#hes a simp

[daemon-in-my-head]

You know what? Gortash is not a monster fucker.

He's a monster lover. He wants a monster relationship. Monster shared business ventures and monster shared bank accounts. Hells, he's even down for some monster hand-holding and monster cuddles in a sketchy dark ally where their gods can't see. Monster stolen glances and affectionate purring if you will.

You may want to fuck the Slayer or the Dragonborn, but he wants to put a ring/leash on it. Please get it right. Gortash is much worse than you think.

[novelroyalty]

Cardan is the biggest fucking simp istg. I love writing his point of view. It’s just: 

Jude. Why can’t I help Jude. I want Jude. Jude love me. 

[ritz-writes]

i was telling @novelcain the hc ive seen a few ppl adopt of Aziraphale being Santa and Crowley being Krampus. You wanna know what it said?

It's the opposite.

Crowley is Santa cuz he thought it'd be funny to break into people's houses and leave shit instead of taking it. But it backfired and he ended up becoming legend.

And Aziraphale is Krampus cuz, while trying to "fix" Crowely's "misdeeds" he accidentally, somehow, took a kid as well. He returned the kid of course, but it spiraled into it's own legend regardless.

I am in love with my partner so much rn. They are very big brain.

[violetscharcoal]

Idia shroud definitely writes fanfics about his favorite ‘waifus’ and no one can convince me otherwise.

(their all x readers too)

[faerunsbest]

Rolan has an Instagram just to follow a few specific pages and mostly his spouse.

He pays alot of attention to it when they need to travel for business and post about their findings.

He lives for the moments when they take pictures not noticing their own reflection in things. Their big excited smile reflected in windows and glass displays.

[unattainablesillygoose]

Percy: I love you <3

Annabeth, *jealous*: how many people do you say that same thing to

Percy: everyone

Annabeth: everyone?

Percy: yes, I tell everyone that I love you

[dreamofjoys]

Hi guys, I have uploaded chev’s treasure event (his pov) at YouTube over here , along with his chapter 1-3. This event is SO GOOD LOL we all need to hear his sexy voice and thoughts

[anarchysmut]

Romanced Gale, throwing a "I once read a book..." line at you: 😊🥺

Tav: not much of a read, but I've seen some informative diagrams

Gale: ☺ informative diagra— 🤨😶🥵

[mushysposts]

This is ink he's a twisted wonderland oc uh I can't draw 🤠COOL ANIME BOIS😱 so I drew a rubberhose character uH he's simps or in other words just likes the twisted wonderland girls

[w1tchcr4ftt]

Had a random drawing idea and accidentally made an oc in spray paint

I have a thing for demons in human worlds.

[novelroyalty]

My eyes noted the same things they did every time I saw her. Her curved ears, the face that lacked the pointiness that most Fae had, and the way her body looked like it was meant to take up space and leave a mark in the world. I smiled, unsure if I was nervous or just happy to see her.

-A piece of the promised Cardan fanfic 

[urgaydemise]

Just finished Rings of Power,

Now I may be reading into things too much, but our boy Sauron really seems to want the whole 'enemies to lovers' trope to happen

[jelly-fish-wishes]

I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

[haley-harrison]

Calypso: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Odysseus: You know who else is beautiful?

Calypso (blushing): Who?

Odysseus: Penelope.

[pocket-sized-lawyer]

"...Not helping my reputation but... If a pretty older lady went 'ara ara' to me.... I think I would burst..."

[urgaydemise]

No cause Will literally is like : omg its hannibal, he's the-

*hannibal makes eye contact*

Will: *FOLDS*

And the next episode they're flirting over talk about a man turned into a cello and then we get the 'I got here all by myself but I enjoy the company' scene and then they proceed to eyef*ck each other !!!!!!

The best scene in not only Hannibal but all television is obviously when Hannibal jumps into the back of the ambulance to hold that guy’s kidney in, jacket off, button down rolled up so you see his forearms.

And you look at Hannibal, but specifically you look at Will looking at Hannibal, and you see Hannibal how Will sees him. And everything is coalescing, everything he’s been looking for in the Ripper has been spelled out by this point in the show and the tension between Will and The Knowledge Hannibal is the Ripper has never been stronger and then

Hannibal looks up and catches Will’s eye

And all the blood runs out of Will’s head to his dick and he doesn’t realize Hannibal’s the Ripper for like 5 more episodes or some shit