#hermitship headcanon

[wasyago]

the tek of the slab variety...

[liauditore]

then and now

and tomorrow too

[tubbytarchia]

@mcyt-yuri-week day 4 Grief!! Need Pearl to be held always and forever!! That's all

[chipperchemical]

Grizzlepulse headcanons send post

•Sometimes when they're cuddly, Impulse and Grian will cuddle up to Skizz and kiss all of his scars one by one. Skizz always gets so giggly when it happens and it's one of those rare, rare times that they can make him blush

•Grian can go non-verbal occasionally, so his boyfriends learn sign language and body communication so they can give him all the comfort and treats that he needs

•Speaking of, Skizz absolutely spoils his boyfriends like no tomorrow. Constantly buying them gifts, cooking them meals, or just cuddling up to them at random

•Impulse always radiates a lovely warmth cause of his demonic heritage. Skizz and Grian, both winged Hermits who spend a lot of time in the cold skies, absolutely love this after a long day

•Grian loves stealing Impulse's sweaters and hoodies: they're just sooooo comfy! And they smell like him! The only issue is that he has to cut holes in the back to make room for his wings. After a few of these incidents, Impulse just decides to keep the cut sweaters specially for Grian

•Skizz suggests that they all try doing a three-way kiss, whatever that means. His boyfriends are just dumb enough to try it. It does not work. Impulse gets a bruise on his nose

•Impulse and Skizz both sleep relatively normally, sometimes cuddled up. Grian flops down on top of both of them and sprawls out like a starfish

[mof17]

I headcanon Scar to wear a lot of shiny things occasionally. Sometimes to make himself feel or look pretty, or for an occasion. I also headcanon Grian to be a bird hybrid. SO…. You see where I’m going with this? Good. (I know this has been done before but I just LOVE the concept)

When Scar is rambling on about something, whether that be a build or idea or just about his day. Grian tries to focus on what Scar says but he just ends up be adorned by the shiny things all around Scar, and will sometimes just follow him around or try to steal the shiny objects off him.

you can imagine what he was like in season 9 (Scar’s elf outfit had a *LOT* of a shiny things)

Take this shitty drawing

[volcanocraft]

Your Gem as an unlabelled bi/gay non-op transman who uses she/her has overridden my previous headcanons and rewired my brain. Quite possibly the most correct take I've ever seen.

I really appreciate you saying this :’) she is so dear to me. I love your turiagirl headcanons as I think gem would definitely be mspec and I haven’t heard of the label before… it’s always fun finding out the new ways people are able to label complex gender attraction!

I’ve been thinking about bi gay gem for the past couple of days too. I just think she is able to represent a facet of masculinity I can relate to heavily because of her unconventional expression of her gender. Unlabelled because she doesn’t think too hard about it but able to identify herself in the flux that is masc while also using conventionally fem constructs because she just likes them … AOUHH thank you for making my day 💖

[scarianheadcanons]

im a firm believer in scar fell first and grian fell harder, i like hcing that grian is completely whipped.

like scar will do something stupid and all the other hermits are just like ‘???’ and grians just like ‘wow isnt he wonderful 😍’

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[insomnya777]

hate the siblingification of joel and gems relationship .. no they are not brother and sister they are in LOVE.

[boxbugdotcom]

poo poo pee pee oooohh you wanna tal;k about mumscarian asooooo bad ouuhohhhhh you wanna discuss tehem and tyour headcannons on them SOOO ABADDDD

OUHH I WANNA TALK ABOUT MUMSCARIAN SOOOOO BAD

(guys, obviously this is not about the content creators, those are real people. this is all about the characters!! ty 🫶)

guys literally ENOUGH trying to chose between Grumbo or Scarian or Redscape. they all have two hands. And it’s not Just Grumbo + Scar or Scarian + Mumbo, THEY ALL HAVE WONDERFUL CHEMISTRY!!

Grian and Mumbo CLEARLY like each other— summoning circles and bothering each other every single day (not so much this season), they genuinely enjoy each other’s company, love being around each other— a good example could be in secret life, Grian’s first task to make bad puns and have no one laugh. And what did he do?? Immediately goes to find Mumbo, despite knowing Mumbo is the world’s giggliest person!! Another one is Mumbo’s complete and total regret when making that deal with Grian for his permits��� when he took the bit too far and Grian backed out he felt so bad about it!!

Scar and Grian, I mean. C’mon. We have everything about third life, and then double life— and they have such a fun teasing sort of relationship! They laugh with each other and poke fun and that’s how they are !!! They are NOT bad for each other or mean to each other or anything, they play off of each other and don’t hold grudges for their bits. Like the snails bit, or the on hold bit (all from this season), they’re just ! fun and playful together.

Mumbo and Scar are absolutely wonderful together ! their personalities work well together and they’re so hilarious— i love me a crazy bitch (scar) and the seemingly normal guy said crazy bitch totes around with him (mumbo). That’s not to say Mumbo’s normal, he’s only regular because everyone around him is batshit /j still though! Scar does all his crazy shit, and Mumbo’s along for the ride bc they like hanging out together! Mumbo loves Scar’s builds and takes inspo from them, they based next to each other on magic mountain, they’re just so !!

And let’s not forget !! the buttercups! All of season nine! The fact that they’ve based together every season since Grian’s joined!!!

as for headcanons i. literally could talk for hours about it but my phone is dying and its late,,, so have this short list!!

- Grian falls asleep in the sun SO often and whenever Scar or Mumbo finds him, they just ! join him !

- Scar’s the strongest, Grian’s the lightest, and Mumbo’s the weakest. Grian has hollow bird bones and therefore is really light ! Mumbo just is,,,, such a twink im sorry its gotta be said. He may haul redstone components around but he is NOT buff. Scar is buff okay it just Makes Sense. He can pick both Grian and Mumbo up easy

- Mumbo’s the most easily flustered, and Grian and Scar tag team flirt with him SOOOO OFTEN. It just ends in Mumbo being a red and stuttering mess

- Mumbo also is the worst at flirting— Grian’s the best, and Scar isn’t good at it but his insane demeanor and strange behaviors are so captivating to the other two. Mumbo cant flirt to save his life. He once tried a simple pickup line on Grian and forgot how it went halfway through. He’s tried to flirt with Scar and fell face first into the dirt.

- Mumbo still has insane loserboy rizz and autistic swagger. how??? no one knows! but his nervous demeanor and autistic rizz bagged both scar and grian idk

- The Buttercups was a resistance to Doc, yes, but it was ALSO Grian and Scar inviting Mumbo into their relationship. Mumbo did not realize this until FAR into the buttercups. He was not complaining

- On that note, Grian and Scar were dating first, absolutely. After 3rd life??? there was no way they weren’t. But they saw Mumbo, in all his autism, loserboy, anxiety disorder swagger, and both fell head over heels.

- Mumbo has like. Always been in love with Grian and Scar. Since they became friends, basically. But he was nervous to say anything, and then they were dating, and it was okay! Mumbo was absolutely smitten, but it was manageable. He loved them both so much— it was a bruise that only hurt when you pushed on it. But he loved being around them! He loved being their friend, so it was okay! He was their friend, and he loved them, and he was okay with that

- Of course, they DID love him back. Mumbo just didn’t realize that,,,, for a while,,,,,

I’m sure i could come up with more! but like i said it’s late and i need to sleep lmao

[xoxo-ren-xoxo]

some of my assorted Grian headcanons because I love her

combo OCD and autism - the way she needs to be in control and have authority but hates responsibility is so real

transfem duh. also figured this one out because mumbo said some dumb bisexual nonsense like 'I'd still like you if you were a girl haha :)', as a joke, and she was like Oh. I See.

cringegirl

gay divorced with mumbo (but they're still together). gay married with scar for tax benefits (except there are no taxes on hermitcraft and again they're still together as partners too)

on that note, polyamorous

chews on everything. if you are nearby you are getting bitten. is it a stim? is it cannibalism? you'll never know

she got those avian hollow bones (therefore gets injured way easier than other people) (but it's okay because she can fly and land on people's shoulders)

regressor. tell me she's not being a little kid when she gets all pouty and starts whining about having to do tasks

talks to inanimate objects like they're alive. and maybe they are

easily possessed

normal about her friends (lie)

things just seem to happen around her. she's unfazed by most of it

master of procrastination (this one's just canon)

curious beyond reason

gets the ick when mumbo talks too much about sports. not good at hiding her feelings on this

jealous idiot

mean without intending to be - speaks her mind perhaps a little too much, especially when comfortable with a person

[gtwscratch]

So, I have this Scarian timeline in my head, and I wanted to share it here :)

Third Life

Scar and Grian are dating and very much in love, and the way it has to end emotionally kills them both (as well as literally).

Last Life

Grian’s just broken up with Scar because he feels incredibly guilty about how the last season ended, and he thinks Scar hates him. Scar in fact does NIT hate him, but he gives Grian space. Maybe they both need it.

Double Life

Scar is estatic to be with Grian again, but Grian is hesitant because he doesn’t want to hurt Scar again. He’s also figured out at this point that the Watchers are in control of all this. And he thinks that if he outwardly tries to show affection for mother player, it will protect Scar in the long run. Maybe they don’t get back together, but they very obviously still care for each other.

Limited Life

Grian’s in his own head about (once again) causing Scar’s death and confides in his brother, Jimmy. Jimmy then invites Grian to join a gang he’s in to take his mind off of it all. Fuck it, why not? And Scar confides in his family about how much he misses Grian, and they help him through his heartache.

Secret Life

Grian is FINALLY learning to overcome his feelings of guilt and wants to try again with Scar. Scar, who’s still very much head over heels in love Grian, doesn’t really know how to act around him due to the last seasons. Grian takes his shot and asks if he wants to team, but very shortly after that, the Watchers directly tell him to back off but don’t explain why. So, instead of teaming with Scar, he immediately asks Cleo and Etho if he can stay with them because they’re the closest to Scar since they’re family. The two recognize that Grian’s still pining for Scar, and they try to come up with ways they can help Grian and Scar.

[arekayic]

mmmm headcanon theory time on mumbo’s new skin because i don’t fucking know anymore (ft grian bc i love grumbo)……

this isn’t a serious headcanon so if anyone wants to add anything on to it, go crazy :3

what if grian slowly started losing energy and color and his usual silly nature bc he doesn’t have a soul and it finally became noticeably bad in s10 so mumbo gives his soul back cus he loves grian and would do anything for him (let me have my delusions)… but then mumbo starts aging again bc something in g’s soul prevented him from doing so…..

but i’m really sad how they don’t share a soul anymore :((((((((((

and i guess vampires don’t age but i don’t think that man is full vampire at all 😭 he is not nearly cool enough to be immortal SORRY MUMBO he does not have that immortal swagger

[beautifulstarlightphantom]

I think I am going insane

Any ways headcannons !!!

Hypno can briefly hypnotize people

Grian has acquired a taste for cod

Scar and Grian sent out wedding invites before they told their some of their friends that they were together, and they were very confused 

Jevin is just goop most of the time 

Mumbo and iskall, took about two years to confess to each other 

Doc will sometimes flash white, and hiss when he gets angry

[chipperchemical]

it's time for my annual insanity arc, so here is every hermit/traffic ship that i actively enjoy and 1 headcanon for each one! (worth mentioning that i love most ships, these are just my favourites)

Grian x Mumbo (Grumbo) -> Grian is the only one who can bring Mumbo out of his redstone hyper-focus mode by cooking him unnecessarily gourmet meals and pretending to be sad when Mumbo doesn't instantly sit down to eat with him.

Grian x Scar (Scarian) -> When Scar's in his wheelchair, Grian will run around while pushing him and sing the Mario Kart star song at full volume.

Grian x Bdubs (Gridubs) -> They have a STRICT nighttime routine and if anyone interrupts then they will never hear the end of it.

Grian x Doc (Gridoc) -> Grian keeps bringing different animals home and Doc keeps trying to say no, but every single one grows on him eventually.

Grian x Mumbo x Scar (Mumscarian) -> Mumbo keeps trying to convince the other two to eat redstone, but he's only successfully convinced Scar.

Bdubs x Doc (Bdoc) -> The absolute embodiment of the sunshine/moon trope, but Doc is the sunshine and Bdubs is the moon.

Bdubs x Etho (Ethdubs) -> Etho likes trying on dresses and skirts and gives Bdubs little catwalk fashion shows.

Bdubs x Impulse (Impdubs) -> Extremely sweet to each other while destroying their enemies.

Bdubs x Keralis (Kerdubs) -> They spend every Sunday eating cereal and watching a movie in bed.

Bdubs x Mumbo (Bedstone) -> Mumbo's fast food order is always incorrect and Bdubs is the one who has to ask the worker to correct it.

Bdubs x Zedaph x Impulse x Tango x Skizz (BZITS) -> The ONLY thing that makes them all chill out after hard days is a massive cuddle pile in their nest of blankets, pillows, and stuffed animals.

Cub x Scar (Cubscar) -> When they're close to each other, their eyes get slightly bluer and their prankster urges get stronger, like a physical biological change.

Cub x Doc (Docub) -> They constantly dress up as Dr Frankenstein and Frankenstein's Monster for Halloween, and they switch who is who every year.

Doc x Etho (Detho) -> Doc leaves little gifts and bouquets around Etho's base, but Etho either doesn't see them or has zero idea who they're from until Doc brings it up.

Doc x Ren (Rendoc) -> The fathers of the server.

Doc x Joel (Doel) -> They are the most stubborn and competitive couple to the point that the others can't tell if they're on the verge of breaking up or not -- they never are.

Doc x Zedaph x Impulse x Tango x Skizz (DZITS) -> They regularly smoke zaza together and bake brownies.

Etho x Joel (Smalletho) -> Their only petnames for each other are vicious insults.

Impulse x Skizz (Skizzpulse) -> Impulse doesn't typically like touch, but Skizz's hugs are so warm and comforting that he doesn't mind one bit.

Impulse x Zedaph x Tango (ZIT) -> Tango and Impulse have amazing body heat while Zedaph is always cold, so their cuddles are the perfect temperature.

Impulse x Zedaph x Tango x Skizz (ZITS) -> The other Hermits figured out that they were a polycule after extreme confusion over why they all kiss each other.

Impulse x Tango x Skizz (ITS) -> Impulse and Skizz both use Tango as a heat pack for their wings and chronic pains.

Tango x Jimmy (Ranchers) -> They're both the absolute best gift-givers and always give each other the perfect presents.

Skizz x Tango x Jimmy (Jizzango) -> Jimmy goes non-verbal sometimes so they all know sign language and are experts at Charades.

[smileymoth]

ethubs au

Bdubs works on construction. He and Etho meet on a forum site. Bdubs has some questions hence why he's there in the first place, a stranger with the ethoslab username responds to him. They eventually move over to DMs because it's starting to get personal. They spend weeks chatting, they both seem to get off from work around similar times so it's perfect.

Etho never reveals any personal information about himself. He will rather tell an obscure incident that happened to him or what music he listens to (though he's very... secretive about that as well in a weird way. Bdubs had to press him for half an hour) than utter a single word about where he's from, what his name is, what colour his eyes are. They flirt with each other constantly. Bdubs is absolutely falling for him, he sends Etho pictures of himself sometimes, just selfies, nothing big, hoping that Etho would respond with the same but he never does. Bdubs tries to press him about that but... gives up... it is internet privacy and if it's important to him so be it. They do do voice calls, and Bdubs is in love with his voice. He's so in love with this faceless man on the other side of the screen.

He finally tells Etho he thinks he's in love with him, Etho says he loves him too. Eventually, Etho completely ghosts him. Stops answering his messages completely. He's still active on the forum so he's fine, he's just not replying to Bdubs. Bdubs cries. He knew it would happen. Etho never showed his face, it was never real was it?

The bad ending is if nothing ever comes of it. Ever. Etho will just forever be the stranger that stopped answering Bdubs' messages. And Bdubs will frame it as his own fault.

The good ending is if one time on construction they have a stupid meeting that Bdubs doesn't want to attend but is forced to. And it's with the section of the company that is currently working on the same project. One of the men speaks up, he's talking engineering and electricity and Bdubs isn't interested, except he recognizes the voice, he can't put a finger on it until it clicks. It sounds awfully lot like the Etho guy who he used to talk to. His voice is the same, the way he talks is the same, the awkward chuckles shine through... He catches him after the meeting and the man looks at him as if he was burning.

Etho tries to play confused, "Do I know you?"

"Do you know me?" Bdubs would ask in return, peering into him. He can definitely tell it's his voice now.

"I'm sorry." he would whimper as a response, eyes nervously trying to find a place to look at.

"Can we talk about this over lunch.? Or... dinner? We can go eat somewhere... If you want to."

Etho reluctantly agrees.

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Ok so imagine.

Grian is a bird right? So he makes bird sounds.

The hermits,by now, know what most chirps mean - the one that he makes when he's frustrated is VERY different from the one he makes when happy, after all.

Then, one day,he makes a different chirp when talking about Mumbo. No one can tell what it means and Grian refuses to elaborate.

It's not until Jimmy comes over during the Empires crossover they learn it means "I love you", since he's chirping something awfully similar to Tango and doesn't feel ashamed at all