#heterophobe

[looksbadtodd]

i truly do feel the same way abt straight ppl I assume most homophobes feel when they see gay people im like ugh… like I can tolerate it, but I can’t hide my disgust. keep that shit in the bedroom

[the-philosophy-of]

[theroundbartable]

Arthur: I heard 1 out of 4 people is gay

Merlin: ...

Merlin: and?

Arthur: well, I mean, I hang out with a couple knights, you, Gwen and Morgana. Which makes me wonder where the 60 straight people are.

Merlin:

Lancelot: *whispering* Merlin, I buried that assassin who tried to kill Arthur, as you told me, where should i put the shovel?

Merlin: not now, Lance, Arthur is having a moment.

[highfemmefairy]

This came up on my fy and gave me eye cancer..

I had to see it so I‘m taking y’all down with me :3

[vaguely-concerned]

you must understand that I would do absolutely anything for her

[cringefaecompilation]

"look what you've endured" okay bitch here you go

[the-better-kazoo]

"the gomezification of wednesday" "no, enid's gomez" "wednesday's clearly morticia" "enid is-" SHUSH. ALL OF YOU. Wednesday and Enid are clearly BOTH Gomez and Morticia while still being their own thing.

Enid would rush into danger unarmed, uncertain, and unplanned if it means making sure that Wednesday was alive and safe. Enid would love the Addams Family as much as they adore her if it means she'll get to love and appreciate every part that makes Wednesday who she is, even the kooky and spooky parts. Wednesday would fill in the silence and whisper sweet nothings in Enid's ear about how beautiful and courageous she is, and, in due time, kiss every scar that litters her body, from Enid's knuckles up to her lips. Wednesday would spend every waking second of her lifetime wishing and aching to be with Enid, having her thoughts still consumed by the wolf when they are apart, and being in ruin when she is absolutely gone. "I would kill for her. I would die for her. Either way, what bliss." is a saying that both of them would fulfill without hesitation.

Wednesday would watch Enid tear a man limb from limb with nothing but her bare teeth and claws, feel fear for the very first time in months, then beg Enid to make her feel all of it again to an even greater extent. Wednesday would witness Enid break down until the wolf had no more tears left to shed, then go out of her own boundaries and embrace her, knowing it is the only way Enid can be comforted and feel loved. Enid would be disgusted at even the idea of partaking in Wednesday's more macabre interests, yet hold her breath and brave the unknown if it means this is what would make Wednesday happy in her own weird way. Enid would see every danger and mystery threatening the love of her life, and bear it all with Wednesday if it means lightening her load and stress. " 'I loved her not for the way she danced with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name can silence my demons' - Me, when describing the love of my life" is something they would both absolutely put in their yearbook quotes if they didn't have anything better to say.

[menalez]

suffragette advice from 1918. “don’t date men” is something feminists have been saying for over a hundred years now.

[ssruis]

Wrt shipping & “why do they gotta be gay why cant they be friends” I will say: if you flipped the gender of one of the characters, would you still have that knee jerk reaction of “let them be friends” or would you more easily see how some of their moments could be interpreted as romantic?

[traincat]

every time someone posts about peter parker's girl problems without any hint of irony and acting like he's never held so much as held a woman's hand without breaking into hives I'm like so we're just lying about things we haven't read now aren't we. don't make me post him and MJ getting freaky on the floor.

[animentality]

I need the anons who are currently accusing me of being heterophobic to know that I can't be a heterophobe because I was born to heteros, which makes me half hetero on my mother and father's side, and also I'm pan, so that makes me 3/4 hetero anyway, 4/4 depending on the day of the week.

I also need them to know that even though I'm not going to beat the heterophobe allegations, I refuse to be cowed by snowflakes who get triggered when I drop cold hard facts about how heterosexuals are actually the cause of problems everywhere, and this is a proven fact and statistic.

I also think the heterosexual lifestyle is amoral and heterosexual culture signals the downfall of western society and I refuse to participate in discourse that in any way legitimizes their decision to behave in sinful ways.

[wetchickenbreast]

my take on corporate pride in the dream smp universe (december is straight pride month in minecraft btw)

[ciderjacks]

do you know how humiliating it is to get baited by a fictional straight couple. At least with gay ships I can be like oh well homophobia ynow. With straight ships I’m like well they absolutely could’ve done this and just chose not to. Alright. I hope I get shot.

[pareidolla]

Cold lover anon-

Gshshshhs thank you for pals to follow, am new to this fandom but STP has grabbed me and won’t let go. I’ve written so much shit for it (that I’ll probably not upload anywhere lol)

We will love our voices forever damnit

wahh sorry for how like i took to answer ❄️ anon >< i've doodled cold a whole bunch since this ask but my brain would always fizzle out when it came to his clothes. i have a vision in mind that these cursed hands cannot accurately poetry

so i did the reasonable thing and slapped an x-ray over him! he's a doctor so it's not that much of a lazy move (lie)

i can't say if i'm satisfied with his appearance just yet because, on the one hand, i don't think he's distinctive enough from the other voices but on the other side... awooga man with long hair. i am however slapping a big NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF THE FINAL PRODUCT on his clothes (my beloathed!)

[pseudophan]

me: bisexual phil cant hurt me. bisexual phil: im rawdogging my wife to have a baby 😭😭😭

i like legitimately hated that to the point where none of the jokes on my dash about it are funny and i'm irritated for the rest of the evening