = Sparkling, cute, or beautiful.

Kireru (キレる) = To snap or lose your temper.

Maji (マジ) = Seriously or really.

Moteru (モテる) = To be popular or attractive.

Mukatsuku (むかつく) = To be irritated.

Nampa (ナンパ) = To chat or pick someone up.

Sugoi (すごい) = Amazing or incredible.

Uzai (うざい) = Another word for annoying.

Wakannai (わかんない) = I don’t know.

Yabai (ヤバい) = Anything from “awesome” to “oh no.”

Russian Slang

Долбоеб (dolboyob_) = Fool, Idiot

Иди на хуй (idi na hui) = F*ck yourself

Сволочь (svo lach’) = Trash, Scum, Jerk

Жопа (zho pa) = Brat (typically used towards children)

Гавно (gav no) = Sh!t (used more when speaking to yourself rather than to insult someone)

лох (loh) = Stupid, Idiot, Sucker

Гандон (gan don) = Condom (Whilst calling someone a condom in English is just not a thing, it’s quite common in Russia. Used to refer to someone weak or just plain irritating)

Чушь собачья (chush’ sobach’ya) = Bullsh!tter

Malaysian Slang

Трахни тебя (trakhni tebya) = F*ck You

Ти дегхенераат (ti degheneraat) = You’re a degenerate

Отыебис от меныа! (otyebis ot menya!) = Move your ass / Get the f*ck away

чертовски дно (chertovski dno) = F*cking bottom (would be used when referring to hitting rock bottom.)

Bo jio = use when referring to friend who didn't invite them to a gathering (e.g. 'why you bo jio?)

Ýum cha = hang out over drinks or food at local coffee shops

belanja = I got you covered

Potong Stim = killjoy

Boss = waiters refer to their cusomters as boss, and customers call out for waiters using the same term!

Tapau/Bungkus = take-away

Ang Moh/Mat Salleh = "Western foreigners"

Kantoi = being cuaght red handed

Paiseh = shy or embarrased

Walao Eh! = brother

Macha = good friends (equivalent to "fam" in English)

Alamak! = shock, surprise, or frustration (punctuate with 'face palm' for dramatic effect)

Lah = This one really has no meaning, used to add "emphasis" and "flavor" to sentences. It is rather addictive...

Kawan baik = best friend

Jom = let's (inviting someone to do something together)

Best gila = crazy good, crazy fine (like "amazing!" in English)

Kantoi = busted

Fuyoh = WOW or OMG

Cincai = whatever

Italian Slang

Ma Dai = come on, imagine, stop it (express surprise, amazement)

Chi Se Ne Frega? = Who cares?

Scialla = stay calm

In Bocca Al Lupo = Good luck

Come Il Cacio Sui Maccheroni = like sheep's milk for the macaroni

Come Te La Passi = How is it going?

Trescare – Have a flirt

Camomillarsi – Calm down

Sbalconato – Be out of your mind

Incicognarsi – Get pregnant

Citofonarsi – Call someone by surname

Tirare tardi – To be late

Inciucio – Intrigue, a cheat, a mess

Un carnaio – Many people together in the same place

Abbioccarsi – falling asleep unexpectedly

Bordello – Problematic, confusing, and chaotic situation

Fottìo – Something that has happened or occurs in large quantities

Svalvolare – Loss of control

Rosicare – To be envious of something

Scazzato – A state of mind of malaise

Che pizza – a boring or bad thing

Sbroccare o sclerare – Getting angry and making a scene

Raga – Guys

Tranqui – abbreviation of the word “calm,” it means to stay calm

Che Figata – Cool

Meno male! – Luckily or thank goodness

Che schifo – How disgusting

Vivere alla giornata – Live in the moment

Pisolino – An Italian slang word that means “afternoon nap”

Hindi Slang

Yaar = Friend, used at the end of sentences for casual social interactions (including shopkeepers/autorickshaw drivers)

Achcha = good/okay/really?

Thik Hain = okay (+ head nod)

Arre = hey (with a higher tone = surprise, lower tone = exasperation)

Bas = that's it

Chakkar = dizziness

Funda = fundamentals

Ghanta = Yeah right

Jugaad = hack

Bakwaas = nonsense

Chalega = That will do

[daydreaming-en-pointe]

˗ˏˋ street food date ´ˎ˗

(isn’t that just the most creative title :D)

requested by very a lovely person who wishes to remain anonymous <3

Pairing: Pavitr Prabhakar (Spider-Man India) x Fem!Pakistani!Reader

Type: Oneshot - Fluff

Word count: 1.3k

Warnings: terms of endearment, mentions of food & eating, usage of Hindi (translations provided), I don’t speak Urdu so it’s google-translated 😭

A/N: Reader speaks Urdu and Pavi (canonically) speaks Hindi. Since both languages are pretty similar in terms of speaking, at least from what I’ve observed, let’s assume that they can understand each other fairly easily :)

I absolutely LOVED writing this omg it was such a cute request! Sorry it took me so long so do this, I was so busy that I completely forgot abt all my reqs for a while 😅

Btw this was barely proofread so if there are mistakes no there aren’t <3

“Meri jaan, you’re spilling it.”

You turned at the familiar voice, just barely managing to balance a paper plate in your hands with an absurd amount of dahi papadi chaat piled onto it.

“You’re late,” You noted, biting the inside of your cheek to stop yourself from smiling like a lovestruck idiot as Pavitr approached you, flashing that dazzling, slightly crooked grin that had your heart stumbling and falling over your mind trying to make sense of it all. You dropped your gaze to the floor, trying your best to cross your arms without dropping the food on the plate.

“I know. And I’m sorry, I really am. But you know that juggling my… duties and timings are hard,” He dipped his head slightly to make you look at him, brushing a small piece of papdi off your kurta. God, he was so annoying sometimes. His eyes were so soft and irresistible and he knew it.

“Come on, look at me,” He said teasingly, stepping forward slightly and grinning as you glanced up at him, then immediately frowned at your lack of willpower when it came to him. “There she is.”

You felt a smile break through so you set down the paper plate on a nearby ledge, leaning forward to wrap him in a hug and bury your face in his clothes. “Arre, you’re insufferable,” You mumbled, to which he let out a small chuckle and effortlessly picked you up to spin you around despite your little yelp of surprise.

“Oh, yeah, definitely. I’m sure that’s why you came out here on a date with me to have street food, right? Let’s go, meri dhoop. No use of you being all sad right now, naa? Look, there’s even pani puri a few stalls down.”

You almost got whiplash from how fast you turned your head to look, your eyes widening in excitement as all previous thoughts were forgotten. “You should’ve mentioned that earlier!”

Pavitr laughed, the easy chuckle - as cliché as it sounded - practically music to your ears as you grabbed his hand and took off, leading him to the pani puri vendor. “I knew that’d cheer you up.”

One shared paper plate of (admittedly quite messy) pani puri and a whole skewer of seekh kebab later, you leaned against a ledge overlooking the Mumbattan bridge right next to a whole row of new vendors. Pavitr wrapped an arm a little too tightly around your shoulders, nervously measuring the distance you would fall if you tripped.

“Pavi, relax, I won’t fall,” You gave him a reassuring smile, and he breathed out slowly before giving you a slightly strained smile in return. “Yeah, sorry. Spider-Man stuff. Lots of, uh… bad things happen. Usually near large drops.”

Your eyes flicked to his hand, gripping the railing so hard his knuckles were starting to lose circulation. Sensing his discomfort, you moved away from the railing back into the middle of the cobblestones.

“I’m going to braid your hair,” You declared suddenly to ease the tension in the air, examining the smooth waves that framed his face, pushed back slightly with his blue headband. His eyes widened in horror at your statement. “Wait, what? No! I said I was sorry for coming late! I’ll do my absolute best to come on time, I promise!”

“I’m not that rough,” You protested, scrunching your eyebrows as he cupped his warm hands over your cheeks. “Of course not, meri jaan. You’re so gentle, my hair definitely doesn’t feel like it’s being sent to an early grave.”

“Aap drama baghair kisi wajah ke bana rahay hain.” (You are making drama for no reason) You frowned at him and he chuckled softly, shaking his head.

“Kabhi nahin! Mei achcha vajeh se drama karta hoon. …Uff, thik hai, tum mere baalon ko tod sakte hain. Lekin… pehle ise kha leh.” (Never! I do drama for good reasons. ..Okay, fine, you can tear my hair out. But first… eat this.)

He held up a plate of vada pav, his smile growing as your eyes lit up again, the familiar scent bringing back memories of sitting in your grandparents’ house and watching them cook, masala-infused aromas wafting through the kitchen from the large utensils.

“What did I do to deserve you?” You wondered aloud as you started stuffing your face with the nostalgic dish. Your tone was lighthearted and playful, but it had a few traces of the underlying truth. You were so, so lucky to have him, and you knew it.

You could see it every time he dramatically presented you with some knickknack or the other that he picked up along the way, handing it to you with a bashful ‘it made me think of you.’ You could see it every time he adjusted your dupatta, every time you caught him staring at you with round, loving, awestruck eyes as if you were the very centre of the cosmos itself.

And when he smiled at everyone it was usually genuine, sure, but you had a special kind of smile reserved for your eyes alone. One that made the small dimples at the corners of his mouth even more noticeable, one that made him scrunch his nose subconsciously with how wide he was smiling.

The kind of smile he was using right now. And oh, good grief, you were so far gone for him. He was so effortlessly gorgeous it actually hurt - wavy hair swept to one side behind his headband, brown eyes turning gold in the sun, the light dappling his face and flicking tiny spots of shadow onto his skin.

“Tum bohat khobsorat ho,” (You’re so beautiful) You whispered, completely spellbound. Pavitr blinked in surprise, his smile turning slightly shy. “Arrey, tum mujhe bahut zyaada phlait karte ho.” (You flatter me too much)

“No, really!” You insisted, tapping the tip of his nose with your pinky and laughing when he scrunched it instinctively. “You’re very pretty, you know that? Mera khobsorat ladka. Pretty, pretty boy.” (My beautiful boy)

“Aap adhik sundar hai.” (You’re more beautiful) Without warning, he gently grabbed your torso and pulled you into his arms, burying his face in your hair. You looped your arms around to meet behind his shoulder blades, resting your chin in the crook of his neck.

You were scared to move, to disturb the silent peacefulness of it all, but you wanted to tell him something that would hopefully put his worries to rest.

“You know I won’t leave you, right? I won’t be your… what is it, canon event? Whatever that is.”

At the words ‘canon event’, Pavitr flinched as if he had been burned, his eyes wide and searching as he looked at you. “What? Where did that come from? And how-”

“Okay, listen, so it’s kinda my fault,” You began, choosing your words so as to not agitate him any further. “But you know how you said I could read your journal, because basically every embarrassing thing you’ve written is you being lovesick for me?”

“I didn’t think you’d actually do it!” He covered his face with his hands in embarrassment, messing up his hair in the process.

“Anyway, uh… you left it open on your drawer and I maybe kind of accidentally looked through the last entry. But only because I was worried. You’d been acting stressed out the whole day, remember? I’m sorry!”

“I don’t… hmm, actually, that’s pretty sweet that you were worried. I appreciate it.” He lifted his head to meet your eyes, almost smiling before his face crumpled again. “Hang on, what else did you see? Oh, god, did you see the whole page of poems I wrote? No, wait, hear me out! In my defence, I was absolutely whipped for you. I still am, but-”

“Pavi?”

“Yeah?”

“Ai, meri mohabbat. Chup ho jao. Mujhe lagta hai ke yeh dilkash hai,” (My love. Shush. I think it’s adorable) You reassured him, leaning forward to kiss the tip of his nose before moving in to press a soft kiss to his lips, an attempt at putting his worries and ramblings to rest.

That shut him up pretty well.

Please know that I am not Pakistani! I tried my best to write this, but if there is anything I’ve gotten wrong, please let me know and I’ll be happy to change it. <3

Meri jaan - my life

Meri dhoop - My sunshine/my sun

A kurta is a loose, collarless type of shirt worn by people in South Asia. It usually extends up to or just past the knee.

A dupatta is a length of material worn arranged in two folds over the chest and thrown back around the shoulders, typically with a salwar kameez or a kurta, by women from South Asia.

Papdi chaat (or papri chaat) is crispy fried-dough wafers served with typical chaat ingredients such as chickpeas, boiled potatoes, yogurt sauce, and tamarind and coriander chutneys; it may also contain pomegranate seeds. Dahi papdi chaat is the same thing, but more yoghurt is used (dahi means yoghurt/curd).

Pani puri is a popular Indian snack consisting of fried puff-pastry balls filled with spiced mashed potato (the puri), spiced water, and tamarind juice (the pani).

Seekh kebab is a type of kebab made with Indian spices, spiced, minced or ground meat, usually lamb or chicken, formed into cylinders on skewers and grilled.

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[howdoesagrapewrites]

How would poly gayatri and pavitr react to their s/o surprising them by speaking Hindi? I have some books on Hindi that I’ll be getting for my birthday on the 16th. I may or may not have decided to learn Hindi specifically because of my crush on these two lmao. Love your spiderverse stuff btw~

𝙎𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣

Cw: just fluff

Notes: Happy birthday! I'm sorry, I forgot it was today, but I rushed to write when I saw the request:') + I don't speak hindi, so if there's any mistakes, don't be scared to correct me!

>I think Pavitr speaks hindi and a little bit of urdu (he understands and can speak enough to make small talk)

>And Gayatri speaks hindi, tamil and punjabi (she's canonically sikh!!)

>They'd honestly be in tears if they saw you learning hindi for them

>Since they both can speak english I don't think they speak hindi around you, they don't want to make you feel left out

>They do call you pet names in hindi and their other languages, they know you like it<3

>When they saw hindi books around the place they didn't think anything of it, thinking one of them was the owner

>You practiced a lot before showing your skills, you don't think they'd ever make fun of you, but you want to d your best for them!!

>You tried to learn compliments and cute things to say before you learned greetings and basic stuff🥺

>Once you're ready, you wait for the perfect time to strike, it'd be better to do it individually, to see their reaction better

>For Pavitr, you decided to go pay him a visit when he was submitting his work to the daily bugle, you got him flowers and as you were walking alongside him, you turn your head to look at him in pure adoration

>"aapake saath samay kaise beet jaata hai, pata hee nahin chalata." [When I am with you, time flies away so fast]

>it doesn't matter if your pronunciation was off, or if you stuttered mid sentence, it was perfect to him. You're* perfect to him

>He's hugging you and spinning you around while he kisses your face

>Success number one 💯

>For Gayatri, you decided to pick a more dramatic occasion and phrase

>It was Pavitr's patrol night, so you two went alone to a fancy dinner, even if it maybe wasn't your style, there's nothing wrong with satisfying your lover's whims

>When you left the restaurant and where about to head home, the bright silver moon illuminated the sky, it was almost as beautiful as her brown eyes

>main tumhen apana banaana chaahata hoon [I want to make you mine]

>Like with Pavitr, it doesn't matter if you didn't get to say it without any inconvenience, she'd just let out a small amused laugh and call you adorable

>She puts her hand on your cheek, pulling you in for a slow, romantic kiss<3

>Success number two 💯

>They definitely talk about it when they're alone and fawn over you like giggling schoolgirls

>"omg did Y/N talked to you in hindi too?!"

>"I know, aren't they the cutest??!!!"

[ediyoonoh]

Henry 6th

GreenSchool!NaJaemin x GreenSchoolfem!reader; 1.4k words, taglish fic

WARNING: this short fic contains smut (pwp, oral sex, and protected sex) and the use of foul language!

GENRE: smut

SUMMARY: what happens when you decided to stay at your campus library?

A/N: omg this is my first ever work 🥹. This fic may contain typo and grammatical errors. Anw, I hope you enjoy reading and lemme know your thoughts! 🫶

MINORS DNI!!!

DISCLAIMER: all names, characters, and settings in this work are fictious. Any resemblance are entirely coincidental.

MASTERLIST

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Ilang oras ka ng walang tulog.

Buong gabi ka nag-aral para sa Accounting exam mo at ‘di ka pa nakakabawi ng tulog dahil katatapos lang din ng 3-hour lecture mo.

“Finally, natapos din ang accounting exam at lecture natin” bulong sayo ng best friend mo habang nag-uunat ng buto. “Oo nga eh, pero honestly I think bagsak pa rin ako sa quiz na ‘to” halata ang lungkot sa boses mo habang inaayos ang gamit para umalis na ng classroom. “Hayaan mo na bestie, bawi na lng tayo sa susunod”.

Totoo naman kasi, sobrang demanding ng Accountancy program sa school na pinasukan mo. Fast paced kasi ang curriculum dito at may retention grade pa. Favorite lang ata ni Lord ang makakapasa sa gantong systema ng Green School eh!

“Okay lang ba na mauna na ako umuwi sa’yo? Gusto ko ng bumawi ng tulog eh” tanong ng kaibigan mo habang naglalakad kayo palabas ng Yuchengco building. “Sure no worries sis! I’ll just go to Henry to finish some minor requirements and maybe take some sleep“ sabi mo before walking away to kill some time before your next class.

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Nandito ka ngayon sa 6th floor ng Henry Sy Sr. Building also known as The Learning Commons upang tapusin ang iyong requirements ng magulat ka ng may kumausap sa’yo.

“Hi excuse me, is this seat taken?” the stranger asked you in which you shook your head as a response. “Oh if ganon, is it okay if I share a table with you? There are no vacant tables left kasi” he explained to you.

Napaisip ka naman kung bakit hindi na lang siya umakyat sa upper floors pero pagtingin mo sa kaniya, ay puta ang pogi pala ng kausap mo! “Uh….yeah sure” sabi mo ng may halong hiya at kilig.

It is around 30 minutes after your interaction that you finished your requirements and decided to take a nap kasi may oras ka pa naman before your next class.

Tangina, ‘di ako makatulog ng maayos dito ah. Hindi rin naman maiwasan tingnan ka ng lalaki dahil sa sobrang likot mo ‘til he noticed that you’re uncomfortable with your position .

“Can’t sleep?” he initiated. “Yeah, I can’t seem to find a comfortable position in this chair” you chuckled with an irritated tone.

“You can sleep in my condo if you want” napabangon ka naman sa sinabi niya at hindi napigilan ang paglaki ng mata mo. Gago, please tell me what I’m thinking is wrong. “Are you out of your mind? We just met and you’re offering your condo to me?”

“Well it looks like you really need some sleep and if you don’t trust me because we don’t know each other then let me tell a few things about myself. I’m Jaemin, ID 120 taking Hum-Bio. There, now, what about yours?” Jaemin answered with a small smile in his face.

Shit, ang cute niya ngumiti. “uh… I’m y/n ID 121 taking Accountancy” returning his smile.

“Nice to meet you y/n! So… what do you say?”

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Ang usapan makiktulog ka sa condo niya pero bakit nakikipag-laplapan ka na kay Jaemin?

“Fuck, Jaemin” you moaned while straddling him. Sabi na nga ba eh tama yung iniisip ko kanina. “You have big tits, y/n” he groaned while groping your breasts. ‘Di mo rin namalayan na that you’re grinding him sa sobrang sarap nang maramdaman mo ang kaniyang ari sa puke mo. Oh I bet riding him is such a dream.

“M-may condom ka ba Jaem?” tanong mo habang hinihingal pa sa momol session niyo. “Yeah I do, but are you sure you want this?” he asked as he carressed your face. Malamang sino ba naman ako para ‘di magpatira sa poging lalaki na’to diba?

“Please fuck me Jaemin” you begged.

Napatili ka nang binuhat ka ng binata at inihiga ka sa kama niya. “I suppose you deserve to be fucked, baby. Someone to fuck your stress away, hm?” Accounting major pa nga. If you are not wet a while ago, then you are definitely wet right now. Unti-unti na ring tinatanggal ng lalaki ang mga damit niyo ng naging dahilan ng pag-tigas ng nipples mo sa lamig ng kwarto. “Please… Jaem”

“Please what baby?” he teases you. “Touch me please … touch me anywhere” mahina mong sagot sa kaniya. Ilang buwan ka na ring hindi nadiligan kaya talagang touched deprived ka na. Sinunod naman ni Jaemin ang sinabi kaya ‘di mo napigilan ang umungol ng malakas ng maramdaman mong pinasok ng nakakatanda ang dalawang daliri niya sa pussy mo. “Tangina ang sikip mo, paano na lang kaya pag tite ko na ipapasok ko sa’yo?��.

You were all over the place. Patuloy na ang mga ungol at pagtulo ng luha mula sa mata mo sa sobrang sarap. Maya-maya nararamdaman mo ng lalabasan ka na kaya napahigpit na ang hawak mo sa braso ng lalaki. “Jaem I’m gonna c-cum” which caused him to finger you faster.

“Fuck!” mura mo habang linalabasan ka. “That’s it baby, that’s it” he scattered kisses to your face. While recovering from your orgasm, you felt a weight shift on the bed and saw Jaemin holding a condom wrapper in his hand. “Ano baby kaya pa?” he jerked himself off before wearing the condom. Lord, maraming salamat po sa blessing na ‘to.

Pareho kayong napa-ungol sa sarap. “Fuck, why are you still so tight? I fingered you na ah” he moved carefully inside you. Shit, di pa niya napapasok lahat pero you feel so full already. “Jaem fuck wait, you’re so big” mangiyak-iyak mong sabi sa kaniya.

“Just tell me baby when to move” he patiently waited for you to be comfortable pero bakas na sa mukha niya ang sarap. “You can move now, Jaem” he slowly moved at first still helping you to adjust to his size. He also started rubbing circles on your hips to ease the pain. Nako Jaem, ‘wag mong gagawin ‘yan kikiligin ako.

Hinahalikan na rin ng lalaki ang leeg mo habang bumubulong sa tenga mo ng, “That’s it baby, that’s it”. “Fuck Jaem, ang sarap…bilisan mo pa” you whimpered, kaya naman he thrusted faster into you that caused you to moan at his name loudly, not caring about the neigbors. “Yeah baby, you like that? You like getting fucked like this?”

Ang galing niya mag dirty talk putangina, at dahil diyan you can already feel another climax creeping in. “Puta, mas sumisikip ka pa lalo. Lalabasan ka na ba uli, baby?” tumango ka sa kaniyang tanong at muli ka na namang nagulat when he manhandled you into all fours. Now he’s fucking you with hard and even faster pace, “’Wag mo ng pigilan, y/n. Cum for me”. utos niya sayo.

Putangina ang sarap. You felt your second orgasm washing all over your body, and you can tell this has been the best orgasm you ever experienced. “f-fuck Jaem I’m getting sensitive” ‘di na naririnig ng binata ang mahina mong bulong at ipinipagpatuloy ang pag-kantot sa’yo hanggang sa labasan na rin siya sa condom.

»»————-　♡　————-««

“Here a glass of water for you” Jaemin offered you while helping you sit comfortably on the bed. Damn, he also knows how to do aftercare? “Was I too rough, y/n?” kitang-kita sa leeg mo ang mga hickeys at namumuong pasa sa balakang mo. “No Jaem, you’re not. In fact you’re perfect, exactly what I need”.

Tahimik na sinuot mo ang mga damit mo at nakigamit ka na rin ng banyo para mag-hilamos ng mukha. Paglabas, nagulat ka naman kung bakit naka-hoodie at may suot na slides ang lalaki. “Ihahatid na kita palabas, y/n”. Napatingin ka sa relos mo at guess what? Late ka na sa next class mo!

“Stop making fun of me” naririnig mong tumatawa si Jaemin habang pasakay kayo ng elevator kasi sabi niya mukha ka raw penguin maglakad. Sino kaya may kasalanan kung bakit ganito ako maglakad? “Uh…Jaem? Thank you for this” nahihiya mong sabi sa kaniya pagdating niyo sa lobby. “Anytime babe. You know where to find me if you need to let off some steam again” he winked at you.

Yeah, sa Henry 6th.

[FIN.]

ediyoonoh '23

[numba1kittytdrrkinkawaii]

Larry the cucumber hcs

Trans ftm

Native American afro Argentinan 🇦🇷 and Indian 🇮🇳

Autistic adhd

Trans ftm 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

Bisexual

Loves kidcore cute ore and scene aesthetic

Grew up on a farm

Had a water Buffalo growing up

Speaks spainish hindi English Navajo and cherrokee as his languages

Spainsh is his native language

Loves cosplay

Wore braces as a kid

Is a huge dork

Loves vocaliod old rock music and hyper pop

Watches old comedies relgious such as sonny and cher show full house and family matters

Is a huge optimist

Loves kids (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY) but isn't a parent figure but is like the fun babysitter

Will not stand racism ableism homophobia transphobia

Jewish heritage Christian

wait omg I luv these hcs sm!!!! I’m gonna rate them 10/10 bc I’m hyperfixated on hcs and luv when they’re in detail!!! >w<

[theydontknowabouthem]

hiii mimi, your secret pen pal here !!! first of all, how are you doing? how was your day? i have many of get-to-know-me questions i want to ask but will try to pace it a bit over the next few days so it doesn't feel overwhelming. i've just had a shameless little scroll through your blog and 1) the multiple posts about the dead ceo is such a mood (kill the rich! one day at a time! make the next one elon musk please for me)(also are you american?) 2) your spotify wrapped has so many languages!!! it got me really curious so please can i ask for your spotify wrapped and some screenshots of your top 100 pretty pleaseee 🙏✨ alright i'm off for today, but i hope you are well and i look forward to hearing from you 💖 -i will sign off as L while we do this whole anonymous thing so you know it's mee 💌

hello dear!! yay, you’re here—i’m so glad!! <3 i’m doing great, though also a bit tired because i’ve spent the day with my little nieces and nephew. they’re absolute little devils but also so, so lovely. today has been full of cuteness, chaos, mess, and a lot of screaming. xd how about you? how are you doing, and how was your monday? 1. lol, omg, i’d also pick musk just to see all the podcast bros and twt alphas weep and cry for him—but obviously in a very masc, non-homo way. 😌 (and no, i’m not american. i’m from the other side of the atlantic… trying to keep the ✨mystery✨ alive! tell me your guesses!!) but i also want to hear clues about where you’re from so we can play this guessing game properly. 2. say no less!!! this is my spotify wrapped i mostly listen to a few languages, but the rest, like hindi, turkish, korean, and japanese, usually come from films, series, or anime i’ve watched… it’s so fun to love songs you don’t fully understand what they say but just feel it. tell me your top 5 artists and the languages you listen to (this can totally count as clues for 1, too!). p.s. referring to you as L is super fun! L from death note was my first media character crush. xd {im a very very normal occasional anime enjoyer} p.p.s. this whole thing is so exciting—can’t wait to hear from you again. xx

[anythingbutmar]

Namaste, aashiq

Zendaya x male!hindi!reader

Summary: After a long day at work, all you want is a warm bath. To make you feel better, Zendaya decides to show you her most recent learnings.

Prompts: 23. Secretly learning their S/O’s mother-tongue to surprise them and be able to talk to their family at christmas. 24. Cuddling in the bathtub because it’s so cold outside and their S/O got caught in the snow on the way home from work.

A/N: I hope you’re all liking the christmas fics so far! Love you!

Warnings: I don’t know a word of Hindi, so pleaaaase correct me if I get anything wrong. 

“Omw. Do you want anything?” You typed as you got on the bus.

“Nah, I’m good. Do you?” Zendaya quickly answered, making you smile like a dork.

“Could you pleeease get the bathtub ready? I’m tired and freezing.😖” You answered back before putting your phone on your pocket.

You stared at the window and smiled peacefully when a happy thought came to you: you were going home for the holidays! You had the chance to introduce your girlfriend to your family and you just knew they would love her, how couldn’t they? She was perfect!

You kept imagining different scenarios as you started your five minute walk towards your house. You just couldn’t wait to see her laughing along with your parents, you really wanted her to be part of them too. You wanted her to be part of everything in your life.

But as you entered, all you could think of was the warm bath waiting for you upstairs. Snow fell from your clothes from the blizzard outside, so you took off your jacket and shoes before fully walking in.

“Babe? I’m home!” You called from the stairs.

“Up here!” She yelled back and you followed her voice to the bathroom.

The door was half open, and oh boy, you had no idea what was waiting inside until you entered and saw your gorgeous girlfriend covered in bubbles, gesturing for you to join her.

“Namaste, aashiq*” She greeted you in your mother tongue, taking you completely by surprise.

“When did you-? How?”

“Shaanti*, my love.” She hushed you, and waited patiently for you to undress yourself.

“Make some room for me? Kripya?*” You tried to stay neutral as you got on the bathtub but you couldn’t help but smile. Your language sounded lovely in her lips.

“Holy shit your feet are so cold!” She gasped, leaning away from you.

You laughed and pulled her back, turning her around and letting her rest between your legs, her warm back against your chest. “So... care to explain?”

“You see, jaan*, when we decided to go meet your parents for christmas I kept thinking I couldn’t just show up at your family’s house and talk to them in my language, so I decided to learn some of it, just the basics, you know, to impress them.” She spoke fast, clearly proud of her new ability, making you smile so wide your cheeks started hurting. No one had ever done such a thing for you before.

“Main tumse pyar kartha hoon*, Zendaya.” You said out of nowhere. It came out a bit awkward, especially since none of you had said it before, but you felt there wouldn’t be a right time after this. You loved her now more than you loved anything else in the world, and you needed to let her know.

“I love you too, Y/N.” She sighed, grabbing the sponge and soaping up your legs softly.

“You know, there’s another way to warm me up.” You smirked playfully. “We call it liṅga*.”

“Oh, I don’t know that one, what does it mean?” She asked innocently.

You turned her face towards you and kissed her passionately. “You’re about to find out.” You whispered, making you both laugh.

***

*Hello, lover

*Silence

*Please?

*Beloved

*I love you

*Sex

[marcofelixed]

i know it's hanukkah and all, but Shadowman? He's Hindu, however he's fully supportive of his boyfriend and likes to celebrate with him

Oh wow I love this so much omg???????? Wowwww!!! Aw the two of them can celebrate Diwali together too!! :,^)

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

Hi there! I adore your blog and I was so happy when I saw you pop up on my dash! Could I request a scenario of Soma x fem reader with the “b” prompt from the Soulmate AU post? Sorry, if that’s really specific, I’m a total sucker for the soulmate troupe lol. Thank you so much, and I hope you are having a lovely day!

aaaaa I’m so glad you’re enjoying my content!! <3

and never be sorry, this is so cute omg. I hope you’re having a lovely day too!!

SOULMATE AU ALPHABET

b…ody art (doodles that a person draws on themselves appear on their soulmate’s skin).

When a small scribble of a lotus flower appears on the inside of your wrist, your heart skips a beat. You know what it means ― your soulmate is drawing on their skin, and finally you might be able to figure out who they are.

The next thing that shows up on your skin is a scrawling of words beneath the lotus, but… it’s in a language you don’t recognize. None of your usual coworkers can parse it, so you pay a visit to one of your business associates, Ciel. (He’s got a couple of hearts on his face today, probably a sweet reminder from his own fiancée.) Funnily enough, he’s not the one who helps you; he can’t read it, even though he says it looks like some kind of Indian dialect.

It’s actually his butler who offers more specific advice. Sebastian tells you that it looks like Hindi to him, and suggests that you might try asking his friend Agni, who’s currently staying in Ciel’s townhouse with his master, Prince SOMA.

Off you go on the next leg of your journey, and at the townhouse the door is answered by a tall, smiling Indian man in a turban who asks what he can do for you. After confirming that this is Agni, you shyly display your wrist in his direction with both the lotus and the words in full view.

“I’m so sorry if I’m bothering you or being presumptuous,” you say, “but Mr. Sebastian told me this might be Hindi. Would it be too much trouble for you to translate it for me if it is?”

The thought of him possibly ending up as your soulmate crossed your mind when Sebastian mentioned him. Although he and Soma surely can’t be the only Indians here in London, they’re the only two who are vaguely in your circle of acquaintances.

As it stands, you’ve never met either of them before, so your soulmate could just as easily be someone else you’ve never met… perhaps they’re even still in India!

Practically the second he sees the miniature picture and words, his eyes go wide. His smile doesn’t disappear, though, and he quickly ushers you inside. “Here, stay a moment… I think my prince can help you much more than I can.”

“Oh, ah… of course.” Although that’s strange, you take a seat where he directs you to, and you wait anxiously.

You can’t get too lost in thought, because just a moment later there are clamoring footsteps coming down the stairs. “He bhagavaan, is this real life?!”

The man you’re faced with is within a few years of your age, maybe a bit younger, with a shockingly violet shade of hair tied up in a messy ponytail. And his eyes, those eyes, it’s like his creator poured golden sunshine right into them.

… And sunshine right into his smile, too. His face is so bright, you’re surprised the townhouse even needs lamps. Couldn’t he just light the rooms himself by smiling?

Agni is right behind him, clearly attempting to get the other man under some kind of control even though he’s smiling himself. “Lady (Name), please, meet my lord, Prince Soma Asman Kadar. Will you show him what you showed me?”

“Oh, ah… yes, yes.” You hold your wrist out almost like an offering, so that he can see everything which came into existence on your skin. “I’m sorry, is it difficult to read? Is that why Mr. Agni needed your help?”

Soma laughs, and moves to roll up his own sleeve. “Yes, I’m the only one who can read my own writing! It’s ― what do you say it like in English? ‘Chicken scratch’? Look!”

As soon as your eyes make contact with his wrist, you feel almost like they’re going to fall right out of your head. Right there on his gorgeous skin is black ink, just like what appeared on yours… a drawing of a lotus, and a scribbling of some words.

You’re so stunned, you can’t do anything but hold on when Soma grabs you and twirls you around. His excitement is endearing and you’re not sure you would stop him if you were thinking straight right now. “It’s you!” he laughs. “It’s you, it’s you, it’s you!! This is the moment I’ve been waiting for my whole life, when I finally meet my princess!”

“O-oh… oh, my!” You can’t help but giggle right along with him, keeping yourself as close as you possibly can. He’s so… adorable. His happiness is infectious, in part because you’ve been waiting quite a while for this, too.

“I should have drawn more!” A grin splits his face instead of the simple smile he was sporting, his hand grasping at your wrist. “Don’t worry, don’t worry! When I wash this off in the bath, I’ll make sure to draw something else so you’ll know I’m wishing you goodnight. What’s your favorite flower? I’ll draw it right on my arm!”

Without much more fanfare, Agni gently waves the two of you off up the staircase, saying you should go talk while he gets some snacks. Of course, this seems to agree rather well with Soma, who tugs you on up the stairs enthusiastically.

“Come on! My room is very relaxing, and Agni is the best cook. We’ll have such a great afternoon getting to know each other!”

You had no other obligations anyway, and if you did, you’d be canceling them. This is much more important; you’ve met the person you’re going to spend the rest of your life with, and you desperately want to learn everything you can about him.

So you allow him to pull you along, though you do pause at the top of the stairs. “O-oh, Soma! Soma, by the way, this thing you wrote… it’s Hindi, then, isn’t it? What does it say?”

“Ah…” He takes your arm again, putting it side by side with his. With a fingertip he points at each word. (Amusingly, he seems to say it haltingly, as if even he has to decipher his own penmanship.)

“Here, it says… ‘Once upon a time’.” His face colors slightly, a blush standing out just a little against the sienna hue of his cheeks. “I’m not sure where I was going with that, actually, but… it makes a cute story to tell people!”

Well, he’s certainly not wrong about that.

Maybe you’ll have to doodle him a little picture and message later, too.

[wakandabiitch2]

I watched Ms.Marvel today for the very first time.All six episodes within a span of 6 hrs and...

She is my girl.Go argue with a stone (Marvel ISTG DONT EVEN THINK ABT IT-)

Idk if it's just me who hasn't seen many posts and tweets yet but why do I see nobody talking abt the show and HER?? Iman Vellani did a very good job ONG LIKE I WANNA PROTECC™ AND HUG HER ANY MOMENT I CAN

I know that representation has always mattered but I understood it on a very deep level today.The joy I felt everytime I heard the people in the show speaking in Hindi and Urdu...maaaann I literally teared up everytime!! "haan chalo beta"🥹🥹🥹 The way Iman portrays Kamala is sooo good and how proud Kamala's Ammi and Abbu were in the last episode GAWD I COULDNT STOP CRYING I'm not kidding ok??Proud best friends,proud brother I WANT AAMIR TO BE MY BROTHER TOO BYE- proud parents,proud community IT WAS SO NICE TO WATCH 😭 Iman is a bundle of cuteness and I will never get over her SHE HAS MY HEART and OMGGG THE WEDDING DANCE GEEZ I LITERALLY PLACED MY PHONE ON A TABLE AND DANCED ALONG TO THE MUSIC and the ILLUMIN-AUNTIES LMAOOOO 😭 and hearing Desi music which were included here and there in every episode MAN THE EMOTIONS AAAANNND TO TOP ALL OF THIS (for me)....

I HAD TO PLACE MY DEVICE DOWN FOR A MINUTE TO PROCESS THIS and the other south indian languages too and OMGGGG THE SONG FROM LINGAA in the first episode I CAN TALK ABT THIS AND THIS ALONE FOR DAYS like I know it's just the title and just the beginning of the song BUT IT'S A WIN FOR ME and hey!!Mr.Farhan Akhtar looked dashing might I add....but Waleed,you will be missed.Thank you ❤️‍🩹

Kamala Khan rlly said "Your new comfort character coming right through" AAAAGGRHRHHHH I will give my life for her when it comes to it- and her powers are so beautiful to look at I MEAN THE VIBRANT COLOURS??!! 😩🤌✨️

And Sadie.KAREN.Deever.I WAS SO MAD WHENEVER SHE SHOWED UP Barging into a mosque JUST LIKE THAT??She was humbled very well at the end tho felt very satisfying😌

Yeah,no,nope.I'm not gonna leave this site without talking abt my boy and my tech wizard BRUNO ("Brian"😭💀) CARELLI you absolute cutie pie TEAM BRUNMAL FOREVER 😍🥰😘❤️✨️

omg what did I come up with -

Look at his face...must protecc™ 🥺🤏

Almost shifted to team K&K (iykyk) and then Najma and the "Clandestines" showed up,everything went downhill and there we go - "Jalebi baby" playing in the bg when he came out of the pool and Nakia and Kamala going "Masha allah" I GIGGLED- ngl when he and Kamala held hands and their powers glowed together AAGHHHH😩🦋🦋 I was like KISS KISS KISS but Bruno showed up lmfaooo sorry I laughed -

NOT TO FORGET Hasan and Aisha OMFGG sunshine boy and grumpy girl at first sight SO TRUE 😭❤️ Hasan saying that he couldn't blame baby Sana for looking at Aisha like she was magic GOOSEBUMPS AND ���🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

Nani,Ammi and my girl bonding 🥹🥹🥹

Ammi said "She's not short.The dress is too long" my heart was so happy and then AUNTIE RUBY came in and she said that she was short and ammi agreed to it too and I was like "Typical" 🙄😮‍💨 It's always the aunties lol

The scenes which showed the after-effects of the 'Partition'...I can't 💔💔💔

ANYWAAAAYYY -

I could go on and on abt this show but I ranted too much already so - 😃✌️🚶🏽‍♀️🏃‍♀️

(Pics - from Pinterest)

[voidsteffy]

Hello, do you have any desi movie recommendations for a european such as myself? And do you know where to find such movies with english subtitles?

I've always lived the short bits of desi movies I've seen on gifs and stuff but i wouldn't know where to start. I'm a big fan of romcom if it helps narrow down your recommendations. Thank you!!

Oh hey! These are the underrated Telugu film recommendations that I already posted on here, they're underrated but they're definitely worth the watch (ig they have subtitles on the streaming platforms I mentioned and most of them are rom coms). I'm mostly a curator of hindi, english and telugu films so you might find others recommending other language or more films💗

Some others are listed below, enjoy!

1.

Krishna Gaadi Veera Prema Gaadha (Telugu)

(it's available on Amazon Prime with subtitles, kindly check if it's the same in your country) - it's a comedy of errors that takes root in the protagonist willing to do anything for the girl he loves. Even drive her nieces and nephew across state with a slew of gangsters on his tail.

2.

Black (Hindi)

(Rani Mukherjee and Amitabh Bachchan) - I have no words for this movie... It's a piece of art is all I can say. It's not a romcom though, it's like the Hellen Keller case but make it Indian. If you're venturing into desi movies, it'd be a wonderful experience to enter the art this way.

3.

Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham (Hindi)

This has a star studded cast and omg it's made our childhood over here in India. It has cute dance numbers and celebrations. It's a pakka romcom/family drama movie and you'll be addicted to the theme song that plays literally every 10 seconds

4.

Dil Chahta Hai (Hindi)

A story about 3 friends who find love all in their own way. A heartfelt movie about friendship and how each perceives love.

5.

Dil Dhadakne Do (Hindi)

Partly a romcom but full time chaotic family drama but more refined lol. It's about a rich emotionally-broken fam roaming Greece on a cruise in an anniversary party of the parents.

6.

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara - If you haven't been out in a while, this movie will give you all the FOMO of the world lol. Three friends (again haha) set out to roam Spain for a bachelor's trip and find themselves. It's like a fest for the eyes (and i'm not just talking about the sceneries 🙈)

7.

Hello

(it's on disney hotstar?) A heartfelt romance of a boy and a girl's happenstance of a friendship. They cherish the short memories before they are torn apart from each other and years later, they meet each other without knowing who the other is.

8.

Oohalu Gusagusalaade

A romcom/comedy of errors where our protagonist has the bad luck of having to help his boss get a girl, only that girl turns out to be his first love. (I linked the movie available on youtube, it has english subtitles)

9.

English Vinglish

(not a romcom, so sorry, but it's a must watch with all the right emotions) Our protagonist is looked down upon by her family for not knowing English. When she goes abroad for her niece's wedding, she makes sure to learn the language that would make them consider her one of them.

10.

Dear Zindagi

(you can rent it on youtube or watch on netflix maybe?) more of a find-yourself film again, but this is so relatable and heartfelt... a successful cinematographer visits a psychologist for therapy and he helps her see her life in a new way. Starring Alia Bhatt and Shah Rukh Khan. Must watch Indian film

11.

Jab We Met

Honestly if you don't watch this, i have failed you. This is the story that basically defined 2/3rd of every desi girl's personality. Aditya is a suicidal millionaire with no hopes on life. He meets Geet, an over-enthusiastic girl with a peculiar outlook on fate. One missed train and a brothel later, his life turns for the better. (the songs HIT and so does the ship, it's just iconic, this is called positive romance)

12.

Nuvvu Naaku Nachav

(i have no idea where you can find it but when you do, i promise you the jokes are funny. they're the real telugu comedy if i may so) an unemployed Venky moves into his father's friend's house. It is here he starts falling for the friend's daughter, who might or might not be engaged. (no physical cheating)

13.

Barfi!

I saved the best for last😎 This masterpiece can be found on Netflix with english subtitles. It's a romcom/comedy of errors/fucking heartfelt love story. It will make you cry if you're engrossed. Barfi, a man who cannot hear or speak, meets his autistic childhood friend Rimjhim when he wants to kidnap her for money. (it is NOT stockholm syndrome) If you do not watch this movie, I might as well cry🥺🥺

So there you go, 12 more must watch/underrated desi movies. I'm assuming you're open to the Indian way of cinematography and aren't one of those who judge simply because it's different from what they're used to. These are the gems chosen out of a lot others💗hope you like them!

[radiant-reid]

omg can u imagine spencer with a desi girl? they would watch the classic hindi movies like k3g and ddlj, and he would watch her the whole time, because she already has the lines memorised after watching it a million times!!! and when she introduces indian food to him, he does his best to adapt to the spice and would learn to eat with his hands. and when he meets her parents, he would wear a black kurta and pick up basic phrases to impress them, even though they’re already impressed with the fact that mans has 3 phds ugh my heart is swelling rn

aw he'd love that so much

we already know he's into Indian food, but i just know he'd love getting to be part of the process, and can you imagine him learning to fold samosas while chatting with all the aunties ?? Too cute. they'd both come home with a bunch of food, of course, and lots of recipes that Spencer would try to replicate for her, especially when she's having a bad day.

he definitely learns to speak whatever language it is that her family speaks and he's so terrified of them not liking him. he turns up looking to impress, and easily wins them over which he doesn't believe until they're encouraging him to propose to her

[jungwnies]

omg, ate Filipino ka pala?? OMG OMG 🤭🤭 anyways naman, what do you think of soft bf!jake???

yess i am filipino pero english ang first language ko 🤞 ang swerte ko naman that my mom taught me how to speak tagalog to be honest because so many kids i know that are filipino hindi marunong mag tagalog but anyways LOL soft jake is such a cute concept, i think siya ang perfect boyfriend honestly… he probably loves to hug you and kiss you, at lagi niyang sinasabi sayo that he loves you 🥲 he reminds you that you’re the best partner ever …

he would never make you feel that you’re less than anyone else, and you are the most perfect person for him ever. he would promise to marry you someday because wala ng iba that makes him feel the way that you make him feel. 😔😔💔

[koishua]

hiii!! idk if ur into giving pakistani music a try but if u are then I have some recommendations for u :))

the more traditional sounding songs are:

neray neray vas coke studio

thagyan coke studio

kana yaari coke studio

pasoori coke studio

now the more western influenced ones are:

aarzu hasan raheem

sun lena hasan raheem

aisay kaisay hasan raheem

paisa hasan raheem

rung shamoon ismail

iraaday abdul hannan

soneya asim azhar

then general bollywood:

mast magan

tu aakhe dekh le

(ik these are a lot sorry 👀 but I hope u give them a listen and maybe give ur opinion on them I'd like to know what u thought 🥰)

omg ok so out of all of the ones from coke studio, pasoori deffo has to be my favourite i am in LOVE both ali sethi and shae gill’s voices ;-; (esp shae gill’s oml) and hasan raheem’s voice is so pleasant to listen to (but that’s literally pretty much all south eastern artists iand have heard lmao) but aisay kaisay’s lyrics are so :((((( i couldn’t look up all of the songs’ lyrics but urdu and hindi (a lot of asian languages actually) are one of those languages where there are so many different and beautiful words and phrases to express yourself and just ugh also oh my wait paisa just came on and the beat at the beginning got me good haha also i couldn’t find the english lyrics to iraaday but it sounds like such a cute song :’) also where do i sign up to marry asim azhar’s voice?? when i heard him first i was like oooo wow i am in love also i love soneya??? and omg i heard mast magan before!! idk where tho maybe it was my mom who was listening to it?? any arijit singh song i like bc if idont that’s a crime 🚶🚶

[sleep3deprived]

Haikyuu!! Boys and their S/O with Henna (Mhendi)

Pairings: Miya Atsumu x Reader, Bokuto Koutarou x Reader, Iwaizumi Hajime x Reader, Kuroo Tetsurou x Reader (Seperate)

Warning: Mild suggestive content, Language, Badly edited

Genre: Fluff/Humour ??

Kurta: Desi cultural clothing, usually worn by men

Mhendi: Hindi word for henna

Miya Atsumu

You sat on your shared couch and a pillow underneath you while drawing patterns on your hand

Atsumu just so happened to walk into the middle of your henna (mhendi in Hindi) sesh

“What are you doing?”

“My henna, yk for the wedding”

He had no idea what wedding you were talking about but just ran with it

Your concentrated face looked so cute, especially when you were struggling to draw the line straight without screwing it up

It got screwed up

But you fixed it up :)

Atsumu definitely asked a bunch of questions

“Why’s it have a strong smell?” “‘s it hurt when it stains?” “How’s it come off?” “‘s safe to use though, right?”

and in no way to sound rude, but out of curiosity and to understand the culture a little more and open his eyes to something new

He’s trying, and it’s really cute

And you gave him answers to as many questions as you knew

For the ones you didn’t, you just googled it

After he saw your outcome and sees how pretty it looks (even if you did a not so well job)

He gave you puppy eyes after and asked you to do it

You did it

It made Atsumu very happy, especially since it was a big importance to you and your culture

He got to learn more about you, what more could he want?

You also hid his name in your hands and made him find it later on

He did not find it :)

Bokuto Koutarou

He came to pick you up from your family friends house where an event was taking place

He just so happened to come in while you were getting your mhendi done

Instantly became curious

He thought the art was beautiful

The way a plant paste created those beautiful designs

Especially on his s/o’s gorgeous hands?

It was like a gorgeous and mesmerizing decoration.

He fell in love with it

Another one to ask a lot of questions

He insisted you get a matching design with him

You did :)

When you went home with them, he was curious why you didn’t take it off

“We have to let the stain come through, the longer you leave it, the darker it gets”

“They say that the darker the stain is, the more my s/o loves me.”

He hoped it comes out dark, especially after not being able to hold your hand just so it can be dark

It came out lighter than you thought

Made Bo sad

Kept telling you “the stain clearly doesn’t know how much I love you…”

It came out darker the next morning

Made him happy :)

He just wants everyone to know how happy you make him and how much he loves you 😌

You also had to tell Bo it was temporary, along with the matching designs you guys got

Started sulking a little

Insisted to get actual tatoos instead to compensate for it

It never happened

Iwaizumi Hajime

You two were invited to a small (small as in a lot because you’re brown) gathering

Poor Iwa did not expect these many people

Welcome to the brown culture Iwa

“You said it was a small gathering”

“Yeah, well small gatherings for us is like big gatherings for everyone else. It’s how we are”

You dressed him in a kurta, black one at it too and he looked so fucking fine with his watch and shit, girl-

Moving on

On the opposite side, your cousin wanted to practice their mhendi and asked you, so being the nice person you are, you let them

Skip forward to Iwaizumi coming in to ask you if you wanted some food

First off, the way you were laughing and how gorgeous you looked at that moment literally made him so soft and he fell harder

Anyways

He noticed you doing something on your hands and got curious

“What’re you doing?”

“Getting my henna done :)”

“Oookayy...want me to get you food?”

“oMG YES!! But you’re gonna have to feed me”

Que Hajime eating and feeding you

He has a pretty good spice tolerance

Your cousin decided to hide Hajime’s name on your hands

After while when you went to go take it off, you asked him to find it

The aunties kept shipping you two together

Seriously, you both looked unbelievably cute

He grabbed your hands and tried finding his name, occasionally kissing your hands

Didn’t take him long to find it

Not when you’re his

The whole time the stain lasted, he would constantly grab your hands and hold them and used the dumbest excuses to too

When the stain was gone, asked you to get them done again and asked if he can with you

Very wholesome experience

Kuroo Tetsurou

The way he find out was actually really funny

He came out of the room to ask you a question

“Hey, babe, do you kno- what are you doing?”

He found you standing in front of the stove, cooking your hands

You had to explain to him that there were cloves on the pan to get your mhendi to come out darker

He definitely took the time to tease you

But another one who let his curiosity get the better of him

He thought the design was nice

However, wasn’t a big fan of the strong smell or how if you moved your hand slightly, it would fall and sometimes create a mess

But same though-

When you took it off, he helped you out

Put some lotion on your hands after to lessen the smell, but also because your hands got dry from all the scrubbing

It was really dark

He thought it gave you a bad reaction at first

This man really went and Googled as much information on it to make sure you were alright

It took awhile for you to convince him that it’s organic and safe to use

You asked if he wanted to do it too

Said no because the smell was too much for his nose

But, he loved admiring your hands and just payed so much attention to them

Really, he didn’t let them go

They were the prettiest hands he’s ever seen and never wanted to let them go

Especially in his big hands, while he held yours, it couldn't help but stare

Definitely made it his background

Note: This is for my basic brown bitches !! Hello, and here’s something to let you know these boys appreciate you and your browness (I’m so bad at this and for some clarification I’m brown too so don’t think I’m appropriating bc I do my own mhendi/henna a lot but anyways)

Letting you all know, I acc don’t like the smell of mhendi, I use this organic one or something and it smells minty but idk, the colour comes through after 1-2 day(s) but yeah, don’t think that I’m saying that it smells “bad” or “disgusting” but it’s just strong is all

But for those of you reading this and not brown, here’s some of my culture because I can’t find a lot of brown head cannons related to the boys and just wanted to show a little bit more diversity in the mix and since I’m brown (Indian to clarify) and have the ability to write, I can start it off and others can -hopefully- follow !! And also show other brown people reading that they have no reason to think the Haikyuu!! Boys won’t like them bc they’re brown, when in reality they might like you BECAUSE of it !!

If you’re a POC and a writer and find that there isn’t a lot of diversity for your Ethnicity/Race/Culture in fanfic or xReaders then write it to show that, no matter how neutral we make it, we can try making it neutral for one POC too (I’m really bad at wording but don’t take this as a sign to write for only one thing, but just broaden it, if you get what I’m saying)

I’m going to end this note right here because it’s more like a damn story but if you want me to elaborate more, I’ll explain and write it in a more professional way!!

Have a lovely day !! ❤️

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I just realised this as well sksjsksjs yk how bucky is called buckbuck sometimes. Well in Hindi we have a word बकबक which sounds the exact same, and means pointless chattering.

so we have pillow princess magazine and chocolates buckbuck doing buckbuck about random topics because he can <3

okay but like have I mentioned how much I LOVE YOU because honey I really do 💕 and yesssss omg this is all kinds of perfect!! first of all, as a language geek I just adore that there's a word, an actual word in an actual spoken language, with such a cute sound as "buckbuck" (and god knows I'm guilty of calling Bucky that too lol)

second of all: "so we have pillow princess magazine and chocolates buckbuck doing buckbuck about random topics because he can" I WANT THIS TATTOOED ON MY FOREHEAD PLS

omg. omg. just picturing it makes my heart swell with happiness

- Bucky lazily sprawled out on any horizontal surface (their obnoxiously huge bed, the couch, a soft blanket spread across the grass when they're having a picnic, god even the carpet when it's real cold outside and they get the fire going in the hearth, 'cause that's the level of cozy, self-indulgent warmth Bucky deserves, and Steve will be damned if he doesn't provide it)

- Bucky, who's getting really passionate about something today, like maybe it'll be the latest book he's been reading, or the new show he's roped Steve into binge-watching with him, or the ongoing argument he's got with Sam over who makes the best pad thai in town, or this new internet sensation people have dubbed The Chocolate Guy, seriously Steve you gotta see the shit he can do, it's CRAZY, or, say, the vast range of toys and pillows he's bought for Alpine and the castle he plans on building (= on having Steve build) for his best girl

- Bucky talking Steve's ear off about his thing, delving into passionate details even as he's stuffing himself full on chocolate pralines

- and Steve, soft, smitten, enamored Steve, Steve who's sitting right there, all chin-hands and a dopey grin on his face; Steve who's probably only registering like 10.5% of what Bucky's telling him, but like hell he's gonna stop his man; Steve who's soaking up Bucky's voice, and his passion, and cooing to himself because oh, oh gosh, how did he ever convince the most beautiful man in the world to marry him, he'll never understand - but he sure as hell is glad he managed to do it <3