#hes a simp

[daemon-in-my-head]

You know what? Gortash is not a monster fucker.

He's a monster lover. He wants a monster relationship. Monster shared business ventures and monster shared bank accounts. Hells, he's even down for some monster hand-holding and monster cuddles in a sketchy dark ally where their gods can't see. Monster stolen glances and affectionate purring if you will.

You may want to fuck the Slayer or the Dragonborn, but he wants to put a ring/leash on it. Please get it right. Gortash is much worse than you think.

[novelroyalty]

Cardan is the biggest fucking simp istg. I love writing his point of view. It’s just: 

Jude. Why can’t I help Jude. I want Jude. Jude love me. 

[ritz-writes]

i was telling @novelcain the hc ive seen a few ppl adopt of Aziraphale being Santa and Crowley being Krampus. You wanna know what it said?

It's the opposite.

Crowley is Santa cuz he thought it'd be funny to break into people's houses and leave shit instead of taking it. But it backfired and he ended up becoming legend.

And Aziraphale is Krampus cuz, while trying to "fix" Crowely's "misdeeds" he accidentally, somehow, took a kid as well. He returned the kid of course, but it spiraled into it's own legend regardless.

I am in love with my partner so much rn. They are very big brain.

[violetscharcoal]

Idia shroud definitely writes fanfics about his favorite ‘waifus’ and no one can convince me otherwise.

(their all x readers too)

[faerunsbest]

Rolan has an Instagram just to follow a few specific pages and mostly his spouse.

He pays alot of attention to it when they need to travel for business and post about their findings.

He lives for the moments when they take pictures not noticing their own reflection in things. Their big excited smile reflected in windows and glass displays.

[dreamofjoys]

Hi guys, I have uploaded chev’s treasure event (his pov) at YouTube over here , along with his chapter 1-3. This event is SO GOOD LOL we all need to hear his sexy voice and thoughts

[anarchysmut]

Romanced Gale, throwing a "I once read a book..." line at you: 😊🥺

Tav: not much of a read, but I've seen some informative diagrams

Gale: ☺ informative diagra— 🤨😶🥵

[mushysposts]

This is ink he's a twisted wonderland oc uh I can't draw 🤠COOL ANIME BOIS😱 so I drew a rubberhose character uH he's simps or in other words just likes the twisted wonderland girls

[w1tchcr4ftt]

Had a random drawing idea and accidentally made an oc in spray paint

I have a thing for demons in human worlds.

[haley-harrison]

Calypso: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Odysseus: You know who else is beautiful?

Calypso (blushing): Who?

Odysseus: Penelope.

[pocket-sized-lawyer]

"...Not helping my reputation but... If a pretty older lady went 'ara ara' to me.... I think I would burst..."

[novelroyalty]

My eyes noted the same things they did every time I saw her. Her curved ears, the face that lacked the pointiness that most Fae had, and the way her body looked like it was meant to take up space and leave a mark in the world. I smiled, unsure if I was nervous or just happy to see her.

-A piece of the promised Cardan fanfic 

[gillotto]

He’s supposed to be studying.

[allastoredeer]

Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.

Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.

+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will

Follow up post ➡️HERE ⬅️

[cosmonavo]

The biggest sin in that game is that I can't dating this freak skeleton man

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James: i'm paying for the person behind me, can you tell them that i think they’re hot?

fast food worker: okay?

Regulus: *drives up to the window*

fast food worker: your food was paid for by the guy ahead of you. he thinks that you're hot

Regulus: *rolls his eyes and smiles* he's my husband