#hey sarge!

[harbingersecho]

RVBtober 6 > favorite character Colonel Sarge

all rise for the flag 07

[geodesick]

[ID: a sketch of fillmore and sarge from cars, drawn with a blue pen on lined paper. they are parked beside each other, and fillmore is looking up and smiling while sarge kind of glares at him. end ID]

hello hi would anyone like a cars doodle i did at work since i havent posted anything recently 😳

[riordanness]

idk about y’all but personally i’m on a major agggtm/ravi singh brainrot rn

[mincedpeaches]

[ozcarma]

I’m actually so upset over the grimmons resolution I’m tempted to start a YouTube channel and make a whole video breakdown of their fucking queerbait

[therealslimshakespeare]

Where the Bluebird Sings (Smitty wrote the bathtub scene)

Elvis coughed, the cold water around him - or maybe it was him, shivering, chattering with his teeth - that was the cold one. Something... something, dunno. He blew out a breath, his limp, matted hair flopping back from his brow. Elvis was in the bath, and he was going to do this. 

Without Laney. 

A sneeze, and, well, after that the tears came easy, snot dripping down to the half-grown stubble on his face he'd have to shave in the godforsaken morning just to look somewhat presentable for the next day of court. 

In this moment, alone, sweating out his own fuckin' bad decisions, the lights making his eyes go all sideways... he can't even be mad at Laney baby. Who'd want to love his sorry, drugged-up, washup ass? If she wasn't...

"Wasn't 'ttached t'... t' a goddamn mess, maybe she'd l-l-like the colour... goddamn orange." 

"Yeah, and maybe she'd like you to clean yourself up, instead." 

Elvis whipped his head round and blinked hard as he gagged with the movement. Sweat dripped down his face and stung his fool eyes but he could recognise Charlie's mug even half blind and half mad. 

"Maybe I jus' needta sink into this here bathtub an' end it all, Charlie, ever think 'bout that? Huh? Huh?" And there's the anger, the coiling snake of sin that wraps around his heart ever since he made one too many singin' movies. Ever since - since -

"God DAMN IT! Elvis thrashed in the bathtub, gripping his hair, yanking, "Cain't even say her name, Charlie! Can't, I c-c-can't!" 

Charlie'd moved closer, and Elvis felt a hand wrap around his. Warm. Elvis gripped it back too tight. "Elaine?" 

"N-n-no, fu-ck," Elvis's voice broke. "My baby, Charlie, my baby - can't say her god-given name, can't visit her grave, can't do nothin' 'bout this fuckin' divorce! Can't sing, can't get it up, can't numb it out - it all's too much." 

"Elvis - " Charlie's features swam into focus through the tears and the shakes. " - it's helpin', ain't it? Sayin' that out loud?"

"Fuck, Charlie. It hurts so... so goddamn bad. And I..." Elvis's breath hitched, lashes clumped and face pale except for the red high on his cheeks, the blue bruised around sunken eyes. It'd take a whole lotta makeup to pretend in the morning. It was taking something out of him now to stop pretending. 

"I miss my wife, Charlie."

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Hey hey heyyy I heard you could submit things! Cheers, folks!

[daisychains111]

I just finished as good as dead and I'm just trying not to think about those 694 days

the only person who knew was ravi, but I'm trying not to think about how both him and pip had to come up with lies about why they talk about their 'ex' like they never broke up

trying not to think about pips parents who's daughter who was so obviously pulling away and they had no idea why

trying not to think about Josh not understanding why his sister won't answer his calls

trying not to think about Cara who's best friend in the world is pushing her away

trying not to think about Naomi, Nat, Connor and Jamie who knew something was up but could never quite figure it out. all they knew is that pip didn't want to be in their lives anymore

trying not to think about all the bridges pip had to burn bc she wanted them all to be safe

but "hey sarge, remember me" so ya know...cry

[mikewhoreler]

every single day I continue to go feral over 'hey surge, remember me?' like . no words.

[handless-and-dangerous]

Day out with the squad. Saw some stunning water features! 😃

Yeah Wing was pretending he was gonna jump off but Dice took a hold of him and wouldn't let go.

And of course Luck had to have his glamor shot.

Well we can't all be pretty 😏

[vanlegion]

S19 Mini Theory - Staff of Charon Fight

Okay, so I was rewatching some S13 stuff for funsies (a funny af "shotgun" moment). . . but I kept watching to the end. So here's a theory I had before, but now it's changed up a bit because I was wrong about the ORDER... and now I'm actually kind of flipping my shit just a touch if I'm right. I'll add a read more break here:

So lemme just start off all of this Preamble saying, IF we actually get to see the Staff of Charon fight, which was possibly teased by the Simulation run teaser Church was doing... Then this is my new theory for this fight (Which I assume will be at the very beginning of the movie). Okay, so at the end, Church is giving his little speech and saying how this is gonna have to be his last real moment with everyone. He's got to 'deconstruct' himself, and that the fragments he leaves behind will help them all get through the fight. When he says this, the fragments flash on the screen in a particular line up order. . . which also line up with certain characters in the same shot. A line up I was originally got wrong. This is the line up:

There are 6 fragments and technically six characters in this shot. When I first thought how the fight would go, I imagined some people would get some of the fragments somehow. I wasn't sure how it would be done until Church basically said he'd have to break himself up, but I digress. One of my first assumptions was that Delta would go to Simmons. He's typically the "smart" one and Delta is a logical AI. I also assumed this because I figured there might be a Holo-Lock they'd have to break through and so far, Simmon's is usually called to lock-pick a door. (*coughYorkVibescough*) Now however... After seeing this shot? HO-LY Fuck. Delta staying with Tucker makes sense. He's going to need a logical voice helping him with that suit. He'll be able to do his Big Damn Hero thing but with also with a calculated precision Delta can give him. Theta, almost invisible but there in between Tucker and Caboose, would go to Caboose. They are both childlike and find a lot of things scary, but Caboose is also good at not letting those scary things get to him. Theta will be able to protect him, I feel. Gamma with Lopez. I don't think I need to expand much on this. The Twins - Eta and Iota. . . Would go to Doc and O'Malley. Two Minds. Sarge getting Sigma somewhat surprised me, but after mulling it over, I realized that Sarge has always had the fiery passion of battle burn in his heart. I feel this will help keep Sarge sharp and speedy, and possibly we may even see him use his shotgun with new strategy.

Which leaves Omega with Simmons. This kind of shocked me at first. But then, again, taking a moment to reflect on it, this could possibly be fitting. Simmons can fight fairly well as it is, however, he can crack under pressure pretty fast. I feel like Omega is going to drive him to keep fighting even when shit looks really bad. He may even lose a bit of fear. He already seems to have a penchant for fighting - he enjoys it. He also at some point when Omega was a threat before, made sure to prep himself mentally in case Omega jumped back into him.

Of course, this is all speculation and theory over a fight that may or may not happen . . . but like, after that teaser with Church, I feel like if we DONT get that epic fight we're getting kinda robbed. But if I'm right about this, just. . . holy fuck. Anywho, regardless of all of this, I also have this far out/introspective Comic Idea that takes place at this moment. I'm going to call it an AU at this point because we get S19 in a month. But I wanna see if I can get the comic done before then. Let's say Church has one last internal conversation with someone, and gives them a temporary promotion... providing they help him and step their lazy ass up.

[wisegirl-seaweedbrain]

the way pip and ravi actually invented love!!

[unhealthy-obessions]

You ever reread a heart crushing book and before bad goes to worse, you somehow manage to convince yourself that since you know what will happen it couldn’t possibly still absolutely wreck you?

Friendly reminder that it will still leave you hollow and empty <3

[peachyskyes]

Whelp that went from a good girls guide to murder to a good girls guide to getting away with murder real fast

[nothingelsematterswrites]

Fic: and you’re rushing headlong, out of control

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Oscar Piastri/Logan Sargeant

Summary:

Oscar and Logan both have a realisation about their relationship’s future when Oscar meets his grid kid.

Fortunately, it’s the same one.

and you’re rushing headlong, out of control @ ao3

Inspired by this pic:

[conjectureand-gloom]

finished rereading agad. screaming crying throwing up.

there need to be so many more fics in the fandom

good thing i have loads of ideas already-

[therealslimshakespeare]

elvis having a straight man panic is my favorite genre of elvis

Ok but same