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Its butch appreciation day appreciate ur local butch <3

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since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing

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horny at first sight omg??? just a little rise and fall teaser for the real ones who have found my new tumblr hehe 😈

FYI hamali and miron have been re-named (hamali=sydney, miron=august) but they are the very same iconic duo at their core. a lot is being expanded upon now that i’ve found a groove in third person and i am soooo excited to share this with everyone. the yearning and toxic yuri energy is insane.

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My commissions are OPEN (0/2)

🥀 Commission Info: As I am new to this, this will be done on a first come first serve basis and two at a time. Fandom content is okay, but I will only do it if I'm comfortable so DM me with details and I'll decide from there!

🥀 Payment: $5 for every 500 words, between 4k and 10k words

Sample works include: Open Season, Once Upon a Midnight Dreary, The Rise and Fall of a Lesbian Situationship

🥀 Will Write: nsfw, sfw, my exisiting characters, your characters, D/s dynamic, intox (knowingly/unknowingly), degredation, praise, rapeplay, somno, dubvious consent, CNC, free use, rope, knives, sadomasochism, breeding, bimbofication/dumbification

🥀 Won't Write: scat, ageplay, raceplay, feeder/feedee, incest

So what do I need to send you?

A method of payment (I currently accept CashApp. I am also open to a trade swap! If you can do something cool, DM me and we can talk about it.)

A general idea of what you want, at the least, or specific details of what you want to see in the work.

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A lot of people make fun of how “get divorced/breakup” is the go-to response for most r/RelationshipAdvice and r/AmITheAsshole? posts but if your relationship gets to the point where you feel like you can’t talk to anyone IRL and have to ask for advice and opinions online, there is something severely wrong. Sometimes the subjects say it themselves, “I can’t ask my friends and family about this because they already hate my partner and I don’t want to give them ammunition.” abusive relationships isolate the person at the center, make them feel like they constantly have to be on the defensive for their shitty partner. Which is why these people will post about their partner putting them in the most diabolical situation imaginable and then spend their entire afternoon defending them with their whole chest and replying to every comment. All you can do is reiterate “This is not normal behavior. Your partner is not a good person with a couple of flaws, they’re making your life worse. Breakup.” even as a neutral third party who doesn’t know either of these people in real life.

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i have never worked on anything this quickly in my life

arlington elexecution bumper sticker

edit: what is a beruva

EDIT: I MADE AN ACCURATE ONE GO VIEW IT PLS this one is now just for dodge dart havers

TRIPLE EDIT: i sprinted to make this a real bumper sticker!!!! here is the redbubble link!

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This was the energy they were bringing to that encore, genuinely hilarious. they just walked back on in normal clothes and basically did not acknowledge All Of That

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ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

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Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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advice to the young lesbians out there: who you actually are as a person is infinitely more interesting, endearing, and overall better than trying to emulate some fabricated persona of the ideal cool lesbian you see online. be silly. be goofy. have a unique sense of style. like weird things. be loud. be awkward. be dorky. we’re LESBIANS. we didn’t get into this business to try to conform and look like the cool kids. that’s never what we’ve been about.

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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they

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the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

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🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead

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hey. hey.

wanting attention is not a bad thing. wanting people to care about you is not selfish. it’s okay to want people to listen to you. you don’t need to do anything to deserve love. love is not a finite resource; we hold enough of it in our hearts to love each other every single day of the year. you deserve to be loved every single day of the year. don’t forget that.

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Please reblog! I have heard three different opinions from the three people who've opinions I've sought out and I'm curious if there is any sort of consensus.

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands