#him and his huge wife...

[laidback-thrills]

A redesign of my favorite Science Bastard OC ! 🐟

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[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

Remember when Anthony Bridgerton said:

And then it turns out that this is him with his wife:

[deikshen]

More DILF Shen Yuan because I woke up from that mood

Shen Yuan has an ex-wife with whom he gets along well, an older daughter who is already of legal age as geeky as he is, two younger thirteen years old twin sons, and his daughter under ten years old. He is closer to fifty than forty, and apparently a traditional life with a wife and children was what was necessary for him to accept how terribly homosexual he is.

But that's okay, he supposes. Accepting his sexuality, learning to communicate better... Necessary things. His ex-wife is now his friend, his children are well raised with lots of love and patience. Shen Yuan does not consider his divorce a failure, as his brothers accuse him, just another experience. He was not happy in his marriage. Why should he remain in a place where he was not happy?

Then one day, Luo Binghe knocks on his door.

Shen Yuan looks at the haughty man dressed in xianxia robes, a sword on his back, says "fuck not today" and closes the door in his face. Luo Binghe enters anyway. Look, Shen Yuan may enjoy the habit of reading and trashing web novels... That doesn't mean he accepts web novel protagonists ending up at his doorstep! Really!!

Luo Binghe looks shocked to see him, Shizun this, Shizun that. He looks at him as if Shen Yuan in his haughty fifties with gray hair and a tired face had two heads or four arms.

Well, it's Luo Binghe. Shen Yuan knows that he has no chance to fight him. It's not even opposed to the idea of fantasy - age drains one's imagination. If Luo Binghe is there, great, damn, he really is there.

Shen Yuan takes a deep breath, scolds him for breaking his door, tells him that he's really not in the mood for games or riddles. He has to finish correcting some important files which must be delivered no later than tonight. Luo Binghe is invited to stay as long as he keeps that sword away from his children. This week they will be with their mother, but not the following week, and that is his only condition. He's not going to let the kids near that sword.

... Luo Binghe surprisingly accepts it.

In reality, Shen Yuan is concentrating on his work so as not to think that there is a xianxia protagonist inspecting every aspect of his house. By the time he submits the corrections he owes, it's not even dusk yet and Luo Binghe is sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching a historical drama that Shen Yuan sometimes watches with a look of surprise. Shen Yuan explains the plot to him a bit and when it seems that Luo Binghe is more lost than found, he actually asks him what he wants. How did he get there? Why to his house? What does he want?

Luo Binghe looks annoyed that he has to explain - as if Shen Yuan should know beforehand or just agree to Luo Binghe's demands without asking! He explains about opening portals with Xin Mo, a strange world where there was another him, a kind Shizun married to another Luo Binghe. Something about a soul exchange, tracing the soul back to... him. Luo Binghe wants that kind Shizun for himself. He wants what is rightfully his. Why would a Luo Binghe have someone like that in his life, and he wouldn't?

Shen Yuan tries to be open-minded enough. Well, it's not like there's any other explanation. Luo Binghe shows him his claws, his zuiyin, and it's clear that he really is who he says he is. Shen Yuan assumes that a version of him (different? Who came out of the closet before marrying a woman?) transmigrated and took his favorite character as a husband, even if it is from the skin of the scum villain. Well, congratulations to him. Shen Yuan wishes them all the best.

But now there is a very real, very demonic, very traumatized Luo Binghe in his living room, watching a transmigration drama, trying to understand everything. Shen Yuan feels sad for him. He definitely needs kindness, good treatment, better care. These are not things he gets in the harem! Always having to be the provider, the protector, the one who gives his all. Shen Yuan had always been annoyed by that part of the story.

Well, now he can change that, can't he?

He tells him that he is not willing to go with him. He has a very good job as an editor, his children have an arrangement to spend one week at his house and one week at their mother's house, he has a good relationship with his ex-wife. Going to another universe would complicate his life as long as he doesn't do it during his vacation season.

However, Luo Binghe is welcome to stay. Shen Yuan will be kind to him, but if Luo Binghe wants to, he must communicate about it. And he cannot talk about other worlds, demons, harem or emperors when his children are at home. Luo Binghe doesn't quite agree, but he agrees. Shen Yuan promises him that he will take a vacation and go to that world of his to meet him, but it won't be right away. Luo Binghe is a little appeased by that.

And so, a few days later, Shen Yuan picks up his children from his ex's house and tells them: "I've brought a friend to live with us for a while."

He explains to them that he comes from far away, that he doesn't know much about the city or technology, that he speaks strangely and that it can be overwhelming. But he is a good friend, he cooks exquisitely, and he will enjoy spending time with them.

(Luo Binghe would not agree to that last point.)

They are somewhat wary, a wariness that goes away when they enter a house that smells of delicious, unburned home-cooked food. After dinner, they are more willing to accept Luo Binghe into their home and their life. And Luo Binghe does his part well: he behaves pleasantly, speaks casually, does not terrify or intimidate the children, he is a functional adult... As soon as the kids go to their rooms he looks up at Shen Yuan with big puppy eyes waiting for pats on the head for being good.

Sweet Jesus. Shen Yuan is too out of the closet for this. How will he survive this Luo Binghe who just wants to be treated kindly without spoiling him and showering him with all the love he deserves?

[hydrus101]

Hunched over in my chair violently tapping my foot against the floor as I remember that Charlie’s desk in their office was completely covered in dust. Charlie was out there in Egypt risking his life to get the stone and send it back. Roland couldn’t even be bothered to dust his partner’s desk I’m gonna be sick.

[scullcrusher101xd]

so glad the movie finally confirmed tf2 heavy and tf2 soldier as hatred`s real parents!

[wtftaylr]

OC: Floyd Galante | Story: Doing it Wrong

Former lead vocalist and rhythmic guitarist for De Vries, now co-founder for Galante Records (he did not want to name it that, but he lost a 2/3 vote to his other two co-founders & former De Vries band members, Randy and Myrtle)

[organised-disaster]

I have discovered Ambessa Medarda for the first time

Here's a silly video I made

[motherfuckingmaneater]

Bellatrix Black is richer than Rodolphus Lestrange pass it on

[cowboy-robooty]

PEOPLE KEEP DENYING HIM HIS FIVE HEAD..... LET HIM BE UGLY AS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beneaththeshadows]

Aenar, the exile

Twelve years before the Doom of Valyria (114 BC), Aenar Targaryen sold his holdings in the Freehold and the Lands of the Long Summer and moved with all his wives, wealth, slaves, dragons, siblings, kin, and children to Dragonstone, a bleak island citadel beneath a smoking mountain in the narrow sea.

Aenar and his wife, taking a walk in valyria and Aenar, reminiscing about Valyria!

Back when I was drawing Aenar and his wife, I thought about making her some sort of a prophecy gal, with some penchant for politics like her husband, and I named her Malaena, but then came HotD with their behind the scenes and called her Elaena and gave her a fun backstory, which honestly might be a lot better than the one I came up with, and also, here goes a theory/headcanon, what if Elaena, who resented her husband, decided to travel back to Valyria, or simply refused to leave, and died there!

[lostinquisitor]

dash tonight making me realize i don’t have a smut policy in my rules because i didn’t think about it at all lol. i won’t say this blog will be smut-free (i am comfortable/interested in writing it as long as my writing partner isn’t like. weird about it?) but i will say ameridan isn’t a muse that goes for casual encounters and he is essentially a very fresh widower in most interactions. maybe he’ll surprise me and have great chemistry somewhere but!

[wackywatchdotcom]

actually honestly yeah theres def some sort of rotation system my brain has for discussing tadc characters.... pomnis always in the middle of the circle but whatever character i am drawing a lot is is arranged nin a circle and i just loop thru them. that or its more like a spinning wheel and it randomly selecte a character every 1-3 days for me to draw a bunch and then draw someone else

[dark-elf-writes]

Commander Shepard has to take in her cousin. Said cousin is a young boy named Samara Tsunayoshi

Torn between two options here.

Shepard who, while healing from Akuze gets a call naming her as the only living family of little Tsunayoshi and she can’t not take him in.

(Not when she remembers losing her own family so clearly it aches. Not when she was the only one who got off of that doomed colony alive and free. Not when she ran to the stars as soon as hell she was able to try and outrun the loneliness and grief that screamed in her chest.)

He becomes a staple of all of her deployments. She’s talented enough that getting accommodations for the two of them (and pulling strings to allow a child onboard at all) isn’t really a hassle. It becomes even less so once she is named as Humanities first Specter, but she is constantly gripped with terror of what will happen to him now that she is rapidly gaining enemies

— OR —

Post canon Shepard who saved the world and is trying her best to find her new normal with Garrus at her side when she hears about Tsuna. Garrus hums when she tells him, taking one of her scarred hands (fresh scars. Burns rather than the horrific proof of Cerberus stitching her back together again) in his own.

“He’s no Turian-Human hybrid,” He said, mandible flicking in the way that means he’s smiling, “but he can still be ours.”

And of course, Shepard and Garrus who were never meant for a quiet retirement getting thrown into the deep end of the Mafia world and deciding to handle it the way they always do, together.

[mrsthunderkin]

When your arch nemesis is your ex-best friend and also your brother-in-law, you have to show you care as noncaringly as possible because you still wanna be cool.

Hyram appreciates Errol's approach to concern

[specialmouse]

im fujoing out over medieval icelandic sagas you anime hoes could never get on my level

[slumbergoblin]

Hi Mei :)