#hes deffo over 10... we know that

[gorillaxyz]

i cherish every moment i jave with him because ill never know which will be the last

[bl00d1nk]

ꜱʟᴀꜱʜᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴꜱ; ᵈᵃᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉᵐ

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:

​🇨​​🇭​​🇦​​🇷​​🇦​​🇨​​🇹​​🇪​​🇷​​🇸​: brahms heelshire, patrick bateman, herbert west

​🇼​​🇦​​🇷​​🇳​​🇮​​🇳​​🇬​​🇸​: slashers ofc, brahms lack of hygiene, brahms being possesive, brahms stalking you basically,patrick being a dick, vauge nsfw in patricks, dead people obvi, body snatching, also not read over so if theres any mistakes whoopsies

​🇦​​🇺​​🇹​​🇭​​🇴​​🇷​​🇸​ ​🇳​​🇴​​🇹​​🇪​: first time writing for slashers omds + writing for the first time properly in like a year so teehee also lemme know if you want this for other slashers :PPP also i tried to write this v gn but idk if i acc did so pls gimme suggestions on how to keep everything in my writing inclusive plsss!!! also if ur wondering what "w/" means it just means with im just too lazy to write with teehee

¬𝙱𝚁𝙰𝙷𝙼𝚂 𝙷𝙴𝙴𝙻𝚂𝙷𝙸𝚁𝙴¬

𖦹 stinky

𖦹 i dont mean that in a funny way like this man fucking REEKS

𖦹 this means you will have to get him to wash himself

𖦹 only perk of that is showering n bathing w/ him, its a real big part of your relationship

𖦹 he likes it because hes close to you and it gives him a lot of comfort and feels really cared for if you wash his hair for him + likes the feeling of your fingers massaging his scalp

𖦹 he likes leaving things he thinks you'll like all around the house

𖦹 he found a crusty ass ring he'll think you'll like?KABOOSH!!!!! its on the bathroom counter

𖦹 he also doesn't take too kindly to anyone you talk to that isn't him, he gets really jealous n upset over that

𖦹 this makes him extremly bratty unfortunately

𖦹 prepare for him being in the walls and banging on them for hours on end to piss you off and placing that stupid doll everywhere just to get a scare out of you

𖦹 will literally refuse to do anything for you

𖦹 buttt you can make it up to him by telling him theres nothing to worry about n making him a wee sandwich + giving him kisses, easy peasy squeeze the lemon (im really hoping some of yous got that reference)

𖦹 brahms also likes cuddling

𖦹 a lot

𖦹 you're sitting down reading or on your phone? not without him on your lap nuzzing into your neck having a wee nap

𖦹 you might end up with dead legs by the end of it but hey! it was worth it

𖦹 probably......

𖦹 he just stares at you a lot but dw! not in a creepy way (from his perspective at least), he's just admiring your beauty

𖦹 really likes it when you read to him + it puts him to sleep

𖦹 also loves it when you brush his hair, surprise surprise it also puts him to sleep

𖦹 CLINGY!!!!!!!!! so very very very very CLINGY

𖦹 if you leave the room for a second he will follow doesnt matter if he knows where you're going he will follow

𖦹 gets so upset if you leave during cuddling even if its to pee

𖦹 he will whine n grasp n tug at what you're wearing in an attempt to get you to stay w/ him

𖦹 the time he spends following n watching you could be stalking atp

𖦹 seperation anxiety? he knows her, very well

𖦹 will cry if you leave the house until you come back, n the moment you do he practically jumps you, crying and wailing into your shoulder begging you not to leave him ever again

𖦹 will have no intentions of letting go of you for the rest of the day

𖦹 he also really like sleeping in the same bed w/ you

𖦹 he likes that he knows you're there, you can tuck him in, read to him, cuddle him, give him forehead kisses n comfort him in case he has a nightmare or vice versca

𖦹 n e ways 8.5/10 -1 for stinkyness, -0.5 for well him being him ig

¬𝙿𝙰𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙲𝙺 𝙱𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙼𝙰𝙽¬

𖦹 before i get into this one i actually hate patrick bateman w/ a burning passion for very obvious reasons so i struggled HARD w/ this

𖦹 alr so we all saw that les mis poster in the opening scene so he deffo would bring you along to watch any high end musicals w/ him

𖦹 SKINCARE!!!!!!!!! he has a whole ass ROUTINE which he will explain to you in great detail and explain why the water has to be a certain temp n why this needs to be put on this way n that needs to be put on that way

𖦹 would let you do skincare on him but beware that he will check the entire ingredients list before you put it on his face

𖦹 its rather boring to listen to but he looks so proud of himself while explaining it, how could you not listen?????

𖦹 he spoils you rotten like its acc so bad

𖦹 you wanted those fancy ass pairs of shoes? they're already in your hands

𖦹 you want a reservation at dorsia? you've got one

𖦹 you literally want anything in the world? you'll have it before you even know you want it

𖦹 he obviously doesn't like people apart from himself so when he found the slightest bit of attraction to you he immediatley became infatuated with you and your life

𖦹 why were you making him feel this way? how were you making him feel this way? was it sorcery? was he going insane? yeah

𖦹 suprise suprise this did lead him to asking you out which led you up to here getting whatever you want

𖦹 hes a jealous fucker i can tell you that

𖦹 especially when he sees you within a 6ft distance of paul allen

𖦹 he storms over and makes some passive aggresive comment toward the two of you and then tries to keep himself cool w/ some swanky inner monologue and eventually drags you away because he "needed to talk to you"

𖦹 spoiler alert, he didn't

𖦹 all this leads to is some rather lewd acts back at his apartment as he tries to reassure himself that he's much better than paul allen and taunts you asking if you think paul allen could make you feel this way

𖦹 rants on to you about his music collection and explains how he thinks this song led them to stardom and someone was an idiot for not releasing this and that as a single and not putting these songs in this album and yadayadaya

𖦹 great if you actually are bothered to listen to him rant on for ages horrific if you aren't, gets quite offended if you don't show much interest in his music

𖦹 i get if if you don't tho, its really something...

𖦹 we all know this man is a complete germaphobe so be absolutley horrifically aware of that unless you fancy getting yelled at

𖦹 he love love LOVESS watching texas chainsaw massacare with you, he loves it when you twos just sit there in silence and cuddle while watching people get brutally attacked n chased, how romantic!

𖦹 finds it funny when you grimace or go 'oh my god' at any brutal scene in it

𖦹 touchy

𖦹 v e r y t o u c h y

𖦹 at any public event he always has a hand snaked around your waist or has his arm linked in yours

𖦹 even in is apartment he still has that hand snaked aorund your waist

𖦹 not a fan of kissing bc he's a germaphobe but because he knows were you've been most of the time he dislikes it a little less

𖦹 prefers giving forehead kisses tho as its quick and much more hygenic than lips

𖦹 god that was tough to write but overall, 7.5/10, -2.5 for being himself. i hate him too much to give him a better rating so ja

¬𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙱𝙴𝚁𝚃 𝚆𝙴𝚂𝚃¬

𖦹 i am so horrendously excited to write this because for the last like 4 days i have not stopped thinking about reanimator, i eat sleep breath the franchise, and herbert west is such a giggle so teehee

𖦹 alright if you're not in the science field or have any connection to dan hes probably not going to take an interest in you as you're not one of his areas of interest

𖦹 if you are in the category of herbert wests interests well done! he tolerates you

𖦹 like patrick would notice how weird he felt around you and would probably blame it on 'primal urges' ew

𖦹 he would most likely ignore them until he can't, and it eventually all bubbles over and he just can't resist inviting you to his basement of wonders

𖦹 he just watches you intently the entire time your there much like brahms does, also not in a creepy way (in his eyes) just admiring you

𖦹 he probably goes on a rather detailed explanation of his work and what he did to get here

𖦹 if you ever feel a lil faint abt all that stuff he just puts a reassuring hand on your shoulder cuz hes a lil awkward

𖦹 lowkey enlists you alongside dan to go steal bodies and experiment on them

𖦹 if you ever get attacked by one of the re-animated he literally doesn't leave your side, mainly to see the severity of your injuries to examine the strength of the reanimated and the other tiny bit because he cares for you

𖦹 has shit talking sessions about dr hill w/ you, it mainly consists of him getting rather heated over the fact he plagiarizes his work and ya know the whole 6-12 mins thing

𖦹 is very clingy with you when dr hill is around as he doesn't want him to make any creepy ass remarks about you so he sticks to your side like he sticks to his research

𖦹 really appreciates is when you cook for him as he's a total basement dweller and doesn't leave it for food

𖦹 so lets say you actually did make something for him he would be really surprised and would be rather amused that you care enough to make him something and he'll gladly eat it

𖦹 also doesn't sleep a lot, so if and when he comes up from the basement he will be taking a nap on you

𖦹 speaking of him taking naps, he'll just plonk on top of you when he wants to take a nap so

𖦹 yay!!!

𖦹 like patrick with music herbert will rant on about science to you

𖦹 at any time, like you could be in bed ready to finally sleep and then he starts rambling about the R.E.M cycle and how benificial sleep is for the body yet he gets absolutley NONE

𖦹 isn't very good at expressing affection for you bc he's herbert so those naps and his rants are actually his way of showing he rlly likes you

𖦹 kissing isn't his favourite thing in the world bc of germs and stuff, so he presses quick kisses to your forehead, nose and cheek such a gentleman

𖦹 but, when herberts all whiny and annoyed at life he will be down for a cheeky make out sesh

𖦹 he gets very flustered after it which is pretty funny to watch so he usually distracts himself with science

𖦹 i genuinely couldn't tell you if he would use petnames or not

𖦹 will use your name 99.9999999999% of the time, just maybe will call you darling

𖦹 just maybe.....

𖦹 n e ways dunno what else to write so 8.9/10, -1.1 for being a body snatcher ig

omds that was so hard and I was gonna add more characters but i kinda got lazy but PLEEEAAAASSEEEE lemme know what you guys thought ty :3

[wosoamazing]

Sad Times & Surprises

Summary: You get upset because everyone seems to be ignoring you on camp.

Warnings: None?

A/N: It's only short and I deffo have written better fics. Hope you like it. Also this was based of a request but I can't find it....

You lightly knock on the door, Sam opens it.

“W-where is Steph?”

“Kyra isn’t feeling too well, so she is just with her currently, I don’t know if she is coming back or not”

“Oh okay, don’t worry then,” You start to turn around.

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing, it doesn’t matter” you said bitterly, you hadn’t completely fixed your relationship with Sam, you weren’t sure if you could trust her.

“It clearly isn’t nothing,” she said putting a hand on your shoulder to stop you walking away “you wouldn’t come knocking on Steph’s and my door if it wasn’t nothing, it has to be quite a big something considering you’re here in front of me.,” you hated how well she knew you.

“You don’t have to talk to me, but at least sleep in Steph’s bed, she might come back at some stage,” she moved to the side to let you in, you hesitated for a moment, contemplating what to do before you ultimately found yourself walking into the room, you slumped onto Steph’s bed, and crawled under the covers. However you weren’t able to sleep, and instead finding yourself tossing and turning in the bed.

“Y/N, are you okay?” Sam asked after around 10 minutes, you sat up and looked at her, except you couldn’t respond, your words choked you, and your body quickly let its protective barrier fall, as tears started to stream out. You didn’t really know what was wrong. It seemed to be millions of miniscule things, some of which you couldn’t even pinpoint what they were, they just all seemed to have joined and become too much and now you were here, sobbing, in a room, in a bed that wasn’t yours. Sam quickly got out of her bed and joined you in Steph’s bed, pulling you into a tight hug, you melted in her arms, she held your hand and rubbed it with her thumb, trying to help comfort you, you slowly managed to fall asleep

You woke up to Steph in the bed with you rather than Sam. Steph had come back during the middle of the night and was confused when she saw you and Sam asleep in her bed. So she woke Sam up and asked her what was happening, Sam explained before she moved back to her own bed and Steph joined you in her bed.

“Hey, what’s up?” Steph asked after she noticed you were awake. You just shrugged your shoulders in response to her, you didn't actually know what was happening. She hugged you, before you got up to get ready for breakfast.

____

The rest of your day went about as usual. Until training.

____

You had to split off in teams and went over to Steph, Kyra and Caitlin as you were usually with them, however they had Mary this time, it was Tony’s decision to swap the strikers around but Steph and Caitlin didn’t get the chance to tell you that before Kyra lied to you to tease you. “We don’t want you in our team anymore, because you’re leaving us.” She said in a childish voice, her comment which you knew she said to be annoying tipped you over the edge, and you could feel tears welling in your eyes. You went over to the drinks, where the staff were, which someone would do if they were injured slightly, however you didn't stop there, instead you just picked up your water bottle and kept walking along the edge of the pitch as tears started to spill from your eyes. Tony looked over to see what was up, but he just received a shrug back from some of the staff, so he looked around at his players.

“I’ll go,” Sam said before jogging to catch up to you, when she did reach you she stopped in front of you before putting her hands on your shoulders.

“Want to tell me what's wrong now?” She asked.

“It’s dumb,” “No it’s not, it’s upsetting you whatever it is, how bout we go round the corner so no one can see us.” You nodded before you both made your way around, you slumped down on the ground and leant against the building, Sam sat down next to you and just waited for you to talk.

“I don’t know what's wrong. I just feel like no one likes me. I feel like everyone thinks I’m the issue and everyone is avoiding me because of last camp.”

“Oh Y/N/N, you know that isn’t true right. Everyone still likes you.” She pulled you in for a hug.

“Then why will no one talk to me, or like only make small talk with me, Ellie even avoided eye contact with me before.” You let out a deep breath “Am I just being too sensitive?” you said as a tear rolled down your cheek.

“No, you aren’t. If you promise not to tell anyone, I have something to tell you,” you nodded at her “Well, I might have organised a surprise for you with the team, you know, because you’re moving to Barça, but I told them not to say anything at all, not even that we have a surprise. And you know the team, they are all huge blabs, so I think they are avoiding you so they don’t slip up.”

“What is the surprise?” you asked her as she started to get up.

“You’ll have to wait and see,” she said, she had her back to you but you knew she was smirking you could even hear it in her voice.

“But Sam.” you whined

“Are we going back to training or what, I’m pretty sure your new captain wouldn’t be happy hearing that her newest addition is slacking off on national camp,” “You wouldn’t” “Oh but I would.” She said as she started jogging back pulling out her phone for effect. 

“Sam, I’m coming. Don’t you dare,” she was joking right.

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

if you still do them, is it okay you do like one shots with ROTTMNT boys and a little sibling reader?

but here’s the thing, the reader is a little pink gecko with yellow spots, they’re around 10 or 9 years old and can run just as fast as sonic the hedgehog and basically have the energy of a golden retriever, they’re like a tiny dragon and it’s adorable yet SO. FREAKING. EXHAUSTING!!

❝ pink bubbles and banana laffy taffy!! ❞

₊˚꒰🥞꒱‧ — 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐱 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠!𝐠𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐨!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

｡˚ 𓂋 🍋﹒✦﹒✿ ˚

❝l ɑׁׅ֮/ꪀׁׅ : okay i had to squeeze this one out because OHMIGOSH it is SO. CUTE!!!! i literally got soso excited when i read this because how did you know i'm legitimately obsessed with geckos?! 😭 i literally downloaded picsart to make that collage and wrote this in the span of a day or two because i got so excited aausghshdh !! fluffybun24, fluffy, darlin'. grips your shoulders and brushes your cheek tenderly. thank you. also, i'm just now realizing you asked for one shots after the fact ajsjjhd I AM SO SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL AFTER RE-READING IT after writing this whole thing out XD DX but foremost, i must tell you that i mostly do my fandom writing in headcanon/reaction formats !! :(( one shot(s) aren't really my forte . . . albeit, i do hope this is just as good !! o7

(honorable mention: @agentturtlecupcake *HARSHLY NUDGES YOU* HEY. HEY LOOK. LOOKLOOKLOOOKLOKKOKLOKOOOKKLLOOOOOOOK. IT'S the, k-KID-🩷💛)

˙🍋 ̟ !! ─ oh my goodness me, you are the simultaneous love and light, the bane and exhaustion, of everyone's respective lives.

don't get me wrong, your family absolutely adores you!!

especially since you're :(( the baby :(( aww :(((

it just, kinda freaks everyone thafuq OUT when you zip and zoom and flash everywhere

just. a maniacal streak of pink and yellow.

they don't know peace because of you. (affectionate!)

like they will be mindin' their whole business in its entirety and here you come

"*walks into the main living room* heeeeeyy, anybody seen my jupiter jim issue— [*nyooom!*] SWEET MOTHER OF G O D–"

it's not like you ever have ill intentions, tho 🥹 so it's okay.

"they're cute so it's okay!" — all of your siblings at one point, probably

while they do accept your golden retriever tendencies, it be givin' them gray hairs fr 💀✋

especially because you're so f a s t

you're there one moment then next thing they know you're halfway across the entire lair, tittering and chirping happily away.

˙🍋 ̟ !! ─ so, over the course of your life, they've all developed their own designated role when keeping up with you:

raph . . .

being the oldest definitely feels the most responsible for you and acts on it! he himself has developed a sixth sense for when you zoom by and can catch you with (relative) ease every time, and has definitely saved your butt from like. accidentally crashing into a wall or smth sjsjsj

but big bubba can't prevent everything :\ so you have gotten some owies !!

but you can always count on him to be there to help you feel better.

he's your biggest bro 🥹 he always makes you feel better.

but i imagine u're also a maniacal little shit (*cough* thanks leo *COUGH*)

so sometimes you just, str8 up run away from him like ACTIVELY escape his grasp

it deffo takes some effort 😮‍💨 (petition : #saveraphfromhissiblings /lh)

"[NAME]?! Get back here, you little speed monster!!"

*cue toiny baby gecko squealing and The Daily Chase commencement*

oh yeah. it's a daily occurrence.

you stress him out 🤣😭 but it's okay. :))

(after catching you in his hands, holding you up to eye level): "Alright, you little goober. That's enough outta ya today." "But Raaaaph!!"

and then you can't really do anything because raph knows your sweet spot, your little switch, that melts you like putty - a little patch riiiight in the center of your upper back, a well-pressurized scritch is all it takes really, and oh. there we go. down for a nap !

however you simply must have your grand rebellion moments and give him arm gummy bites the entire time but he's the just personification of "😇😌"

ain't no doubting he loves you tho. adores you, really; your bright bubbliness is what makes him smile most days, and even tho your energy is a bit much for him to keep up with, and he'd really like it if you stopped fighting him for afternoon naps sometimes, i don't think he'd change it for the world.

leo . . .

is one who's fairly on par with your hyperactivity, so he's the one we all turn to when your excitement is bubbling over into something a liiiiittle too much :'))

playing tag when you're zooming to and fro is one of you guys' favorites.

but sometimes he doesn't play fair and uses his odachi to teleport >:((

and if you get genuinely upset, he just scoops you up and blows raspberries on your soft lil tummy.

he's the only one who can wear you out so he's an essential part of everyone's lives asksksjd

but bc of this

HE PROBABLY USES YOU AS COLLATERAL TO GET THINGS HE WANTS I'M NOT EVEN PLAYIN

"LEO!!! Ugghhghhh, can you please handle them?!"

"Mmmhmmmmmmm....."

"L E O ಠಗಠ! For the last time, you are NOT choosing for movie night tonight and the kind of pizza!! You've had it all week!!!"

"Ohh, suddenly I have no capability for one very specific baby cotton candy-banana pudding gecko..... Shame. Woeful, horrible, terrible, shame—"

"LEO!!!"

he's a jerk, but he's highkey your idol and he would give the entire world for you in a heartbeat, so :))

donnie . . .

acts like your hyperactivity is an inconvenience...... but in reality, he doesn't mind it.

(only when it compromises his tech. you've only had one to two incidents involving his lab before permanent damage control was done and it's been this way ever since. 😭✋)

sure, sometimes your wild nature can make him cringe on bad days, but what's a sibling if they don't get tired of your antics once every while?

it's healthy development !!

plus. he himself has his moments where his lowkey descent into madness shows its peak, so he can't really talk.

you've all got your quirks, y'know? (/ref)

in truth he accepts it as a part of you, and he loves all of you - i mean c'mon, you're his baby sibling.

and even tho he doesn't openly admit it nearly as much as the rest of your family - he really does think you're adorable.

and in more truth: donnie takes care of you a lot. like- as soon as you started showing signs of your speediness and just-consumed-five-bags-of-candy excitement levels, he completely baby proofed the lair 😭

and you can't tell me he didn't know you'd possess those superhuman levels of speed bro you CAN'T

that man is a scientist and he leaves no stone unturned, especially when it comes to his family.

he has you microchipped too sjjsjdh

[ i just thought of this just now, actually: he and leo are a team when it comes down to your genetics/biological health. donnie researches with his stem-augmented brain and studies your dna down to the very microfiber; leo adapts with his medical affinities to make sure you're the healthiest little gecko mutant kiddo you can be. <3 ]

WE MAY HAVE MADE FUN OF HIM AT THE MOMENT, because how much harm can one baby gecko do Donnie you silly fool honhonhonhon BUT HE'S THE ONLY 👏 ONE 👏 WHO CAME IN CLUTCH.

very much "who's laughing now?"

certainly donnie. my bet's on donnie.

"THEY ALL LAUGHED. THEY CALLED ME A SILLY FOOL. BUT FEAST YOUR EYES, BRETHREN. EATETH THY WORDS!!" "..... Raphie! Bonbon's doin' that crazy scientist shtick again!!" "[NAME]. >:("

on another note, i feel donnie would extend that branch of 'baby-proofing' and relate it to the gift he created for you. [ ref: s1/ep2 — "donnie's gifts" ]

maybe it was something like . . . a malleable sludge, some sort of putty, that melded perfectly over your legs whenever you were starting to get too speedy.

you were initially excited over the cute little metal band anklets gifted to you by your older brother, buuut once it activated .... :((

it made you big sads. :((

being a little speedykins was your most defining trait !! why would donbon try to take that away from you?? :(( donnie :((( donbon why :(((

.... what you don't know, (and me either tbh, we never got that 'explanation' from the inventor himself), is that donnie made it with your specs in mind.

geckos are able to climb vertical surfaces (with some exceptions of course, but for the most part !!) — when activated, those little "putty bands" would've aided in that.

because donnie knows how much you love to run around, especially climbing up the walls, but you can't stick up there forever.

was it made to simultaneously slow your ass down? yes. 🤣😭

(he's only one man what do you want from the poor guy ☠✋ your drive by's were enough to send him into cardiac arrest every time)

...... was it made to adhere to nearly any and every surface texture known to man & mutant kind? for an unprecedented amount of time? with the intentions of you having so much fun with it? also yes.

was it made with intricate care and with, overall, your best interests at heart?

yes.

but after the whole ordeal, he really did mean it when he says you're great just the way you are. :))

in your calmer moments, he likes to have you wrap around his shoulders like a fashion designer scarf and taps at your cute little tail, half as a stim, half as a gesture of affection, while he's in the lab focusing on his latest project

or even just. vibing. y'all are primetime vibey.

he finds your weight comforting. like a tiny weighted pillow.

and he'll never admit that he feels his heart nearly burst with love and pure fondness when you yourself happily curl up into your brother and fall asleep there, cooing softly into his ear.

he built a little comfort bed/pillow extension for you in his battle shell for such occasions <3

but he prefers the sibling cuddles without his shell on.

he trusts you, after all.

(i will never financially recover from this aksjddh SOBBING)

mikey . . .

is exceptionally good at matching all of your moods: your bubbly hyperactivity and bringing you to a calmer, serene state !!

how does he do it. 🧍

he catches you in his arms and strokes/scratches your back to calm you down, and it works like a charm every time !

he never has to use dr. delicate touch on you. despite being the closest in age, surprisingly, you listen to mikey very well !

call it survivor's intuition 🫠 orrrr just the fact that you and mikey are very close and in-tune with one another,

whenever he calls it quits for you - no matter how much you might whine and pout - you genuinely do tone it down.

i know i said this for leo too but i feel like mikey just has that magic touch. yenno?

no pun intended. ha.

but en ee wayz !! yusssss, mikey and [name] are the cutest little goobers.

y'all deffo get roped together being the "babies" of the family,

and despite mikey wanting to outfit that mold — mostly by means of appeasing to raph's overprotective tendencies — he babies you a bit too !!

you like to poke fun. you're observant, clever little thing. you call mikey out on it, going so far as to call him a hypocrite,

and whether you guys have a serious discussion or not is completely up to you !

but for the time being he just pets your head and affectionately tells you to hush, and keeps right on babying you.

he likes being your older brother !! so sue him !!

dynamics change the older you guys get =] so who knows what the future has in store?

you're one of his favorite muses. your color palette never fails to strike inspiration within him 🎨✨

when he catches your pink n' yellow blur in passing, he can come up with an entire idea for murals to tag around, don't play w him

he likes to do body paint on you too !! :))

(completely safe + free of harmful chemicals wbk)

probably makes flowers out of your polka dots (he definitely calls them that) or connects them to make a bigger picture.

he made an entire field of flowers and koi fish pond encompassing your back one time and you absolutely loved it.

you'll always be his little muse 💔

"[Nameeee]!!~ C'mere, polka dot! You wanna see if I can make a constellation this time?" "YAY!!!!" "Wait- waitwaitWAITWAIT SLOW DOWN—" [ *cue wii bowling ball strike sound sequence* ]

˙🍋 ̟ !! ─ ahaaa. overall, you're their cute little ball of sunshine. their little sugar carnival. their little pink bubblegum and banana laffy taffy gecko baby! and — while you being.... you, can get just shy of unbearable sometimes, they wouldn't trade you for this world and all the others.

after all, what's a family if you don't accept every part of them? no matter how exhausting it is. <3 you're a handful, but that's why you've got six pairs. and as the years go on, it only grows.

@chachachannah + @sweetparty for the dividers 🩷 @cureqt for the cute emoji combo 💛 & pinterest for the pictures! [the collage is by me!!] 🥰

⟆ ˙🍋 ̟ !! ─ further author notes . . .

™ : as always, susceptible to future editing for grammatical/formatting corrections !!

i absolutely loveddd writing this!! and for the intricacy, this is the quickest i've ever pulled a request-bun fresh from the oven!! :o kudos to you, fluffy! <3 i do hope you like this as much as i did aaaa!! now i've got polka dot gecko sibling brainrot. 🥴 it's true: you never know it's a good idea until it's presented to you !!

a couple of fun facts: "sugar carnival" is a term coined by me, in reference to one of my free verse poems a while back! i, also, consider myself a sugar carnival being at most times ˶ᵔᗜ ᵔ˶ & i came up with the title on the spot after hearing + envisioning "pink gecko with yellow spots". ideal color combo, criminally underrated. fluffy your brain deserves a pedestal and i will personally create it for you with my bare hands.✋🩷💛

╰┈➤ tues. jan 23, 9:18 pm, '24.

[tonycries]

Tell nonny drop the @ so a tall sub woman can slide in their dms 😔 "i can grab her"??? Hello thats modern day romeo and juliet!! Also hdjsk you and me on the same wavelength bc i absolutely did mean to say baby daddy and not sugar daddy in that one ask but i agree but i drooled over it regardless 🥵 to apologize i will now tell u how much time i hc it will take for sugar daddy jjk to fall in love w their sugar baby : nanami (starts falling around 5 months and is in love by 9 months), gojo (2 months for him to admit it but probably like 3 weeks in lol), geto (hmmm....7 1/2 months) sukuna (he doesnt love you. whore) and then chocho and toji are dq'd bc sugar babiessss heheh

DJHSDJS TALL NONNIE COME OUTT YOU HAVE ANOTHER ADMIRER HERE 😭😭

And ahaha I thought soo but I was also like mhm sugar daddies yum 😋😋 And YES so true about Gojo falling in love the fastest, honestly two months is a stretch too - I give it about two weeks.

Don't break my heart like that I CAN and WILL change daddy Sukuna okay 😔

But also on the topic of baby daddies, lemme rank how good they are as baby daddies real quick:

Nanami - 11/10 wtf, husband material he treats you like a QUEEN and EVERYONE is gonna know. Definitely puts a massive ring on it too if he hasn't already.

Gojo - 9.5/10 money money money buys out every single baby store in Tokyo. Deffo cries when the baby is born, only downside is he probably whines for attention, too.

Geto - 9/10 a single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops - except Geto is the single mom. Jkjk but he's already raised two daughters, ughhh he'd be so perfect.

Choso - 7.5/10 has absolutely NO idea what to do but he's such a cutie oh my god. If Gojo was crying when the baby was born, Choso here was just outright BAWLING okay? Give him love pls.

Sukuna - 5/10 either he accidentally tries to eat the kid or spoils him rotten okay. Deffo primes the baby to be an heir, RIP your sanity when you have both Sukuna AND a mini-Sukuna running around.

Toji - 3/10 I mean we all know how this one goes.

[hazard-c-horror]

spawns in ur inbox with my hands politely folded. hello hazard-c-horror. it's been quite a few days now, and i've only Continued to fall down the dandy's world rabbit hole eihsihssh SO, since you're the only Other Person i know about that's Insane abt D.W *and* SAMS, i would like to throw Thoughts inspired by your SAMS x D.W au I've been having .D.

i was hella inspired by the character sheets you made for moon, eclipse, lunar, and solar, so. take some Thoughts for how sun, earth, and kc would work in the game digsgskqj

(btw- this disclaimer might be a bit silly- but idk if you already have Planned Out Stuff for these characters n their abilities n stuff, and i Apologize if you do- this isnt me trynna like take over your au or smtn, its just me being autistic dgsigaiya that being said, do with these ideas as you will, you have free reign over anything you do w them lmao)

Sun:

OKAY so yk how he can turn ppl into geese n stuff in canon? i feel like his transformation magic could actually be his ability. as a toon, he has the ability to turn either Himself or other toons into an object (like a soda can or chocolate bar) for 5-ish seconds. he could do this to Instantly de-agro any twisted's chasing either him or other toons, and the 5 second break could be just enough time for stamina to rebuild so even if the twisted does still spot the de-transformed toon again, they have more time/stamina to run and hide

THAT BEING SAID. his twisted form would be the exact Opposite of this- he'd be able to mask himself as an item and attack/agro onto any toon who'd try to pick him up. he'd be a lot like twisted rodger, just for items instead of capsules. and ofc there would be things making it obvious that the item wasn't trustworthy- like discoloration or added bits on it. if you have a keen eye, avoiding him is Easy :)

i have like a couple thoughts for his mastery item. first one that came to mind was a Cat Plush, which when equipped it has a “calming effect”, and ups your stealth up by around 10-ish percent, making it harder for twisted's to spot you. but then i also thought “haha Wine Bottle”, which i thought that (when close enough) it could instill the “confused” effect on nearby twisted's, and make it harder for them to see nearby toons. so both items would do the same thing, just go about it in different ways

Earth:

she deffo has an ability like tisha's or shelly's, where it helps out the other players instead of herself. im thinking she's able to heal others for one heart every two minutes. a basic ability, but bro methinks this game needs a healer besides teagen, who can only heal herself dosyohsshs the Easy way to go about it is that she can just.. go up to (aka Click) on another player to heal them, but she could also just have a “medical bag” on hand where she whips hella bandages out the wazoo and gives them to whoever needs em dishiaha

okay as a twisted this girl gives me MAD razzle and dazzle vibes in how she functions. but instead of sleeping, i can imagine her constantly Crying and remaining in one smalllll specific area, patrolling it, almost. she can be led away by Distractors (goob, pebble, ect), but once they've de-agroed her, she'll start slowly walking back to her patrol spot. the best way to deal with her is to have someone else agro her and lead her around while You fix the machine she's working on, or vice versa :) but you Can still beat her on a solo run, bc she has rather slow walk-speed when getting back to her patrol spot where you could beat her back to it after leading her away. it'd just be a Lot easier w multiple people digdihsah

and her item?? first thing that came to mind is a barbie doll. or just a “pink girl doll” bc. copyright sigsiszvah it would be an Active item (like the wrench or bottle of pop), where at the start of every round, she could place it down somewhere, and it makes noise, which leads the nearest twisted right to it. ofc we dont want it Too op, so once a twisted makes contact with it, its destroyed and returns back in earths inventory, ready to be used next round .D.

Killcode:

kc is a Complex one- i think this guy would have slow walk speed, but a fast run speed. so i think he'd be a good “distraction” character, like goob or pebble. HOWEVER. i think it'd be sick as *hell* if his ability, using his size, literally made it so that he could momentarily Pick Up Other Toons and carry them away from any twisted's chasing them. he'd prolly only be able to do so for 3-ish seconds, but it could be a saving grace for anyone out of stamina being chased .D.

now. as a Twisted. this👏man👏deserves👏lethal👏status👏 his name is LITERALLY KILLCODE i refuse to believe he cant one-shot a bitch sisgiaga due to him literally being a Being made to perfectly hunt/kill, i think how twisted kc would act is that he'd spawn in at the start of a new floor, a Sound Queue would play so that toons know he's on the floor. and now he's just.. somewhere. hiding. *waiting*. hes normally spawned behind corners or nearby machines, where its either easy to run into him or hard to avoid him. hes not Impossible to beat tho- i imagine he emimates a very quiet sound byte, so hes still avoidable on blackout floors, even if he's not visible. and that byte also helps on just normal floors too ofc. best way to deal with him is to listen to his sound queues and *be very aware of your surroundings*. cause if he spots someone, he is *hard* to lose, and hes lethal if he gets ya. once freed from his waiting spot, he's not going back to it. instead, he'll be moving around the map like a faster, but also Louder, dandy. Scary!!

aaand his item. i came up with a “soup ladel”. cause. heh. yk, because he volunteered in soup kitchens in canon? .D.? i think im Funny siosgiaa what it'd do is up the spawn rate of better Food/Drink items on every floor. think instead of soda cans spawning on floor 1, there's a higher/better chance for soda bottles to spawn instead .D.

. this is over 1K WORDS LONG OF AN ASK hazard im so sorry, im Unwell sigihgaisg okay now i go eep for tonight good nini honk shoo honk shoo

Why hello there. Longest inbox I’ve ever received

I love this a lot actually, and thank you for some ideas! Love the trinket ideas especially, will probably use them

I’m just be reading over this like 12 times, because I just love it

It’s also funny bc I had the same idea about Earths ability, so that’s nice. Great minds think alike

I don’t know if I’ll be incorporating Sun’s magic into this, but I did include Eclipse’s so I may use your idea. Bc I also don’t have any ideas for him at the moment

One unfortunate. KC will not be in this au, but I could make a non canon character sheet for him a Solar flare if people wish. Really like your ideas for him!

The soup ladle is my favorite for a trinket lol

In return of theses amazing ideas, I give you a sneak peek

[lostdrarryfics]

lostdrarryfics monthly roundup! June 2024

Below you will find the requests we could not locate in the month of June. Please let us know if you recognize any!

You can also browse our lengthy lost fic masterlist, where we have compiled every request we have been unable to find over the past few years. We're always hoping someone will recognize a fic so we can let the asker know what it was!

1. I read a fic 10-15 years ago about 8th year drarry and their bedroom doors were linked with the person who matched them sexually (obvs drarry matched) it wasn’t on ao3 it was on some old fic website that was a dark green colour. It was deffo an explicit fic.

2. looking for a drarry fic that is also multiple pairings. i read it on ao3, i think 3+ years ago and have been trying to find it since. it's at hogwarts after i think fifth year? harry finds out that students have orgies in the room of requirements, i think its called the five o club or something similar-club, he joins one time and there he fucks draco, the twins, i think also cedric and cho and some others

3. I read it on ao3 and it was fairly long if that helps. It's a fic set after the end of the war, where Draco has gone missing out of the country, Harry finds him living with a group of muggle ocs somewhere, in some sort of shelter, with no memories of his past, not even recalling his name. For most of the fic he's even called by a different name, though I cant remember which

4. I think this fic was fairly known i guess. It was a multi chapter fic. It was set in Hogwarts ( I am not sure if this was the 8th year or not but they were surely not kids). Ron once said that in wizarding world people don't care about gender or sexuality. And that all wizards have a little bit of gayness or poof in them. ( I don't remember the exact wording). Ron also said so we're that draco is pretty and they on care if the person is pretty or not (like not their gender). Hermione and draco have become friends and they were in library talking when Ron came and saw them and he was angry (not too much). Seeing this draco got up and gave Hermione a kiss on the cheek ( he did this with his friends as well, first time he did this to hermione it was an accident). But Ron stopped him by grabbing him from behind and draco just seductively looked over him from his lashes and said Ron. He was then quickly released and gave Hermione one more kiss before going. Ron was then sitting on the table. When Hermione asked him if he was hard () and then started to comfort him like it's fine etc and Ron is just embarrassed and draco is listening to all of this hiding behind a bookshelf. After hearing this he left the library smiling a little. Harry in this fic i am not sure if he thought being gay was bad or not but I remember somewhere that they(trio) were talking about sexuality and muggle saw it as bad and something like this

5. fic where draco referred to the death eaters as "his fathers strange guests" and refused to acknowledge voldy. He mentioned them as having questionable fashion tastes and strange tattoos lol. And everytime harry tried to talk to him about it he would deflect.

FOUND! 6. it was a near direct au of captive prince or perhaps just inspired by so the setting is like foreign fantasy land (do not believe there was magic). it was pretty long, harry was the captured one (for leading a rebellion or such like) and i feel he was often described kinda brutish and draco was described very fair skinned (oppressor cough cough) and etheral perhaps. Definitely was mature or explicit in rating with some detailed sex.

[ymaohoh]

Hellcheer addition! (ignoring the 1 like thing as I just want to write about these two crazy kids) 1. Chrissy being single. 2. So I don't have just one, but the music from the soundtrack 'I wouldn't remember me either' which plays for them? It's a beaut! (bit of a cop-out answer this one, sorry). 3. The ship observed by other people (so alternative POV's - Max, Jason, Dustin etc.) 4. Has to be my own as we only got one damn episode. 5. In the woods, when Chrissy says 'me?' so cute and Eddie is just soft and silly. 6. When Eddie heads back to the trailer with Steve/Nancy/Robin in the Upside Down and there's just a missing 'oh shit this is where Chrissy died' moment I would have liked to see. 7. (god this is tough as there's loads) Eddie being really really into eating Chrissy out. 8. I've seen a lot of fics that take Jason's character maybe too far (though yeah, he was a lunatic in the show). I don't think he'd harm Chrissy. 9. The 'opposites attract' angle. They have no business being so perfect for one another - but they are (second option would be how hot they are as a couple). 10. That Eddie would have to step on Jason's toes pretty severely (thanks Joe) and it would be messy. Ideally Chrissy would end it before getting with Eddie. 11. Deffo canon, thanks, but yeah I need them to come back to life in season 5 for more... Time travel? Alternative universe? Come on, Duffer Brothers. 12. Baldur's Gate 3... I could see them both as Bard's but maybe Chrissy could be a Cleric. Chrissy's BFF is clearly Karlach and Lae'zel scares tf out of Eddie (someone write me a crossover with the whole party being there?) 13. Eddie's easier to write than Chrissy, I think. Some authors really NAIL Eddie. 14. I've not been drawn to another pairing from Stranger Things in the same way - but I do like Chrissy shipped basically with anyone ('cause she's pretty). 15. Chrissy. I'd give her a big hug and we'd hang out watching 80's flicks. My girl needs love and take out. 16. The only way I could see this playing out is if one of them tries being all stupid noble and self-sacrificing. Eddie might so Chrissy goes to college (if she wants to stay behind with him) and Chrissy might because she doesn't want him to get hurt by Jason etc. It wouldn't last. 17. I think so - both have vulnerable spots which everyone can relate to. I find myself very similar to Chrissy (especially at her age). 18. I didn't like Eddie leaving Wayne to find Chrissy's body, but I get that's a character choice and he was scared af. 19. Lots? (and I'm new to the fandom). More are incoming, sorry. 20. You know, I didn't get sucked in when I first watched season 4 but on a re-watch? Yeah. I have no control over my fixations and I re-watched when I was recovering from surgery so...plenty of time to go mad? 21. I'm an angst girl. Always have been (but the smut is HOT too).

(psss pass it on - what do ya'll think?)

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[namtanlovesfilm]

axelle judges bl shows >  My School President

/!\ SPOILERS AHEAD

summary: Tinn has been crushing on Gun for over two years, and decides that senior year is the year he needs to make a move. For that, he becomes the school’s student body president in an effort to help Gun’s music club avoid cancellation.

where to watch: youtube

grade: 8,5/10

pros:

- this show manages to take a very basic story that honestly shouldn’t have lasted more than one episode, and develop it in an endearing, quirky and very interesting direction through its writing. the writing of the show gives so much care to the characters and their feelings, and treats them in honestly such a rare way with making tinngun experience a lot of obstacles with maturity but never break up, as well as giving all the side characters a lot more love than usual. this really took the show from what could’ve been extremely forgettable & seen 50 times before plot, to truly one of the best bls in a while!

- similarly, there’s so much care put into the show: the original soundtrack is really great and the fact that the opening credits changed every 3 episodes to indicate changes in the story & characters was SUCH a good idea! you can tell the creators of the show really put so much effort & thought into it & imo it more than paid off!

- the characters are amazing. I gotta talk about my boi tinn bc he has everything of the “perfect & boring bl love interest” which is a trope I’ve criticized where the love interest is handsome, smart, talented, rich, has everything going on for himself except for a personality, which makes half of a ship so fucking boring in bl shows, but here my boi tinn is my literal fucking fave bc we get to see so much of his point of view. we see him freak out about his crush, be shy, be awkward, etc. but we also see that his family life & the pressure put on him is real, which adds layer to his character. as for gun, he’s equally as amazing, and so much of the show allows him to explore his feelings which makes him such a relatable character. sound is also another fave of mine, he has a great character development just like win, tiw is literally an iconic friend & deffo the mvp of this show, yo got a good storyline about insecurity, and por & phat were adorable and completed the team well. I literally fell in love with this group of friends so much & they absolutely carried the show!

- the acting & chemistry, man. so as you might know already, I’m a hater LMAO. I don’t like new pairings easily at all, especially when it contains both new actors I’ve never seen before. but when I say fourth & gemini stunned me, I really mean it. first of all they have an insanely natural chemistry that really puts a lot of more experienced pairings to shame lol, and it’s the same for satang & winny who play winsound and literally stole the show for me! I swear I started by rolling my eyes at the possibility of winsound & then I got converted real quick LMAO. but apart from that, the acting is just so fucking GOOD. fourth shined the most for me, he brings a vulnerability to his character that is very impressive for his age, but gemini also did an amazing job showing the complexities of tinn. satang also impressed me greatly, this boy has amazing heart eyes & also displays a lot of vulnerability, I hope to see more of him! but honestly everyone did a great job & really sold their characters to me <3

- I feel like what makes this show special is that it doesn’t stay surface level at all. when the guys lose hot wave, another show would show them being disappointed & depressed for one episode and move on, but msp went further by having them internalize their feelings & then ultimately fight once they can’t contain it anymore. them blaming each other then crying & apologizing is honestly one of my favorite scenes of the show?? it was such a real scene that was FELT, and also a great display of friendship there. another good example is the fear of coming out & the wish to hide their relationship, as well as the homophobia experienced by tinngun in the last episode. another show would’ve likely completely skipped through that & showed tinngun accepted by all without batting an eye, but instead by showing tinn’s mother’s uneasiness around her son dating a guy, and that asshole teacher being a complete homophobic dick who thinks he’s in the right, or even those teachers who shook their heads at tinngun being cute at prom, it all felt more realistic & added layers to the show and their relationship where it’s not all sunshine & rainbows, yet they still stay strong & support each other. all of these moments really add a lot of depth & importance to the show, and also strengthen the characters & their relationships a whole lot.

- the pace is also perfect to make it a super entertaining show & I never felt bored for even one minute!

cons:

- as quirky & fun & entertaining as this show was, it is still pretty basic in most of its storylines: gun’s mom being sick, the guys losing hot wave, tinngun’s relationship leaking online... and like honestly that doesn’t take any of my enjoyment of the show away so who cares, but it does keep me from grading this show any higher. yes I literally have nothing else to put in the cons LMAO

would I rewatch it: absolutely! it joined my comfort shows list <3

I expected this show to give me sorta love sick vibes (one of my fave comfort shows), but I didn’t expect it to be a more updated version of a just as healthy couple as phunnoh, giving me a just as vibrant & enjoyable high school slice of life that I love so much. I literally fell in love with this show, man. it was entertaining, and endearing, and honestly it became an instant favorite. I couldn’t recommend it more!

[zombolouge]

twenty questions for fic writers

tagged by the incomparable and enchanting @icescrabblerjerky , and you caught me while I'm already comparing writing stats for other things so this fits in well with that task ;)

1. How many works do you have on AO3? 19 baybeee

2. What’s your total AO3 word count? 2,319,545. I am. Verbose.

3. What fandoms do you write for? Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Legend of Zelda, Ace Attorney, Mystic Messenger, and then I wrote the novelization of the song 6969 by Ninja Sex Party and a Caduceus character study for CR.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

Indefensible (Ace Attorney) has 1,234 (HA!)

As Bright as the Stars (Mystic Messenger) has 1111 (ALSO HA)

Tearing Down the Heavens (Dragon Age: Inquisition) has 730

Hundred Years in the Making (LoZ: Breath of the Wild) has 627

We Are Ferelden (Dragon Age: Origins) has 271

Genuinely really surprised none of the Mass Effect fics are in this category, I'm so proud of those XD

5. Do you respond to comments? Absolutely always, whenever possible. lol I will also ramble at anyone that asks me questions.

6. What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? Probably The Traveler, which I warn you from the very start has a sad ending. It's Dragon Age fic retelling the stories Solas tells of his time dreaming in the Fade, with the trappings of a Doctor Who theme in which he travels through the fade with a series of companions.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? Uhhhhhhh I think probably We Are Ferelden comes closes to a happy ending? Eventually I will give my DA series an actual happy ending though. Most of them end either bittersweet in some way or as a sort of non-ending ending because I know the story continues.

8. Do you get hate on fics? I've gotten a wee bit of hate on the Zelda fic, Hundred Years in the Making, but it was fairly mild. I don't really respond to it much though because it's hard for a stranger to say something that will actually hurt my fee fees XD

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? Oh yeah, sure. Most my fics contain smut of some kind. I don't really write smut without plot, though, it's gotta be a natural part of the narrative or I just lose interest.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? I have not. I just haven't thought of one that caught my attention enough to want to write it down.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? Not that I'm aware of. I have had some lines and suggestions used, but usually that's with credit. lol now I HAVE had jokes and things I've said stolen but that's a bit different.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Nope! I'd prob be open to it but I'd deffo want credited as the OG author.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? Yes! I think it's been orphaned now though lol

14. What’s your all-time favorite ship? I CAN'T CHOOSE THIS. But prob Shakarian.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will? I will finish all my WIPs, how dare you doubt me. (The Traveler would have been my choice for this but I FINISHED IT NOW MOTHERFUCKER)

16. What are your writing strengths? Words....go many. Big words. lmao honestly I don't ever really know. I think I'm good at characterization.

17. What are your writing weaknesses? Brevity.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic? I do it sometimes, but usually make an author's note that it's done with shitty translation software so it will not be Authentic. (if I were putting it in a novel I'd prob pay to have someone look it over, but fic is free and thus my resources put into it are limited lol)

19. First fandom you wrote for? I'm gonna assume the AU crossover I wrote for Pokemon/Dragonriders of Pern/Zelda/Narnia when I was 9 does not count. lol it was Dragon Age tho

20. Favorite fic you’ve ever written? My Mass Effect series, I think. I love different things about all my fics, usually because I was doing different things in all of them, but A Name for the Stars trilogy is something that I'm most proud of. Almost every scene in that serves a plot purpose and I wove a LOT of different things together to create one cohesive thing, and I think if you can get through all of it, it has the biggest bang for the buck. Also I burned that realllll slow XD

I will tag @jusbeinkt and @kesla and @literarypeachtea and @tinkeringteacup (do it if you feel like it, no pressure here frens lol)

[evansbby]

ok i just finished season one of vanderpump rules and here are my views on all the characters: (pls dont spoil anything for me!!)

Stassie - I honestly love her unhinged energy and i admire how at such a young age she knows exactly what she wants and how she should be treated. Sure, she does like to stir the pot in her own love life and she plays games but it’s still honestly really cool how she stands her ground and doesn’t let anyone gaslight her. Still don’t know how she kept giving that manchild Jax so many chances and paying all the bills despite him being 10 years older than her but yeah! She’s deffo my fav character and i truly admire her confidence!

Jax - this manchild pissed me off from day one! Like he’s honestly the biggest loser and the biggest example of how men will have the prettiest most confident girl and yet still fumble the bag and continuously fuck up. I knew he did cheat on her in Vegas!! And it’s not even the cheating part that’s the worst, it’s the way he lied to EVERYONE and maintained his innocence, made Stassie out to be a crazy liar, isolated her from all her friends, started dating another Sur girl 10+ years younger than him who was Stassie’s friend, and totally tried gaslighting Stassie when she knew he cheated on her!!! He is a testament to how fucked up men are! Seriously i cannot believe him yet at the same time I’m not surprised. And to act like that at his big age is insane. Like this is genuinely psychotic behaviour, to maintain a lie and make the girl you supposedly love look crazy??? That is insane…

Scheana - she was kinda underwhelming? Like at first I thought she’d be the main character but all her parts were so boring and Stassie is deffo the main character. I couldn’t care less about Scheana at the recording studio trying to be a singer. Also her makeup was pissing me off lol. I kinda expected her to bring a little more drama, or see some Brandi/Scheana drama but nope. Nothing lol.

Kristen - loser number one. She was supposedly best friends with Stassie for three years yet EASILY ditched her and believed Jax over her and just became a bitch to Stassie as if their friendship meant nothing. Like the biggest lamest loser energy exuding from her. Truly follower energy. Like she follows the crowd and cannot think independently. Like it’s okay to not blindly support your girlfriends but when your supposed bestfriend is being ostracised by everyone, the least you could do is stick up for her? Not ditch her too??? I bet she feels stupid as fuck for believing Jax the liar over Stassie.

Katie - same as Kristen but like… not as bad? Or rather… she’s doesn’t really have much of a personality tbh. A follower lol.

Tom S - he was so irrelevant??? He just seemed to hate Stassie a lot low-key and honestly he gives unhinged energy but we didn’t get much from him so idk.

Laura Leigh - she ate during her speech to Jax at the end lol. She was a lot more mature than him despite only being like 22. She deserved better although she should’ve known better than to get involved with Jax.

Now, onto the reunion and season 2!

[deedala]

Ooooh, good TV meme!!

- Scrubs (TV)

- Almost Famous (film)

- The Office (US, TV)

- Now You See Me (film, seems appropriate today haha)

- Shameless (cause y’know… DUH!)

holy moly you sure gave me an assignment here XDD bless!!

Scrubs 🏥

8/10

I loved Scrubs when it was airing! I just went back and watched a few episodes recently and i think it holds up relatively well!

My favourite character: Dr. Cox probably, just because he's such an over the top douchebag it's extremely funny lol

My least favourite character: It's been a long time since I've watched enough to have a strong opinion about who I like the least but i'm gonna go with Dr. Kelso.

The character I think I'd be friends with: Carla. She's deffo a real one.

The character I think I won't hit it off with: I'm pretty sure Jordan would hate me.

My favourite episode/scene: When Brendan Fraser was on screen 😍

Whose clothing style I like best: Elliot always managed to look so cute in her layered shirts and scrubs

Times I watched it (and if I would again): Probably two complete watch-throughs? I would definitely watch it again!

Almost Famous 🎸 (i know i watched it once but i honestly remember nothing so i'm doing the havent seen it questions lol)

If I've heard of it before: Yes.

If I would watch it: Yes.

If I know any of the actors: Oh for sure, that cast is stacked! Favorite from the cast list though would probably be Anna Paquin

The Office (US) 📄

8/10

My favourite character: Pam

My least favourite character: Andy

The character I think I'd be friends with: lol Pam

The character I think I wont hit it off with: Ryan and I would hate each other lol

My favourite episode/scene: I'm a sap so probably the season premiere where we find out Jim and Pam have secretly started dating.

Whose clothing style I like best: Oh it's gotta be Kelly, right?

Times I watched it (and if I would again): I've re-watched it at least 3 or 4 times. I unfortunately hyperfixated on it for a short period during the panini lol So i'm a little burned out on it but i could see watching through it again one day.

Now You See Me 🎩

7/10 - entertaining and unhinged lol

My favourite character: Jack Wilder

My least favourite character: Thaddeus i guess!

The character I think I'd be friends with: Henley for sure~

The character I think I won't hit it off with: Alma maybe?

My favourite episode/scene: i think when they all meet up in that abandoned apartment and the most absurd "illusions" start to play out hahahaha

Whose clothing style I like best: Henley!

Times I watched it (and if I would again): Probably 3 or 4 including today?? XD I'd watch it again one day next time i am in the mood i guess haha

Shameless 🚬

10/10

My favourite character: ONE??? god it hurts to pick one but today lets say Mickey

My least favourite character: Hmmm....Terry.

The character I think I'd be friends with: I think I could be friends with Mandy. And then she could protect me lol.

The character I think I won't hit it off with: Lip, I would definitely butt heads with Lip hahaha

My favourite episode/scene: how do i even?? Uhmm...club kiss why not?

Whose clothing style I like best: Fiona

Times I watched it (and if I would again): infinite LOL TV/Film/Games Ask Game

[riverstardis]

series 32 episode 39:

the continuity announcer just pronounced alicia completely wrong lmao

ohh it's this connie and elle episode!!!

rash calling connie ma'am and she's like ??? sjsjdjsf

she's asking him to look after mrs b the fish

lmaooo dylan's lost dervla so he sent elle to take connie to her presentation

connie insists on driving elle's car?? surely she isn't insured to do that???

alicia sleeping on the sofa :(

LMAOOO oh yeah david's criminal doppelganger😭😭😭

lmao gem calling rash a suck-up as he's looking up how to look after a fish and he's like "maybe i am!" sjsdjfjgj i love him

alicia's having a go at everyone. "what's she done with the real alicia?" "obviously you're not the only one with a doppelganger" :(

"aw come one comrade miller, we gotta keep fighting the good fight. you and me against the establishment!"

aand mrs b's dead

this episide if so funny, probably the episode most like the stag, the dog, the sheep

aww david's having a full on crisis because of his doppelganger sjsjffjjf

rash having the idea to go and buy a new fish that looks like mrs b instead of owning up to it

lmaoo when they get back to connie's office with the new fish they find noel in there already replacing it because it was actually him that killed her by accidentally knocking a coffee into the tank😭

connie going "i've never been a quitter. i hate losing." and elle going "no, really??" sarcastically SJFJSJF

HELP connie and elle are in the back of a truck😭😭 "seriously, elle, this is your idea of transport?!" "you called me elle" "did i?" sjksdksfj

and there was only one bed

LMAO david's doppelganger! he's being played by jason durr right he must be surely??

aw robyn going "do you think we've all got an evil twin?" and alicia's like "how do you know you're the good one?" while looking at eddie :(

THIS SCENE! i mean this scene is hilarious but i will always be mad that they did a TEXTBOOK only one bed trope only for them to just talk about men😭

"you know the men of the ed? do you ever, you know, look at them?" "oh no, not if i can avoid it"🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

elle asks connie what she would give jacob out of 10 and connie says she's too well brought up for that (i think that's what she says anyway idk it's difficult without captions) and elle says she'd say about a 6 right as connie says 8 sjsfjkdf

elle asking snog, marry, or avoid with charlie, ethan, and rash and connie's like "you'd be all over rash like a rash, wouldn't you?" "that is outrageous" "but accurate" "yeah i'd sort him out" 😭😭😭

them saying dylan wouldn't moan, he'd growl, like a wolf HELPSJSFJDSJF

elle says ethan and connie's like "oh" and covers her mouth and elle's like "oh you wicked wicked consultant tell me!" "oh no, it was just a snog, i made a move on him and it was awful" "what did he do?" "he just went oh m-m-m-m-mrs beauchamp and then wet his pants basically. oh it was awful" SKDJFKSDFKFG

"i've got one for you, his name begins with H and he's 8 feet tall" KDJDFSFKL

aw they toast to dervla because without her they wouldn't be there together

"come on, hanssen, split the beans. i so know you would." and elle's reaction suggests that she would SJSKFFJKD

they deffo shagged after this i refuse to believe otherwise

[abominationvault]

Session 47: Sat 10 Aug 2024

Notes minimal this week, hand written due to migraines!

(Discussing Jorg’ath’s walking speed) Hartvig (giggling): “Just to clarify, his height is five feet, right?”

Jorg’ath, miffed: “You can pack that in right now.”

The DM has been working on dragging us all in line with the new updates this week: we all have new backpacks, which negate the first two Bulk of items in them! (Sprocket’s has reins, and a Disney character on it.)

Magic talk; updates, and checking we were all doing it right. (Yes, and no.)

We all get 100gp and some of us get magic items as the DM has been short-changing us. Nadia and Skabb present a dilemma; we don’t have a lot of magic items, but we do have a lot of runes in our equipment. The DM decides to leave us as we are for now. We all also receive 3 Lesser Healing Potions!

Luna has a new feat: Quiet Allies. If we Follow the Leader when she sneaks, she can roll stealth for us (minus her Dexterity mod).

(Discussing our various strengths and weaknesses, Hartvig: “I think Sprocket is a series of dump stats joined together with buttons.)

Lots of IRL workout talk; Hartvig has been in the gym with a lot of lumpy people. Jorg’ath’s routine is simple: “Pick ‘em up, put ‘em down. That’s it.”

Hartvig has done his character sheet from scratch, renaming the old one ‘Legacy Loser’ and the new one ‘Hartvig 2.0’, making the DM spit his coffee.

We start without Sprocket and Luna, as BWJ is really going for it tonight. Kids, eh!

Recap: Nadia waddled into a big old enemy and nearly got us all killed! She is still feeling sheepish. The DM says we can’t go back to town as it would take too long (we’re quite far down in the Vaults now). We will rest here instead. Jorg’ath wants to patrol; he and Nadia barricade the doors. After one terrible roll and one fairly good one, we are confident that the barriers will hold - or at least, make noise if something tries to get in.

Nadia takes first watch, and the others use some spell slots for healing before we rest. Though nothing happens on first watch, Nadia hears sounds of crashing and breaking coming from far away. Nothing to wake the others over as the sounds don’t seem to be moving closer.

Jorg’ath takes second watch - he hears scratching and whining coming from the barricade in front of the main, doorless entrance to the room. He investigates: Nature check, 15. He’s not sure what it might be, other than it seems to have claws, and for some reason it smells like Skabb…? He glances over to make sure she’s still with us - she is. Perception check 21, and he hears her muttering in Goblin. It sounds as if she’s saying “He comes…”. He opens the barricade and -

It licks him and goes to lay down next to Skabb. Jorg’ath wakes her and gets punched for his trouble. Skabb rolls over to see the giant rat; Jorg’ath asks if she knows what it is.

“Goblin dog! Don’t pet it, it’ll give you a disease.”

She was told about Rabies in a dream, we discover. She jumps on Rabies’ back. Where did her bollock-sprouts go, she demands? Gone, they were only tamed temporarily. She pats Rabies’ pus-y bits (being careful of the spelling) and takes 3rd watch as she’s now too excited to sleep.

Rabies can’t fight or take turns in combat, the DM explains. He’s just a mount. “He’s a mighty mighty Goblin Dog!” Skabb shouts. (He isn’t, the DM says. He’s very much a rodent.)

Daily preparations happen: Nadia makes some bombs and Skabb, who has a new cauldron, makes a potion. It smells… bad. There is a base note of mildew and burnt hair. (Long discussion about Swedish fermented fish, and Japanese fermented beans.) We pack up and move on…

More doors! We tiptoe past ‘Grandma’s’ door. We don’t want none of her sugar cookies. (It’s locked from outside. Deffo nothing super crazy dangerous in there.)

Luna peeks through some doors and finds a corridor. Check for traps with her new feat, which gives her a +1 circumstance bonus for trap checking. (Luna TrapFinder 3000.) She detects no traps within 15 feet and moves forward. Nadia follows, covering her.

This place seems converted for use as a prison. Luna finds three cell-like rooms, nothing in two, but a thick layer of black sludge in the third.

Skabb wants a look at the sludge. Could she eat it? She’s brought a straw! She and Sprocket move forward for a closer look. Something rears up -

Initiative!

Nadia petitions for a free attack, as she was covering Luna and Skabb for exactly this reason and was waiting on something like this, and the DM allows not just an attack but a whole round. All three of her shots hit, even the red 17; the crit doesn’t take because the Pudding is immune to those. Still some good damage out the gate though.

The pudding goes first after Nadia’s surprise round, and Sprocket (who was paddling around in the ooze) finds himself forced to make a Fortitude save to avoid being grabbed. Somehow he manages to twist out of the way! It does hit him with a pseudopod, though, and Skabb as well for good measure. It crits against Skabb, and she is out. It tries to grab and drag her but it can’t, I think because of Goblin Dog.

Luna steps to where she can see the Pudding, and using her new Striking Shortbow, attacks for 11 damage. She attacks again but I think it misses, her attacks aren’t showing up in the chat.

Hartvig goes for a Needle Darts but misses. Hero Point, hits! 12 piercing damage, and Guidance for Nadia.

Nadia grabs Skabb, unconscious, and runs back to the main room with her, earning a Hero Point for… well… heroics.

Skabb fails a death save, she is Wounded 1.

Sprocket is stuck on the pudding, but not restrained. Green 20 Strength check to escape! Some incredible feats of physical prowess from the poppet today. He dashes away and into a different prison cell, scrambles up onto a footlocker and casts Phase Bolt. Sadly it misses, even though the spell can go through walls. He moves Augustus up for the next round, and that’s his turn.

Jorg’ath sees unconscious Skabb, Rages, and does some smashing. 32 hits for 16 slashing bashing! The pudding splits in two… 12 misses, Hero Point for 24. It splits again… At least they’re smaller now. Skabb: “Breakfast!”

Jorg’ath makes a Reflex save and fails, so his weapon begins to take acid damage from the Pudding’s corrosive flesh.

One of the puddings smacks Jorgy, then the one near Luna attacks her three times. The DM generously halves the damage, as the puddings are smaller now. Still 40 damage after a lot of calculations, ooof. (Hartvig: “If you make me do maths like that, DM, I’m quitting the game.”)

Some hits, some misses against Augustus, Nadia and Hartvig. Luna busts out her new dagger. “Stabstabstab!” Howdydoodis! It dries into… Hmm. Something even Skabb probably shouldn’t eat.

Hartvig does Needle Darts on the one in front of him for 13 damage. He then extends a pale, cadaverous hand and uses Nudge the Scales, healing Skabb a little bit. “Fanks cadaver-hands!” Skabb is conscious, Wounded 1.

Nadia Howdydoodis’s a small pudding, and Hero Points her miss on the big bastard for 7 damage.

Skabb does Blazing Dive, launching herself at the big pudding. Nadia nominates her for a Hero Point, seconded by Hartvig and Luna, and it is granted by a very amused DM.

It takes 9 damage from her attack but makes the save. She bites it, Hero Points her 13 for a 20! 7 damage. Skabb waits with her mouth open for the pudding to disintegrate and fall into her chops.

(It turns out Jorgy’s sword is magical, so it isn’t being dissolved in acid after all!)

Sprocket is up. Phase Bolt through the wall - 19 hits for 12 (force?) damage. No - it’s magical piercing. Rinse and repeat, miss, Hero Point, hit! 14 more damage, another Bolt but it misses.

Jorg’ath wants to make more mini-puddings. Bosh - Howdydoodis! He spins around so that bits of pudding fly off his blade in a shower of filth, delighting Skabb. Blood-smoothie!

(Skabb wants to know if puddings are aberrations; they are not, and are in fact their own separate category of creature.)

Jorg’ath climbs on a table and strikes a heroic pose, waiting for the rest of us to heal up and snuffle for treasure.

Side note: Hartvig is a Duskwalker now, not a Fetchling; he got an update. Explains the cadaver hands, and the lack of dust. Similarly, Nadia is no longer a Tiefling but a Nephilim.

Skabb scratches Rabies’ tummy and hops on his back. Another side note: we, by virtue of travelling with Skabb, are functionally immune to Goblin Pox - unless she wants to infect us.

Onwards!

Jorg’ath opens ‘Granny’s’ door just to see what she really is. He knocks, but hears nothing. He knocks louder; still nothing, not even the echo of his knocking. Luna has a listen. She thinks there’s magic cast on this door. Has it been Silenced, perhaps? Jorg’ath moves some debris out of the way and Sprocket casts Detect Magic, but it reveals no new information. Jorg’ath sniffs, hoping for sugar cookies, but there is no smell at all. He uses Oversized Throw to fling some debris at the door to try and break it, but the debris just smashes to pieces against it.

Skabb thinks we should try Dispel Magic, or maybe a crowbar.

Jorg’ath wants to use his Lightning Tongue ability to lick the pins out of the hinges; as his Strength is so high, and also it’s hilarious, the DM allows it. (Skabb: “You’re gonna get tongue-cramp!” And then, more to herself: “And they think I’m gross…” Sprocket, to himself: “… So this is normal as well.”)

Jorgy boots the door open, and standing there, hands over his head, is something called Chafkhem:

There are runes on the floor; Sprocket takes a look. They seem to be blocking any type of teleportation magic… Jorg’ath pokes his head in. “Hello there!”

We finish there, and Hartvig refocuses by singing The Black Parade and reduces his curse back down a level.

[clowncalvary]

Reviewing Every Animal Crossing New Horizons Villager (Because I Have Fallen Down The Rabbit Hole) Part 5

This really is just another deep dive into the nonsense that I get myself into. 400+ villagers is so fucking much. But I will endeavour! I will push forward!!

Dobie: SO, my moirail has this dude on her island and every time that I see him I smile! He just seems like such a grumpy old man that has a heart of gold. 3000 Bells.

Doc: What a goofy ass looking man. I'm going to see them at the library and they are going to compete with me over who has read the most books. And I will get stupidly invested in the argument before I realize how dumb it is. I'm going to count each individual manga I've read as a full book, Doc, and there is nothing you can do to stop me. 69 Bells. Haha.

Dom: Awe! I love that we share a nickname and aesthetic! His horns kind of remind me of a large carnival lollipop. Unfortunately there is not enough room for the both of us on my island. 420 Bells.

Dora: Ugly ass lookin' mouse. Can't they make at least one cute mouse? I'm begging all of you. Please. Mice can be cute! 0 Bells.

Dotty: Why are all of the rabbit villagers (except that one) so enchanting and cute? I want a separate island just to put them all on now. 500 Bells.

Drago: Awwww. Someone has seen one too many animes. 0 Bells.

Drake: This is just a Scooby Doo villain. He is going to scheme to take the fortune of a bunch of weirdos that just turns out to be worthless confederate dollars. 0 Bells.

Drift: Frog. Ugly. 0 Bells.

Ed: Giving the horse emo hair was not going to make him better in my opinion, now we just have a blue emo horse. 0 Bells.

Egbert: This man has never slept a day in his life. He is always staring at the sky. Not wondering, but knowing that one day it will happen. The sky will fall. 10 Bells.

Elise: >:/ I feel like they are doing this just to taunt me at this point. -8000 Bells. Pay me for the mental damage you have caused me.

Ellie: She has the charm of an old timey cartoon. I mean, I still don't want her on my island because I can't stand the elephants, but she is still good. 50 Bells.

Elmer: Horses. Damn Horses. Why are there so many horses? I'm going to freaking count them at this point, but there are so many. Why even bother? 0 Bells.

Eloise: We are right back to the elephants. Why does she look like flan? Hate that for both her and me. 10 Bells.

Elvis: This is just the guy that was torturing animals in Robin Hood. The disney version that made all those kids into furries. 10 Bells. 12 because of taxes of course.

Erik: Now we know what rudolph would have looked like if they removed his nose. Deffo a downgrade. 0 Bells

Étoile: It isn't bad! I'm just not vibing! Perish! 50 Bells.

Eugene: Oh! An ugly koala! That's new at least! 10 Bells.

Eunice: She looks like Muriel's (Courage The Cowardly Dog) fursona that her husband made her because he thought it was cool and would make him money. 100 Bells.

Faith: A second ugly koala! I did get suckered into scrolling through her wiki, so they did get me with that. 40 Pity Bells.

Fang: Who gave the wolf eye shadow? Better yet, why can the wolf do better eyeshadow than I can? Love that for him actually. 777 Bells.

Fauna: Normla is probably the best personality type for it, because that's about how I would describe her look too. 100 Bells.

Felicity: She reminds me of a model from an old fashion magazine! I also had to look up when Tweed Dresses were in fashion, so I now think she is either really into old fashions or a time traveler. 1960 Bells.

Filbert: This is not a real man. He is staring at you through your window at night. 0 Bells.

Flip: -500 Bells.

Flo: EMO PENGUIN. EMO PENGUIN. EMO PENGUIN. EMO PENGUIN. 420 Bells.

[percy-the-enby]

Ok so for me personally this is how I imagine this going (granted I don’t have the most accurate view on any of them I’ve only been in the fandom for a short while)

Alfred:

Would be great to be around initially but I am just so unbelievably awkward around older generations. It’s usually this awkward situation where they don’t expect me to know as much as I do and I don’t expect them to talk to me so. I think initial conversation would go well and deffo be like 2nd place

Babs:

Kinda the same issue, I can’t talk to people all that older than me (I’m 16), and we don’t have a whole lot in common in general

Bruce:

Terrible. Would be so awkward. It’d be PALPABLE. I have -2 dads and therefore cannot interact with older men. 0/10.

Cass:

Probably ok, like ~3rd on the list, probably, I’m fine with silence and we could probably just sit in each others presence. Maybe have music or something on in the background, would be a good body double would be very productive.

Damian:

We could probably talk about art for a while but I don’t like drawing around people per say, tied with Cass for 3rd. I’d constantly feel like I was babysitting him cause I have an 8 year old brother, and although Damian is great, he is a child. And way more motivated then I could ever be. So.

Dick:

My social battery would be SO DRAINED by the end of this. Like. Exhausted. He’s great don’t get me wrong but like,,, would be so tiring.

Duke:

Not much in common tbh. From what I’ve seen he’s pretty awkward with people and can relate so. Would probably have a nice conversation but not much else to do.

Jason:

We would either get into a HEATED verbal fight over the most STUPID thing like the best type of jelly (strawberry), bond over Daddy Issues™️, or not talk. At all. Just like a vague nod. Would both just have other things to do or something

Steph:

Try to outdo each other with your mom jokes or something. Would be a lovely conversation but definitely the type of person that I wouldn’t realize was draining my social battery until I am just so exhausted.

Tim:

Look at me. Listen to me. Do you know what happens when you put two bitches with Autism and ADHD in a room? Yeah that’s what I thought. Instantly BONDED. Wouldn’t drain my social battery cause I wouldn’t need to mask around him. Swinging between talking over each other and absolute silence. Hours AT LEAST. Possibly days. Testing out the most STUPID ideas imaginable. Would emerge days later a new person and having found the site to cancer. Or like the most deadly thing to exist. + a whole new language cause why not.

See this post and @lunette3002 ‘s comment on there