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fireylesbianhell · 2 years ago

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Doc: I’ve come to make an announcement; Grian touched my fucking red stone. that’s right he took his grubby little hands out and broke my red stone and wrote “oh i’m sorry” and i said that’s pathetic so im making a callout post on my youtube dot com

#Doc’s POV #docm77 #grian #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season nine #hermitcraft joke #every time i see the ‘it started when grian touched my red stone’#i think of this so i’m speaking my truth #anyways

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risibledeer · 6 months ago

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get jizzied

I kinda meant for this to be Joel current hc season but in mezalean colours and reminiscing about Lizzie, but dunno if I captured that

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150en · 3 months ago

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Gem's dads (and mom??!?)

Original and doc's twtter reply: ↓

#why did doc say that. no seriously What #jokes aside i think its so sweet #tango get mike wazosky'ed (idk how to spell)#geminitay #tangotek #skizzleman #impulsesv #ethoslab #team TIES #arizona dads #hermitcraft #hermitblr #mcyt #my art

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starangela · 9 months ago

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Three potential reasons why Etho didn't attend the charity event in person:

1. He was busy making his 10 minute gourmet sandwich.

2. He didn't want to be around Nerf guns due to WW2: "Sometimes feels like I'm still living it".

3. He was at Joel's house.

#this post is a joke we respect ethos privacy #ethogirl #geminitay #hermitcraft #hermitcraft memes #hermitcraft season 10 #ethoslab #hermitblr #permit office #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans

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pixiemage · 8 months ago

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According to my phone, I have big plans today

#Bdubs #Bdoubleo100 #Hermitcraft #FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE #thank Stara for it #this is what happens when you find out one of your blorbos lives in your state #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k

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shepscapades · 7 months ago

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[dbhc flavored] Hermit a Day May: Day 31 — Ren!

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horsemeatluvr23 · 7 months ago

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i had a dream where etho accidentally called bdubs 'john' on stream,, and in retaliation bdubs said 'yes horace'..... and that's how we found out etho's real name is freaking. Horace.

#can you freaking imagine i think i'd die if i'd been losing my mind over a man called HORACE.#even worse than when i dated someone called gavin tbh... and that's quite hard to beat #i think the funniest part was that the internet couldn't tell if bdubs was joking or not. until etho addressed it as the comment of the day #in his lets play series.... and he was like. yes guys my name is horace. please stop being mean to me.#and he sounded like a kicked puppy #<- tbf he often sounds like that. pathetic man #horsemeatposting #etho #bdubs #hermitcraft

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linktoo-doodles · 9 months ago

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in celebration of the anime getting to this part, im posting it here. added chilchuck to grian's kin list

#grian #chilchuck #hermitcraft #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #pearlescentmoon #leed #my art #Linktoo art #chilchuck makes me feel like crazy not joking

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astronomodome · 10 months ago

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maple prince

#:333333 hes so cool #i know its a joke but i was like. hmm okay that might actually be neat #hermitcraft #ethoslab #my art

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lemon-bread-slice · 7 months ago

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This came to me in a vision

#please tell me someone gets it #i can't be the only one laughing at my own joke #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hc s10 #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft memes #gamers for giving #martyn inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood #lemon rambles #saved posts

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bigbstatz · 2 months ago

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many lifers fall into one of four categories, i find

#scar tries not to be inappropriate. he Tries.#alternatively cleo could be replaced with skizz who also has no problem making sex jokes and saying fuck #hermitcraft #trafficblr #life series #my posts 🍪

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eluminium · 10 months ago

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Obsessed with whatever the fuck this interaction was from yesterday's stream:

Scar: *makes a wheelchair joke* Skizz, while giggling: We can't join you on those jokes Scar! Scar: You could Skizz. Come to the dark side with me. Skizz: Okay, I'll do that but you have to make MS jokes to me! Scar: I don't know any MS jokes! ...You MS! Augh, I can't think of anything! Skizz, giggling again: "You MS!"? That's just terrible! Scar: I don't know, that just seems so worse! What am I gonna- YOU and your MYELIN! No! That makes no sense! Skizz: Yeah yeah! You and your...STUPID nerves and WEAK myelin! You and your DEFENSE SYSTEM attacking you NEUROLOGICALLY Scar: What? You on your 20 000 dollar drug a month over there? *Both giggle* Scar: I can't think of anything! That feels so wrong! Skizz: Use your hands while you can, Skizz! Scar: OHHH NOOOOO THIS GOT SO DARK! Skizz: You should be drumming now man! Your beats are numbered! Scar: NO! :(( I feel bad Grian! Grian:

#skizzleman #goodtimeswithscar #grian #gtwscar #hermitcraft #an eye for an eye i suppose?#or well #a disability joke for a disability joke #these two are insane #i love them #dose of skizz #dose of scar #dose of grian

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doomsdayrancher · 11 months ago

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I love Skizzleman

reblog if you love the Skizzleman

#skizzleman #hermitcraft #the reblog part is a joke but if you want to...#hermitblr

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starangela · 9 months ago

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scar doesn't start fights, but HotGuy sure does! *shoots arrows* HOT GUY

#this post is a joke #grian #geminitay #ethogirl #permit office #hermitblr #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft memes #hermitcraft #ethoslab #stressmonster101 #goodtimeswithscar #pearlescentmoon #docm77 #zombiecleo #joel smallishbeans

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hiding-under-the-willow · 10 months ago

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anyways. What

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #hc s10 #docm77 #joehills #joe hills #juppet #vintagebeef #doc beef and joe just slowly fucking loosing it throughout this interaction is one of my favorite things that's ever happened on hermitcraf #also. watching his fucking gigantic hour glass slowly grow in the background of other peoples videos for the last week #why did he do that to himself so early in the season omg 😭#it literally is so ridiculously large it is insane. it looks insane next to everything else around it. it takes up the entire skyline #im thinking about keralis. who built his lake facing the shopping district so he could avoid looking at iskall's monolith while fishing #or mumbo and grian joking about making the biggest mega build in the shopping district for their wart shop. good luck with that now lmao #seriously if you haven't already y'all should go watch Wels' last video if only to see that thing grow in the background throughout the vid #wels built an entire castle on accident in that video and i still spent the entire duration going 'DOC WHAT THE HELL' it was so distracting

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cattimeswithjellie · 11 months ago

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I would never tell any Hermit how to make their own videos, but I am desperately hoping and praying that Mumbo keeps pretending to destroy his slime farm in every episode from here on out, and that he uses the same three clips to do it.

I mean, it was very, very funny by the end of this episode, but it's the sort of joke that just gets better the harder you lean on it. Just make it the magical disappearing slime farm and swear you rebuild it twice a day for funsies. It'll be exquisite by the end of the season when the entire surrounding landscape has been terraformed and is entirely different but he's still using the Week One clips. Please Mumbo, this is the only thing I want from you.

#it is also pretty funny the way some people in the comments clearly did not get the joke #but i was laughing way before that #hermitcraft #mumbo jumbo #can you tell running gags are my favorite type of humor?

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