#abomination vaults spoilers

[abominationvault]

Session 53: Sat 28 Sep 2024

Skabb has a disgusting new ability? We’ll find out about that when it crops up, I think. Also Grabby gets something new. Hartvig gets a Hero Point for turning up on time for once. Well, almost on time. Sprocket and Luna are at a wedding and may be late.

The DM makes a coffee, while Jorg’ath burns his mouth on hot fish and chips, and off we go…

(Short pause while the DM sends us the picture my husband sent him because he loves Madonna. Skabb immediately deletes it from her Whatsapp. I will not post it here; you're welcome.)

We are not able to sleep down here. We might ask in the tavern? Jorg’ath thinks we should drink our hit points back, but that is nixed. We might not wake up with all our stuff, also the metal band on stage might make sleeping difficult. Sprocket opened a teleportation circle, if we climb up the chains we can zip back to the first level and sleep with the mitflits? Skabb hates that idea. We do it anyway.

We rinse all our spell slots and healing-wand-uses, and rest. Hartvig and Nadia reduce their Stupefied level by one, Nadia makes some bombs and Skabb uses her new cauldron to cook up… something.

Hartvig makes a Fortitude check. For…? We don’t know. 29! He is Fortiginous. The DM is disappointed. Jorg’ath also rolls. Green 34. How does that feel, DM? You happy? He says he is, but we don’t believe him. Neither have symptoms of anything untoward.

Jorg’ath wants to do an Insight check to see what he might be dying of. Well, Insight is D&D, so no. Hartvig can make a Religion check, and Jorg’ath a Medicine check if they like, 17 and 12 respectively. Well, they both feel fine, and neither can think of a reason why they wouldn’t. Jorg’ath: “I’ll never question it again.”

Jorg’ath moves north and finds more doors. He makes a Perception check: dirty 20. In the ceiling he sees a shaft that leads up. Looking at the broken bits of metal, it seems like this might be where Luna almost fell down from the floor above.

He wants to open the door on the left, Nadia covers him.

“[DM], you know how we’re not allowed to draw dicks?” Skabb wants to draw one on Jorg’ath. She is reminded of the three-dick limit. She refrains.

Jorg'ath opens the door slowly, gets a Hero Point for personal growth, and then makes a Nature or Survival check. Skabb accidentally closes his character sheet. Short pause… Survival green 29!

He recognises the moss - it’s not only edible, but also tasty. Does it have hallucinogenic properties, Skabb wants to know. No, he can tell her, it’s just nutritious and delicious. She starts hunting for invertebrates, and finds plenty. She fills her mouth, her hands, and her pockets.

Nadia collects some of the moss. Jorg’ath can tell us that if you dry it, it will last almost indefinitely, and can be rehydrated when needed. Each of us can carry enough for 2-3 days of rations.

This tunnel leads downward. Should we check out the rest of this floor first - oh, this doesn’t go all the way down. Skabb sends Grabby for a recce. High as she can, but without touching the ceiling. There’s something big around the corner…

The ceiling is 30 feet high, and there is a window and a cabin? Cavern? I mishear. It seems magical. Grabby continues round, sneaky-flying. There is some form of binding magic present, and it weak or old - it could be undone easily. There is a huge worm, Skabb tells us, and she wants to "eat the shit out of it".

Well we can’t not, can we? It’d be rude.

Skabb recalls knowledge to see if she knows about this “big mouthed yum-sack”. She makes an Occultism check - dirty 30. That is a seagathi? This is what we’re down here to kill one of! Chuffcum asked us to bump one off. Knowing what it is, can she tell its weak points?

Well, Jafaki is one of these things, apparently. What?

Immune to poison and mental effects, they have tremor sense, innate magic, and if you get close they exude an aura that can cause Confusion. Skabb shares this with us. Grabby spots someone behind it as well. Occultism check - 17 but she can add 5 so 22. It’s a type of flesh warp, a Grothlut.

We’ve encountered them before. Did these things have any weaknesses? Immune to acid and mental effects. There are two of these, as far as Grabby can see. They’re on a spiral staircase, there is a door, also some water. She flies a bit closer, just to make sure there’s nothing else. She sees some magical see-through stone, and a walkway on the other side. The big worm guy is on the other side of the see-through stone, but she thinks if we backtrack and try another door we might reach it.

We make a quick plan, and Skabb tells us roughly how far away the things are past the door, and Jorgy boots it open. Initiative! Skoden! Stoodis!

Skabb goes first. She thinks they look like aberrations, so she zooms forward and has a munch. 16HP24 - 8 piercing, and she was right - it is an aberration. Extra damage with her Grill of Aberration Bane! Another bite, as she’s here and he’s delicious, but it misses. She licks her lips.

The worm moves toward the door, slithering past Skabb. It attacks Jorg’ath for 31 damage. Ouch.

Jorg’ath’s turn, and he starts his turn within the Mindfog Aura. Will save 26 - he is not confused! He hits it with a 23 - the DM panics us by saying that it misses, but the Seugathi is flanked so it does. Green 25 to hit this time! 33 total damage and a Hero Point for Jorg’ath.

Hartvig next. He fails his Will save against the mindfog. Before he can attack anything, it tells him to attack Nadia. “Hey!” He does a Needle Dart on her, for ten damage. She gives him a hurt look. He wanders off to look at the moss.

Nadia makes her Will save. She does a new feat, Pistol Twirl, but the worm thing saves. She shoots it with Bluebird, hits for 8 damage, drops Bluebird and draws Alkonost.

The Grothgut claws at Skabb and does a thing at Jorg’ath - the DM does the wrong thing, then the right thing, but both miss anyway. It does it at Skabb and misses her as well.

Skabb starts her turn with a Will save, but fails and is Confused. Hero Point? Yes, she may - worse. Second Will save - 16. Ooof. She is Sickened 1 (is that even possible?). In her confused state, she rolls to see who she hits - one of the baddies! She hits it with a Slashing Gust, but misses. Sling attack for her last action - it hits, but the bloody thing is resistant to bludgeoning. No wait it isn’t! It takes all three damage. “I feel like I’ve won the battle.” She gets poked in the pudding with a Seugathi longsword, a hit, and a fortitude save. The hit was a critical, she is not in good shape. 35 damage. “Yum!” She is also Stupefied 1. “I’m having a whale of a time in here.”

The Seugathi attacks Jorg’ath, but misses. It bites at him - another miss. It’s his turn! Will save - he fails. It commands him to attack Hartvig, who is picking moss in the next room. 29 definitely hits, for 22 slashing plus four poison. 25 is another hit, for 18 and 22 poison. Hartvig is still alive!

It’s Hartvig’s turn. He has taken damage twice, so he can make two flat checks to see if his own Confusion ends. (DC11.) 12, yay! Skabb: “Give ’im a dry slap, go on.” He does - and hits, for 3 damage! Jorg’ath rolls to see if he loses the Confusion, but he doesn’t. “Hit me again!” He does, for 3 more damage, and snaps Jorg’ath out of it. Jorgy lets him pass, and apologises as he goes back into the room.

Nadia crits her Will save - green 30. She is immune for 1 minute. She shoots with Alkonost - Howdy doodis! “It comes apart into nice bite-sized chunks, just for Skabb.” She drops Alkonost, recalls both guns with Alkonost reloaded, and shoots again. She misses even with a Hero Point, but wins it back for Howdy Doodis’ing the big bad.

The Grothguts spew on Skabb and take her out. Death save for her on her turn - Natty 20! “I’M ALIVE!!” New House Rule - on a Natty 20, she loses the Wounded condition as she comes back. Will Save to remove her Confusion - 11, just squeaks by. She is now only Stupefied and Sickened. Wait - the Stupefied was only for 1 round, so that goes away.

Jorg’ath next. He is embarrassed at having attacked his friend, so “straight back into the fray - this guy is going to GET it.” 21 hits for 22. “How does he feel about poison? He’s an anti-acid, pro-poison kind of guy?” He is so he takes the 4 poison damage as well. 28 to hit. “How’s he feeling now?” He’s, quote, “leaking”. Jorg’ath points out the goo. “That’s for you,” he tells Skabb.

Hartvig next. Is Skabb still poorly? She is unconscious on the floor. He does a big Heal, 3d8 (11) plus 24, 35 HP back for her. Then a 1-actioner on himself. Wait, you can cast the same spell twice, right? Yes. 1-actioner on himself.

Nadia Pistol Twirls at a Grothgut, and lowers his AC just enough to get a crit! She blows it a kiss, and hears the Final Fantasy fanfare in her head for no reason. It spews at her and misses, then moves to claw at Jorg’ath but misses that as well.

Skabbins! Jorg’ath: “Murders-murders-murders-murders!” 28 hits. “BIG murders!” 28 is a crit so it gets extra chew-damage - another 6. It explodes, spraying acid and poison all over all of us. The only one not displeased is Skabb. “It’s tingly.” She fails her save. “MY FOOD HURT ME!” Jorgy and Nadia are fine, Skabb and Hartvig take 10 acid/poison damage each. Skabb stands somewhere else, and considers her options. She can’t see it to Magic Missi- I mean Force Barrage it, so she heals herself instead.

Jorg’ath. Nadia: “FINISH HIM!” Can Jorg’ath negate the cone effect of his dragon breath attack by vomiting it directly into the Grothgut’s mouth? No, but he can move so he won’t get his friends. Or try using the handy dandy template the DM gave him. He angles it so he won’t hit Nadia and Hartvig. DC20 Reflex save for the Grothgut - 13 is a fail so 6d6. 19 vomit damage! And then a greatsword attack to finish off. It explodes! All of us but Skabb make Fortitude saves - Nadia and Grabby fail, taking 12 damage each.

Nadia, Jorg’ath and Hartvig, as they wipe entrails and vomit from their faces, see something interesting where the worm was standing. Perception checks. Between us we find a longsword, and a wand. Skabb checks it out. Arcana is not her forte but she has a go. 18. Just a stick, as far as she knows. Can Grabby have a go? 16. Jorg’ath has a go, with his 0 modifier - and natty 20’s it. It’s a Wand of See Invisibility. Skabb: “Gizzit! Gizzit!” She sticks it in her bandolier.

The sword is too small for Jorg’ath.

Nadia makes her way into the next room to see a spiral staircase with a door to the east. There is a sulphurous stench coming from below. She peers over the edge. She has 60 feet of Darkvision; she sees the floor below and a reddish glow. A circular room, with doors leading off it. Emblazoned on the doors are pentagrams. She tells the others what she’s seen.

Hartvig does a big group heal: 13 for all of us and a bit more (21) for the tank. Skabb slaps a bit more mud on herself. Hartvig himself still needs a bit of attention, so Jorg’ath sorts him out. Medicine 12 and he’s Trained, so that’s a fail. Skabb whips out the wand and does him for 13, and he does himself a little one-er as well for 12 more.

Nadia looks through the window. 25 Perception. Huge, mossy cavern. She sees markings, faint and hard to make out, on the walls. Also, she might be tripping, but she thought she saw ripples on the surface of the water… Jorg’ath immediately wants to go in it with his scales and his water-breathing. Skabb roasts some bugs for popcorn. On a scale of four party members to six, how deadly would going paddling in it be…? The DM thinks we should splash away, so Jorg'ath goes ahead -

“Stop right there, Jorg’ath!”

The markings Nadia saw before start to shimmer, and a sort of but not quite light starts to shine and shimmer, like the Predator (if she had ever seen that movie).

Something comes out of the stone. “He can pet those dawgs!” Skabb shouts. “Erm… I’m in trouble,” Jorg’ath says, and then Gollum arrives as well. Skabb sends Grabby back down the corridor and round with a potion in each hand. Nadia races back around after Grabby, and the Initiative box appears. Skabb sits down and starts popping bugs in her mouth. Hartvig is torn; the enemies look big, but Jorg’ath does like petting those dawgs. He stays where he is for now.

Jorg’ath goes first, and runs to under the window so he can get everything. “Everyone’s getting gozzed on.” DC22 saving throw for all of them. None of them take any of the poison damage, regardless of if they make the save or not. Skabb puts her hand on the window. Jorg’ath makes a sad vomiting noise.

The dogs run at him and start biting, and try to trip him. They do, and then bite him a bunch more. Hartvig starts running, in hopes that there will be enough of Jorg’ath and Nadia left to reanimate. Skabb: “Nah! Settle down, take the weight off!”

Nadia shoots, crits, pulls out the crossbow and hits again (no crit), but wins a Hero Point for being heroic.

The big fucker runs at Jorgy but misses.

Skab has taken one sock off and is having, quote, “a good old rummage around”. She has a look at the magic window - 22 Arcana. It is nigh on indestructible, even with magical means. She shrugs and takes her other sock off. She gets up and smushes her face against the glass and pulls faces at Jorg’ath, and has Grabby fly over him and drop a potion of Healing in his big old flappy gob. Luckily he is prone and on his back anyway. 16 hp back for the lizard, then 16 more for the other potion, and Grabby gets out of Dodge “cause she ain’t silly.”

Jorg’ath’s turn - he stands up for his first action, while the DM checks to see if the enemies have attacks of opportunity. Jorg’ath: “This fucking guy.” Let the petting commence! "We gonna start petting some dogs real good!" He targets the one Nadia hit, red16HP21 for 14 damage and a howdydoodis! Surrounding them from within, he hits the next one. It doesn’t take his poison damage. He steels himself.

The next one bites, misses, bites, crits for 31 damage, and goes to knock him over again. 24 is a fail and he’s on his ass. It bites him, green 21 for 24 more damage. This is a ferocious counter-petting. Hartvig: “ Assert your dominance!” The next one bites him, I can’t keep up, he gets bitten a bunch. He’s not looking good.

Hartvig, grumbling: “I’m not a fuckin’ cleric, you know.” He has to be within 30 feet to heal, but can’t get close enough. He does a Needle Dart instead. He can resurrect Jorgy in a minute, if that will help…? He Hero Points the 19 - wait, no 19 hits!

Nadia runs forward and throws Jorg’ath a potion - 16 Dec check and he is able to catch it with his tongue. Which is a waste of time as the big bastard kills him. Then it goes for Nadia but misses.

Skabbins next. For Grabby’s independent action she moves toward Jorg’ath with her last potion, but can’t quite make it. She flies out of the way instead. Skabb picks her nose and wipes it on the glass.

Jorg’ath drinks the potion Nadia threw him (He got up I think? I was getting cookies) He stands himself back up and gets right back into it with a crit! “Fuck this guy in particular.” He notices ghostly shackles around their feet, this close. That’s what the weak binding magic was!

They bite him and he gets on the floor again. One of the dogs runs up to Nadia, but can’t do anything.

Hartvig can only get within 30 feet of Jorgy if he stands next to Nadia and her new dog; he sighs and trudges over. (Skabb: “Burials or cremations?” Nadia: “Cremations please.” Jorg'ath wants just a regular old burial.) Hartvig heals Jorg’ath for 40 points. That’ll give him at least another round. He’s Wounded 2 and feeling fresh!

Nadia recalls Alkonost and does some stabbing, and awaits her death. It arrives swiftly: the landslide thing punches her in the face and one-shots her. “Goodnight!” It then punches Hartvig, and again; the second one misses as he was doubled over in pain from the first hit.

If it was just Jorgy, Skabb would still be picking her toes; but Nadia is out and Hartvig isn’t far behind, so she starts making her way around on her newly-remembered goblin dog. She swings her sling around her head and takes aim at the dog - 4 damage. “Ooooh, it’s going to rue the day I got involved.”

Jorg’ath stands up, and starts petting the dawg next to him. 23 pets it real good, then 18 is a miss - Hero Point for another 18. “Oh, fuck you.”

It bites him again and tries to knock him down. “Oh, I’d like to stop falling over.” He fails the save and goes on his ass again. The next bite is a miss. The other one moves to flank Hartvig and bites him for 11 damage. Can he do a reflex save? “Let me just take my hit points off and I’ll be with you.” He fails it and goes prone, and the last attack misses.

Jorg’ath understands if Hartvig wants to run away. How far can he crawl? Five feet. He can heal Nadia or Jorg’ath. If Jorg’ath goes down again, he will be Dying rather than Wounded. Hartvig does his last Big Old Heal, a 2-Actioner, on Jorg’ath. 26 HP back for the lizard, that ought to last him a round or so. Hartvig crawls behind Nadia’s corpse for cover.

Nadia spends her Hero Points to be stable rather than making death saves, and will come back no longer Wounded.

The Landslide targets Hartvig, who is Prone and has -2 to his AC, then again. He is out.

It’s down to Skabb to save the day…

If Skabb hits an Unconscious person with an AoE, will it hurt them? Well… yes. It’ll kill them. She bemoans us meeting our fates so close to the enemies. She makes a Perception check to see which is the most injured out of the baddies. Could her goblin dog drag a friend to safety? It could, the DM rules. Skabb considers. We can hear her frowning. “This is troublesome.” Can she figure out what the binding magic was? Jorg’ath saw it, but she didn’t. Arcana check 16HP9. “Oh lord. Okay, I don’t know shit.” Are Hartvig and Nadia out of danger if she did (something I don’t hear)? No, she would hit them both. She does Hydraulic Push at one of the dogs - 16 is a fail, Hero Point 25! Grabby Cat, back safe behind the window, picks her belly button and farts a lot.

Jorg’ath hits something with a 23. “Is it dead?” No. “I would like to hurt it again." 21 hits for 11 more.

One of the hounds disappears into the wall. The other one does the same. Jorg’ath: “Cowards.”

Hartvig makes a death save: 2. He was Dying 2, now he’s Dying 3. At Dying 4, he is dead-dead. Has he got any Hero Points? “Yeah…” Skabb: “Fucking USE them!”

Nadia is stable, so the landslide goes for Skabb - a miss and a miss. She’s bobbin’, she’s weavin’! It’s her go.

She wants to do a Recall Knowledge on the living landslide. Arcana or Nature check: 26. It is an Earth Elemental. If it is not touching solid ground it becomes Slowed 1. It's immune to paralysis, poison and sleep, and can burrow through the earth. Is it weak to anything? Nope! Cool. She Lightning Bolts it, hitting with a 25. Reflex Save DC 22: it rolls a 14! 25 Leccy damage, nice!

Grabby makes her way around in case of a TPK, and she can stuff potions in our gobs.

Jorg’ath is standing up for once; he feels a bit light-headed. “Back in the game! Er… bish bash bosh.” 33 is a crit, and the elemental is flat-footed.

Hartvig spends all his Hero Points to stabilise. “I exchange them for not being dead.” He is not Dying, or Wounded. He is still prone, flat-footed, and stupefied.

The elemental melts into the wall and disappears. Hartvig gurgles and a bit of blood comes out of his ear. Before healing anyone, Skabb bites Jorg’ath for being a dick.

Skabb makes a Nature check - 18. She has no Hero Points left. She tries Occultism, actually no she can’t - but she rolls a Green 31. The DM rules that she can have it, after that. There is a ritual she can do that would release the earth elementals from their bonding. Can she do it with one hand while applying savlon to her injured friends?

Do any of us have gems? Hartvig has some that Luna robbed. He can make an Occultism check for the ritual, but he’s at 0hp currently. We will do the healing in a minute, the DM just wants to see what the outcome here will be. Hartvig rolls a 19; not great. Skabb does a Nature check to back it up: dirty 20. Nadia has big fat 0s in all of those, and rolls a 15; Jorg’ath rolls a 19 Nature. The ritual succeeds, using up 60gp of Hartvig’s gems! Before the elemental departs, it grants a boon. Hartvig has gained Crystal Sensibility for a week! The elementals leave.

We could have bypassed all this death if we’d just done that first. But where’s the fun in that!

We find 6 gemstones worth 15gp each, which Hartvig can take as he provided the ones for the ritual. We do some healing and call it a day.

[technicolorlove]

lazy drawing about my last pathfinder 2e session. we're playing abomination vaults and we found... him

honesty his theme was the only thing that made this fight bearable. (there were only 3 of us and we were all rolling really poorly)

[monstersdownthepath]

while Curtain Call certainly has its ups and downs, there's a specific down that has bugged me ever since I saw it.

Spoilers for Curtain Call and slight spoilers for Abomination Vaults below.

So there's a few dramatic parts of CC which require the presence of a Nemesis, a bad guy from the party's past showing up once more in different forms. How this is handled... leaves much to be desired, due to how open ended the slot is, and all but encourages the DM to put in some work of their own to weave the Nemesis into the plot, because as-written it's not especially thrilling.

However, this isn't the complaint. The complaint I have is that the Nemesis the writers had in mind was the Big Bad of the Abomination Vaults adventure path; they show up repeatedly in the art all across the books, framing CC as a direct sequel to Abom Vaults... and basically the only person who cannot in any way be your Nemesis is the big bad of Abom Vaults. Without going into too many spoilers, the method by which that person is defeated ends in a destruction more thorough than basically any big bad in any AP before. There's nothing left of them to come back.

It's funny, but it also rubs me the wrong way. (Yes I'm aware the first Nemesis appearance is fake, but the rest are not)

[commandervamiris]

Pathfinder 2nd Edition; Abomination Vaults, a retrospective

Over the past 18 months, my gaming group has been playing through the Pathfinder 2nd Edition (pf2e) adventure path, Abomination Vaults.

Spoilers ahead. TLDR: 6/10- a solid dungeon crawling adventure that wasn't right for my group. An interesting cast of enemies that you fight in tight rooms.

We started with six players, three players brand new to pathfinder, and three who played for about year. We lost one of these new players after the first floor (they did not vibe with the system).

Abomination Vaults is a love letter to old school dungeon crawls; I've only played a little Advanced Dungeons and Dragons but comparisons are clear. Small spaces, enemies in side by side rooms that ignore sounds of violence, and reams of undead.

There's so much undead.

Okay, okay. The story. Spoilers.

~500 years ago, a powerful sorceror called Belcorra Haruvex built a spooky lighthouse called the Gauntlight. A group of adventurers called the Roseguard went to investigate it, and in the ensuing battle, she was slain, along with one adventurers, Otari Ilvashti.

In his memory, the Roseguard created a fort to keep watch over the Gauntlight. This fort they called Otari, after their fallen ally and friend.

500 years later and Otari is a bustling lumber port town, but a local occultist suspects something strange is going on at the Ruins of Gauntlight Keep.

Spoilers now~

She's right. Belcorra is back, but now she's a mcfucking ghost and she's fucking pissed.

The players first see her on the first floor, or well, they see her blood. A nasty hazard that if I had run as written would have had possibly been a party wipe.

A side note, my players were a level ahead- we aren't interested in meat grinder games, and everyone enjoys getting attatched to their characters.

This blood, ghost thing still nearly wiped then.

I think Belcorra is one of the stronger elements of the Abomination Vaults, and a good thing too. She's the main antagonist, and whilst the players know of her, they don't meet with her until the seventh floor. That's where she shines, harrassing the party and giving the Dungeon Master (DM) a reason to have her know what the players characters can do.

Mechanically, she's a little underwhelming, but I think the final fight was a success.

There are two enemy types that come up more than others:

Undead; skeletons, ghasts, ghosts and shadows. A classic and generally they're fine. It's a good mix and they don't really out stay their welcome. Theirs enough variety that you rarely feel overwhelmed. (One exception, the ghast floor. My players bumbled into multiple groups at once and it became a slog.)

Will-o-wisps; I love will-o-wisps. Funky little murder ghost lights but! Aha! In pathfinder, they're not undead, they're air elementals. My players hated them. Well, my spellcasting players hated them. Spell immunity sucks and from the first time they run into some flickering lights to the final floor where they face dread wisps, my players hated them.

I loved the use of will-o-wisps and I do blame my players for resting on their laurels and leaving the wisps to the fighter- only to be able to do nothing (or so they thought) when they had to fight packs of them.

Another comment relates to how cramped the dungeon is. Five players was too many. Five players, with a summoner and an animal companion was way too much.

There was one room that was the most egregious; H32.

H32 is called the "Inhabited Shed". It is a 10 foot by 10 foot room with a single door on the north wall.

This room is not empty.

In this room, there is a fleshwarped xulgath called a Ghonhatine- a hulking behemoth that is mechanically a large creature.

A large creature has the size of 10 feet by 10 feet.

In this 10x10 room there is a 10x10 creature.

Now, in hindsight, this is very funny. Creatures aren't 10x10 cubes, but its hard not to have that visual image. But, it is emblematic of the tight combat maps that the players will be facing in.

Overall, I don't think I liked Abomination Vaults. It's not any fault of the book, the book is fine. It's flawed, and after playing Extinction Curse, Abomination Vaults was at least cohesive. But it's role play opportunities are sparse, and I had to make links and things for my players (using the Troubles in Otari) but it was work I was hoping to avoid after moving from running Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition.

[randomdarksidersblog27]

Hello, friendly darksiders blog. Could you tell us your favourite darksiders fact? Or maybe your most precious headcanon?

Hello! And I'll do both!

❗❗❗CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ABOMINATION VAULT!❗❗❗

So,fav fact: That Death IS capable of feeling emotions. We see it in Abomination Vault with how he acts towards Dust and when he realizes War died because of him. And how much guilt he feels over not being able to tell War about his triple fake. My feelings on this is that this is why,in DS2,Death swears he'd protect War above all else. Because he still feels shame and guilt over killing his baby brother.

As for fav Headcannon: That Strife is a collector of trinkets. I imagine,before the Apocalypse happened,that whenever the Four would see one another on a rare occasion,the other three would bring small trinkets for Strife to decorate his home with from their travels and other realms. When he gets to the Third Kingdom,BOY does he have a feild day with collecting a souvenir from EVERY PART of the world. He loves to look back at them and reminisce about his travels and how he aquired them. It's so cute to think of this manly,bloodthirsty killer taking home tiny objects like a crow or Raven would do. Most of his hoard is shiny things as well. Thanks for the ask,please feel free to ask more!

[scarletknightreterns]

I’m almost finished Darksiders: The Abomination Vault, and dannnnnng is it gooooood~~~~ A world literally made of infected flesh... had me revolted and intrigued at once.

And Hadrimon.... Daaannnggg tragic love story. I shudder to think what happened to Raciel, when she was banished to Hell....

[lananiscorner]

Darksiders Drabbles: My Sin

My Sin! What a ridiculous notion.

Beneath Death’s feet, the Well of Souls swirls--cool, soft, blue, deep. Complete, yet ever-hungry. He touches the shards and wants to shudder at the seething, hostile whispers that assault him.

‘You did this!’ ‘Traitor!’ ‘Murderer!’ ‘Kinslayer!’ ‘Coward!’

They are right. He is a coward.

Coward enough to slay his own kin, then lie to the Council.

Coward enough to slay War, then lie to him.

Coward enough to lie to Strife and Fury... about far too many things.

My sin...  He takes off the mask and jumps.

If only it were but one.

Notes:

Last one for tonight. As much as I would love to ignore everything that happened in the Abomination Vault novel, I can't. Here's to hoping that Death will eventually get the guts to apologize to War.

[aimportantdragoncollector]

AU where AFO is impressed by Dabi's melodrama and decides to take him in and teach him the way of villainy.

Below the cut because this has spoilers for Dabi's backstory in manga Chapter 350.

Ever since AFO brought the burned Touya back to his lab, Dr. Garaki grumbled nonstop about being forced to drag a crispy fried child kicking and screaming back from death. Does the master have any idea how much work it is to commit abominations against nature? After Touya ran away from the creepy orphanage, Dr. Garaki threw a huge fit about all his work being wasted. To make the whining stop, AFO tracked down Touya planning to at least turn the runaway into a Nomu.

AFO found Touya (newly named Dabi) ranting about how badly he wanted to kill his father. This interested AFO far more than when Dabi had idolized Endeavor. AFO took pride in being a self-made orphan. Dabi's monologue was only a 4/10 but AFO saw real potential in how Dabi naturally used the light of his flames to illuminate his face. On a whim, AFO decided to take on this kid as an apprentice.

AFO promised to fund Dabi's revenge and turn him into a great a villain. After a few days of living on the streets, Dabi was ready to join anyone who would feed him.

Out of laziness, AFO put Tomura and Dabi in the same apartment. It was like sticking two cats in a bag. The apartment got burned down and the ashes decayed during a brutal war over the thermostat. They had to sleep on the lab floor for a month during the repairs. Many Nomus were dusted in their battles. Dr. Garaki wept. After that, AFO kept them separated.

AFO brought Dabi a copy of his coat. No matter how many times the coat got replaced, Dabi always found creative ways to rip it and burn it until AFO gave up and let him dress like a hobo.

Although AFO tried to teach Dabi to vault younger siblings, Dabi never grasped the concept of airholes in the vault. Luckily Dabi was too inept to kidnap anyone.

AFO enrolled Dabi in a theatre group in hopes of finally teaching him fashion sense. Dabi loved it and quit villainy. Actually, AFO was fine with this because he only ever liked Dabi's monologues. AFO made massive donations to the theatre group to persuade them to produce many plays with villain protagonists. Dabi became a theatre sensation and AFO got front row seats to all his plays as a proud dad. This is the healthiest family relationship AFO has ever had in his entire life.

[cansomebodytellmewhatsgoingon]

Real Quick Spoiler-Free Reviews of LDR Season 3

Three Robots: Exit Strategies - same old nihilist humor as before. animation and character dynamics are still solid though 

Bad Traveling - very creative, very brutal, a perfect mariner’s tale. somewhat dynamic character design mixed with hyperrealism takes a second to get used to, but it still works.

The Pulse of the Machine - really interesting exploration of existentialism in space. 3D cell shaded animation works well with the alien landscape and can show really beautiful moments

Night of the Mini Dead - if tilt-shift photography was put into animation. really cool cinematography that makes up for standard zombie apocalypse story (as it isn’t meant to be the draw).

Kill Team Kill - y’know, if adult media wasn’t already oversaturated with violence and crassness, i’d look at this and go “hey, that was kinda fun.” but seeing as it is, this one just left me feeling bored. it did make me chuckle once or twice though, so that’s something.

Swarm - really cool story about a colossal alien ant nest, with exploration into human nature and intelligence. pacing can feel a little abrupt at times. hyperrealist animation and interesting alien designs are good, tho.

Mason’s Rats - super fun story about a farmer dealing with intelligent rats in his barn. the character designs on both the humans and rats are great, and it got a laugh out of me a couple times.

In Vaulted Halls Entombed - soldiers in Afghanistan stumble across eldritch abominations. nothing revolutionary or anything, but still has real good animation with real creepy moments

Jibaro - really cool, really artistic. a story about medieval knight meeting a golden siren of a lake, told with rapid pacing, hybrid rotoscope and real life cinematography, and no dialogue.

[softgaycontent]

Autistic Amity Analysis:

(Spoilers up to S2E2 Escaping Expulsion)

CW for: referenced child abuse, ableism

Good post here as well on Amity being Autistic. I may touch on some of the same points because the source material is the same.

Alador

Amity's father, Alador, is fairly overtly autistic. It runs in families.

Justifications real quick because he doesn't mask like Amity so it is easier to point to clear signs:

Fairly non-expressive, holding the same half-lidded expression that Amity does as default

Extremely interested in animals/creatures, to the point of being distracted by them in the middle of conversations

Unbrushed Hair / lack of attention to or care for grooming, even at important functions or for family portraits

Very intelligent / creative / technical (a successful inventor)

His body language and the way he holds his hands over one-another after Odalia crushes the bug-thing

Unsure if this is Odalia knowing her husband well or her being very rude (probably both), but she is constantly doing things like bringing him back on track or gently moving him away as they're leaving the school. He does look kind of annoyed when she reaches inside his coat for their business card though.

NOTE: I think if Odalia had any real influence over Alador at all, she would have at least made him tidy up for the family portrait (he has unbrushed hair, goggles, and abomination goop on him). She either truly respects him for who he is or can't make him do anything.

Abuse

Odalia seems genuinely fond of her husband. She sees him as her equal, and expects others to respect him as well (introducing him as the greatest inventor in the Isles). Unfortunately Amity, as her child, is not given the same room to be herself. She is expected to have all the strengths as her parents, with none of the "weaknesses".

It would not be surprising if Alador struggled growing up autistic and truly believes that teaching Amity to cover it up is better for her. It's unclear how much of her overall abuse is perpetrated by each of her parents, but Alador does seem to be an active (not just passive) participant at least some of the time.

In Lost in Language, the twins justify being cruel to Amity because "she's got to learn", and that as "her family" they are responsible for showing her "tough love". This is clearly something they picked up from growing up in an abusive household, but it may be something they particularly believe about Amity, their weird little sister who doesn't act quite like the other kids, and gets upset too easily.

Amity's necklace may have started as a way for Odalia to remind Amity in public places to make eye contact with people, to stop stimming, or otherwise mask. She has worn it since at least whatever age she is in the flashbacks of Understanding Willow (6-10?).

Special Interest

Amity and Luz both really love the Azura books. Luz is canonically neurodivergent with ADHD, which has some overlaps with ASD.

One of Amity's main forms of expressing herself seems to be in relation to the books. She draws herself as or with the characters often, befriends Luz more easily because of their shared enjoyment of the series, and tries to replicate a scene from tGWA in real life (Thorn Vault).

Emotions

Amity is fairly stoic. She is not super expressive most of the time, and her eyes are often held in the same half-open way her fathers are. Exceptions being when she is very angry or (more rarely) comfortably happy that her eyes open fully and more of her face changes.

Amity taps her hands against her knees when she is excited in Wing it Like Witches, and really tends use her hands to express herself a lot.

Her siblings make fun of her for getting so mad that her whole face goes red, which seems like the sort of reaction you might have if you were taught not to stomp out your anger like you want to, and hold it in instead.

Justice

One symptom of ASD is feeling very passionate about what is fair and what isn't.

Amity is shown consistently to get very angry over fairness. First, when Luz and Willow cheat by pretending that Luz is an abomination (taking Amity's badge), then again when Eda and Lilith cheat in Covention, and finally at the fact that her siblings never get in trouble despite their frequent troublemaking.

This is the thing that drives her to anger more than anything.

She seems visibly mad at her mom while her friends are being expelled in Escaping Expulsion up until Odalia reminds her that she didn't uphold her end of the deal (re: the expo) at which point Amity gives in and looks defeated instead. Seemingly, she accepts that this was her fault and there's nothing she can do.

Comfort

Amity seeks comfort in dark, quiet places. Her favorite place to spend time is a secret little room in the library. In Covention, Amity finds a dark corner to sit in to calm down.

(Arguably the fort that she and Willow built in the flashbacks of Understanding Willow was away from the other campers and out of the sun as well.)

Touch

Amity seems to like being touched (by Luz and Willow) clearly friendly ways, and strongly dislikes being touched at all other times.

Amity's siblings mostly seem to touch her in ways that annoy her in Adventures in the Elements. First on purpose, squishing her in a lean between them both, then possibly on accident, as Edric copies the hair ruffle Eda had just done to Luz. Amity seems to visibly dislike the feeling, and the fact that it messed up her hair.

She also really hates it when Hooty touches her; although most characters acknowledge him as annoying, she really loses it when he touches her again.

When Luz hugs her in Understanding Willow, Amity does not reciprocate, even though she seems to enjoy the gesture. She also reacts noticeably to the fact that Luz is still holding her hand after they arrive back in the owl house.

She seemed to enjoy keeping a close proximity to Willow when they were kids.

Misc

Amity takes Luz literally when she says, "I'm picking up what you're putting down."

Hair

OK this one is purely a bonus headcanon about Amity's undercut. :)

Amity's hair is shown to be rather thick in her concept art, and Emira also seems to have very thick hair, so the reason it is not big and poofy in canon is probably due entirely to her undercut.

A lot of autistic kids have sensory issues around having their hair brushed, which only get worse with large, thick hair which tangles easily.

I like to think that Odalia had a lot of trouble brushing Amity's hair and putting it up into a neat style every day. much less teaching her to do it for herself. Eventually, she gave up and took Amity to get her hair cut, eliminating a lot of the thickness with the undercut, and providing Amity with a hairstyle she could easily manage herself.

Amity loved it, and also really likes running her hands over the short parts when she is by herself.

(While Odalia is too harsh about the way Amity behaves and looks, she will usually actually meet her half-way on sensory accommodations, like comfortable sheets)

[johnandrasjaqobis]

3x07 spoilers for White Vault, I was slow listening to the patreon release but it drops everywhere today so it’s fine and HOO BOY

Ureta is dead. 100% convinced she’s gone, about 75% convinced that was her on the radio frequency they picked up.

pls check the theater. except pls never go in there.

Lucas is alive but gone to them. He’s more of a threat than anything else at this point, the combination of attacking Simon and trying to get Eva in on the mantra with him (because she accidentally started it once hoo boy) just solidifies that for me, I feel like one of them is gonna have to end up killing him. maybe indirectly, the mountain isn’t safe, but somehow.

Eva honey. I don’t know what’s going to happen to you but it’s not gonna be anything good. Ironically the creepy things ignoring you is equally troubling.

SIMON MY SON, of course he has a fiance, of course he’s gotta bring that up just as it’s getting so clear that he’s not getting off this mountain. oh I was wincing SO HARD at that whole ankle sequence. I’m glad he’s not hesitant at all about his distrust of Lucas, but oh son it’s not gonna help at this point

bugs have the camp. Eva can get supplies apparently but take them where? To the cave? Are they just already shifting everything into the cave because lordy it took the Fristed team a whole season for that to happen

granted Fristed team had a concrete bunker between them and whatever was out there. Piedra team has tents. really missing that concrete bunker right about now. They got claw marks. Piedra gets rips through the walls.

Dr Liu ready and willing to fight off an eldritch abomination with a frying pan is,,, so good. Who knows -- she’s genre savvy, she knows kind of what’s happening, maybe she’ll be this season’s Graham.

that FREAKING RADIO SIGNAL. on one hand REALLY shows how much Travis has improved as a sound designer, like I also assume just different qualities of radio but the difference between this one and what Fristed was picking up is so impressive.

tl;dr - oh they’re all gonna die. (if anyone makes it, I might put my money on Dr Liu right now)

[abominationvault]

Session 36: Sat 18 May 2024

So we lied to the druid (and the merchant whose wife was killed, who has now given us a discount at his shop…) and told her we killed the werewolf. He still wants his component pouch, so Sprocket is going to scout out the naked hippy party at Stone Ring Pond and see if he can find it or something similar. Skabb and Flashbang might be in the running to lead Stone Ring Pond, now that Curly Quim has been told to step down after the debacle with the ritual that turned Otari’s mayor into a chicken. Jorg’ath is still not allowed to Pet That Dawg. Did I miss anything? Oh, Sprocket has Stage 1 of Goblin Pox, but he doesn’t know about it yet.

Skabb and Jorg’ath have had chicken tikka masala; out of a box, like, none of your homemade crap. No Hartvig this week, he’s going into storage until next time. Skabb wants to buy him some terrible clothes and make him wear them, and hide his real clothes. Or we could get him embroiled in a relationship with a fleshwarp…? No, Skabb could give him a pox and we just won’t tell him! There is talk of pulling Jorg’ath’s tail off and tying Hartvig to the butt stump. (We probably won’t do that one.) Skabb offers to take him for the week so he doesn’t miss out on the xp.

The DM has made us a handout to tell us more about Crow’s Casks and Magiloy, the alchemy place and its proprietor. Also the shrine to Cayden Cailean:

He doesn’t actually have more information yet, so I’ll paste that in later. (Jorg’ath, on seeing Magiloy: “She’s gonna be my wife-crow.” He is warned that she used to be a pirate; he’ll have to take her down the clinic before the wedding.)

(There is a whole conversation about the word ‘discharge’. I won’t document that.)

Shall we forge on and adventure, then?

Jorg’ath has one more try at Petting That Dawg; he gets bitten. Crit for 45 biting damage! “Oh, I think I’ve died.” He hasn’t quite, he still has 19 hp left somehow. Skabb cackles and points at him. She takes out a handful of insects and lightly toasts them over the camp fire.

We continue in the dungeon, to the south of the poisoning dining room while Luna and Sprocket change the baby. On his return, Sprocket does Jorg’ath some Risky Surgery. He does 8 damage first, then a medicine check +2: 16 for an 18 total. A success is an auto success - but he fails. That’s still 4d8 healing as Sprocket is an Expert at Medicine, but he can re-roll with a Hero Point if he wants…? Jorg’ath will take the 4d8, and thank you very much. He also loses the Wounded condition, nice. 11 total, minus the 8 he hurt him, means Jorg’ath has a grand total of 3 hp back. Sprocket rides on his foot for a while. “Wheeee motherfucker.” (DannyGloverDannyGlover.)

Hartvig does Jorg’ath a Heal as well, and we puzzle out his signature spell ability details. He rolls a 1 on the die. Skabb thinks the gods have decided that Jorg’ath deserves to bleed for a while. (Skabb takes a look at Hartvig’s character sheet. Does he have any conditions…? Jorg’ath: “Depression?”)

With 4 of the 45 hit points back that he lost, Jorg’ath boots the next door open. Uh oh… There’s stuff in there.

Grisly paintings, 3 large chairs and end tables with empty wine glasses. There is a figure standing in front of the desk:

Gasp! It’s Bollock!

We make perception checks. Sprocket and Luna think this is the guy from all those portraits. The rest of us just think he looks human-shaped, but is made of a mass of writhing leeches.

He turns to Jorg’ath standing in the door, and asks who we are and what we think we’re doing here.

“What up leech boy! Just your friendly neighbourhood lizard. Like what you’ve done with the place.”

Bollock screams at him to get out. Jorg’ath screams back that we will, but it’s too late - Bollock attacks!

Luna shuts the outer door on them both, turns to the rest of us and shrugs.

“Hey, that’s Ball-Bag!” Sprocket announces, pointing. Should we fight or run away? We all roll initiative, in spite of our instinct to let Jorg’ath deal with this situation he’s created by himself.

Sprocket is first, and he casts - well, no. He changes his mind. He was going to do Horizon Zero Dawn Thunder Sphere, but that would hurt his friends. Can he hold his action…? He moves Augustus and has him hold an action - he will “grab at the leechy man and give him a good old punchin’.”

Bollock does something but we don’t know what because the door is shut. Hartvig! Holds a spelll, I think. Skabb does a recall knowledge check to see if she knows anything about what Bollock is now, what’s up with all them leeches, hmm? She knows that he has become a Walking Vermin. A Worm that Walks. He has cast some form of ritual on himself - he has Darkvision and Tremorsense, can be a human shape or split into a pile of leeches, and may retain some of his abilities from before he was a pile of gross. Walking Vermin are highly resistant to physical damage, immune to poison, have a weakness to AoE effects like Fireball. She does another Recall Knowledge to see if she knows about his abilities from before; she knows he was high ranking under Velcro, was a drow and a mage but that’s all she knows. She has one action left; she uses it to shout all this information at the rest of us.

Jorg’ath is briefly discouraged by the resistance to physical damage, until he is reminded that he has magical weapons now. “Oh yeah!”

Luna is AFK with BWJ2, so Sprocket takes over for her. She opens the door, grabs Jorg’ath by the tail and drags him out of the room, and shuts the door again. As a free action she gives Jorg’ath a disdainful look. (Augustus goes to start punching but pulls back when he sees that it’s Jorg’ath and not a pile of leeches.)

Hartvig does another Heal on Jorg’ath for 2d8+16. 26! “Drinkin’ in those juicy hit points!” Jorg’ath crows, delighted.

Jorg’ath readies an attack, and presses his tail to the floor by the door like a draught excluder to stop any leeches getting in. Nadia readies a lesser tanglefoot bag shot with her crossbow.

Sprocket wants to ready Horizon Thunder Sphere, but his friends are still in the AoE. Jorg’ath offers to stay while the others scarper, and he will take the damage. Sprocket readies it, if Luna and Augustus will move and Jorg’ath will open the door. He can ready the 3 action version of the spell and Augustus can move as well using their ability, Act Together.

It’s Bollock’s turn, the DM announces ominously, and then moves to Hartvig’s turn. Skabb flips through his spells to find an AoE one. She finds one that does a cone, Cry of Destruction, and readies it. She moves Hartvig so that Sprocket’s spell won’t get him when it goes off. As soon as Bollock gets within 15 feet, he’ll release it.

Skabb moves and readies another spell, it’s not AoE though.

Luna will retreat and hide behind a chair, then ready her shortbow. It’s a plus 1 weapon; she holds it up about where she thinks the eye would be. She is confident that she is hidden, the DM tells her. “I’m always confident that I’m hidden.”

Jorg’ath pings the door open to see that Bollock has been sneaking up on us and is right the other side!

Nadia releases her attack - it’s a 24 to hit! Square in the face with a Tanglefoot Bag. It has no effect aside from the damage of the crossbow bolt. She fires Alkonost and Bluebird, and recalls all her weapons to her bandolier, and reloads the crossbow. (Retcon? It has four shots left so it won’t need reloading yet. Yes - DM allows this.)

Sprocket looses Horizon Thunder Sphere. 27 hits! He gets another 4d6 damage on top of the 9, and Bollock takes 25 damage total, yeah.

It’s Bollock’s turn - but the DM lets us release any held actions as he moves into the room. Luna fires her shortbow and Hero Points it (still a miss), Skabb casts Worm’s Repast:

Hartvig casts Cry of Destruction as well, making his curse go up one level. I have no idea what hit because I was writing down a lot of simultaneous attacks!

Bollock takes his damage, and then his turn. He casts Dimension Door and appears on the table in the middle of the room, to the dismay of all. Skabb wants to bite him with her Grill and start eating him. Because of course she does.

He does this:

Skabb Hero Points her save for an 18, taking only 13 damage. She finds herself engulfed in leeches. Skabb: “Little do they know. She is having a bath in bar snacks.”

Hartvig. Has anyone been hurt except the stupid lizard? Yes, Skabb. Hartvig casts a 2 actioner on Skabb, and then Guidance. Sadly, she is obscured by leeches, so Hartvig has to roll to target her. (Sprocket argues that he should have advantage on the roll, as ‘covered in leeches’ is not an unusual state in which to find Skabb.) Hartvig makes the roll, and casts Heal, giving her back 2d8+16 - 28 total. He rolls again to target her with Guidance, and makes this roll as well. She is Guided.

Skabb is next, and she will commence her feast. 27 to hit with her Grill of Aberration Bane! Is Bollock an aberration? The DM checks… Yes he is! He takes 10 damage from her bite, and she goes in again. She Hero Points the 12 on her second attack and crits! 18 more damage! Same again, could she use another Hero Point if she needs to, or is it only 1 per turn? She rolls a ten… no Hero Point. She could Guidance it but that still won’t get her there. Oh well.

Luna could Electric Arc? That forces a save so she won’t have to roll to target Bollock, so she does that. He rolls a 24, but he still takes 6 damage. Luna: “Lovely!” She takes aim with her bow, rolling a d20 to target him first. She makes the roll, and then rolls to hit - 27 for 8 piercing damage. That’s her done.

Jorg’ath will hop up onto the table and do a big old angry lizard roar, and go into a Rage. He starts slashing with his greatsword but misses. He Hero Points his attack for a 21! Oh shit, 21 misses…

Nadia misses with her crossbow but crits with Alkonost - Howdy Doodis! Oogie Boogie explodes, his leeches landing in Skabb’s open mouth.

Skabb makes a Reflex save… 15. With her recall knowledge she knows that if even one leech escaped, the monster could have reformed, but she has caught and snaffled every single one!

Hartvig is at curse level 1, so he is sighing a lot and we can all hear Bullet for My Valentine, for some reason.

We carry Skabb into the next room, as she’s too full of leeches to walk. Luna, Skabb and Nadia all have a look around for treasures. Luna finds a Lantern of Empty Light. “Oooh, just what I need.”

She also spots a door, falls off the earth, and has to be put back. We don’t know how it happened, so we blame Hartvig. (Sprocket has been deleted as well. Luna: “If only it was that easy in real life.”)

Grabby Cat finds scrolls of Comprehend Languages, Paralyse, and Worms Repast.

The walls of the next chamber are grey; the ceiling bubbles as if infected flesh. There is a screaming dwarf chained to a table… And something else. Luna has made a friend! We roll initiative! Well, most of us do. Hartvig and Jorg’ath are still in the last room, busy flirting.

It’s a Will-O’-Wisp! Sprocket pulls out the spell card for Dungeon Bidet.

The DM has two bits of good news for us: One, its aura just sheds light, not damage-dealing awfulness, and two, it’s just a plain old Will-O’-Wisp. Not one of the fancy ones with extra guns or something. It flies up to Luna, using two of its actions. Then it does this:

Skabb is up. Sprocket thinks they might be undead, so she considers a Heal spell. Since she’s (in her words) too fat to move, she Recalls Knowledge instead. She knows that they are aberrations, and can go invisible. “Ohhhh, fuck, am I going to have to get up?”

Can she move through ‘old wispy-bollocks’? She can tumble through an enemy with a successful Acrobatics check. She rolls a red 9, and Hero Points it. It’s Reflex save is a 28!! That’s ludicrous. Skabb can move diagonally though, so she scooches past it instead. She bites it with a 24. DM, smugly: “That’s a miss, I’m afraid.” General outrage at this.

Skabb goes again and rolls a crit 29! She earns her Hero Point back for being ballsy. 27 damage!

Luna is up in its face, not normally a place she likes to be. She backs up, and it doesn’t get an opportunity attack. Luna, belatedly: “Oh, shit, I forgot about that.”

Luna jumps behind a chair for a bit of cover; there’s no point hiding as it’s looking at her. 28 hits!

Nadia misses, Hero points, misses, sulks and reloads.

Sprocket does some measuring and is pleased with the results. Phase Bolt, 24 misses. Outrage! “In which case, Spout.” Well, it’s immune to all spells that aren’t Faerie Fire, Glitterdust, Magic Missile or Maze. Cooooooooooooooool.

The Will-O’-Wisp Shocks Skabb, and crits. “Skabb is dead,” she announces. “I’m a very fat corpse.” The Will-O’-Wisp goes invisible, just for shits and gigs.

Jorg’ath has fallen asleep, so we will pick up next week when he’s refreshed and can charge in with his usual zeal.

[sebeth]

Earth’s Mightiest Heroes: Breakout

Warning, Spoilers Ahead…

 Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes Episodes 1 &2: Breakout.

 Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes is one of my favorite hero cartoons. It ranks up there with Young Justice, Justice League Unlimited, and Batman: Brave and the Bold.  I love all these series for the same reason: the creators realize the DC and Marvel Universe have thousands of characters and all should be featured!

We open with Iron Man interrupting a weapons exchange between A.I.M. and Lucia Von Bardas.

Lucia Von Bardas is a rather obscure character. She is the Prime Minister of Latveria and appeared in the “Secret War” mini-series by Brian Michael Bendis and Gabrielle Del’Otto.

Is the weapons deal taking place in Latveria? If so, Tony legally can’t do anything about it.

Tony’s “Unfortunately some of it has my name on it” comment indicates he’s started his “Armor Wars” campaign against villains stealing his tech.  It would also explain why Tony’s invading Latveria to reclaim/neutralize his tech. If you haven’t read the classic “Armor Wars” storyline from the 1980s, you should give it a shot. Great storyline where Tony goes to extremes to take back his technology.

I love how unimpressed Lucia is with Tony’s posturing – she’s all “whatever”! Let’s be real, Lucia’s boss is Doctor Doom – she’s heard actual scary threats and seen said threats executed. Tony just doesn’t measure up in the intimidation factor,

We switch to the “Cube” where Doctor Samson patrols the corridors of a prison.  We get glimpses of the Wrecker, Zzzax, and the Absorbing Man.

Doctor Samson interviews an imprisoned Bruce Banner and notes that there hasn’t been a “Hulk incident” in 36 hours.

Samson informs us the Cube is the “most advanced gamma radiation research facility” on the planet. Banner warns the Cube is a “gamma bomb” waiting to happen.

Why are the Wrecker, the Absorbing Man and Zzzax contained in the Cube if its purpose is gamma radiation research? The first two villains are the result of Asgardian magic and Zzzax was created by a terrorist act that didn’t involve gamma radiation.

Balder teleports to Thor in New York City.  Odin has entered the Odinsleep and would like Thor to supervise Asgard while he’s comatose. Thor reacts with as much enthusiasm as teenager told to mow the front lawn.

Thor ditches Balder to first save and then flirt with Jane Foster who is a paramedic in this universe.

Iron Man lands at the Vault and deposits the A.I.M. henchmen with SHIELD agent Jimmy Woo.

The Vault was located in Colorado in the comic book verse and based on the mountains I assume its still located in Colorado in the cartoon verse.

Jimmy Woo is most famous for being a member of the Agents of Atlas team.

Jimmy asks Tony to look over the Vault’s security because there was an “incident last week”. Tony tells Jimmy to schedule an appointment with Pepper because “I’m sure whatever it is can wait”. Not so much, Tony, not so much.

Hank Pym is the creator, and apparently the therapist, of the “Big House”. A shrunken prison located in the SHIELD Helicarrier. Ultron robots act as security guards.

Mad Thinker taunts Pym that “something is about to happen” but refuses to divulge details.

SHIELD agent Maria Hill asks the Wasp if she and Pym have considered Fury’s offer to become agents of SHIELD. Janet is for the idea but Hank is against it. The duo walks past Black Widow in the hall. Janet asks who the Widow is but is told “she’s classified”.

Power fluctuations occur throughout the multiple prisons and the Helicarrier. We see Hawkeye imprisoned in a cell in the Vault.

The Vault is the first prison to lose complete power. Inmates released from the cells include the Blizzard and a monocle man that I’m assuming is Baron Von Strucker.

The Cube goes down next. Zzzax, the Leader, the Wrecker, and Absorbing Man are freed.

The Big House is the third to go down, causing it to expand to its regular size and decimate the Helicarrier. The Big House now has numerous releases: Mad Thinker, Mandrill, MODOK, Griffin, Constrictor, Red Ghost & the Super Apes, Whirlwind, and the Grey Gargoyle.

The Cube’s Power Loss causes a release of Gamma radiation which envelopes Doctor Samson.

SHIELD agent Clay Quartermain informs Nick Fury that the Vault and the Cube’s systems have gone offline and no one is responding in the Big House: “Something has gone seriously wrong!”

The Helicarrier suffers the worst of it because SHIELD has to deal with escaping prisoners while in the process of crashing.

Pepper contacts Tony to inform him of the Helicarrier explosion while Jarvis tells him the Vault’s systems have gone offline. Tony heads to the Vault since he’s closer to it.

Thor and Jane are having drinks. Jane tells Thor to be a grown-up and handle his Asgardian responsibilities – Earth will be fine. Cue Helicarrier explosion. Thor heads off to investigate.

Banner is trapped under rubble. Doctor Samson stumbles toward him – with green hair. Samson attempts to lift the rubble and transforms into a super-human physique.

I do prefer this origin for Doctor Samson instead of the comic book verse where an alleged highly intelligent man decides to randomly inject himself with gamma radiation.

Vector of the U-Foes opens the weapons storage area of the Vault, allowing a female Whiplash and Chemistro.

Hawkeye knocks out Chemistro.

Hank is not having a good time as he’s in the midst of a huge multiple super-villain brawl. Cobra is the latest villain to arrive at the party. The Ultron robots attempt to stop Red Ghost but are stopped by the Super Apes. Fortunately for Hank, Jan arrives in time to save the day.

Hawkeye aims at Whiplash only for Iron Man to storm in through the ceiling. Tony recognizes Whiplash but refers to Clint as “arrow guy”.

Hawkeye is clearly in the early part of his career – the misunderstood good guy who was imprisoned – but he clearly never fought Iron Man as Tony doesn’t recognize him.

Clint attempts to say “Wait, I’m a good guy” but is interrupted by a repulsor blast. If Clint’s identifying himself as a “good guy” why was he imprisoned? A misunderstanding – like in the comics – Natasha’s a SHIELD agent but did another woman play Clint for a fool? Or is Clint undercover for SHIELD?

Tony battles Whiplash and Blizzard, two of his regular rogues’ gallery, and Vector, who is normally a Hulk enemy. Crimson Dynamo decides now is the perfect time to join the Iron Man beatdown party.

Tony orders an evacuation of the Vault – all SHIELD agents are to leave immediately.

Nick Fury isn’t concerned with the chaos and escapees on the Helicarrier – his only priority is the Raft – the “fourth prison”.

As seen in the comic book verse, the cartoon verse, and Captain America: Civil War, the Raft is a prison off the coast of New York City. The cells are on the ocean floor.

The mass breakout of the Raft caused the creation of Bendis’s New Avengers and was clearly one of the inspirations of these episodes.

We view the Raft and it too is losing power. Baron Zemo and the Purple Man have been released along with a furry clawed creature that we only receive a glimpse of so I can’t identify. Marvel has a lot of clawed, furry creatures.

We also see an unconscious man regaining consciousness. This will be Graviton, an extremely powerful but ultimately boring villain. In the New Avengers arc, Count Nefaria was the big bad released from the Raft.

Zzzax electrocutes Banner which triggers the transformation into the Hulk.

The Leader is in the control room and observes the mass shutdowns of the superhuman prisons. He orders the Absorbing Man and the Abomination to deal with the Hulk.

Hawkeye aids Iron Man in his battle against his rogues’ gallery. Iron Man initiates a self-destruct sequence of the Vault. An effective if brutal way to deal with the villains.

Hulk, the Absorbing Man, and the Abomination battle across the Cube. Hulk grabs Sampson and leaps from the Cube. The Leader prevents Absorbing Man and the Abomination from pursuing the Hulk as “we have work to do”.

The location of the Cube isn’t established but based on the scenery I would say it’s in New Mexico – the traditional stomping grounds of the Hulk.

Fury leaves Maria as the acting director of SHIELD while he takes a team to the Raft. Graviton is fully awake and launches the Raft into the sky.

The second episode begins with a flashback from ten years ago. Nick Fury hires Franklin Hall, a gravity researcher/physicist to continue Abraham Erskine’s work on the Super Soldier project.

I’m not a scientist but isn’t a physicist the wrong type of specialist to continue Erskine’s work?

Hall’s work causes an explosion that bombards him with energy. Hall regains consciousness and realizes he can control gravity. Fury responds by gassing him into unconsciousness and keeping him comatose for the next decade.

Hall was never going to be a nice man but I don’t think you should keep an individual comatose for a decade before he’s even broken a law.

The newly awoken Hall asks Zemo how long he’s been at the Raft and Zemo replies “longer than me and I have been here for six years.”

Hall is rightfully pissed and yanks the Raft into the air.

Graviton tortures Fury but is interrupted by a newly arrived Thor. Wasp rescues Fury while Thor and Graviton battle. The distraction causes Graviton to release the Raft and it falls into the ocean.  It’s been a bad day for the prisoners of the Raft and the Vault.

Iron Man requests a new suit of armor from his Chicago armory. Tony’s stuck chilling in a cornfield (Iowa, Kansas?) until it arrives.

Fury declares an “Omega-level emergency” which means that “every SHIELD agent, every Hulkbuster unit, and the entire United States armed forces” is under his direct control.

Hank & Jan demand information from Fury. Hank notes no one has heard from Hall “ever since he joined SHIELD”.

The Hulk drops Samson off at the Vital Diner, ordering chicken soup and requesting the waitress take care of Samson.

Bruce urges the Hulk to head to New York and aid Thor. Hulk agrees if he is allowed to remain the Hulk and not be “Banner”.

Janet throws herself into the fight and Hank follows after quizzing Fury for info.

Wasp gives Graviton hell. Earth’s Mightiest Heroes’ Janet is my favorite Janet. Sassy, headstrong, big heart, great costume. Also, my favorite Hank Pym.  Smart, conflicted, reluctant hero and has never hit Jan.

Iron Man arrives and joins the fight.

Graviton tears New York City apart, and sends Iron Man into space.

Iron Man returns from space and unleashes the repulsor blast/uni-beam to end all blasts.

Hulk arrives in time to debate Graviton’s claim that he “is the strongest one there is”.

Thor’s comment after the Hulk’s arrival: “I didn’t realize there were ogres on Midgard”.

The united team battle and defeat Graviton.

SHIELD attempts to arrest the Hulk but is stopped by the rest of the Avengers.

Fury notes 74 super-villains have escaped the various prisons. If we assume all the villains shown, minus Graviton, have escaped that would be a total of 23. If you include the Super-Apes (who are more of mindless minions than actual villains) and assume the rest of the U-Foes and the Wrecking Crew were imprisoned with their leaders, it leaves us with a count of 32.  I’m not counting the AIM henchmen Tony dropped off at the Vault because I don’t think they were imprisoned long enough to be processed in the system.  We have 42 unseen villains that escaped but only 40 if you count Hawkeye and the Hulk among the escapees.

Fury asks the assembled heroes to become SHIELD agents but Hank refuses on behalf of the entire group. Hank rightfully points out Fury’s actions caused the entire Graviton situation.

Iron Man agrees the heroes should become a team but not under SHIELD’s supervision.

SHIELD discovers Graviton regained consciousness after all the prisons failed leading to the final question: “If he wasn’t responsible, who was?”

Great debut episode. I loved the fact that even though Captain America was in the opening credits, we didn’t see him at all in the opening two-parter. Very true to the comics as Cap wasn’t a founder member in the series and didn’t appear until issue #4.

I also enjoyed the various prisons and their different purposes.

The Vault was primarily but not exclusively for tech-based villains (Crimson Dynamo, Chemistro, Whiplash, Blizzard, AIM, etc).

The Cube is Gamma-radiation/other mysterious energy-based villains (Leader, Abomination, Zzzax, Absorbing Man, Wrecker, etc).

The Raft is “Oh Shit” level villains either due to powers (Graviton, Purple Man) or influence (Baron Zemo).

The Big House is the least-clearly defined in purpose but mostly contained enemies of Captain America and the Fantastic Four.

Characters appearing and/or mentioned:

1.       Iron Man (Tony Stark)

2.       Lucia Von Bardas

3.       Doctor Doom

4.       A.I.M.

5.       Jarvis (A.I)

6.       Pepper Potts

7.       Wrecker

8.       Zzzax

9.       Absorbing Man

10.   Doctor Samson

11.   Hulk (Bruce Banner)

12.   S.H.I.E.L.D.

13.   General “Thunderbolt” Ross

14.   Leader

15.   Abomination

16.   Thor

17.   Balder the Brave

18.   Odin

19.   Jane Foster

20.   Jimmy Woo

21.   Ant-Man (Hank Pym)

22.   Ultron

23.   Mad Thinker

24.   Maria Hill

25.   Wasp (Janet Van Dyne)

26.   Nick Fury

27.   Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff)

28.   Hawkeye (Clint Barton)

29.   Blizzard

30.   Baron Von Strucker

31.   Mandrill

32.   MODOK

33.   Griffin

34.   Red Ghost & the Super Apes

35.   Whirlwind

36.   Grey Gargoyle

37.   Constrictor

38.   Clay Quartermain

39.   Vector

40.   U-Foes

41.   Whiplash

42.   Chemistro

43.   Cobra

44.   Crimson Dynamo

45.   Baron Zemo

46.   Purple Man

47.   Graviton

[robotdragonfanatic]

Why the Animus is important

Why the Animus is important

[SPOILERS for the end of Darksiders Genesis. Long Post below]

One thing that always bothered my about the Animus is how it supposedly ‘corrupted’ humans with “…everything their Creator denied them. Fear, hatred, lust…” when they were already on Earth.

The very planet -full of predators, diseases and poisonous plants- where Fear is the main instinct for survival. So even with humans not initially having an instinct like that, they would’ve learned it eventually- maybe in a generation two. The same with Hatred and Lust. Humans are constantly said to be the creative ones and how they have the capacity to learn. Why would complex emotions be any different that regular factual knowledge?

Lust would easily develop in a world where basic resources (food, water & shelter) are hard to acquire thanks to all those predators and poisonous plants (among other things), so hoarding instincts would kick in. Eventually, the lust for more and more, since those that have food and shelter etc. are most likely to survive.

And in turn, Hatred would rear its ugly head due to the frustration at having a small number of humans hoarding all the goods while others have to scrape by with what remains.

So ultimately the Animus was a waste of effort on Lucifer’s part.

… Or was it?

Eden was a paradise filled with everything Humans would ever need to catch up to the other two Kingdoms. A realm of “Beauty, peace and plenty” as it’s described in the Abomination Vault novel. Meaning: abundant resources, access to knowledge via the Tree of Knowledge, and protection from predators and other natural dangers (if there eve are any to begin with) etc.

Then how is the Third Kingdom supposed to function as part of the Balance, if they’re so skewed towards “good” things? How will they fight the final battle against Heaven and Hell if all they know is Peace?

What would be the point of a Third Kingdom is Heaven already exists to represent all things “Good” as a balance against Hell’s “Evil”? How is that balanced?

Humans would know only positive emotions and don’t know what danger means. Even if they explored the other realms and learned about the “evil” side of the Balance, their knowledge would be merely factual. There wouldn’t really be any understanding of Fear, Hatred, Greed, Lust, Sadness etc.

So why would the Creator put them there, in Eden that keeps them from experiencing balance?

Answer: He/They/It didn’t. Eden was given to Humans- most likely by the Council. Or Heaven if the architecture and terrain is anything to go by- it looks almost identical to Lostlight (a shadow of the White City).

Whoever the gifter was, Eden’s effects on Humans would’ve been highly detrimental as far as the Balance is concerned. As a result, the Council didn’t do anything to protect Eden itself before the Nephilim wanted it for itself (but Eden did, placing angelic soldiers to act as its guards). The Council only sent the Horsemen to slay t the Nephilim when they mobilised against Humanity. And later, by the Council’s decree, Humans were placed on Earth- a more balanced world where they could experience all that Eden didn’t allow them: the good and the bad.

Then why bother with the Animus if Earth already did its job?

Answer: Lucifer has no idea what Earth is like. For all he and the rest of the universe know, Earth could just be a copy of Eden.

Meaning the Animus’s corruption would be necessary to keep Humans from being irreversibly skewed towards Heaven’s ideals of ‘good’. Hell would’ve been at a huge disadvantage otherwise, with the other two Kingdoms potentially joining forces against them, before Heaven inevitably turned on the Kingdom of Man for not being “good” enough. Thereby seamlessly wining the War with minimal casualties.

[beautiesandheadcanons]

In my longer, lore-related posts, I’ve covered a few different things, including the history of Lord Raiden in Mortal Kombat, biographies of Dorian Pavus and Maeveris Tilani from the Dragon Age universe, and the history of the Qunari people and culture, also from Dragon Age. But so far I haven’t touched anything or anyone from Fallout, and so today I’m going to remedy that.

The very first Fallout game I ever played was 4 (I know, I know, I did go back and play 3 and New Vegas, don’t worry fellow fans) and as such some of my strongest ties are with that particular game. And while one character in particular isn’t the first companion you encounter, he quickly became my favourite (and I also continually curse Todd Howard for not making him romanceable!).

Nick Valentine has an interesting history. His memories and personality come from a pre-war detective of the same name who, after the traumatic death of his fiancée Jennifer Lands at the hands of infamous mobster Eddie Winter, submits himself to an experiment at the Commonwealth Institute of Technology (the remnants of which later became the Institute) that scanned his brain as part of treatment for PTSD. What happened to the original Nick is unknown, but whether he died during the initial nuclear bombing in 2077 or died sometime after, he is long gone by the time the events of Fallout 4 takes place in 2287. The Nick we get to meet in game is one of two prototype synths leftover from when the Institute was experimenting with expanding and furthering their synth program. His “brother” DiMA’s AI was allowed to develop a personality naturally, while Institute scientists attempted to implant the memories and personality of the original Nick into the prototype that would become our in-game companion. Since it was an unknown procedure at the time, the scientists had issues with the transplantation, and while sometimes it would seem to take, other times it wouldn’t. In observing what seemed to be the torture of his brother, DiMA escaped the Institute with Nick in tow to spare him further abuse. Unfortunately, after their escape, the personality and memories took root a little too hard, synth Nick thought he was really the original Nick, and in his confusion he attacked DiMA and forced his brother to knock him out and leave him.

While later on, the population of the Commonwealth would be extremely suspicious of synths and anything Institute-related, at this point in time they didn’t know much and so he was greeted with a mix of awe, curiousity, and a little fear at the unknown. In talking with Nick, he’ll tell the Sole Survivor of a kid he befriended known only as Jim, and that he was the first human contact he had post-Institute. In another story, he’ll tell of how he was permitted in Diamond City (a settlement known for its anti-synth and anti-ghoul stance) by rescuing the Mayor’s kidnapped daughter. Though he didn’t realise who she was when he stumbled upon her kidnappers, and despite not having a weapon, he was able to bluff his way into getting the abductors to leave by pretending to activate a bomb inside himself and just saying “beep” repeatedly as if in countdown. One he returned the daughter to the Mayor, he gave him a house as thanks and for the first time since he woke up, he had a sense of stability. He initially worked around town as a handyman, but because of his detective skills that kept being brought up and used, over time he stopped fixing things and became a detective full time.

It was one of his cases that lead to him meeting the Sole Survivor in an old Vault. In following a lead on a woman named Darla who was believed to be kidnapped – spoiler, she was not, she ran away with her gangster boyfriend – he was captured by Skinny Malone’s gang and imprisoned in the hideout they’d made out of Vault 114 nestled in the Park Street subway station. The Sole Survivor breaks him out and escapes with him, and upon leaving the Vault and meeting back up at his office, they reveal that they need him to help them find their missing son. Nick will assist them in their endevour, interviewing them and revealing the identity of the person who shot their spouse and stole their son, taking them to the house of known mercenary Conrad Kellogg and then summoning Dogmeat to help the Sole Survivor track him down (if they aren’t already travelling with Dogmeat). After the Sole Survivor confronts Kellogg at Fort Hagen, he will lead them to Doctor Amari and also volunteer to host Kellogg’s memories so that the fate of the Sole Survivor’s son can be ascertained and confirmed.

His personal quest, called “Long Time Coming”, involves finishing the old case that the original Nick had been involved in regarding the gangster Eddie Winter. After tracking down all 10 holotapes involving Winter, it reveals the code that will work on the keypad outside Winter’s bunker in Andrew Station. Upon arriving at the bunker and opening it, instead of being empty, the bunker will be revealed to be inhabited by Winter himself … ghoulified, of course, but alive nonetheless. Nick’s affinity will increase if the Sole Survivor allows him to kill Eddie instead of killing him themselves. After the shootout is over, Nick will retrace his steps to a road outside a run-down sandwich shop, the place where Jennifer Lands was murdered over 200 years before. While not the original Nick, he’s given some closure by wrapping up one of old Nick’s “loose ends”. He still has some issues with his identity, with knowing who he is separate from the pre-war detective, but the Sole Survivor has a chance to reassure him that he is his own man apart from the old Nick.

While not required, if allowed to accompany the Sole Survivor in the DLC “Far Harbor”, he has a significant emotional importance to the questline. The beginning involves following up on a message from a former associate of Nick’s, Kenji Nakano, whose daughter has run off and he wants he found and retuned. All signs point to the island of Far Harbor, and once Nick and the Sole Survivor arrive, they are pointed in the direction of Acadia, a settlement founded and run entirely by synths who escaped the Institute. Some of them refused a memory wipe offered by the Railroad, others had a memory wipe that didn’t take well and suffer side effects from it, and others still figured out they were synth and are trying to come to terms with who and what they are and their identity. The leader of the settlement is DiMA, Nick’s brother, who immediately recognises Nick on sight but who Nick doesn’t remember. During the course of the main quest, the Sole Survivor is able to find proof of their relationship, and Nick accepts the truth and even starts to form a bond with DiMA by talking with him every time they enter Acadia. While he won’t approve if the Sole Survivor doesn’t hold DiMA accountable for murder, he seems to comes to terms with the decision and it doesn’t seem to affect his relationship with his brother too much … though this could also just be something the devs overlooked.

While outwardly he may just look like an old synth that’s starting to fall apart, Nick is full of charisma and personality and has an amazingly witty and sarcastic sense of humour. Especially when taken on board the Prydwen and surrounded by Brotherhood soldiers who hate synths and everything associated with the Institute, he won’t hold back if someone outright insults him. Sometimes it’s just a simple deflection … for instance, if a Brotherhood soldier mutters, “Abomination” then Nick will respond with, “Well, good afternoon to you, too.” He’s not afraid to get a little more aggressive when told, “You disgust me” and he’ll reply with, “Not much of a sight yourself.” He’ll even point out their hypocrisy when told, “No machine should have free will”, he’ll say, “Why? You jealous you had to turn yours in?” I also personally like the response to, “Don’t get any ideas, synth” when he’ll reply, “From you folks? I wouldn’t know where to look.” That humour helps to cover up his insecurities related to his conflicted feelings about his identity and who he is, and I wish that an in-game romance would help reassure him of who he is and his worth, similar to the way a romantic relationship between the Sole Survivor and John Hancock unfolds and develops. Unfortunately, Todd Howard and the Bethesda team denied us this chance, however mod authors have given us a chance to play it out with cut audio files spliced together to form the dialogue. Even without the mod, however, Nick always becomes one of my best friends, a voice of reason and a guiding hand to a Sole Survivor who so desperately needs it, but who will also call them out if they do something he disapproves of. Everyone needs a friend like Nick, and if you haven’t found one yet, I hope you will soon. <3

[latitudesunknown]

Day 22 on Tiny Haven

In her morning announcement, Marie is as cute as ever.

😂💛

I get a phone call from Mélo, who, unlike his father/uncle/whatever, is actually calling to give ME money. I love those two little raccoons. Nothing bad had better ever happen to them.

Talking about that, their shop keeps surprising me.

Still have no shelves, but yes, I’ll take a life size model of the human body, thank you.

Also, really nice touch, Nintendo. I had to sit on my hands not to buy it, and now that I see it again, the regret is intense. 😭

My praying on shooting stars yesterday has paid off. The beaches are littered with glowing rocks, and more wash ashore at the day progresses.

This being said, and I think I forgot to mention it yesterday, wishing on stars quickly started feeling more like a greedy grab at money than an innocent wish-making, just because there were so many stars to wish upon. Next time I’ll pace myself more.

In a bottle, I find a blueprint for a pocket library. 

So close to getting the blueprint to make books, and yet so far. Still, I LOVE pocket libraries, and can’t wait for the day I can place one in the middle of our little village.

(I also cannot wait for the day I can actually trace paths and roads. I have a horrible intuition that the prerequisite to unlock such a skill is to build that stupid camping grounds Tom wants me to build. How long till I cave in? Probably not long at all)

In the main square, I bump into a red dragon called “Djason”, which is just about the worst name anyone has ever received. Poor dude. Djason (seriously, hurts to even write it) is crazy about insects. 

I instantly wish I could introduce him to Thibou. That would not doubt be a discussion for the ages.

He tells me if I bring him 3 specimens of any insect, he will create a piece of art about that insect for me.

!!!

So many insects I love, and suddenly, my mind is blank. I have never seen an insect in my entire life. I am at a loss.

So as always when I’m at a loss, I just start running around. As I’m climbing up the cliff, a dragonfly zooms past my ear. A dragonfly! Of course! That’s my favourite insect, isn’t it?

Unfortunately, in the 2 seconds it takes me to whip my ladder back out and clamber down, the dragonfly has vanished.

I start running around again, and then I spot my true favourite insect and feel like an idiot.

🐝

A bee!

Of course it has to be a bee! Bees are literally my favourite creature on the entire planet. The day I get around to getting a tattoo, it’ll be a bee. Bees are perfect in every way.

Of course, excitement makes me sloppy, and I fail to catch that bee.

And the next bee I find, where I somehow manage to land right on her when vaulting across the river in my frenzy to get to it.

The third bee is in my garden, and I get so frenzied I end up whacking my flower bed with my net, while the little bee buzzes away, throwing me weird looks.

...

Nothing works. I leave the game opened while I work, standing in the middle of flowers. I pretend to gather wood and grass as if I couldn’t care less about bees, as if the bees would actually look at me and go “nah, she’s too eager, let’s stay hidden.”

In the end, I decide to catch what I can actually catch, and am soon walking around with my pockets brimming with crickets, butterflies and praying mantis.

(pretend you can’t see the bees. That’s a spoiler)

But I really want those bees.

There is a happy ending, of course. 

Not only did I finally manage to get a fucking grip long enough to catch 3 bees, but it turns out I was right to wait. Djason (*shudders*) will only accept one commission. If I had turned in those dragonflies, I would have been so gutted!

He says he will send me that painting soon. I can hardly wait.

That’s a little intense, Djason, but no worries, I have no intention of renegading on my order.

Now that this has been done, I can finally go about my regular business on the island, talk to my lovely neighbours, get gifts for no reason, etc.

Also Abraham comes and waters my garden, which is incredibly nice of him.

In the evening, I see something strange in the river, and soon realize it’s a giant bug.

😱😱😱

I have never felt such kinship to Thibou before. Abomination, indeed!

I see my first tarantula in weeks, and now that I know it’s worth a lot of money, I decide to catch it. Of course, like so many before me, I get bitten instead. By the time I wake up, it’s vanished, off to target another innocent victim.

But that’s okay. Today was very good, and I managed to caught my bees!

I go to bed with my head brimming with excitement for tomorrow’s fishing contest. I hope it’ll be as lovely as I’m expecting it to be. 🎣