#hi deimos.. btw :3

[84773ry4c1d]

heard you people like... gay robots or somethign ? 🤨

(COMMS OPEN)

[tobisoundx3]

(edit: turn your brightness up to see the details better😭)

THIS TOOK LIKE A WEEK TO DO OMG.

anyways i havent posted madcom content before but uhhh i like the series :3

[saltymongoose]

ohh my goodness. i've been waiting to send these until requests were open bc i wanted to hear ur thoughts.

might be a little silly, but consider: matching outfits. player gathers clothing materials!! and coordinates outfits one day on missions!!!! even makes props!!! hijinks ensue. idk if this had already been disscussed before, but thank you for your time and consideration, ily. you are so cool <<3333!!!!!!! everything you make is so scrumptious!!!!! <33

Omg, thank you, this is so nice of you!!! :D ❤❤❤❤ I love this art so much, you have no idea - the way you portray the boys here fits so well (as always lol). And the memes too omg!! I can't even put it into words to be honest with you, these are just excellent. I do feel slightly bad for that random grunt though, something tells me they'll be sleeping with one eye open after seeing that lmao.

(Also, thank you so much for the compliments too of course, you're far too kind. (˶⸃ ⴰ⸃˶)♡ I could say the same to you btw; your art is always just *chef's kiss* perfection.)

Anyhow, I've actually thought a bit about this scenario before, but this just inspired me, so I wrote some short hcs for you. Hope you like them! <3:

The Player Matches Outfits with Them ft. The Main 3 + 2BDamned

(TW: Yandere, Obsessive Behavior)

- [2BDAMNED] -

2BDamned knew that you had been working on a little project - one that you tried to keep as secret as possible. He was curious, but not enough to encroach on whatever boundary you set regarding it. All he knew from your rather lackadaisical explanation was that he'd be very surprised when he saw. And, well, he was.

The first conscious thought in 2BDamned's head is the question of how you've managed to make a mask that looks so similar to his without borrowing the original. It's really spot on; the seams are in the exact same place, and even if yours has to have been configured differently to fit your more human facial features, the silhouette is exactly the same.

(In the end, he concludes that you simply must've studied his appearance for a while to truly replicate his mask, which makes him feel almost giddy in a way he might've deemed embarrassing before meeting you. But now he's just overcome with happiness that you were obviously interested enough in him to do this.)

He openly praises your skill in sewing, knowing that grunt clothing is ordinarily much too large for you. And you'd notice how the fondness he holds for you seeps into the words, his gaze lingering on you in a way that left you feeling warm.

If you could see underneath his own mask, you'd be able to see the smile he was unable to bite back as well, and the flush that he'd try to will away otherwise. And while he is incredibly impressed (and happy) at what you've managed to put together, he will mention that you could also borrow his actual things once in a while, if you feel so inclined. He just happens to think one of his own jackets might suit you too.

(Of course, he doesn't miss the chance to lean real close to adjust your mask as he says this either, just to fluster you even more. You really have no idea how cute you are, especially looking like this.)

- [DEIMOS] -

A full minute of unintelligible sputtering leaves Deimos' lips the moment he sees your new outfit, and you laugh at the way his face goes bright red. When you said you had a surprise, this was one of the last things he expected.

Luckily for him, he's able to quickly gather his composure, and his excited ramblings turn into smooth flirts that'll leave you blushing instead of him. Expect all sorts of comments about how cute you looked dressed up like him, and praises about how you look even better in his fit than he does.

He insists on taking a ton of pictures together, and you can bet he keeps his favorite in his wallet. (It's one of your faces smushed together as you both grin at the camera, making a heart with your hands.)

He considers this a total power-couple thing; matching shirts are so low-effort compared to this, if anything it shows you perfect you are together. Although there is one thing he'd help you change from your original DIY version of his outfit - those sheet-metal dog tags you made can't compare to the real thing in his opinion, so why don't you just use one of his instead?

Also, don't think he won't take advantage of the fact that you both are the only ones with headsets. Even if yours isn't functioning (because let's be honest, finding one in working condition would be difficult), he'll fix it up quickly just so he can talk more directly to you during missions. And whenever else he wants to, to the irritation of the other three.

- [SANFORD] -

Sanford would consider his outfit to be fairly standard, but he recognized that you were emulating him the moment you slid the sunglasses on. And he couldn't stop the goofy smile from splitting his face when he realized it either, not even attempting to hide his amusement at what you've done.

(He only gets visibly happier when you 'threateningly' brandish your wire hook in his direction. You really put a lot of thought into this, didn't you?)

While Sanford has the amount of restraint in him to not openly brag about you doing this, he can't deny the rush of satisfaction he gets from seeing you in what is an unmistakable homage to him. If you look closely, you'll see him straighten up in pride whenever you come into view. (It's almost like preening, really. If he weren't so flushed, perhaps you'd think it to be more of an ego thing, but no.)

Although, he does show a little bit more concern about some aspects of your outfit. Like your boots, for example; he can't count the number of times he's gotten blisters while breaking in his own, so you should expect him to ask you if you need any plasters (or help bandaging yourself as well).

(If you decide to accept his offer, you'll find yourself questioning whether he ever officially trained as a medic before. He surely has the gentleness befitting of one, shown in how he carefully cleans your wounds and softly applies the ointment, his calloused fingers gently smoothing over the plasters on your Achilles heels afterward. Although you have the slightest suspicion that this tenderness from him is known only to you.)

Sanford will also make it part of his routine to pluck your glasses from your nose and clean them after he does his own. Afterward, he'll slowly lean in when he places them back on you to make sure he doesn't poke you in the eye. Neither of you mention that you could do it yourself, or that his decision to slide them back onto the bridge of your nose himself was highly unnecessary. Maybe he just does it to get a better look at the way you blink up at him and blush, or perhaps it's for some other reason, who's to say? Either way, you have no complaints.

- [HANK J. WIMBLETON] -

Your laughs are muffled under Hank's hands as he cups your face, tilting it up to look closely at you. His excitement at your new look is almost palpable; you can easily tell from how he's shaking and hurriedly looking over, his gaze never stopping on one spot for longer than a second. He just wants to take in everything about your new look, is all.

He'll almost insist on doing a mission with you wearing it, not only because the idea sounds fun to him (with his love of carnage and all), but also because it provides an excellent opportunity to rub in everyone else's faces that you chose to copy his outfit. Not theirs.

In a way, he also becomes just a tad more doting than usual. He busies himself with dusting you off, and adjusting your goggles and the lapels of your coat whenever another skirmish is finished. It's his way of checking you over and making sure your hard work wasn't damaged either.

(Plus, he'd hate it if this instance of you copying him was cut short because of some worthless grunts' attempts at harming you.)

You'll catch him sticking closer to you than usual too, and he does so for multiple reasons. First is that he just prefers to be near you whenever he can anyway (the warmth of your presence is one of his favorite things, and it gives ample opportunity to show off around you), but now there's also the fact that your outfit will freak out your enemies. As you can imagine, he enjoys that immensely, and what better way to improve this experience than to have his Player join him?

In a way, Hank also sees this as a sort of 'claim' you've put on yourself too. Wearing your significant other's clothing is kind of a thing with some grunts, and while he knows they aren't really his clothes, there's still some of that same sentiment there that makes him purr just a bit louder whenever he sees you in that new outfit of yours. It tells the world you're his in some way, even if not officially. So why wouldn't he be happy about that?

[doostyaudi]

this is a masterpost for my Rave-n AU for madness combat! information is below the cut cuz theres so much! '^^

what is the Rave-N AU?

its a madcom au where people fight to the beat of music, and what music they use depends on what genre of music they're assigned. basically its just madness combat but if it was a rhythm game lol. the lore is different in many aspects, but in general things play out exactly to how it plays in the canon series.

where did you get the idea?

it originally started at Rave-N Hank (rnank), my hanksona. he was just a standalone hanksona before i decided to expand his universe a bit, and here we are now! rnank is STILL my hanksona btw

what can and cant we do?

well, im very lax with this au, i dont have many restrictions other than to just be mindful of the lore and be respectful of my decisions when it comes to the story and characters, thank you!

oh, btw, do NOT treat these characters like their canon counterparts, treat them like u would treat someone's oc as that is what they are. All canon characters within this au are my ocs.

and yes you can put ur ocs into this, as well as making ocs that are exclusively within the au. the only thing to keep in mind when adding an oc to this universe is that if theyre an official citizen of Nevada, they NEED a spiked collar (employers and higher powers are the only ones who are exempt from this rule), doesnt matter how it looks at all, they just need one!

also yes you can ship characters together (oc x canon is welcome and encouraged!!) idc who u ship with who (maybe i will in the future but rn idc)

if you have any additional questions, feel free to ask in my inbox! ill be more than happy to answer! if i find it important enough, ill update this segment with that question added!

characters

main cast: sanford, deimos, doc, tricky, auditor, sheriff, jeb, and phobos

why isnt hank included? he is my hanksona, he is a completely different guy lol. if you want to get a could reference pic of him, look at his artfight page (sorry if you dont have an artfight acc, ill make a new ref for him soon enough!)

literally everyone else: the machine (redesign needed), the maker, conductor, deliberator, stygian, skinner (redesign needed), the sun, torture, white hank, happy hank (skittles), dr.crackpot

misc: aahw guys, alternate rnaudi design, alternate rnaudi design 2, moon (idk if i should keep her in or not..)

my ocs (not canon btw): yara, 04, charlie, maudi, yara but in a different timeline, bank (old old old hanksona), manager

honorable mentions (other ppls ocs/own rave-n designs): redge, explorer

any characters you want to see in the au? my inbox is always open! :3

random assortment of information abt/relating to the au

rnackpot's odd music taste , how music works during fighting (part 1), why are there 2 keystone fragments?, rambles abt rnaudi (part 1), madcom hc that applies here, polyamory? in my madcom? more likely than you think, rnygian hates rnank but cant do anything abt it :(

that is everything, for now! ill try to update it as things go on! feel free to ask me any questions u have!! thank you for reading!

Have the entire twilight movie in a stamp, as a treat!

[mileniyum]

I wanna see Phobos and Deimos doing the spooky month dance >:3

HAPI SPOOKY MONTH!1!11!1

I FINALLY DID IT

Deimos is death (his scars aren't real btw) and Phobos is cosplaying Simon from cry of fear bcs why not?

here's some footage for you;

[poryphoria]

can i ask about my guys. wimble or gabby. alternatively: sanf

ill do ya one better friend ILL DO ALL THREE! will be splitting it up into 3 different posts tho if ya don't mind 🫰

JIMBLETON FIRST! WHY NOT!

HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS CHARACTER:

Objectively Funny As Fuck Guy. i sincerely hope we never find out what's wrong with him. i don't think i could fix him but god i could make him so much worse. and at the end of the day, isn't that what love and the power of friendship is all about? he's also genuinely very compelling i think his Thog No Caare attitude is interesting as FUCK

ALL THE PPL I SHIP WITH THEM:

Oouhh let me pull up the list. tricky, sanford, deimos, cpot...Nevada's Most Wanted, for sure! (im not a multishipper btw these all just coincide In the exact same canon. to me. Hank has a lot of hands) (also no 2bhank, sorry y'all :( i think they're funny in the right circumstance but i am Not a fan of how the majority of the fandom uses it to reduce Hank to a mindless beast! and I just don't get much out of it as a dynamic LOL)

MY NON-ROMANTICAL OTP:

hmmmmm. toughie 4 sure. is it enough to say his dynamic with the auditor absolutely captivates me? how much auditor cares, how much he Doesn't? i think they're hilarious. im watching them with a theater monocle and a bucket of popcorn you must envision

MY UNPOPULAR ONION:

idkkkk Idkkkk i think ppl are kind of fucking weird and annoying about giving hank character agency. "he's a construct of the employers" "he's a mindless beast" "he's basically an animal as a MAG" all irritate me very badly. like i think the objectively funniest and most interesting way to look at hank is to view him as a regular ass person, bc that's what he is at his core- just one that's been granted a very dangerous loophole around dying.

ONE THING I WISH WOULD HAPPEN TO THEM IN CANON:

dude when the fuck ISNT stuff happening to this guy. i think there should be an episode where hank struggles really hard to have a Regular Day Without Violence. that's all

[hibanaebi]

The Rainbow in Rainbow 6 Siege

These are my personal headcanons for all of them <3. Most are just based on feel so... there won't be much elaboration or reasoning

Starting with the attackers...

Sledge- Bi/Pan.

Thatcher- Omni? I mean, Thermtcher, but i feel like otherwise he's straight.

Ash- Aromantic lesbian. Didn't get into the Lesbian post bc I hate (most) Ash mains.

Thermite- Gay/Bi. I definitely ship Thermtcher, more because I find it funny than anything else.

Montange- Straight.

Twitch- Not sure? Like, I don't get Aro or Ace vibes from her, I'm not sure she'd be a lesbian, and I'm not sure she'd be straight, either. Maybe Demi...

Blitz- Heteroromantic Asexual. Sex-repulsed btw. Has a wifey who's the same :]

IQ- Lesbian, possibly aromantic.

Fuze- Omni, preferring women.

Glaz- Aro/Ace.

Buck- Straight, and boring about it.

Blackbeard- Either gay or a raging homophobe. Could be both.

Capitao- Straight. Maybe Ace.

Hibana- 100% in a lesbian relationship with Dokkaebi.

Jackal- Pan. Maybe just Gay.

Ying- Lesbian.

Zofia- ughhhhh i don't knowwww and i (kinda) main herrrrrrr....... good chance of being Aro/Ace, but.... also kinda lesbiannnn.....

Dokkaebi- We've been here. She's in love with Hibana and very lesbian about it.

Finka- Lesbian. all the girls are gay i guess

Lion- Pan. VERY Pan.

Maverick- Pan. Not very outgoing, though.

Nomad- Aro/Ace. She's tried it all, though.

Gridlock- Probably a butch lesbian, possibly straight.

Nokk- Lesbian, see the special post.

Kali- Aromantic, asexual-ish, but... like, has sex just to prove she's good at it? Probably with Ash. Probably not asexual when it comes to Ash. Might not even be aro when it comes to her. It's also a bit toxic.

Iana- I'm just calling all the girls lesbians, aren't I? Huh. Well, Lesbian.

Ace- Aromantic, pansexual. Kinda in the vein of Kali, havng sex to prove he's good, and then bouncing.

Zero- Old. [laugh track] Probably just Aro/Ace, or just never had/has time.

Flores- Straight, but in a gay way. Maybe bi.

Osa- Lesbian. (Also a trans QUEEN)

Sens- Super chill Aro/Ace (and a nonbinary LEGEND)

Grim- Aro/Ace, which surprises all his teammates, who think he's gay. Might actually be gay.

Brava- Straight, maybe Aro/Ace.

Ram- Sad lesbian who's girlfriend died poor baby :(

Deimos- Aro/Ace. Once got hit on and was like WOAH, WHAT THE HELL

Striker- Lesbian. Maybe Bi.

NOW, the defenders!

Mute- Aro/Ace.

Smoke- Straight/Ace.

Castle- Gay, perhaps.

Pulse- Gay, most certainly.

Doc- Gay.

Rook- So Aro/Ace that it gives him an extra 20 hp and the ability to revive himself.

Jager- AUTISTIC KING. Straight demisexual.

Bandit- Aromantic and gay. Isn't super active though.

Tachanka- Straight.

Kapkan- NOBODY KNOWS (he's just straight)

Frost- Lumberjack lesbian.

Valkyrie- Straight. Had a "lesbian experience" once, got incredibly flustered about it, and refuses to accept that she's Bi, or maybe even just lesbian.

Caviera- Straight. A little aro, too.

Echo- Ok, so, canoncially, he's super straight. BUT. No. Gay.

Mira- Aro/Ace. Is super annoyed by Hibana and Dokkaebi.

Lesion- Gay.

Ela- Aromantic omnisexual, preferring girls.

Vigil- Aro/Ace.

Alibi- Lesbian, doesn't really form strong, long-lasting romantic attatchment however, but isn't fully aromantic. Might identify as such however.

Maestro- Bi dad. Will call all of your partners cute.

Clash- Straight, mayber aromantic.

Kaid- Mildly Bi, mostly straight.

Mozzie- Straight.

Warden- Pan. Puts his boyfriends AND girlfriends in the finest suits he can. Mildly asexual, but VERY, and I mean VERY aesthetically attracted to people.

Goyo- Bi.

Wamai- Aromantic, heterosexual.

Oryx- Pan.

Melusi- Not particularly interested in a relationship, somewhat lesbian however.

Aruni- my dear lesbian gurllll

Thunderbird- Pan, super butch.

Thorn- I called her a butch lesbian in the lesbian post... but she could also be pan. Or omni (preferring women)

Azami- TOP LESBIANNNNN

Solis- Pan.

Fenrir- Gay.

Tubarao- Pan.

Sentry- Ok bear with me. Bi, but ace, but also.... not. Like asexual, but also super horny. Idk. Kind of a wierd not to end on. I'll definitely be giving him his own fic.

Ok I need to write now byeeee

[real-total-drama-takes]

OKAY MOD COURTNEY, I KNOW THIS IS MY 4 TIME TODAY COMMENTING IN THE TOTAL DRAMA TAKES BLOG BUT PLEASE HEAR ME OUT, PLEASE❗❗

I'll give you 4 takes and then I'll stop I SWEAR

1. What if the 2023 reboot had a extra episode in the same way that was the total drama drama drama drama episode?

IF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED I HOPE THAT THE MOST ICONIC TEAM FROM THERE WAS RIPPER, AXEL AND SCARY GIRL. Like- IMAGINE. a Secretly gay loser, a Melanie Martinez fan and a Girl boss. WHAT CAN GO WRONG?! And then in the start they all Will start hating each other with all forces possible, and then during the next scenes of the episode they are just walking around, gossiping and giggling, JUST LIKE A NORMAL BRAZILIAN FRIEND GROUP, 2 GIRL BOSSES AND THEIR GAY FRIEND. (Scary Girl would paint his nails while he gossips about the type of crime that happened In his class)

2. Julia was a horrible villain, and almost all her fans are annoying and toxic 13 years old Tik tokers. SERIOUSLY, she's Overrated in the same level than Courtney (Bowie solos her btw, Bowie is a slayer, SLAY KING🗣️👑❗❗)

3. Ripper x Chase and Axel x Nichelle will happen in the next season🕯️

4. JULIA JUST WENT TO THE FINAL 4 BECAUSE OF LUCK. if I was Bowie, I would make her be eliminated in EP 2. ALSO- SHE JUST GOT DRAGGED BY THE SCRIPT SINCE EP 5

she could be eliminated instead of Mk in EP 6 because she showed everyone the Phone thing UNTIL their elimination cerimony started. And she got nervous when they asked her about why she was showing that for them just now.

She could be eliminated In EP 7 if Raj and Wayne didn't get beated by a BIRD

RIPPER COULD EASILY WIN IMMUNITY IN EP 8 AND JULIA COULD GO HOME, RIPPER DESERVES MORE THAN HER🗣️❗❗

If wasn't for Zee saying that one Double alliance Shitzu on EP 9 she could flop and never come back

IN EP 10 IF CHASE HAD ENOUGH OF EMMA AND EVERYONE ELSE HE COULD WIN IMMUNITY AND JULIA WOULD DISAPPEAR

And in EP 11... Okay, Emmas elimination was Worth it, Really. TAKE THAT, TAYLOR SWIFT ENJOYER!

And in EP 12... She got what she deserved BUT ANYWAYS, RIPPERS GANG AND BOWIE COULD EASILY BEAT THE SHITZU OUT OF JULIA

I just still like Julia cuz she is funny. BUT I HATE HER AS A VILLAIN

okay, that's it. E é isso um beijo do Deimos💋 Tchau

.

[toxictoad]

Okay so as promised (By me, to me) I am writing about Deimos!

He's by far my favorite Durge and the first essay length bit of this is JUST for Act 1. Acts 2 and 3 will be in reblogs at some point

Also who knows I might make a post about his days in the dead three at some point (Read; probably soon because this boy has rotted my brain from the inside out).

You know the drill by now. ADHD ramble under the cut.

Deimos wakes up on the Nautiloid with a specific set of items on him. I don't feel like opening a save just to look at the starting inventory, but the thing that matters here is the book Paladin Oaths and Their Tenets;

(Interesting thing- This book is nowhere on the wiki. I would put it on there myself but I don't understand how wiki editing really works)

This book, I kid you not, is the most important part of roleplaying Deimos for me. He wakes up with no memories, head pounding, covered in blood, but he has tenets, and he WILL follow them (He's Oath of Devotion btw).

In addition to the text of the book, I headcanon that there are little notes in the margins of the pages- doodles and little jokes. Just stuff you would do if you were bored and had an old book on you.

Waking up on the beach, his immediate priority isn't necessarily survival or taking in his surroundings, it's his fucked up brain. I think a lot of people downplay how goddamn TERRIFYING it is to not have any memories. Like I've had days where I was sick and couldn't remember anything, and it was genuinely distressing, and this is like... 100 times worse than that.

So he panics, a little, and goes through all the items on his person. He has armor and a Warhammer, and... this book. He reads through it, and his thought is "Okay, I'm a paladin. That's something" And he finds a symbol of Ilmater drawn in the book and goes "Okay, that's my god probably. So I know two (2) things about myself! Awesome"

Thing is; Deimos is an amnesiac with 8 intelligence. He can kind of guess what Ilmater's followers believe, but the specifics are lost on him. The result is the funniest paladin to ever paladin.

Just imagine you're like... Shadowheart. This dude saves you from a Mindflayer pod. He seems nice enough when he's not complaining about a headache, and he's a competent fighter. You ask him who his god is and he's like "Uh... Ilmater, I guess." And you're like "...Okay" because you're a secret Shar worshipper so you kind of get being weird about deities, but Ilmater is a very acceptable god to follow and you're pretty sure he's not lying, but then why is he being weird about it. This guy is extremely devoted to his tenets but he's not even 100% sure what they are. He makes every moral decision based off of a book in his pocket and a general idea of what paladins/Ilmater devotees are like that may or may not be accurate. He doesn't even know how to pray, but he's pretty sure he's supposed to do it. The only thing he seems 100% sure about is his name, but at this point, you wouldn't be surprised if he got it off of a roadsign somewhere.

He's so fucking weird.

Deimos is incredibly freaked out by the urges, because obviously. After Shadowheart the first person he finds is Gale, and their first meeting is wonderfully awkward because Gale is being himself and Deimos is distracted by the fact that he really wanted to chop off this guy's hand like 15 seconds ago.

And then... Astarion.

Look, Durgestarion is canon in my heart and you have to deal with it now.

Deimos is incredibly easy to manipulate but in the weirdest way possible. Basically, if you can convince him that doing something is morally sound, or even just morally neutral but you really want him to do it? He'll just fucking do it. The Gur scene was the first real test of this:

Astarion: Hey this guy sucks Deimos: No he doesn't be cool What's his face: I'm hunting a vampire spawn named Astarion Deimos (Internally): Hm... Astarion is Good... and hunting good people is bad... So hunting Astarion is bad... Astarion: Please can I kill him? Deimos: Yeah okay

(Note; Deimos' definition of a "Good person" is a person he likes and who hasn't done anything morally bankrupt in his line of sight. Astarion encourages him to do bad things but so does his brain so he just doesn't listen to either of them)

However; The Urges. My way of thinking is that instead of doing horrible violence and mutilation and cannibalism whenever the option presents itself he just does something funny and kind of rude (This is the only reason he has high approval with Astarion. Astarion is constantly getting him to do weird confusing shit for his own amusement. Baa-ing at the redcaps in the swamp? 100% Astarion's influence. Threatening a magic mirror? 60% Astarion's influence and 40% because Deimos is a little bit of a himbo and doesn't like it when things try to test his intelligence. He is not a riddle person).

I cannot stress enough how weird this man appears to everyone who meets him. Friend or foe everyone around who talks to him for more than five minutes is hit with confusion. He rolls up to the scene with Kagha and Arabella and ignores the Dark Urge, only to immediately go "Hey I'm a paladin I can cast judgment on things" (A thing he is not sure that paladins actually do but he says it with confidence) and instead of making any moral arguments he's just like "I don't fuck with you snake lady let the kid go." He has high charisma but only uses it for persuasion. Ragzlin is like "The squid man showed me ur face time to die" and he just goes "No, lol." Withers wakes up to the literal chosen of Bhaal in Ilmateri getup and asks what the value of a life is and he says "Idk it's based on vibes." Astarion convinces him that the extra supplies that keep appearing in camp are a result of his charm and that he's totally not stealing from traders and Deimos goes "Yes that makes perfect sense" while Wyll is losing his goddamn mind.

Pretty early on in the game I found a book (I'm pretty sure it's A is for Azuth and Other Gods 6? Can you tell that a lot of roleplay is based around books for me) That has Ilmater, and between this children's book and the general assumptions people make about him, he can guess that he's supposed to be a martyr. It isn't his natural instinct, but he takes to it surprisingly well (His fighting style is protection, by the way. It's useless in combat but thematically appropriate so I don't care). I also think that he would encourage Gale to ramble about Ilmater because the man is like Forgotten Realms Google and this is probably his most trustworthy source of information for a while. I think Deimos really likes Gale because he talks a lot and helps drown out the murder thoughts.

So Deimos keeps up the facade-but-not-really-a-facade of being a brave, kind, selfless person who puts everyone before himself, and he tells his companions that he has dark thoughts and impulses, but they tell him that it's normal, and who is he to question them? (Again, he is easily convinced by things in weird ways. He trusts basically anyone more than he trusts his own brain, right now)

...And then Alfira comes to camp.

OH BOY. Okay so I have done playthroughs where I knock out Alfira and kill the Dragonborn bard instead, but I've been trying really hard not to metagame in this run so sadly our lovely tiefling bard is no longer with us. Deimos' honest first reaction to finding out he gored her is... to laugh.

Not a happy laugh, mind you- He's horrified, but his first thought is that he's broken his Oath, and then that that is decidedly not the first thing he should be thinking after he killed an innocent woman. So he laughs at the irony, and then he cries, and then he vomits. He cleans the blood off his hands but not because he wants to hide what he did. He just thinks that if he has to feel the blood on his fingers for one more second then he's going to go insane.

He never really stops feeling the blood. It will always be there.

My party at this point was Karlach, Astarion, and Wyll, and... Ouch. I felt like physical pain the first time I played Durge and everyone was mad at me. I think Deimos has that experience, here.

He wants to cry but he knows that he doesn't deserve to be upset about this. He vows that no innocent will ever die at his hand again, and sequesters himself in the ruin with the magic mirror in it and prays. He doesn't know how,really, but something in him remembers what a prayer for forgiveness sounds like. He begs Ilmater to listen to his repentance. Deimos carries a permanent, bone-deep guilt, but this is the first time he feels it so keenly.

He must read his tenets a hundred times, that day. He asks Withers to bring her back, but he understands why he can't. This is a burn on his conscience. She's at peace now, at least.

He is not, but what he feels doesn't matter.

(He is still immensely relieved that his oath is still intact. Breaking his oath might as well be breaking Deimos, and there's no telling what he will do once he's broken)

But, while everyone else is horrified, scared, or maybe just annoyed with Deimos, Astarion doesn't hate him.

And, look... Deimos' moral compass is literally a book, and the book doesn't say that he can't like a guy who thinks it's funny when you tell kids they're gonna die. He just really wants someone to not hate him, so now his best friend is a guy with an extremely underdeveloped moral compass. I think he clocks pretty early on that Astarion is manipulating him. But also... he doesn't care.

Deimos has always been- pre and post lobotomy- loyal to a fault. He was loyal to his foster family until Bhaal made him kill them. He was loyal to Bhaal and Saverok and even Orin. He was loyal to Gortash and Ketheric. He is a paladin at heart, whether that be under Bhaal or Ilmater. He is loyal and dutiful and constantly wracked with guilt.

Guilt for disobeying his father. Guilt for caring about people. Guilt for his past. Guilt for his urges. He's catholic coded.

So just like he was loyal to Bhaal he becomes loyal to Ilmater. Just like he was loyal to Gortash and Ketheric (Yeah, I'm going there) he becomes loyal to Astarion.

And like, he sleeps with Astarion, and he doesn't mind it, and for all his manipulation they do actually like each other, and then the tiefling party happens...

And look... Deimos knows that Astarion is lying when he says "I love you." He knows and acknowledges that fact and he can fully see that Astarion is pulling his strings like a good little puppet.

...And he just doesn't care. He lets himself believe, if only for a night, that someone loves him, despite his hands that are stained with blood and death and secrets.

And he lets Astarion feed on him, and they travel through the Underdark, and Deimos tries to hold his broken brain together.

The Grym fight is a weirdly potent moment for him, because I think that's when it really hits his companions that Deimos... Just does not value his own life.

Because at this point my party was Shadowheart, Karlach, and Astarion. Astarion and Deimos lure Grym onto the crucible, and Astarion can disengage and jump away. Karlach takes out the last of the magma mephits, and Shadowheart is next to the crucible lever.

Deimos can't disengage, though, and he cast survival instinct on Astarion earlier. So he drinks a potion of superior healing, and he tells Shadowheart to pull the lever.

Astarion's "No, my sweet bloodthirsty friend!" UGH I love it.

But Deimos (barely) survives (Which in reality means "Yay I don't have to use a scroll of revivify" but I want my angst so shhh)

They long rest, and the next day it's up to the mountain pass. I... really don't have a lot to say about the Githyanki Creche? Except that I know that Deimos just follows Lae'zel's lead on this. He bows to Vlaakith, and he... mildly considers killing the Dream Visitor (Who, by the way, looks as close to Jaheira as I could make her look, because the boy needs a mom and the Emperor clocks that easily)

He also gets VERY angry about the Varsh's treatment of Varrl (That is a CHILD how DARE you. I wish there was an option to fight him without making everyone else in the Creche hostile I hate this man)

I turned on non-lethal attacks for fighting my way out of the Creche, because I think Deimos doesn't want to kill these people- For Lae'zel's sake, and for his own.

Okay so maybe I do have a bit to say about the Creche sue me.

That awful fight with the like death knights or whatever in the mountain pass sucks. I don't know why but it always makes me so incredibly angry. Maybe it's just because that was the first place I ever actually had a party member die idk. Not related to Deimos I just had a bad time.

Oh, the Elminster thing...

Unlike almost every Tav or Durge I have, Deimos understands Gale's want to sacrifice himself to save the world/earn Mystra's forgiveness. He's a martyr, after all. He doesn't judge- He knows that feeling. He tells Gale as much. He doesn't want his friend to die, but he wants his friend to feel like he has a purpose. (Semi-related; This is my first run where I'm free of the bug where Gale is in love with you no matter what, and his platonic Act 2 scene before the Illithid colony is just... So sweet? Like he just wants his friend to be there for him. I love that wizard. Yes I will watch the stars with you buddy)

But now we are on to the Shadow Cursed lands, and Act 1 is over. Wow, this was so long.

[goosebreakroom]

Get fucked everyone I actually hate every character I reblogged here

Thats right I hate

- Sonic.EXE and his many variants

- MX From the Mario 85’ Creepypasta

- Mario & Bowser from the Mario Series

- Majin Sonic, Neo Metal Sonic, & Shadow The Hedgehog from the STH Series

- Peppino & Fake Peppino From Pizza Tower

- Hank J. Wimbleton, Deimos, Sanford, 2BDamned, Sherriff, Tricky (& Hoffnarr), Jebus (& Jebidiah Christoff), and every other fucking Madness Combat character (which btw is all of them)

White Hank from the Madcom Fandom

- Moondrop and Sundrop (Sunrise is a better name) from the FNAF series

- Ingo, Emmet, Cyrus, Larry, Piers, & Red from the Pokémon series

- Heavy, Sniper, Medic, Soldier, Demoman, Engineer, & Classic Pyro from the TF2 series

- Annie, Garcello & Tabi from the FNF Mod Community

- Senpai from Friday Night Funkin’

- John Ward & Father Garcia from the FAITH series

- Adriel from Naninadz’ Tumblr

- Glitchy Red & Steven from the Pokemon Creepypasta Community

- Josiah, Damian, & Emery from Overtime

- Professor Membrane from Invader Zim

- Bob Velseb from Spooky Month

- Clauneck from Cult Of The Lamb

- Mr Grizz, Murch, Spyke from the Splatoon Series

- Slenderman from…err…um…well I still havent where to credit his origin (That one contest? Marble Hornets??? the Creepypasta community?????)

- Pico from the Pico’s School series

- Sans, Papyrus, all their AU variants I reblogged here.

And also the other fuckers I didnt wanna scroll down to write! Go fuck yourselves!!

Kidding :3 April Fools u nerds.

[pyro-thon]

These things are done

But....

I STILL NEED HELP WITH HIS DAMN DESIGHN!!!

HRRGHBSBDBDHDNDJJDJD I LOVE SWEET DEIMOS LITTLE FUCKIBG BABYYYYY

Also hmmm for swank I’d say make him look a little like he does in cannon, but like make him have these little candy things all over his outfit.

Make his googles like little peppermint things :3

Btw this new style is adorable

[84773ry4c1d]

YAYYY SPLATOWEEN !!!! ONLY 5 DAYS TILL SPLATFEST

anyway HAPPY SPLATOWEEN ! i drew me n my boyfriend's splatoon characters in their silly little costumes for the occasion

this is him -> @thatfunkylittlejesterdude <3

[wyrmfedgrave]

Pics:

1. Detailed & yet clear, Skartaris map.

2. Travis Morgan explains the Hollow Earth Theory - to friends & readers!

3. Mike Grell's cover artwork. Note Deimos rising out of the background!

4. The women in Travis's life - from his daughter to Tara, his wife, to his catty companion to the werewolf's lover!

5. Most photo-realistic shot of the Warlord, in his best costume of all time! But, the sword is a soul stealer that he destroyed awhile back!!

6 thru 8. Travis likes the life of a swashbuckler to that of a ruler. So, in that respect, he's different from Conan & King Kull. He's more like Solomon Kane, forever seeking a new 'crusade'...

1906: The Earth (is) Not Hollow.

Intro: DC's Warlord is an American comic book series about Travis Morgan adventuring in a Hollow Earth.

Plot: Travis was an Air Force pilot & Vietnam War vet who crash lands in the Inner World of Skartaris.

This is a land of advanced ancient tech, dinos, an eternal noon; plus, swords & sorcery!

In his fight to survive, he becomes involved with Shamballah's princess, befriends several shapeshifters (one turns into a cat; the other is a Russian werewolf!) & fights for the freedom of folk from tyranny!!

Yet, Travis avoided becoming the ruler of Skartaris, as he prefers life as an adventurer...

Homages to Edgar Rice Burroughs' Pellucidar & John Carter of Mars abound thruout the Warlord series.

But, it has the breadth to include some rarities.

In 1 story arc (#84), Travis becomes President of a dystopian future USA!

He even meets the Skartarian version of Death (#14) & escapes her scantily clad embrace - for now!!

During this adventure, Travis learns that he's the latest incarnation in a legacy of legendary heroes!

This relevation gives him the resolve to deny Death's 'allure!'

Given the chance to go home, Travis always chooses to remain in Skartaris.

And, when he has the opportunity to live in peace, Travis always passes it up. Mostly, because he's an adrenaline junkie...

It all sounds as being quite apart from the regular DC timeline. But, nothing could be further from the truth.

The Warlord has appeared thruout the DC Multiverse: in Crisis on Infinite Earths, Aquaman, Green Arrow, Teen Titans, Convergence, etc.

BTW, Travis has a sorceress daughter & a once young son - who's now heir to Shamballah's throne.

And, there's also multiple versions of Travis out in the alternate timelines of the DC Multiverse...

What we're still trying to figure out is if Shakira is more cat than human...

Criticism: There's a tradition, in comic books, of self-contained series that are a passion project for its creator.

Warlord is such a work.

Grell's series is a masterful blend of classic sword & sorcery themes, mixed up with the sci-fi tropes of Jules Verne & Edgar Rice Burroughs!

All the stories & art are excellent thruout Grell's run. The writer-artist's sheer joy in handling the characters is quite evident.

And, though it contains Hollow Earth & Land That Time Forgot tropes, this is a fully realized fantasy world.

The story unfolds slowly, like an illustrated novel. It's all wonderfully done - with special attention given to the beautiful, but, deadly ladies in his 'orbit.'

Weird Shit: Grell has admitted that his version of Green Arrow is actually the same character as his Warlord.

The reason for this is that Grell patterns his creations - as fantastic versions of himself!

Notes: There's been some minor changes made so that Skartaris can function within the larger DC Multiverse.

Otherwise, this Inner World would be affected by every event that occurred 'topside.'

Yet, Skartaris is too connected to exist solely by itself. I mean Apokalips once invaded it - looking for some mineral!!

Logically, it should be an alternate, magical plane - like Gemworld or the Land of the Nightshades...

Plot wise, this is made possible by the creation of the Paths Beyond in the 1st Shadowpact run.

This also fits in with the knowledge that time "flows differently" within Skartaris.

It's what allowed Tinder, Travis's son, to grow to adulthood & become heir to Shamballah.

There's some kind of accelerated time force involved here...

Output: Mike Grell created The Warlord for First Issue Special #8 in 1974.

Warlord became a series in 1976 & lasted 133 issues & 6 Annuals!

Grell wrote & drew the 1st 52 issues. Then, Sharon (his wife) wrote the title til issue #71 & Grell only drew the covers.

This was while Grell wrote Starslayer, Jon Sable, Freelance & other works.

(All being great work that you should find & read...)

Afterwards, The Warlord returned in various series in 1992, 2006 & 2009!

Sadly, the 2006 series was so bad - it got cancelled after 10 issues. This run is usually ignored in modern DC continuity.

Grell returned in 2009.

His new series revealed that Travis hasn't aged since he arrived during the 1970s!!

This 'timelessness' affects everything in Skartaris...

Like, Deimos keeps coming back for revenge. But, always in worst shape than before!

From having a scarred face to being a mere skull - on a golem's body!!

Also, Tara's death (in the 1992 series) was 'reversed.'

In the 2006 series, Travis got his Warlord title after leading a successful revolt of gladiator-slaves!

Skartaris was also retconned to be an alternate dimension, rather than being a 'normal' Hollow Earth.

And then, there's the 'original' Travis.

You know, the Warlord who led most of Skartaris's folks & animals in an exodus - to avoid dying at the final destruction of their world!!

They're still 'living' out there in the 'wild' - somewhere...

[spacedykez]

where can we find info about your ocs. on the off chance someone wants to draw fannart.

starts vibrating at sonic frequencies.

u can find all the info i've shared on my mc ocs here, king thorn i should really rework a little because i love zem but ze just do not really have a good fleshed-out character or any good refs/drawings since i made them like months ago and my art has improved drastically.

MY SILLIEST LITTLE GUYS THOUGH MY WEIRD LITTLE BUGS ARE MY FABLEWILDS OCS <333 i should REALLY get around to making good refs of them. but u can find them all at #oc [name]. theres zephyr who ive probably drawn the Most because bug's been around the longest. aeolus & notos who each have two designs but theyre both canon because I Said So. sundew and lupine whose designs are honestly probably my favorites to draw. and then boreas and deimos who i NEED to talk more about. but i think ive posted a LOT more abt them in the meowdy & not so much here mostly because my friends love them and i never really get anyone askin about them whose not a meowdy member anyways. so since you asked.

THIS IS DEIMOS!!

xe are very sillay xe are based on a crow. xe are the dragon of Life which means xe're also the dragon of Death because those two things are interconnected. she's meant to have lots of pouches on her belts. also a big fluffy neck ruff thing and a cape made of big feathers. xyr earrings are: acorn & beetle on ears, flower & leaf on horns. but i do like the idea of changing out the flower for a skull of some sort

BONUS SUNDEW DRAWING!! bee has two tails and big goggles to scream Dragonfly at you and also chest armor not to protect zip really but to add to the Dragonfly effect. it has a shawl thingy that looks like dragonfly wings

another boreas, her design's not changed much at all. very geometric!! very shapes!! her wings are mechanical btw. because i thought it would be fun.

zeph, notos, lupine, and ao i'm sure i've posted plenty about so you have plenty to see of their designs. but just 4 u <3

SOME ZEPHYRS!!!

ao's Sun design (her redesign was quite recent. i like her new design better because its more coherent sksksks but i only have a few drawings of that; they're in his tag)

both of nox's designs side by side!! his Fire design kinda mirror's Ao's Sun design and its very flame-y. His stars design is a lot more childish & spacelike!! Fits his character a lot better. But doesn't match Ao as well.

AND one of my favorite drawings of zeph & lupine (draw / dream) + some misc. sillies <3

also more misc design notes:

Notos's stars form is meant to look a lot more childish. His clothes would have a very PJ vibe to them

Zephyr's outfit would be very leather-y! Its right leg (the one that isn't scales) is meant to be various patches of leather sewn together, and its jacket would be leather I think. Very much bard inspired!!

Lupine's outfit was inspired by the Onceler and has not changed since I designed him. I love her.

yes boreas' wings were inspired by raph from the mechs

THEIR HEIGHTS ARE AS FOLLOWS (heights do NOT include their horns/antlers/antennae!!!) Sundew: 4'8" Deimos: 5'1" Zephyr: 5'5" Notos: 5'7" Aeolus: 5'9" Boreas: 6'1" Lupine: 6'4"

[saltymongoose]

HI ITS ME CHATTY ANLN HELLO HELLO HELO UMMM SO

ive been kind of sick lately, so iw sorry for nkt talkkng here much :( i make sure to read stuff wverysay though

i wanna know how the boys would reacy to a very weak player, physically weak, and make them crusty too

crusty musty weak scoliosis acne filled coralines dad neck bad eyesight undiagnored neurodivergent sweaty tired player who doesnt bother even getting out of bed, 0h phone 24/7, falling asleep from 3 PM to 8 PM and bad schedule, anxiety, hurting legs, sore, try to pop their fingers and its like those boys just popped right out kf rheir habd, drools in their sleep, stuffy nose, somehow dkesnt manage to speak loud, bad attentjion spam, laughs at your mom jokes, doesnt turn the lights of their room on EVER, BAD BAD POSTURE, somehow is still good at the game and with the strings, fast walker, most pale mf you've ever seen, darkest bags under their eyes, somehow complains about their ankle hurting, artist, and cant sleep still

would the boys still love them😝😝😝😍🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤❤❤💗💓💓💞💕💕💖💖💖 btw ily

-chatty anon

Hey Chatty, I hope you're recovering well. <3 Don't worry about not sending stuff in all the time, you aren't obligated to by any means, I'm just happy to hear from you whenever you feel like sending stuff in. :)

As for how the boys would react to a "crusty, weak Player" that you described so eloquently: yes, the boys would still love them. Honestly, someone like you wouldn't usually survive in Nevada for very long, so I think they're more endeared to your "weakness" than they realize. They'd also be concerned too, of course, and probably try to help you better your health and habits as much as possible, but it's from a place of care.

This means trying to fix your sleep schedule by having you actually go to bed at an appropriate time (maybe bribing you with cuddles, cause they think that might work) and distracting you from your phone. I can also see Doc looking into medication to help your anxiety (but that might take a while since he's hesitant to try any grunt-centered treatment options on a human), and he probably lectures you on your posture cause that's simply not good for your spine. Deimos would probably exploit your sense of humor by telling more bad "your mom" jokes around you just to hear you laugh, and I can definitely see Sanford coming up with some sort of meal plan to help you out on the nutrition side of things. (And maybe massages to help with your soreness? I feel as though he'd be able to do that).

Hank really doesn't know what to do here (a side effect of not caring about anyone else ever), so he'll settle on trying to mimic whatever the others do to the best capacity. He can't tell good jokes or cook, but he's very good at making sure you follow whatever the others are nudging you towards. (i.e. Pulling your shoulder back to make you sit up more, pulling your phone out of your hand and replacing it with his own, or just yanking you into his lap when he thinks you should get some sleep without any distraction.)

Overall, they try to be helpful if you allow them (provided you're fine with them being mother hens), but in any case, you being "crusty" and objectively weak wouldn't stop them from liking you. They're your vessels and you're their Player, their most favored and adored. Their love for you is unconditional, so you shouldn't have any doubts.

[vinnival]

Hallo! I’m not sure if you have requests open or not, not sure if this prompt is already made or somethin’ similar or will get picked, but I would love to req the main 3 + Tricky who’s had a very heated argument with their s/o and ends up lashing out on them/hurting them severely on accident. You get to decide if S/o lives or dies lmao, their life is on your hands

(ps: LOVE your works btw! I swear yer works‘ll give me brainrot sooner or later from how much I read them. {in a good way!} )

HOHOHO IM GLAD <333 angst central will answer your call, enjoy !!!

TW for death, blood, gore, just sadness in general

HANK

Hank accidentally ate your baklava, sent to you by your friend

You shouldn't have approached him while he was stressed out about a mission, and cutting up cucumbers.

But you did

It began as a simple statement

"Hank, honey, did you eat that baklava in the fridge?"

"Yeah. Sorry, didn't save any for you. I was hungry."

"That was sent to me by my friend as a gift."

Hank stopped cutting, and shrugged haphazardly

"Tell them to make you another."

"Fucker, they're from out of state, do you know how hard it is to get shit into Nevada nowadays?"

He whipped around, frustrated, "how was I supposed to know?! I'm sorry, okay? Leave me alone or else-"

"Or else what? What if they're dead now? What if that was the last gift they sent me? You wouldn't give a shit, would you?" You were fuming now, "All you care about is what HANK wants. What HE wants and when HE wants i-"

You were violently cut off when a butcher knife was slammed into your arm.

You yelled in pain, looking back at Hank as you stumbled

He looked pissed, his hand still in throwing position

You stumbled back and fell to the ground as Deimos walked into the room, worried about your yell

Hank realized what he's done when Deimos noticed you on the ground and confusedly yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK, HANK? TO YOUR OWN S/O?!"

Deimos took you to 2B to get medical help

You lost a lot of blood, some core nerves were damaged, and your arm had to be amputated

He was babbling apologies constantly after you recovered

Deimos made a prosthetic arm for you.

Hank despised himself, and he vowed to never touch any type of weaponry while at home again

Eventually, you got over it and foragve him, but he would never forgive himself

He still gets sad whenever he cuddles you and feels or sees your prosthetic

SANFORD

Arguing while training wasn't a good idea

You absentmindedly critiqued his attacks

Hes finally had enough, and told you to stop

You rebutted, and it escalated into you two full on arguing while you fought

You tried to avoid any type of wounding damage, but unfortunately

Sanford threw his hook a little too hard, slicing your face

That "oh FUCK" moment immediately hit him and he rushed over to you, where you were writhing in pain

Turns out he ripped off a whole skin patch on your face, and damaged one of your eyes to where you couldn't see out of it anymore

You had to wear a glass eye and you had to get leather stitched to your face to replace skin

Although he hated looking at your face now, he still comments on how beautiful you are

He still feels horrible though

He'd caress your face sometimes

Every time he does it, tears slip out from under his glasses

You've grown to expect it every time he does it, and immediately comfort him

DEIMOS

Hank had just gotten done lecturing Deimos

He was annoyed now

And if Deimos is annoyed, he'll lash out at anything miniscule that goes wrong

He was in his lab, tinkering with a big ass machine to calm down

He wasn't calmed enough when you entered

You were on the other side of the machine

You asked him if he wanted help, and he declined

So you tried to just watch him, placing your hand on the table where the machine sat

Oops

You accidentally tipped over his glass drink

It hit the floor, making a loud sound, thus making Deimos jump

He screwed up on a wiring from jumping

"Dude what the fuck?! Can't you be more fucking mindful?"

You scoffed, "I didn't know it was there, I'm sorry!"

"Sorry won't fix it, boo," he seethed, slamming his hand down on the machine

Uh oh that was a button

It sprang to life, but with the mis-wiring, it malfunctioned

It sent electricity everywhere

Most of it zapping you

Oops again, you were zapped to death

Deimos immediately fell out of his chair, yelling your name

You were already gone by the time he got to your side of the table

he hates himself and robotics now yikes

Poor guy

Doesn't want anything to do with machinery anymore

The others try and solace him but he can't escape that forever-staying guilt

TRICKY

Knowing the clown you two probably didn't even get into an argument

He got too pent up in anger one day, and when you got too close to him while he was angry, he lashed out

You were just beginning to say, "Are you okay, honey?" when you were cut off by incessant growling, and a flash of green, red, and grey rapidly approached

"STAY AWAY"

His stop sign was RAMMED through your gut

Like, sliced straight through. JJBA donut style

You coughed up blood, too in pain to let out any noise

Tricky then recognized you and started screeching

"NO" "CLOWN IS SORRY" "DIDNT MEAN IT" "DONT DIE" "PLEASE" "NO NO NO" "IM HERE" "I CAN HELP YOU"

He despised the Auditor but was desperate

He held you in his arms, his sign awkwardly sticking out of you while he rushed to the Auditor to heal you

He made it to the building

Alas... you didn't make it with him

He sat there on the AAHW property with your dead body on the floor

He finally took back his sign

He kept sitting there until The Auditor forced him out

He brings your corpse to one of his favorite places, his Clown Hideout (a secret bunker filled with circus items), and buried you right next to it

He sits there for days on end, constantly talking to himself

Still acts like you're there at times before he realizes he killed you and then goes into another bout of silence

A cycle is then born

When he returns to killing, he's more violent than ever before, in your honor

Once again, sadness combat