#hes off the gourd

[mikeswoolhat]

my fav genre of davy photo is the ones where he's so clearly blazed out of his fucking mind

[jessenitrogen]

the bride and the ugly ass groom

(designs by @spiritshaydra I've been wanting to draw something megasound and thought this meme fit them perfectly and even more perfect was they made mlp designs for the two THE STARS ALIGNED)

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

GAMZEE: ReMeMbErInG tHe TiMe I tOlD a GuY i WaS a TrAnS dUdE wHiLe HiGh OfF mY aSs AnD hE sTaRtEd GoInG oFf AbOuT "aLpHa, SiGmA, aNd BeTa MaLeS" aNd HoW-

EQUIUS: "D -> Each one is equally important no matter what anyone says and you sh001d not feel pressured to be a STRONG alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males are just as important"

GAMZEE: ...LiKe He WaS sUpPoRtIvE wHiCh WaS nIcE bUt.

GAMZEE: ??????????

[rosie-kairi]

[frameconfessions]

Fuck the Game Awards. Fucking Geoff Keeley or whatever his name is spelled snubbed them back in like 2016 when they were up for nomination and was like “oh well maybe next year huh." Then we never saw Warframe in the voting again because they now only use Warframe as a side piece for advertising so I guess they aren't even allowed for a labor of love or a long time beloved game award or something. I'm still salty about that shit, fuck Geoff and this rigged ass awards show for real! I'm just here for the drops and Warframe or Soulframe news at this point.

💯

Why the fuck does Fortnite get in but not Warframe? This shit sucks.

WARFRAME SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE IN ONE OR BOTH OF THESE!!

[vampirecatprince]

I'm thinking so much about this interview and TF basically saying yeah there is a lot of me with copia... but also he's kind of a charming idiot and I love that about him

and I'm sitting here realizing he probably goes SO head empty /pos during rituals bc hes allowed to be a silly lil guy for a lil bit 😭💕

[death-rebirth-senshi]

I'm usually pretty boyfriend/male love interest critical so it catches me by surprise that despite only having seen the 25th anniversary edition, I don't think very ill of Raoul while a lot of other people really seem to hate him.

In fairness some of that has to be because of Love Never Dies.

[quentintin7]

I don't post my ocs on here much but here's one of em out of context

His names Jordan :))

[lets-jam]

🔥 Johnny Silverhand

i once read a fic where they had johnny say 'way to go v, consent is sexy' and ive never had a more 'he would not fucking say that' moment.

[marc--chilton]

(mgv) au where the house/stacy pup survives the infarction but their relationship doesn't. house all but becomes feral in the immediate aftermath out of stress so he's shamelessly running on instinct for a solid month. stacy leaves as house refuses her help to the point of hurting himself in the process on top of his lashing out on her for her role in his newfound disability.

to make matters worse, she files for custody of the pup and wins on the grounds that he would struggle navigating a newborn AND one less functioning leg. she wins, and even with the reassurance that she's open to arranging for split custody once he's better adjusted, house blocks her number, email, what have you, once she takes their son home.

stacy, however, knows this is house's attempts at self-preservation given how hard he fought her in court. so rather than try and update house on how their pup's doing, she forwards them to wilson, who just so happens to be the baby's godfather (yes he cried). he saves everything she sends him like he's preserving the library of alexandria. and knowing how betrayed house would likely feel knowing that wilson is 'consorting with the enemy', wilson is left feeling like he's one of those men with secret families, only he's not in a relationship with house or stacy in actuality.

let's just say it's messy

[allthe-queens-men]

Interviewer: Can you tell me what your relationship with Brian May is?

Roger: I'm Mr. May's right hand arm. Man. I'm Mr. May everything. I'm his confidante... his best friend... his silly rabbit.

Interviewer: His what?

Roger: His silly rabbit.

Interviewer: His silly rabbit?

Roger: Yes.

Interviewer: Is that what he calls you?

Roger: No. 😌

[strigital]

hi hello i'm still alive tho barely and let's just say college is hell and also the meds are making my brain act up sooo...

anyways i'm so deep in john wick brainrot rn and before i say anything else just pls have her, the babygorl and my latest one true love mademoiselle Barnett <33

EDIT: have some more Maries and ans a John c:

[myrfing]

k’lyhia and k’rhid are two of those npcs that i have been wondering about for since i started the game given i was an acn starter. when are you guys gonna come back and tell us more arcanist guild lore

[detectivehole]

ARMY OF DARKNESS/BUBBA HO-TEP ISSUE #3

[zooophagous]

Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.

A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.

He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.

The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.

Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode

[the-acid-pear]

Charlie is such a fun youtuber but he can be so stupid he makes me get physically aggressive. I want to kill him with a rock.