#him and damian r silly

[birdies-aus]

may I request a chel doodle since I had to learn the origin of Chel's name last night <3

some pencil sketches 4 u

chel my baby... he/him for the child

the bear is named Biam Wildie The Bear :3 its chels fvaorite thing

Also random family members keep giving chel worms .. its very silly he ends up with pockets full of worms bc of this

its bc he asks 4 "worm/warm" which is what he calls wally but no one but birdie knows that for a while

[420jimmyuso]

FINN LAUGHING 😭😭 he rlly dgaf abt jd and i STAND BY THAT !!!!

[foolsocracy]

YOU'RE A TIM DRAKE STAN, TOO?? That guy's one of my favorite, but I think I'm leaning more towards Jason Todd as of the moment. Him and Peter-Noir have some things in common, like being forced to become an adult because of a responsibility that was given to them even though they were just kids/teens. I love my mentally unstable boys.

He's the one that really pulled me into DC. His earnest and obsessive ways endeared me.

I love all the robins though! They all have such different aspects to them that I really like. I haven't read too much of jason's robin days but from panels I've seen he looks really fun. And I had a great time watching Under the Red Hood which also broke my heart. He does have stuff in common with Pete! I feel awful for them both for their canon lives they've lived 😭

Strangely enough I think by now I have more Robin-Dick that I've read than Robin-Tim, but I feel like the Robin Tims ive read have more weight to them so who can say. 60s teen titans vs Death in the Family & Contagion & No mans land, etc. Its pretty different lol

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID in Alt] this was made in a haze but I desperately wanted to portray what popped into my mind upon reading this post. Like a traumatized Full House

So anyway, since Bruce abandoned his family, are they gonna let Damian go live with Dick in the Tower orrr is DC going to keep being dumb and not take advantage of such a golden opportunity...

[annaesterella]

Heyo!! Here is part two of “Don't be Silly, I would never be a Wayne”

I'm sorry if is not good, I just like to write 😞😞

LET'S GOOO

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Mentions of: murderous thoughts, crimes (huahaha) Bat-family going crazy and spiraling into paranoia and Delulu

“Don't be silly, I would never be a Wayne.”

Well, here you are now.. finally, someone in your house, with people who want to chat with you! You can hangout with your family now.. finally home. No more school recitals than anyone but Alfred went to, and even then few times, but he wasn't that guilty. No more Father's Day presentations with an empty chair, no more jokes that fall on deaf ears, no more neglect for your feelings, no more chasing after crumbs. You would never crawl for crumbs again. You felt like you might cry, not with sadness but with joy, as you hugged the bearded man, and then he appeared... "Mr. Joie nocturne" Your uncle.. you ran towards him, hugging him as you smiled, being spun around in his arms, as your new family watched the scene unfold happily. Everyone happy, even if they weren't exactly the good guys, all that matters is that you have a happy family.. everyone happy except the Bats..

Once in the mansion, a spiral of anger surrounded them, especially the bat, who even though he was against violence, he couldn't shake that constant thought of ending that circus, fire. They took his daughter, she must have been so scared, but she accepted, after all, they were her mother's family, but he was going to save her at some point... she was as grown up, as beautiful as her mother.. is a shame things ended like that.. It's a shame he didn't find her sooner, he could have... no... he wouldn't have done anything... and that only made him burn with more hatred, blaming himself and the circus... him for losing his daughter, and the circus for finding her. But it would end soon... she would return home. Meanwhile, Dick was thinking about how everything unfolded, how they lost his little sister so easily to a half-assed circus, but still, he knew they had a percentage of blame... Still..Why them?? They didn't even see her until what? A few weeks? Hatred consumed him too, as he thought about how to end it, how to convince them that they were bad... BINGO he could blame them for stealing the belongings, she would believe it and loathe that circus, and then she would go back to the comfort of her stable home, with her father and her brothers, with Alfred, all happy, and the members of that stupid circus in jail... where they would die because some criminal killed them.. perfect.

Tim and Babs, after hearing the plan, started working on finding everything they could about the Circus, the others members of the family went to see by their selfs what they meant by "Circus" and like the others, they did feel a pang of anger for Y/N exchanging them for a circus family... but still, the guilt was also present, they had to make up for the lost time. Of course she would forgive them, she always wanted more time with them, it just wasn't given when she wanted it, but she would receive compensation for that lost time, of course. What idiots.

You were getting ready for another show, until you heard a knock on your dressing room door, thinking it was a member of the circus, you opened it smiling, while putting on your gloves. Just to see the bats, of course, like citizens, all entering their dressing room, thinking they had that right. You raised your eyebrows, finding it disrespectful, you frowned, but of course they didn't mind.

: — First of all.. excuse me? Second of all, what this means?

Damian, being sure you would understand, raised his hand and said loudly, without a care in the world, while pointing to the door

Damian: — Your "family" are responsible for the theft of last night's belongings

You frowned, and clenched your fists tightly, shaking, as you lowered your head. You took a deep breath as you looked at the dressing room door, then looked at them, who seemed to be waiting for your reaction.

: — Get out. Now. What were you expecting me to do? Believe you? I know them better than you guys do.. don't you dare call MY FAMILY thieves

You questioned, as you stamped your foot angrily, and soon heard the footsteps towards your dressing room. He looked at them, who stood up defensively.

Dick: — Bunny, they are criminals.. you need to come with us! They are not good people, leave this magic nonsense behind, it will not give you a future.

You felt the tears in your eyes, as he widened his eyes, trying to explain himself, you opened the door, frowning, as tears ran down your cheeks. It was like a portrait of your mother at that moment, then, your uncle was on the door, asking about the noise. You just stayed silent, before hugging him. Sobbing in your arms, as your new family gathered around, hugging you, making the bats uncomfortable... you never ran to their arms like that. That was just the beginning... they hadn't lost yet... but still, feeling defeated, they left the dressing room, leaving you destroyed as always...

That night's show was canceled, and that was enough for the guilt to consume them... they needed to get rid of that circus as quickly as possible. What I was feeling most at that moment was Dick, after all.. He was the one who made you cry, he despised your story, your biggest passion and indirectly your mother, but he would make it up to you. He would ask Bruce to buy a magical institute if necessary, then, Suddenly, a pop was heard from the circus, followed by a bright purple light. They ran inside, and now they saw the truth... those freaks weren't the main thieves, you were. Again the despair was in the Circus, once again you and your troupe of freaks were gone, leaving only the children with their belongings. They corrupted you, left you dirty with villainy, and you needed to be cleansed again.

Now, at the back of the circus, you and your family were laughing, while looking at the boxes with the belongings. But the joy was soon dashed when they saw the bats, quickly descending towards the house. You quickly started doing some magic tricks, the main one being your Winchester, pointed towards them. You saw the pity, the guilt, but mainly the anger in their eyes, you see it. You sent your family away, coming face to face with them, while pointing the gun directly at the bat. You, his daughter, the man who swore not to use weapons, abhorred the use of them, pointing one at him. He got closer and closer, while the circus disappeared behind him, but still, your family didn't leave you, they slowly appeared behind you.

: — Hello Batman.. finally discovered the truth or are you here to ask me to return "Home" again?

Batman: — Y/N, please.. they aren't your family, the Wayne's are!

Nightwing: — They turned you into a villain

*BANG* It echoed through the space, you just shot to his side, eyes flashing with anger as you felt your uncle's hand on your shoulder.

: — Don't be silly.. I would never be a Wayne!

You said while laughing, ready to shot again, playin with the gun, before turning it into one of those silly wands, pointing it at them.

: — I am a Joie nocturne, now, I know how you guys work, soo.. let's turn a blind eye to all this bullshit.. after all, we will be leaving Tomorrow.

Their eyes widened, as they clenched their fists, they sighed, and walked closer, soon you heard something behind you. No longer your uncle, or your family, but Alfred, sighing sadly, before hugging you and then feeling a needle in your neck.

Alfred: — I'm sorry Master Y/N..

You only heard your name being shouted, followed by sounds of fighting, before your eyes became completely heavy, and then, darkness embraced you. Maybe, like your mother, you would turn into a spell.. and vanish

[serafilms]

song 69! loser of the year (simple plan) + dick grayson requested by @celamoon (2023 spotify wrapped event) (this works so perfectly holy shit?? also hi cressie ilysm i’m such a big fan)

you make me wanna shut it all down, throw it all away, ‘cause i’m nothing if i don’t have you

Dick Grayson has no shortage of blessings.

He wakes up every day with a full head of silky hair, skin glowing and a bank account fuller than that house on Full House. He has a great job (that he doesn’t even need. Thanks, Bruce) and great friends, old ladies love him and even his smile has been known to make a few people faint.

He’s a celebrity. His life is great. He’s on top of the world.

So why is he still staring at his phone, waiting for the screen to light up?

Because of you. You, his good friend of three years and silly little crush of one.

Yesterday, his life was perfect. He’d met up with you in the city because you’d promised to help him get his new tux for the next gala. He’d made a few jokes and got to see your smile, and got to meet a few fans on the street. Then, when the two of you were sat in a coffee shop, he looked over at you and his heart stopped.

The sunlight was caught perfectly on your face, lighting up your eyes and bouncing off your hair and god, he was so down bad.

Well, no time like the present, he’d thought.

The conversation lasted about one excruciating minute, before you were throwing a few bills on the table, giving him an apologetic look and walking out the door.

“I’m in love with you,” he’d said.

“I need to think about it,” you’d replied.

His world has slowly been crumbling ever since.

Yeah, his hair and skin are still perfect, his bank account is still loaded and everything else in his life is totally fine, but none of it seems as useful anymore.

His phone buzzes and Dick lunges for it.

Jason: hey

Jason: when r u coming for the gala

Jason: damian’s extra homidical today

He frowns down at the screen. That doesn’t seem good. He shoots back a quick idk and promptly mutes the conversation so he isn’t baited again.

He’s alone with his thoughts for long enough to start thinking about his next move. Dick is starting to think you’ll never give him an answer, and you’re just ghosting him now to avoid rejecting him. Therefore, the obvious solution would be to move far, far away from Gotham. Nightwing will just have to relocate. The Bats will be fine without him.

Maybe Hawaii? No, still too close. Somewhere in Europe, maybe? Or is that too high profile a place for a celebrity? Australia seems nice. The sun would be good for his tan. He could live in a little house by the beach. Learn to surf. A simple life.

Without you, he doesn’t think he has much need for any luxuries. He’d give it all up for you if you wanted, he’d give it all up if he didn’t get you anyway. He’s nothing without you. Money or not, he’s a total loser.

There’s an incessant knocking on his door and he groans.

“Oh, come on, Jason! Did you really need to come to my apartment to drag me out?”

He makes his way to the door and throws it open, preparing to see the face of his annoying younger brother. His scowl drops instantly.

You’re standing there, all dressed up, a bouquet in your hands.

“Hi,” you say, smiling shyly, “I was wondering if you might need a date to the gala.”

Dick grins, grabs you by the waist, and pulls you in for a kiss.

He guesses he won this time.

[sophiethewitch1]

Before any asks come in, I figured I'd do some for my current crowning hyperfixation, which is the boys. Did one for each of their initials but Dick got two because I couldn't choose <3

Warnings: 18+ MDNI! , gen soft yandere behavior, murder, kidnapping, dacryphilia, sadism/masochism

D = Darling (Beyond Morality, is Any Act Justified in Their Pursuit of Their Darling? Is Consent Merely an Obstacle to Be Overcome?):

Dick: Dick is the most moral of the yandere batfam, and considers doing the right thing very important. Of course, you’re still much, much more important but… He’ll definitely start small. He’s manipulative. Always begging and pleading for a little more of your time, whining when you don’t give it. And he does it openly, too, not even trying to hide it. Maybe that will absolve him of some of his sins, he thinks a little pathetically. Things like murder and other crimes are harder for him to get into, as he’s quite loyal to Bruce’s code. And he probably wouldn’t kidnap you, just move into your house instead, then your bedroom, then under the covers and with your arms around you. Very slowly, so he doesn’t scare you away. And as someone who has experienced s/a before, he wouldn’t do that to you. No matter how desperate, no matter how many nights he spends taking a suspiciously long time in the shower, he’d never do that to you. In the end, he just wants you to be happy so… so the other stuff doesn’t need to matter as much.

Damian: Damian has a very black and white form of thinking. It took Bruce a hell of a lot of work to change that, and with the advent of you in his life, he swings right back to that black and white. Morality is thrown right out the window when it comes to getting you, to getting you to love him. Murder? He’s done it before. Kidnapping? He’ll keep you safe with him. He’s a romantic, though (like they all are) and he wants you to love him back. He’s irritated that he can’t force that, that if he broke you, you wouldn’t be you. So in the end he won’t ever do anything too far, nothing that would truly get in the way of his goal. Still, with the kidnapping thing, you guys are just going to get stuck together for a while, because he’s certainly not letting you go. The two of you are just gonna have to suffer together till you inevitable fall in love with him. Don’t worry, he’s got a plan!

J = Jealousy (Does Jealousy Course Through Their Veins, Leading to Possessive Outbursts and a Relentless Need to Eliminate Perceived Threats?):

Jason: Jason is so unbelievably jealous it sometimes physically hurts. Like he’s being burned alive by it, which, well, he knows what that’s like so he can say it with confidence. He finds your presence calming, usually, but that first time he sees you laughing at a close friend’s joke, he realises you bring out every emotion in him. This time, fiery rage from the literal pits’ of hell. He won’t ever hurt you (and if he ever thinks of it, even for just a moment, the pure horror is enough of a cool bucket of icy water over his head to snap him out of it) but others? Oh, oh no. He left that silly ‘no killing’ code behind a long time ago, and he’s very glad for that as he beats one of your admirers into the concrete. And if you have other yanderes under your thrall? You’ll find yourself constantly breaking up fights, and maybe one day, cleaning up a body. Even then, Jason doesn’t like seeing you touch them, so he does it for you instead. What a sweet guy, eh?

R = Regret (Would Guilt Ever Be a Foreign Emotion, Overridden by the Conviction That Their Actions Are Justified? Is the Idea of Letting Their Darling Go Inconceivable?):

Richard/Dick: Constantly. Dick is constantly suffering under the weight of his choices, the way he’s treated you, the things he thinks about you. And even as he does it again, does worse, he’ll still have that bit of guilt in the back of his mind. He wants to stay with you, to fucking climb inside your rib cage and live next to the comforting sound of your beating heart, but he knows that’s all unhealthy. He sometimes can’t banish the guilt from his head, sometimes it’s overwhelming, and those are the moments he’ll back off a bit.

T = Tears (Does the Sight of Their Darling's Suffering Evoke a Twisted Pleasure, a Morbid Satisfaction Reinforcing Their Control?):

Tim (Going to play around with this one a bit, if you’ll forgive me): Tim is purely fascinated by you. He’s one of the yanderes who gets obsessed with you first, and falls for you second. Your tears, just simply by being a byproduct of you are fascinating to him too. And yeah, they turn him on. Everything about you turns him on, but the sight of your weepy face, has his cock weepy too. As a sadomasochist switch, he likes it when you’re suffering just a little bit. It’s just too cute to resist. But on the other side… he likes when you make him cry too. He likes when you hurt him, as long as you’re paying him attention, looking at him. He’ll cry all you like, if you think it makes him cute, too.

[t4tmagicians]

"Am I too dark?" Dick asks, at age eight. He's in the first design of what will be his Robin costume, it's barely more than his old circus leotard with a cape stitched onto the shoulders.

Bruce pauses, his hands full of rough, thick fabric. Dick is looking at the mirror they dragged down to the Cave together - it's really starting to look like somewhere lived in, instead of a messy collection of scaffolding and computer screens. He's not glaring at his reflection like he's displeased, it's a softer, almost tired looking expression.

"Too dark for what?" He asks, because he has an idea, but Alfred had reminded him that Dick was struggling with direct communication and Bruce would need to tempt out his feelings.

"To be rich. Cause I am now, kinda." Dick says, like it's obvious. He's giving Bruce a confused look, or at least, he might be. His eyebrows hadn't fully grown in yet, and it was a little hard to figure out his expressions.

"No." Bruce says, pulling a row of stitches tighter. "You're not too dark. You don't look much darker than me." He's a bit unsure on the R emblem on the chest, but Dick had been very insistent on it.

"It's different. I don't -" He makes a frustrated sound. "I don't know why I'm dark. I look like you, but wrong." He says simply, and runs a finger down his nose, frowning.

"You're not wrong." Bruce says, because it's true, and it's the only thing he can think of. "Not for how you look."

"I'm hungry. Can we ask Alfred for pancakes?" Dick says, and that conversation is over.

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"Chavvi." Dick, age ten, says quietly, as Bruce runs a brush through his dark curls.

"Chavy?" Bruce repeats, wincing as he slowly unpicks a knot with his hands - his hair was getting long now, he might want to suggest a haircut soon.

"You're saying it wrong." He corrects. "Chavvi. It's what mom called me. I think it means kid." He wiggles in the too big chair, and Bruce has to hold his head still to make sure he doesn't accidentally rip a chunk of hair out.

"Chavvi. Okay." Bruce says, and after a moment of hesitation, he adds, "My mom called me lovebug."

Dick snorts. "Lovebug. That's silly."

"Yeah," Bruce looks up at the portrait of his mother and father hanging over the fireplace, and doesn't resist the small smile on his face. "It is silly."

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"Are you sure?" Stephanie Brown, age fourteen, asks in hushed tones. She's pulling her hair back from her face, and staring at the old mirror in the Batcave that had been there for nearly a decade.

"I can see it." Dick, age twenty, says, leaning over her shoulder. "It's in the cheekbones. See?" He pokes his own, before poking Stephanie's until she giggles, and Bruce has to remind them to get ready for their mission.

"Come on, chavvi." Dick says, ushering Stephanie along. Bruce makes an additional note to Steph's file that night - ethnicity, white (British-Irish) and roma.

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"Am I too dark for you?" Damian, age ten, snaps, and it's like Bruce is twenty years younger, and the Batcave was only a tiny corner of what it was now, and Bruce wasn't sure how to love a son.

"No." He says, firmly. Because Damian isn't. Later, Dick, age twenty-two, is found fussing over Damian's skin, claiming to care about his scars and their healing alone, but Bruce can see the small, eight year old boy inside of him stood at a mirror and asking, am I too dark?, in every soft swipe of a thumb of Damian's warm brown skin.

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Duke, age sixteen, takes to the family quickly. Dick goes to ruffle his hair, before realising it's too short. He settles for an awkward headpat instead, which makes Tim laugh.

After a few night shifts, Duke looks at a mirror, and grimaces. "Am I getting paler?"

"Comes with the territory." Stephanie, age eighteen, explains. "I promise, I'm not this white naturally."

It's true, Stephanie browns - pun not intended - easily in the sun.

"Gross." Duke says, and Dick and Stephanie nod in agreement.

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Summer is sweltering, and Dick is darker than ever. He looks in a mirror, and to Bruce, and smiles brightly. "We need to get you a tan, old man. You're too pale."

"I could stand to be a little darker." He agrees, and he feels a little more full inside.

[mochimouiemarty]

HAPPY HALLOWEENNNN!!!!!!

A few TWS before the actual art!!! Eye imagery in image one, uncolored blood in image one, one religious symbol in image two, bright ass weezer ass blue + colored blood(??) in image three

NOW LOOK AT THE SILLIES!!!!!

Owners of the OCs -> Character -> What they're dressed as:

@hadowoony - Vita, Scarecrow

@kyayamo - Gavril, Plague doctor - Valentino, Vampire

@feralacidsugar - Mick, Beetlejuice - Ian, Michael Myers

@sanudefinitelyhasadhd - Sanu, Vampire

@csvamaryllis - Amaryllis, Some sort of???? eldritch horror??? I took creative liberties..

@starri-soul - Balckthorn, Mima (Perfect Blue)

@tiredguyswag - Faheema, Pirate - Heera, Witch - Damian, Phantom of the Opera

@simonxkeyes - Ironmonger, Medieval King (how to draw kings guys...)

@melikedraw - Leona, S H R I P.

@anotheroneofthegaysharks - Thunderbird, Sheet Ghost (didn't know what to draw vro as so i just drew him with that one doodle of the Epic Battle between the Ghouls and Skeletons as reference :3)

Last but certainly not least..

@itsdappleagain - Python, Inflatable Dino!

And some silly doodles!!!

They include..

Veemper - Valentino, Sanu, Gavril, and Damian! BECAUSE WHY DOES EVERYOJE WANNA BE A VMAPIRE/silly

Utensil Gang - Faheema, Damian, Heera! They're gonna get you.

A few notes..

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THESE GUYS I'm so sorry If I got any of their facial features wrong, cuz for most of these guys it was the first time drawing em</3 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY TO ALL WHO DONT CELEBRATE!!!! or. like. hope you had a great day, idk what time it is for yall when I'm posting this!!11!!1!1!1

also erm.. if you guys got some sort of notifications yesterday..... no you didnts..... totally didn't accidentally post the first draft of this yesteray.... nope..... nah........ definitely didnt.....

[kamisadopteddaughter]

LivDom 100% ruined the Rhea v Liv feud because they center absolutely too much of the feud around it instead of focusing on the already-established history between the girls.

The shippers fuel this because they see Liv "stealing" Dominik as the ultimate win for her which is why they try to gas their relationship up as something better than R + D when the whole point of going after him was that he was a weakness that to be exploited. If the story is that she went after Dom because she was lovesick it makes her look so bad. First of all, it doesn't make her conniving or calculated, it makes her a silly girl chasing after an unfaithful man hoping she gets chosen. Second of all, this is the EXACT thing that led to Rhea getting betrayed at SummerSlam, she literally brought him to the ring with her to show him off and it backfired on her. Why would you want Liv in the same vulnerable position that caused her enemy to lose? This is on top of the fact that Dom was only a weakness she could exploit once and now keeps running because she has no idea how to handle Rhea aside from sneak attacks.

It's also why Finn v Damian is getting no spotlight despite that storyline being built up more coherently than Rhea v Liv FOR A YEAR. That feud has to take a backseat for LivDom because it's the more popular aspect of the story. They position Finn as a leader, they made it abundantly clear that he was plotting with Liv while Dom was a wildcard but he gets no focus. If it was 3 v 3, things would've been even but since it's 5 v 2 with Judgment Day being disproportionately weaker than the Terror Twins despite the numbers advantage the post-SummerSlam booking has been disappointing.

[v1ncent11]

minor damijon for tn! inspired by this very silly dickory ss from teen titans. also they r in their jammies bc. why not. damian is an old man i should have given him a candle

[hairpintvrns]

IVANA 'VANYA' LI. 30. she/her.

VITALS.

FULL NAME: ivana li

NICKNAME: vanya. van. vali. vee. anything v-sounding. like va—[sirens]

GENDER & PRONOUNS: cis woman, she/her

AGE / DOB: 30 / march 8, 1994 (pisces ☼ aries ☾ aries ↑)

OCCUPATION: it coordinator at blue harbor high school / freelancer

NEIGHBORHOOD: cardinal hill

LENGTH OF TIME IN BLUE HARBOR: local — moved 2007, left 2012, returned 2018

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single

SEXUALITY: lesbian

CHARACTER INSPIRATIONS: poppy li (mythic quest), root (person of interest), penelope stamp (the brothers bloom), gwen sanders (the english teacher), wilhelmina pang (saving face), brad bakshi (mythic quest), ivan (intermezzo), vanya (brothers karamazov), tbd!

SUMMARY. ( note: substance abuse, mental health )

ivana (henceforth vanya!!!!) is the only daughter of marlene, a public school teacher, and ivan, a "man in uniform"—she doesn't know what he does for a living, if at all—who left the family when vanya was three years old. born and raised in her early years in some suburb of reno, nevada, the mother and daughter lived a relatively quiet life despite the former's burgeoning addiction and mental health issues. in the absence of a firm hand to hold, vanya turned, as any millennial had at the time, to video games and computers. her relationship with tech was squashed when the pair had to move around the continental united states... a rather tumultuous three years (to put it lightly) but all is well! because! her mom finally lands a permanent job as a math teacher at the blue harbor elementary school! in the absence of her former bff microsoft encarta (rip queen) and a real knowledge of internet proxies that could've worked on public school computers, vanya instead turns to chess.com and becomes something of a local figure. she continues her (half-decent) chess career all throughout college in chicago, where she meets damian—the last in the long line of ex-boyfriends, and now her best friend. #gaylesbiansolidarity. in 2018, vanya moved back to blue harbor to be with her mother and spent the next three years in semi-hibernation doing odd jobs (name a location in town and she's probably temped there) and IT gig work (where she makes more bank). when damian arrives in 2021, she decides to take up a full-time job as an IT coordinator—a one-stop-shop for all your IT needs, hey it's a small school district ok—mostly to bug him during office hours. in the interim, she's been vibing. no smoking, no drinking, no drugs, just high on life 💕 but also someone pls get her to sleep.

FULL BIOGRAPHY. trigger + content warnings apply.

PERSONALITY & HEADCANONS.

found out she was named after her dad (ivan -> ivana... groundbreaking) when she was eight years old, after looting her birth certificate amid the papers her mother asked her to sift through while she filled out a tax form. has gone by "vanya" ever since to give her some distance from the name, but also because it sounds... cooler.

diversity win! worst tech bro you know is an asian lesbian.

woman in stem (derogatoryaffectionate). girl who got into CS for the money only to find the job market so saturated that she now resorts to contract work instead? hmm more likely thank you think 💕 her CS work ranges from developing silly lil front-end dashboards or any client-facing landing pages for local businesses (+net) to writing custom docker images for AI projects courtesy of some pesky multinationals (—net). as for which corps, she has signed ndas... do you want her to get shipped off to silicon valley or something???

her tagline in life is "everyone's always judging capitalism. but what are you going to do? die poor?" etc. that said. she does hate Big Tech. she profits from it tho and redistributes it to. ah… herself. i never said she isn't a hypocrite

she does have a few things she cares about. her mom. her bestie. the weaver ridge girlies/thirlies/boys r on thin ice. and, uh... are you familiar with… ducktales?

takes up random hobbies when she decides she's interested in them. the results aren't always fortuitous. last failed attempt: woodworking. (sad small violin for lumberjack lesbians everywhere.)

honestly only has 3 real skills. the three c's, if you would. computer science, chess, and being a cu—[i am whisked away into the night]

she will read just about anything. nonfiction. policy memos. building codes. training manuals for dogs (she's half-convinced she's a dog whisperer ATP). even fanfiction for fandoms she doesn't even go to. the worst beta reader you will ever know is the understimulated girl who went to nerd college.

tone-deaf in a way that's kind of grating. please do not invite her to karaoke night.

does not have any social media beyond instagram (to follow Hot Singles in Her Area), reddit (has 50k+ karma and everyone thinks she's a tech nerd from italy and dedicates herself to the bit by adding a beard to her avatar and logging in on cet hours), and upwork/github (has a perfectly respectable headshot and everything)!

her current FIDE rating is at a respectable 2106, and holds a WFM title that she'd gotten back in college. doesn't have any real interest in taking up the open titles and has been,,,, humbled by the competition really over the past few years. it's not as if she has no interest in the sport anymore, or no longer follows the competition circuit. but the light has died out... but also never say never...

CONNECTIONS. TBD still! but hit me!

[breadandblankets]

Masterpost for batfam headcanons/sillies

duke centric (with guests):

duke's powers give him eyestrain/migraines

some tags i liked: [var 1] [var 2]

the signal: gotham's first hero

some tags i liked: [var 1] [var 2]

duke's powers r scary and cass parallels

duke's morning crossword

duke and damian old man agenda

fight, flight, freeze, fawn, flashbang

signal boots light up

duke's google history

duke has normal reactions to normal situations

duke's music taste

duke and bruce need adult supervision

like really don't leave them alone

osha brothers part 1 part 2

duke at bruce try and fire me bitch

eye privileges revoked

duke: ill tell you my secret, i lie to myself

she ra's on my ghul til i

Thomas Family:

elaine thomas' umbrakinesis agenda

elaine's powers and duke's fight

headcanons about duke's parents

thomas family dinners

doug/elaine meetcute

doug Normal Human Man

Jason centric:

jason's this machine kills fascists

jason's food range

calamity!jason headcanons

team up events:

"magic bats": [var 1] [var 2] [damiansgreyson dami addition]

bruce's borrowed kids

cass and bruce being Taller batman

when your little brother is "a pleasure to have in class"

Misc:

tim's toxic era (positive)

bruce learning that his childhood was not universal (jew moment)

dickbabs butch/femme agenda

part 2

harper beefcake rights

league of assasins home ec

my villain origin story [meta-ish]

short batman

[batmanshole]

*a la the please sir may i have some more* your stephanie brown headcanons please 🥺

SMILES IN HERE. most of these r pretty silly and casual bc i dont have the spoons 2 do analysis rn BUT. enjoy.

i think shes got autism and some sort of funky gender going on. bigender maybe. she/him pronouns. bisexual but like, duh.

i think her hair is super curly and she used to straighten it cause it was easier to deal with but she's been trying to take better care of it.

i think she has fibromyalgia and chronic migraines. she sometimes has to take time off from vigilante stuff to rest but she doesn't always want to. sometimes she tries to ignore it and then either gets burnt out or is forced to take time off.

why? because of the projection.

i think she REALLY likes cass' back muscles. for normal reasons obviously. also i think she's like 5'11. maybe taller! who knows.

i think shes really hard on herself esp from a "am i a good person?" angle. she sometimes gets caught up in this.

she thinks jason is a total loser and makes fun of him but they're also on pretty good terms and they hang out sometimes. they complain together. she really likes making fun of him but he knows its not in a malicious way. (jason is not on super good terms w most of the bats imo so. these two are special to me. also duke and damian.)

one time while she was dating tim he got a haircut and she had to reconsider her feelings for him. (been there tbh)

doesn't like the feeling of foundation on her face. really enjoys lip balm though.

im not fully sure what i think her bi awakening was (did she just know all this time? was it a specific event? i dunno!!!) but i think it would be REALLY funny if it was cass esp if she realized it while dating tim. would this happen? i dunno. would it be funny as fuck? absolutely. steph voice tim i have to tell you something. i want to fuck your sister yeah the one who is scary as fuck. yeah. yeah her scary demeanor and autistic activities have bewitched me.

[unluckystarboy]

1. Tim Drake AND Jason Todd tbh. I don't make the rules.

2. Everyone's ace. Boom.

3. Anything that has to do with Bruce x Talia. Sorry guys just my opinion.

4. Surprisingly I've not had to block anyone on here

5. The owo bot one or the old color name picker one tbh

6. Any mha ship fan, not all mha fans r crazy but the ones who ship ppl are INSANE. ~a former mha fan who shipped bakudeku

7. That cheese dude from mlp, weird Al's ponysona. Now he's kinda chill lol

8. That jason todd is a great cook and that alfred was so sad that he passed. WRONG. He can cook sub par but can make a few dishes pretty well and can Def make a banger grilled cheese. But alfred litterally victim blamed him for dying in the comics I'm p sure 💀

9. When people get together in some forms of media that I like but I hate that ship/don't think they need to be shipped bc of personal development or if it doesn't fit the characters storyline/if they just need to be a lone.

10. When a large group of people head cannon something to the point where people include it in most forms of fan fiction or art and it causes misconceptions about cannon.

11. Cheese grater, mayo, and radiator

12. SUNBURST FROM MY LITTLE PONY HES SO COOL AND ALSO GREELY FROM ANIMAL JAM I LOVE HIM #GREELY 4EVAAAAA

13. What the fuck even is that

14. When people write tim drake as being a emo coffee lover who doesn't take care of himself and when they make jason todd be a good cook and the one that the whole family loves now that he's back and when they make damian a little shit (NEWS FLASG HE WAS RAIED BY ASSASSINS BUT HAS GROWN AND CHANGED AND HES LITTERALLY A LITTLE KID AND HE LOVES ANIMALS AND ART AND HE IS MY BABY I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.) and when they make grayson this happy go lucky golden retriever boy and make bruce this emo edge lord who hates Tim or whatever.

15. White washed damian. STOP IT.

16. Making characters genuinely more fucked up than they need to be to the point where it severely derives from cannon

17. An in depth storyline or first person pov of characters who suffered from traumatic events but he things that caused these string of events is not explored. Please explore them. (Ex. The flying graysons, I'd love to see how their demise affected the circus industry and how it affected Dicks development and mental state. Same for Jason's homelessness and malnutrition. Is that why he always has food in his safe houses when written in fanfiction? Pls explore this topic.)

18. Litterally damians live for nature and animals and art like guys come on. Tim likes taking photos. Damian likes art. let them interact and maybe make art together. (PLEAAAAAASEEE)

19. Bane from the harley quinn show ALTHOUGH I AM NOT ASHAMED.

20. Batman death in the family or whatever. Those whole two movies and one hs dif endings like COMMON GUYS PICK A LANE. (Although it's a mice concept it just wasn't for me.)

21. Dick x starfire or dick x anyone tbh.

22. Damian loving animals and art and him genuinely being a kid to his own degree. Like guys, come on he's just a little silly Billy :(

23. Tim and Benard a little tbh.

24. Jason and Tim. Point, blank, period. You figure it out.

25. Idk tbh.

Anyways guys, these are just my opinions and stuff lol.

🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥

the character everyone gets wrong

a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

worst discord server and why

which ship fans are the most annoying?

what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

worst part of canon

worst part of fanon

number of fandom-related words you've filtered

the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

worst blorboficiation

that one thing you see in fics all the time

that one thing you see in fanart all the time

you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

there should be more of this type of fic/art

it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

part of canon you found tedious or boring

part of canon you think is overhyped

your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

ship you've unwillingly come around to

topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

[bluetooththereptile]

If you r still taking requests headcanons for superfam yandere pls ? 💙❤💛

Yeah! I sure can do that! You are the first one asking for them so congratulations and thank you!

Even though I've mentioned I'll be just writing about Jon and Clark Kent but I'll add other family members as well for some specific headcanons like this one. But please, dear anon, remember to send a more specific request if you want to send requests in the future!

(Gif my unknown)

Out of all people a family welcomed you with open arms, and your life changed ever since...

It all started when you met Jon at the Wayne Manor. You were Duke's childhood friend, and now you helped him and Tim to upgrade their fighting techniques. As a young well-known champion in martial arts, and a person that didn't want to get involved with hero work but still wanted to help who saved the day, you were an accomplished person in their late teen years.

You bumped into the boy and oh God wasn't he the cutest thing you had ever seen? The 10-year-old boy stared at you with his large blue eyes, stunned as you apologized for being careless as you patted his head smiling at the feeling of his bouncy curls. Damian had to smack the boy to make him get back to reality.

"The name is Jon!" He said loudly as he shook hands with you, squeezing your hand tightly. "Nice to meet you, Jon, I've heard about you...you must be Damian's best friend right?" "We just patrol togetherrrrrr!" Damian said, annoyed with how it was obvious that he and Jon were close. "I'm Y/N...I do apologize for not seeing you here..." you were going to continue talking when Duke called for you, so you left Jon and his friend alone with a quick apology, not knowing what was going on in Jon's mind.

After that Jon would show up in the manor whenever you were there, following you around with a big silly smile on his face, asking you to teach him how to fight as well. After telling you his father had allowed it you accepted, now having the boy stick to your side, all the time, poor Damian had to pull him out of the dojo to make him snap out of the trance he was in or Jon was going to babble about everything and anything while you instructed him. But you didn't mind that at all, Jon was so cute and energetic that you enjoyed spending your days with him.

"Y/N you know Thanksgiving is close right?" Jon said as he floated in the air "Yeah?" "My mom said you should come to spend Thanksgiving with us!" He said as he opened his arms, hitting your head with the back of his hand accidentally "Oh sorry sorry sorry!" Jon was quick to hug your head while he still floated, making you chuckle "I'm fine, but if you keep squeezing my neck like this I'll suffocate!" Jon let go of you, waiting for your reaction to what he had said "I didn't know you had told about me to your mother Jon..." you said, teasing the boy, you liked your privacy and you had told him before that he shouldn't tell everything about you to his family, he babbled a lot, so it was not possible for him to be a secretive person. He shyly would nod, making you chuckle "I'll think about it" "Yay!"

But the truth was far from what you had thought, the invitation was planned, and it was going to be the first step of you meeting the Kents. Kents knew you way before Jon had met you in person, Clark had his eyes on you since the time you had helped Kara in one of the few missions you were involved in. At first, it was just interesting to Clark to keep an eye on you from time to time, you two even had met before and shared some good conversations. It was just a simple friendship between the man of steel and you, or it was what Clark thought before Jon met you as well.

Lios and Karen found it cute how Jon talked of you as if you were an angel from above. Kara even had teased Jon about having a crush on you to which the boy had yelled "NOT AT ALL THEY'RE JUST MY FRIEND!" Every day that passed the family got more intrested in meeting you, you were strong and charming, and Jon loved being close to you, so, Lios like the good mother she was, helped his son to plan about having you meet the family, and what excuse was better than the upcoming Thanksgiving? And you had taken the bait.

How did you manage to survive Jon's tackle hug when you showed up in front of Kent's house is still a mystery, the boy nearly crushed your bones when he squeezed you in delight. That was when you met Clark's gaze again, those deep blue eyes gleaming as you smiled at him. The family seemed to be happy having you there, they were pretty decent and nice for a family of superheroes.

"It was good to meet you Y/N," Clark said as he shook hands with you, his large hand dwarfing yours. "I enjoyed your company as well Mr. Kent, thank you for inviting me!" "Oh please! Call me Clark, feel free to come back whenever you want!" "Can you come back tomorrow?" Jon aid as his head popped out of his room's window, he was listening, in fact, everyone in the house was listening to your conversation. "No Jonny, you know coming to your place takes a lot of time!" You gently scolded your student, making him pout. "What about the weekend?" Clark asked, surprising you. You looked at him, humming to yourself. "I would bother you-" "You are no bother dear...we enjoy having you around." Your heart melted at those words, "I try to..." Clark smiled as he squeezed your hand tighter.

From that night you were going back and forth between metropolis and Gotham, meeting the Kents every week. Thankfully your job gave you excuses to explain your trips to metropolis, you were getting used to meeting The Kents and they had started to root for you so hard that those roots had become unshakable before you could even notice. How could you? You enjoyed yourself so much when you were with them that you couldn't even tell. How could you tell Clark had asked Bruce to make your job require to stay in metropolis? You worked for Bruce after all! How could you tell that the Kents watched after you without you even noticing? There was no chance of you guessing what was behind those innocent smiles and hugs?

Lois treated you like you were Jon's sibling, pampering scolding you if necessary. You got used to her food quickly that eating out seemed dull to you. Just the way she smiled at you when she told you to turn around so she could see if the sweater she had knitted for you fit you well enough or not made your heart warm. Karen was the aunt you never had, along with Kara, they two dragged you around wherever they went, making you feel like you were a part of their family from the start. Bizzaro was like a cute puppy, but one the size of a tank who could crush you with using just his fingers, he liked to solve puzzles with you or have you read him stories. Krypto liked to join in as well and you had to deal with "trying to not wake them both up challenge" when they fell asleep next to you. Conner found you fascinating, he had so many things to learn and you were there to help him whenever he needed help. You both made good pancakes, well, before he got good at making them he has blew the whole kitchen a few times. Clark, oh Clark was obsessed from the beginning, but you didn't mind, how could you refuse his fatherly affection? The time you spent together working on the farm was the best moment of your life. He was fun to talk to and he always listened when you needed to talk, you had opened up to him quicker than the others, besides Jon, who followed you around like a duckling.

It was nice, too nice to be real actually. And the fun ended when you had told them you were going to leave the country.

"What?" Clark asked as his eyes widened, "You know Mr.Kent, sometimes people should leave their lives behind to make better ones, you always had told me that!" Clark hated it when you used his surname "But I didn't mean it like you leaving everything you have built here behind!" "I don't have anything here..." you sighed, "What about us?" Clark said as he walked to you "Us?" You asked, now confused "Yes! What about us! Me! Lois, Jon, Kara, conner, everyone! You are going to leave your friends behind?" You mentally winced at hearing that "I have to keep my reputation as a champion Mr.Kent...I can't risk losing it right now...my future depends on it!"

Clark couldn't believe his ears, now that everything was going to settle down and get better, you were going to leave them? He had started planning to find a place for you close to his family so he could keep an on you all the time, and now you were talking about a future without him and his family evolved? He couldn't have that! You could get harmed when he's not there to help you, he loved you like you were his child! How could he let you go?

He talked to his family about your decision, making everyone go through a turmoil of sadness, you knew they wouldn't like it, that was why you just had told Clark so he could share this with his family. And they didn't accept it the way you had expected.

Everything seemed normal, and it was strange to you. None of them acknowledged the fact that you were going to leave. And if you had reminded them about it they would just say they "knew" about it, you didn't suspect anything, thinking they had finally accepted it, and it ease your mind, but you didn't know what was going to come.

You were driving to the airport in hurry, Kara had talked on the phone for too long, and it had distracted you. Your flight would leave in half an hour and you were not there to check-in! Your mind was filled with worried thoughts about your journey, not noticing the truck coming your way and missing some of its tires, hitting your car and making it fall off the road, the sheer power of the blow you had had your head making you black out.

You woke up, in pain. Finding yourself in the white room of a hospital. You had a hard time remembering what had happened, but thankfully Clark and Lois were there to help you. You had teared up seeing them, Hugging Clark's arm as he shushed you, the fear you had felt during the accident now breaking loose. Your both legs were broken several times, and one of your wrists was like that as well, you had lost your chance for chasing your dream, but thankfully Kents and Waynes were there to help you. Lois insisted on taking care of you herself while you were in the hospital, convincing you to let them build a new portion of the house of them so you could move in with them. They were there for you tending to your every need, Clark even surprised you by saying that he and Lois had adopted you even if you were an adult already. This way you could be a part of their family so you wouldn't feel left out. It was all a nightmare ending in a sweet dream, or so it seemed...

Your mind was incapable of remembering Superman's figure in your car's mirror, as he held a metallic bar in hand. Later the police report would say the tires were pierced by something hard like metal and it had made the truck lose its balance and hit your car, but the report never get to you. Clark had taken care of it.