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THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

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season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done

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<3

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when Christ said not to be anxious because God provides for our needs, He didn't use the example of ants. they work hard and strive to save resources for the coming days. no, He used sparrows as an example. they do not sow nor reap, nor gather into barns. in short, they don't worry about what they're going to eat or if their needs are going to be met. they already know their Creator will feed them--yes, they're fed, even in the stormiest weather. and so Christ says, you are more valuable than birds. you are made in His image, you have been redeemed by His blood, and you have been adopted into His kingdom. why then do you worry? He says, seek first the kingdom of God, and these things will be added to you.

pursue Christ, love the brethren (including your family), be faithful to the daily tasks He has given to you. don't worry about the necessities, because He will provide them. not He might provide them, He will provide them for you. He has promised it. therefore, do not be anxious.

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New meme alert

This is one of my favorite pics from the Olympics. This and the surfer walking through the air

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If it sounds like the composer is trying to blast you with the orchestra until you're as deaf as he is, it's Beethoven.

If it sounds like the composer might be a vampire, it's Bach.

If it sounds like the composer is trying to set the violins on fire, it's Vivaldi.

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Leverage S05E03 The First Contact Job.

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Care for a drink?

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Mayors should be required by law to wear a top hat and a sash that says “mayor” at all times

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this is so good! thank you for posting it. I have also been in public-facing jobs and it's difficult.

One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.

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kids today don't know

when i was a kid we only had windows 95 and we had to sharpen the points of our mouse cursors with pocket knives to make them precise enough to click things reliably

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just for clarification, are these stiletto hells for babies?

For sale: baby stiletto heels, never worn. What was my mother in law thinking

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when I go to a blog and it’s 90% drama and discourse

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Regardless of religion, people are allowed to be ticked off and uncomfortable when their customs and holidays are stripped down into a vague, distorted, and easily-marketable husk.

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3 Movies For Every Year I’ve Been Alive  (#Turning30) ↳ THE SECRET GARDEN (1993) dir. Agnieszka Holland

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- And the light keeps falling for the darkness -