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firemenenthusiast · 2 years ago

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THE DILF! ROBERT FISCHER FICS DONE FOLKSSSS

just need to be beta’d for a bit and it should be up tomorrow. kinda excited for you guys to read it

hhiiihihihhiihii

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just-null · 1 year ago

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are you oka- oh.

#kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #yandere kamo noritoshi #yandere noritoshi kamo #yandere jujutsu kaisen #NO CAUSE HE WOULD COVER HIS MASSIVE DEATH GLARE IF HE KNEW YOU WOULD DEFEND THE OTHER PERSON #THEN YOUR ASS LOOKS AWAY AND BRO IS SHOOTING DAGGERS DUDE #i really like kamo #hes so babygirl #kamo has the hugest bitch face. i know it. i know he gives it out when the situation is fucking brutal.#its like the death glare someone else's momma gave you as a kid when you were bad #like bro #🧎‍♂️ damn im sorry #but in my mind he'd cover his face so you wouldnt be exposed to the death glare #smth smth only wanting you to see his perfect good boy self he crafted specifically for you smth smth #hed rather die than see you defend someone whos not him bc he doesnt want to compete for your attention. he feels it should belong to him #but it only makes the contrast of the peek that he gives others that much hotter. i mean scary #also tell me how you peeped the color change god please #i was so cool for that #the pink one.. your pov. hes double face palming.... at smth someone said/did. oh no!!#but for others its red. death glare. hes gonna make them regret upsetting him so much around you #to the point where he had to take his attention away from you for a second. not only that but your attention away from him too #wow kamo ur so. hot #stan kamo fr bro 🤟#null rot

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a-usernamelol · 7 months ago

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Most of the fandom simping over NPC characters like Sebastian and Ominis:

Me:

I’m just saying he’s really freaking pretty ok. Nobody judge me he’s just PRETTY ok 😅

Also these wonderfully crisp photographs of my MC are from @girl-named-matty who did SUCH an excellent job!

#Yeah what. I’m outing myself here. I’m so 100% gay for my own damned MC🚶‍♂️#He’s hot and I’m tired of pretending he isn’t ROFL #i can fix him guys <- (He says moment’s before disaster ROFL)#But seriously check out Matty’s work her photos of Allan are SO pretty and crisp. From his violet eyes being greyish blue in darker lightin #To the fact you can see the THREADS of his shirt bro 😭 my pc WISHES #hogwarts legacy #the mcverse #allan waite #hogwarts legacy mc

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korainky · 2 years ago

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MF TURNED INTO A FINAL FANTASY CHARACTER AND IM NOT TAKING THIS WITH SANITY

#trigun #trigun stampede #vash our beloved #vash the stampede #anime #fanart #trigun maximum #trimax #tristamp #BRO HE TURNED EMO #NICOLE YOU KNOW IM SCARE OF EMOS #FUCKING PLEASEEEEE #HE LOOKS SO DAMN HOT IM NOT OK 😭#GOD HE IS SO BABYGIRL IM SO DOWN BAD FOR HIM

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ryllen · 2 years ago

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they caught u cheating with all of them event | [x]

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv harvey #sdv shane #sdv elliott #it made me laugh so much at the audacity of the choices; and then there's sam at the end SMILING WHILE CALLING THEM BOYS I M DYING #like he could use guys ; BUT HE USES BOYS FSHDHSDH LIKE A LEADER OF SOME BOY GANG ; FORGETTING IT DOES NOT CONSIST OF SEBASTIAN ONLY #why does our farmer look at alex in a 'help me' way; is it because we know he has the softest heart; or jock be like hoes before bros; or #he just pridefully thought we want protection from him; nevertheless; god damn it's so hot how he's so stern like he really despises ur #wrongdoing ; 'typical' who HAD HURT U BEFORE AND GET AWAY BY CRYING FOR U TO SAY THIS??????? ; ALEEEEEXXX............!!!!!!!!!!!!#stardew alex #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #stardew harvey #stardew shane #stardew elliott #stardew valley alex #stardew valley sam #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley harvey #stardew valley shane #stardew valley elliott #fanart #anyhow i love how they jumped 3 times before declaring what they agreed on doing together; i imagine they thump the pool table in unison #in anger; that's a very bros move #despite the topic; it actually looks very fun the way they all gather together despite all difference; fhsdsh farmer unites them in a way #i love the way they are in unison pissed off when u start to use the crying move; like; Y E A RIGHT don't think we didn't expect that

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avnasace · 1 year ago

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( 4.1 wriothesley story quest spoilers)

to whoever at hoyoverse that decided to give us a whole cutscene of wriothesley beating up some meks and choke slamming a guy to the floor, i say with much sincerity, thankyou.

#genuinely didnt know i needed that until i saw it #bro hes so hot what the fuck #i dont remember a time when a character had such a grip on me damn #but OOF #wriothesley #fontaine #4.1 spoilers #wriothesley story quest spoilers #genshin impact #this had changed me as a person goddamn #ace rambles

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bmndz · 1 year ago

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guilty pleasure: loving the dynamic between chase and cameron in season 2 when they sleep together for the first time.

was cameron on meth and chase knew that and slept with her anyways? yes.

cameron was also suspect of being HIV positive and chase knew that? also yes.

chase and cameron are fucking insane for that (especially chase and his doubtful morals)? FUCK YES.

but it’s hot, it has chemistry and tension, AND it changed me as a person when i first saw it .

#when i say it changed me as a person im not even kidding bro #LIKE THE SCENE IN WHICH HE GIVES HER MEDICATION AFTER IT??#SO HOT #“it didn't suck” DAMN RIGHT IT DIDN'T #OH and when he analyses the bruise on his lips??#I FELL IN LOVE #rewatching house md #house md #hatecrimes md #robert chase #allison cameron #s2e7

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igotthatgirlfailureinme · 2 months ago

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how it feels to be one of three people who simultaneously thinks that zoro could potentially be attracted to women as well as men and also not be fucking everyone in the series

#one piece #roronoa zoro #hear me out guys #bi/pan zoro funny #he's just a goober bro he is NOT taming anyone #leave him alone #when i say attracted to women i mean in a gay way #you know what i mean?#everyone who characterizes him more or less correctly hcs him as gay #but i just think him not giving a shit about gender has comedic potential #the appeal of bisexual zoro to me i think is just that one scene with kiku where he calls her a sizeable woman #the hesitation the way he says damn 😭#it's so funny dude #ngl i think he just has a lot of love to give he's just terrible at it #cause he obviously loves all his crewmates he's just also an asshole i fear #affectionately #i feel the need to clarify that i think that zosan is super awesome #i just also think zoro finding women hot would be funny

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maaxverstappen · 4 months ago

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is there anything max can’t do

#this is so hot of him #bro is a generational talent. we knew but damn he shows it again #brazil 2024

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yakny · 10 months ago

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Knight Bobo, wearing some of the patterns I drew :D!

#LN #colored doodles #bobo #ft.#agata #louie #(sorry. long tags warning ¯\ (ToT) /¯)#putting the blue patterns to use even if she wasn't the intended wearer for them (hey! big bro louie just has to learn how to share! lol.)#i am actually planning to draw all three of them more along with fafnir and some other nobodies. i cri—#speaking of fafnir!!! FAFNIR???!!! offering alcoholic drinks to nidhogg in the 9th anniversary hell event????!!!#fafnir who's helping agata bobo and louie against tyr?!! who has bobo on speed dial for info as she thwarts tyr's plans??? the guy who‚ on #the night louie leaves and visits him for a drink‚ offers him instead a hot cup of MILK and teasingly calls him a child?! ASADJFJDSK!!!#(there's layers to him offering that that makes it funny‚ i promise. he offers concoctions based on a person's personality? i think??? he #offered debbie a cup of milk that TASTES like books and mela something strong. losing it ✋😭) anyways he runs an INTEL TAVERN. is aware of #most things in the north. fuck. wait! omg??? what if he's the same tavern keeper from louie's dreamweaver??? regardless he is aiding #all three of them... somehow... and he's sharing a drink with nid which is funny cause nid is the same guy who has said before ''alcohol #destroys you mind and stops you from making the right choice 🗿'' and there's fafnir sliding a drink to a sad looking nid. asdjsfkgk #FAFNIR please 😭😭😭!!! (fafnir sliding a drink to nid: make some bad choice tonight boy.)#anyways im just happy there's new fafnir art. i was not expecting it. or him alongside nid. fafnir's name is ALSO named after a dragon in #norse mythology. 🤔 turning into a dragon is a symbol of greed. damn. imagine fafnir is ALSO from frigidfog? but then again...#OKAY I'LL STOP!!! (I WILL NOT!!! I AM LOSING MY MIND! THERE'S JUST SO MUCH I CAN PLAY AROUND WITH HERE!)#wait! okay okay okay. what if for some reason fafnir is ratatoskr 👁 👁? like the role he plays as an intelligence collector adds up #... i am officially losing it. im adding too much depth to a game that has time and time again made itself shallow 😔

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nemeliis · 2 years ago

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Middle aged extremely obnoxious men are my biggest weakness I'm REGRESSING to CRK again just for him I'm sorry (not)

May or may not ship him with Pitaya Dragon Cookie because of there story together

#royal margarine cookie #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #he's so fucking hot and stupid and obnoxious and i need him so bad bro ONE CHANCE ONG.#like GYAT DAMN!!!!#he's also definitely zesty asf. got them gay genes inside of him

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akechi-stole-my-heart · 1 year ago

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I need to write that meta about how Goro's story being a horrible heartbreaking tragedy is a good thing and not a flaw but the entire point of the game because Not Getting That is one of the biggest things that annoys me about his stans. Just because it's sad doesn't make it bad. Tragedy isn't inherently bad writing. Something can be awful and also beautiful and we can long for a happy ending for our boi while still acknowledging that the fact he didn't get it in canon was the whole point of his narrative and that narrative is so much stronger for it.

#sera posts #this is possibly my biggest hot take tbh bc like man so many people hate that he dies and it's like no. bro that's the point.#goro akechi had to die #(yes i do think he's alive in royal and no i don't think that undercuts anything i'm saying here. damn that's another meta i need to #write isn't it smh)

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stressed-wizard · 1 month ago

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#i really hate not being able to tell if someone is flirting with me or not #like i have a massive crush on this guy at work and i genuinely cant tell if hes just really friendly or trying to flirt with me #he does technically have a girl he is with but this man literally threw his clipboard to the floor to bear hug me today #we also share candy and snacks with eachother all the time #he is goofy as hell and tries to make me smile and im someone who doesnt smile much naturally so he is pretty good at getting me to smile #he also sends me snaps of him singing to songs #he loves talking to me about random shit whenever we pass by eachother when working #we literally showed eachother selfies we had saved of ourselves and he called several of mine cute #girl help im dumb does he like me or not #im too scared to ask and get rejected but hot damn do i want this man #literally like also things are kinda rocky with his girl bc she tried breaking up with him but now things are cool between them #but then he comes into work and he does shit like this and im so confused #i dont know ugh like bro if youre actually flirting with me you gotta be straight forward im autisitc and nervous #also one time i warmed his hands with my hands when he had to work in the freezer and he came right out to me because his fingers were numb #does he like me back or not please help

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pausegame · 2 months ago

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At the office, just thinking about the fact that Davrin is also Javik

#Warden Davrin #Javik #Davrin who gives me like really hot neighbour who you encounter one time after his jog shirtless and your brain short circuts vibes #Davrin who is hot griffon dad/man who never wanted pet and then proceeds to build it an entire canopy bed probably #Davrin who laughs handsomely and is effortless #Davrin who is like super chill and effortless but also really attractive and belongs in like a commercial #Davrin who gives me like mows his lawn a Sunday morning and all the repressed housewives at their Book Club are not discussing their book #but are discussing him #Davrin who every older woman is probably trying to set their children up with him because he's Such a Nice Man and also Look At Him #Davrin who is also an absolute bro #is also imperialist 'damn ur so primitive' Javik.#he is Javik. I #A++++++ performance. No notes #le whiny text post #did I know prior? yes obviously #but sometimes you just sit and remember something

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skinnedred · 1 year ago

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can y'all tell that i want him

#skinnedred #doodle #fanart #eddie riggs #brutal legend #you guys are getting so much from me #im manic so i gotta fill my heart and mind with him before it all goes away again #hes so damn hot bro im killing myself #Eddie Jeremiah Riggs I WONT YEW #RUAGHRASRARARRARSASHARSRASRAS BARK BARK BARK BARK #anyway yeah hes so cool #dont know if i want him or wanna be him honestly

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akkivee · 2 years ago

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nemu: we’re under siege rebellion is bound to happen the prime minister and ichijiku are in jail honobono’s missing who even knows what fck all is going on with amayado rei god what is happenING—

ichiro: hey little bros let’s put on a music festival to give the nation hope!!!!! and let’s invite the other teams as well!!!!!!!! 🤗🤗🤗

#this is vee speaking #DRAMA TRACK SAMPLE?????? SO SOON???????#AND LMAO????????????#like hot damn imagine rei just showing up to the fes LIKE HE DIDNT CAUSE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE LOL #it sounds like a fun time tho ichiro????? i sure hope nothing bad happens in the middle of it tho like it did in arb lmao #(*is actually hoping for it lmao*)#ichiro: all together now we’ll make the world as one tonight!!! we can do it!!!!! yeah!!!!🎶 the world: *crying* YEAH #the fact honobono’s missing is Such A Concern bro lmao like man i guessed we’d be able to feel her presence in the first track #and then she’d terrorise in the second track that’s looking terrifyingly possible lol #AND IF THIS LINE UP IS THEM PERFORMING AT THIS FES THEN WHO INDEED ARE THE BONUS?????#should i still place bets on honobono and yotsutsuji………………………………??????#*wheezing* one month……………. we’re almost there……………….. one more………………………….

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