#hi btw. im still alive

[valdotpng]

loving the official confirmation that beika is a loser And a hater <3

[mohntilyet]

they hated illario because he was a d1 yapper who was bad at assassinating people and was so annoyingly drunk and grief stricken at his cousin’s wake that viago had to drug him to shut him up (so what if he was also the guy who set his cousin up to die/disappear) . and also for working with the venatori and selling out the antivan crows i guess.

[marukfe]

Went to some beach with Moon <33

My photography skills are still a bit silly so ^-^"

[harvestmoth]

what do we think about pet store workers team xen

[kiseiakhun]

Anyway, I think the worst thing Geoff Johns did to Hal's character is that he just made him boring. The fun thing about Hal is that he's the worst man to walk the earth. He's a trainwreck in the making. Every day he wakes up and thinks nothing and makes 20 awful decisions and messes up everything and goes to sleep content in a job well done and it's great. Hal is the Worst Man Ever™. He's a donkey in human form. By all means his personality and skillset makes him the perfect supervillain but he's a hero and he's imperfect and he claws himself back from the brink long after most people would've given up because that's who he is. That's at the core of his character. Even when he's below rock bottom, he never gives up, and god does he hit it, over and over again.

Johns just... erased all that complexity by making Hal the bestest greatest most precious lanterny lantern ever. Suddenly everyone loves him and treats parallax as just a 'hehe! Whoops!' and it sucks because if you take away the fact that Hal is a garbage human being he's just BORING. He's just a boring stereotypical stoic superhero. Who wants to read that! Who wants to read about Universe's Best Most Precious Greatest Man Gets Praised And Solves Every Problem And Is Never Wrong. Like at least when batman does it they try to give us a detective story. Usually it's not a good detective story but they at least try. Hal doesn't need to do detectiving. He can solve pretty much anything with the ring on his finger. He's invulnerable and powerful and perfect and let's be real, at this point he barely has a secret identity. There's nothing adding stakes to the story, not when Hal the best boy is here.

It's so fucking boring!! It's genuinely an injustice to his character. Hal's much more interesting when he makes every single bad decision, ever, and then has to dig himself out of the hole that he dug. That's someone I can root for. That's a character I can develop complex feelings about. If you just hand me the perfect being in creation I feel nothing. I'm already bored.

[bazooka-overkill]

aran has gotten physically angry at mario kart before

do what you want with this headcanon

[shinxyscupcakeria]

just opened youtube and flipline posted that theyre making pizzaria deluxe ???? hello ?!?!

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i want a seagull to snatch a churro out of sae’s hands

[glitterblooded]

Hello I know I haven't posted art in a whilr and I'm so sorry 😭 I can't draw digitally very well, my phone is small and idk I guess I just lost the ability or appeal or something. I draw traditionally alot more

But I've been doing doodles on sticky notes for like a year!! And so I present to u a few late night doodles of disventure camp I did with a crappy pen I founf in my junk drawer (feat. my leg)

[liamthemailman]

"living a peaceful retirement"

psst! inbox is open for Ace!

[euclydya]

some fuck in glasses just walked up to me and asked if i wanted to join his club im like What's it called he's like It doesn't have a name yet but when you join you get flowers :)) what doid i do to get invited. what's happeneing. what happened while i was gone.

[that-gay-guy-from-hell]

Oh hey look-! It's the Blue Man Group!

TLT Masterlist

[monsterbisexual]

this lame guy in the main trap of the movie (w other ppl who keep dying, u get the picture) has said both "i wanna live" n "dont leave me" n i thought to myself disapprovingly 'u will Never be Adam Saw2004 :/"

[noiseemaster]

hi sccers. pokes you with a stick

hi uh . i dont have anything funny to say here . uh . hm .

[theprinceandthewitch]

Okay... tbh I kind of want my money back for this movie...

Don't get it wrong - I understood what they were doing here - I understand that at its core it's a story about two people trying to navigate their lives while dealing with grief. It's not a romance story, BUT I still enjoyed this movie for it's actual themes.

HOWEVER, if you are going to intentionally borrow scenes from Disney's Beauty and the Beasts animated movie almost to a tee to market your movie and NOT deliver on any romance... you can't get mad at people for being disappointed or chewing you out for it.

I legit can't see why people aren't allowed to dislike this movie just because of that, since that's what the marketing wanted you to think. And like... why would they borrow scenes from a romantic movie if they didn't want us to read the Belle and Beast scenes as romantic? This is like the definition of mixed signals lmao.

So yeah, I completely understand why people were put off by this movie. I'm a bit put off with it myself and will not be watching it again.

[amatres]

the apparent feelings bann teagan has for the female warden becomes even funnier in the timeline they're a mage, bc like, she's partially responsible for the fact that jowan got out of the tower and was put into the situation to poison arl eamon to begin with