#higher institute of villainous education

[caracarahoney]

H.I.V.E.mber Prompt 9: Ruby

In my head NumberOne-Verlord's mindscape form is various kinds of terrifying; he's the agonized amalgamation of Otto's father and the digital parasite that destroyed him from the inside out. That should be all kinds of messed up.

[do-you-ship-this-book-couple]

Do you ship....

[wing-shot-first]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. ACTIVATES THE OVERLORD PROTOCOL ☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️

[myfairkatiecat]

Any H.I.V.E. fans following me?

[funkylittlebaldcharapoll]

FUNKY LITTLE BALD CHARACTER POLL ROUND 1, GROUP 4

these three may have chosen fields of work that might make them seem intimidating, but that couldn't be farther from the truth! when you look past the alchemy, or the supervillainy-in-training, or the being in the russian mob, you'll find a nice, hardworking, relatable, at least 2/3rds of them are gay i don't know about the other one, guy. but the question remains: who's the funkiest, littlest and baldest?

[citrusscale-remastered]

Quick rundown of the Malpense sibs

[devotedgossamerreader]

thank you for making these XD this one is my favorite

Book 1 memes as I frantically reread H.I.V.E.

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[caracarahoney]

I'm behind on fanart posting, so here, have a lazy 3 AM Contessa from a while back.

[do-you-ship-this-book-couple]

Do you ship...

[wing-shot-first]

[devotedgossamerreader]

i love the details! Ravens bandage, nero holding a blackbox projecting hivemind,shelby's eye twitch. also all of their expressions

Funny Little Comic

I actually have no idea what this is. I drew this one day at like 3am in 5 minutes because I had to vomit the idea before I forgot about it.

This is probably SUPER OOC, and the designs are nowhere near accurate, but I cannot be bothered to do anything about it.

This is a mess and looking back I hate the second panel so much, but I'm feeding you guys anyways. Here you go.

Since my handwriting is atrocious the text is under the cut.

Otto: *Almost got murdered for the 500th time* "Why so gloomy guys? (lol)"

...

Wing: *Sigh* "..."

Laura: *Thought he was dead fr this time*

Shelby: "Maplense, you have 5 seconds to run before I go there and kill you myself."

Nero: "Please remind me why I even let you leave the accommodation block anymore."

H.I.V.E.mind: *relieved* "Thank god..."

Raven: *Literally just busted her ass to save his life*

[dr-nero-is-god]

I started rereading HIVE this morning and for some reason, because honestly I didn't really choose this, the Contessa is being played in my brain by Kristin Chenowith. She is also killing it btw

[books-to-add-to-your-tbr]

Title: H.I.V.E.

Author: Mark Walden

Series or standalone: series

Publication year: 2007

Genres: fiction, science fiction, adventure, fantasy, mystery

Blurb: Otto Malpense may be only thirteen years old, but so far, he has managed to run the orphanage where he lives, and he has come up with a plan clever enough to trick the most powerful man in the country. He is the perfect candidate to become the world’s next supervillain. That is why he ends up at H.I.V.E., handpicked to become a member of the incoming class. The students have been kidnapped and brought to a secluded island inside a seemingly active volcano, where the school has resided for decades. All the kids are elite - they are the most athletic, the most technically advanced, and the smartest in the country. Inside the cavernous marble rooms, floodlit hangars, and steel doors, the students are enrolled in Villainy Studies and Stealth and Evasion 101...but what Otto soon comes to realise is that this is a six-year program, and leaving is not an option. With the help of his new friends - an athletic martial arts expert, a beautiful and world-famous diamond thief, and a spunky computer genius (the only other people who seem to want to leave) - can Otto achieve what has never been done before and break out of H.I.V.E.?

[myfairkatiecat]

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[devotedgossamerreader]

HIVE 🤝 OUAT

(🤝 = they're almost all related)

I will never get over the fact that technically, Otto Malpense is both Wing Fanchu AND H.I.V.E.mind's nephew. Cuz Overlord made Otto. And H.I.V.E.mind and Overlord share the same base code and have referred to each other as brothers. And Wing and overlord both have Cypher and Xiu Mei Chen as their parents. So technically, they're all related.

[loving-n0t-heyting]

I'm indifferent to the youth rights/parents' rights framing but I don't see how any sane and intelligent person can support public education as an institution. 1) Education is important, as in, fragile and sensitive to institutional fuckups, and the state absolutely loves to fuck things up in an institutional way, and I really trust private organizations or even individual parents to do a better job statistically speaking. 2) Education is important, as in, a major lever of power in society, and the state lusts for power worse than any fantasy villain does and I really don't fucking want every generation of kids inevitably fucked up by some grand fascist project to brainwash them

Put up or shut up. Even by positive coverage and the schools own target metrics, the empirical support for charter superiority over state education is spotty and caveated to hell: where it demonstrates higher performance, it varies considerably by year, race, location, and other variables. And there are cases like special ed where it is just an incontrovertible downgrade

Whatever