#himbo training

[shotmrmiller]

there are two modes to simon. handsy and handsy.

handsy is the gentle hold he has on your wrist when you're watching a movie on the couch, his thumb brushing your knuckles, tracing ever bump and curve. it's a cozy arm thrown over your waist, weighty enough to leave your side sore after, with his leg slid between yours while he snores into your ear after a long day's work. the hand on your knee under the table while eating breakfast, lightly squeezing when you ask him if he wants more.

and then there's handsy. his grip tight around the soft of your waist, fingers creating little divots into your flesh as he tries to slow the pace you've set, feeling his climax too close too soon. it's how he fists your hair and maneuvers your head to the side without much effort while you're on your stomach, the light prick on your scalp only adding to the pleasure, as he mutters into your ear if you can give him another one. (guess you'll die, then.)

how he paws at your arse when he's got you on your knees with your face dug into a pillow as he pistons his hips, the occasional slap of his balls onto your clit making your ears ring and calves tense almost painfully, until he pulls you up, his chest and your back slick with sweat and you come with his one hand around your throat and the other jerking little circles on your stiffened pearl.

the two touches are so different from each other, one a tender thing as if he's afraid to hurt you and the other wanting to hurt, but a different kind of ache, the one he will always soothe with his fingers, mouth and cock.

(call him a triple threat.)

whether you like it or not, you've been conditioned. soft and gentle means affection and care, similar to him bussing the side of your head every morning before work while rough and firm means you're about to be ploughed until you're left to soak in a bath to recover from the onslaught.

and you'd been prepared to take this secret to the grave, to not tell a soul how he'd pulled you out of a pool with enough strength to feel your rear shoulder sting and you'd just about moaned in broad daylight. or how he'd moved you out of soap's trajectory during the first meet by the wrist and if you hadn't been wearing a jumper, your peaked nipples would've been visible to anyone.

but naturally, things never go your way. he'd found out in no time and now he uses that knowledge to his advantage. a quick sneaky fuck in price's bathroom during a barbecue starts with a vicious tug of your arm. getting ate out in the back alley of a pub: giving your thigh a squeeze so tight it could bruise while you sip on the swill you call beer.

and every single time he's pulling your pants down or flipping your skirt up, you're already dripping with want.

now to get him to stop manhandling you like that when the 141 are around.

(soap's left like a deer in headlights after he forcibly sat your tipsy arse down next to him because "LT said to keep 'n eye on ye," and a moan had slipped past your lips unbidden and now the girls boys are fighting someone help)

[raccoonwxrks]

I refuse to draw them twink THEY CANONICALLY HAVE BIG ASS STRENGTH SO I'M GIVING THEM BIG HUGE MUSCLES

also buff men in pretty dresses cure my depression

[dirtyassvoiceactors]

Dorian gets offended/jealous Orym is talking about working out with Beau, so he tries to show off, Imogen calls him out on poor execution, so he just walks off to help Caduceus (who also quickly kinda roasts him) kkkkkkk

i need next episode to after Dorian and Orym wakeup together, Orym goes workout with Beau and have competitions, so the whole time is just Orym and Beau showing off to Dorian and Yasha, like doing push ups with them in their back or sm, doing upsidedown pullups

[swords-and-starlight]

i feel the need to remind everyone that Damen’s literally one of the smartest and most well-educated characters in the series. He’s extremely well-read and knowledgeable about military tactics and strategy, which if you didn’t know also includes a huge depth of history knowledge, and his talent comes from both education and years of experience. He’s smart enough to know geography and terrain information of an area he hasn’t needed to have information on in seven years, and even then, the lands they are talking about were in mainland Vere, not Delpha, so his studies were his own initiative. he has favorite poems! HE ENJOYED DEBATING OBSCURE PHILOSOPHY WITH HESTON!!! like y’all Damen is just as intelligent as Laurent, it’s just that Laurent’s intelligence is about manipulation and chess and Damen’s just a nerd.

(also people are gonna be coming for me for this one but i think Damen likes books and libraries a lot more than Laurent ever did)

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

remember when gobber canonically beat rykers ass

[stbot]

[disgusting-depravity]

Daily homework June 22nd:

Edge on your knees, 35 minutes. Tongue out.

If you're going out tonight, no bra, no underwear, locked. cages. Shirts, shorts, dresses no longer than three fingers past you ass.

If you're staying in tonight, nothing at all. Go about your evening with porn playing in your ear. Edge 10 minutes 2x.

Edge with penetration 30 minutes before bed. Keep it in.

[voxhypno]

My new file, Muscle Over Mind, just released early on my Patreon.

It's designed to help you dumb down and bliss out in the gym, so that you can help yourself look even better and become even stupider for anyone who wants to admire what a silly slut you are. Bimbos and himbos and thembos welcome! Everyone deserves a hot body and an empty head.

You could always wait a couple weeks... But why wait when you can have it now?

[omi-my-beloved]

Omi lives in my mind and spins around in it as if he were in a microwave 😌😌

[kryptosworld]

Blazy dumb pet in bed, so eager and willing to be played with~

[bimbo-travel-blog]

Hey there. Ah jus' stopped in town for a spell an' somethin' seems off but I can't seem ta figure it out. First mah cock gots all swelled up then mah girl couldn't get enough of it. Every loads bigger than the last and she's been blowin' up all pretty like. All tits an' ass. Well an' those big ol' lips. Says mah "bull cock" as she calls it needs polishin'. When she can pull her big ol' lips off mah pecker that is. She's been drainin' mah nuts nonstop and I'm always full! I thought somethin' musta happened so we went to see the local Doc. Nice fella. Told me I was a lucky bull, whatever that means. Says a lil growth ain't a probl'm round here. Heh I got a foot of pecker now. 5 inches of growth is lil here I guess. Told us we're prob'ly in heat an' not to think too much about it, or anythin'. Sent us into town to get some new clothes since we got more growin' ta do. Mah girls jugs already big as her head and her giant rear been hangin' out her torn pants. Mah dicks almost to mah knee in these shorts an' it's always leakin' now. How big he think we gonna git? All this talk makin' me wanna dump a big ol' load in mah girl again. Bend her over an' fuck her brains out. Shit I think she heard me. Wait. Honey you can't suck mah dick in tha store. Get off the ground b'fore I....fuck.....

Aww you two sound cute!

And it's good yer bimbo is getting some teething time in. They need a good dick to suck with their buck teeth and bj lips are growin' in. When they gettin' all country fried they gots ta learn that they mouths fer suckin' not yappi'. Swear.

You don't teach a gurl that they only sound smart when they suckin' cock and you get a level 5 yapper. That's how you get bimbo's working at the tourist board! lol. It's tru though. You get bull boys comin' in all "Where can a guy get a dick sucked?" And we're all like "Well sir here's a list of randy restaurants" Like what? lol.

But ya'll seem to be findin' yer way round town without our help! So yew just keep doing yew stud. And Hey a footer ain't nothin to be ashamed of. It's a great starter fur a new arrival! And you got that drippy kind of dick. So hot. Awful dissapointin' when you dew all the werk of makin' your man cum, and cum up empty on the baby batter. Keep on pumping bull boy until you get that bell o' hers nice and full!

Oh and just let the dang girl fuck ya, boy! We ain't a bunch of rudey prudey city sinners! We don't get offended when two lovers do what Bambi done made them ta do. Get it? Fuck in the store, fuck on the floor, fuck in the street, cum on your sheets. It's all good new born master man.

[ur-ghostgirl]

i think they need to make bill & ted available on whtever streaming place i have a sub for at tht time, it should follow me around, i dont wna have to hunt for a fucky stream that i cant download

[hypnobrainwasher]

genuine question! do you think boys can be bimboified too? because i know some dumb dumb pretty boys who would look great on their knees and even dumber from so much edging

Oh one hundred percent, yes. There's a huge need for himbos too: the dumb, masculine pretty boy who's in shape, doesn't think too much, and will do basically whatever you tell him to do. Some people are very much attracted to this style of man, and there seems to be a shortage. This is not my thing, so someone else has to take the lead, but it's there to be taken!

Thanks for your ask!

[skittlewaffle]

I AM SORRY once again for my inactivity but I have an update:

… him ………

I started playing fortnite all because of him ………..

[someloserinajaywig]

sighs lovingly. he’s . SUCH. a loser <3

[thus-spoke-lo]

i'm too old for college AU's, but community college AU? sign me the fuck up