#househusband crowley

[here-comes-the-moose]

What I need from Good Omens Season 2 is for Crowley to enter his househusband era.

[dotster001]

Househusband Au HC'S

Summary:Crewel/Crowley/Vil/Rook/Malleus/Idia x gn!reader

Requested by @stygianoir

A/N: my tag list is still packed so hopefully you guys find this 😂

CW:sus gardener Rook, discussions of Idia's depression and fear of death, but I think that's it

Part Two. Part Three

Most well dressed parent at the PTA meeting. Puts everyone to shame, and makes all the other parents and teachers jealous.

Cooks five star meals exclusively , and makes sure you get your proper intake of nutrients. He can't have his favorite pup lacking in proper nutrition!

One hundred percent coordinates your outfits for you everyday. You're the best dressed worker, all because your husband hand sews you outfits designed to blow the competition out of the water.

Pretends he's not snuggly, until nighttime, then he gets pouty. He'll be aggressively folding laundry, and not speaking to you until you come to bed and let him hold you.

You own twelve dogs. Each dog has an individual diet it is on, that is hand made by him everyday. He knows exactly what every dog needs, and makes sure to memorize what each dog needs.

If you want kids, you will adopt/birth at least three. He likes a full house. Majored in alchemy before he settled down as your househusband, and is more than happy to tutor not just your kids, but also their friends, in alchemy.

Sings like Roger from 101 dalmatians because I said so. Also he plays the piano like him. Because I said so. I'm weak okay!

They say he had an illustrious career as a model, then he met you. That's only half true though. He was planning on retiring anyway, and just happened to meet you around that time. He likes to let the tabloids believe it was all your fault. It makes him laugh. Vil Schoenheit bows to no one! Now drink your smoothie!

Healthy meals constantly. He somehow managed to make them all taste good though. It's a little suspicious honestly…what does he put in that smoothie? You never liked smoothies for breakfast before…

He likes to do your nightly routine for you. It's his love language. At 7 pm sharp, he clears his throat, and gestures for you to sit down. Then he brushes out your hair, does your skin care routine, dresses you in pajamas, and tucks you in, making sure to give you a kiss on the forehead before he joins you.

If you aren't home in time for your nightly routine, he goes to bed early, turned away from your side of the bed. He will not speak to you, even though you know full well he is awake. He knows deep down it's not your fault, but he has simmering rage and no one else to take it out on.

That said, when you do fight (which you do a lot) he'll storm out before he can be particularly nasty. But you'll wake up to a single rose on the pillow next to you, and a new pair of shoes to wear to work.

You have one fluffy white cat, or one child. It's one or the other in Vil's pristine house. This isn't a barn, for seven's sake.

Cooks, cleans, gardens…. he's made for this life. You don't even know where he gets the time for it.

Rook prides himself on having the best garden in the neighborhood. Your neighbors asked him what fertilizer he used, and he wrapped an arm around you and giggled about how it was "the most organic around". Considering the last time you had to do laundry there were red stains on his clothes, you choose not to ask questions.

If you have kids, there are three of them, each two years apart. He makes the perfect paper bag lunches for them everyday, with little french notes in them (raising bilingual kids in this family). As he drops them off at school he kisses each one on the top of the head, and jovially waves them off.

You have two dogs that he takes hunting with him on his solo weekends (they aren't often, because he can barely stand to part from you!) But you also have a rabbit. He gave it your name, and likes to tease you by saying how he "caught his lapin" and never saying whether he's referring to you or the rabbit.

Another one who makes sure you look your best at work. But his favorite thing is when you forget your lunch, and he "has" to bring it to work for you. This is when he is at his most dressed up, and your outfits compliment eachother the most. He loves the gazes of envy that come his way as he kisses you and hands you your lunch.

When he's not doing chores at break neck speed, he wants you to either be in his arms, or him in yours. He doesn't care which! Please, his poor heart needs you!

Trust fund baby. Born rich, then married you. Tried to convince you not to work, but you wanted to, for whatever reason, so he "allows" it. (Who is he kidding? He could never deny you anything, what a simp) he sulks all day though, moping like a lovesick teen until you come home. Heaven forbid you forget something and have to come back in before you actually left, because he has your boss on speed dial, and will call you in sick. Oh, you just left your wallet? Too late, he assumed you had fallen ill and had chosen to stay home with him! 

He's a little clueless on cooking and household chores (Lilia is no help) but he tries! Boy does he try! And it's not half bad. Not stellar, but not bad. You've only gotten food poisoning once, and he's only ever burnt a hole in two of your shirts with an iron.

Loves to serenade you with his violin on special occasions. You know the evening is going to be wonderful when he pulls it out. Oftentimes, it's a song he wrote for you, and sometimes he even sings along.  His deep timbre will often have you so relaxed that you start to drift off. He's fine with that! More time to cuddle!

Speaking of, he starts the night out by laying on his side of the bed, and by the end of the night he is wrapped around you like a koala. He also gets very hot at night. You often don't need a blanket. You asked him about it once, and he said something about "draconic internal temperature regulation", whatever the fuck that means.

You had to put him on a budget because he buys you every shiny thing he sees. He always goes over budget, and always insists it's the last time and it will never happen again. This, friends, is what we call a lie.

He's only a househusband in name, really. He still has an income/job in the form of streaming and YouTube videos. But he stays at home, and likes it when you call him your househusband. He gets all blushy and smiley. He likes the idea of being the one you look forward to coming home to.

Ortho lives with you both, obviously. And he does all the cooking and cleaning. But he and Idia have an unspoken agreement that if you ask, he helped too.

Calls you at work at least once a day. It's always during your lunch break though, so that you can "eat lunch together" You know his mental health difficulties are acting up if he calls you more than once though.You don't have to come home, he'll be alright, he just needs to hear your voice.

His stream only knows you as player 2. When you get back from work, he'll say "Oh player 2 just got home!" And get so excited. He'll run off stream to give you a kiss, and won't come back until you remind him he's streaming. His followers have been there through the whole progression of your relationship, and despite not knowing what you look like, and only hearing your voice off screen every once in a while, they adore Gloomy Samurai and Player 2.

You always have two cats at a time, usually the ones at the shelter or humane society that are bonded or siblings. He doesn't want to separate a family, and also gets nervous about the inevitability of death. So you always have two cats. That way if something happens you always have one.

Yes. You get him to start telehealth therapy, and medication. Why do you ask?

He tries, bless his heart. His cooking is not bad, but his cleaning skills are subpar. To be honest, he's not cut out for the househusband life, but you've heard horror stories about how he handled his previous jobs. So for the sake of the world, you do your best to ensure he stays here.

"He's so generous" 🙄 Any time he goes a little bit above what you expected from him, he drops that line. A particularly good dessert? How generous. He actually folded laundry today? So magnanimous. But it hurts his pride if you don't agree, and you married him for some reason, right?

He has an allowance, and usually spends all of it. Sometimes it's gifts for you, but a lot of times it's for him. Which, it's his allowance, so that's fine. But he buys the weirdest stuff and doesn't use it. It just sits around your home.

If you have to work on something on the home computer, good luck to you. Home is for loving him, not working! He'll slip into your lap, give you a sexy pout, and start caressing your cheek, and tracing shapes into your neck. Then he'll start talking about how you're neglecting him, just put the work away and come cuddle with him. 

Where he shines though, is if you guys end up with kids. He's a surprisingly good father, making sure they all are clean, safe, and well fed. He helps with homework, and is surprisingly good at it, he's good at seeing what their needs are, he knows immediately when one of the kids is sick, and is at the doctor right away… you don't know where these skills came from. But the second the kids are in bed, he's back to being your needy husband.

[arent-i-the-fairest]

I can't live like this any longer. PLEASE I NEED YOU TO WRITE NEIGE CONTENT OF ANYTHING PLEASEEEEE

𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 (𝟐)

he takes care of you while you’re sick. (romantic)

author’s note : in addition to neige, i wrote hcs for che’nya and rollo! i love these three so much <333

crowley, crewel, and sam ver. of this prompt here!

neige leblanche

“you really called off a photoshoot just to come take care of me? you know you didn’t have to,” you said, smiling softly. neige shook his head.

“oh, i know, i know. but i just couldn’t help myself. the thought of you being all alone while sick just makes me so sad!” he pouts, taking your hands in his. “so i had to come! now, come on and lay down. take it easy and just leave everything to me! i’ll take good care of you.”

he babies you so hard, it’s to the point you almost feel embarrassed. like, he spoons feed you and everything. but he seems no shame in it!

he also decides to take it upon himself to do all ramshackle’s housekeeping and chores for you. (househusband material, honestly.)

no matter how many times you warn him that your sickness is contagious, he can’t resist giving you little kisses throughout the day. so it was no surprise when he called saying he was sick the next day…

“don’t say you didn’t expect this to happen, neige.”

neige only let out a whine and hid his face in the fluffy pile of blankets you brought him. as much as you wanted to scold him for not listening to your warnings, seeing him in such a pitiful state made it impossible.

you’ll save the lecture for later. for now, you’ll be gentle with him, just like he was with you while you were sick.

che’nya

“oh my, you’re not looking too well!” che’nya chuckles, quirking his head to the side as he looks at you. “well, don’t worry. nurse artemiy artemiyevich pinker is here to help you recover!”

you didn’t have the highest expectations when it came to his caregiving skills, but he actually does really well at taking care of you. he’s very attentive when it comes to your needs. be warned though, he will ask you if you’re feeling better like every 20 minutes just to annoy you.

he’ll exaggerate his cat behaviors to entertain you— and maybe to get you to coo over him being cute. he’ll knead blankets (or perhaps your lap if he wants to rest there instead), bump his head against you, and the like. if you had a cat toy, he’d probably play with it. all without feeling the slightest bit of embarrassment too.

“i’ve gotta ask… did you really come here to take care of me, or was this just an elaborate plan to get me to pet you?” you joked as you scratched behind che’nya’s ears.

“oh no, you’ve caught on! i just came for some pets,” he teased back, purring and leaning into your touch. “— just kidding, of course. hehe.”

you chuckle and lay your head against his chest, listening to the calming sound of his purring as you drift off to sleep.

rollo flamme

you got sick from getting hit by several spells. the perpetrators were none other than ace and deuce, whose fight you accidentally got caught in the crossfire of. (they’ve apologized to you over ten times for this..)

with all the chaos that’s been thrown your way so far, you hardly cared. this is just another tuesday at nrc for you. but you know who did care? rollo.

needless to say, he was not happy to hear of this situation. it’s only served to support his resolve of wanting to eradicate magic.

he tries to hide his anger about the context of how you got sick… and he doesn’t do a good job at it. you’ll look at him once in a while and his face will be twisted up in a scowl. or sometimes you’ll hear him muttering under his breath about “vile reckless mages…” and the like.

knowing how no-nonsense he is, you were a bit nervous about being in his care. but he ended up being a lot more gentle with you than you expected! (… he still made you study though. no falling behind in school on his watch.)

just like neige, he took it upon himself to do all the housekeeping for you. and you swear, you’ve never seen ramshackle so spotless. rollo does not play when it comes to cleanliness.

you watch in amusement as ace and deuce desperately try to convince rollo to let them enter your dorm. rollo is not even slightly swayed by their pleas, standing his ground on not letting them step foot in ramshackle.

“you two are the reason the prefect is ill in the first place. you’ve proven yourselves to be dangerous. i will not take the risk of letting you miscreants in and causing any more trouble for them.” rollo glares down at the pair, getting ready to shut the door on them. you quietly laugh at how protective he’s being.

you walk over to rollo, gently pulling him away from the door to let ace and deuce in. “come on, rollo. let them in. i’m sure they’ll be on their best behavior, especially with you here watching them like a hawk.”

rollo sighs and finally relaxes. “hmph… fine.”

[dorian-they-ao3]

it is so so important to me that Aziraphale said “I forgive you”

there’s a variety of theories floating about out there but I personally believe he was saying “I forgive you” in the celestial sense because like. Aziraphale is basically the right hand of God now, right? So saying “I forgive you” is him saying “I’m not going to condemn you or cast you out for rejecting Heaven.” “I forgive you” as in “I won’t hold this choice against you.”

So the “I forgive you” leaves the door open. Aziraphale is waiting for Crowley to change his mind. Crowley is waiting for Aziraphale to come to his senses. So S3 is gonna be all about who caves in first, which is basically like putting two marbles on a slope & seeing which one gravity decides will reach its inevitable conclusion first.

bottom line is these are two beings who love each other and know they both want to spend eternity together but they’re currently having a disagreement over a job offer. A job offer from an historically corrupt company that Aziraphale believes could make a difference in the world with the right person in charge. The problem is not only is he not actually going to be in charge, but this job is going to move them across the universe from the home they’ve built together & force them to give up all of their prized worldly possessions while also requiring both of them to be working for said company. A company that Crowley was fired from several millennia ago all because he asked too many questions and didn’t agree with what management was doing. And now that he’s gotten comfortable being a plantdad-househusband who fudges memos to home office, he really doesn’t want to return to any work at all, let alone for the awful company that fired him in the first place.

So either Aziraphale needs to actually start making a enough of a positive difference that Crowley can admit that Heaven is sort of alright now (unlikely), or, after Aziraphale makes some sweeping celestial changes, he realises his work is basically done so he can leave the company in good hands (hello Muriel) and go back home to his life & his husband, kiss & make up, and live happily ever after (even more unlikely).

OR — and most likely — Aziraphale needs to realise that no matter what he does he can’t change The Way Things Are bc the system of Heaven & Hell itself is broken and needs to be demolished. So he abandons Heaven, reunites with Crowley, does the I Was Wrong dance, and fights alongside the humans in the upcoming Us vs Them battle, hand-in-hand with the love of his nearly-endless existence. And then we’ll ALL live happily ever after.

bottom line: it’s all going to be alright.

[hunn1e-bunn1e]

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ingame voicelines

housewardens try to woo you but the first-year rizz is unmatched

housewardens forget that they are your boyfriend when they are drunk

you feel a lot like love

the princess treatment

voicelines about you

courting, pining, or flirting?

"no, wait, can't we handle this another way? don't leave me!", yandere

not your fairytale monarch, yandere

you fall asleep in class

the key to my heart

househusband azul

i've become the villain's lover!

casual touches

he's a ten, but he...

yan!azul with a soulmate s/o, yandere

my last name belongs to you

you make them plushies

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

"without you, i am nothing. i am empty", yandere

when he sees me AKA the fic with the moon goddess story

yuu's food truck

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incorrect quotes - I

+ nsfw +

aphrodisiac + breeding, nsfw

jade leech

the reversed cinderella tale + art

the look on your face thrilling, and i can't take my eyes off it

breaking up/yuu moving on

why not me?

insatiable

the princess treatment

voicelines about you

courting, pining, or flirting?

teeth

the key to my heart

eel toofies

lovesick + first date, yandere

fantasy + lazy morning, yandere

launch our love

the beatrice letters by lemony snicket, sad poems interpreted as happy

are you lonesome tonight? + not so lonesome tonight

jade narrating stuff yuu does

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

the private (not) thoughts of a moray - I, II, III, IV, V, ...

dancing with the tweels

eel wedding! inspired by (x)

eels are cowards w/ their crush

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incorrect quotes - I

floyd leech

the reversed cinderella tale + art

breaking up/yuu moving on

why not me?

waking up with floyd leech

the princess treatment

voicelines about you

courting, pining, or flirting?

the key to my heart

lovesick + first date, yandere

my last name belongs to you

are you lonesome tonight? + not so lonesome tonight

"i swear, if anyone lays a hand on you, i'll cut their arm off."

squishy squishy baby fishy

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

dancing with the tweels

eels are cowards w/ their crush

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incorrect quotes - I, II, III

1 (you are here!) - 2

[juno-of-wonderland]

I wanna cook for the twst staff so bad

make me a househusband and invite your friends you slut. (Crowley. Crowley. I want to bang Crowley.)

Rook picks up cats off the street. And fosters them. Especially like one eyed cats or black cats

Vil hates the taste of expensive beers and prefers “feminine” drinks

Lila has a talent for just sensing weak spots and usually teases his boys by squeezing or poking their ticklish spots.

impure thoughts were detected Juno will be rebooted for being a pervert

[gradienta]

Good Omens 2 EP5-6 SPOILERS

Spoiler time!

😂😂😂

Aziraphale is one of a kind.

Crowley is a husband material and husband material only. Have you seen him, lady?

That's heartbreaking. Crowley is so traumatised by that.

But now Gabriel is just a baby, and he doesn't understand Crowley's anger.

Aww, irritated dancing... 😂😂😂

What OUTFIT is this?! Gabriel, come on! No wonder nobody believed him.

Aziraphale and Crowley are so so so married.

This is the sexiest being:

Thanks for the educational value, Good Omens 2!

Great quotes by Gabriel: "Nah."

Ahhhh, that's what Gabriel meant. Those assholes...

Said with the same tone as "YOU WHAT?!" (GO1, the "didn't you have a flaming sword?" scene)

Well, Gabriel and Beelzebub definitely look cozy together.

Great quotes by Gabriel: "Instead of Armaggedon, what about... no Armaggedon?"

The second Heaven+Hell couple in the making.

THESE GENEROUS DEMONS! Aziraphale, keep up and offer Crowley a place to stay!

The proud smile of Crowley when he was looking from the window at his irritated angel? Beautiful.

Once again, the generosity of Crowley. He is offering THEIR SPOT!

They are asking if they have done anything wrong. That is... I have no words. That's what happen when somebody blindly follows instructions.

A DATE. A DATE AT THE RITZ

Anxious Crowley being a good househusband? THE BEST HUSBAND MATERIAL EVER

Has.... has Nina just called Maggie an angel?

OH MY GOD ARE THEY GOING TO CONFESS???????? WAIT WAIT I'M NOT READY YET *wheezing*

OH MY GOD, AZIRAPHALE, THEY'VE BEEN AUTHORISING KILLING OFF KIDS FOR A BET! Where is the truth in that?

This is so beautiful and emotional. Wow. WOW

Truer words have never been spoken.

Nooo!!! No! Aziraphale, you idiot...

That certain night, the night we met, There was magic abroad in the air, There were angels dining at the Ritz And a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square. (link to wiki)

No nightingales...

WHAT!? THERE'S KISSING??? They made it an official love story, not just covering with bromance! There's one thing I didn't expect - this:

Do they have to destroy me like this? What is happening? They love each other! 😭😭😭 I don't understand...

I am shocked, sad and don't know what to think.

Is this really going to be how they part ways? Come on. Come on!

Crowley's waiting for him despite everything. Come on! Aziraphale! You know better!

No. Nooo! Don't let it be the end!

That's not how I was hoping it to end.

[monstermoviedean]

I promise I’m not a bot I just use this account in case I can’t access my main, but I HAD to say your Househusband!Benny/Crowley post had me SMILING omg, literally thee perfect dynamic I’m screaming!!!!! 😭♥️♥️♥️♥️

oh no worries! I'm so so happy it made you smile!!!! i love their (imaginary) dynamic i think they could be so good for each other...helping each other see that they aren't monsters and learning to be a little more human together on their own terms. and of course just heaping attention on each other too.

[poplarstcollective]

Intro to the Poplar St.Collective!

Hello, everyone! I (@twin-skel3tons) run this account for the system! They can all post here, so I'll give the intros by alphabetical order! They're all ok to interact with, some just can't front if requested, as well as, if a little fronts, one of the adults has to be with them! People bolded are more frequent fronters! -Adam Murray. Prns:He/They/Spir/Spirits Role:Internal Self Helper, Protector. Srce:Mandela Catalouge. Signoff: -Adam. -Arthur Parnassus. Prns:He/Him Role:Caretaker. Srce:The House in The Cerulean Sea. Signoff: -A.P. -Aiden Prns:It/He/They Role:Host. Signoff: -Aiden!! -Ambrose/Acaia Prns:She/They Role:Little Srce:Pathfinder Signoff: -Ambrose, -Acaia -Aziphrale Prns:They/She/He Role:Caretaker Srce:Good Omens Signoff: -A, -Azi -Castiel Prns:He/Him Role:Protector, Memoryholder Srce:Supernatural Signoff: -Cas

-Clancy Prns:They/Them. Role:Memoryholder Srce:Trench (Twenty One Pilots) Signoff: -Clancy -Crowley Prns:He/It/They Role:Protector Srce:Good Omens Signoff: -C -Dean Prns:He/Him Role:Unknown. Srce:Supernatural Signoff: -Dean. -Eddie Prns:He/Him Role:Unknown. Srce:Venom Signoff: -Eddie.

-Five/Gallagher Prns:He/Him Role:Protector. Srce:The Umbrella Academy. Signoff: -F -Ghoulie Prns:It/Its Role:Unknown. Srce:Danger Days: The True Lives of The Fabulous Killjoys Signoff: -Fun Ghoul -Girl/Missile Kid Prns:She/Her Role:Little. Srce:Danger Days: The True Lives of The Fabulous Killjoys Signoff: -Girl. -Hunter Prns:They/He Role:Little Srce:The Owl House Signoff: -Hunter! -Jet Star Prns:He/She Role:Caretaker Srce:Danger Days: The True Lives of The Fabulous Killjoys Signoff: -Jet! -Jimmy Palmer Prns:He/Him Role:Unknown Srce:NCIS Signoff: -J.P! -Klaus Prns:He/They/It/ro/rose/roses/roses/roseself Role:Soother. Srce:The Umbrella Academy Signoff: -K -Kobra Prns:They/He/It Role:Unknown. Srce:Danger Days: The True Lives of The Fabulous Killjoys Signoff: -Kobra Kid. -Lucas K Prns:He/Him Role:Little Srce: The Walten Files (OC) Signoff: -L -Luz Prns:She/He Role:Unknown Srce:The Owl House Signoff: -Luz! -Mantis Prns:They/She Role:Soother Srce:Guardians of the Galaxy Signoff: -M -Mark H Prns:He/Him Role:Protector, Traumaholder Srce:Mandela Catalouge Signoff: -Mark. -Mei-Mei Prns:She/They Role:Little, Soother Srce: Turning Red Signoff: -Mei -Miguel Prns:He/Him Role:Little Srce:Coco Signoff: -M -Morrigan/Mars Prns:He/It/They Role:Protector Srce:Supernatural (OC) Signoff: -? -Nico Prns:Haunt/Haunts/Hauntself Role:Unknown Srce:Heroes of Olympus, Son of Neptune Signoff: -Nico -Opal/Claire Prns:She/Her Role:Little, traumaholder Srce:Jack Stauber's OPAL Signoff: -O -Percy Prns:He/Him Role:Protector Srce:Legend of Vox Machina Signoff: -P.D.R -Philza Prns:He/Him Role:Caretaker, Protector Srce:DSMP Signoff: -P -Pike Prns:She/They Role:Unknown Srce:Legend of Vox Machina Signoff: -P.T! -Rapunzel Prns:She/Her Role:Unknown Srce:Tangled Signoff: -Rapunzel! -Rogue Prns:He/Him. Haunt/Haunts. Static/Statics. Role:Internal Self Helper, Traumaholder. Srce:TribeTwelve. Signoff: -Rogue. -Rose Prns:She/Her Role:Unknown Srce:Dr.Who Signoff: !Rose! -Sunny Prns:He/Sun Role:Unknown Srce:FNAF:Security Breach Signoff: -S -Tatsu Prns:He/Him Role:Protector Srce:Way of The Househusband Signoff: -T Annnnd, that should be it! That's a lot, I know, its worth it to read through, though!

[dotster001]

3k followers event!

As we all know, I take forever with my requests. So to celebrate 3k of you deciding I'm worth reading, I'll be doing 30 requests in 30 days. You guys have been voting on which ones, and in what order, I do them, and here is our definitive list! Hope you all enjoy!!!!

Adding a note for future Dot, for when she looks back at this list. At day 15, I got a concussion, so this event took much longer than 30 days. 😂 Whoops!

Note:titles will be changed as I have titles for them...

Ace Deuce and Epel with a s/o like Toa Qelsum

Solomon/Simeon/Asmo x reader recovering from Bulimia

Study Me

Found, Chapter 2

What kind of parents are they?

Riddle/Lilia/Trey/Cater x mc who loves to brag about them

Look at this Photograph

Rook/Riddle/Trey/Ruggie/Sebek x Reader with an Ethereal Personality

Lean on Me

Twst Boys have a s/o then meet their soulmate ; Ace/Rook/Sebek/Sam/Leona

Househusband Riddle Cater Leona Deuce and Kalim

The Guardian of Love

Dorm leaders Reacting to piercings

Twisted Earth; reader reacts to the boys merch

Crow(ley) Brain

Mal Lilia Leona Vil Kalim with cynical s/o

Twst Mc who always wears headphones and listens to music x Jack/Kalim/Floyd/Chenya/Idia

Housewarden and Floyd with ex-gifted child mc

That's What Friends are For

Overblot crew x mc with 0 impulse control

Crewel/Crowley/Malleus/Idia/Rook/Vil on a labor simulation

Twst earth: Floyd/Jade/Lilia/Rook/Vil isekaid to our world

Self Love and Braided Bracelets

Boys waking up to a cat on their chest, only to realize it belongs to mc; Ruggie/Lilia/Leona/Riddle/Idia

Boys meeting their future kids with you: Crewel/Crowley/Malleus/Idia/Rook/Vil

Vil rook Leona Jamil with reader who calls them pet names in public

Jade Floyd Vil and Leona break up with you to date someone else and regret it

Unresolved

Battle Royale

Basketball club boys getting a kiss on the cheek after a win

[lemonmaid]

Random headcannons I have about characters in Twistes Wonderland

Vil Schoenheit

Is an absolute slut for tacobell, or a fast food white people taco place. Listen, hear me out, as much he cares about dieting and fitness, some days he just craves fast food. Like that one scene in shrek 2 were Fairy Godmother gets mad and asked the driver to pull over and ruins her diet. He probably stress eats in secret, maybe on the bathroom floor and cries.

Idia Shroud

Scams other students ( and Crowley) saying that he has their account/social security/phone hostage and the only way to get it back is to send money or give more account information so he could steal the account and sell it back to them.

Leona Kingscholar

The WORST picky eater ever. I could see him as a child refusing to eat anything that wasn't a fucking steak or burger. Like, he and his family would sit at the table and the family would start arguing about Leona not eating his dinner. Mom (because lioness are like head of the househusband) telling him that he isn't getting up untill he finishes his plate, the dad trying to defuse the situation while Falena is like "look! I finished my plate mom! Le Le you should eat it!" . This motherfucker still refuse to eat anything that's just green, but he can eat more things that aren't just meat, so there is small improvement.

Malleus Draciona

He really thought everyone came out of eggs for the longest time. Also I feel like due to him being absent from most social gathering he doesn't have the best social skills, so he will randomly state something that has nothing to due with the conversation. Also I think if he is ever introduced to a DS he would stay in chatrooms thinking and hoping for someone to join. (Very old device so no public chatrooms).

Idk these were things I have on the top of my head, send me stuff to think about.

[adrianasunderworld]

Man seeing Crowley living with Clara clearly gonna spread rumors about it. I'm sure Yuu, Grimm, Ace, and Deuce will visit him to see if he is okay...while also being weird out.

I mean that's assuming they hear about it in a timely manner, because this is after he loses his job in the headmistress rosehearts au, and like a lost dog with nowhere else go, ends up on Claras doorstep. Because as much as they argue and have a messy relationship, Clara is still the most kindhearted and reliable person he knows.

So while the gang at NRC don't really know about where Crowley is, he sort of vanished after getting the boot, and all their phones and laptops quickly confiscated not long after. The White Ash girls, however, know. Claras house is right next to the school, there's literally just a gate and a small path connecting the two properties. Clara, has a ward of her own, Lily comes and goes to the house whenever she wants, since it's her home too when she's not in the dorms.

"Hello Miss Clara. Hello Mr. Crowley. .....Why is Mr. Crowley in our kitchen?" It's not long after that that some of the other girls find out and it kind of becomes a school secret that Crowley is crashing at the headmages house.

Meanwhile if Yuu and the gang do manage to bust out of NRC, they're going to find Crowley in a frilly apron househusbanding for Clara. lol

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Crewel surprise adopting Yuu and bringing him home to his husband (not Crowley)

Crewel:"Darling I have found us a pup to raise together"

Yuu:"Hello father, tis I, your new child"

Crewel has a Househusband. Change my mind

[asparklethatisblue]

Crowley scares everyone at the middle aged ladies cooking class but he needs to learn how to hand cook the good stuff for Aziraphale. (inspired by Way of the Househusband which is an entire vibe)

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[luvinus]

➤ Twisted Wonderland Orders ⬎

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Trey Clover ⬎

Cater Diamond ⬎

Ace Trappola ⬎

Deuce Spade ⬎

Leona Kingscholar ⬎

✧ "Words hurt"

✧ "Creepy, yet Alluring"

✧ "The Sharp Side of Things"

✧ "Don't Touch"

Ruggie Bucchi ⬎

Jack Howl ⬎

✧ "The Sharp Side of Things"

Azul Ashengrotto ⬎

✧ "Words hurt"

✧ "Creepy, yet Alluring"

✧ Househusband Headcanons - Octavinelle Edition

Jade Leech ⬎

✧ "Words hurt"

✧ Househusband Headcanons - Octavinelle Edition

Floyd Leech ⬎

✧ "Words hurt"

✧ Househusband Headcanons - Octavinelle Edition

Kalim Al-Asim ⬎

✧ "Creepy, yet Alluring"

Jamil Viper ⬎

Vil Schoenheit ⬎

✧ "Focus on me, Love"

Rook Hunt ⬎

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Epel Felmier ⬎

✧ "Focus on me, Love"

Idia Shroud ⬎

Ortho Shroud ⬎

Malleus Draconia ⬎

✧ "Words hurt"

Lilia Vanrouge ⬎

Sebek Zigvolt ⬎

✧ "A perfect success!"

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