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heyitsmeyourfavoritechick ยท 1 year ago
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* หš โœฆCapricorn observation* หš โœฆ
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โ€ข Like any earth sign they like a timeless look or something fitting to their environment (messy environment messy look, clean environment clean look, picking up what Iโ€™m putting down?)
It also kind applies to when theyโ€™re looking for love interests.
โ€ข Very โ€œold schoolโ€ probably has a collection of some kind, maybe along the lines of retro memorabilia or collections of antiques (that they only think looks good) or theyโ€™re place looks bare because they could never spend money on โ€œthat pointless crapโ€
(Iโ€™ve almost met a lot of Capricorn placements who collects comic books.)
โ€ข They could never spend large amounts of money unless itโ€™s apart of their โ€œwhole master planโ€ aka they will do anything to get ahead in their job or career even if it means hurting your feelings or taking your position!
Thatโ€™s earths sign kinda of competitiveness.
โ€ข I personally feel like thrifting was invented by a Capricorn or the Russian mail order bride service, both ends mean business for one common thing, not loveโ€ฆ. But money.
In some cases it means love.
โ€ข Capricorn in love is like a strong tree trunk if you appreciate it enough and have enough patience.
Can you stay all 4 seasons?
โ€ข Can you handle a Capricornโ€™s depression or seasonal depression because they rather get the bag than celebrate holidays including if they live far away from family.
โ€ขFree time for Capricorn means learning/ planning how to get more money when they DO have free time (which is never, theyโ€™re always busy) or tinkering around trying to make something (crafty) or fixing something that needed to be fixed 6 months ago.
They procrastinate a bit here and there.
โ€ข Just like a cancer they like theyโ€™re space and personal space but not carrying theyโ€™re home on theyโ€™re back like cancer, thatโ€™s what they lack and leads them to depression, dating a cancer can help them gain that nostalgia back for them but wonโ€™t solve there depression! (Donโ€™t use water signs as emotional body bags.
โ€ข They do love the used, daddy issues, mommy issues people, because earlier on their life or childhood they had to grow up fast and never really shown love or proper love towards them. So they do the same.
Whata cycle Capricorn!
โ€ข They mentally think like a teenager but have a body like a 80 year old. Having back pains in highschool? And problems with theyโ€™re knees?
โ€ข Do you have crooked teeth? Deep voice? Sometimes raspy? Small face features but a long nasal cavity? Did you ever have those gold/silver caps in your teeth while growing up?
โ€ข The males are into older women, and women are into younger guys.
โ€ข Shy when it comes to love but very confident when it comes to money.
โ€ข Once when you have everything why do you feel like you gotta keep searching?
โ€ขHow does it feel to chase something you donโ€™t even know what your chasing?
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throatgina-sausage ยท 1 year ago
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saganssorcery ยท 8 months ago
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crohniewitch ยท 2 years ago
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badbitchzodiac ยท 11 months ago
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A Capricorn's independence level is legendary! โ™‘๏ธ Tag a bad one and check out our store today! ๐Ÿ’•
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prettypumpkinsblog ยท 1 year ago
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And I like it ๐Ÿ˜‚
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scorpiohive ยท 6 months ago
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scorp-simran ยท 2 months ago
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Astrology Observations
Someone with Neptune in the 8th house can be sexually fluid... Whichever house Neptune sits in it can make it very changeable. In the 2nd house it can give an unstable income.
Capricorn Rising are MODELS๐Ÿ˜‡ They appear to have a resting face and bony body structure. Everything about them is just *chef kisses* Gisele Bundchen is a typical Capricorn Rising.
Aquarius Venus will be weird and maybe unusual lovers? They are attracted to anything unconventional and are one.
If someone's moon falls into your 8th house, that person will be absolutely obsessed with you. They can't deny the fact that they are into you.
Capricorn moons seem to hate facetime lol.
Venus in 3rd/Gemini need to have mental attraction with their partners for it to get anywhere. If they don't have this, the relationship could feel shallow.
(This was my interpretation. Only take what resonates...)
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multidimensionalguidance ยท 7 months ago
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saturn women and their baby girl (lunar or venusian man)
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imagineastrology ยท 7 months ago
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๐Ÿฉต How to get through the day for your sign ๐Ÿฉต
*this is joke*
Aries Moon: Buy a subscription for Calm. Bring multiple lavender sprays out with you. Have a post-it note with the words: โ€œthe world does not revolve around meโ€ in your bag ;)ย 
Taurus Moon: Make sure to pack jewellery for every limb on your body. Spray perfume every 15 minutes to burn peopleโ€™s noses with your โ€˜charmโ€™.
Gemini Moon: Buy platform shoes to show off your intelligence and assert dominance over people. Remind yourself to interrupt people when theyโ€™re talking. NEVER forget to bring paracetamol for the constant headache inducing psycho-analysis of yourself.
Cancer Moon: Bring your go-to bubble-wrap to cover yourself in when interacting with other humans. To maintain your peace, ensure you take your anger out on the world, it is nearly always their problem ;)
Leo Moon: Remember to talk really slowly to people, just to make sure they know youโ€™re talking about. Wear fluorescent everything. The only time when you get anxious is if you self-reflect for one second - so just donโ€™t do it! :D
Virgo Moon: People need to be reminded of the disgusting and depressing nooks and crannies of life so make sure you remind them. Also donโ€™t ever smile during the day as it gives you crowโ€™s feet.ย 
Libra Moon: Play music without headphones on your commute. Daily life is for feeling like youโ€™ve taken 456 ecstasy pills so if you feel sad, gaslight yourself into feeling vague happiness.
Scorpio Moon: People adore being psycho-analysed at 7am so remember to stare into their soul as they talk about what type of coffee they like. Please - for the sake of humanity, take your antidepressants.ย 
Sagittarius Moon: Bring your travel microphone to express yourself obnoxiously during the day. People love it when you speak your mind.ย 
Capricorn Moon: Keep a timer for when you take a break longer than 10 minutes. Keep your peace by isolating yourself from people, and remember to think about being productive, rather than feeling your emotions when you feel sad.ย 
Aquarius Moon: Remind yourself of that astro-physics documentary when you get home. Definitely remind yourself that you could take over the world if you wanted to.ย 
Pisces Moon: You can ground yourself by imagining that everyone is out to get you, and that your clinginess is justified. Donโ€™t forget to bring your exercise mat for that daily hot yoga session.ย 
*A lil reminder that this is a joke! If you are truly struggling to get through the day, please speak to a professional or drop me a message if you need to*
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hopeastrz ยท 2 years ago
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๐€๐’๐“๐‘๐Ž๐‹๐Ž๐†๐˜ ๐Ž๐๐’๐„๐‘๐•๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐๐’๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘ 
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๐๐จ๐ญ๐ž: ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐จ๐ฅ๐จ๐ ๐ฒ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ!, ๐ข๐ฆ ๐ง๐จ ๐ž๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐ญ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฌ๐ž ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ซ๐š๐ง๐๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐›๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐ฏ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ข ๐ง๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ž๐ -๐๐ฎ๐ก!-
11๐ญ๐ก ๐‡๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐•๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ from my opinion is a fame indicator, aside from wealth i think it gives you such a grace that makes people fascinated by you. SZA has her venus in 11th house, Thewizardliz has her venus in the 11th house too!, madonna, lady gaga, heath ledger, if you noticed most of them are really loved.
๐‚๐š๐ฉ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐จ๐ซ๐ง ๐ฆ๐จ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ are the mothers of their own mother and itโ€™s really heartbreaking sometimes, they are extremely responsible from a young age and they faced an extremely hard childhood, i just really wanna hug them!!.
+ ๐‚๐š๐ฉ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐จ๐ซ๐ง ๐ฆ๐จ๐จ๐ง might indicate daddy issues.
Money plays a big role for 2๐ง๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ individuals. Even if they donโ€™t care about it and think its superficial, itโ€™s just the main theme of their lives + they are really lucky in money matters too, in my opinion itโ€™s a loveโ€”hate relationship between them and money!.
On the other hand 2๐ง๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐ง are such a spoiled baby girls omg!!!. My sister has this placement and sheโ€™s always gifted expensive things on daily basis from her colleagues or literally random people, chocolates, jewelry, expensive bagsโ€ฆ nope who said im jealous.
I donโ€™t really remember where Iโ€™ve read this information, but i can confirm that 2,14, 26 ๐ƒ๐ž๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ฌ are indeed lucky degrees. Even if you have one, your the embodiment of lucky girl syndrome and grace.
Lots of people say that scorpio placements are revengeful and i kinda agree as a scorpio venus girlie, but trust me bro ๐‹๐ž๐จ ๐ฆ๐จ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐œ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ arenโ€™t mentioned enough with us in this topic too, they are so vengeful.. itโ€™s almost scary, frightening. The difference between them and us is that scorpios will hate you and show you they hate you, we donโ€™t sugarcoat shit darling, but the other two? Oh they know how to destroy you kindly.
๐‹๐ž๐จ ๐ฆ๐จ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ know how to use their power and fame, they are going to tarnish what makes you unique and what you like in other people eyes so that theyโ€™ll hate it and hate you with it. Iโ€™ve seen it with my own eyes oml, one of my friends said that she adored this anime show once, and her nemesis which is a leo moon kept hating on it until everyone literally did the same. They know how to manage their crowds.
๐’๐š๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ง๐ฌ๐ข๐ญ ๐Ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ 4๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž is really, really exhausting, not only it gives you extreme family issues, youโ€™ll feel that you have no freedom, so maybe during this transit your going to try breaking free from your family house, but unfortunately you might not succeed. I know that some people are thinking about it now, but darlings let me tell you that youโ€™ll have to clear some family roots knots first, before you claim your desire once the transit is over, and some of these knots are: running away from your roots obvi, issues with your mommy, being delusional and living in constant denial about your home!.
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harmoonix ยท 1 year ago
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How Sagittarius/Leo/Capricorn/Aries/Pisces placements feel after they win an argument with that annoying person they don't like:
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throatgina-sausage ยท 2 years ago
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I always tell myself not to get my hopes up so I can avoid feeling disappointed.
Only to get disappointed every time because I go behind my own back and secretly get my hopes up.
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highlyspecificsigns ยท 9 months ago
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the signs as spongebob squarepants time cards
ARIES:
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TAURUS:
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GEMINI:
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CANCER:
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LEO:
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VIRGO:
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LIBRA:
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SCORPIO:
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SAGITTARIUS:
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CAPRICORN:
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AQUARIUS:
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PISCES:
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holywizardheart ยท 2 years ago
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Astrology observations :)
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~Aries venus females can get along with men easily
~Capricorn moons are very responsible when it comes to their work and job.
~Mercury/Chiron negative aspects can dislike their voice and how they talk generally
I also can add 2nd house chiron there
~People who have Venus/Neptune hard aspects can attract liars and gaslighters in love life
~People with libra placements are flirty without effort, especially if it's in Mercury
~I don't know but people who have Mercury/Pluto esp. Negative aspects are damn too secretive even in little things
Also, they are the best manipulators and they can use something against you so be extremely careful with them because I experienced this shit
~People with Sun conjunct Mercury always want to be the center of attention in the company. Sometimes it really annoys me like please give me a chance to speak my mind. Also, I noticed that they can be very sure about their opinion and make you want to believe them.
~People with Uranus aspecting personal planets are not judgy and critical in my experience. I kinda feel appreciated around them.
~I met so many girls with Venus Saturn negative aspects and sometimes they can hate their appearance and think that they're ugly in some way.
~Leo venuses are very very needy as an Aquarius venus it's kinda tough for me to get along with them
~Women with Venus/Pluto aspects give a vibe of a jealous girl song by Lana del Rey
Also, they could be sexualized by men a lot
~Guys with Aries placements sometimes like to bully people for no fucking reason
~People with Virgo placements could be criticized when they were just a child
~People with Capricorn placements are always busy and have a lot of responsibilities in their life. I'm always surprised by their patience and consistency like damn if I were you I couldn't handle it.
~I don't know but in my opinion, Capricorn moon people often experience difficult childhood. When I ask them about the story it is usually very sad and depressing.
~Also about women with Venus/Pluto aspects especially negative ones can often experience jealousy of other women and vice versa
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eighthousewonder ยท 9 months ago
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สš ๐ŸŒ• ษž ๐Œ๐Ž๐Ž๐ ๐’๐ˆ๐†๐๐’ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ข๐ซ ๐š๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ฌ pt. 2
( ห™ ห˜ ห™ )๏พ‰ pt. 2! happy reading!! - eight ๐ŸŒŸ
p.s iโ€™m black, and let me know if you want to be added to my taglist! ๐ŸŒš
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LIBRA MOON: you can trust in me
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SCORPIO MOON: i might forgive it, i wont forget it
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SAGITTARIUS MOON: fortune favors the bold
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CAPRICORN MOON: i need my credit, niggas hate that
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AQUARIUS MOON: starry-eyed and otherworldly
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PISCES MOON: make a wish
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