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Doc: I’ve come to make an announcement; Grian touched my fucking red stone. that’s right he took his grubby little hands out and broke my red stone and wrote “oh i’m sorry” and i said that’s pathetic so im making a callout post on my youtube dot com
#Doc’s POV#docm77#grian#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season nine#hermitcraft joke#every time i see the ‘it started when grian touched my red stone’#i think of this so i’m speaking my truth#anyways
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get jizzied
I kinda meant for this to be Joel current hc season but in mezalean colours and reminiscing about Lizzie, but dunno if I captured that
#the hair took forever broo#smallishbeans#hermitcraft#trafficblr#hermitblr#life series#life smp#empires smp#empires s1#lizzie ldshadowlady#ldshadowlady#ocean empire#mezalea#jizzie#the superior name#shadowbeans#is for cowards!!!! and you are a smelly idiot if you use it#read that in joel's voice please and ty as it is a joke#jizzie is still superior tho#joel smallishbeans
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Three potential reasons why Etho didn't attend the charity event in person:
1. He was busy making his 10 minute gourmet sandwich.
2. He didn't want to be around Nerf guns due to WW2: "Sometimes feels like I'm still living it".
3. He was at Joel's house.
#this post is a joke we respect ethos privacy#ethogirl#geminitay#hermitcraft#hermitcraft memes#hermitcraft season 10#ethoslab#hermitblr#permit office#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans
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According to my phone, I have big plans today
#Bdubs#Bdoubleo100#Hermitcraft#FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE#thank Stara for it#this is what happens when you find out one of your blorbos lives in your state#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k
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Gem's dads (and mom??!?)
Original and doc's twtter reply: ↓
#why did doc say that. no seriously What#jokes aside i think its so sweet#tango get mike wazosky'ed (idk how to spell)#geminitay#tangotek#skizzleman#impulsesv#ethoslab#team TIES#hermitcraft#hermitblr#mcyt#my art
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[dbhc flavored] Hermit a Day May: Day 31 — Ren!
#WE MADE IT!!! YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!#hermitcraft#hermitaday#hermitadaymay#dbhc#dbhc ren#dbhc art#dbhc doc#renthedog#rendog#ren#doc#docm77#art escapades#hermitcraft au#early deviant doc my BELOVED <3333#Ren: haha at the point you might as well lose the double layers am I right <joke#doc: oh true. labcoat only it is#and then he never went back#if doc learns one thing about humans it’s that they always commit to the bit#also I forgot I was going “dbhc flavored’’ at the beginning of these posts so let me casually go add that DGJBDJFGNCGH#TO ALL OF THE ONES I FORGOT LOL
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i had a dream where etho accidentally called bdubs 'john' on stream,, and in retaliation bdubs said 'yes horace'..... and that's how we found out etho's real name is freaking. Horace.
#can you freaking imagine i think i'd die if i'd been losing my mind over a man called HORACE.#even worse than when i dated someone called gavin tbh... and that's quite hard to beat#i think the funniest part was that the internet couldn't tell if bdubs was joking or not. until etho addressed it as the comment of the day#in his lets play series.... and he was like. yes guys my name is horace. please stop being mean to me.#and he sounded like a kicked puppy#<- tbf he often sounds like that. pathetic man#horsemeatposting#etho#bdubs#hermitcraft
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in celebration of the anime getting to this part, im posting it here. added chilchuck to grian's kin list
#grian#chilchuck#hermitcraft#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#pearlescentmoon#leed#my art#Linktoo art#chilchuck makes me feel like crazy not joking
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maple prince
#:333333 hes so cool#i know its a joke but i was like. hmm okay that might actually be neat#hermitcraft#ethoslab#my art
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This came to me in a vision
#please tell me someone gets it#i can't be the only one laughing at my own joke#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hc s10#hermitcraft s10#hermitcraft memes#gamers for giving#martyn inthelittlewood#inthelittlewood#lemon rambles#saved posts
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Obsessed with whatever the fuck this interaction was from yesterday's stream:
Scar: *makes a wheelchair joke* Skizz, while giggling: We can't join you on those jokes Scar! Scar: You could Skizz. Come to the dark side with me. Skizz: Okay, I'll do that but you have to make MS jokes to me! Scar: I don't know any MS jokes! ...You MS! Augh, I can't think of anything! Skizz, giggling again: "You MS!"? That's just terrible! Scar: I don't know, that just seems so worse! What am I gonna- YOU and your MYELIN! No! That makes no sense! Skizz: Yeah yeah! You and your...STUPID nerves and WEAK myelin! You and your DEFENSE SYSTEM attacking you NEUROLOGICALLY Scar: What? You on your 20 000 dollar drug a month over there? *Both giggle* Scar: I can't think of anything! That feels so wrong! Skizz: Use your hands while you can, Skizz! Scar: OHHH NOOOOO THIS GOT SO DARK! Skizz: You should be drumming now man! Your beats are numbered! Scar: NO! :(( I feel bad Grian! Grian:
#skizzleman#goodtimeswithscar#grian#gtwscar#hermitcraft#an eye for an eye i suppose?#or well#a disability joke for a disability joke#these two are insane#i love them#dose of skizz#dose of scar#dose of grian
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I love Skizzleman
reblog if you love the Skizzleman
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many lifers fall into one of four categories, i find
#scar tries not to be inappropriate. he Tries.#alternatively cleo could be replaced with skizz who also has no problem making sex jokes and saying fuck#hermitcraft#trafficblr#life series#my posts 🍪
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scar doesn't start fights, but HotGuy sure does! *shoots arrows* HOT GUY
#this post is a joke#grian#geminitay#ethogirl#permit office#hermitblr#hermitcraft season 10#hermitcraft memes#hermitcraft#ethoslab#stressmonster101#goodtimeswithscar#pearlescentmoon#docm77#zombiecleo#joel smallishbeans
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anyways. What
#atlas.art#artists on tumblr#mcyt#hermitcraft#hc s10#docm77#joehills#joe hills#juppet#vintagebeef#doc beef and joe just slowly fucking loosing it throughout this interaction is one of my favorite things that's ever happened on hermitcraf#also. watching his fucking gigantic hour glass slowly grow in the background of other peoples videos for the last week#why did he do that to himself so early in the season omg 😭#it literally is so ridiculously large it is insane. it looks insane next to everything else around it. it takes up the entire skyline#im thinking about keralis. who built his lake facing the shopping district so he could avoid looking at iskall's monolith while fishing#or mumbo and grian joking about making the biggest mega build in the shopping district for their wart shop. good luck with that now lmao#seriously if you haven't already y'all should go watch Wels' last video if only to see that thing grow in the background throughout the vid#wels built an entire castle on accident in that video and i still spent the entire duration going 'DOC WHAT THE HELL' it was so distracting
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I am not here to police anyone’s characterisation, but I will just say I wish more people would acknowledge that Mumbo isn’t just anxious he is also
1. full of violence
2. Autistic
3. homosexual to his very core
#this is a joke post if you could not tell by the jokey format#obligatory I am obviously talking about the character and not the content creator tag#mumbo jumbo#hermitcraft#mcyt#the void collection
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