#high ramblings

[hoss-bonaventure]

never send a gay person to do a cancer-ridden old man’s job

[obsessive-clown]

God.

Imagine how clingy a Yan!Kento Nanami would be while high.

Man has a bit of a blunt or an edible and of course goes through the “this weed ain’t shit” stage before it hits him.

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Suddenly he’s all whiney and begging for your attention, he uses the stupid, devious fucking façade of “I need you to help ground me“ just to trick you into touching him. And now he’s just a mess in your hold, clinging to you, doing anything to have you with him.

Not to mention how fucking hard he gets from your touch now. It’s too bad that now that feeling is intensified because he’s under the influence.

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Can you tell I’m high and missing my husband? Lmao. Hope this reaches the right audience.

[frontlinet1tties]

listen

there are very few things, if any, i have been embarrassed to have told my therapist about in the six-ish months i’ve been seeing her

but it has been about 3 weeks since i spent the last 20 minutes of a 1 hour session explaining the plot of the locked tomb to her and im still wondering? why???? i did that????????

i don’t even remember why the plot itself got brought up but she had asked me if i knew how influential it was going to be to me when i was reading it (the answer was no)

but also the amount of absolute grief i felt and expressed when she asked “so…are [gideon and harrow] lovers?” literally all i could do was put my head in my hands

jackie puts up w so much from me, y’all

[gagonmycock69]

wesker eating birkin’s pussy…it’s so wet and warm….birkin is bored, staring down at wesker like he’d rather be doing something else. unimpressed. a disgusted grimace at each wet squelch or obscene slurp from wesker’s mouth sucking on birkin’s tdick.

[zombie91514]

i like to think how the 1ps perceive their 2ps is more a reflection of themselves rather than their counterpart

thinking they represent their repressed desires, parts they hate about themselves, or just thinking of them as opposites ect

[praisekink-nb]

why do people only wanna call me when I'm masturbating!!!

[thenightseesmyheart]

next amazing idea: we simply. collectively decide to be as sparkly as possible during the next tour

people bringing glitter to the queues, strangers putting rhinestones on each other, shining the lights at the crowd will literally blind them

[bitchy-peachy]

Reading up on some things cos my overanalytical ass is literally on steroids (for pain management) and damn, the more I read, the more fucked I realize we are.

We need a damn revolution to save ourselves. Doesn't matter which side. Its all of us versus the the entire ass establishment.

[fizzyizzysworld]

ok cc idea anyone who isnt a paywaller can steal: skin overlay that makes your sim look stitchued up like a plushy, but not in q gore way. like just stitches kinda like this [photo from google]

[salted-snailz]

there’s such a lack of tboy!reader smut. like I wanna read about my fav characters calling me a good little boy and playing with my tdick 😔

[theforestknowsmydreams]

just said "he was scared, not changed" about a musical character like. pleading for mercy but subtly disrespecting who he was pleading to

and i'm so mad because if anyone cooler had thought of that line they could have turned it into something badass i think

[it-might-be-mason-valance]

Im sk higj rn butg gis penut byterand nutella sanwirh i srlly hittinb rn. im uavjng a feast rn jn gje kifcjen, i just hkpe i djnt wdke uk mom 😣

[neurantics-theythem]

At some point last night (admittedly while h!gh) my partner and I came up with an idea to start a YouTube channel kind of like drunk history, but instead high sermons. And I’m curious to know if this is too niche or if would people actually be entertained by it.

The backstory is that my partner and I were both raised conservative evangelical and have plenty of religious trauma, and we’re always making jokes to process it, especially when we’re high. The sermons get lit (pun intended)

Anyway. Does that sound entertaining??? We’d ofc edit out any boring or nonsensical ramblings and the inevitable moments when I’m super out of it and convinced I can’t move my body at all (does anyone else experience that while high XD)

[beausling]

high as hell thinkin abt how many ppl think abt me n when you think abt it i think it might not be that many but maybe it’s enough and sometimes that’s just how it is but i think that either way this could be healing and yeah

[hoss-bonaventure]

getting high and covering my entire wall with charlie day pictures

[oilith]

My ultimate dream would be to go back to third grade with all the information and skills i have now