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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

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They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

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Fun fact: in the 80′s the Dutch Unemployed Union held ‘fridge raids’ to protest against poverty. 

They’d find out when a politician of big boss who upheld poverty and starvation wages was speaking at some public even, then they’d carefully break into his house with a LOT of people and they would eat EVERY piece of food in his house and leave the empty dished behind without taking anything else. 

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things you need to read 100000 times per day when you're working

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“Just look at that grip, perfectly spaced and easy to shift on the fly. And then he rolls it at regular intervals, making sure none of the juices or grease pool in one area and leaks out. You know every memory of rice spilling out or guacamole getting lumped in a corner is running through his head as he works. The way he takes a bite from the center and then works to the exterior so nothing is at risk of spilling. He’s seen too many burrito catastrophes for one lifetime and he doesn’t want to experience one again.” At press time, Azarian was reaching for a napkin after propping up his burrito against a cup of fountain soda he assumed to be full enough. Full Story

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You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad

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you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

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Average afternoon at Ninos

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hey raven cycle enjoyers here’s my quick attempt at drawing pynch

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Kings of Henrietta

Making this and these into stickers! Still working on getting my Etsy up and running but when I do they'll be there 🫡

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more trc portraits because this style is making me really happy!! bluesey <33

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Cabeswater

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'their magic. their quest. their awfulness and strangeness'