#hilarious tho

[slaybestieslay946]

the biggest fanfiction jumpscare is when an author mentions their husband of 10 years and their two teenage children.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE 17???

[bloodpen-to-paper]

Ending the May segment with Ranboo getting their head crushed in Genloss and segwaying into showing a compilation of streamers screaming in agony after failing at Only Up is foul💀

[chialattea]

>you write an OCxcanon ship

>it’s really yummy and tragic and doomed by the narrative coded

>ok but you now feel really bad and want a happy ending for canon character

>that OC wouldn’t work so you create an xreader arranged marriage fic

>somehow that xreader evolves into an OC of her own bc you get attached

>ok but how would it be if they existed in the same universe…

>somehow your xreader OC and your xcanon OC are making out

What level of delusion is this and why can’t I get it out of my head

[certifiedbi]

Just found out Dani holgado vapes. Make so much sense the lamest guy I know does the lamest thing possible

[oddlittlestories]

Listening to Street Race to the Death while driving is an otherworldly experience

[warty-hog-legacy]

[girlbob-boypants]

Youtuber I watch: Now I'm on edge. And not in a good way.

Me, minding my business at work:

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[paintedcrows]

Unintended consequence of creating my own Bill... He watches me draw now...

The Horrible Triangle in question:

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

Tim & Damian: *do the siblings bounding aka fights with their feet while minding their own business*

Bruce, randomly entering the room: Did you two do the thing I told you to do?

Tim, having no idea what they needed to do: pff, obviously.

Damian, also having no idea what they needed to do: we wouldn't let you down, father.

Bruce: good.

Bruce: *stands like a dad in complete silence for a while and then leaves them panicking about the task they forgot about*

Literally in the next room.

Dick, hanging from the chandelier: why don't you ever clarify their task?

Jason, suspiciously peacefully reading in the corner: yeah, just remind them what they need to do.

Bruce, with his fucked up sense of humour: Oh, they didn't have any task, I'm just messing with them.

Dick, having flashbacks of how he and Jason were losing their shit every single time, trying to remember what they need to do: that's... Pure evil...

Jason, remembering that one time he almost cried because he thought he was a failure and Bruce was going to disown him: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

[liquidstar]

genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me

[dead-gay-angel]

insane that there are rumors for a reboot of a show that ended only 3 years ago

[nebulousbrainsoup]

I just had this exchange:

me: i have a thought--

the moots: oh no

and it feels like i've hit a fic writer milestone. like i swear i heard the "achievement unlocked!" noise

[strandedtoodeep]

wade before meeting logan 'worst' wolverine

wade after meeting logan 'worst' wolverine

(original image from Doodlepool – Infinity Comic 001 (2024))

[evelynpr]

Congratulations My Hero Academia for providing, possibly, the biggest and longest legit straightbaiting yet in shonen history.

Bonus points that their final chapter was released on yaoi day.

[bylergetonefree]

literally nothing is funnier to me than the idea of el telling hopper that she and mike broke up and him being like “oh. sorry kid. a great decision tbh, but sorry” and then throwing himself a little party, and then like a month later will’s like “dad meet my boyfriend” and hopper just sits down and takes several very deep breaths because mike wheeler is somehow his future son in law again what the fuck