#himbo graph

[fourdollarwords]

After seeing a couple "top himbo" lists I realized I felt the need to add onto the trifecta of "stupid, beefy, and kind" because a lot of the lists didn't include "thirst factor". Aka, how attractive they are either in universe or in fandom. So the four part venn diagram was born! Legend to the map behind cut.

Stupid, but not beefy, kind, or pretty: Waspinator (Beast Wars) Beefy, but not stupid, kind, or pretty: Thanos (MCU) Kind, but not stupid, beefy, or pretty: Bernard (The Rescuers) Pretty, but not stupid, beefy, or kind: Sephiroth (FF: VII) Stupid and beefy, but not kind or pretty: Bebop and Rocksteady (Ninja Turtles) Stupid and kind, but not beefy or pretty: Fry (Futurama) Stupid and pretty, but not beefy or kind: Prince Charming (Shrek) Beefy and kind, but not stupid or pretty: Quasimodo (Disney) Beefy and pretty, but not stupid or kind: Gaston (Disney) Kind and pretty, but not stupid or beefy: Robin Hood (Disney) Stupid, beefy, and kind, but not pretty: Fezzik (Princess Bride) Stupid, beefy, and pretty, but not kind: Senior Senior Junior (Kim Possible) Stupid, kind, and pretty, but not beefy: Jason Mendoza (The Good Place) Beefy, kind, and pretty, but not stupid: Superman (DCU)

ULTIMATE HIMBO: George of the Jungle

The Anti-Himbo: The Phantom of the Opera

[theinkbunny]

[quietpidgeon]

When someone called link a little green twink in Rina's chat and now we have this golden poll.

I said he's a thwunk, pretty sure I misspelled it but whatever.

I'd like to raise this to yall

This is MY mod being funny in someone else chat. Save that gold for when I stream for you at 2 am.

[sunnydito]

i created something incredibly important and felt the need to unleash it upon the world. the four-quadrants graph of male characters.

feel free to use this for whomever you want, blorbos or ocs or both

[thelostmagicians]

Booksmart | Steve Harrington

Summary: Steve Harrington’s head may be full of air, but his heart is full of love. [4.4k]

Fluff, comfort, slight angst, insecure Steve

♡

Steve Harrington isn’t a genius. He barely passed his classes in high school, couldn’t get into college, and can barely keep his minimum wage job. He’s been belittled by his parents too many times to care about their opinion and he knows compared to his friends he isn’t as clever or witty, but he’s okay with it - at least he thinks he is. It might sting when Robin and Eddie tease him for being too slow or when Dustin sighs in frustration because he can’t keep up, but the ache dissipates when they look at him in adoration. 

He blames his failing love life on his lack of intelligence. Although girls find his himbo-ness endearing, his relationships never last long.  Most of the dates he goes on end up as dirty hookups in the backseat of his car and on the off chance a girl stays longer than a month he can slowly see the irritation replace the endearment in her eyes. He was just something to do during the inbetween phase of graduation and moving out of Hawkins, a trophy to conquer - to finally have slept with the previously known King. He used to be okay with that at the beginning, he got his needs met while girls crossed him off their list, but over time he craved more. He saw how Nancy looked at Jonathan, how Joyce laughed with Hopper, and how Robin blushed around Vickie. He was desperate for that feeling of being wanted and loved. 

Even though he's surrounded by people who love and accept him as he is, he can't help but wonder if things would’ve been different if he was just a little smarter. 

_

“Robin I’m telling you she started speaking a different language halfway through dinner,” Steve grumbles as he’s shelving the horror section. 

Robin rolls her eyes at him, “Just because you don’t understand the words she’s using doesn’t mean she was speaking a different language, Steven. I don’t even think she knows anything but English. 

Steve sighs under his breath. 

He had gone on another date last night, but didn’t even make it past the appetizers before he made up an emergency and left. The night started off great, the Indiana summer evening had a cool breeze, he opened the door for her, and was rewarded with a kiss on his cheek when he presented her with  flowers. Valerie had been nice, beautiful, and smart - maybe a little too smart for Steve. Don’t get him wrong, Steve loves strong, smart, and capable women. He loved hearing Valerie speak about physics and graphing linear equations, he loved learning about what interested her, but as the night went on he could see the light in her eyes fading as he kept asking her questions. The final straw had been when he told her he hasn’t read a book since high school and she laughed lightly before saying “you really are only a pretty face.” 

“Maybe, I’m just destined to be alone, or like a back up plan for girls who come back to Hawkins after giving up on their big city dreams.”

Robin sighs and gives him a reassuring pat, “Steve, you’re a good man. You’ll find your one, trust me on this.”

Before he can say more the bell jingles as a gust of hot air is let in. Steve groans as he spots Dustin’s mop of curly hair and hears the chatter of 6 other teens. He holds the door open with his arm as he sees Lucas struggling with Max’s wheelchair. 

“You guys can’t keep coming in here, Robin and I actually have work to do you know.”

“We wanted to pick a movie for movie night,” Max says. 

He sighs softly as he meets her eyes. Steve’s always had a soft spot for Max ever since they’ve met and it’s only gotten softer since then, everyone knows this, but the kids tend to take advantage of this and use Max to get their way. 

“Alright two movies max and no rated r ones.”

As he hears the bell jingle again he starts his greeting in a monotone voice, “Welcome to Family Video, my name is St—” he chokes. 

“Oh my god, are you okay?” you ask softly. 

He’s still coughing and panting slightly as he tries to give you a reassuring nod. Robin makes her way to the front to hand Steve some water and finish introductions. 

“What he means to say is his name is Steve and I’m Robin. You can come get us if you have any questions.”

You nod politely, finally tearing your gaze away from Steve as you start browsing through the racks. Steve, however, can’t seem to stop looking at you. He’s seen a lot of beautiful women in his life, but none of them held a candle to you. Everything about you was just perfect to him and he didn’t even know you yet. His eyes repeatedly traced the slope of your nose, down to your plush lips, and back to your furrowed eyebrows as you read the back of a tape. 

You lift your head up and he blushes as you make eye contact. 

“Do you have any recommendations for sci-fi, I just moved to town and need something to keep me from getting bored?” you ask shyly. 

“Err- We have a sci-fi section over there” Steve points to the rack behind him where the kids are gathered and quietly arguing over which movie to pick. 

You speak as you make your way over, “Yeah, but do you have any recommendations for me? I feel like I’ve seen all the good ones already.”

Steve's face falls as he tries to come up with an answer. 

“Have you seen Star Wars?” Dustin speaks up

Max and El groan loudly as you shake your head. 

“I tend to stay away from franchises, but what’s it about?”

Before Dustin can answer, Mike beats him to it, “It’s about galactic adventures of these characters, it’s pretty cool.”

“We were planning on watching it tonight, we always have movie nights at Steve’s on Friday. You should join us!” Dustin exclaims as he tries to shoot Steve a sly wink. 

Your eyes grow wide at the sudden invitation as Steve rests his head in his hands too embarrassed to speak. 

“Is that alright with you, Steve?” You ask kindly. 

Steve’s breath hitches as he hears you say his name, he slowly meets your gaze as he gives you a slight nod trying to avoid choking on air again.

Robin smirks at Steve as she hands you a post-it, “Here’s Steve’s address. Movie starts at 7 and bring as many snacks as you’d like!”

You grab the post-it and shoot everyone a small wave “I’ll see you guys then!”

Steve feels like he can finally breathe after he hears the soft slam of the door behind you. 

_

“I can’t believe you would do that, just invite a stranger to my home like that,” Steve groans as he fixes his hair, again, in the hallway mirror. He glances down at his polo debating if he should change his shirt for the fourth time. 

“Steve, she agreed to come while seeing you in a Family Video vest, I don’t think your outfit is what you should be worried about,” Jonathan teases him as he passes him a coke. 

Steve shoots him a sarcastic smile before checking his watch. It’s 7:02, you should’ve shown up 2 minutes ago and he’s a nervous wreck. He sees your headlights before anyone else does and trips over Will’s backpack as he waits to open the door on the very first knock. 

“Sorry I’m late, the petit fours took longer than expected.” You smile at him holding out a large container filled with small cakes. 

He gives you a confused look too embarrassed to ask what petit fours are, so instead he takes the container and waves you in. 

“What brings you to Hawkins?” Eddie asks.

“I actually came here for work, Hawkins laboratory needed another scientist to look at all the crazy stuff that’s happened here.”

Everyone basks in the uncomfortable silence as you mention the lab before Nancy speaks up, “You work as a scientist? You seem pretty young.”

You hesitate slightly, folding your hands in your lap, “I am young, but I graduated college at 16 and recently got my PhD and my advisor recommended me for this job, so here I am.”

Steve’s heart falls to his stomach, you were a genius, a child prodigy of some sort and you’ve accomplished so much at such a young age. There was no way you would even be slightly interested in him, but part of him was willing to take that risk - be okay with whatever you spared him because it was better than not having you in his life at all. 

The movie is ignored as everyone pays more attention to you and your genius-ness. He hears voices all at once but all he can focus on is yours. The way your laugh ends in a higher pitch than it starts in, the way you softly reassure Nancy that college isn’t hard, but his favorite is when you say his name when you ask for his opinion on the theories the kids present to you. It makes him feel important like you care about what he has to say and you value his thoughts just as much as you would anyone else’s. 

Steve might’ve only met you today, but he was already enamored. You might’ve knowingly opened the door only to Family Video, but you also unknowingly opened the door to his heart and started to fill every corner of it with you. 

_

Steve doesn’t think he’s read this much in his entire existence as he has this month.

The first thing he did the morning after movie night was go to the library and check out as many books as he could about everything that sounded smart. He’s inhaled almost every book on poetry (specifically Shakespeare), astrophysics and European history. You’ve come to every movie night since the first one and you try your best to visit Family Video after work just to chat with Steve and Robin. He was slowly falling in love with you and he wasn’t going to let his dumb brain be the reason he lost you. He forcefully read every book from cover to cover, prying his eyes open with the memory of your impressed smile anytime he fell asleep. He’s made countless flashcards and pesters Robin to quiz them during their shift. 

After two months of revising and memorizing he thinks he finally finds the courage to ask you out. You’re the last one to leave tonight, helping Steve clean up after everyone either left or claimed a spare room. 

Steve’s hands are clammy as he ties the trash bag into a pretty bow, “I was wondering if… I mean you don’t have to… but umm, like if you wanted to go out. With me, I mean.”

Your eyes trace his face as you clench the empty red vines wrapper, “You mean like a date?”

Steve nods, unsure of your reaction. Part of him hopes you’ll say no and put him out of his misery, so he can finally stop learning, but a bigger part of him hopes you’ll give him a chance. 

Your lips upturn in a shy smile as you fiddle your thumbs, “Yeah, I’d like that a lot. What did you have in mind?”

“How about next Friday, we ditch the losers and have our movie night? I’ll pick you up at 7 and we can catch a movie?”

You respond with a quick kiss on his cheek as you grab your purse and head out. Steve rests his head on the back of the door as he pumps his fist in the air and tries his hardest to not  wake Robin and Eddie with his cheering. 

_

You’re nervous as you pace in front of your door. Steve makes you nervous, but you don’t hate the feeling. You’ve never felt this way about a boy before, boys always had a competition with you, a majority of your dates ended up with the two of you trying to up each other with accomplishments, but with Steve everything is different. Even though the facts he tells are wrong, it was still endearing to watch him try. 

You’re broken out of your thoughts with a knock on your door. You smooth down your dress and look in the mirror once more before swinging the door open. Steve stands there in all his glory, hair perfectly done, snug jeans, and a bouquet of flowers covering his stupidly handsome face. 

“These are for you,” he pushes the bouquet towards you with a surprise force that you have to step back to avoid them pressing into your nose. 

“Thanks Steve, they’re beautiful.” You set them down gently at the nearby table mentally making a note to find a vase after you come back home. 

He opens his car door for you, waiting until you’re settled in before jogging back to his side. “There’s a French movie playing tonight, I think it’s about Marie - Annette, you know the queen who liked cake?” 

You giggle quietly but opt to ignore his mistake because he just looked too fucking cute with furrowed eyebrows and a nervous smile. 

“And after the movie I was thinking we can stop by somewhere for a late night snack?”

You nod excitedly eager to finally spend time with him far away from the eyes of your prying friends, “I didn’t know you knew French?”

“Uh, yeah.”

The movie was… boring and bland. Steve didn’t understand anything happening so instead spent the entire time admiring you, the furrow of your eyebrows, the tilt of your head, and the gentle bite of your lip. He remembered you mentioning to Robin that you were fluent in French, so thought a foreign film would be a good idea for a first date, but now he regrets his choice especially since you spent the drive to the diner asking him questions about the movie. Questions he didn’t know the answer to. Steve has charmed his way through life, but he wasn’t sure how much longer his charm would last with you, he had an inkling that sooner or later you would be able to see through his facade and you would see him as a disappointment.

_

You had a hunch that Steve was lying about knowing French and your hunch was confirmed when his shoulders tensed as the ticket guy told him the movie didn’t have English subtitles. He played it off with a laugh and a wave of his hand, but you could tell it made him nervous. You thought the movie was alright, but your favorite part was feeling Steve’s eyes on you. You try to be mindful when asking him questions, keeping them vague and more about opinions rather than asking him questions that have a right or wrong answer. He responds as vaguely as possible, gauging your reaction to see if you’re pleased with his answer or if he needs to backtrack and fix his opinion. 

Your conversation at the diner starts to get more personal as you ask each other about your likes and dislikes. You learn that Steve broke his arm learning to ride a bike, his favorite color is green, and he’s always wanted a dog. Everything you learn about Steve just makes you like him even more and the potential of falling in love with him makes you giddy with happiness. Your hands brush occasionally as you walk back to his car. He bites his lip hesitating to grab your hand as he peeks at you from the corner of his eye. You make the decision for the both of you and take a hold of his hand swinging both your arms as he blushes. 

“You’re really cute Steve Harrington,” you say as you force him to face you before gently pushing your lips to his. 

_

You spend every free time you have with Steve now. It’s been a month since your first date and since then you’ve gone out plenty of times and if you’re not physically together then you’re talking for hours on the phone. Steve’s able to open up to you more than he has to anyone else and it’s only been a few months of knowing you but he knows he’s in love, yet he can’t ask you to be his girlfriend. He does everything a boyfriend should do, calling you during breaks, kissing your bad days away, and hugging you just right when you’re on the verge of tears, but he still can’t find the courage to ask you to be his, officially. 

You express your concern to Nancy and Robin at an impromptu girls night, thrown together after a rough week for all of you. 

“I just don’t know why he won’t ask me, I always want to ask him myself before I see him, but then I lose my nerve. Maybe he doesn’t even like me like that and I’m just reading into things,” you whine as you smear a homemade face mask on Robin's face. 

“Trust me, Steve is a goner for you,” Nancy replies as she squints to make sure her brushes on the nail polish perfectly. 

“Nance is right, Steve is in love with you, but you just make him nervous.”

“I don’t understand why though, how do I make him nervous when he’s Steve Harrington,” you sigh dreamily. 

Nancy and Robin giggle as they see the childish frown on your face. You push your face into a pillow whining into it like a petulant child. 

Nancy rubs your back gently, “Look it’s not my place to say, but Steve isn’t the smartest tool academically. And you’re this child prodigy and that makes him nervous.”

Robin nods in agreement, “Yeah, you do know he spent months reading all sorts of books just to impress you right? He isn’t actually as smart as he pretends to be. He just memorizes a bunch of stuff the days leading up to your date.”

You huff in annoyance, “Yeah, I knew that on our first date when he took me to that French film. But I don’t love him because he can tell me facts about the mesozoic era. I love him because he’s him.”

Nancy and Robin share a knowing look.

“You love him?” Robin whispers.

“What?”

“You just said you love him,” Nancy clarifies.

You breathe in deeply before letting it out, the weight of what you said finally sinking in. “Yeah, I do. I really do.”

Both girls squeal as they pull you into a hug, face masks and nail polish quickly forgotten. 

You fall asleep that night knowing the next time you see Steve you’ll tell him. Tell him how much you love him and how he means to you.

_

Unfortunately for you and Steve, you aren’t able to spend any time alone lately. Work is crazy for the both of you and any time you have off it’s spent with the group. While you love spending time with your friends, you’re dying for a second alone with Steve. A second that only you both can cherish when you finally tell him how you feel. 

You’re hoping you can finally catch a moment alone with Steve at the summer bonfire by Lover’s Lake. Almost every young adult in Hawkins comes out of hiding for this annual bonfire, usually thrown by college kids as a final hurrah before summer break is officially over. You hung out with Nancy and Robin for a while and meet some new people, but you’re aren’t able to find the one person you want to see. You finally spot him parking his car and hurriedly shoving his family video vest in the trunk, but before you call out to him you’re blocked by a freckled boy wearing a smug smile. 

“Well if it isn’t the new genius of Hawkins,” the boy teases, voice filled with malice.

You smile politely, “I’m sorry you’re–”

“I’m Hagan. Tommy Hagan, surprised Steve hasn’t mentioned me considering we used to be the best of friends before he became a loser.”

You’ve heard about Tommy, mostly through passing from Nancy and Jonathan and based on Steve’s disgruntled face every time his name was mentioned, you decided Tommy Hagan wasn’t worth your time. 

“How can I help you?” You ask in a monotone voice to show how disinterested you are. 

Before Tommy can start you feel a pair of arms wrap around your waist and lips brush against the side of your head. You turn to see Steve’s grimace at Tommy before his eyes soften landing on you. 

“Hi hon,” he whispers gently, his left arm moving from caressing your hip to soothing the ache in your shoulder. 

“Hey baby.” For a second it’s just the two of you lost in each other’s eyes, you wonder if everyone else can see how lovesick you are for Steve. Before you can whisk him away for yourself Tommy interrupts again.

“Damn, Harrington. Didn’t think I’d see you go all soft again after what Wheeler did to you.”

You rolled your eyes at the mention of Nancy. It’s been years, both Steve and Nancy were over it, being happy for each other and supporting each other as friends. Yet everyone still brought it up because they had no other dirt on Steve. 

“Didn’t know you were home for the summer Tommy,” Steve replies ready to end the conversation with his former friend. 

At this point you see Jonathan and Eddie glancing from their spot near the fire. Both of them looking at Steve, silently asking him if he needed them. Steve shakes his head at them and squeezes your shoulder readying to lead you away. 

“Yeah, summer is the only time I have off now. Between college and my internship. It’s hard out there man, but you wouldn’t know that, would you?” Tommy smirks knowingly as he pushes Steve’s buttons. He knows college has always been a sore spot for Steve especially since he was still stuck working at Family Video. 

Steve grunts in response hoping his disinterest is enough to stray Tommy away from the both of you, but with Steve’s luck Tommy turns his attention to you. 

“Surprised he can keep up with a genius like you sweetheart.”

You wrinkled your nose in disgust, the term of endearment turning sour coming from a mouth other than Steve’s.

Tommy continues to go on, swaying from the few too many drinks he’s had. “Did he tell you he barely passed high school? His dad complained to mine about how much of a disappointment he turned out to be. Can’t even get a job at his dad’s firm with the brain he has.”

Steve loosens his grip around your shoulder, cheeks flushing in embarrassment. 

“You’re telling me your girl hasn’t caught on to the kind of screw up you are Harrington? You sure she’s a genius, or maybe you found someone that aligns with your IQ.”

At this point everyone is watching the words fly out of Tommy’s mouth, some snickering others shooting Steve looks of pity. Tommy Hagan is ripping him to shreds in front of everyone and yet all he can focus on is you. A look of disappointment mixed with frustration glazing over your otherwise sweet disposition. He sees his friends pushing their way through the crowd but before they could defend him he hears your honey like voice calling out for Tommy. 

“What university did you say you go to, Tommy?” you ask sweetly.

“Indiana University of Business,” he smirks behind his beer.

“And I’m assuming your daddy paid for it? Cause you sure as hell didn’t get into school by your merit, considering you spent most of high school with your head so far up people’s asses that you couldn’t get enough oxygen to your brain. Hence, why you and your stupid ass are still playing into high school politics at your grown ass age.”

The smugness on Tommy’s face disappears. 

“And what do you want to do with your future Tommy? Join daddy’s business? Turn out exactly like him? Cause last I heard he spends more time with his new family than he does with you. Maybe he finally got a child he actually loves.”

You knew it was a low blow, bringing up Tommy’s family issues, but you couldn’t care less. After everything he said to Steve, he had it coming and you only wish you were around in high school so you could’ve put him in his place earlier. 

You heard a low whistle from Eddie, “Well guess the shows over folks. And looks like we have a clear winner.”

People start clearing out going back to mind their own business and you grab Steve’s arm leading him far away from Tommy’s frozen stance. 

“Guess the secret’s out,” Steve mumbles.

“Huh?”

“Now you know I’m not really smart, so..” he trails off.

You smile, arms twisting around his waist pulling him close. “You know, I’ve met a lot of smart people in my life, but don't you dare, even for a second take Tommy’s words to heart. Because I know you, and I know that you’re the greatest person I’ve ever met.”

Steve pinches your chin, holding your gaze before whispering out a shy “yeah?” 

You hear the insecurity laced in his voice as you nod fervently. “I kinda figured you weren’t as smart as you let on from our first date, but I said yes because even though you aren’t a brainiac you have a heart of gold. I see the way you take care of the kids, how you take care of your friends. And I love how you take care of me. I love you and everything about you, Steve Harrington.”

Steve blushes, his cheeks turn a rosy hue as he grabs your waist pressing his lips to yours in a kiss so sweet you think you’ll get a toothache. 

“You really love me?”

“I really do.”

Steve presses another kiss before murmuring out an I love you against your lips.

Yeah, Steve Harrington is stupid. Stupidly in love with you. 

[pseudonymjones]

I’m logging everyone’s reactions to coop on this graph:

the himbo tolerance/attraction axis

[itsdanicarr]

Hey Dani, how stoked are you that Verin finally showed up in campaign 3?

I was SO EXCITED. My husband!! I had no idea he was coming. That shriek you all heard was just my very genuine and honest reaction, lol.

Backstory: I love Verin Thelyss. I fell in love with him the first time I read his entry in Explorer's Guide to Wildemount and I immediately found Matt and was like 'tell me everything about Verin'. This is when I learned he was a himbo and the love was sealed.

I was even in a Netherdeep campaign with a bunch of the writers and artists behind Call of the Netherdeep (LaTia, Lauren, Sadie, Hannah, and Makenzie) wherein I played a moon cleric Kryn drow of Den Duendalos who was childhood sweethearts with Verin. They eventually got married.

So when I say that Verin is my husband. That's my HUSBAND. On graph paper.

[wet-skittles--taste-the-illegal]

theres like a line graph of dick grayson characterization and it goes something like stupid gayass himbo > incompetent but good big brother > the middle ground > dick grayson is ready to kill > EEEEEVILLLLL > bad brother dick grayson, and then if you go behind the presentation board, you'll find wfa dick, who everyone is pretty much happy with. can someone confirm the accuracy of this?

[tilthedayidice]

Hey welcome back to my BG3 Hot Takes

While I have your attention, here's a cool site to help Palestine, all you gotta do is click it daily.

This session was inspired by @lipsie, gettin me ttalkin way too much. Yes I am aware that the tadpole changes things, and they have to make it balanced for the game blah blah blah- let a bitch complain.

Screenshots sourced from the Baldur's Gate 3 Wiki

Gale is the only character I feel is spec'd correctly, He's smart but fiuckin stupid, he has autism rizz, mam could not lift any box you asked him to, the only reason his constitution is 13 is because he's been dealing with the Orb and he's used to it by now.

Karlach should start with 20 strength and you CANNOT convince me otherwise, her charisma should be higher also, she's a ball of sunshine and could put the fear of god into anyone, and the line "Gods I wanna ride you til you see stars" will never leave my brain. Give this bitch a 15. She do be a little dumb I'll give you that.

Shadowheart is just funny to me, How can her wisdom be a 17 when she's been cloistered away for so long? Her wisdom is only a 17 in ONE SPECIFIC SUBJECT, a subject where she's forced to give up her memories. Memories are where we get our wisdom. Wisdom is gained through lived experiences, I'd give you the 17 for endgame Shart, but not start of game Shart. I'll take the 8 CHA cause she's a bitch (said with love, me too babe) but she knows enough to get what and where she wants so I think we should nudge it up to like 10.

Lae'zel.... I think it's unfair to put Lae'zel's intelligence at 10. Her wisdom being low, yeah i get that she's been cloistered away in a society that believes its the only way, it's all she knows. But intelligence? No. She might know much about Faeruns culture and people, but she knows EVERYTHING about the stars. And there's far more of that than there will ever be of Faerun. She's the funniest person we know, give her 9 CHA.

Wyll my beloved, do you airbrush those abs on? Do you wake up every morning and contour them? I DON'T BELIEVE YOU DO!!!!!!!!! SO WHO'S THE ASS WHO DECIDED YOUR STRENGHT WAS A FUCKIN 8??????? THE BLADE OF FRONTIERS SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST A 13. He deserve a 15 but I know they won't give it to him. Lipsie and I were talking about him and they're right, WHEN WE DUMP THE BITCH HE SHOULD RESPEC INTO BARD.

Astarion..... oh Astarion.... you're such a disaster. Such a wet cat of a man. Such a pathetic little mew mew. I shit on him a lot, but I do really love his character and development lol. LESS STR MAKE HIM WEAK, he has been starved and living off rats and shame, he can have his measly 8 AFTER he drinks... uh "Thinking" Blood. His CHA being 10 is perfect actually no notes. I personally think his actual INT should be lower, not too much lower, maybe 11/12, I knooooow he was a magistrate, but you can't tell me he's not giving himbo... no what was that word on the meme graph? Himbim? Himbim.

Halsin.......... 10 STR? 10?!?!?!?! You built him LIKE THAT and give him 10 STR?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What in the nine hells...... Weaker than Karlach of course, but 10????? Give that man 15 at least 8 INT???????????? 8???????? LARIAN WHY DO YOU HATE HIM???? Is it because he isn't Gale? Mans has been studying the mindflayers on his own, he's been studying the shadow curse... on his own. HE'S A MASTER HEALER?!?!?! AN ARCHDRUID?!?!?!?!?!?!? That takes time, study, and dedication. You wanna assign him himbo so bad. He's just a whole well rounded man with autism,. (Not a dig on himbos, quite literally my favorite genre of Man). This is just 'cause he fucks isn't it.

Minthara she's so much smarter than Larian gives her credit for. While I agree with the WIS, that's more a product of being so closed off, Her INT is much higher. I'd give her a 14? She cunning, just because it's used for Evil deeds doesn't mean she hasn't been she hasn't put a lot of thought into her work. She lived in Menzoberranzan for Gods' sake. She had to be smart or be killed?!? She's said so on multiple occasions! Just because she's Evil aligned doesn't mean she not smart. (She's just as smart as our average Bear according to Larian)

Minsc...... First off let me say that I love that they chose this image. A Bad Bitch. Anyways, anyone who doesn't find that dumb happy face charming is either lying or literally has a stick up their ass.... 12 CHA. Also why is he so weak? I know he isn't like actually weak... but mans chunked that mimic? Let him have 14.

Jaheira I'll give you the 10 STR, she's complained about her knees like three times in my most recent session. 8 INT? So what I'm getting here.... is anyone not an origin character is just baseline 8? Lazy. Especially considering she was ALREADY GIVEN STATS IN TWO PREVIOUS GAMES. In both BG1 and BG2 she has an intelligence of 10, and if anything she's only gotten smarter over time. I wasn't gonna do this... but left is 1 right is 2.

15, 14, 17, 10, 14, 15, and 15, 17, 17, 10, 14, 15

Make it make sense. I know she's old at this point, but in my game she killed Sarevok again so idk man.

Rip me apart in the notes ;)

But do it nicely...

[storeecbrcod]

I need some more highly intuitive Soap. This man has so much shit going through his head constantly, but I can guarantee half of it is just his mind breaking down how things are made, what he could use from certain substances to make totally new products (that may or may not combust).

We, as a fandom, have established that as much as we make fun of Soap’s little quirky characterisations, that at the character’s heart, he is incredibly smart. Chemistry, technology, engineering, math… this man is a himbo in STEM. He might not be able to tell you what he ate for breakfast, but you know damn well that if a recruit asked him how soap works as a stupid joke, this guy would go on a whole rant about saponification and how fricken cool it is. The blank stares from the recruits don’t ever concern him.

He’s got all kinds of things flying through his little noggin. You know how when you or someone you know buys a new car, and suddenly you see that car everywhere around you? Soap experiences the same thing, except it’s just chemical and mathematical theories. He can’t just exist in the world, his mind is in constant hyperdrive to perceive.

That’s why he’s so good at his job (and pool). His constant heightened sense of awareness allows him to soak up information like a sponge when he finally manages to turn the constant perception off, like out field. Instead of the molecular structure of different plastics, or the force needed to crush a can theoretically, he is able to manage and monitor multiple things at once; his position, his team’s position, the enemy, the direction of bullets, and sometimes even how many seconds it takes for the cease of gunfire from one weapon on the opposite side of the grounds to start up again, notifying a reload.

Ghost made the mistake of opening one of Soap’s chemistry textbooks, once. Once. Soap found him practically tweaking, just staring at the hexagons and lines and graphs and abbreviations, all making his head throb. Soap simply sighed with a smile, plucking the book from skeleton gloves and placing it down, leading the Lieutenant away.

“Don’t hurt yerself, Lt.”

“Careful, Sergeant.”

“You’re tellin’ me, yer eye’s twitchin’ like you’ve been rummagin’ through the contraband stores.”

Extra Ghoap Bonus!

Sometimes, Soap gets so overwhelmingly exhausted from not being able to turn his mind off. (Un)Surprisingly, science is everywhere, and he can’t help but think about it. When he feels a migraine coming on, neck and jaw straining after trying to rein in his overactive brain, he goes straight to Ghost.

Something about Ghost’s dry humour and blunt conversation helps ground him; he doesn’t have to worry about subtext, or necessarily work-related chat. Just silly (read: flirty) banter and bad, clear-cut jokes. Ghost allows his mind to focus on one thing while he occupies his hands. A journal, playful taps on Ghost, a Rubix Cube, fiddling.

Eventually, he manages to calm his thoughts enough to doze off, lying haphazardly across couches, a mattress, on the bench seats of the cargo planes, or even on the floor. Many soldiers could attest to seeing Ghost gently cradling the man’s head, moving him into a comfortable position, even once or twice carrying him to his barracks. Could, if a certain skull-faced soldier didn’t pierce them with a very clear warning glare at the memory, as if he could tell they were thinking about it.

[hayatoseyepatch]

Congratulations on 500!!! I only recently got into wind breaker (July), and you were one of the first blogs I followed!!!

If it's still open, I'd like to do the matchups, but if not, then please just accept my sincere congratulations on the milestone! And thank you for letting us read what you write 😊

About me:

My pronouns are she/her. I find it hard to describe my personality since I tend to mirror the energy and demeanor of the people around me. I'm not sure it's particularly legitimate, but my mbti is INFJ-A (though the feeling/thinking split is close to 50/50). My big five results are: high neuroticism (though I don't believe I have a tendency to show this outwardly), low-medium extraversion, high openness, high agreeableness, and high conscientiousness. (If you haven't done it, I believe it is more scientifically sound, and it's quite fun! My results in graph form and the test itself can be found: https://bigfive-test.com/result/66b8c2752eba3fccae9fa8d0). At university I studied Physics and Philosophy, which I'm very proud of, but the imposter syndrome is persistent. I like reading and learning (currently reading Butter and A Very Short Introduction to Organic Chemistry), cooking/baking, and have tried lots of things but gravitate to things I can do at my own pace, and in a peaceful environment, prioritising process and precision (e.g., yoga, pole dancing, tai chi). I like singing and dancing (I dream of a partner who will do these with me). I am passionate about trying to do something that makes a difference (though, figuring out what exactly, and how, is proving to be a challenge). I can be stubborn, curt, harsh, and guarded/reserved, but am supposedly very soft on the inside (my older sister describes me as a sea urchin). I'm very playful and teasing (I worry that I can occasionally get a bit too mean with this) and a bit silly, but also have been described as serious, attentive, and caring. I am very short (in the words of Sabrina Carpenter, "five feet to be exact"), and Filipino/British, though I wish I knew more about Filipino culture. I drink wine and cocktails. Aesthetically, I have long dark hair, a similar beauty mark to kiyoko from HQ, and dress like Gillian Anderson in her autocomplete interview (but with simple pearl jewelry instead of her cute choker). Foibles-wise, I am comically bad at video games and opening letters without destroying the envelope. For serious ones, I am always worried that I am not good enough and not capable or knowledgeable enough but also that I think too highly of myself, and that I lack sufficient control over uncomfortable emotions.

Fandoms:

I am most familiar with wind breaker, haikyuu, so I would be more than happy with a match from those (but I also like blue lock).

My favourite tropes:

I'm not sure what counts as a trope, if I'm perfectly honest, but I think slow burn, hurt/comfort, fake dating, enemies to lovers.

As far as types go:

I like characters that are generally on the taller side, though anyone 20cm taller than me or more hahaha. I like when men are not threatened by things considered "feminine" (like earrings, skincare, girly pop music, or wearing pink to Barbenheimer). It's difficult because basically all of the non-villain fictional guys are this, but someone thoughtful, understanding, open-minded, who would want to put in effort, and who can be a bit silly. Other than that, I tend to be drawn to the characters that I can see myself in or the ones that are kind of completely the opposite (himbos, or the Kaiser-type hahahaha). I would prefer a male match, if you can think of one that would fit.

Favourites:

In haikyuu my favourites are atsumu, akaashi, bokuto, kuroo, kageyama, and Kita. (Suga and hinata are also up there). In wind breaker, honestly they're all so precious but if I have to pick it'd be umemiya, suo, and kaji. In blue lock I like reo and kaiser.

Icks:

No one from KEEL or Noroshi please (that really is it; I do like endo but I couldn't dare get between him and Chika, it'd be at my own peril).

I hope that wasn't too much, and if it is or if you're not doing matchups, or if you simply don't want to slog through all that, then please skip and just accept another congratulations!!! 🎉 💕

Stop anon!! I’ll cry, hearing I was one of the first blogs you followed makes my heart MELT. Thank you for sticking around and enjoying my stuff it means so much!! (ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ

I match you up with Ren Kaji from Windbreaker!

⤜♡→ I feel like Kaji needs someone closer to matching himself in personality. Your personality fits in so well with his own, your shared interests and preferences were what drew him to you. A friendship eventually blossoming into a relationship just seemed so natural for you both.

⤜♡→ Your love for singing and dancing is something so appreciated by Kaji. His own love for music and his use of it as a calming tool, he (with your permission) would ask you to record yourself singing for him to listen to in your absence. Your voice giving him more comfort than any melody ever could.

⤜♡→ Your interest in cooking and baking is greatly appreciated by Kaji. He realized he was in love with you when you made him his own lollipops for the first time. (He was ready to get down on one knee already.)

Kaji didn’t know he had gotten himself into this predicament. At first he just wanted to get Kusumi and Hiragi off his back, the two of them badgering him about exploring romance. Just wanting to see their friend happy and not so closed off and alone all the time. Similarly, Tsubaki had been pestering you about the same. You two had kept in contact since your Furin days the both of you getting along through similar interests and personalities. You both were often seen as harsh and reserved. The both of you had found solace in each other back then, eventually developing a friendship. Your love for singing and dancing aligning with his love for music. He was one of the few people you had graced with your talents back then. So when you were complaining about Tsubaki’s persistence in “outing yourself out there”. He also confided in you about his own friend’s antics to get him in a relationship. So the both of you decided to kill two birds with one stone. You both would pretend to date each other and get your friend’s off your backs.

The idea had seemed foolproof at first. The both of you enjoyed each other’s company, were in the same friend circle, and wouldn’t push the other further than the other was prepared for. But somewhere along the line, the lines drawn in the sand got blurred. Kaji would catch himself carrying the facade over into your time alone. Holding your hand, holding you in his arms, pressing tender kisses to your temple or the top of your head. Both of you always brushed these moments off as force of habits from being with your friends earlier that day. But what Kaji couldn’t brush off was the racing of his heart in his chest. The itch to have you in his arms whenever you were near. The urge to finally press his lips against your own, growing weary of only feeling your hair, or your temple, or your cheek. So one night as he arrived to your apartment he leaned down, popping the lollipop from between his lips to lean down and press a kiss against yours. The both of you had long melted into the kiss before what was occurring hit you both like a freight train.

You were the first to pull away, resisting the urge to slip back into the embrace when Kaji chased your lips for a moment. His own eyes snap open, an apology on his lips as he slams the sucker back into his mouth. He looked ready to run, ready to retreat into his apartment, before hearing him murmur a “fuck it” under his breath. Before you could blink his lips were on yours once more. Pulling away only after you both were desperate to replenish the air in your lungs. He looks at you, his eyes intense. “I love you, these past months made me realize we work so well together, recently this wasn’t fake anymore. Not to me and if you don’t feel the same that’s okay I just needed to let you kn-“ His words were cut off as you initiated the kiss this time. Your actions speaking louder than any words ever could. He was just grateful that he would finally be able to call you his and it not be a lie.

Extra: Kusumi smirked when Kaji came clean to him on the phone later that night, telling him he “had no clue, but was happy for him regardless”. He’d definitely have to thank Tsubaki for his pestering of you like he had asked, knowing the both of you would start fake-dating only to fail miserably. But hey, you two didn’t need to know that.

[possessionisamyth]

What's the himbo chart? Also would you say any RE char is a himbo? Almost all of them are technically pretty smart (or just too skinny) but is there one, would you say....?

Here is the original himbo chart.

And here's a better quality one without pictures.

People have made variations such as adding "respects women" or "non-threatening", but ideally the kind portion of the graph already covers those aspects.

You are right that all of the men in RE are generally very smart. So classifying any of them as a himbo will be a little insulting. However, there is one man, or one version of him anyway that perfectly falls into the himbo category. And it's Chris Redfield. And I do not mean RE1 remake Chris. I mean this Chris. From the original RE1 in 1996.

He's stupid. He's kind. He's beefy. When we go into RE:Code Veronica on, he's gotten wise to all the bullshit around him, educates himself, and adapts therefore leaving himbo status. However, for a brief time, RE did have 1 single himbo to claim.

Leon is not a himbo in the movies, originals, or remakes. Just because he got buff in RE4 Remake, doesn't erase the fact that he graduated top of his class at the police academy and was clearly Krauser's favorite trainee based on how personal all the insults were.

Carlos is not a himbo because he was a literal child soldier who learned how to handle heavy weaponry and is a quick learner for fixing and driving various vehicles without a manual needed. You also don't survive guerilla warfare in the jungle being oblivious.

Ethan and Steve are too scrawny. Point blank.

Billy is not kind because he fails the non-threatening aspect. He's a desperate man on the run working with what he has while fucked up shit happens around him. He's also working with an 18 year old (Rebecca), so respect is not really granted to her.

Barry is also too smart. If he wasn't, he wouldn't have moved his family as much as he did to keep them safe. He's not the perfect dad, but he's not a stupid one.

Wesker and Heisenberg are LITERALLY EVIL. Albert dropkicks, kidnaps, and brainwashes women, while Heisenberg wanted to use a baby as a weapon and then justified it to himself! Not himbos!

But hey, if the merchant is beefy under that cloak from carrying all that gear around you guys can give him the label if you want. I'll laugh. I think it's funny that he's just loping around death village, death castle, and death island with all his gear just to sell to Leon. No self-awareness. Very kind of him. If he's jacked, you got the whole package.

[swampythesweetsketch]

Do I make a Himbo Jay family tree/poly graph to show all the family dynamic insanity-

[oregano-gremlin]

Graph your Blorbo (Himbo Edition)

inspired by this post

[tellywoodtrash]

Baldev: A summary. 🥰🥰🥰

[the-path-to-isolation]

i've connected the dots. i've connected them

[ID: It is an image of a venn diagram, labeled "The RWBY Himbo Diagram" at the top. One of the circles is labeled "beefy," another "pure of heart," and the last is labeled "dumb of ass."

Hazel Rainart and Ambrosius are in the "beefy" circle. Ghira Belladonna is within the intersection between "beefy" and "pure of heart." Oscar Pine and Lie Ren are in the "pure of heart" circle while Jaune Arc is placed within the intersection between "pure of heart" and "dumb of ass." In the "dumb of ass" circle, there are Clover Ebi and Jacques, mostly just because I wanted to dunk on them. James Ironwood is located in the intersection between "beefy" and "dumb of ass."

Sun Wukong is in the center of the graph, marking him as the one, true himbo.]