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are y'all hearing about this? apparently ZA/UM split up into three studios and they're all looking to make a disco elysium successor which they all announced on the same day

they're also all calling the others fake cashgrabs so who's to say which one is for real

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Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

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March: *starts*

Tumblr:

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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

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what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

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Are we nearly there yet, Tumblr?

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My name is Helga Sinclair. I’m acting on behalf of my employer, who has a most intriguing proposition for you. Are you interested?

ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE (2001)

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every time I say something kind of thoughtless and morose like “I wish I could switch places with you and give you a break” or “I wish that I could suffer for you” or whatever and Pip replies “if we’re wishing then I wish neither of us had to suffer” I realize that I too am subject to the Omelas trap. why does my imagination always default to an unrealistic magical fantasy power in which pain and suffering are a necessary currency to happiness? why is that more accessible to my brain than an alternative where neither of us must suffer? the former is no less magical than the latter.

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Unconditional love isn't a free pass to hurt me.

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If I were Zelensky I would be dead because I would have punched that motherfucker and been shot by the secret service. So it's good I'm not in charge of securing aid to Ukraine.

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president zelensky is a stronger man than me because if two ignorant and deluded men like trump and vance started demanding i say please and thank you and calling me disrespectful like im a naughty child instead of a very traumatised and frustrated man trying to save his country from putin id have put them both in the ground with a single fucking punch