#high ramblings

[hoss-bonaventure]

never send a gay person to do a cancer-ridden old man’s job

[obsessive-clown]

God.

Imagine how clingy a Yan!Kento Nanami would be while high.

Man has a bit of a blunt or an edible and of course goes through the “this weed ain’t shit” stage before it hits him.

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Suddenly he’s all whiney and begging for your attention, he uses the stupid, devious fucking façade of “I need you to help ground me“ just to trick you into touching him. And now he’s just a mess in your hold, clinging to you, doing anything to have you with him.

Not to mention how fucking hard he gets from your touch now. It’s too bad that now that feeling is intensified because he’s under the influence.

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Can you tell I’m high and missing my husband? Lmao. Hope this reaches the right audience.

[frontlinet1tties]

listen

there are very few things, if any, i have been embarrassed to have told my therapist about in the six-ish months i’ve been seeing her

but it has been about 3 weeks since i spent the last 20 minutes of a 1 hour session explaining the plot of the locked tomb to her and im still wondering? why???? i did that????????

i don’t even remember why the plot itself got brought up but she had asked me if i knew how influential it was going to be to me when i was reading it (the answer was no)

but also the amount of absolute grief i felt and expressed when she asked “so…are [gideon and harrow] lovers?” literally all i could do was put my head in my hands

jackie puts up w so much from me, y’all

[vitalis-crucifix]

obsessed with the statements and ways of saying things specifically in Pigs Ran Straightaway.

[zombie91514]

i like to think how the 1ps perceive their 2ps is more a reflection of themselves rather than their counterpart

thinking they represent their repressed desires, parts they hate about themselves, or just thinking of them as opposites ect

[thenightseesmyheart]

next amazing idea: we simply. collectively decide to be as sparkly as possible during the next tour

people bringing glitter to the queues, strangers putting rhinestones on each other, shining the lights at the crowd will literally blind them

[fizzyizzysworld]

ok cc idea anyone who isnt a paywaller can steal: skin overlay that makes your sim look stitchued up like a plushy, but not in q gore way. like just stitches kinda like this [photo from google]

[it-might-be-mason-valance]

Im sk higj rn butg gis penut byterand nutella sanwirh i srlly hittinb rn. im uavjng a feast rn jn gje kifcjen, i just hkpe i djnt wdke uk mom 😣

[neurocophany-theyshe]

At some point last night (admittedly while h!gh) my partner and I came up with an idea to start a YouTube channel kind of like drunk history, but instead high sermons. And I’m curious to know if this is too niche or if would people actually be entertained by it.

The backstory is that my partner and I were both raised conservative evangelical and have plenty of religious trauma, and we’re always making jokes to process it, especially when we’re high. The sermons get lit (pun intended)

Anyway. Does that sound entertaining??? We’d ofc edit out any boring or nonsensical ramblings and the inevitable moments when I’m super out of it and convinced I can’t move my body at all (does anyone else experience that while high XD)

[hoss-bonaventure]

getting high and covering my entire wall with charlie day pictures

[oilith]

My ultimate dream would be to go back to third grade with all the information and skills i have now

[reaperthegenius]

PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME

FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS

IF YOU'RE NOT A LITTLE IN LOVE WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS, YOU'RE MISSING OUT

[buttlet]

my favorite thing to do while high is to go out and look at the world. there’s a mouse that lives under my porch. there’s some deer in the yard next to mine. i bent down close to the ground and saw a colony of ants. there’s the sound of birdsong and wind in the grasses. everything everywhere is alive! there is life out here!

[pterodactylterrace]

Story time!

Back when I was engaged, my fiancé and I were staying at his parents place. Fiancé’s brother was home from college.

Fiancé and I are doing the dirty. We are still newbies; he stuck his dick in a glass of water for lube.

When he came, he pulled out and kinda stumbled off the bed and came on his brother’s laptop, which was on the floor next to the bed. Why his brother felt the need to leave his laptop on the floor next to the bed, I will never know.

Fiancé wipes it off, but does tell his brother about it later. Well, the important part: that he came on his laptop. His brother started freaking out, yelling at fiancé. He grabs a napkin and dunks it in the glass of water on the nightstand to wipe off his laptop case. The same water fiancé had dunked his dick in earlier.

Don’t feel bad for fiancé’s brother. He was a dickhead. That treated everyone around him like shit. It’s funny watching him struggle with the same things he condemned us for when we first had kids. Like, before he had kids, he would give us parenting advice and tell us not to do things, or how bad something we did was. Like me yelling “no!” When I saw my infant daughter about to shove a handful of dogfood in her mouth from across the kitchen. Sorry, I did what I could at the time to stop her from eating something she could choke on. She was like 8-9 months, so that fun age when they look for death.

That phase seems to go from the time they gain mobility, until at least six years old if my middle kid is anything to go by.

Also popular: “why are your kids always sick?”

Now he knows why my kids were always sick. Because they were kids. They get a cold like 2-3 times a year, usually when the seasons change suddenly. They will have a cough, runny nose, sore throat, headache for a few days, and then be fine.

[thenightseesmyheart]

assorted ideas:

joker out playing cards and/or tarot (could be done with a variety of custom fanart?)

art event with common theme and everyone posts it around the same time? showering the guys with love, and the fandom working together. win - win

book that gets handed around the concerts (preferably even multiple ones before being gifted to the band) and everyone writes a nice little message in it, adds their fanart, anything like that

this is a silly one, but a collection of recipes from their fans, all collected in one "cook book". everyone adds the recipe of their favorite food, or one they would like them to try (while of course thinking of nace)

[rapid-apathy]

Lolita points out all the warning signs of an intelligent (and very importantly member of the academic class) pedo/sexually deranged sociopathic individual, their abusive behaviors, hatred of women and/or the objects of their desire themselves, what they look for in the people they surround themselves, their manipulative nature, their cruelty and willingness to sacrifice anyone for their own pleasure, their elaborate yet irrational justifications and obsessions, the complete devastation it produces on a personal and societal level and leaves you feeling empty and sad and yet so many decry it as pro-pedo. I don’t get it. It makes me wonder how many actually read it.

Nabakov mentions this degeneracy of the aristocracy/intellectual/artists/upper ruling class in his other works quite often. Which Humbert being a professor and intellectual is an incredibly important part of the story especially within an American setting as academics are a big part of the American ruling class and he’s also a foreigner, the son of a wealthy European family preying on a lower class fatherless American child with an awful modern mother, another hugely important aspect of this story. The first version of Lolita which was a short story based in Europe, is about an intellectual preying on a poorer child as well. Nabakov himself was a son of the Russian nobility and spent most his life around academics and authors and the wealthy and powerful and lived in this world first hand. 

One of the constants I notice in his writing of these worlds is it is a decadent, debased, detached world where there’s no worries of anything human in nature (rent, hunger, work, destitution, etc in other words real struggle outside their own emotions), it is a world solely of the paganistic upper crust intellectual that fiercely protects its own and dominates the elites today that is utterly obsessed with rootless cosmopolitanism, psychodrama, occultism, status, sexual liberation, escaping emotional pain and rejecting nature, transcendent philosophies, all to ponder and make analysis and judgement over the outside world they never have actually lived in. Hence their demented sexual and existential preoccupations, their neurosis and inability to accept the pain of reality, their fetishization of the lower classes and radical social ideologies and wearing them like fashions oblivious of the real world consequences these ideas bring (until the Bolsheviks were breaking their doors down and murdering their children and parents), while hypocritically despising those classes and everyone in them, and extreme immorality and libertinism in both sexes. He noticed the corruption and decay from inside this world and how it led to its own bloody implosion in Europe, its destructive force and creep into the young naïve 1950s American society and spreading like cancer amongst the children of the middle class (also Lynch’s works touch on this), Nabokov is required reading imo if you’re into understanding the mindset of the ruling class.