#hey im goku

[helloiamgoku]

listen to me now young ma n and listen to me well. you are going to take tyour pants off. and you are going to go to the white house. and you are going to shit on the front lawn. you hear me? shit on the front lawn. you need to listen to me right now young man. i am goku. if you dont listen to me i will cry in front of yuor bed while you are trying to sleep at night. i will be loud. i will not hesitate................

[marlee-goat]

im not giving any context for this

[nagihonos]

finally got around to watching dragon ball super hero and

[bitchapalooza]

When your eyes start fucking up in the hot dads of anime panel 😔

[mochathelion]

hey goopers and gunkers, here is, drumroll please

All of them council quotes from my quotebook (ft markiplier)

"Your blood is worms" -slimecicle

"Eenie meenie miney fuck you" -gillion tidestrider

"This is not the becoming of a prince. This is the becoming of a monster" -shilo bathroy

"I have a lot of opinions, none of them matter" -chip

"You must have confidence in yourself peter. Only then will you slay pussy like you slay gods" -thanatos

"IM GONNA MIGHTY BLOW YOU" -slimecicle

"PRETZEL! JUST A FEW MORE FEET PRETZEL! ITS NOT EVEN A MULTIPLE OF FIVE PRETZELLLL!" -gillion tidestrider

"I've never met God, but when I do I'll break him." -William wisp

"Great rune of the unborn? What is that, like an abortion perk?" -slimecicle

"What if you were like oh let me just check if the floor is real and you kicked it one day and it just disappeared, you'd probably be like of fuck I shouldldnt have done that" -slimecicle

"What do you really want? And just say it so I can fight for it" -gillion tidestrider

"Welp, you know what they say! When life gives you wolves, kill them. Also what? " -slimecicle

"Oh my Lord I smell estrogen" -slimecicles chat

"I'm beans mother fucker" -slmccl

"I'VE MET WAR CRIMINALS MORE DELIGHTFULL THAN YOU" -bizlybebo

"Two Mommy?"-Gillion Tidestrider

"This Jesus guy seems really cool!"-Gillion

"I can't wait to k*ll myself!" -Jay Ferin

"That girl just bit me. and I think I was into it?"-Jay Ferin

"If you zoot one more time im gonna choke you."-Rumi

"…Zoot~"-Peter

"Yippe"-Dakota Cole

"I'm just gonna kms and its gonna be your fault!" -Bizly ooc

"Ahhghduhiejbagci wa"-Kian Stone

"Julian the groomer… has a nice ring to it" -julian

"Its.. sewer ravioli!"-Dakota

"i didn't really think destiny was a thing before i met you, you know everything i had in life was just kinda a shitty hand . i really think it was you that made me feel like we were right where we were supposed to be, you're my friend you know- id drown the world for you" -chip

"CPR THREE LETTERS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN? COMBAT. PATIENT. REPEATEDLY. KICK HIM THREE TIMES GET HIM BACK UP, HE'S GOOD. CURED. Think he had cancer, not anymore" -slimecicle

"That must have been a slant rime because she seemed pretty tilted" -slimecicle

"Be the beans you wish to see in the world" -slimecicle

"A vagina with fangs? Bitchin… What? It sounds stimulating" -grizzlyplays

"Even If it was all inevitable… I'm glad we were written into the same story" -Gillion Tidestrider

"Niklaus is making a deal with russian Goku rn"-Bizly i believe ooc if not Chip

"PRIME DEFENDERS AT THE CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION" -William Wisp

"Fuck my fucking gay ass life" -condifiction

"SKIBOMBAY" -gillion tidestrider

"I WAS DRINKING YOU PRICK" -bizly

"He looks like a stop sign and has an ass disorder Its not my fault" -William wisp

"Dude you've GOTTA get advantage on this, dude is built like an among us" -slimecicle

"Beans. Beans. I grow my own beans. They are local and they are green. If you taste them you won't be mean. Come on now and try some beans. If you mean business, then trust my bean business. Have a legume, it won't be your doom. Have a legume, you will enjoom. I see your attitude is kind of mean, but you know what cheers me up? My beans. I grow em in the garden, they don't grow far from my home. Beans. I'm in the BEAN ZONE." -slimecicle

"WHAT THE FUCK??!!! FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S?!??! AEEEEEE AEEEE AE AEEE" -slimecicle

"NO NO NO NO YOUR NOT REAL GO AWAY! AMOUNGUS????!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD" -slimecicle

"I am weaponless but not defenceless" -slimecicle

"Don't play the game, eat the dirt, win." -slimecicle

"FATHER, SON, HOLY TROUT COME ON GET US THE FUCK OUT" -gillion tidestrider

"I WILL ABSORB THIS DEMONNNN. IT IS MY MEALLL!" -dakota cole

"You underestimate the power of SEX" -slimecicle

"aHgiA- FORTNITE" -slimecicle

Demonic rambling -slimecicle

"People will say eating chicken nuggets is bad for you, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS BAD FOR YOU? BEING A LITTLE BITCH. WHAT ARE YOU SPONSORED BY SALAD?" -grizzlyplays

"That's right I got two extra hearts and a wooden sword what the fuck are you going to do about it god" -charlie slimecicle

"I'm grabbing bed knife and I'm grabbing bed spear and I'm duel wielding that shit" -markiplier

[dballzposting]

Hi . . .

I mean it's really not hard to google things. Yknow. So you would think that I would know things. Yknow.

That tiny EOZ strip in the anime is what had made me go cuckoo for dragon balls initially, or, it was the circumstance surrounding the inevitable. And, yknow. When I found out about the EOZ Kakarot DLC, I was stoked.

And, yknow, I had the thouhgt the other day. "Is there EOZ manga? What is Kai sticking true to?" Easy google, right?

No . . . I decided tyhat if that was real, SURELY I would simply Know about it by now. But I've never heard of it, So it must not be .

Which is unfortunate, becasue ive always mourned how the art at EOZ kind of sucks. I would like to see it by Toriyama's true hand.

Um . . .

Well . . . Howdo I put this . . .

IT'S REAL !!!!! TINY VWEGETA !!!!!! NEVER BEFORE SEEEN SCREENSHOT OF GOTEN !!! GOOD ARTSTYLE !!!

LOOK AT VEGETA'S BILL MURRAY SWAG !!!!! HIS BROWN JACKET & ORANGE SHIURT

TUNKS !!!

TEE-HEE !!! Ive observed in he anime and in the kakarrot dlc, how Cool Trunks is/thinks he is ... He's just like "yeah."

Awesome Cool panels and scnees

MR SATAN AND MR BOO SWAGGED UP

ARE YOU SEEING THIS /1/1/!??!?!\

IM SO THRILLED BY THIS !!!!!! IT'S REAL IT';S SO REAL !! ! ! !!!

Goten Rude AF for just calling him "Satan." I'd slap him if he were mine. No I'd slap him anyway. It takes a village to raise a bastard.

Perusing this EOZ strip in the managa, I feel like I understand Goten's character BETTER .... Therwe's always been this teeth-grinding contradiction to me, with what I want and what I extrapolate from his circumstance and what they actually present. But this makes sense to me.

Goten is like ... an insect. Like a dragonfly or butterfly. Just sort of . . . Floating.

He is what he is ... He frowns when the more lucid Trunks rememberes to smile . .

He is just ... There ... NOT COMPLETELY DAFT .. Just .. Earnestly airheaded. He's definitely present but . . . . Not intensely.

He still looks around and talks shit.

And he is like a frazzled little bee. LOVE HIM <3

Also what did Goku mean by that. The coupling was by chance (save for a few. . .). There's really no correlation or causation. "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?" "Becasue you touch yourself at night." That's pretty much what they said

VEGETA BUTT:

Truns & Goten Tee-Hee

I LOVE THIS PICTURE OF TRUNKS. FLINCHING HARD WITH BOTH ARMS

Now Fopr Something Really Impressive .

They Cut This Out For The Anime And They SHOULD NOT HAVE .

It is Key .

THIS

THIS IS THEMATICALLY SIGNIFANT OR WHATEVER .. LIKE .. IT'S CYCLICAL . THIS IS IMPORTANT .. WHY DID THEY NOT REPRESENT THIS IN THE ANIME ?

I always assumed that Kinto-Un must be a family heirloom or something. BUT NAUR .. UUB SHOULD GET IT. HE'S GONNA PROTECT THE EARTH AFTER ALL.

Also these were in the prwevious chapter so I ddint see them until the end but this is here too. I love how Trunks just doesnt mince words. None of them do becasue it's the manga and it's shorter but still, it was like this on screen too. In the anime he didnt hang around to visit with Chichi. In the mnaga he doesnt even hang around to visit Gohan. He's like Hey what's up. Where's Goten. I have business with his candy ass

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU COULDNT BE SURPISED ANY MORE ...YOU FIND EOZ MANGA ONLINE.,

CHEERS

[shotmrmiller]

Toni, i fumbled the military guy. I FORGOT ABOUT HIS MSG ON TINDER (yes i use tinder, sue me for it) AND IT HAS BEEN A MONTH. in my defense ive been busy with college but im still SO mad at myself. HE LITERALLY MESSAGED ME “Hey gorgeous” AND ASKED ABOUT A CONCERT PIC I HAVE ON MY PROFILE AND I FUCKING FORGOT????

fr you don't want military unless you're keen on getting proposed to within 2 weeks. Or maybe i'm just that unlucky cuz whenever i dated someone from the military, they were always trying to put the cart before the horse like can i get a coffee first damn.

maybe some dinner?

i remember once i got a military dude on tinder. he talked to me about anime and then when i didn't confuse naruto with goku he preceded to tell me

and i swear to GOD i'm quoting

"hold on, i gotta go tell my mom i found the one."

lol.

[goku-anonvoid]

get drawn back to life, idiot

aFTER 30 CONSECUTIVE FAILED ATTEMPTS. WHY ARE YOU HARD TO DRAW. WHY IS YOUR FACE LIKE THAT

STOP!!!!!!!!+

“hey guys goku here im back”

-Goku

[dykevotions]

hey what if goku joined lifesteal, hold on what the fuck i just remembered wisdom teeth exist. what the fuck

i htink im in love with you

[helloiamgoku]

hey im goku! radfems and TERFs arent allowed to follow my tumblr!

ill kamehameha your ass!

[anonvoid-fun-facts]

“Fun fact im so back hey guys its me goku”

-Goku

HI GOKU FROM DRAGON BALL

[auquaticmoonlight]

HELP WHAT DID I WRITE

Oh pord he went super sayen ultimate rizz they had the level 5 sigma battle only in Ohio they went Kirby freestyle Johnny razer they had more rizz then the circle guard he sticked out his gyatt for the rizsler but luckily he countered by hitting the griddy with prime in hand after noclipping into the backrooms they watched the wensday show and found a alpha hybrid half demon half angel eagle wolf princess with fairy dust for hair and ultimately rizzed her up with their special sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler blast in canon

Oh pord part 2After successfully succeeding to rizz her up they decided their ultimate rizz battle would continue, goku strikes first pulling out the sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, your ro skibidi, you're so famum tax, I just wanna be your sigma. Barely avoiding it he pulled out the uno reverse card but he was suddenly rick roll stickbugged, greatly lowering his bing chaling level but attempting to raise it he said ok boomer but his opponent temporarily turned into the among us imposter from among us from drinking the among us potion at 3 am, feeling very trollface. But angel said "Hey gamers! Wow what an epic gaming moment would rather be playing video games and would sell sister to play video games with my gamers and furries on roblox/fortnite but seeing the among us he gave them a bombastic side eye and played a vine boom sound effect making the other one feel very giga Chad and say L+Ratio deez nuts what's the dog doing I like pokemon go. A wild butter douge came singing we live we love we lie and drinking the grimace shake. Angel said your mom baldie basics looking ass get put you polish cow 🤭 and he said damn you need free real estate posters UwU but the among us came back, weakened saying OwO you are a big changes. The butter douge said what yall doing. The among us imposter from among us said I forgor so stfu u homophobia dog Yuri isn't that scary and angel make a mile wasoski face and a Walter white face. A sirenhead screamed BEANZ IM A POTATO :3 rizzing everyone up with that skibidi toilet level 5 gyatt in canon

[heyyallitsbeth]

Because i've been posting SAO gameplay videos, Ive been getting a lot of recommended videos for reactions to the anime and oh my gosh its so nice to see people online unashamedly enjoying it. like, people arent cringing and hating on it the entire time, theyre just like "damn this is peak, the internet was lying".

AND ITS TRUE! IT IS PEAK! THE INTERNET IS LYING!

STOP LISTENING TO PEOPLE NAMED JIMMYANIMEBOY478 ON YOUTUBE SAYING "well acthually ive studied japanese on rosetta stone and visited japan last year and i think every anime that people like sucks"

STOP LISTENING TO THE BANDWAGON

MAKE YOUR OWN OPINIONS

people hated on Spider-Man 3 and the Amazing Spider-Man movies for years and years because people told them to hate them, and now that there's a potential for them to come back in some form, everyone goes back to those movies and goes "hey what the heck these are super fun!".

STOP LISTENING TO THE MOB-

IT LIES TO YOU, THE MOB IS FULL OF CONTRARIANS THAT JUST DONT LIKE POPULAR THINGS!

and since im ranting dont fuckin take abridged series versions of characters as the canon- they exist for parody and comedic purposes, theyre intentionally flanderized, thats the joke. so many people's perspectives of Kirito and Goku are permanently damaged by people just trying to be funny with a webseries...

(obv no shade to DBZA and SAO:A- they existed to be funny humorous parodies of the source material. it is not their fault that people took those parodies and decided "yup this is a completely true and actual interpretation of this character. i hate them")

[eirian]

i love how i went from obsessed with danny phantom to Very Normal about dragon ball to absolutely str8 up batshit insane about inazuma eleven

its like. ok so i was seriously obsessed with dp for a long time, if yall followed me from that u remember how i was. it was my life. i literally named myself after dan phantom, thats why my name is dan and that is my legal name to this day. but dragon ball came along and entranced me so hard i actually was completely pulled out of danny phantom despite it being such a huge thing in my life at the time. and that lasted for a few years until suddenly these children with their silly powers and a soccer ball came into my life and said "join our soccer club!" and i was like yknow? i will do that. i will join your soccer club

so inazuma eleven was so strong and good that it pulled me out of my dragon ball obsession (for the most part). i am still HEAVILY interested and in love with dragon ball--i have four db tattoos and my middle and last names are dragon ball references for crying out loud. I WEAR GOKU SHOES!!!--but like. inazuma eleven is str8 up my favorite anime. probably my favorite show in general. it SURPASSED dragon ball as an interest for me and that was a huge feat if you knew me

i swear dude like there was a point where my ENTIRE FIT, EVEN WHEN I WENT OUT IN PUBLIC, was dragon ball. literally from head to toe. hat, shirt, necklace, pants, socks, shoes, and yes, even underwear. i wore dragon ball underwear. honestly i still fucking would if i hadnt grown too fat to fit into them anymore but hey i can always buy new ones baby!!!! i was kind of embarrassing to look at, frankly!!!! like oh my god you can ask my wife and even my family i had this one shirt (i even drew myself in it a few times) that was like, raditz's armor? but you could see his cleavage a little too, it was like one of those stupid muscle shirts. and everyone around me HATED IT (i found out abt this later thankfully LOL) but it was my FAVORITE shirt. it made me SO happy to be wearing merch of my favorite blorbo at the time. and i loved it so much i didnt even register (or care i guess?) how ugly and embarrassing it was. i was blinded by love tbh

where was i going with this. erm

yeah like. dragon ball is still a big part of my life but inazuma eleven is probably more important to me now tbh. and im not complaining abt that at all

dragon ball is how i met my wife, and it shaped a lot of who i am today, but inazuma eleven is kind of something my wife and i share specifically between us and bonded over heavily and thats part of why its so important to me <:3 so. ya

sorry for another super long text post ramble abt inazuma eleven im just very feeling it tonight i guess !!!!

[arttrampbelle]

The only shang i will ever acknowledge now. The 95 movie. And mk11 (despite my gripes with 11 i feel now. Oddly enough,it still feels better. The vibe is off with the new game. Tagawas shang was the only good thing about 11)

(Tho conquest,the legends films,and mk shaolin monks/mk2 arcades still are good to me. But cary set the bar so high)

Unless your shang is him,voiced by him,modeled by him,etc i don't want it.

Fr. Like i have such high standards for villains now. Until they give me a big bad with that amount of swag and charm,until they write a villain who you both can be terrified by and lulled by,until they can give my an antagonist with the amount of epicness that is remotely as close as tagawas shang tsung.

I👏🏻don't👏🏻 want👏🏻 it👏🏻

I will continue to kollectively ignore this new game. Mk ended to me at 11. (With shang's ending for me,because lius ending feels to meddling into kung laos life,like goku kang isn't humble anymore and isnt liu kang,shang at least feels like it could lead somewhere. keep it open ended at least. That's how i feel a game should end so fans can make up their own shit without them having to continue the series. Nrs should move on really to a different game series and not crap on mk anymore. But hey i guess if more people demand bullshit crappy games i guess they will continue it. Ugh. Yeah I'm mad for good reason. Idgaf if it's a reboot, a separate timeline,whatever. Still don't mean that its any good. And still doesn't mean it's not sus af they put out pricing before telling anything about this game. And the first two "teasers" were shit. And the trailer made liu kang such an absolutely arrogant dick. And to body shang that easy pissed me off. Not just because he's my fave but he's SUPPOSED TO BE HARD TO FIGHT EVEN AS A "GOD" oh im sorry goku kang has swpecial treatment and has his schlock sucked by every fanboy ever. Like i love liu but ONLY WHEN HE IS A HUMBLE WARRIOR. anythingmore than that is insufferable. I wont apologize for this. Anyways back to shang this aint about liu kang)

Anyways,i genuinely feel that most people agree that they can never top bringing back the og himself.

[raditzz]

hey whats up im frontier :)

im an artist and ive been into db since 2017! i met my beautiful wife through it so it holds a special place in my heart <3 its also the subject of four of my tattoos lol

ive made like..hundreds of db ocs at this point so you might see some at some point

my fav characters as of right now are fu, raditz, turles, broly, caulifla, kale, cabba, hearts, zamasu/goku black, cumber, and future trunks :)

in recent years ive kinda fallen out of db's fandom spaces bc i got into other stuff but also bc ive kind of changed significantly as a person. im trying to get back into it again bc it did fill me with immense joy

anyway be sure to check my blog pages for stuff like tags and. other things 👍