#hilarious astrology

[saganssorcery]

[pagingdoctorbitchcraft]

Modern Planetary Rulership Erasure Rant.

Astrologers who refuse to acknowledge modern planetary rulers are basically our community’s version of boomers.

To ignore change is to ignore progress or something deep idk.

Sure, take into account which planet ruled what before we could properly explore space, valid. It’s fine if your astrological practice is one way, but it’s another to tell people that modern rulership is bs or “fake” in some way.

Just flat out refusing to agree with people who say, for example, “oh neptune is doing this thing, watch out pisces folks” is so lame lmao. Like I’ve seen people selling chart readings that actively refuse to include these planets. You don’t even have to agree tbh, just scroll away!!! It’s free!!! 💀

Y’all are the ones excluding a whole huge chunk of information and context from your chart readings. And I don’t mean to act like y’all and talk down on how you do things (though it seems you’re overdue for a taste of your own medicine), but it’s kinda just the truth. So much depth is added to a reading by acknowledging the newer parts of our solar system. Not to mention, popular opinion seems to be that the modern planets make more sense ruling the signs that they do. Might be simpler if y’all just say y’all wanna be different/contrarians, no? Lmao.

Even weirder is the people who do this, who have some kind of superiority complex about it 💀 like yes, congrats, you’re several decades behind the rest of us. You’re soooo much better at astrology than the rest of us??? Because that makes sense???

Reddit is particularly full of these obnoxious astro-boomers. People will ask a question ab what neptune is affecting in their chart and the astro-boomers descend and start spouting shit like “I don’t consider neptune in my readings blah blah blah”. If you don’t know, don’t comment 💀

Things are forever evolving and changing, no matter the area of life. Either get on our level, or don’t. But don’t be a dick about it. When you’re a dick about it, then I have to be a dick about it and no one wants that 💀

& That’s on trickle-down dickonomics. Lmao.

Don’t even get me started on the major asteroids.

[flannyjanny]

[crystaltoa]

Sometimes, the context makes the "He would Not Fucking Say That" dialogue the only reasonable option.

Nuju, in any Earth-based human AU, would be the first person to tell you astrology is a load of crap. You think you can predict the future using the position of the stars? He will laugh in your face and then give you a two hour rant about why it's total BS.

[fvckastrology]

advice for the rising signs 🌅

do people still use tumblr?

aries: unclench your jaw sis

taurus: put some jewelry on, you showered today right?

gemini: pick ONE person in your phone and stop leading on the rest my guy

cancer: apologize to them!!!! you know who!

leo: nothing baby you’re perfect (saving myself an argument here)

virgo: drink your probiotics, baby bubblegut ily

libra: stop cheating on your gf/bf/theyf

scorpio: take a yoga class, fucking chill bro

sagittarius: opposite of scorpio, don’t chill, straighten up, get it together messy bitch

capricorn: order a pizza, take a day off, rob a bank, who knows?

aquarius: go to the library and learn to sit with your thoughts….. QUIETLY.

pisces: throw away your vape & block him

disclaimer: i’m not a licensed advice-giver, you are not a sim you have free will & autonomy xo

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

What’s your favorite bit of lore? Or favorite holiday/festival in genshin they’re pretty neat

i'm absolutely biased towards lantern rite tbh

as for bit of lore, i'm not really sure. i feel like 'bit of lore' is really weird to define, bc ultimately most lore is all connected into bigger pictures. obviously i'm partial towards liyue lore in general, but as for a specific little bit...

probably still the possibility that zhongli is partial to archery.

[oceancoresunset]

Mf it’s cancerian season you better be nice to my crustacean ass

[astro-tag-9]

Hello🌸💕

Can you, please, do the caracter gift to me🌸

Sun Capricorn VII

Moon Capricorn VII

Ascendant Gemini

Venus Sagittarius

Thank youuu😇🙏🏽🌸

🌸 Hilary Banks 🌸

(Fresh Prince of Bel Air)

[astrobydalia]

I just find it so funny how some astrologers are like "if a major aspect is above 1ºorb it is not significant!" meanwhile you got people panicking over a random sesquiquadrate of 3ºorb

[yellowfingcr]

false starcaller

[seafoamreadings]

when i was at the beginning of grad school and struggling a lot i would always (half) joke that if physics didn't work out at least there's always astrology lol.

now that i'm at my last class of my phd and struggling again i make this joke even more i think, because i've also gotten more astrology knowledge and more of a following on here. obviously i'm not going to quit at this late stage when i'm just struggling and in no danger of actually being kicked out or anything, i would just retake the course. but.

yall physics is hard, i love it and i'm glad i'm learning it and i don't mind not being the smartest one in the room but astrology comes to me much more naturally. if you want to contribute to my temptation to become a professional woowoo lady, the best ways you can support me against my fear of student loan debt is join my patreon or buy readings from me

[flannyjanny]

[sixthwater]

Natives with a 6H Venus when people say they're always romantically involved with their co-workers

[istra-ish-sucha-geek]

Henceforth I shall only be referring to stars as “gaslighting” because stars are gas that emits light.

[jaiminiastro]

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[gromlyn]

finally playing elden ring, this is Mourn