#hhhhhhhh now i sleep

[despairforme]

He's swiping right on literally everyone now. Fuck it. He's gonna find a date.

[curiosity-killed]

Shoutout to my friend who watched me go from “I feel like I’m going to throw up” to “I think I’m going to have an anxiety attack” to actively hyperventilating on the floor in the space of 1 (one) minute and somehow responded effectively.

Significantly less of a shoutout to my body for APPARENTLY having the exact same physical cues for both “going to pass out from low blood sugar/dehydration” and an anxiety attack

[mars-ipan]

goddd i still have to shower. i hate it here

[yellobb]

The problem with having your main support system being your family is that, when it’s one of them going through shit that’s making you relapse, you can’t bring it up with anyone else because it’s their business, not just yours

[octal-alchemist]

.

[oogaboogaspookyman]

hey diddle diddle

the dog's on the bass

and the bastard in the backrooms rots

dance with the devil and step on his toes

it's not murder if you don't get caught.

[good-night-space-kid]

A week ago I was wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants to walk around outside in the 20*F and tonight I am sleeping in that same outfit while it is 72*F outside

[andthebubbles]

2642 words (currently) of office worker kimi and seb -fic currently being whacked into shape... featuring plenty of low self-esteem on both sides ksjfngkjfngkfjgnkf

[biolums]

goodnight.,

[outlying-hyppocrate]

Sorry for abandoning everyone for the past two days! I just had no motivation to post and uh. yknow. school stuff

[vanillabat99]

The heat is really messing up my sleep :/ Not only does it give me more nightmares than usual, it's also just uncomfortably hot. How am I supposed to get any rest when it's like 25°C+. That's too hot.

[painsandconfusion]

Hey there Sand. Gonna level with ya, I'm in a bad headspace right now and I probably will be for the next several days. I was hoping I could get some of your writing as a distraction. Maybe a yandere whumper that drugs and restrains their darling whumpee?? Or whatever you wanna do really, and if you'd rather not, that's okay too! Love your writing <3

I could use a little of this too. Today has been hhhhhhhh-

I wrote this in ten minutes and didn't proofread, sooooo enjoy!

.

Don't Fight It

(tw: drugging, yandere whumper, kidnapping, creepy/intimate whumper, noncon touch/kiss (nothing explicit))

[Drabble Masterpost]

“..what….did y-..” Whumpee blinked hard, staring around the room. Trying to clear..th…to clear the….ffog-? Fog.

“Shhh…” Whumper’s warm hand pulled a squeaking whine from Whumpee’s throat as they pulled them closer. “It’s just some medicine- It’s alright, love…”

Whumpee squirmed, trying to wriggle out of Whumper’s grip and off the couch. “Mmnnnoo-”

“Yes.” Their captor reeled them back in, dragging Whumpee against their chest and wrapping their arms snug around their captive. It’s just to help you sleep, love - I know you’ve been so on edge lately..” 

Whumpee whimpered as Whumper’s nose nuzzled in against the side of their neck. “Don’t fight it.” They pressed a soft kiss to Whumpee’s throat.

Whumpee squirmed, eyes burning as they squeezed shut, twisting away. “Pl-ease d-”

“SHH-” Fingers once gentle bruised in against their arm and waist.

Whumpee locked in place, breath catching and trembling in their lungs. 

Frozen.

“Mm..” Whumper nuzzled a kiss into their hair, grip softening into gentle warmth again. “Better.”

(tags: @prisonerwhump @whumpawink @mabledonut @happy-little-sadist @paleassprince @distinctlywhumpthing @wibbly-wobbly-whump @batfacedliar-yetagain @suspicious-whumping-egg @wormwriting @villainsvictim @throwawaywhumper @wild-selenite-caffine @whumpasaurus101 @thecitythatdoesntsleep @whumpworld @pinkieglitterheart @whumpberry-cookie @rainbows-and-whumperflies @a-galactic-fox @shywhumpauthor @cyberneticwhump @bumpwhump @hold-back-on-the-comfort @veyroswin @whumping-seven-days-a-week @whumpingisfun @suffering-and-misery @definitely-not-a-seagull-i-swear @yetanotheraltwhumpblog @whump-queen @a-whumped-tea @whumpsday @sonder35)

As always, lmk if you want to be added or removed from any tag lists!

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

*materializes into existence*

Hey there :D

Okay, imagine that Virgil is like, super fuckin' tired and about to pass out bc um. Insomnia. And Remus notices his Spiderling is just really out of it and not really paying attention. It's in the middle of an Unspecified Important Meeting with Thomathy(tm), and Remus sees his sleepy Sling & just S C O O P S him up and sinks with him in his arms. Everyone else is like "what" and Thomas is just Confused. But hey, Remus just takes Virgil to uhh... let's say it's Virgil's room since um, ignoring canonical Virgil's Room Affects People in an Anxious Way. It's fine. Canon can shush for a moment, lmao.

ANYWAY: Sleepy Boi is a bit confused, but snuggles into the warmth of the Duke carrying him. Remus' slimy heart melts at that bc he's so adorable, oh no, he's too gay for this shit, skdfsjdfj- yeah. He lays Virgil down and puts a blanket over him, but then Sleepy Spiderling won't let go, he has a very strong grip on Octo Boi. Remus is like "welp might as well" and snuggles into with Virgil and they cuddle and fall asleep.

Time Skip brought to you by my old Wattpad phase: and now we get to the part where Virgil is waking up to being cuddled protectively and it feels so warm and safe and nice, and then he sees it's Remus, and he can't help but melt a lil at the peaceful expression on sleeping Duke's face. Said Duke wakes up, and um. blsuhes. Blushes very much so at waking up next to the Spiderling. Sleepy Virgil sees blushy Remus and smirks. Remus is like "fuck you when did our roles fucking switch you goddamn bastard you motherfucker omg" and Virgil responds by saying "aww, am I too cute for you~" and yep, there goes Remus, he dies in Gay Panic bc his pretty boy just flirted with him and his morning/just-woke-up voice is so hhhhhhhh. And yeah, that's all for this idea (for now) (I have many ideas but here's a shorter one I guess, lol).

Is this a bit OOC? yes, it is.

Do I care? Haha, no <3

Enjoy, Spooky Gays enthusiasts :D

Heyo Oatmeal :}D!!! Oml E V E R Y T H I N G about this is S O fucking soft P L E A S E!!! This has it all from Dukexiety cuddles, Them melting in each other's arms as they sleep peacefully together, Smug Vee, and Gay Gay Homosexual Gay flustered Ree I L O V E it and them S O fucking much!!!

[moonie-cake]

Okay first of all, You can call me Halo or DJ! Both work tbh-

Second, YOU THINK IM COOL??? DUDE YOU'RE LITERALLY LIKE- THE NICEST AND COOLEST DUDE EVER OH MY GOD

Third, That's funny because, I don't sleep/j because of my work's schedule being so wild that's it's actually amazing how I go through the day with half a cup of coffee lol

Fourth, I started following you because I thought you were genuinely a very nice person and I wanted to know you more but I got shy and decided to just watch from the shadow realm 🥹

HHHHHHHH

*puts on my glasses then takes it off*

*inhales*

*and exhales*

*CRACKS MY KNUCKLES*

Overall ,

YOU'RE HEAVENLY PRECIOUS TOO YOU KNOW 🫵❤️

You! YES YOU

And greetings and my warmest salutations to you , dear DJ Halo !! Welcome welcome to my crazy funky world loll

((Not sure what to call you so I nicknamed you as "DJ Halo" LOL sorry))

Second of it all :

YES HONEYY I REALLY DO THINK YOU'RE COOL , JUST LOOK AT YOUR REBLOGS AND ALL OF THAT. YOU'RE GENUINELY A SWEETIE TOO

And an amazing being at that , thank you so so much for your support for not just me , but for the Palestinians too

Thirdly :

DAMNN you're strong AF LOL XDD Let me just feed you some donuts too at that LMAO

((On a serious note : I'm sorry your sleep schedule is shit but HEYY on the bright side , you got me to spam you with nothing short of love right now HEHE))

And FOURTH ....

JUST THE FOURTH ...

PRECIOUSSSS YOU'RE JUST PRECIOUSSSS THANK YOUUUU

Please please , I'm a shy baby too so I understand you dudee 🥹

But honestly I really really do not mind newcomers , asks , DMs and such ❤️❤️

Like Moonie always says :

She's just here to vibe and to make new friends after all ❤️

[soraisnotsleepy]

🌸 Gn s/o being in a relationship with modern time Mary 🌸

🌸 NB!!! This was written WAYY before (1-2 years ago???) netass dropped new lore. So I'm just posting my old draft hhhhhhhh imho it's worthy enough to be public

🌸 CWs: N/A

🌸 I can see Mary being kinda tsundere because of her snobbish background. But don't worry, she's not a hardcore one, just few scoffs now and then

🌸 Mary is the type to scold you gently whenever you're not being careful

🌸 Would totally play a dress-up game irl with you. Her closet is full of various costumes and pretty dresses, so why not share them with you?

🌸 Do you like shopping? No? Well, suck it up, Mary will drag you to the nearest shopping mall! She just wants to hear your opinion on what she's about to buy and, of course, buy you something as well <3 If you're really not into shopping, she'll try to make it fast or bring you alongside on rare occasions

🌸 Wants the best for you. Will protect you with all her might. Did someone just insult you? Mary is ready to verbally kick their ass with fancy insults

🌸 Does makeup very well and will do it for you, if you like makeup!

🌸 Frequent tea parties with red velvet and your food of choice!

🌸 I feel like Mary is definitely into bubble teas too. So expect dates to bubble tea cafes as well

🌸 Totally would do those stereotypical girly sleepovers! Paint each other nails, eat snacks and gossip 💅💅💅

🌸 I feel like Mary is not the one to get easily jealous since she's very confident in herself and trusts you overall. But if she ever gets a tiny bit jealous, she'll just cling by your side more than usual

🌸 Really likes hugging and being kissed on the forehead. Out of two of you, Mary is the small spoon. But doesn't mind to be the big spoon too

🌸 Unintentionally snags the blanket to herself whenever you're sleeping together

[quodekash]

i went to sleep yesterday instead of watching the eclipse episode BUT im here now and ready to suffer in a good way from the beauty that is akkayan

bRO

the parallels in this are crazy

the eclipse is filled with parallels and i love it so much

this is so funny, akk why do you keep saying that, hes gonna keep kissing you-

OHHHH HE KEEPS SAYING IT SO THAT AYE KEEPS KISSING HIM

I love them so much

i love the upside down kisses, it makes me think of the spiderman which makes me think of akk as spiderman which makes me think of how transmascs love spiderman which makes me have trans akk headcanons and ghjbdgfhjb i love it

GUYS YOU COULDVE SLEPT IN AN ACTUAL ROOM TOGETHER

YOU DIDNT NEED TO SLEEP THERE

THE OTHERS DIDNT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I LOVE YOU BUT YOURE SO SILLY

HES SO PRETTY HOW IS THIS MAN SO PRETTY

this scene is so funny

none of them even offer an excuse or explanation, they just run

what are namo and wat gonna do in the meantime while the others are doing their work 🤔🤔

HUZZAH I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

i think we all knew this would happen

WAT YOURE A GENIUS

HE'S MAKING THEM MAKE UP AS CHARACTERS WHICH WILL HOPEFULLY MAKE THEM MAKE UP IN REAL LIFE BC THEIR LINES ARE VALID POINTS

lets give it up for our lord and saviour, wat

pffffft

sorry i know this is an important moment but-

but aye is just so short

and its so funny to me

even tho i know im shorter than khaotung by 16cm

its still funny

"i really want you to see them hug. theyre like two people who truly love each other but believe in different things" GRHJBSGD

i love platonic watsani moments they make me happy

some of my favourite scenes in the actual show are platonic watsani moments

theyre both my favourite characters (only by a little bit tho bc theyre all my favourite characters)

im just terrified of them being coupled together and im so glad theyve kept them entirely platonic and havent changed it at all, cos like for os2 they completely deferred off the seanmaitee train tracks bc winnysatang became a thing, but im glad theyve kept watsani's dynamic exactly the same, it makes me happy

THE TRIO TOGETHER AGAINNNN i missed them

i know theyve been hanging out this whole time but its been ages since weve seen just these three hanging out, their little friend group who've known each other for years, and can read each other inside out

theyve known each other for six years specifically

which is a really freaking long time

thats since they were in... year 6? BRO IMAGINE HOW TINY THEY WERE

AWW

DO YOU SEE NOW

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS SO BEAUTIFUL

BHBJHVJHVJGV

"i think people hate or are afraid of something because they don't really understand it" KAN SPITTING FACTS

also gotta love the metaphor

look at how pretty this visual is

guess who im adding to my parents-to-destroy list

IM GONNA CRYYYY THEY ALL LOVE EACH OTHER AND COMFORT EACH OTHER AND WAT'S CRYING AND THEIR ARMS ARE AROUND EACH OTHER AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS SO BEAUTIFUL ITS KILLING ME

OMG

I KNOW WHATS COMING

THE HATS

THE FLIPIN HATS

IM GONNA HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN ABOUT A COUPLE OF HATS

THEYRE SO CUTE IM NOT OKAY

always, aye

aye, a summary: pretty

THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES THE BIKES

NOW IM HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN ABOUT BIKES

the gender on these two is immaculate

i want their gender please

NOOO THEYRE DOING A NUENGPALM THING

I KNOW THEYLL BE FINE BC THEYRE SOULMATES BUT NOOOO WHYYYY

"your mouth is messy." "your mouth is messy too" "wipe it for me" "with what?" "your mouth." HHHHHHHH

IM SMILING SO HARD I CAN BARELY SEE

LITTLE CHEEK KISS

i think akkayan's cheek kisses will be the end of me one day

there you go, communication, good job, finally

WHY DID YOU GUYS COME TOGETHER, HMMMM??

ZOOM ZOOM

oh you stronzo

he's finished the song, hasnt he

and hes gonna sing it to akk tonight for his birthday

OH NO

POOR NAMOOOO

all good tho, now he can date wat

sorry im being insensitive

i hope he feels better soon

am i crying because of how much i love these two human beings? maybe.

OMG FILM TIME

JGHSDKGEUISJDFGVOIERJDHGOIREJBDL

WAT IS SO FREAKING TALENTED

i find it so funny that theyre all peeing together

also having a wall separating the urinals is so smart why is that not a thing everywhere

ah shoot i ran out of images again, hang on