#hes soooooooo proud of himself

[klimkostin]

[astonmartinii]

popularity contest | alex albon social media au

pairing: alex albon x fem doohan!reader

jack is struggling with making friends in formula one, good thing he’s got an annoyingly popular sister and a reluctantly friendly brother in law.

MASTERLIST | TIP JAR

f1

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f1: for the first time ever, we have in-laws on the grid! jack doohan makes his full debut for alpine alongside his brother in law alex albon, who is married to y/n doohan, one of australia's biggest business women!

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user1: not for long

user2: for real admin is being a little bit optimistic here

user3: the way franco was last season, i think he’d also like to take y/n off of alex’s hands too

user4: omggggg can you people let us have anything

yourusername: proudest big sister ever

yourusername: and wife i guess

yourusername: alex has been doing this long enough he can wait for the praise

alexalbon: i’ll let him get away with it this once just because it’s his debut

jackdoohan: you’re soooooooo generous alex!

alexalbon: i know this is sarcasm but i’m choosing to ignore that

user5: i’m not reading all of that - don’t care - bring back franco

user6: true i need his cute face back on the grid

alexalbon: never disrespect those doohan genes again

jackdoohan: i knew you believed in me alex

alexalbon: you’ll kill it dude, but i was referring to the fact that i am hopelessly in love with your sister

yourusername: doohan face card never declines

jackdoohan: 💅

user7: i’m so glad jack will have his sister in the paddock and alex, his entry to f1 hasn’t been the kindest

user8: alex is such a beloved personality in the paddock as well so hopefully that’ll help jack make friends

user9: i know y/n has been bugging alex about taking jack to the padel dates

yourusername: ho are you in my walls

user10: flavio briatore if you tear my family apart you will be hearing from my lawyers

user11: i’ll be needing a lawyer after my actions

user12: we need him to ban him again

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yourusername: baby brother is a formula one driver! words can’t express how proud i am watching him zip around albert park.

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user13: nothing you people (alpine) can do will ruin this moment for me

user14: her literally crying in the alpine garage with their dad watching him was so cute eventhough sky insisted on yammering on about franco the whole time

user15: i can’t wait for jack to prove them all wrong

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jackdoohan: it felt 100x better knowing you guys were there too

yourusername: we wouldn’t miss it for the world

yourusername: that includes alex

jackdoohan: he’s contractually obligated to be here

alexalbon: doesn’t mean i’m any less proud!

yourusername: oh great, now i’m crying again

user16: yeah this is cute and all, but am i the only one getting annoyed at her shading franco constantly

user17: yes there’s literally no reason she needs to be liking those kind of comments

yourusername: chat is it illegal to be excited for and protect my brother?

user18: you can keep franco’s name out of your mouth to do so

yourusername: i’ve never said a bad word about franco, so watch your tone, especially when he hasn’t been the most respectful towards my relationship himself.

user19: omg why is she spilling the tea when it’s 3am in europe 😭

oscarpiastri: two aussies on track at albert park - we love to see it

oscarpiastri: but now i’m thinking about it, why aren’t i sponsored by doohan me?

yourusername: girly i think you have enough sponsors already

jackdoohan: this is the greed they wrote about in the bible…

user20: so jack is a nepo nepo baby?

yourusername: tell me you don’t love your brother without telling me you don’t love your brother

user21: also she literally sponsors alex as well… why wouldn’t she help out the people she loves when she owns the biggest apparel and makeup companies in australia…

alexalbon: i’m chopped liver this weekend…

yourusername: you can be second for one weekend

alexalbon: fine… i’ll hold you to that

yourusername: and i’ll hold you too

alexalbon: oh hehehehehe

georgerussell63: loser

alexalbon

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alexalbon: p6? and Q2 for jack? i guess you could say we're doohan okay :P

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user22: doohan/albon family you are so precious to me

user23: this post got me crying in the club at 6am

user24: the way jack RAN to alex in parc ferme was so so so cute i can’t

yourusername: it’s sweat in my eyes i SWEAR

alexalbon: okay baby, we believe you

jackdoohan: i always knew i was your favourite brother

yourusername: you’re the only one?

jackdoohan: omg p1

alexalbon: a win is a win

user25: jack being second of all the rookies is just what he needed this weekend !!!

user26: babe is not playing around

georgerussell63: get in there alex!!!

georgerussell63: but please stay away from my car tomorrow

yourusername: i know this man ain’t talking

georgerussell63: i’m not engaging with this

yourusername: … pussy

alexalbon: when your wife and friend get along

georgerussell63: eh hem * best friend

alexalbon: slow your roll there buddy

georgerussell63: who could possibly be your best friend - and don’t say y/n because that doesn’t count

alexalbon: jack is right there

georgerussell63: i’m gonna pretend you didn’t just say that

alexalbon: well the rest of you have hardly made him feel welcome have you?

user27: omg alex is out here gagging the girls

user28: and he ate!

user29: i mean alex was lucky having george and lando when he made his debut, jack has the other rookies but i’ve got the sense he’s been made a bit of an outsider

user30: this whole situation is so sad i’m not going to lie - i’m glad alex is clearly there for him and that y/n goes to like 90% of the races

danielricciardo: flying the aussie flags high boys, proud of you!

jackdoohan: thank you daniel :))))))))

alexalbon: the thai flag is right there… but i’ll take it dude! see you for dinner tomorrow xx

yourusername: we’ll see if we can kidnap oscar and make it a full on aussie affair

alexalbon: i am not aussie !!!

yourusernamel: yes you are

alexalbon: yes i am

user31: how all husbands should be ^^^

f1newsandgossip

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f1newsandgossip: it’s being reported that both alex albon and max verstappen called a grid meeting to call out the exclusion of jack doohan. insiders state it got extremely heated, with alex albon not holding back.

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user31: i mean…. i have to agree with alex like that dinner was unnecessarily cruel

user32: it’s SO strange that they managed to invite all of the other rookies but not him

user33: if it’s not cruel it’s extremely negligent from the grid

user34: hey wasn’t george on some anti-bully tirade at the end of last season? what happened to that…

user35: he’s the head of the GDPA and likely was the one to organise this meal - he should know better

user36: if george did organise it and alex was as incensed as they say, it was BAD bad

user37: max standing up for jack is so needed thank you

user38: i mean we all know how max was treated as a rookie…

user39: and he was super chatty with jack at the photoshoot so at least he’s tried

user40: more than what some could say

user41: i think it’s crazy that the grid haven’t made an effort with jack considering they are constantly licking y/n’s ass trying to ride her coat tails

user42: SO TRUE

user43: they like the doohans so much that they’ll constantly use and wear her products, making sure to tag her but they can’t invite her brother to dinner?

user44: anyone seen those pictures kym illman posted of y/n on the phone in the paddock?

user45: baby was PISSED

user46: rightly so tbf

user47: the fact that both her and her dad ignored sky this morning >>>

user48: i mean, as they should, all they do is talk about franco when jack is on screen

user49: alex and jack coming in together this morning, both wearing doohan me merch …. kings

user50: the only positive from this meeting/ idk fight is the fact that a load of drivers flocked to alpine

user52: charles bringing leo ???

user53: took too long, but i’m glad they pulled their heads out of their asses

f1

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f1: aussies… are you doohan good? jack doohan scored points on his full debut at home, picking up a p9 finish. we don’t think anyone was happier than his sister, but brother in law alex albon was pretty pleased too…

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user54: flavio briatore… come outside… i just want to talk

user55: aussies we be smoking on that briatore pack tonight

user56: y/n’s smug smile at him in the garage was ALL of us

oscarpiastri: aussie aussie aussie

jackdoohan: oi oi oi

oscarpiastri: stoked for you dude honestly

jackdoohan: much appreciated - congrats on the podium!

user57: my aussie boys !!!!!!!!!!

user58: alex holding jack while he cried is the moment of the season already i don’t think we’ll top it

user59: i need it tattooed on the inside of my eyelids for real

user60: the other drivers all coming to congratulate him - better late than never

user61: i honestly think alex was happier for alex than himself even though he got fourth

user62: that’s family right there

yourusername: jack doohan world dominance would bore no one

yourusername: but on a real note, unbelievably proud of you baby brother

jackdoohan: would never have happened without you - i love you <3

alexalbon: nothing but love for my favourite brother in law!

alexalbon: there’s been a lot of chat about him but jack is the real deal

yourusername: my two favourite boys, i love you guys and i’m so proud

user63: jack getting points at home is such poetic justice

user64: i need him to know we love him

user65: i mean other than oscar’s podium his points was defo the biggest cheer of the weekend!

alpinef1: it’s just what he does 🤩

yourusername: and what he’ll continue to do…

user66: the way this is an actual threat LOL

jackdoohan

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jackdoohan: this weekend has been everything and more for me. to get my first points at home, means the world, and to be supported by my favourite people in the world made it all the more sweeter. y/n, these points are for you, thank you for always supporting me and alex, thank you for being there for me - it’s been lonely but you’ve welcomed me as best as you could. here’s to the rest of the season!

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user66: i am NOT crying

user67: thank the lord for alex albon!

user68: my shaylas

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maxverstappen1: congratulations jack, the first points of many!

jackdoohan: thank you max, maybe i’ll be able to get close enough to race you personally…

maxverstappen1: hopefully it’s for podiums…

lewishamilton: well in jack! congratulations!

charles_leclerc: congratulations on your first points jack :D

user69: looks like a stern talking to by alex albon works a plenty

user70: we love to see it

alexalbon: mr jack, there’s nothing me or your sister wouldn’t do for you - never hesitate to reach out. we’re so proud of you and will be here for you every step of the way!

yourusername: what he said

yourusername: i love you baby brother and i’m so so proud. i won’t stop saying it until i die

jackdoohan: i love you guys so much

yourusername: also @alexalbon you’re the best husband in the world, looking out for jack. you’re the most amazing man in the world xx

alexalbon: i’d do anything for you and for jack. i love you and i wake up thankful everyday that you decided that i’m worth marrying

yourusername: there’s no one else in the world worth marrying xx

landonorris: @jackdoohan how are you so chill about them professing their love under your congratulations post?

jackdoohan: i love them and i love that they love each other?

user71: i need a relationship like y/n and alex

user72: i need siblings like them omg

isackhadjar: you slayed jack!

kimiantonelli: 🔥

user73: why are we all fawning over the drivers in being in the comment section? it’s clear alex just guilted them into doing it

user74: for real, f1 isn’t a popularity contest it’s about winning

yourusername: jack doesn’t have to be popular, but he will be respected

alexalbon: and if anyone is ‘guilted’ into being a nice person, that’s their issue

jackdoohan: :3

fin.

note: she's back? she's also been up since 3am to watch the f2 so enjoy my sleep deprived fuelled love for alex (let's go p6????) and jack (because seriously, give him a shot god damn)!!!

[sleepdeprivedfrfr]

bf!todoaoi

he’s soooooooo clingy, like this mf cannot do anything without you in his sight, in his arms, or on his mind.

asks you to sit on his back while he does pushups because he wants you to be a part of his workout. He gets offended when you ask if you’re too heavy and he’ll be like “You really think I’m that weak I can’t handle a lil thing like you?”

When he’s extra clingy he’ll tell you to lay flat on the ground and do pushups while hovering over you just so he can kiss you every time he lowers himself. He’ll even “fall” on top of you just to annoy you more but he holds back cuz he knows he’s way bigger than you and will definitely crush you if he didn’t.

Speaking of his size, this man is quite literally humongous. His large hands easily grip your thighs and you often find yourself being pulled in by your thighs just so he can lay in between them claiming that it’s his “therapy”.

You often find him moving his hands towards your ass and cupping his hands around it while his face is buried in your thighs. You tried slapping his hand away once but he ignored it and you've just learned to accept your fate.

Todo knows he’s fine, but it doesn’t help when he catches you ogling him every hour of the day. Whether it be you staring at his hands/forearms as he does a task, staring up and down his torso and admiring his firm and defined 8 pack and large pecs, or even burning holes through him as you stare at his wide muscular back while he makes you both breakfast.

He loves to workout just because he knows he has a little freak at home that admires everything about his body, a little too much sometimes.

One time you walked up to him and squeezed his large pecs,

“You have such mommy mikers,”

he laughed and grabbed your hands pulling you close up against his chest.

“you’re so odd baby,” he teased and gave you a peck on the lips knowing damn well he enjoyed how much you praised his body.

He is DEEPLY infatuated with you and he makes it very clear.

He’s always telling people about his “amazing girlfriend” or bringing you up in a conversation when someone says something that reminds him of you or something you did.

He isn’t afraid to show you off, he’s so proud of himself for landing someone like you.

When you two first got together, he told Yuji all about you, he described you as "an angel sent from heaven" and wouldn't' shut up about you. He would talk you up so much that Yuji didn't believe you even existed until Todo showed a pic of you sleeping soundly on his chest. Yuji praised Todo even more after that.

Todo doesn’t care what you wear out, because he knows that he’s with you and he knows no sane man will ever approach you while his large hands constantly roam around your body.

dress is too short? No problem his hands will be on your ass all night anyways.

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this drabble had been in the drafts for too long so I js uploaded it :3

not proofread btw so if its messy oh well:p

Likes comments and reblogs appreciated!!

-k

[pinkdaiisies]

Where’s your boyfriend? Dale Cooper x reader

Summary: Reader looks forward to Dale's routine morning visit to the Double R diner. The two have grown quite close and Dale finally has something to ask her.

Based off of this request Hello, I hope you are doing well! I was wondering if I may request a fic with Dale cooper where the reader (female reader please) is a waitress at the Double R Diner and he asks her out on a date! Coop definitely loves how she makes coffee and is absolutely smitten with the reader... anyway!

Notes: EEEEEE I haven't written anything in soooooooo long. I'm really proud of this and I love Dale so much!!!! I hope you enjoyyy

Word Count: 1285

Dale had been going into the Double R diner every morning since he had arrived at Twin Peaks. Even though the sheriff's department served coffee and donuts every day, Dale couldn't stop himself from sitting down at the same stool every morning for a cup of coffee. If someone asked Dale why he went there every day, he probably would've lied and said something about the quality of their coffee or pie, but deep down Dale knew the real reason why he went there every day. A certain waitress had caught his eye.

The day Dale showed up at the diner you had been quite frightened with the talk of murder going around town. When the tall man in a fancy suit told you he was an FBI agent and he was here to catch the killer you immediately felt a lot safer. You both introduced yourselves and started to chat while Dale enjoyed his cup of coffee. Your first impression of Dale was that he was very intelligent, extremely handsome, and his jokes were a little bit silly. There weren't a lot of guys like him in Twin Peaks.

It soon became Dale's morning ritual to wake up early and head to the diner before he had to go to the station. He heavily enjoyed your company while he drank his coffee. Being with you allowed Dale to escape the scary reality which the Laura Palmer case brought. Your conversations with Dale made you forget of the boring monotonous days the diner gave, each day fading into the next. Dale visiting you every morning gave you something to look forward to. If you got lucky, he would visit another time later in the day with the Sheriff and Deputies Hawk and Brennan.

Norma soon noticed that when you arrived at work in the mornings you were much happier and bubbly than you had been for a while. She also noticed when Dale Cooper walked through those doors, the other tables were not being tended to. Norma understood what was happening between you and the FBI agent. She didn't mind taking a few more orders and cleaning a couple more tables while you flirted away with Cooper.

One morning you had arrived at work earlier than you usually do. You had woken up extra early because you were looking forward to seeing Dale today. You knew your hair looked especially good today too because you kept checking your reflection on the side of the coffee pots.

You made a special pot of strong coffee just for Dale and continued to take customers orders. Even after serving their food and cleaning their tables, there was no sign of the agent. You began to feel disappointed. You had put so much effort into how you look this morning all for Dale to be a no show.

"Where's your FBI agent boyfriend?" Shelly teased while pouring a cup of coffee for a customer.

"I'm wondering the same thing! and he's not my boyfriend." You smirked at Shelly. Everyone could tell that the conversations between you and Dale meant a lot to each other. Dale Cooper had even gotten a handful of teasing from Sheriff Truman. The tension between you two couldn't go unnoticed by anyone.

Almost as if he was summoned, Dale Cooper walked through the diner doors. He immediately caught your attention, and you two smiled at each other. On instinct, you grabbed a mug from under the counter and poured the agent a cup of his coffee as he sat down in his usual stool.

"Good morning y/n! I'm sorry that I'm later than usual." Dale said with a smile on his face. You could tell his apology was sincere.

"That's okay Dale. You don't have to apologize." You said while putting the coffee pot back on the warmer, checking your reflection one last time.

When you turned back around to him, Dale was looking at you intently like he had something important to say. He made eye contact with you and didn't break it. Silence ensued.

"I'm sorry, how rude of me! How is your morning going?" Dale said after a second of awkward silence. He is such a gentleman you thought to yourself. No man in Twin Peaks has ever been so considerate of your feelings. Dale knew how to make you feel seen and heard.

"Better now that you've arrived," You smiled, "I thought you were a no show for a minute." Dale's nerves settled when he heard this. Knowing that you were happy to see him made what he was about to ask much easier.

"y/n. I wouldn't miss your coffee for the world." He said while lifting his coffee in the air then taking a sip. You giggled, your coffee couldn't have been that revolutionary. He smiled and then put his cup down. The look that Dale's eyes had before came back. He looked into your eyes and suddenly seemed nervous. "Can I tell you something?" He said while not once breaking eye contact. You however did break eye contact. It was nerve racking to know that as an FBI agent, Dale has to know how to read people. He was probably taking in all of your micro expressions and analyzing them every time that you spoke to each other. Hell! He probably knew that you had a crush on him!

"You can tell me anything Dale." It was true. You both learned to trust each other throughout the short time that Dale has been in town. Every conversation with him felt easy, you felt like you could tell Dale anything as well.

"I've really enjoyed getting to know you throughout my stay at Twin Peaks. Visiting you every morning has been a highlight of my day." His words made your cheeks blush. You didn't think that Dale's feelings were similar towards your own. "I was wondering y/n, if you'd enlighten me with the pleasure of having dinner together tonight. That is if you don't have any prior commitments."

Your world stopped spinning. It felt like you and Dale were the only two souls in the diner. That was until you heard a giggle coming from Shelly who was close by helping another customer.

"Of course. I'd love to Dale! That sounds great." You flashed him a smile. It felt like the diner got 30 degrees hotter, but that was just the effect that Dale had on you. You were oblivious but you had the same effect on Dale too.

"Great! I can pick you up at your place at 5:30." Dale had a lovesick smile on his face. He could stare at you all day if was able to. Dale took one last gulp from his coffee and stood up from his seat. "I'll see you tonight."

"Goodbye Dale! I'm looking forward to it." You smiled and waved to Dale while he walked out of the diner while somehow keeping his eyes on you. He was about to walk out of the diner door when he stopped himself. He peered his head back through the door.

"One last thing!" You looked back at the agent. "Your hair looks beautiful y/n." Then he walked out and let the door shut behind him.

Shelly and Norma could've sworn that they've never seen a smile that big on your face ever.

"Well he sure does seem like your boyfriend now!" Shelly said. You and Shelly giggled and squealed together like schoolgirls. Norma watched the happy expression on your face from the cash register. She was glad that you found someone that made you that happy.

Dale walked outside to his car while pulling out his tape recorder.

"Diane! I have a date tonight!"

[glittter-vamp]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re upset and feeling a certain way about Joe stepping out of his comfort zone and pushing himself to do something different like go to France and talk on different panels, post on social media, have a good time with his friends and walk a major celebrity influenced fashion show knowing how much Joe himself loves fashion, you’re simply just a miserable person and should take a page out of Joe’s book and try something new. Go expand your horizons instead of making issues out of someone(none of us know personally) simply living their life. People are supposed to grow. They’re supposed to change and we are lucky Joe is changing in a positive manner. Joe suffering this major injury last season most likely affected his mental health and doing what he did this past week is exactly what he needed to help that. Taking a damn break with friends and trying new things.

And if you’re being homophobic about it, sit down with yourself, unpack why you’re feeling like that and face your own insecurities and ignorance. In a world where toxic masculinity and homophobia has affected straight cis men immensely and to the point where it’s produced so much violence due to that, maybe refrain from judging men when they step out of their comfort zone and aren’t always these “macho men” because humans, all humans have a natural relationship with masculinity and femininity. Being in touch with both is normal and okay.

With that being said, I am SOOOOOOOO proud of Joe for doing this trip to France. Even if he never does something like it again, no one can ever take away these moments and experiences from him 🖤

Have a good day & do good 🥰

[mayxo-hxh]

I personally think that Kikyo would absolutely be thrilled that Illumi found himself a man he wants to marry as strong, handsome and fit to be Zoldyck as Hisoka.

Hisoka is strong enough to be considered an equal to a zoldyck, which means strength is no problem for him. And I don't know about you but the way he assassinated that terradin man that was threatening to reveal illumis identity at the end of the election arc? CHEFS. KISS. THATS A WHOLE ZOLDYCK WIFE RIGHT THERE. And Hisoka is a certain type of fucked up enough to be a Zoldyck, even if he is... mmm.. self aware. Even if he himself thinks zoldycks are a special kind of fucked up. He'd fit.

I always see people make silva and kikyo disagree with illumi marrying hisoka but i soooo heavily disagree. Like what is there NOT to be proud of in Illumi's marriage choice. There is not a single other character IN THE ENTIRE ANIME fit to be Zoldyck than Hisoka Morow and I will fight people on that.

Something a lot of people also don't realize is that the Zoldycks are not a family that discriminates in the slightest (this is a whole discussion on its own but examples are how Kikyo is from meteor city, the butlers are taken from anywhere as long as they have the skill to work and one of the people who attacked kukuroo mountain to hunt the zoldycks now works for them instead. The zoldycks didnt hesitate to hire that mf they fr dont gaf lmfao)

there are soooooooo many misconceptions about the zoldycks in general and i think thats what aids the whole "the zoldycks would HATE hisoka" thing but like. nah. they wouldnt.

I also think about how Kikyo found Silva at such a young age. I bet she was constantly nagging Illumi and asking when he'd get a partner himself. Now he's got it, Millukiiii ITS YOOOURRR TURRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!

[dozyrogue]

SOME MORE BLACK GIRL SUNNY HEADCANONS!!!!

Sunny is EXTREMELY tender headed because I say so, she whines a little and tubbo freaks out.

Tubbo spent 3 days learning what a silk press and still has no idea what that means.

SUNNY HAS 4C HAIR

The first time he did actual twist/braids he celebrated like he just won a war

Hes really good at parting her hair like her can make hearts and suns on her

And hes for sure made little pig tails that look like sun rays IMAGINE IT!!

Her pillow cases r silk dude

He asked richas parents to help him learn more hair styles and proper hair protects (thank you for the this one @fwern !!!!!)

Sunny asked for her own personal hair store and that's exactly what he did.

Sunny has a whole vanity set that's just accessories for her hair. Hair clips and hair barretts, has multiple organisers that hold all the beads she has.

SOME OF THEM ARE MADE OF DIAMONDS FOR SURE DUDE IMAGINE, SHE'LL LITERALLY BE A STAR.

Ask that man to braid he will laugh in your face. For suuree

Sunny absolutely rocks some Bantu knots. They also look like sun rays

Sunny has done like the hair puff mohawk thing and insisted they commit crimes because its a cool hair style

She wants locs and tubbo just stared at her for a long time because he has no idea what that means. Montage of him going to every other parent asking what the fuck that means.

He did a blow out for the first time before starting her hair and he believes its a gift from god

Look me in the eyes and tell me he would not ask her what color hair clips/bobos/barretts she wants and spend HOUUURRRSSS making them.

He will eventually learn crochet locs and twists and he is pretty good at it, again kinda like wiring a machine

WASH DAYS ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS, lovingly sunny is soooooooo fucking dramatic, and tubbo folds instantly if he thinks he's hurting.

She's quick to try and make a escape but he grabs her and just looks at her "that's not very material girl of u sunny" or "a star would NEVER do this"

Tubbo looks at her dead in the eyes and tell her if she gets sand in her hair she's not getting a new set of hair things. She proceeded to "cry" and he said sorry but also its kinda true.

Idk how but tubbo made a hot comb ok, i just know he has, since they are both very jumpy they both get burnt often. Tubbos supper sorry but Sunny's happy to look like her dad!!

Plans to find the people who make hair relaxer because he wants sunny to be proud of her coily hair even if he has problems fixing it for her

Different headcanon!!!?

Her backpack looks like a giant bow cuz I think it's cute and she deserves a giant bow backpack. And yes tubbo built a sewing machine and then taught himself how to sew

[rush-the-stars]

coming off anon feels like a job interview i’m sweating balls rn but will speak my truth.

LOUDERRRRRR about doting roy and him guiding and being so proud of you when you follow his lead and ohmygobdhxbdbsh im on the floor weeping from both ends what. he’s so rewarding and maybe lets you get a little smug because he likes seeing you be reliant on him, coming to him for advice. likes seeing you take pride in your work and telling him about your achievements. really really really likes that you seek out his praise and want to be good for him and WHO SAID THAT WHAT.

the dynamic shift when you come home. /home/ . except home feels different now that you’re looking at it through olivier’s carefully crafted lenses. looking at roy the way she’s thought you to. all the little lessons roy gently instructed you through have been replaced by something he has to fight with. you’re not seeking his praise anymore, and he realizes he’s going to have to make you work for it now.

olivier and him get into SUCH A CATFIGHT ABOUT IT when she comes down to central. shes soooooooo smug about it because she can SEE you having little fights with him. she knows your bite got colder, more resilient and sharp, because of her. tells him that she would’ve gotten you to behave by now. or better yet you wouldn’t have acted out at all around her because she knows she’s taught you what the consequences are. and she’s rough on him about how he can’t seem to bring his authority down on you and keeps coddling you and it leads to the most intense night with him of your life because BOY DOES HE LOSE IT.

all part of her master plan though because (and walk with me here. hold my hand if you must. hear me out), /she/ gets to put you back together afterwards. not gentle or patient, but she puts you back methodically, purposefully, and sends you right back to him even more resilient to his attempts to tame you then before. she has you eating right out of the palm of her hand and thanking her for it. it drives roy up a wall and everyone can see it LMAOAOAOA. roy is warring with himself between wanting his perfect little cadet back and taking a shameful amount of joy in getting to /make/ you his perfect little cadet all over again.

it’s so hot and cold between the two of them. he’s so unbelievably passionate and demanding and consuming. she’s cold and calculating and unpredictable in a way that always leaves you wondering what her next move will be. and when they clash? with you right there? it’s not even like being pulled in two directions, it’s like you’re being dunked in hot water then dropped in snow repeatedly and you want to interject and demand the respect you’ve been fighting for this whole time with them. but. they’re so consumed in their fight with each other and staking this claim over you like you’re some coveted treasure that you lash out like you never have before. you’re /right/ there and they won’t even pay attention to you.

you don’t want to be treated that way, so you act out in punishment to them both. and well…….. that isn’t gonna fly.

resolution, tonight at ten, in my room.

OKAY OKAY SORRY ANYWAY LONG TANGENT AND ALL thank you for indulging me this has me clawing through the screen.

MANNNNNNN. ive been thinking about this ask nonstop since you sent it. NONSTOP. pls don't feel like this is a job interview and if it is you're hired???

"really really really likes that you seek out his praise and want to be good for him" IM GONNA KEEL OVER IM NOT PLAYING. THIS IS SOOOOOOO...,..ough. when you go to him for advice and then you do just as he told you and he's sooooo god. his chest is so puffed up like he's so proud. when other people praise you and he gets so. smug. just thought of roy saying "atta girl" after you kick someones ass. need to lie down. (alternatively, a very proud "clever girl" im so so so unwell)

GODDD. the idea that you go home but home isn't quite the same anymore bc you're a little more grown up. you're changed. and so now home has changed in your eyes, too. you can never really go back.

THE CATFIGHT THEY HAVEEEEE. diva off fr. oh god olivier just rubs it in his face that he can't quite control you anymore?? she thought that you were this good, trained cadet...what happened to that? (she knows exactly what happened to that.) losing my mind at the thought of like....roy losing control/not knowing where you are and olivier saying something to the tune of "maybe you need to collar her. keep her on a tighter leash." OUGH.

(thinking about roy finally coming down on you when you cross a line. um uhhh cw for impact play but. roy taking you over his knee because your attitude has been sooo bad lately. a proper brat taming. and it just....blows past all these carefully held boundaries but you. break. and afterwards you're so....good again for some time.)

olivier stirring the pot. igniting you a little. sending you back to roy a little too tough so he has to work that much harder to tame you again. to train you. and im just imagining that it all....builds and builds and builds until you just burst.

forgive me i love the thought of reader running away from it all. and now olivier and roy have to hunt her down..,.,,find her..,.bring her home..,..,OUGH.

PLS GOD THIS IS SO GOOD IM SOOOO. im so overcome with this. im so sick.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR THOUGHTS THANK YOU FOR CHATTING.

[judasgot-it]

Tecchou is such a gentleman that I wouldn’t care to drinking his eggnog from frog eggs. He’s soooooooo cute, I want to peck all his gorgeous little face so bad🙁

He tried and it shows that he cares even if it's odd. I won't lie i didn't even know frog eggs were edible so he gets a gold star from me. Something new every day i guess....

but srsly like tecchou would be so cute and proper, make you a homemade dinner and BAM it's just like. some really weird shit. borderline inedible. like little kids and their weird backyard potions.

but he would look proud of himself so like how can you NOT at least give it a try? then.....

yea it's not gonna be a good time for either of you :(

bro would 100% eat it tho like it would probably be banana protein power mixed with soup and eggs and he's like :) like dawg....

but hes cute so its worth it like even when he's being flung across the room he looks cute

like a cat....

[hidden-poet]

I just finished reading chapter 3 & 4 of commander snow and WOW!!! How are you not on New Yorks best selling author list? Jesus your writing is AMAZING!!! 

Okay the way he grabbed her neck and kept kissing and biting her neck while she was searching him for morphling in so much distress was so hot 🥵🥵 (I mean all the sexual content in commander snow is so hot; don’t even get me started on him eating her out and forcing her to give him 2 bjs in less than 24 hours 😂 soooo much to unpack there in those scenes *CHEFS KISS* MUAH)!!! He’s so proud of himself after that too with digging into that apple pie and feeding it to her 😂 And what’s this whole deal about him not fucking her until he goes back to the capitol? What does this man have planned for her?

The way he has this constant need for validation to feel love and nurture from the her warms my heart 🥹 even tho this man delusional as fuck and I shouldn’t feel bad for him but you got me conflicted over here and I WANT HIM TO CORRUPT ME😭 He’s so possessive over her and her independence 😫🥵

Coryo really out here using readers toothbrushes in both commander snow and snow lands on top 😂 but I find them sharing it so hot. I also love how this man has a constant slapping kink in each of your fics hehehe 🥵

Idk why but the way he takes over her whole bed is so funny to me 😂 but him taking her wrist and rubbing it 🥹 even though he’s the one who damaged it in the first place 😂 and the tending to her mother and comforting her (again his own damn doing LOL) 

When he says “I’ll never understand why they run.” Really boy? Really? Are you really that delusional?

I really appreciate you making these super long cause that’s my jam and can’t get enough!!! Also what I love about your dark coryo work is that you make them DARK DARK which is my absolute undoing in the world of dark fiction 🫠

I am missing so much moreeeee here but your work is making me go FERAL RN I HONESTLY CANT THINK STRAIGHT WITH THIS MAN ROAMING AROUND IN MY HEAD 247😫

I also wanted to talk about snow lands on top real quick. I LOVE Mabel absolutely love her. (Bad bitch fearless energy) especially when she drops his clothes on the floor refusing to wear them "no, thank you" 😂 And can we take a minute to acknowledge how CUTE the name Mabel is?

The way you portray Dr. Gaul is soooooooo scary scary ACCURATE to the tea! That woman truly terrifies me 😂

The way he just threatens her and her family and commands her what to do and what not to do 😫 the asking her to help him with his sock made me giggle lol.

I see grandma’am is still the same bitter old lady 😂 And the whole thing at the dinner table with the bread is so funny yet so cute on Mabels part🥹 coryo was getting really agitated at that 😂 she definitely tests his limits which is why I love Mabel sm!!

Okay him teaching her how to read and write 🫠 he's basically training her like a dog 😂 from district scum to captiol gal!!

And not this man drugging her and sprinkling his manhood all over her stomach while she’s laying there like sleeping beauty 😂 still have to give him some respect for not going all the way with her whilst in her deep slumber 😂

I cannot WAIT for the next part to drop on both these AMAZING stories!!!!!!!!!!!

This is possibly my favourite ask ever 🥺😭 you are far too kind!

Thank you for taking the time out to read my work, and further time to write out this lovely comment! It’s means so much.

Commander snow is only nice when you are nice. Which is so hard because he is so terrible!

I am really trying to link his sad backstory as to why he acts certain ways towards the reader.

Also!

I did not even pick up that both Coroys used the same brush! Good eye! I suppose it is just super hot!

I think he is more cocky than delusional in that scene.

“I never understand why they run” because I always catch them.

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Coriolanus snow also haunts my head! He’s got free realestate there.

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I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKED SNOW LANDS ON TOP.

Thank you again! Please let me know what you are thinking about each chapter, I love your thoughts ❤️❤️

[mydysfunctionalvampirefamily]

I'm sooooo excited!!! My first episode caught up!

No! Not the music 😂😂😂 oh okay it was not that smooth sex jazz lmao.

Rufio???? In Miles's lust thing? Okay I'll have to wait and see how this works. ELSA THOUGH!!!

Protect your man!!!!

Oh Elsa 😔 "I wish you were there, you probably would have made the difference."

Ohhhhhhh this is really good. Part of Miles's dreams or lust is the thought that him being there could have saved people. It's such a self absorbed thing lmao. Like he is the lynchpin.

Sidenote: the sound design and the music is so good this episode, and I know it's not the case but I get such a giggle out of imagining this is done just to spite that one YouTube commenter who was like when are you all going to incorporate that when it has been for quite a bit. 😂

Elsa being there to listen to him. 😭

He would want Marcos back!!

She gives him the book to get people back from the dead. The fact that this is what tempts him!!

To have what you have to Britta. "She was never there to replace you."

No shit they weren't rational, Marcos!!! I'm losing my goddamn mind over here!!!

The fact that he thinks the reward is to get one of them back to life. Fuck me!

Pendragon is human???? Absolutely wild. I get it though. But also Romeo and Pendragon there at the same time??? I mean at this point we all think canary and Romeo were together, yes?

Britta's biggest hope is being human. 😭

A painting of Dark Selina above the fireplace with blue flames???

Her wish that the harsh sides of Pendragon were not his own but forced into him. That he would want to be different. Him wanting to impress his sire and not him just something that's inside of him. That he lets her know him better.

Ohh human AND vampire Pendragon.

Ohhh interesting. Pendragon wanting her for her humanity or wanting her for her killer side.

"I adoooore how strong you are." fuck this guy and fuck that he is so hot. I hate him. He's too powerful. 😂

"I can't beat him without you." *SCREECHING*

Oh my God! Z!!!! HELL YESSSSSS I'm glad he's back somehow!!

I love that they are both almost failing!!!

Khaliffffff babbbbby!!! Yes Neil's sire!!! 👀 I'm so intrigued. I need to know more.

Awww Neil 🥰🥰 wanting to save his friends.

Of course his fucking sire 'knows' exactly what he needs. Fuck you!! Go home!

No Miles doesn't have the enst track record, that is fair. But he tries, and that has to count for something.

I do love his sire just hating on Miles, I bet that does make Neil feel a little better.

Also calling it playing house with Roman Pendragon would so appeal to Neil. Who has been so judgemental about all of this with Britta.

👀 Neil talking to his sire. Like I'm sorry but we need like a prequel book about their fucked up relationship and the abuse and manipulation.

"they're yours." ohhhhhhh goosebumps.

Not the tearful "are they?" my baby boy 😭 this is gonna make me cry.

Neil!!! You're so good! I'm proud of you. 🥰

"boogiemen and a pretty girl." dismissive of Nara in a way that will please some people I know.

Hey Sire why don't you shut up!!! Neil did what he should do, he came to insight!! Leave him alone!

"Let's fix Miles." ohhhhh damnnn. Like I know this is all very difficult for the characters to deal with, but it is SO fun to listen to!

Z. Who is this she??? 👀👀👀

Of course he wants to be the solution! Look at Wynn!!!

Ohhhh yeahhhh baby more temptation!!! One of them is going to die????!!!! Absolutely not. That's not allowed. Resurrection tho. 👀 It will cost you nothing? Suss. Soooooooo suss.

Heyhooooo let's gooooooooooo temptation in the best way.

The idea of sacrificing himself for power and to save his friends, so alluring. Which is so funny because I don't think any of his friends would think it would take this particular shape.

AAAAAAAHHHHH, for realsies???? Lmao of course he did. 😂😂(I bet it's because Tim wants that special sword path he talked about. /j)

I'm so happy!!! Miles deserves to make bad decisions as a treat. I love that for him. 😈

Britta, my girl, I proud of you, but I knew you could do it.

🤢 Those sounds

Oh joy, we get Shrike, you're not making it better but I love that you try even if it's not that hard.

Ohhhhh yessss him offering to undo the indoctrination!!! Of course that is the biggest temptation, figuring out who she used to be.

"I wanted to be more of myself again." "you don't even know who you are?" that's fucked up.

Shrike is an asshole but he makes me laugh with the awful, dickish things he says.

Even here the canary gets triggered??? Poor Britta.

She did it!!!

What the fuck man, that was an insane episode. But so fucking good! I'm alrwady exited to relisten to it.

[mylittleredgirl]

trekathon 1x05 spock amok! in no particular order:

i think this is my favorite one so far!!

i love alien politicking and negotiating and this was a fun gimmick for it

any excuse to mention the tellarites really works for me

i also love recurring starfleet admirals, so welcome back mr admiral april sir 🫡

the actor playing t’pring did her homework man. i am so impressed at how well she is tracking so well toward amok time t’pring

hmm i didn’t think i would want to but it seems like i shall be enjoying some doomed spock/chapel after all 🍷 cheers

“they will hit you! with a lirpa!”

SOLAR SHIP SOLAR SHIP

la’an’s little smile is so precious 🥹

as is una’s determination to drag la’an’s inner child out once she realizes what’s going on (even if it’s inner child endangerment in open space)

in technical notes, i swear to god every episode of this show is trying to set the record for longest teaser before the opening credits. this one clocked in at over 14 minutes!

that’s an intermission babes!!!

m’benga…….. doctor phlox is so proud of you for your blended animal goo medical treatment

i love him soooooooo much i’m glad he got to fish for a minute in a silly hat

SPOCKKKKKKK dreaming he lost his vulcan half and then having to fight it like it’s an evil version of himself and then when he tells chapel about the nightmare he says he had to fight his human half…

like no wonder we as a people have been obsessed with him for 57 years!!!!

& i think pre-trauma captain pike may have come back to us! i think surviving the gorn and the black hole last episode helped put him back in his present time. possibly even realizing the benefit of how knowing he won’t die yet gives him confidence that can help in dark moments? the opposite of being burdened by your own mortality?

[arsenalgbt]

Excellent questions! The first "date" was a dinner with their fathers. Kai's father felt good enough about the situation to drink on the date and try to enjoy himself because he knew Kai would be fine. His son would always fulfil his duty to his family. Kai would be a good and faithful husband and be pregnant with

Declan's baby within the first year. Kai's father was proud of his son and proud of the life his son would have. Declan's father was so nervous about this date that when whiskey was suggested, he drank two in quick sucession. He knows his son will do his best but Declan has a big mouth and sometimes says the wrong thing and while he agreed to the marriage (not that he was given a choice) Declan's father isn't entirely sure that he won't try to do something to get out of it/get Kai's family to call it off. Their fathers control the conversation for the night, Declan wants to be anywhere else and Kai's just glad his future husband is pretty. Kai hopes Declan truly understands what's expected of them.

Kai said yes because he will always do what's necessary. Declan said yes for two reasons, 1) his father threatened to disown him if he didn't and 2) he does feel a sense of obligation to his family.

jahjdfjafajfjhaj a total 180 to what I have in mind, but worry not! it's all good! thank you for writing~

next questions!

I forgot if you've told me, but what made deckai have sex for the first time? I've got my version but again I wanna know yours. cuz obviously they made an arrangement that they can still see other people (jurrien for kai, maybe mason for Declan but im not too sure to add mason in the plot) - soooooooo what spurred deckai to fuck lollllllll

do you think kai also tells jurrien that "uhh, I slept with my husband" LMAOOOOOOOOO like he's also asking permission from jurrien, literally his clandestine lover?????

*brews tea grabs biscuits*

[rosyredlipstick]

Would you mind explaining the significance of the Bette Davis thing

Or literally anything about the slasher fic it's SO good oh my GOD

Leo must've been GLLEFUL when he found it

so the lore of bette davis eyes is just that it was featured in one of the horror movies i binged (the final girls 2015 which is SO FUN and cheesy and yes featured bette davis eyes in a scene that made me SOB) and i thought it was the PERFECT 80s pop love song that nico would roll his eyes at and then find himself like, singing along under his breath haha plus he would 1000% see it as a compromise to will's love of madonna also KIM CARNES IS SO GOOD and yes its canon that im forcing nico to realize that <3

other than that nico puts the song on the mixtape because 1. nico spends half the summer staring into wills eyes and being soooooooo gone with the refrain stuck in his head for like an hour and honestly will + that song start to go hand in hand after a certain point & 2. he really wants to see will dancing to that song. because it's the PERFECT dancing song. try it. you'll see, anon. 3. the album came out in 1981 which made it PERFECT. yes all the mentioned music is time accurate (except for purple rain. but remember the hyperspecific au.) which i was proud of <3

haha yeah so im thinking leo was visiting nico on one of this week long trips that he started during during their 3 yrs apart and is picking through his tapes while nico makes them coffee and leo just. SCREECHES once he realizes what it is. nico runs in swinging the coffee pot like a weapon and stains some curtains and leo is OVERJOYED with the world and CRIES LAUGHING at journey's faithfully. because WHAT THE FUCK NICO

[petrichorium]

7 and/or 11 for ears for dropping eaves please 👉👈

7: What is your favorite scene you’ve written so far?

jskdhbfv the scene where,,,,,, reader & ayato r locked in a closet by reader's sisters and ayato decides it's the best time for a makeout,,,,,,, and then they leave and he has lip gloss residue all over his face n neck and is soooooooo fucking proud of himself over it. thats a very good scene every time i re-read it i get giddy <3

11: What scene are you most hyped for this chapter/fic?

hands-down the final climax where Ayato confesses & then they fuck. it's SOOOOO tension-filled and a lot of my favorite quotes r in there (in fact i think ive shared most of them w u). it's also the part that spawned the entire fic, aka my take on hatefucking which is "reader hates the character while the character is head-over-heels and just happy to have their full attention" JHADBFHJB veryyyyy excited to put that out for sure

send me an ask about one of my wips!

[lua-cor-de-rosa]

The thought that different dimensions exist in the Supernatural universe…

Do you think there is a crossover somewhere, where a Lucifer from a different, very different, Hell travels between dimensions?

“It will be good for you” she says. “You can see humanity on its whole, not only the ones that end up here” her hands, warm and solid, rest on his shoulders. “It’s easy to forget the good in humanity when you only see the condemned. And even then, they are soooooooo much more than just black and white, good and evil, creatures I know that!”

She looks so hopeful. He guesses that he used to look like that once upon a lifetime.

“Charlie, duckling, if you think Heaven would allow me to walk the earth—“

“Then walk a different earth instead! I know you can, don’t lie.”

And she is right. His Mother, long ago, explained to him and his brothers about the facets of Her. That as she came into existence, so did all possibilities of Her.

Another world, writen by another God.

“It will do you good, Dad. I’m sure of it.” Charlie smiled. “See it as a way to move forward after…” and then her smile wilted, a heartbreak in her eyes he would have killed to take away if it was any other circumstance.

Ah. Of course this was what this was about.

The divorce.

He had felt the bond break not that long ago. A pain that he had thought inconceivable took a hold of his heart one day without pomp or ceremony. He nearly wailed the walls down as he watched, incredulous, heartbroken, as his wedding ring dissolved from his finger.

Lilith had left, he knew that, but the ring remaining had given him hope that maybe…

But that hope was in vain.

As the ring vanished completely so did their bond.

Lily had renounced him as her husband.

Holding his daughter’s hands, his pride and joy, he forced a smile upon his face that would make Alastor proud.

“I always wanted to have a toy shop”

“Ata boy” she hugged him with all the love she had to give him and that alone made him want to never leave her side.

But he did. His duckling was a woman grown now. She had her Hotel to run.

And he? Well, he had to get his shit together.

“I will keep in contact. Get ready for daily calls and post cards missy”

“I couldn’t accept any less.”

———————————————————

He chose a world similar enough to his own that the Heavenly host from this dimension would not notice him as an anomaly. It would be like if Honey Crisp appeared in the Red Gala convention. Technically an Apple too but not the one they had there.

A world writen by a He.

It felt funny, truly.

It looked like earth, he was there to see it made so he should know, but… not at the same time.

He couldn’t pinpoint what exactly made this earth so different but it gave him an itch on the back of his head everytime he went out of his store.

Perhaps was the lack of music here.

He knows that humans back in his dimension didn’t tend to break into song as much as angels and demons did but it was nowhere near the radio silence he was experiencing right now.

It robbed the world some of its color, he thought.

His shop, “Ducks and toys”, was a small shop, in a small town, with a small theater where he quickly found himself adopted by the local theater kids as their “mentor”.

He was having fun.

The teen were nice little creatures, full of passion and enthusiasm. The kids that frequent his shop are vibrant and happy and their curiosity reminds him of Charlie so much it hurts.

He travels by foot as flying may be to much of a cover blower and by doing so he has ended up in: a disco, a witch bar, a lesbian convention where he was mistaken for tiny butch for half of the event until both him and the lesbians noticed that he was sooooo lost, and a nice lady on the bus that gave him a strawberry candy for helping her walk up the steps.

He never felt more alive.

There was evils around, of course, but not as many as he expected.

Humanity, by and large, was generally good. Monotonous for the most part, but good.

And then on his theater kids was murdered.

Amelia Jones. 16. Lover of Shakespeare. Terrible dancer.

A good soul. Heaven’s worthy.

But it was too soon Mom dammit!

He couldn’t bring her back. This was not his dimension and such an act would bring this places Heaven knocking down his door so fast he wouldn’t even have time to taste the ozone clinging to their wings.

Maybe he should do it anyway…

… but what of the remaining kids?

He looked at their tear stained faces as they huddled together in the back of his store covered in duck blankets and hot cocoa in their cups.

Would this Heaven condemn them just by virtue of knowing him? Being friends with him?

… it would be something they would do, wasn’t it?

Bring her back and suffer the risk of condemnation for her and her friends in one fell swoop to eternity in the world’s greatest shit hole for the audacity of seeing him as anything but a giant fuck up. THE giant fuck up even.

Yeah, he was not betting on these odds.

So Amelia Jones, beloved daughter, milkshake enthusiast, two left feet and dimples full of charm went to heaven too soon.

And as they lowered her casket to the ground he tried really hard to not start a hunting spree for the bastard that took her.

So he let time pass.

Back at his shop, he worked without much thought, autopilot mode on on his brain.

Something had been odd about her death, but he was forcing himself to ignore it before he truly threw it all to hell and went in a smiting mood that would burn the eyes out of any passerby.

It was better if he didn’t get involved.

Ding.

The door bell tinkled as two men in suits walked inside.

“Hello gentlemen, how can I help you?” He said absentmindedly, the duck he was painting taking most of his attention as he tried to distract himself from his grief.

Old habits die hard.

He could see from the corner of his eye as Tall and taller showed him FBI badges.

“I’m Agent Rogers, this is my partner, Agent Medrano. We are here to talk about one Amelia Jones.”

Lucifer raised his head.

Tall agent started asking him questions. If he knew Amelia, if she had been acting different before the incident, where he know her from.

But he barely registered half of that.

His focus could not leave the taller agent, Metrato or something like that…

He was made for him.

Well, not HIM in particular, but his other. The Lucifer from this place.

His soul called to his grace like a beacon, a nice roaming fire to a man lost in the dark.

Like Lilith once had.

He expanded his awareness for a fraction of a second, imperceptible and diligent.

He felt other Lucifer. In Hell somewhere in the very last ring. He didn’t linger on him long searching now for…

There!

Other Lilith. Not that far away from other him.

They must still be married here then.

Bringing his awareness back to the present he looked at the taller agent (and he did like tall people and Mother Above was this one TALL) with a flicker of hope dancing in his heart.

Maybe I can love again

“Huh hum”

Lucifer snapped out of his reverie, both agents looking at him with expectation.

Oops.

“Forgive me. I have the tendency to zone out on people from time to time” he winked at the taller agent “specially the handsome kind.”

Agent Silantro blushed an adorable shade of pink while Agent Roberts (he was quite sure these weren’t their names but now was to late to ask to repeat them again, so he was going to have to die on this hill) nearly choked on his own spit.

“Will you answer our questions or not mister…

“Morningstar.”

The surprised silence he was already getting used to filled his shop.

“Seriously?” The long haired men who he was playing to ask for his phone number looked him up and down. He jutted his hips a little to the right, his right hand coming to rest just under his love handle.

Hey, if you have a grabable waist you should advertise that shit as much as possible

“Hum hum!” He nodded, a smile on his face. He loved this conversation every time it happened.

“What, the next thing you gonna tell us is that you name is Lucifer too” the blond agent incredulously said, looking at him like he expected him to drop the joke any second now.

If anything his smile just got bigger.

“Oh, you gotta be shitting me”

“Hey, don’t blame me. Mother was the one that chose the name.”

“So this is in your birth certificate? Not some rebellious act done in art school or something like that?” Blondie looked at his paint stained apron and lovingly crafted rubber duck, the thought of The Devil in a toy shop probably not meshing in his head.

He snorted. “Oh that would have been funny. But no, Mother name every single little angel in her home as according to the order of their birth. Me and my twin are the oldest so we are—”

“Micheal and Lucifer” said the moose of a man, an eagerness to him as he correctly guessed the answer that made him shine just a little brighter.

“Bingo, pretty boy” the blush was back with a vengeance. Lucifer was going to eat him whole. “Gabe and Raphael were not far behind. After us, however it was a free for all. I mean Sera was quite literally named after the Seraphim. Not very innovative if you ask me.”

“So, Devil in the toy shop, will you answer the questions or not?” Blondie was getting impatient. Lucifer gave it to him, he was trying to solve a murder here.

“Sure I will… after I get first names of course. After all you have mine. I think it’s only fair.”

The agents exchanged glances with one another. A entire conversation happened right there in front of his eyes.

He remembered when him and Michael used to be like that.

These agents are clearly friends beyond being partners. A friendship so deep it turned into brotherhood.

Humans were truly fascinating.

“I’m Sam. This is Dean” Medrate, said.

The smile on his face softened.

“Nice to meet you, Sam.” He turned slightly to the other man “and Dean too”

Dean badly coved a snort as Sam elbowed him in the gut.

Yes, he would claim this soul meant for him. Other Lucifer had his Lily still he certainly would not mind.

As the questions ended he gave Sam his number.

When Sam called him back, he was thrilled.

When they fell in bed together and he saw the anti-possession tattoo he didn’t waist a second in placing an upgrade.

Other Lucifer already had other Lilith.

Sam, if he played his cards right, was his and only his.

No one, not even other him, would be possessing Sam anytime soon. Even if he never saw Sam again and this was only a one night stand.

What bad could it do?