#hes going mimimimimimi

[lucy-the-demon]

They could've reused this sprite for when he goes to sleep, because hes got the most realistic sleeping sprite, too bad its only used when hes blackout drunk

I sleep curled up like a shrimp, he just flops onto his bed and snoozes, he looks comfortable here, despite the fact he actually almost died from alcohol poisoning, so he's probably not comfortable in the slightest.

Anywho, you can't lie he's the most realistic sleeping sprite.

Btw In my current playthrough im almost done with my wedding dress, all I need is a cactus fruit i think

I'm not even gonna try to find that ornamental fan, I'm never gonna find it and I know it, it's best to just use the 80's top At least I have my veil. That's all that truly matters to me personally.

And Getting married to this mentally ill, dry humored goofball. He's just like me frfr. We may be the exact opposite in body type but we're exactly the same in personality and that's what truly matters in the end.

[mossypidder]

I recorded all this back in February and March but never got around to editing it all together, so here it finally is. Definitely not because I’m really bad at talking to a camera and I feel like the whole thing awful. I’m gonna get better pictures in the morning, because I have a migraine. But this is my little whaleshark buddy. Any name suggestions?

[selfinserttothestars]

MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

Heishome!!@W Im happy

[the-sleepy-conductor]

So I had the funniest dream a bit ago and it's just been on my mind the whole 2 hours I've been at work.

It was one of those dreams where I'm kinda like, not in control of my thoughts or actions? Like I know I'm me but I'm kinda just watching things unfold through my eyes without being in control, if that makes sense?

Anyway, I was playing ORAS on my 3ds while heading upstairs to my bedroom, and I don't notice anything is off until I actually walk up to my bed. And I look down to see Subway Boss Ingo himself sleeping in my bed. Like, this man is all curled up in my blankets snoozing away like it's his bed and not mine. Snork mimimimimimi type crap. Kinda like having a family gathering and someone sticks their baby on your bed. (Fr why does my family do this)

So what do I do? I just shake his shoulder while going "Ingo. Ingo. Ingo. Ingo. Ingo." And I must've done it like 20 times before he snorts real loud and jolts awake like he was being chased by a serial killer in his dream, and he doesn't even open his eyes but I somehow know he's awake. And I swear this was the wildest thing I've heard from a dream. I legit went "Ingo, can't you just get mashed potatoes from a regular potato? Like, just take a bite out of a potato, chew it up and swallow it, and your stomach won't know the difference?" The best part was that he didn't even get a chance to answer me, because my alarm went off. Which was even funnier to me because my alarm is literally one of Ingo's voice clips from Masters shouting "good morning" Mans was so done with me he kicked me out of my own dream.

"Your dreams have meanings"

THEN WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???

[underworld-park-offical]

CRAIG: Hey

CRAIG: Can you like,

CRAIG: call someone?

TOLKIEN: Why?

CRAIG: So Kenny stops getting up my ass

TOLKIEN: Who would I even call in this scenario, and WHY?

CRAIG: I don’t know, our queermo lesbian friends from the hypehouse

TOLKIEN: Bebe is the straightest woman alive are you joking?

CRAIG: She hangs out with fags, so shes a fag too

TOLKIEN: Whatever

CRAIG: Thanks Tolkieeeen

TOLKIEN: Yeah yeah yeah….

TOLKIEN: I think we should call Daimen first though

CRAIG: Why? Isn't he at work? Smh my fucking head

TOLKIEN: Yeah, but he doesn’t do jack shit

TOLKIEN: And I can guarantee he’s bored to tears anyway

TOLKIEN: Could use a bit of lightheartedness in this situation

CARTMAN: If you could call OUTSIDE that’d be nice

CARTMAN: I’m trying to get my 8 hours of sleep so I don't get my brain eaten

CARTMAN: It's hard enough as it is with, and no offense to you, Clyde

CARTMAN: CLYDE'S SHITSTAINED ASS SELF SITTING AND SHITTING RIGHT BELOW ME

CLYDE: Dude I have IBS…

CLYDE: Not cool :( 

CARTMAN: You can at least change your pants so we don’t have to smell  you

CLYDE: I DON'T HAVE ANY

CRAIG: EWWWWW

CLYDE: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CRAIG: You guys love the hit game Among Us?

CLYDE: ….

CLYDE: SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE MIMIMIMIMIMI

CLYDE: SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI

CARTMAN: HONK SHOO HONK SHOO

CRAIG: There we go, they assess is out 💀

TOLKIEN: What, like you?

CRAIG: ….

CRAIG: Tolkien, hurry up and call him

TOLKIEN: Kinda hard to do that when I don't have any service

CRAIG: Just type a bunch of 6s into the phone

TOLKIEN: Will that even work?

CRAIG: It will, I've done it before

 TOLKIEN: Of course you would

CRAIG: <3

TOLKIEN: Whatever, worth a shot

TOLKIEN: (Barbie Girl ringtone)

TOLKIEN: Hey Daimen, it's Tolkien

TOLKIEN: Uh

TOLKIEN: We’re kinda fucked right now?

TOLKIEN: I know you don’t really like us but you’re the only person in this group I can really tolerate

TOLKIEN: When you get this can you get to the Barn?

TOLKIEN: You know, the one where we smoked weed at once?

TOLKIEN: Yeah, that one

TOLKIEN: I can’t describe it just in case the other demons are listening

TOLKIEN: They have a target on each of our backs and we don't wanna give away our locations

TOLKIEN: You know?

TOLKIEN: Call me back

TOLKIEN: Fuck you

TOLKIEN: Bye

(Edits made by @pissblanket , credits for video are in video description <3)

[legochaotixmechz]

ROBY HEADCANONS LETS GOO

Warning Spoilors ofc-

He has a HIGH sugar intake

• His parents have scolded him in the past when doctors' notes came in talking abt if he takes anymore he'll croak

>Doesn't care tho still chugs soda among other sugary drinks like it is his life source

• When things get quiet/at random moments he'll just scream and then act like nothing happened

• Stang zoot / ROAR is a vocal stim for him now ( roar especially even if Wyle isn't around )

• On a call with his parents he talked abt Wyldfyre all giddy then just casually mentioned his uncle tried to kill him and then went back to being a giddy mess

>His parents were like "WHA!?? YOUR UNCLE WHAT?"

>And Roby's just like "Yeah yeah I sent him to jail but anyways!"

• Roby practices his mannerisms and energy in the mirror

> He is a naturally energetic guy don't get me wrong but he practices in the mirror to make sure he gives off a good type of energy that people will enjoy

>After every game he says to himself "YES, FCKING NAILED THAT- THEY ALL THINK I'M NEUROTYPICAL !!"

• Roby uses a lot of slang / silly language if he ever gets into serious conversation and if in conversation that makes himself uncomfortable as a defense mechanism

• He loves vocaloid/Uta

>He listens to The World Is Mine before the game to hype himself

> 1# Teto stan and defender

• Fav music genres are N-pop, regular pop, Rock ( any kind he doesnt mind), techno, and that hyper Pacific music that sounds like being on acid named things like "bong cats bleeding rainbows" or smth

• If he were a Pokmon trainer he would have normal, dragon, steel and fighting pokemon

• Based on the sugar headcanon at the start. He once did a challenge on his ninjatok where he didn't eat any sugar for a week

>By Wednesday he was losing his color and tweaking without a sweet treat after every meal ( he's being dramatic )

>And By the end challenge he almost couldn't even post the last video and once it was done he scarfed down a whole tray of sugar cookies

• He sweeps in sleep-over/party game. >Especially rhythm game !

>Wyldfyre invited him over to a sleepover and he mopped the floor with everyone in Rhythm Heaven, Guitar Hero and Ddr

>Eventually they switched to Mario's party but he swept everyone again

•>They just kept going through games ( super smash bros, Mario Kart, uno etc) eventually Gave up and made him sit on the couch as everyone else played

• If he knows you. He'll know your birthday. And the spilt second it turns midnight on the day before your b day he'll spam you with "HAPPPY BIRTHDAYY BITFHHH HAVE AMAZING FUN AND AWESOME BIRTHDAYY STANG ZOOT!!!!!!!" and then send a voice memo of him singing happy birthday but with brainrot words

• He has 5 phones, 3 laptops, 10 PCs and 15 game consoles. Don't think you can ever ban my man from any social media or game he'll always come back.

• Favorite fruits are mangos, raspberries, blueberries and tomatoes

• In one of the games Roby saw smth flying over their head and just stopped everything to stare at it. So for A good bit, there was just no commentary from him or shots of the fight it was just the camera facing down

• Robys a Lil nasty in terms of if he tries smth he doesn't like he projectile spits

• He's the biggest yapper when watching movies. Always commenting on everything and crafting theories on the spot

• He can recite the entirety of the Heather's musical to a t

• In his free time he guest host talk shows (like Jerry Springer/Oprah but imagine ninjago ver) and his FAVORITE thing is "You are not/are" the father

> He has ran laps around the studio as everything breaks into chaos after every single "are you or not the father" answer reveals

> He even got a show canceled after the incident of him going too far and sending a baby flying by accidentally kicking the baby's carage

• He loves playing roblox and claims his dad owns roblox ALWAYS

• Smells like satin fabric, charcoal, chocolate

• When he sleeps he goes "Honk mimimimimimi" and hugs a comically small teddy bear with a little sleeping cap

Anyways thanks for listing to me yap

[ottororin]

hello & welcome to ~highly specific useless drawtectives headcanons~ (bc they live in my head like brainworms and i need to take them outside like dogs) GO!

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- they hang out so much there starts to be an overlap between their styles, and speech patterns. they just start acting like each other.

- grandma gives forehead kisses whenever york and rosé are at a standing low enough for them to reach. they can't help it 🤷👵

- york is a heavy sleeper. like almost to a dangerous degree. there could be a fire in the house and he'd be all like snoooore mimimimimimi~

(counterpoint: i also feel like once grandma and rosé arent in the room, even the snap of a twig would wake him up)

- grandma's definitely the richest rich kid between the three of them. idk how else to put it. like, i know that's technically canon, and i know they have a PRINCE in the squad, but...i also feel like grandma would totally randomly drop that she had a "childhood summer home" or something

- both york and rosé are covered in battle scars. but while york sees his scars as a sign of victory, rosé isn't,,, as proud of hers.

her fights weren't as dignified. like. stabbing a drug dealer to take his money or smm, (and losing, bc she must've been like, 17)

(first time he sees them, york might've been like "WOAH COOL" and rosé'd be like "in What Way?"

"you're strong" "not really")

(there's your fanfiction prompt. go ham with it.)

while we're on that topic,,

- york and rosé would totally wrestle over really trivial things like who gets the last drop of cereal, who gets the remote. (york may be stronger, but rosé is out for blood. she's feral.)

it recontextualizes fighting to be like a friend thing now. it's nice.

- grandma and rosé braid each other's hair when they're bored it's really cute.

(like you know when you're just Listening to someone talk, and just start randomly braiding hair, and once ur done u just Dont Tie It Up?? top ten girly things ngl)

- york watches national geographic wild animal documentaries like it's the real housewives of fancytown.

- they know about each other's favorite movies, family gossip, allergies, past lovers, number of cousins, even down something like Current Passwords, but if you asked york or grendan when rosé's birthday was, they honestly wouldn't know.

[mvshortcut]

i need to know whether you think each member of the society goes snork mi snork mi or snork mimimimimi snork mimimimi. this is very important to my current situation

Anon I've sat on this question for a while to reflect, as I believe it is a very weighty issue that has great relevance to our world today.

Here are my opinions as of now but I welcome discussion/friendly debate and am open to changing my mind:

Nicholas Benedict: "snork mimimimimimi ... snork mimimimimi..." etc

Milligan Wetherall: dead silence interrupted intermittently by the loudest and most frightening Dad SnoreTM you've ever heard in your life.

Number Two: doesn't get a ton of sleep, but when she does, she sleeps rigid, flat on her back with arms glued straight to her sides. usually silent, but if she snores, it's "snork mi snork mi" but in a very aggressive manner. Sounds like a wild boar preparing to charge.

Rhonda Kazembe: very soft "zzzzzzzz." curls up like a cat with her hands folded under her cheek. honestly kind of cute

Miss Perumal: "Honk shoe honk shoe" but somehow makes it sounds peaceful

Kate Wetherall: "HONK SHOE HONK SHOE" (loud. not peaceful.)

Reynie Muldoon: just. the most average, normal sounding snore you've ever heard. basically, "yup, that's a snore."

Sticky Washington: usually pretty silent, but also I think it would be funny if for some reason he snores loudly whenever Constance is sleeping in the same room. She would be so mad about it and may attempt to smother him with a pillow.

Constance Contraire: deceptively cute snore. alternates between "zzzzzz" and "snork mi snork mi." Sleeps with her eyes wide open.

Martina Crowe: is she snoring or screaming at a tetherball match in her dreams? experts are unsure.

Jackson and Jilson: Jillson says "snork," Jackson responds with "mi."

SQ Pedalian: generally pretty quiet, just a soft "zzzzz" that you can only hear if you get close.

LD Curtain: okay, I'm honestly stuck on this one. I do think it would be funny for Curtain to be sprawled in his evil silk sheets in his evil silk nightgown with his evil silk sleep mask and his evil 14 silk pillows going "snork mimimimimimimi" after a long day of trying to take over the world, brainsweeping children, and terrorizing employees. On the other hand, I just have this image of SQ coming into Curtain's room one night like "dad I frew up" and he's just hit with the loudest and most frightening/undignified "SNOUGHHHUHGUHHUGHHHHH" noise ever. SQ finally wakes Curtain up after 10 minutes of violent shaking and he's just [dignified sniff] "oh. hm. what do you want." Next morning at breakfast is unbearably awkward. Neither of them ever mentions it again.

Jeffers: "snork mimimimimimi." sleeps with his beloved childhood teddy bear. (same, Jeffers. same.)

Dr. Garrison: literally somehow just says the words "Snork. Mi. Snork. Mi." in a flat tone in her sleep

+ Bonus: I know he's a book character and I answered for the show versions, but I absolutely have to include:

Moocho Brazos: the physical embodiment of "snork mimimimimimimi ... snork mimimimimi..." Wears a striped nightgown with a flowery sleeping cap with a tassel. Probably carries a candle around if he needs to wake up in the middle of the night. Fluffy bunny slippers. Definitely drinks chamomile tea every night. Canonically goes to bed at like 7/8 PM.

[myunghology]

I HAVE A REQUEST!! 💞💞 Only if its not too much btw ( my acc’s been acting up so would you mind tagging me if you do decide to do my request )

Perhaps you could do Kaeya/Thoma/Itto cuddling hc’s? I love these boys with all my heart <3

summary ! kaeya, thoma, itto cuddling headcanons. pairings ! kaeya, thoma, itto x gender neutral! reader. author's note ! the writers block is real guys. ALSO OH MY GOD ITS BEEN A MONTH IM SORRY, also my @ doesn't work when it comes to your user huhuhuhu

\\ KAEYA

mimimimimimi

guys im a visual learner so

okay sorry my bad, i just dont know how to explain HELP

im visualizing half spoon here, you cant tell me that, that is not kaeya if you search it

if you dont agree then

?? why are you still here

LEAVE! SHOO!

okay sorry back to the topic, kaeya is laying on his back and then you're laying on your side, your hand on his chest, or you can place your head on his chest too

i also feel like he's a light sleeper, so whenever you try to get up to get water in the middle of the night, he probably comes with you.

but then again i feel like he also sleeps pretty late

or he sleeps pretty early, theres no in between..

he gets tired too you know!!!!!!!

also your place rarely ever switches by cuddling, but if you get lucky, then maybe it does?

but its like, a one time sight. probably when he's sick or something.

im not saying its impossible.. but its kaeya..

spooning is also another alternative! him naturally as the big spoon.

again, its rare if you guys switch places, but in this cuddling position i dont think its that rare.

maybe just uncommon, more when h's feeling clingy,

\\ THOMA

another light sleeper

i think the position that suits him the most is face to face cuddling, he just likes to wake up looking at your face first thing in the morning.

okay.. that sounded weird. but you know what i mean!!!

WAKES YOU UP TO BREAKFAST IN BED

my bad this isnt waking up with them headcanons

back to the topic, you'd hold hands while cuddling too.

it just gives him a comfort that even he cant describe

funny coming from a writer innit LMFAOOOO

also un-related, but he offers for you to lay on his lap while hes knitting or something

and when you accept, HE LIKE.. DOESN'T MOVE AT ALL

because he doesn't wanna make you uncomfortable awww

( im gonna kill myself )

no seriously he absolutely doesn't move, he doesn't care if his legs get numb or even when he's already finished, he doesn't get up unless you do

especially when you end up falling asleep

unless he really has to go to the bathroom

guys priorities okay

you guys sometimes wake up to taroumaru jumping on the bed waiting for his food because you guys may or may have not woke up late

\\ ITTO

.. guys look at whos the odd one out here

deep sleeper, you cant tell me less

theres a small part of me telling me that he isnt because he wants to be alert, but im leaning more to the deep sleeper one

oh also, pretty similar to kaeya.

but switching positions really isnt rare with itto

if you want to switch then who is he to complain.

wrong he actually complains first before giving in, he acts like he doesn't want to but he actually does

hes such a manloser i love him

ofcourse you usually wake up first

like it or not he also probably snores

you mostly sleep with your head on his chest

who doesn't want their head on his chest

honestly.

you have something wrong in your head if you dont

may ubo ata utak mo eh

WAKES UP IN THE MOST QUESTIONABLE POSITIONS EVER

but then i do too so why am i judging

[the-cal-zone]

aw yes the eepy mimir ^_^ he is so honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimimi (eridan is honk mimimimimi, cronus is def honk shoe. change my mind)

(bros snug as a bug in a rug. bro is TUCKED IN. bro is going beddy-bye.)

[positroniccunt]

just ended a raise negotiation text conversation with my boss with “honk shoo mimimimimimi” because i am going to sleep but i’m suddenly realizing it might have sounded like i’m bored/think he could do better. im chuckling hehfjdjdjdk

[pretendthisisaname]

Hmm but no how? Can't do but want purple. Hate purple. Ubly oob soup? Soop. Sop. Soap mope rope. Ryhme time NO! Yeeeeees? Nooooo... why? How do? How don't. Bee bah mee mah papa papaya mimimimimimi mim do re me fa so latte doe do la so fa me ray foe. Try to might do? No try might don't. Maaaaybe? Maybe no. Not you him he. Pretense postent tense tense tent tennet. Loooooove haaaaaaaat :3. But why T_T becaucause mwahaha. Ham. Turkey? HAM. noooooo sad :( but turkey hame grossest twinkle twankle stupid stair why I wander how you fair. Rain stain go a way come to gain an other may. One too tree fore ive sex eleven ate mine tenor. Seenor juneior fresh man soft more. Element airy high as a kite school. Jobs ew. A dolt kidding ten babe. No say buy :( I want stew but no acid for cook. Sad go make stew with puke now. Buuuuuuuuuuuuy 👋

Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.

[thestarlightbrigade]

omg the head honkcho does go honk mimimimimimi! Its true. hes a silly lil guy in an evil trench coat

"How preposterous! I am neither silly or little you see. Nor am I hiding in a trench coat. Quite the opposite actually. I'd rather be in something more comfortable, but then I wouldn't be able to appear in public now. Cease this tom foolery."

[ihatebnha]

people talking about pro heroes buying you cars and nails and mimosas whereas i’d try to donate to as many charities as i could without them noticing

[mukuharakazui]

she dealt with asian family drama like no one else did and all the fanbase did was hate her

[localvoidcat]

ml!adam and Jonah driving away from the house panicking as both an alternate and an officer chases them meanwhile mark's in the back of the car like this