#him and his huge wife...

[laidback-thrills]

A redesign of my favorite Science Bastard OC ! 🐟

* My ocs are NOT associated with Vivziepop in any regard. Click for better image quality! 🦐

[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

Remember when Anthony Bridgerton said:

And then it turns out that this is him with his wife:

[trashogram]

HCY Incorrect Quotes

Reader, gesturing to a baby. “Luci, how many —”

Lucifer: “20!”

Reader: “… Start lower. I beg you.”

[scullcrusher101xd]

so glad the movie finally confirmed tf2 heavy and tf2 soldier as hatred`s real parents!

[wtftaylr]

OC: Floyd Galante | Story: Doing it Wrong

Former lead vocalist and rhythmic guitarist for De Vries, now co-founder for Galante Records (he did not want to name it that, but he lost a 2/3 vote to his other two co-founders & former De Vries band members, Randy and Myrtle)

[monakisu]

10-year age-gap akeshu AU in which, after an especially bad night, 16-year-old akira’s family situation has degraded so irreparably that he finally runs away to tokyo, like he’s always planned to. still in bad shape from his escape, he gets reluctantly picked up by a woman not that much older than him and recuperates at her apartment, where he meets her very hostile, very overprotective son.

it takes a while for 6-year-old goro to realize that akira isn’t one of his mother’s usual “clients”. despite akira’s flight-or-fight instinct button-mashing RUN out of fear of stagnating in one location for too long, in typical joker fashion, he stays with the akechi family to help them through hard times—praising and pampering goro when his mother is too tired to acknowledge him, and pulling mamakechi back to reality when she teeters between picking her poison: a rope hung from the rickety ceiling fan, a long, cold bath, a step off the balcony… he’d barged into their life a year before things would have broken permanently, and patiently patched up the cracks that would have deepened into permanent fissures. 

goro in particular takes a liking to the new addition in their household. akira is the only other person he has met who treats him so nicely and gently and attentively—even more so than his own mother. he always seems genuinely happy to see goro come home from school, and frequently offers to take goro out on “adventures” to tour museums, visit aquariums, pet the alley cats, and so on. with him around, goro doesn’t have to wait at the bathhouse anymore. he grows to revere akira as the darling guardian angel his mother had brought home just for him. 

in the end, having satisfied the selfless side of his nature, the selfish side has akira running away once again. he thinks his role has been fulfilled, and that he shouldn’t keep disrupting a family that isn’t his. he couldn’t have been more wrong.

and so, goro grows up with a doting mother and an awful, gaping hole where half of his heart should be. that is, until he meets a familiar stranger in Mementos—then again, in an innocuous coffee shop halfway across tokyo. 

[hydrus101]

Hunched over in my chair violently tapping my foot against the floor as I remember that Charlie’s desk in their office was completely covered in dust. Charlie was out there in Egypt risking his life to get the stone and send it back Roland couldn’t even be bothered to dust his partner’s desk I’m gonna be sick.

[organised-disaster]

I have discovered Ambessa Medarda for the first time

Here's a silly video I made

[cowboy-robooty]

PEOPLE KEEP DENYING HIM HIS FIVE HEAD..... LET HIM BE UGLY AS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[motherfuckingmaneater]

Bellatrix Black is richer than Rodolphus Lestrange pass it on

[elderling]

sketches of my new wol to figure out how i want to draw him ⚔️

[dark-elf-writes]

Commander Shepard has to take in her cousin. Said cousin is a young boy named Samara Tsunayoshi

Torn between two options here.

Shepard who, while healing from Akuze gets a call naming her as the only living family of little Tsunayoshi and she can’t not take him in.

(Not when she remembers losing her own family so clearly it aches. Not when she was the only one who got off of that doomed colony alive and free. Not when she ran to the stars as soon as hell she was able to try and outrun the loneliness and grief that screamed in her chest.)

He becomes a staple of all of her deployments. She’s talented enough that getting accommodations for the two of them (and pulling strings to allow a child onboard at all) isn’t really a hassle. It becomes even less so once she is named as Humanities first Specter, but she is constantly gripped with terror of what will happen to him now that she is rapidly gaining enemies

— OR —

Post canon Shepard who saved the world and is trying her best to find her new normal with Garrus at her side when she hears about Tsuna. Garrus hums when she tells him, taking one of her scarred hands (fresh scars. Burns rather than the horrific proof of Cerberus stitching her back together again) in his own.

“He’s no Turian-Human hybrid,” He said, mandible flicking in the way that means he’s smiling, “but he can still be ours.”

And of course, Shepard and Garrus who were never meant for a quiet retirement getting thrown into the deep end of the Mafia world and deciding to handle it the way they always do, together.

[beneaththeshadows]

Aenar, the exile

Twelve years before the Doom of Valyria (114 BC), Aenar Targaryen sold his holdings in the Freehold and the Lands of the Long Summer and moved with all his wives, wealth, slaves, dragons, siblings, kin, and children to Dragonstone, a bleak island citadel beneath a smoking mountain in the narrow sea.

Aenar and his wife, taking a walk in valyria and Aenar, reminiscing about Valyria!

Back when I was drawing Aenar and his wife, I thought about making her some sort of a prophecy gal, with some penchant for politics like her husband, and I named her Malaena, but then came HotD with their behind the scenes and called her Elaena and gave her a fun backstory, which honestly might be a lot better than the one I came up with, and also, here goes a theory/headcanon, what if Elaena, who resented her husband, decided to travel back to Valyria, or simply refused to leave, and died there!

[mrsthunderkin]

When your arch nemesis is your ex-best friend and also your brother-in-law, you have to show you care as noncaringly as possible because you still wanna be cool.

Hyram appreciates Errol's approach to concern

[nest-being]

there is not enough caffeine in the world to address how tired i am 🥴

[specialmouse]

im fujoing out over medieval icelandic sagas you anime hoes could never get on my level