#capricorn memes

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* ˚ ✦Capricorn observation* ˚ ✦

• Like any earth sign they like a timeless look or something fitting to their environment (messy environment messy look, clean environment clean look, picking up what I’m putting down?)

It also kind applies to when they’re looking for love interests.

• Very “old school” probably has a collection of some kind, maybe along the lines of retro memorabilia or collections of antiques (that they only think looks good) or they’re place looks bare because they could never spend money on “that pointless crap”

(I’ve almost met a lot of Capricorn placements who collects comic books.)

• They could never spend large amounts of money unless it’s apart of their “whole master plan” aka they will do anything to get ahead in their job or career even if it means hurting your feelings or taking your position!

That’s earths sign kinda of competitiveness.

• I personally feel like thrifting was invented by a Capricorn or the Russian mail order bride service, both ends mean business for one common thing, not love…. But money.

In some cases it means love.

• Capricorn in love is like a strong tree trunk if you appreciate it enough and have enough patience.

Can you stay all 4 seasons?

• Can you handle a Capricorn’s depression or seasonal depression because they rather get the bag than celebrate holidays including if they live far away from family.

•Free time for Capricorn means learning/ planning how to get more money when they DO have free time (which is never, they’re always busy) or tinkering around trying to make something (crafty) or fixing something that needed to be fixed 6 months ago.

They procrastinate a bit here and there.

• Just like a cancer they like they’re space and personal space but not carrying they’re home on they’re back like cancer, that’s what they lack and leads them to depression, dating a cancer can help them gain that nostalgia back for them but won’t solve there depression! (Don’t use water signs as emotional body bags.

• They do love the used, daddy issues, mommy issues people, because earlier on their life or childhood they had to grow up fast and never really shown love or proper love towards them. So they do the same.

Whata cycle Capricorn!

• They mentally think like a teenager but have a body like a 80 year old. Having back pains in highschool? And problems with they’re knees?

• Do you have crooked teeth? Deep voice? Sometimes raspy? Small face features but a long nasal cavity? Did you ever have those gold/silver caps in your teeth while growing up?

• The males are into older women, and women are into younger guys.

• Shy when it comes to love but very confident when it comes to money.

• Once when you have everything why do you feel like you gotta keep searching?

•How does it feel to chase something you don’t even know what your chasing?

[throatgina-sausage]

[saganssorcery]

[badbitchzodiac]

A Capricorn's independence level is legendary! ♑️ Tag a bad one and check out our store today! 💕

[prettypumpkinsblog]

And I like it 😂

[demonicwriterwannabe]

as a capricorn I 100% agree. I ain't sacrificing myself for shit!

[honey-bitch]

(this post is inncorrect and is for April fools don't take anything said here for fact) ASTROLOGY CONTROVERSIAL OBSERVATIONS!!!

I’m not responsible for any misconceptions! Use common sense and double check!

💀 Idk who said that the 7th house represents marriage. Like people who say that are. 😵‍💫. The 12th house represents marriage as it’s a Pisces house and Venus (love and affection) is exulted in Pisces .

💀 The moon doesn’t represent mother but rather the father because it’s the closest body to earth and is constantly there.

💀 On the other hand the sun is what you’re attracted to as you naturally want to embody and therefore are attracted to similar qualities.

💀In general the sun is more important in synastry and I arguably the best planet ever. Like if you’re a libra and getting with an Aries… good luck.

💀Scorpios and people with mars prominence in their chart will commit crimes quite rampantly - no exceptions.

💀Aries placements are the real people pleasers as they act so crazy to get attention from others.

💀People with Venus ruled 6th house are lazy because Venus rules relaxation and therefore these natives can he lacking when it comes to hygiene

💀The 12th house is ruled by Pisces which is ruled by Jupiter. This naturally makes these natives very extravorted and silly.

💀Since Scorpio ruled lies, and betrayal this naturally means that taurus are honest individuals, and they never lie.

Hope you guys like it and please comment down your opinions!!!

[scorpiohive]

[scorp-simran]

Astrology Observations

Someone with Neptune in the 8th house can be sexually fluid... Whichever house Neptune sits in it can make it very changeable. In the 2nd house it can give an unstable income.

Capricorn Rising are MODELS😇 They appear to have a resting face and bony body structure. Everything about them is just *chef kisses* Gisele Bundchen is a typical Capricorn Rising.

Aquarius Venus will be weird and maybe unusual lovers? They are attracted to anything unconventional and are one.

If someone's moon falls into your 8th house, that person will be absolutely obsessed with you. They can't deny the fact that they are into you.

Capricorn moons seem to hate facetime lol.

Venus in 3rd/Gemini need to have mental attraction with their partners for it to get anywhere. If they don't have this, the relationship could feel shallow.

(This was my interpretation. Only take what resonates...)

[multidimensionalguidance]

saturn women and their baby girl (lunar or venusian man)

[harmoonix]

Capricorn/Virgo and Taurus Moons when someone doesn't agree with them:

[throatgina-sausage]

I always tell myself not to get my hopes up so I can avoid feeling disappointed.

Only to get disappointed every time because I go behind my own back and secretly get my hopes up.

[imagineastrology]

🩵 How to get through the day for your sign 🩵

*this is joke*

Aries Moon: Buy a subscription for Calm. Bring multiple lavender sprays out with you. Have a post-it note with the words: “the world does not revolve around me” in your bag ;) 

Taurus Moon: Make sure to pack jewellery for every limb on your body. Spray perfume every 15 minutes to burn people’s noses with your ‘charm’.

Gemini Moon: Buy platform shoes to show off your intelligence and assert dominance over people. Remind yourself to interrupt people when they’re talking. NEVER forget to bring paracetamol for the constant headache inducing psycho-analysis of yourself.

Cancer Moon: Bring your go-to bubble-wrap to cover yourself in when interacting with other humans. To maintain your peace, ensure you take your anger out on the world, it is nearly always their problem ;)

Leo Moon: Remember to talk really slowly to people, just to make sure they know you’re talking about. Wear fluorescent everything. The only time when you get anxious is if you self-reflect for one second - so just don’t do it! :D

Virgo Moon: People need to be reminded of the disgusting and depressing nooks and crannies of life so make sure you remind them. Also don’t ever smile during the day as it gives you crow’s feet. 

Libra Moon: Play music without headphones on your commute. Daily life is for feeling like you’ve taken 456 ecstasy pills so if you feel sad, gaslight yourself into feeling vague happiness.

Scorpio Moon: People adore being psycho-analysed at 7am so remember to stare into their soul as they talk about what type of coffee they like. Please - for the sake of humanity, take your antidepressants. 

Sagittarius Moon: Bring your travel microphone to express yourself obnoxiously during the day. People love it when you speak your mind. 

Capricorn Moon: Keep a timer for when you take a break longer than 10 minutes. Keep your peace by isolating yourself from people, and remember to think about being productive, rather than feeling your emotions when you feel sad. 

Aquarius Moon: Remind yourself of that astro-physics documentary when you get home. Definitely remind yourself that you could take over the world if you wanted to. 

Pisces Moon: You can ground yourself by imagining that everyone is out to get you, and that your clinginess is justified. Don’t forget to bring your exercise mat for that daily hot yoga session. 

*A lil reminder that this is a joke! If you are truly struggling to get through the day, please speak to a professional or drop me a message if you need to*

[astrokoe]

[alyjojo]

🔨 Capricorn 🍽️

[highlyspecificsigns]

the signs as spongebob squarepants time cards

ARIES:

TAURUS:

GEMINI:

CANCER:

LEO:

VIRGO:

LIBRA:

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS:

CAPRICORN:

AQUARIUS:

PISCES: