#jōno saigiku

[makurit]

I like possessive Jōno agenda

[raccoonwxrks]

I refuse to draw them twink THEY CANONICALLY HAVE BIG ASS STRENGTH SO I'M GIVING THEM BIG HUGE MUSCLES

also buff men in pretty dresses cure my depression

[amythedemisimp]

Bungou Stray Dogs Wan!

Chapter 161 (English translation)

Translation, cleaning, type-setting by: @amythedemisimp (me)

Chapter illustrated by: KanaiNeco

Raws: here

Sorry if it looks a bit rushed, I did this quickly because I wanted to translate it and show it to everyone as soon as possible -- Fyodor is finally appearing in a Wan chapter as one of the main characters!!! I'm so happy!!!

[cloudyyoimiya]

hi! Can you do a part two of measuring hands with bsd boys? including ranpo, fyodor, Nikolai, and sigma?

oh my word yall i’m so glad you enjoy these little scenarios! anyways yes ofc i can write these! i already did nikolai and sigma, so i’ll just write fyodor, ranpo, and jouno :)

Measuring Their Hands; Ranpo Edogawa, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, and Saigiku Jouno

Format: Scenarios

Quick Note: Heres a link to part one and part two

Ranpo Edogawa

It was roughly six in the morning, the world still shrouded in darkness with the occasional few lights from stores turning on, getting ready for business in the morning. As of now you and your boyfriend were currently cuddling in your shared bed, holding hands comfortably as the two of you woke up. Ranpo’s head was lightly resting on your shoulder, clearly comfortable.

You could feel him squeezing your hand softly, and that made you shift your gaze down to your interlaced hands.

“Ranpo?” You asked, still slightly sleepy.

“Huh?”

“Can you flatten your palm real quick? I wanna see something,” you said as you flattened your own palm against his hand.

“Why? What do you wanna do?” He asked, his voice still slightly groggy from waking up.

“Ranpo, you already know. You’re smart.”

He sleepily chuckled at the praise. “That I am! I just wanted you to say it so I can confirm my suspicions, but I guess I don’t have to do that. I’ll be merciful just this once!”

After he was done talking, he flattened his hand against yours. When you glanced down to get a good look, you could tell that his hands were only the slightest bit bigger than yours—maybe by only an inch. They were also rather soft considering that he doesn’t use firearms all that often. His nails also were well taken care of surprisingly. You never really saw him take care of them before, so this was new to you.

“Your hands are bigger than mine,” you said with a small smile. “That’s shocking. I thought that your hands would be smaller than mine, not the other way around.”

“I’m surprised that you didn’t know that sooner,” Ranpo spoke as he looked down at your joined hands. “I’ve known that for quite a while.”

“Huh? Why?”

“Well the first time I saw you I took in every detail I could! You were so attractive… How couldn’t I?” He grumbled into your shoulder.

You giggled. “I see. I’m glad you found me attractive.”

“Mhm…”

Ranpo quickly interlaced your fingers once more and pulled your arm over his side so you could cuddle him. He then let go of your hand then wrapped his own arm around you, making sure not to hold you too tight or too loose.

“Let’s go back to sleep. It’s too early,” Ranpo whined.

You sighed. “Love, it’s six in the morning. We have to get ready for work soon.”

“Ten more minutes…”

“How about two?”

“Five.”

“Alright, fine. Five more minutes,” you said as you kissed his cheek. “I love you.”

“I love you too.”

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

You were currently sitting on the couch, listening to your boyfriend play the cello while reading a light novel. Fyodor was playing a piece called “Bird of Death,” and it was rather relaxing. Occasionally you’d glance up from your reading and watch how Fyodor would carefully yet so gracefully glide the bow across the strings, creating a beautiful melody.

After a while, Fyodor had stopped playing the cello. He then looked up at you, giving you a knowing look. He could see you staring at his hands, so that raised the question…

“Why are you looking at my hands?” Fyodor asked with a small smirk.

“Oh! It’s nothing really,” you said as you closed your book. “I just wanted to see whose is bigger.”

He let out a small hum. “Then come over here so we can measure them.”

“Are you sure?”

“Of course, myshka.”

“Alright then,” you said as you stood up from your seat. You then walked over towards where he was sitting. “Give me your hand.”

He let out a soft a soft chuckle, then gave you his hand after putting his bow away in its case. “Here you go.”

You took his hand, then flattened it against your own. His hand was considerably bigger than yours, and his fingers were also quite skinny. His hand was surprisingly soft excluding the areas where he had small callouses from holding his bow. You then shifted your gaze to his nails. They were very short and uneven, most likely from him biting on them when he was scheming something. You could also see a few blue veins on the back of his hand.

“Your hands are bigger,” you simply stated. “I’m not surprised.”

Fyodor continued to smirk up at you. “Why so?”

“Because you easily play the cello. Don’t you need long fingers for that?”

He bummed. “I suppose you do, though, I do find your small hands cute.”

“They aren’t small! Your hands are just abnormally larger than mine.”

“Sure they are, my dear,” he spoke with a slight chuckle escaping his lips afterwards. “My hands are average. Yours are just small.”

“They are not.”

“Alright, alright. Keep telling yourself that, my love.”

Fyodor then curled his fingers under yours and brought your hand closer to his mouth. He then gave your knuckles a slight kiss and looked up at you while doing so. It seemed like his main goal was to fluster you into agreement, and it was slowly starting to work. He know exactly what he was doing.

“I know what you’re doing,” you said with a small smile creeping onto your face. “It’s not gonna work.”

“Oh? How can you be so sure? My love, you’re already cracking a smile. I think whatever I’m doing is working.”

“You’re terrible.”

“But yet you love me.”

You sighed. “You’re right, as always.”

“Of course I am,” he spoke as he kissed your knuckles once more. “I love you.”

“I love you too.”

Saigiku Jouno

Currently you were in your shared home with your boyfriend. He had just got home from fulfilling his duties as a Hunting Dog, and you were finishing up cleaning the house for him. It was starting to get rather dusty, and you knew that it would throw off your boyfriends senses, so you decided to clean up around the house because you wanted to stop something that was easily preventable.

Jouno sat down on the couch, then let out a rather loud sigh. You could tell today was a long one for him, so you decided to stop what you were doing and sat down next to him.

“Something wrong?” You asked as you took one of his hands into yours. You then took off his glove and put it on your lap.

“Tecchou was being more of a nuisance than usual today,” he groaned. “He’s insufferable.”

“From the stories you tell me, I bet he is,” you said with a small chuckle. You then paused for a moment. “Hey, can I do something with your hand real quick?”

Jouno’s eyebrow quirked up for a moment. “What are you thinking of doing?”

“I just wanna see if your hand is bigger than mine is all,” you spoke softly. “I have no ulterior motives, don’t worry.”

He took a moment to listen to your heart rate, then nodded to himself. “Alright. Go on then.”

“Thank you,” you said as you carefully flattened your hand against his. You made sure to go slow in order to not startle him.

Once your hands were both flattened against each others, you looked at them for a moment. They were calloused from his constant use of his saber, but yet there were tiny spots where they were also soft. His hands were also a little bit bigger than yours—maybe by one or two inches. Jouno’s fingernails were also slightly unkept, but they remained short all the same.

“Your hands are bigger than mine,” you simply spoke.

“I can feel that,” Jouno said with a small smirk crawling onto his face.

“I shouldn’t have let you find out about this.”

“Oh? Why is that?” Jouno asked sarcastically.

“Because now you’ll tease me over it,” you said as you huffed. “You always do that when you find out something that I can be teased over.”

“That I do, my dear,” he said as he chuckled. “Though, who’s to say I’ll tease you about something as small as this? I could always find something else.”

“Like what?” You questioned.

“Hm, let me think for a moment,” he said as he put his free hand on his chin, acting as if he was deep in thought. “Well, your heart rate does accelerate when I tell you how much I find your reactions cute.”

“Huh? Does it really?”

“It does. And it’s rather loud if I may add.” He smiled. “You know how much I dislike loud noises, my love. Maybe you should apologize for that, hm?”

“Saigiku! Quit it!”

Jouno sighed. “Alright fine. You’re no fun.”

“Yeah, sure I am.”

Jouno then intertwined the both of your hands and brought them to his mouth. He then gave your knuckles a small kiss.

“My dear, you make teasing you too easy. I love you for that, you know.”

[momo-jpeg]

SUEGIKU NATION RISE UP!!

Bonus gif :]

[iovetecchou]

Fluff 2 turning into smut 7 with Jouno…please *^*

prompt: "You're jealous aren't you?" "I'm not jealous."

“You can take it.” / “Look how good you take it.”

i combined this one with another similar request that said:

“The one who get jealous is Jouno because reader talking with tecchou. Reader is not working in hunting dogs, she just meets tecchou while walking to her house and Jouno knows about it.”

the nsfw part will be separated by the dashed line!

AFAB Reader.

1.6k words.

It was a Saturday, which meant your hard-working boyfriend, Jouno was off from work today! You had snuck out of bed around 6 am. Heading down to your local convenient store. Picking up supplies so you could make your boyfriend some well-deserved breakfast in bed! On your way back to your shared apartment though, you bumped into a tall man. He wasn’t looking where he was going. His uniform looked oddly familiar but you hardly thought anything of it. Too excited to get back to your sleeping boyfriend.

“I’m sorry miss, I wasn’t paying attention.” He bowed in front of you, and that’s when you noticed his hat. It had a Hunting Dogs logo, the same one Jouno had. You looked up at the man before you squeaked out. “You’re a Hunting Dog, aren’t you? Do you perhaps know Jouno Saigiku?” You asked politely, now smiling up at the pretty man in front of you.

He gave you a tight-lipped smile before nodding down at you. “Yes, Jouno is my colleague. And you are?” The man tilted his head down at you, awaiting a response. “Oh, I’m y/n! Jouno’s girlfriend and you are?” You held out your hand to shake his own, and without missing a beat, the man reciprocated the handshake. Quite firmly, if you might add. “I’m Tecchou Suehiro, it’s a pleasure to meet you y/n. Jouno gushes about you constantly at the office.” That’s right, Jouno! “Ah, the pleasure is all mine, but I truly must be going! I’ll let Jouno know you said hi!” Tecchou just waved goodbye as you scurried back to your apartment. Hoping that Jouno hadn’t woken up yet.

You quietly unlocked your apartment door, making your way to the kitchen softly as you began to whip up some breakfast. You were trying your hardest to be as quiet as you could. You knew your boyfriend had heightened senses, and you wanted him to sleep in for once after the stressful week he’s had.

You plated up the lovely breakfast, as well as a cup of coffee just the way Jouno liked it before tip-toeing to your shared bedroom. Jouno was, thankfully, still asleep. You quietly approached where he was resting, before placing the tray of breakfast at the foot of the bed. You brushed the bangs away from his forehead, leaving a chaste kiss atop the now-exposed skin. “Giku, baby? It’s time to get up, I made you some breakfast!” You whispered softly, not wanting to alarm him with the close proximity you had to his sensitive ears. He began to stir awake, his eyebrows scrunched up endearingly before he gave you a warm smile.

“Oh? Well thank you, princess, I might just get used to you being my little housewife.” His signature smirk was plastered across his face now as he sat up. Placing a small kiss on the corner of your lips. You flushed at his words before grabbing the tray of food and moving it to your lap. You made quick work of cutting through the fluffy pancakes, bringing the fork up to press against Jouno’s lips. “Say ahh!” You giggled out, enjoying the way Jouno quirked his brow up at the gesture. But, indulged you nonetheless. “Ahh…” he opened his mouth slowly as you began to feed him piece after piece.

You were enjoying this little domestic moment with your usually stern boyfriend. Maybe the sleepiness was still clouding his brain, and that’s why he was being so pliable. “Oh! that reminds me, I ran into your coworker on the way home… he said his name was Tecchou! He wanted me to tell you he said hi!” You smiled to yourself, moving the fork up to Jouno's lips for the umpteenth time this morning.

Jouno quickly grasped the wrist you were using to feed him so sweetly. His face fell into an unreadable expression, it was almost eerie how quickly his demeanor changed. “Oh? Did he now… tell me, princess, did he say anything else?” You bit your lip in concentration, trying to remember if he did in fact say anything else.

“Mm, no not that I can recall… but we shook hands as I introduced myself to him! He’s so tall, and he wasn’t paying attention so he bumped into me! Can you believe that? He also had his uniform on even though it’s Saturday, I thought that was kind of odd…” You trailed off as Jouno’s grip on your wrist tightened a bit. You brought your attention back to his face, his lips were pulled into a straight line now. “That idiot Tecchou… he never watches where he’s going. I'm not nearly as careless as him, and I'm blind, for fucks sake.” Jouno clicked his tongue and grimaced at the memory of Tecchou pulling something similar while they were patrolling.

You had only ever seen Jouno get like this when a waiter would flirt with you at a restaurant, or some stranger on the street offered you a compliment. But this time he seemed to be… more on edge.

“Are you jealous?”

You snickered out, bringing your free hand up to stroke against Jouno’s bare chest. He instantly stiffened at your touch and words. Your mockery was making him increasingly more irritated.

"I'm not jealous."

Tecchou is simply a fool, and I don’t appreciate him bumping into my girlfriend. Let alone touching your hand, the thought of it is revolting. I do hope you washed your hands.” His face scrunched up into a scowl, you were now drawing small circles into his lean tummy. Still giggling to yourself at his words.

“Baby, it was just a handshake! Relax!”

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His eyebrow ticked up in offense, and before you knew it you were underneath Jouno. He had grasped your other wrist that was toying with his sensitive flesh, flipping you over so you were now resting against the pillows. His frame was towering over your own now, a smirk etched into his features as he leaned dangerously close to your face. “Y/n… I think it’s time I devour my real breakfast, hm?” You flushed at what he was insinuating. And before you could say another word, Jouno was making quick work of pulling off your clothing.

He pulled your pants down past your trembling legs, as well as your panties. He then pulled away for a moment, to free his hardening cock from his boxers. Leaving him completely bare between your legs, as you were now half naked. He wasted no time prodding at your hole, sticking in two of his deft digits before he started stretching you out at a leisurely pace. You let out a sultry whine at the feeling, and Jouno couldn’t help but chuckle at how easily you fell apart for him.

“Look how good you take it.”

Your pussy is squeezing my fingers so sweetly, princess.” He whispered, his voice having dropped a few octaves. Making you whimper out his name. He swiftly pulled his fingers out of your drooling cunt, making you whine at the empty feeling. He slowly moved his fingers up to his mouth, pushing his slicked-up digits past his own lips. He let out a satisfied groan at your taste.

“Mm, even better than pancakes. My favorite breakfast.” You bit your lip at his words, clenching around nothing. Fuck, your boyfriend was so alluring. He wasted no more time, lining his now throbbing cock up to your needy pussy, before shoving himself in with one sharp thrust. You gasped out at the feeling, as he began to plunge into you with so much vigor. His lips were now ghosting over your own as he moaned so sweetly against your mouth. You felt so wonderful, squeezing around his cock for dear life. I guess this was one of the perks of having heightened senses. Sex felt a million times better, for Jouno.

“Giku— its t-too much ahn—!” You wailed out. The feeling of him fucking into you at a relentless pace, hitting all of your sweet spots made your eyes roll back into your head.

“You can take it.”

He grunted out above you before locking his lips against your own. Wasting no time slipping his tongue past your lips. You could taste yourself on his tongue, and that’s when you snapped. “Baby.. ahn.. i— Giku—! m��� cumming!” Your body harshly shook underneath his frame as you gushed all over his twitching cock.

You were squeezing and pulsing around his cock so perfectly, and that was his breaking point. “Fuck princess… so t-tight…” He shot his load deep inside your cunt. Pushing his pelvis flush against your own as his cock continued to twitch and throb from within you.

You moaned at the feeling of being filled up by your jealous boyfriend. He began to soften within you before he pulled out a moment later. Already feeling overstimulated from the way your pussy kept clenching around him, you were really trying to milk him for all he was worth, huh?

He placed a small kiss on your lips before pulling you up so you were sitting upright with him. You had a lazy smile against your lips, feeling completely satisfied. That was until you saw the entire mess Jouno’s movements had made. Your perfectly crafted coffee and breakfast were now all over your duvet. Spilling onto the floor below, most definitely leaving a stain.

“Jouno! if you could see the mess you just made right now, you would not be happy!” You squeaked out, scrambling up to clean up the mess. Hoping that the rug wasn’t permanently stained. He just laughed at your panicked state. He could hear your heartbeat thumping out of your chest from where he sat.

“Well, then I guess it’s a good thing I can’t see, hm princess?”

i hope it’s okay that i put these two requests together! i tried to separate the nsfw part the best i could because i know that’s no everyone’s cup of tea. thank you so much for your support! (:

[jounosboner]

awww jouno is so cute 🥹🫶 #dazaislander

[skreebs]

Suegiku dump because im actually crazy and its my birthday

Also ty to my friend for the headcanon of tetchou having delfiniphobia

[orchidsea]

hello tumblr.

[vypridae]

ok well now im thinking abot inverted suegiku

[nouveauxamoris]

assortment of selfship drawings based off anime bases cuz im corny (og bases under the cut)

RBS APPRECIATED!

[makurit]

I made another

[raccoonwxrks]

He's my precious little boy if something happens to him imma commit arson

[isu-desu]

warm up Jouno

[cloudyyoimiya]

Can i request with hunting dogs, when their s/o makes that gesture with her hand to get them closer, like she’s gonna tell them a secret but instead, she kisses them on the cheek

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY WORD I LOVE THIS REQUEST 😭 anyways, i’m sorry i have no clue how to write for tachihara, so i hope that just jouno and tecchou will do. my apologies </3

Deceitful Kisses; Saigiku Jouno and Suehiro Tecchou

Format: Scenarios

Saigiku Jouno

Walking around curiously, you traversed around town with your boyfriend, Jouno. You could tell he was starting to get overwhelmed with the amount of sound that was in every crevice of the small city, so you decided to drag him into a local café for the time being.

Jouno was currently sitting across from you, leisurely sipping on his coffee. You were quietly reading off the pastry menu to Jouno, making sure to occasionally look back up at him to see if he’s feeling any better. Slowly but surely, he started to get more comfortable in the homey establishment.

Eventually, you broke the peaceful silence surrounding the two of you. “Hey, do you hear that?”

Jouno put down his cup of coffee on a napkin on a table that was being used in place of a coaster. He looked curious.

“Hear what?” He asked, curiosity now infecting his voice.

You carefully put your hand atop of his, and used your index finger to make a “come here” motion onto his skin. Jouno then leaned closer to you, his stomach pressed against the side of the table.

“It’s coming from your left,” you spoke quietly.

Jouno quirked an eyebrow, then turned his head to the left. He could hear your heart rate accelerating, but he didn’t know why. Were you scared? No, your tone of voice sounded… happy. There was no traces of fear in it.

Once Jouno turned his head, you took this as an invitation to kiss his right cheek since it was the one closest to you. When you sat back down, you had a giant smile adorned your face.

Jouno turned his face back to you and gave you an unamused expression. “What was that for, exactly?”

“I just wanted to show you my love,” you responded.

Jouno sat back down onto his seat and let out a short sigh. He then grabbed his coffee and took a short, small sip. You could see his cheeks slightly flushing.

“That was unnecessary. You could have just asked me for a kiss,” Jouno murmured.

“You would have given me shit if I asked for a kiss,” you said after a short chuckle. “And besides, you liked it!”

“How could you be so sure I liked it? Hm?”

“You’re blushing.”

Jouno almost immediately took his free hand and brought it up to his face. He then touched his cheek, feeling the warmth from his rosiness.

“Touché,” he simply said as he put down his hand back onto the table. “But next time you won’t get away with it.”

“One, I don’t like what that implies. And two, you want there to be a next time?” You chuckled as you spoke.

“Are you teasing me?” Jouno asked flatly.

“Maybe.”

“Quite the role reversal we have here then, hm?”

“I suppose so.”

Jouno smirked. “Well, it won’t be like that for any longer. Next time I’ll steal a kiss from you.”

Suehiro Tecchou

Your boyfriend, Tecchou, was currently in the kitchen making tomorrows lunch. You were sitting on a barstool nearby, leisurely scrolling through your phone on a random social media app. Even if your boyfriend was busy making food, you still wanted to spend time with him, so this was the best thing you could do; remain in his presence while occupying yourself.

After about half an hour, you started to grow bored of waiting on your boyfriend. While scrolling on your phone was entertaining, you’d much rather spend some quality time with your lover.

“Suehiro,” you called out as you turned off your phone for the moment. “I need to tell you something.”

Your boyfriend almost immediately dropped the knife he was using to cut up strawberries. He looked up at you, curiosity written all across his face. Tecchou honestly looked like he was unintentionally giving you puppy dog eyes with the way he was looking at you.

“Is something wrong, angel?” He asked, a hint of concern lacing into his voice.

You simply shook your head and raised your hand out towards him. You then pointed at him with your index finger and made a motion for him to come closer.

“I need to tell you something.”

Tecchou did as you motioned for him to do, and leaned closer to you. He seemed intent on listening to what you had to say.

“What is it?” He asked.

You pointed to the front door of your shared apartment with the hand that was already raised into the air. “Do you see that?”

“See what?” Tecchou asked as he turned his head to look at the front door. “I don’t see anything out of the ordinary, honey.”

You let out a soft chuckle before quickly getting up to kiss his cheek. You then sat back down as you proudly watched his cheeks slowly flush into a soft shade of pink.

“What was that for?” Tecchou asked, turning his attention to you once more.

“I just wanted to show you my affection,” you spoke with a small smirk. “That’s all.”

“You could’ve just asked to kiss me instead of being sneaky,” Tecchou deadpanned.

“Where’s the fun in that? I just wanted to see how you’d react is all.”

Tecchou picked up the knife he was using to cut strawberries and started the hack away at the stems once more. The way he cut the fruit almost put you in a trance with how fluid his movements were. Maybe it had something to do with his ability? You weren’t very sure.

“Well, you got my reaction,” he said as he chopped off another stem. “Was it satisfactory?”

“It was very satisfactory. Thank you for your contribution to my scientific research,” you said with a giggle.

“Scientific research?”

“It was a joke.”

“Oh, right, sorry.”

You giggled. “Don’t apologize. Anyways, you better be on guard from now on! I may pull something like that again.”

Tecchou let out a short sigh and a small smile etched onto his face. “Sure, I’d like to see you try.”

[momo-jpeg]

So excited for the season 4 reveal