#hes be such a good househusband

[thelaundrybitch]

OMG I love this!

I started watching the anime “The Way of the Househusband.” It’s giving me IDEAS.

@androidships007

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[nekrosmos]

I just woke up from a what’s supposed to be a 20 minutes nap but became 3 hours nap after taking my meds today 😂 can barely open my eyes as I type this

Here’s something random Price HC for you to distract you, not proof read so if it has errors my bad:

Price cared for a small plot of plant at the furthest region of the base he was stationed in. It started with one stubborn patch of green which looked half-crushed by careless boots and was barely clinging to life. Price noticed it one morning during his usual patrol. He paused, crouched down, knees cracking and he’s groaning like an old man he is and studied the struggling little plant. “Tough little bugger,” he thinks.

For some reason, he came back afterwards and poured some water on the poor shrub, and then again the next day, and again on the next next day, watching as the plant loses its yellowing green and grow new sprouts.

He could hardly consider this “farming” or “gardening”, but slowly he started getting more stuff for this routine of his. Like a broken mug as a way to scoop the dirt or picking up a random stray’s dung and pat it into the ground as fertilizer.

The men sometimes caught him lingering by the plants, but no one questioned it. They just assumed their captain was doing some sort of “tactical assessment” of the terrain. If anyone noticed the occasional frost-free patch or the odd green shoot looking a little healthier than before, they chalked it up to luck or nature, when actually it has been the Captain who’s been taking care of the plants on that place.

I don’t know where this is going, but I just think it’s funny to imagine Price walking around and going, “wait, have I watered that bugger today” or like imagining him squatting and fussing about some random plants, talking to it like he’s talking to another soldier.

Something something him being tender to the things no one cares about something something…anyways!! Hope this is enough to distract bud, I’ve yet to catch on on you and Jack’s stuff which I will do later or tomorrow myehehe

Oh this is adorable Gomz !!! Love Price talking to a plant like he's talking to his soldiers. Lots of threats. A (gentle) pat on the leaves. He's so proud when the thing starts getting bigger and stronger. Tough bugger alright. Whenever John is annoyed by his superiors or by bureaucracy, he goes outside and takes care of that plant. Beats yelling at some wide-eyed recruits some days.

Maybe this unlocks something in his brain and he starts to enjoy gardening ?? Nik notices and buys him the required tools next time they're on break together. Price has a small house somewhere in England, with a small garden but he always kept it as practical as he could, nothing fancy. Now he's thinking of growing some plants, some veggies, maybe get his own food so Nik can cook him some homemade meal with homegrown vegetable.

It's a nice little hobby he grows to enjoy, takes his mind out of the job for a few hours and makes him spend some energy (which he always has too much of whenever he's not at work.). Nik loves to sit on a garden chair outside and watch him work while enjoying some tea. It's nice to see John take some time off.

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’ve all said it before but ill say it again, sam should have gotten lucifer pregnant and that should have been the jack origin. if she was jessifer at the time, even better <3

[isa-ah]

crick is a few years older than isaiah... what if he had very faint i was a little boy memories of isaiahs mom before she died oxo

[lizhly-writes]

peering suspiciously at my OC. why are you such a trophy wife. boy has zero desire to do anything but read shitty novels and have sex and raise kids and drink alcohol and maybe start a skincare routine.

your parents hate you for having zero ambition and i'm also confused at you for your zero ambition. i created you, why don't you have anything. i'm not asking that you build a multimillion dollar company or anything, just... why don't you want to do anything.

what about a hobby? a new one? something that isn't some weird memorial of that time before you died? a normal hobby, that's all i'm asking.

god. you're lucky you're pretty.

[distortedclouds]

Annie, when the ambassador job is too stressful: fuck this job *goes to work anyways*

Armin, when the ambassador job is too stressful:

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Ariiii your tags on my silly lil drawings make me wanna cry 😭😭 you’re too kind ily. Thank you for taking the time to say such lovely things they’re deeply appreciated

I’m SO glad you see the Norijaku vision 🙏 I wasn’t sure if the ppl would like it but I just KNEW you’d get it. You get me

I know you’re busy with things, so PLEASE no rush or pressure, but do you have any Laios thoughts? He’s plaguing my mind & altering my brain matter

Again tysm !! 🥺💙

ODI THE HEART MAN IS KILLING ME 😭😭😭😭😭 … i love you so much . hugging you soso tightly!!!!! and please understand that your art is literally my favorite thing ever……. i’m the one who’s thankful!!!!!!!!!! every time i see an odi doodle on my dash my brain explodes a little bit (very positive) :33

NORIJAKU IS SOOOOOO FUCKING HOT ACTUALLY THANK YOU FOR OPENING MY EYES. the most toxic kenny . i think i need him. geto is a papa but kamo is a DILF . and one thing abt me is i support dilfjaku 🫡🫡🫡 thank you thank youuu for the good food !!!! i hope you realize you’re carrying kennynation on your shoulders…… we worship you <3333

ANDDDD . LAIOS THOUGHTS 😳😳 ….. he has been plaguing me too odi . i have. a lot of thoughts about him . i can’t stop thinking abt knight!laios……. or childhood friend!laios ………… maybe both. laios who grows up right by your side, who rants to you about monster lore, who promises that he’ll show you a dragon one day . who ends up wielding a sword and becoming a knight, without ever telling you why. who travels around forests and mountains and seas, protects villages and befriends royals, but all he cares about is seeing new monsters. who always, always comes back to you right when you start to wonder if he’s forgotten about his old life. who knocks on your door one morning, with the biggest grin you’ve ever seen him wear, all giddy and bright, and takes you with him to a cavern high up in the mountains. who holds your hand and walks with you to the very depths, until you’re face to face with an old, weary, sleeping dragon; curled up on a pile of gold.

laios who loves monsters more than anything, who wants nothing more than to study every single part of the creature in front of him — but his eyes stay glued to you. watching your reaction.

and when your lips curl up into an awestruck, delighted little smile — he can’t help but mirror it. squeezing your hand just a little tighter.

[here-comes-the-moose]

What I need from Good Omens Season 2 is for Crowley to enter his househusband era.

[firebuug]

having someone call ur food good is unmatched why didn't anyone tell me before. i 💚 cooking

[heyimkana]

I will take househusband Toji and leave

i'm afraid you're gonna have to fight me nonnie 🙂

[july-19th-club]

bcs and brba are shows obsessed with the idea of karma and comeuppance and the men most obsessed with Manhood in those shows always get the most criticism from the narrative BUT there is also such an extreme ratio of 'white men' to 'any other characters of relevance' that it rings a little hollow and the very last thing that happens in the entire canon is a man who had stringently resisted machismo finally going off to 'the last frontier' to, presumably, be a man alone

[yuwuta]

PLS PLS PLSSSSS keep talking about kids with olympic athletes! gojo and nanami pls pls pls i have to Know. everything u wrote about yuuta was already so so cute

(prev olympics au here)

the gojo twins are hilarious because your baby boy looks exactly like satoru, but has very little of his personality—it seems like the only things he inherited was satoru’s love for sweets and love for you. still, even though he’s a strong swimmer, he much prefers to relax in his floaties alongside you if you’re also in the pool, or chill by your side on a lounge chair, glasses too big for his face keeping the sun out of his eyes as he shares his smoothie with you, and asks to borrow your phone to take pictures of his sister and daddy in the pool. 

your baby girl on the other hand… she might have your face but she’s got satoru’s everything else—his competitive streak, his confidence, and definitely his mischievous nature. she’s the one who tiptoes into your bedroom at five in the morning, tapping at her daddy’s shoulders, and putting her little finger over his lip to shush him before he can wake you up; she’s always the one to convince satoru to take her swimming the backyard at the crack of dawn, and why by the time you and your baby boy wake up, she and satoru are already past warm up laps and swimming lessons and onto who can make the splashiest canonball competitions (she always wins because while her tiny body can endure a belly flop, satoru’s years of training physically doesn’t allow him to do it… and maybe because he’s not so competitive when it comes to his baby girl, he’ll always let her win). 

kento’s professional judo career honestly doesn’t last very long. after his first olympic games, you two start dating and he proposes just after he wins gold the second time he’s in the olympics; he does maybe two more years of national competitions while you’re pregnant, and decides that the intense training for the next two years in preparation of a third olympic competition isn’t worth missing time he could spend with you or your baby girl—plus, with all the money he’s made from competitions, winning gold medals, brand ambassadorships, commercials, and collaborations, he had enough money to provide for all of your for the rest of your lives. so, that’s what he does (his dream has always been to be a househusband, anyway...) his previous salaryman career comes in handy when deciding how to invest his money, how to buy a house, how to take care of his friends, how to set up a fund for your daughter, and an extra account or two… just incase more babies come along… 

by the time your baby girl is four, she’s already kento’s biggest fan. she loudly and proudly proclaims to everybody that her daddy was basically superman and won all the shiny trophies and medals in the house from when he was being a superhero. if anyone recognizes kento when they’re out together, she always confirms their suspicions, proudly boasting, “yeah kento is my daddy! he’s a winner!” it always makes kento’s heart swell to hear her praise. he doesn’t compete professionally anymore, but he does train from time to time, and has taken on a few mentees, and your daughter LOVES to watch him coach/train. she’s got her own uniform that she always puts on whenever they go to the gym together, and gets so excited when kento or ino or yuuji pretend to spar with her. 

she’s honestly kento’s mini figure. she’s respectful and reserved, but strong and knows when to fight and how to use her voice. there’s a time when he gets a call from her school saying that she got in a fight, the principal frames it as your daughter needlessly pushing around an older kid, but your daughter is certain in her words when she tells her dad that it was because the kid was being mean to the younger kids, and to her. kento doesn’t say a word to the teachers—doesn’t even fight them sending her home early for the day, because he’s happy to scoop her up and take her out for ice cream and tell her that he’s proud of her.

[giantkillerjack]

Watching the new season of The Way of the Househusband anime on Netflix - I totally forgot that he had a fellow ex-Yakuza rival that is... always trying to be better at domesticity than him! XD

[here's a gif of Tatsu and Tora facing off in the live-action adaptation, which is also really good!]

[frenchfrywrites]

Peeling at my fucking wallpaper, sweating, growling and moaning thinking about trey with a mustache

[koinotame]

genuinely so happy youre back, ive been rereading your ao3 works (specifically husband childe) so much i could probably recite them word for word atp lol

wahh thank you!!! hopefully the edited version has been living up to that standard