#her having the bi shoes also is my favorite thing

[steddiealltheway]

"Steve! You've got to help me. I panicked, and I told my Tinder date that you and Eddie have been dating for two years!" Robin yells as she storms into their living room. 

Luckily, Steve's gotten used to her entering their apartment in such a way over the past few years, but he barely registers what she says in her haste. He takes a moment to stare at her with his eyebrows drawn together in confusion, hoping the words will eventually make sense. 

They don’t. 

"What?" 

Robin paces back and forth while gesturing wildly with her hands. "You know how I do the thing where I ramble around girls I find really really hot? Well, I was doing that, and I brought you up and kept going on about how annoying my roommate is-" 

"Are you kidding m-" 

Robin continues as if she didn't just insult him. "And she kind of stopped and look at me and said, 'Your roommate is a guy?' And I got confused and said yes because why would I lie? And she got all uncomfortable and started asking more questions like if you were gay or straight, and I told her you were bi, and she got even weirder! So, eventually I just straight up asked her what was wrong, and she said that she didn't want to go out with me if my roommate was potentially into me. So I told her that wasn't a problem because you've been dating Eddie for two years." She finishes with that awkward lip bite she does which can be oddly endearing sometimes. But it’s not this time. 

Steve leans forward on the couch. "I'm sorry. You still want to go out with a girl who has no trust in my ability to keep things in my pants? As if she doesn't trust that you're a lesbian and if I ever made a move on you, you would absolutely punch me in the throat." 

Robin sits next to him and grabs his hands. "She's so so hot, Steve. Please." 

Steve rolls his eyes. "Fine, you can keep telling her that I’m dating Eddie, I guess." 

Robin breaks eye contact and starts picking at her nail polish. 

Well, that’s not a great sign. "What aren't you telling me?" 

Robin slowly looks at him in the way a dog looks at their owner after destroying their favorite shoes. "Okay, so then I really got a bit crazy, and when she asked me to show me pictures of you two together, I dropped my phone in my glass of water." She slowly pulls out her phone, and sure enough, it won't even turn on. 

Steve digs the heels of his hands into his eyes before grabbing her phone and stalking off to the kitchen to find rice and a bowl. Robin follows after him. 

"So, all I need to do is take a few pictures of you guys looking really coupley on dates and whatnot and make it look like they range over the past two years. I also told Veronica that I would let her meet you two sometime soon,” She rushes in to add the second thing before Steve can really process the first one. She just smiles, trying to look all sweet and endearing.  

Steve gives Robin the best bitchy glare he has, but she shoots him one back and counters by saying, "You owe me, and you know it." 

"For what?" Steve asks as he pours rice over her phone. 

Robin crosses her arms. "Three weeks ago, you kicked me out of the apartment without warning to have sex with some random girl, and I was left stranded for the night." 

Steve scoffs, "You went to Nancy's and slept in her very nice guest bedroom!" 

"You owe me!" 

Steve puts the bag of rice down and sighs. "Fine, but if Eddie doesn't agree, then I'm out." 

Robin smiles. "Deal." 

Steve hates how confident she is about the whole thing, so he calls Eddie and puts him on speaker. When he answers, Steve immediately says, "Hey, Eddie, you're on speaker with me and Robin, and she has a very ridiculous request for you. I'll let her tell you the details." 

After Robin recounts her night and Steve tries not to rant about how much of a bad vibe he gets from the girl, Eddie pauses for a bit to take it all in. Then, he says, "Robin, I really don't like this Veronica girl." 

"She's hot!" Robin retorts. 

Eddie snorts on the other line. "I'm in if Steve's in." 

Steve's jaw drops. Robin shoots him a big smile. "Perfect! What if we started on pictures early tomorrow? I've got a lot of random dates to prepare you guys for." 

Steve interrupts before Eddie can answer. "And why can't you show her like... three pictures of us cuddling on the couch?" 

"We need to cover our tracks as much as we can and cuddling on the couch a few times won’t do. Oh, we should hang a few pictures of you two around the apartment!" Robin plots excitedly. 

Steve runs a hand through his hair and shakes his head. He can't believe he's doing this. They don’t even have pictures hanging up. 

"Tomorrow works for me," Eddie says, entirely oblivious to Steve’s internal struggle. 

But Steve can't help but get a little excited at the thought of seeing Eddie and spending a whole day with him. 

So, he sucks it up and says, "I'm free, too. And I'm excited to see you, Eddie. I've missed you." 

"I saw you yesterday," Eddie laughs on the other line. 

Steve blushes and argues, "Seeing you for a minute when I get my coffee doesn't count." 

"Whatever you say, pumpkin bread." 

Pumpkin bread? Steve scrunches up his nose in protest. “That’s one of the worst things I’ve ever heard.” 

"Just practicing for when we meet this Veronica girl, my peach." 

Steve can’t help but laugh. "We are not that kind of couple. But I'll see you tomorrow. Have a good night. Sweet dreams, rubber ducky." 

Eddie laughs loudly on the other line and muffles the sound probably with his hand. 

Steve bites his lip, trying not to get too pleased at causing that reaction. 

"Good night, sweetheart." The line beeps three times as the call ends, and Steve can't help the smile that grows on his face. Sweetheart... he kind of likes that one. 

"Glad to see you two get into your roles," Robin says with a smirk. 

Steve jumps back, having forgotten she was there. "I'm going to bed. Goodnight.” With that, he quickly rushes off to his room before Robin can say anything else about the interaction. 

"Goodnight, dingus!" she calls after him joyously. 

This all better be worth it.

-:-:-:-:-:-

The next morning, Steve can't help but get a little nervous when Eddie sends him an "Almost there!" text. He has a feeling this whole thing is going to blow up in their faces or something. 

He's always known that Eddie's been cute. Hell, the first time he saw him, Steve thought he was hot. But he had never thought of them together after that. Sure, there was definitely a certain chemistry between them, but for some reason, Steve always saw him as off-limits. Especially since Dustin would kill him if he ever broke Eddie's heart. 

So, Steve learned to push down any feelings he's had for him over the years. And he's afraid that all those repressed feelings are going to come up today.  

There's a knock on his and Robin's apartment door, and Steve freezes. Hopefully his and Eddie’s friendship will survive whatever happens next.  

Here goes nothing.  

He opens the door to find a curly head of hair in front of him that isn't Eddie's. 

"Nancy?" 

"Hi! I'm here to take pictures today," she explains as she walks through the door, wiggling her Canon camera in her hand. "I thought Robin told you." 

"She certainly did not," Steve says and pinches his nose. He might kill her. He pushes the door shut, but it stops. 

"Hey," Eddie says peaking his head out from behind the door and catching Steve’s eye quickly. "Sorry, I'm late," he apologizes as he pulls Steve into a tight hug. 

Steve lingers in it, squeezing Eddie tightly, smelling the lavender shampoo he uses, and trying to make the moment last as long as he can. 

The sound of a camera shutter snaps him out of the moment. 

He pulls back and looks at Nancy. 

"Taking some candid pictures," she says unapologetically. 

But Steve doesn't care too much when he feels Eddie's hand linger on his back. "You're taking pictures for us? What happened to Robin?" 

"Yes, what did happen to Robin?" Steve asks raising his voice so she'll hear him. 

"Coming!" she yells then comes out of her room looking very strangely put together. Steve glances down at her wrist and notices her wearing her lucky black bracelet. When did she start wearing that again? 

"You look nice," Nancy says with a soft smile. 

"Thanks," Robin replies with a soft blush. 

Steve is definitely missing something, but he can't pay attention when Eddie is gently rubbing his back. He's going to end up dying on the spot. 

"Eddie!" Robin says, finally noticing him, "I see you brought the extra clothes." 

Steve glances down to where Eddie's suitcase sits on the floor. He does not remember him bringing that in. Shit, he's so distracted by his presence. Wait. "Why did you bring extra clothes?" he asks Eddie then notices how close they're standing. Oh, hello, Eddie's very soft-looking lips. 

"I told you we're covering two years. That means different seasons," Robin says as if the answer is obvious. 

Hell no. "There's no way in hell I'm wearing cold clothes outside in the heat." 

"Good thing I planned for us to stay in for those pictures," Nancy says with a smile on her face. "Now go change into one of your sweaters or something. Oh! Eddie, you should change with him so you two can color coordinate. It'll be so cute!" 

Steve adds Nancy to the list of people he might murder. 

Eddie's hand drops from his back as he wheels the suitcase into Steve's room. Steve follows and closes the door behind him. 

"Sorry for all this," Steve says, glancing around to make sure nothing embarrassing is laying out. 

Eddie shakes his head and brushes it off as if it's nothing, "Nah, it's all good. I think it could be fun if we let it. Color coordinating is a horrible idea though." 

"Agreed," Steve replies, deciding that his room looks fine. He opens up his closet and pushes his short sleeve clothes to the side to try to get to his sweaters hanging in the back. "What are you thinking for clothes?" 

"I don't care as long as you wear your yellow sweater for one of the pictures." 

Steve snorts. For some reason, Eddie had such an attachment to the thing. One time, he mistakenly put it in his designated donation bin, and he thought Eddie was going to cry when he found it. 

He had cradled the thing to his chest and dramatically said, "You don't understand, Steve. Some people's lives depend on you wearing this sweater. Their lives, Steve." 

Steve had rolled his eyes, put it back on a hanger, and hung it with the other sweaters. "Better?" he asked. 

"Much better."  

And the whole thing had been worth it to see the smile on Eddie's face - especially when Steve decided to surprise him by wearing it to the coffee shop the next day. 

"Whatcha thinking about?" Eddie asks with a smile, suddenly very close to him. 

Steve shakes his head as if shaking away the memory. "Nothing." 

Eddie raises an eyebrow but he doesn't push it before he goes back to his suitcase and starts laying out his clothes on Steve's bed. 

Steve strips off his shirt and pulls the sweater over his head. He glances down at his jeans and decides that Veronica probably won't remember what pants he was wearing in each picture. 

He turns to tell Eddie as much but freezes when he sees Eddie shirtless, sorting through the clothes to find the perfect assortment of layers. Steve swallows and adverts his eyes. He is not going to check him out while he's changing. He clears his throat and turns back to his closet. "I think we just need to change our shirts. Maybe outside, you can start with a base layer then add on top of that." 

Steve doesn't think he can stand to see shirtless Eddie with all his tattoos out in the daylight or the moonlight - if it takes that long. And he certainly does not want to let anyone else see that either. 

"That's smart, babe." 

Steve's hand squeezes whatever poor shirt he was grabbing a little too tight at the nickname. He's never been one for nicknames, especially over-the-top ones, but knowing it's Eddie calling him that as if he really does love him... it really does something for Steve. 

He doesn't reply as he grabs a few shirts and jackets and lays them out on the bed next to Eddie's stuff. 

He glances up at Eddie and almost breathes a sigh of relief when he sees that he has a shirt on. And a flannel. And his leather jacket. Thank goodness for layers. 

He looks back at Eddie's face and catches the exact moment that Eddie registers him wearing the yellow sweater. His eyes fill with unhinged excitement and joy. He walks right into Steve's space and leans down - oh my god - to talk to the sweater. 

"I've missed you so much. You know, it's so unfair that Steve only gets to wear you for a small part of the year. And he doesn't own anything short-sleeved in your beautiful color it seems." 

Steve puts his hands on his hips and stares up at the ceiling. He can't believe he's ever had trouble pushing down feelings for this man. 

(But he makes a note to himself to buy more things in yellow just for him.) 

There’s a loud knocking on the door, then Robin yells, “You two have been in there for a while! Everything okay?” 

“Eddie is talking to my sweater again!” Steve calls back. 

There’s a pause before Nancy says, “Sorry, we didn’t hear you right. What?” 

“I’m talking to his sweater! Be out soon!” Eddie yells. 

There’s some mumbling outside the door as Steve finally looks down at Eddie and asks, “Are you done?” 

Eddie smiles up at him. “Never.” 

But he straightens up and presses a quick kiss to Steve’s shoulder before he turns to leave the room. “That was for the sweater, not you,” Eddie clarifies. 

“Right,” Steve replies. Because that makes so much sense.

Today is going to kill him. 

Part two ;)

(This was meant to just be a ficlet for my dear friend @henderdads , and then it turned into a six-part fic. I hope you enjoy!! ((Especially you, Cass)) AO3 Link here!)

[fushic0re]

─ 𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒

𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗩𝗘 𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗫 𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗔𝗡!𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒 — in which you and steve have a secret pornhub channel. 

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 — 18+ ONLY; MINORS DNI. pornography. all the smut; unprotected sex, size kink, cum kink, dirty talk, praise kink, little bit of degradation, exhibitionism.

꒰ ͜͡➸ 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐎𝐘𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘, 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆! 𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒❜ 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 & 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑! ♡

YOU WERE PRACTICALLY BUZZING with excitement and nervousness as you sat patiently on your and Steve’s shared bed. 

Clad in only his crisp button up shirt, you watched him expertly arrange your film setup. The two of you had been planning this for months. It all started off as a fantasy. A kink that the two of you shared but knew you could not act on due to the circumstances of your jobs as Avengers. You had a standard to uphold and enemies lurking in every corner looking for the smallest speck of dirt on you to use as leverage. A sex tape wouldn’t exactly help your cause. 

But one night, you and Steve revisited the topic and came up with a game plan. 

Steve took one of Tony’s cameras. The billionaire techy wouldn’t notice one of his many possessions missing. Plus, its hard drive was impenetrable. There was no possible way anyone was going to get into it besides you two. Steve also managed to get a custom built Stark computer. Tony was thrilled his longtime friend was finally integrating himself into modern technology outside of work. When Steve asked him for brand recommendations, the Stark heir scoffed and without another word, began building the next piece of your plan. Just like everything Stark owned and made, your computer was the best of the best in terms of security. The Avengers’ wi-fi wasn’t exactly hackable either.

Once the logistics were worked out, you and Steve came up with some rules. You were only allowed to film at your residence on the Avengers Compound. This way there would be nothing identifiable in the background that could easily link people to your brownstone in Brooklyn. Obviously, your faces would not be showing. After pulling an all-nighter, the two of you managed to program Tony’s camera so that it automatically cropped your faces out of frame. Lastly – another obvious given – you would only go by aliases. 

Nomad and Lilac.

They were simple and inconspicuous. Lilacs were your favorite flower. After the accords, Steve was a fugitive living the life of a nomad.  

Once the camera was rolling, Steve turned to you with a ravenous expression. 

“You ready, Lilac?” 

You watched yourself getting bent in half and split open by Steve’s cock on the computer screen. The lewd sounds of flesh slapping against flesh and the squelch of your cunt blasted from the speakers. You sat perched on Steve’s lap, the two of you scrolling through the thousands of comments left on the first video posted on your channel. Thousands. 

“Is this what Peter refers to as ‘breaking the internet?” Steve breathed, eyes wide with shock. “About a thousand people in less than 10 hours watched us fuck.” 

“For once in my life, I have absolutely nothing to say.” You stuttered, shaking your head in disbelief. 

The comment section was flooded with praise. 

user1: look at that pretty little cunt

user2: she takes it like a champ

user3: that man is built like a god AND fucks like one too

user4: he’s basically breaking her and half and she’s just like 🥺 that’s love

user5: BRO IS SHE STILL ALIVE AFTER ALL THAT JFC

user6: he has the prettiest dick i’ve ever seen no homo

user7: kinda want them to top me??????

user8: i had to replay this video like 20 times bc i couldn’t decide who to look at that’s bi culture

user9: if my wife cheated on me with him i’d be jealous…of her

user10: this channel is going to be my new addiction i can feel it

It was amusing truly. Everyone was witnessing goody two shoes Steve Rogers, the golden boy, do things to one of the most loved Avengers in the world that would make the devil himself sweat bullets and didn’t even know it. You, always sitting pretty and prim without a single hair out of place, were splayed out and covered in spit and cum. A sight for the world to see, but only for the man you loved to know firsthand. 

Steve’s embrace tightened as the video continued to play. His lips trailed your neck, covering every inch of exposed skin in kisses and love bites. He suckled the spot directly below your ear, prompting your eyes to slowly shut and your body to go lax against his. He slithered one hand up your body, gripping your face firmly and slipping his thumb in between your parted lips. Watching yourselves on screen was doing a number on him. He knew it would, hence why he went through with the channel with you, but actually seeing the fruit of his deepest fantasies was something else entirely.

“You like when strangers watch me fuck you?” Steve purred in your ear. 

You nodded with a low whine, wrapping your hand around his wrist. Just like that, he had your entire body under his spell. Your back arched slightly, your bottom now flush against his groin. A growl so deep you felt the vibrations from his chest against your back rumbled from your lover. 

“I would have never imagined myself doing something like this,” Steve confessed. “You make me fuckin’ crazy, sweetheart.”

No one would know. It was your dirty little secret. 

AS TIME PASSED, you and Steve’s channel unexpectedly blew up. Lilac and The Nomad became an adult channel that seemingly everyone was talking about. Twitter and Reddit pages dedicated to reposting your content were being made left and right. Your messages were blowing – no pun intended – up with requests from viewers, some even asking for private shows in exchange for unreasonable sums of money. Every now and then, a couple of overzealous users would ask for in-person meet ups. Obviously, you and Steve paid the latter no mind. It was the praise and the thrill of sneaking around that the two of you chased after. It became addicting. The two of you simply could not stop.

That’s how you found yourself in your current circumstance.

Since recovering post-blip, Tony had insisted upon family nights at least once a week. Said night consisted of having dinner together and following it up with a movie marathon. They were nights of wholesomeness, which is why the feeling of Steve’s rough hands creeping past the band of your cotton shorts felt deliciously lude. With your back against his chest, his arms wound around your front, a blanket covering the both of you, and the rest of the Avengers’ attention focused on the screen, Steve could do whatever he wanted with you and no one would notice. You gripped his forearm tightly as a thick finger dipped into your wetness before sliding over your clit. He circled it in slowly, agonizingly. Your composure began to crumble crack by crack. Each time Scott turned to everyone to deliver some stupid commentary or Wanda asked for you to pass a snack to her, a piece of your sanity chipped away. By the time your baby hairs were stuck to your forehead with sweat and your limbs felt nonexistent, Steve’s hand retreated.

He brought his plump lips to your ear discreetly.

“Get the camera, go to the guest bathroom, and wait for me.”

Like a woman possessed, you got up without hesitating and began to make your way out of the family living room.

“Where do you think you’re going, Mrs. America? Sit down,” Tony snarked.

“Period. Not feeling good.” You excused, keeping the lie short and simple so no one would ask questions.

Tony’s nose wrinkled slightly before he nodded, dismissing you with a wave of a hand. From behind you, Pepper scolded him.

“You’re going to have to get better at that. You have a daughter.”

He sighed deeply.

“We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.”

Once you were out of earshot, you sprinted up to your and Steve’s room to retrieve the goods, then sprinted right back down to the guest bathroom. It didn’t take long for the love of your life to meet you at your rendezvous, his eyes wide and pupils dilated with anticipation. He made quick work of locking the door behind him before scooping you up into his arms and placing you on the granite counter. You giggled quietly as he practically tore off your shorts and panties, pushing his sweatpants down just enough to slide his cock out before taking the camera from you.

“They’re gonna love this,” Steve murmured, turning the device on and hitting record.

He angled the lens towards the treasure that laid in between your legs, gripping his member with one hand and slapping your cunt with it. Its sheer weight against your already stimulated pearl made you yelp. Steve shushed you quicky, letting go of his cock and letting his hips do the work. He continued to glide in between your wet folds, his now free hand sliding up your torso to push the hem of your oversized sweatshirt up. Once your bare breast were revealed to him, it didn’t take long until he was greedily massaging them in large palm. He allowed the camera to linger for a moment before returning it to its initial angle.

“Look at that,” He remarked lowly. “Already soaked me and I haven’t even been inside of you yet.”

Sure enough, his cock was glistening with your nectar. Your mouth watered, excited to see just how gorgeous it looked on camera.

“Think you can be quiet for me, pretty girl?”

You nodded eagerly, wiggling your hips needily. Steve let you play, chuckling darkly when his head caught your entrance, and he began to push into you. All of the oxygen was knocked out of you. No matter how many times you and Steve had sex, nothing could get you used to the first intrusion of his incredibly thick cock. Your inner thighs trembled as he bottomed inside of you, teeth sinking into your pillowy bottom lip as you suppressed a sharp gasp. Slowly, he withdrew his hips before roughly slamming back into you with a long, wanton moan.

“Fuck. You’re such a good girl letting me have you like this,” Steve praised, low grunts and growls reverberating from him as he increased his pace.

Everything was too much – from the pleasure your man was making you feel, the sounds he was making, how gorgeous he looked in the throes of passion, and the need to keep quiet. You felt like a ticking timebomb that could explode at any second.

And yet, things had just gotten started.

The two of you fucked like depraved animals, pouring every ounce of energy into your mutual pleasure. You wanted to badly to reach up and press your lips against his, but for the life of you could not get your brain to work, for your body was a slave for lust. Steve, however, could sense just what you needed. He placed the camera down, making sure it had a perfect shot of you both, before gathering you in his arms. He pressed his forehead against yours before devouring you’re his with his. He continued to fuck you without faltering, swallowing your whimpers and moans like a man starved.

“I fucking love you,” He huffed quietly just for you to hear, punctuating his words with vigorous thrusts. “I. Love. You. So. Much.”

“I love you,” You hummed, too cock drunk and fucked out. “’M gonna cum…so fucking hard.”

“Do it. While everyone out there worries about you because they think you don’t feel good when in reality, you’re too much of a cock slut and just couldn’t wait to get fucked. Do it.” Steve commanded, his own words shaky as he neared his release.

That was enough to push you over the edge. Unable to stop yourselves, you came with a vociferous sob, the tightening of your channel around his cock sending Steve over with an equally enthusiastic exultation. Rope after rope of cum coated your walls until eventually, it began to ooze out of you before Steve could even pull out. When he did, he had to hold himself back from ravishing you once more. The sight of your pussy, swollen from use, painted in his copious seed was one for sore eyes. He sure to get a generous amount of footage of the money shot, already anticipating the audience’s reactions before switching the camera off. You both recovered slumped in each other’s arms, the hulking blond’s face nuzzled sweetly against your bosom until you both deemed it appropriate to leave.

“I can’t go back out there.” You groaned, your head filling with every embarrassing scenario possible.

Steve chortled endearingly, carefully pulling your panties back up and the hem of your sweatshirt back down and over your bum. Putting your shorts back on was not even in question, you were far too sensitive for that.

“I got you, sugar,” He cooed, wrapping one arm under your bottom and scooping you into his embrace once more. You wrapped your arms and legs around him, dozing off as he walked the two of you to your room.

“Go ahead and upload. I’ll tell them that you don’t feel good and needed a nap, then I’ll be right up.” Steve promised as he gently laid you down on your shared bed.

You made yourself comfortable before reaching for Steve’s computer and doing your thing. You were unable to cease your lips from turning up into a devious smile as your nimble fingers danced across the keyboard.

“got fucked in the bathroom in the middle of family movie night”

After double checking everything, you hit upload and watched the views rise. The sensation Steve’s spent leaking out of your used hole as you read the comments your new home movie was already accruing caused heat to rise to your face. It was still a shock that you and America’s gold boy were living a double life as amateur pornstars.

user1: I thought the load nomad had in their first video was just a one off. Clearly this dude can nut like a fucking champ.

user2: this is so fucking hot especially when they were whispering to each other

user3: KJDHS that’s SO much cum???is that a condition or something???

user4: okay but that’s a nice ass bathroom are they making money off of these videos?

user5: idk if i wanna be nomad or lilac 😵‍💫

user6: i’m this 👌🏼 close to dedicating a fanpage to them

user7: not to be deep on fucking PORNHUB of all places but this is some real shit. you can feel the passion, love, and care they have for each other. this is the type of porn we should all be watching, none of that overproduced fake shit.

user7: this mf is built like captain america what the fuck do you eat nomad

The last comment made you laugh heartily, but also arose some concern. Was someone catching on? Worry filled the absence of lust. All it would take for the entirety of your lives to fall apart was for one person to put the pieces together. As much as you and Steve loved the rush, both of you were playing a dangerous game with your respective livelihoods.

But then you remembered Steve.

Steve and all he had sacrificed for the betterment of the world. Steve, the man who hadn’t even lived his life for himself and never once complained about it. Steve, who was finally being selfish and acting on his own desires rather than everyone else’s. Lilac and The Nomad was more than just an adult content channel. It was a symbol of the love of your life’s emancipation from social standards. The first step of him doing whatever the fuck he wanted, not what everyone else wanted. He deserved it. The two of you had taken every precaution to protect yourselves. No one would know. It was just a stupid joke.

“CHEERS!” EVERYONE CHIMED AS they clinked their glasses together.

“Congratulations, Cap!”

Sam beamed widely upon being called his new moniker for the first time. He placed an amicable arm around his predecessor.

“Thanks guys, and thank you for this opportunity, man.” He lauded.

“Literally, out with the old and in with the new.” Natasha sniggered, earning an eye roll from Steve.

“I can still fire you, Romanoff,” He countered.

The ember haired woman simply flipped him off before taking another swig of Russian vodka.

“On a real note, what are you going to do now?” Bruce inquired.

Steve shrugged, placing his beer bottle down casually.

“I don’t know. The only thing I could really think of was getting a place in Brooklyn, which we just did. I don’t have a plan for my next move and for once it feels…good.”

“Well,” Thor grunted. “You can start by finally getting drunk off of Asgardian liquor.”

Thor reached for a decanter behind him and the former captain a generous glass of the amber liquid.

“There you go! That’s my man! Drink up, spangles!” Tony encouraged.

“I’m not getting drunk,” Steve argued, causing everyone to boo loudly. “But…I’ll have this.”

He turned to you, his glass raised in his hand. His azure orbs were capacious, glimmering with hope. He wore a refreshed expression that you had never seen on him before as he smiled dazzlingly at you. It melted your heart to finally see him like this.

“To our new beginning.”

“Cheers.”

Everyone around you gagged playfully. You hushed them with a threatening hiss.

“I have so much dirt on you guys, I wouldn’t make a single sound if I were you.”

“…. Did that do something to you too?” Bucky teased.

“Hey, shut your fuckin’ mouth, punk!”

“OH! He curses now!”

The night persisted wonderfully. Sam was celebrated in the way he deserved to be. Sure, there was still a lot of work left to do in the world, but all of you were on a new life journey. And sure, new territory was scary, but it was also invigorating. To be able to rejoice together with the people you loved most was even more invigorating.

“Women do not watch porn!” Clint yelled. “That sounds fake!”

“Women probably watch more porn than men,” Natasha argued. “Better porn too. Not whatever you call those 5 minutes of pump and grunt.”

    “I only watch women’s porn.” Laura added, her husband’s expression twisting into one of perplexion.

“You only what?”

“Speaking of porn,” Wanda giggled tipsily. “There’s this new couple that I’ve been watching and they’re—” She ended her sentence with the chef’s kiss gesture.

“Who?! I love that homemade shit!” Sam yelled from across the table.

“Their names are Nomad and Lilac on Pornhub,”

You and Steve tensed up, not moving a single centimeter for fear oF triggering something. What exactly was unknown. He gripped your hand reassuringly.

No one would find out.

“I wanna see.” Bucky chimed in, brows furrowed with curiosity.

Sam tittered mischievously, hopping to the living room to retrieve the television remote. You turned to your partner with a fearful expression. Steve shook his head discreetly, leaning in to peck your cheek soothingly.

“And that’s our que to call it a night.” He quickly stated, saving face successfully.

“He loves her so much he doesn’t even want to see another woman get railed.” Wanda cried to herself drunkenly. “That’s so sweet,”

“Good night, everyone,” You bid, swallowing the frog in your throat.

“Good night, you two. You know where your room is right?” Pepper questioned politely.

“We’re all good, Pep. Thank you for having us,” Steve thanked, wishing everyone one final farewell before rushing the both of you to one of the Stark guest rooms.

“Steven! They’re fucking watching us!” You panicked quietly.

“I believe the correct way to say that is ‘they’re watching us fuck’—”

“…Are you actually joking with me right now?”

“Sweetheart,” Steve uttered softly, cupping your face in his hands. “It’s okay. I promise. Thousands of people have watched us. This is no different. You and I did a pretty damn good job at covering our bases. If the world hasn’t figured it out, the people closest to us definitely won’t.”

Silence filled the room as you retired to the confines of your intrusive thoughts.

 “We can stop if you’re worried. We’ll take everything down, crush up the camera and computer into pieces, toss them into a landmine, and act like nothing ever happened. I want you comfortable, honey.” Steve promised.

You shook your head.

“No, no. I’m sorry. I just got a little shocked. That’s all.” You rushed out.

“Don’t apologize. I got a little scared too. I mean, my heart dropped to my goddamn stomach. I haven’t felt that since Coney Island.”

His belly filled with butterflies when you laughed, all of your worries dissipating into thin air.

“But you know what else I felt?” He proposed, his soft tone taking on a huskier one.

You hummed in response, your heart skipping a beat at the shift in energy.

“Desire. Lust.” He pulled you towards him until your body was pressed against his, your lips barely brushing his. “I want to see their expressions while they watch us.”

It was like you were never worried in the first place when your back hit the mattress and Steve’s body covered yours.

“Let’s calm you down, pretty girl.”

From the living room, the Avengers played each Lilac and The Nomad video one after another. Wanda simply fangirled, loving that her suggestion was actually being enjoyed thoroughly by everyone. The video of you and Steve having a quickie in the bathroom was the best to play. It had become one of your most viewed videos, the reach far greater than you would have imagined.            

“This one’s my favorite personally.” Laura critiqued casually as the video reached its halfway mark.

“In the middle of a family movie night, huh? Which one of you nasty shitheads has pulled one of those?” Sam accused, pointing a finger at each person.

“We would all know if someone did.”

“True. It would be obvious. Did anyone even leave last movie night?”

“Steve and Y/N did.”

No one spoke. Everyone went silent before glancing around at each other and then back up at the television screen.

“B-but, he said she was having…lady problems.” Scott stuttered, his expression growing more and more mortified as he began to connect the dots.

“That sweater does look familiar.” Bucky pointed out, gesturing to the display on the screen with a jerk of his head.

“I, uh, bought one just like that for her,” Natasha spoke under her breath. “It was a souvenir.”

“Steve Rogers wouldn’t do that stuff, guys! C’mon! That’s Captain America!” Scott blurted out in pure denial.

“Not anymore.” Tony rebutted. “That is a free man who can do whatever he pleases. As you can see—” He pointed to the TV animatedly.

“That’s definitely them. A couple months ago he asked me for computer recommendations, and I ended up building one for him. When has that man ever cared about computers?”

“Check the date of the video in the description.”

Unable to handle the anticipation, Bucky snatched the remote from a shocked Scott’s hand and scrolled down to the description. He scoffed with a smile of disbelief.

“Well, I’ll be damned. I didn’t think the little shit had it in him.”

“These are just coincidences, you guys! We have no confirmation whatsoever that it’s the—”

Something akin to a cry mixed with a moan from a couple doors away cut their words short. One that sounded exactly like the ones coming from the TV. Your teammates had all of the confirmation they need.

“Sooooo….how do we look them in the eye now?”

[official-darkforest]

i am SOOO unbelievably thrilled by your anthro au omg. do you have fashion ideas for the characters? like their favorite outfits, fabrics, etc? imo one of the best parts of anthro characters is deciding how they'd express themselves through their clothing :]

I HAVE A FEW ALREADY!!!! i dont have many specifics because theres so many characters ahd i havent drawn them all yet LOL but i'll share the ones i do have at least SOMETHING for

im also trying to keep these reasonable for the time period and location, as in my au the clan cats are mostly rural and in small towns set (mostly) before the 2000s so most may dress more modest and conservative (especially if theyre older and very religious)

squirrelflight - the best i can describe her sense of fashion is that it ranged from tomboy as a younger girl and is currently closer to a working class butch. im not sure if masc would be a more appropriate term since i dont hc her as a lesbian (shes bi) but she dresses "like a man" and owns a lot of jeans, slacks, and button-up shirts of all kinds of fabrics and patterns. she also enjoys bright colors as well, but as she got older her fashuon sense got a little more sensible and less "loud" like it was in the 60s and 70s. she also has glasses like her daddy once shes like 35 or so. she and firestar dressed very similarly, and a lot of her shirts and neckties are things she stole from his closet

feathertail - very feminine. hippie adjacent, lots of loose and flowing garments and jingly pieces. breatheable clothes and open toed shoes. her favorite swimsuit had some little frilly bits on it i think. often combines neutral earthy tones with blues and whites

crowfeather - lots of handmedowns from his father. clothes you can do farmwork in like jeans, overalls, hardy flannel/denim shirts and boots. never grew out of this and still dresses this way and he likes it

jayfeather - he looks like a modernized (as far as the 80s goes) version of his father - same hairstyle snd way of dress. he isnt too formal but does have some more preppiness to his clothing style (polo shirts and sweaters). he avoids full button downs since buttoning them himself jjust gets frustrating since he cant match them up every time. new wave band shirts. he also wears orange tinted glasses to protect his eyes (in this au i wrote that hes able to perceive shadows and light pretty okay, but not much else beyond that) And Kinda As A Fashion Statement cuz it goes well with his facial structure and hairstyle i think

lionblaze - hes like if the stereotypical jock and stereotypical 80s rock+metal enthusiast had a baby. muscle tees and bandanas, ripped jeans, those absurdly short shorts, crop tops, etc. he's a drummer i think if that matters LOL

ivypool - punk, also sorta like joan jett to an extent. very homemade, tho sometimes she gets lazy and doesnt really commit to the outfits all the way (but definitely has the mindset, dint get me wrong). one of those girls with a chest small enough to go braless 99% of the time; wears a lot of tank tops and sleeveless shirts LOL

bone/brick/scourge - just google "the outsiders movie" or "greaser" and you'll get the idea. tho i imagine these three in particular also have some kind of bare minimum formalwear scraped together from their escapades. theyre kinda like the jetts/sharks from west side story if that helps at all

daisy - she combines flowing, pretty dresses with a sunhat and work boots. she also teaches horseback riding and owns a few (its a business she runs w smokey and floss. i think its be funny if they were polyam ITS MY AU I CAN CHANGE WHAT I WANT) and she has horseback-appropriate clothing as well

poppyfrost - THEE preppy girl of the 80s. big hair, perm and all. dresses with pastel colors. her sisters cinderheart and honeyfern are pretty similar, tho i imagine honeyfern is a little more sporty and cinderheart takes inspiration from madonna once shes trying to court lionblaze

hazeltail - long haired country girl butch. enough said

spottedleaf snd cinderpelt are nuns lol

[val-the-bookworm]

Nicky Valentino (from Fictif) is an absolute comfort character for me, which means I’ve collected some information about him!

I just feel like I need to share what I’ve gathered with others who might be interested! Feel free to comment any other facts/headcannons/etc you guys have, I love to hear what other people think or picked up!

First off, here is a list of actual facts that can be found in the story or stated by the authors of TATW:

* The story takes place some time after April 1925 (cause Nicky knew about The Great Gatsby), but before August 1929 (because the story takes place before The Great Depression) - which is a 4 year 4 month time difference

* Possibly before 1928 (which is when phones changed from the candlestick) — that would make it a 3 year time gap

* He keeps a small tin of dog treats in his breast pocket incase he stumbles upon a stray

* There was a 3 year age gap between him and his sister

* His birthday is on November 12th.

* Nicky's favourite animal is the wolf.

* Nicky’s zodiac is Scorpio.

* His favourite colour is blue.

* His favourite alcoholic drink is whiskey.

* His favourite dishes are lobster, PB&J and anything made by MC.

* His favourite books are This Side Of Paradise and The Sun Also Rises.

* He was born in Sicily, Italy. Grew up in South Brooklyn

* Nicky is Catholic.

* His crimes include bootlegging, racketeering, obstruction of justice and loansharking.

* He did not enjoy his first time.

* His first kiss was when he was 15.

* His celebrity crush is Gloria Swanson.

* His dad kicked him out of the house for dressing like a gangster.

* He used to shine shoes as a teenager.

* In Chapter 9, two of his other henchmen are named/called Johnnyboy and Richie.

* In Chapter 10, it's revealed that he has made several charitable donations to a homeless shelter, a boys and girls club, and the church he went to as a kid.

* HE SINGS SWANEE TO MC WHILE THEY DANCE ON A BRIDGE AT NIGHT (I absolutely adore this song, so I about passed out when I read this scene lol)

* He is big reader and likes to learn from the books

* He grew up with big dogs

* If he wasn’t a gangster he would own a dog rescue center or be a model

* He is left handed

* His parents are from the country

* He had lots of nightmares as a kid

* His sister, Sofia, loved daisies

* Central Park is one of his favorite places in the city

* He prefers blackjack over poker

* This man straight up had flower crowns for us to wear and dance in before the wedding (I’d like to think he made them with the help of a maid who taught him)

Now some of my personal headcannons:

* When Mc and him are riding together he sits in the seat diagonal to the driver, cause that is the most dangerous seat in the mob world

* An Italian pet name Nicky calls MC is ‘Cara Mia’ which translates to my dear

* If Nicky and Mc have a daughter they would name her Sofia in memory his little sister.

* Definitely has some children’s books scattered among his bookshelf, considering he said…

* He would most definitely do that thing where his kid stands on top of his feet and then dances them around the room

* Would be so down to adopt kids. Growing up on the streets, and having a horrible father, make him want to help all of the children in a similar position

* Would definitely want a big Italian family (if Mc was also down) cause he find family so important, and it makes him so happy to see their children. If Mc only wanted one kid though he would totally be fine, he is just so soft for the family dynamic and his kids

* (Ultrasounds weren’t a thing until the 1950’s, but let’s say they were created sooner) Nick would 110% tear up/cry seeing the first ultrasound, and once the baby is born and in Mc/his hands for the first time

* He LIVES for the cute domestic stuff. Like just cuddling and/or talking: ✅ Washing dishes together: sold! Making breakfast for Mc/together: a must!

* Nick has bi-wife energy and no one can convince me otherwise

* This man’s love language is 110% acts of service

And finally my last category for this list; all of the nicknames he calls MC:

* Toots

*honey

*(my)love

*sugar

*gorgeous

*baby

*sweetheart

*my one and only

*doll face

*sweet thing

*sweets

*my queen

[sugarcryztal]

Hello! I would love to have a romantic mha matchup if that’s ok! With some nsfw headcanons if you have any ideas!!

I’m 22 years old, woman, I’m portuguese but fluent in english and my pronouns are she/her, I’m bi (with a preference for men). I have long black hair and green eyes (I wear glasses but I also go for contact lenses pretty often). I’m 5’2” and usually my style is black clothes tight shirts with a good amount of cleavage and either heels or platform shoes (mostly boots, military and more “put together”). I also am almost always with eyeliner on. I use a lot of jewellery, rings, necklaces, bracelets, earrings, everything, especially hoop earrings and gold necklaces.

I am a very extroverted, friendly and outgoing, I usually get along with people really well when I first meet them. I’m very talkative and love to spend hours just hanging out and chatting with my friends. I am a giant flirt (I cannot stress this enough, seriously I do NOT shut up), I hit on everyone all the time and I tend to carry the bit as far as it goes. But I am also a very hardworking person, I’m super stubborn, competitive and ambitious and when I set my mind to something go absolutely nothing can stop me. Since I’m so outgoing I also tend to be very outspoken, I’m very assertive when need be and I don’t take shit from anyone. I can be very confrontational and when I’m stressed or upset (I’m a very stressed person, I’m always doing everything at once and more) I get pretty snappy and a bit mean (working on it don’t worry). But one thing I am is a ride or die once I’m close to someone I am the first to defend them no matter what and at all costs (me and my friends joke I’m a bitch but it’s just because I’m the most outspoken and loud person in the room I swear I’m only an asshole when pushed 💀)

I LOVE horror movies, video games, reading and just walking around. My favorite colors are red and black and they are kind of my signature at this point. I am also known for really liking cats (my own cat especially <3) and the stars. My favorite thing to do is just hanging out with my friends tho, preferably with some drinks involved, I love hosting parties and gathering people together for everyone to spend time with each other. My love language is definitely gift giving (I cannot control myself I will shower my partner in presents, it doesn’t have to be a special occasion I will pass by a store, see something they might like and oh look at that now it’s bought in a pretty bag with a giant red bow), and acts of service (I will grab you anything you need, water? Done, a tissue? On it darling). But when I’m hitting on someone pre-relationship I think I just go for all bases not gonna lie, I’m very attentive and not only do I actively flirt with them I also tend to use a lot of physical contact, LOTS of nicknames (I use no ones name, nuh-huh, at best a nickname but no one is safe for my “darling, babe, love, angel”, especially not a partner)

With all this in the bedroom I’m a lot more submissive (honestly it’s just all bark and no bite, I put a bit of a fight but I also like to do a good job, they just have to earn it first :)). I’m open to most things but I really like to be close during sex.

I hope this was good and I’m sorry if this was a bit of a mess, I’m not used to matchups but I figured better safe than sorry right? Hahahaha anyways thank you so much in advance! <333

i’m so sorry in advance i got a little silly writing this cause i haven’t slept in 2 days

warning: nsfw later on, reader discretion is advised.

Your match is . . .

Fatgum !

SFW

⟡ I KNOW I KNOW… BUT PLEASE HEAR ME!!!!

⟡ Silly guy and the hot girl he pulled by being autistic /j

⟡ You guys are ray of sunshine x ray of sunshine.

⟡ You guys probably met at one of your parties and he instantly fell in love. How could he not when you’re so gorgeous?!

⟡ When he started crushing at first, he was actually a little insecure you wouldn’t like him because of his appearance. Cause he was built like a bowling ball fr… Jk he’s confident he’s lovable because it’s you! And you calling him all those sweet nicknames helps a lot.

⟡ Okay I’m sorry that was mean of me to say, but I WAS SO SURPRISED AT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE?

⟡ When you flirt with him his brain short circuits. You, a gorgeous wonderful woman, flirting with him? This had to be a dream right?

⟡ And if it was a dream he never wanted to wake up from it.

⟡ After a while of flirting, he gains confidence and starts to flirt back! Which might’ve accidentally caused some playful flirting war between you guys?

⟡ Might actually get a little possessive even if you guys aren’t dating. Like if you’re flirting with someone at a party he’ll quickly swoop in from behind, wrap his arms around your waist, and say something alone the lines of “What’cha doing there, Sweetheart?”

⟡ His voice during those moments unintentionally goes low and gravelly so give him a bit to switch back.

⟡ If you’re the type to host 7 minutes of heaven at your parties, that’s how he confesses to you.

⟡ To his surprise, he was lucky enough to get stuck with you in a closet in the first place!

⟡ When you guys were stuck in the closet, he was a little nervous at first because he thought it was such a childish way to confess, but he might as well get it over with! What’s the point of beating around the bush?

⟡ He just blurted it out, straight up was just like “I like you.”

⟡ A few moments of awkward silence go by and you admit you like him too <3!

⟡ Mission success! You guys are making out now and need more than 7 minutes.

⟡ When you guys start dating, expect to go on a lot of dinner dates. Because he’s a big foodie. Don’t worry about paying, it’s on him!

⟡ He would also love stargazing dates though. Just getting away from the busy city and laying next to you on a blanket underneath the stars.

⟡ Any date with you is a perfect date for him. The destination doesn’t matter to him as long as it’s with you.

⟡ He’s also very physically affectionate, his kisses are really soft and he treats you like you’re the most precious person in the world! And that’s because to him you are!

⟡ I don’t know if your cats are friendly or not, but he meets them eventually. It’s up to you how to envision that going!

⟡ You both are gift givers, he tends to see a lot of stuff and get reminded of you! He doesn’t really worry about money that much so you shouldn’t either.

⟡ Will also always accept your gifts! You could gift him a dead rat and he would take it to display on his shelf in his room!

⟡ For pet names I feel like he would use any of them on you, but his favorite is probably “babe”.

You and Fatgum quietly walked into the closet together, you were a little bit excited considering Fatgum was your crush.

However it was turning out more awkward than you expected… You tried to talk to him and make more conversation, but he was avoiding eye contact and giving one worded responses! Did he not like you? Was something wrong?

Before you could speak up. Fatgum said, “I like you.”

You sat there and for once had nothing to say besides a quiet, “What?”

“I like you.” Fatgum repeated again. “I’m in love with you. I love the way you talk to others so easily and make them feel so comfortable, the way you adore each and every one of your friends, and I want to be your favorite boy.” It was silent again for a moment.

Fatgum was getting nervous and he was about to take it back until you said, “I like you too.”

He blushed at those words. Now was the time you both had realized how close your faces were together. Before you could comment on it, you felt lips pressed against yours.

Tonight was a beautiful night.

NSFW

⟡ Holds you close while fucking you.

⟡ He actually also doesn’t really talk while doing it either? If you ask him why it’s because he’s lost in your warmth.

⟡ His favorite position is missionary and I know that’s basic, but he feels closest to you like that!

⟡ Also makes out with you a lot during it, he just wants to be impossibly closer to you!

⟡ Uhhhh he MIGHT be whipped for you!

⟡ Like seriously I think he lowkey worships you.

⟡ Also if you’re into it, he’s a certified eater. Eats it like it’s a fine dining three course meal! <3

⟡ Loves how you get all submissive because now he knows how to get you to settle down after a long night of partying!

⟡ Also, quickies if you’re into that. He gets all whiny and desperate for you, saying stuff like “Just the tip please!” and it never ends up because yours just so amazing!

“Just the tip honey, please?” is what your boyfriend was begging you just a couple hours ago. How long had it been? You didn’t know. How many times had you came? You had not a clue. But he was still going!

You were pressed against the bed, your legs wrapped around his waist to keep him close as he fucked you into the sheets. “Thank you so much baby, feels so good… Thank you!” He shamelessly moaned into your ear.

He felt your hands scratching at his back and he moaned, he buried his face in the crook of your neck, littering kisses and bites. Your skin was so delicious. Better than any dish he had from any Michelin star restaurant.

You were no better, whining for him to continue. Which only egged him on to continue plowing into you until you couldn’t walk the next day! 😵‍💫

08.28.24

[nikkiruncks]

The T7S gang's kids, in my verse. Their middle school relationships.

Based on @einsteinsugly's post for her verse

Leia: Nothing at all. Not even close to sexually active. She's had crushes on girls and guys, and kisses Gwen during truth or dare. But aside from that, she never really did anything.

Mia: She goes on one date with a guy named Colin and kisses him, but they realize they’re better as friends (some similarities to s1-2 r*cas)

Reggie: He's dated a bit. Lost his virginity in the back of a van at 12 years old to an upperclassman, but he never had a real relationship. Just gone on a few dates.

Kat: She kissed one boy named Colin at 13 and really liked him, only to find out he made a bet with his friends that he’d get the first girl he ever saw to fall for him. Let’s just say that her heart wasn’t the only thing that got broken that day.

Betsy: I talked about this in a separate post (which I still need to finish lol), but she lost her virginity at 13 in the woods to a guy named John Helmsman. After what happened, she decided to go the monk route and vowed to never have sex again.

Jay: He loses his virginity at 13-14 similar to how Reggie does. Who he loses it to? I don’t know yet. A part of me wants to say Nate since in my verse since they’re each other’s bi awakenings.

Oak: Literally nothing. He’s had crushes on boys, but doesn’t realize it at the time because compulsory heterosexuality.

Rose: She has crushes, but never really does anything. Focuses on school and her grades, which makes her parents proud but also stirs jealousy in her little sister June, who masks it by taunting her for being a 'goody two shoes' (she’s already jealous that Rose is basically FR's favorite haha)

June: Loses her virginity at 12-13 to her first love, Julius. But then he ghosted her the next day, leaving her with a broken heart for the next few months. Word spreads around school and she gets slut shamed a lot, along with kids just assuming she'll 'do it with anybody' to cope with him leaving.

[demenior]

For the character questions, Cassie NoCanonLastName Animorphs?

1. Sexuality

Baby bi bi bi

2. Otp

The tragedy of Jake/Cassie cannot be beat. The unbearable first-crush secondhand mortification of their early days. The twists and trials they go to until they are standing on opposite sides of the canyon that once was the life they could have had.

I also love Cassie/Rachel with all my heart. I wish they'd had longer :(

Also ngl I do always love the idea of Cassie and Marco having a fling post-war. This isn't exactly an otp but the idea of them becoming best friends that only ever get like a few minutes alone together every few months for a few years, and yet they get each other. It's just. It's very good.

Cassie and Aftran should have been girlfriends for a while. One is a whale, the other can be a whale for 2 hours. It's perfect.

3. Brotp

Rachel and Cassie no ifs ands or butts. I do like Cassie and Aldrea together as a force.

Cassie and Aftran too.

4. Notp

...don't really have any tbh. I could be interested in just about any dynamic.

5. First headcanon that pops into my head

She doesn't morph for years after the war. It's not until she's asked by another estreen to morph together for beauty rather than for a mission/violence does Cassie remember the joys of morphing.

6. Favorite line from this character

NICE IS NEAT. I see NIN merch anywhere in the world and mentally I am chortling "hehehe. Nice is Neat. Hehehe."

7. One way in which I relate to this character

How she clung tooth and fucking nail to her morals. How she saw the easy ways out "they're bad so we are justified in anything we do to them" and continued to hold the line to what she would allow, no matter how much opposition was thrown her way.

8. Thing that gives me second hand embarrassment for this character

NICE IS NEAT. Also every goddamn interraction between her and Jake in the early books. They sat beside each other on the bus and didn't say a SINGLE word and they're both buzzing about the "close contact". Oh my god. So embarrassing.

Also she wears poopy boots to school. Cassie.... babygirl.... you can have nice shoes to wear to school, and your work boots for home.

9. Cinnamon roll or problematic fav?

All the Animorphs kids are my cinnamon rolls, obvi. I should also add that when these books were originally coming out I wanted to be Cassie so badly it hurt. I adore her. She's everything.

So I think I'd call Cassie a problematic fav primarily bc she single-handedly made the gamble that could have lost the war based on her personal morals (not letting Jake murder his brother). And while I respect the hell out of her for it, and things technically worked out in the end, it could have been the moment they lost everything.

[youofsomesong]

Friends Describing Starkid Characters (part 4)

(There will be spoiler pictures from Nerdy Prudes Must Die, so look at your own risk. They show up after Curt)

james

typical nerd

he has a letterman (i mean its in the photo)

this looks like the harry potter one (yup)

this information does not help me at all though (yes it does!!!)

gregory (front) and william (back) (noooooo)

they are in a relationship (oh 100%)

the gun in the underwear is for later tonight theyre spicing things up

(i have the better picture of peter, dont worry. but i wanna see if theyll realize its the same character)

montgomery

nerd but he knows your name, address, social security number, and credit card information and it not afraid to use it

megan

tired barista (SAME)

good at names and faces (not same) (same bestie)

knows martial arts

quincy francis iv

a cowboy with absolutely NO cowboy skills

saw a horse once and went “cow!!”

oh theyre also gay gay homosexual

nobody knows about their relationship though (well...)

elizabeth (left) and grace (right)

theyre into cosplay

businessman businessman businessman

slightly below average at his job but covers for it by being likeable and social (jfhkjasdhf thats not true)

his name is ronald

marco

theatre kid

rebecca

a proud trans woman who will take no shit

OH MY GOD WAIT

THATS UMBRIDGE ISNT IT (...maybe)

jafar (whats with my friends and thinking achmed is jafar???)

tried to sneak in an aladdin picture with the starkid. im onto you (youre not though cause thats achmed, not jafar)

bridget

likes reading

not very popular but a nice person

patricia

she has a pufferfish on her head

shes a strange one

still kind of popular though??

jasmine and jafar (this one im 87% certain) (youre half right bestie)

they pulled a switcheroo

that other one was aladdin and i was wrong (you were wrong but youre still wrong)

rachel

big fan of the little red riding hood story. made it her entire personality (jksdhfjdksh bestie)

thats a classic jack right there

total asshole (a bit, yeah)

sells drugs to minors (but he doesnt. he loves hannah like his own kid)

that previous guys brother but this ones a good person and keeps getting pulled into his brothers crap

his name is riley

definitely has pronouns

not straight (oh he 100% is not straight)

generally well liked but has one specific enemy (more like we love him but we hate him)

looks like a noah to me

self proclaimed “party animal” (everyone hates him except like one person whos pretty neutral about him) (lies. we all love him)

name is... liam (derogatory)

andrew garfield in disguise (askjfdhakjs)

thats all

“tall dark and handsome” (has platforms in his shoes)

daniel

NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE PHOTOS!!!! CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK

thats a whole zombie fr fr

name was revoked

but his name WOULD have been zachary

watched “the last of us” and liked it way too much

became his favorite character

straight man (derogatory) (kajfhasdhf i dont believe max is straight AT ALL)

the woman is bi (grace is repressed bi, what did i tell yall?)

her name is haley his name is michael

he needs to put his shirt back on (no he does not. he is hot)

goshdarn jessica

Mean Girl ™️ (i mean...mariah was regina george...she was in mean girls...)

manny

generalized anxiety disorder (if he wasnt first labeled as obnoxious teen i would say yes. but he did have that whole waiting for hot chocolate line(s). oh and xe did not connect that the petes were the same character. i did not tell them that either and idk if i will tell him)

MARKIPLIER?

thats it

dyed hair and pronouns

quinn

at this point in time i did tell them that nibbly and blinky were not female even though both are played by women (and the fact that i hc nibbly as agender)

thats a rowan

absolutely slays

also has pronouns

liked wreck it ralph

naruto fanboy

his name is blake but he asked people to call him by the name of his favorite character

(nobody does)

this one is a big fan of sonic

has a sonic themed backpack and lunchbox

morgan

jeremiah

i see an anime shirt hes an anime stan (well thats obvious)

has at least two twitter accounts dedicated to anime (honestly wouldnt be surprised)

[batrachised]

Fic Recs

So I'm about to hop off the internet for Lent (i'll just be checking this blog weekly and I FULLY expect ya'll to tag me in all interesting LMM things I might otherwise miss), and I thought as a last hurrah, I'd curate a rec list of my favorite Walter Blythe fanfics!! We Walter Blythe fans are a small but mighty group, shown in the love for him in fic. The following includes Walter lives AUs, Walter in the background, Walter and Una, Walter and Jem...thanks to all of these wonderful fic authors who have gifted us with such incredible stories!

Come Back Home by freyafrida: Walter survives Courcelette. In a way.

The king of all Walter lives AUs in my head. The characterization is very believable, and the slow build of a relationship between Walter and Una sweet. This fic is what turned me onto my "must write 10k of fic about walter/una in two days'" path. I particularly like how this fic continues LMM's work in acknowledging the impact of the war on PEI.

Arcos Iris by freyafrida: The Blythes and Merediths grow up. (One-shots set between Rainbow Valley and Rilla of Ingleside.)

Honestly I recommend everything by this author because the character work is great. The little snippets fill in emotional gaps I didn't even know I had regarding the story, whether it's more child Walter and Una interaction or the beginnings of Faith & Jem's friendship evolving into romance.

but i don't know who you are by freyafrida: Five people Walter thought he wanted, and one person he didn't notice until it was too late.

at this point you may be wondering, does batrachised read any other author besides this one? But once again, Walter feels very true to the books in these vignettes. I also like the interpretation of a bi Walter. This also provides a wider cast of characters (we get a paul and a pat cameo!).

A New Morning by fluffybun. AU from Rilla of Ingleside. Walter returns to Ingleside many years after the war. Squint at relationships.

I love how this fleshes out what happens to the characters after Rilla, even in brief glimpses. I also love this fic's take on Walter's view of Una--he thinks of her as "realized hope," and I was like 🥺 🥺 🥺 

True things that are not, but might be by alwaysspeakshermind. A rambling collection of random tales that feature some of my favorite L.M. Montgomery characters/background relationships.

This collection of stories was downright precious and does a fantastic job nailing LMM's writing style. While only one chapter focuses on Walter, the rest are worth the read. A sampling of its delight:

“He would,” Jem agreed, thinking wryly of his brother’s tendency to imagine himself right into the shoes of just about anyone or anything. Once when they were younger, he’d seen Dad sit him down and explain very seriously that toads were durable creatures and highly unlikely to die of a broken heart, so there was not much point in worrying about them.

[geminiiviolets]

˚✧ BASIC INFORMATION

Name: Eden Aki

Age: 17

Gender: Nonbinary (she/her pronouns)

Sexuality: Bi

Birthday: February 8 (Aquarius)

Species: Human

Homeland: Rose Kingdom

Twisted from Pochacco (Sanrio)

༉‧₊˚✧ APPEARANCE

Height: 162 cm (5’4’’)

Eye color: Dark grey

Hair color: Grey at the top, fades into black

Distinctive traits: Usually has a bandage across her face or arms because of skateboarding accidents

Additional notes/characteristics: Has a habit of wearing mismatched socks

༉‧₊˚✧ PERSONALITY & BACKSTORY

Description: A sporty and upbeat member of Sanwaii, Eden can usually be found around RSA, skateboarding or playing a casual game of basketball. She’s known to have a competitive side and always wants to win, but tries to be a good loser if that’s the case. Slightly scatter-brained, she’s known to forget things quite often, usually thinking about basketball scores or that cool-looking skateboard she saw on Magicam earlier. Speaking of social media, Eden runs a video blog on everyday life at RSA, usually filming videos outside while skating across the campus.

Flaws: Highly, highly competitive, holds intense grudges against people, can be really unlucky at times (although that’s not really her fault lol)

Fears: Getting lost at sea, seeing everyone around her hurt

Talents: Skateboarding, making scrapbooks, forgetting important things but remembering seemingly random details

Family: Mother, father, grandma

༉‧₊˚✧ SCHOOL INFORMATION

Dorm: Sanwaii (created by @twsted-princess)

Class: 2-B (no. 12)

Grade: Sophomore

Best subject: Physical Education

Worst subject: Alchemy

Club: ? (She can’t choose between all of the sports)

༉‧₊˚✧ MISCELLANEOUS

Likes: Springtime, the colors green and yellow, her friends

Dislikes: Needles, arrogance, super salty foods

Favorite food: Banana ice cream

Least favorite food: Oysters

Hobbies: Playing sports, skateboarding, running a video blog on life at RSA

༉‧₊˚✧ UNIQUE MAGIC

“It’s Your Lucky Day!”

This magic allows the user to give anybody they wish increased luck for the next 12 hours, at the cost of decreasing the user’s luck by the same amount for also 12 hours. If the user tries to use this spell on themself, it will work, however the decrease in luck will happen after the 12 hours are up.

༉‧₊˚✧ THOUGHTS ON OTHER CHARACTERS

Kisumi (@windbornearchon): “Kisumi is probably the most upbeat, sweetest person I know! She’s always there for me, and I really really really like her a lot. She has a habit of stealing my basketball shoes though, which is strange but kinda endearing?”

The Itsuki Twins (@starry-night-rose): “The Itsuki’s are so cool! Honestly, they have an amazing sense of comedic timing, and they’re usually super in sync. Wonder if that would translate over to basketball, would they be able to predict each others movements?”

Samuel (@luvkamishiro) : “Sam and I (I think) get along pretty well! Though we’re both pretty clumsy, I would not trust us anywhere near fragile stuff.”

(Feel free to ask for Eden’s thoughts on any other ocs!)

༉‧₊˚✧ TRIVIA

• Eden literally cried tears of joy when she was accepted into RSA because her second option had to be NRC and she is terrified of Crewel.

•She has a pair of glasses but never wears them because they mess with her depth perception and that results in more skateboard accidents than usual.

•She started her video blog as a way to document her scrapbooking progress but then expanded it to as regular blog for fun.

•She literally cannot stand to be around lily flowers.

[miqojak]

Send 🏅 to see a screenshot or gpose of which you are especially proud.

Obscure Screenshot Meme

I've been AGONIZING over this, since I have a ton of old screenshots of which I'm proud - I'll look at a photo-shoot and be like 'this is my favorite'... then I'll say the same thing about the next one! The first ones here are because I just...the lighting/shadows just get me (a character half in shadow is just a sweet spot for me, especially when it's thematic for them), the door's colors tying in with the outfit - and really, because I kinda accidentally made this outfit all on my own and fell in love with it! It's mostly Solona's stuff, except for the shoes, but all from different outfit packs... and I just like how the high-waisted skirt works so well with the Hilda shirt! (I also can't help but love the very subtle middle-finger Jak is giving in the first one - as if to say 'eyes up higher, pal!') Plus I just can't stop using Reshade's 'magic border' feature that makes screenshots pop, and I'll never not love that.

These beach ones are because once again, I'm in love with vivid colors!! Plus it's really, really hard to get a picture with the fireworks and time it just right - no matter what tools you're using, it's just about timing and patience, and... the ADHD means I'm not the most patient person when I'm excitedly waiting on something, so this was an endeavor...and then I ended up with several good shots with different color-bursts of fireworks, and was like... well, you can only cram so many shots on a post before it's cluttered, so I picked one with the green/yellow color burst because that's the color of her eyes! Here, I can toss out a couple other contenders - the double burst of fireworks for cool factor, or the almost-bi-colors for bein' heckin' gay! (I came very close to using that one, but the tie-in to her eye color was too good!) PLUS it has proven quite difficult to find a swimsuit that I feel good putting Jak in... one where it feels like she could feel sexy - but it's not just thin strips of cloth that make me feel like she's a piece of meat on sale. She doesn't mind people looking, but you can't give it all away! (It also cracks me up that the lighthouse lights are like, highlighting her butt? xD She'd approve, she's proud of her assets! )

Last but not least - I love re-visiting screenshots I tried to do when I was new, and tackling them anew now that I have a lot of practice under my belt. They're usually not exactly the same, but in the same or similar vein, as an homage - and this is basically what I had in my head when I first made Jak, and I had to use the anemos jacket as her leather jacket! The Streetwear set was a godsend for her, as well as the Yorha stuff, but I've never had any qualms about most of the base Miqo racial gear - Jak likes her skirt! As a former 'streetrat' as she was so 'lovingly' dubbed by her now-partner, she learned that if people are admiring the view, they're not as likely to notice that you've robbed them blind while they let base animal instinct distract them. But here, I get to finally envision her tattoos, her style, her attitude... I've been really working on my expression-work (it's not easy), because Jak is expressive! I want to convey a little more than the base emotes give, most times (though there's nothing wrong with a /sneer most days... I just want more brow movement sometimes! XD) Also! The Yorha explorable zone is just... top notch for Gpose shots for her! I'd love more diverse backdrops (And I do mix it up at times!), but this one is so often the best suited to her aesthetic, that I keep coming back and using different areas of it.

Thank you so much for this ask! Sorry it took a bit for me to decide...then I got long-winded, as usual!

[sparklecriticism]

FAQ

Please read the FULL THING before sending an ask. It’s not that long I promise you. Or maybe it is I keep editing it

What’s your name?

That’s top secret, just call me Mod Polly

Pronouns?

He/him, I have others but I’m not giving myself away THAT easy

Do you hate Sparklecare?

Absolutely not, if I hated it i wouldn’t have made this blog. I just think the fandom is god-awful and that the comic has so much wasted potential. I still regularly keep up with the comic’s updates, follow the blog (alongside the blogs for Kittycorn’s other various projects), and enjoy making fanstuff for it. I am heavily critical of all my interests, especially indie projects since I KNOW those ones don’t have to go through censors and shit.

If you don’t hate it, then what’s this blog for???

This is for me complaining about the fandom, and criticizing the comic. This is essentially a diary of bitching.

I don’t like this blog

Block me, this is my personal diary of bitching. I remember I was in your shoes once, and didn’t like to see criticisms of Sparklecare, so I 100% get it.

Were you sparklecrit?

No. Leave them out of this. They clearly feel remorse for their past actions. Now me on the other hand, I feel bad about none of this XD

Are you gonna post the preboot link?

Absolutely not. I’m not going to disrespect Kittycorn’s wishes. Like I said this is only my personal diary of bitching, nothing more.

Is your main [tumblr user]?

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?

Thoughts on mspec lesbians/gays/contradictory labels in general?

Cool as shit. Do what you want, conservatives want us dead. Polly is a bi lesbian also, she told me this herself.

Thoughts on the preboot?

It’s way funnier and way less “clean”, I’ll give it that. However, the reboot does a better attempt when it comes to characters, keyword attempt. I still miss Knot though.

Favorite character?

If I said my actual fave, I’d be given away. However, I love the side patients/side characters in general.

Least favorite character?

Uni. She’s treated by the fandom like she can do no wrong, and it feels like people only draw her. Because of this it sorta ruined her for me as a character. Sorry Uni.

Favorite ship?

Honest to god I see good chemistry/potential in all of them. I’ve never really been interested in Sparklecare shipping on its own but I enjoy doing it to analyze the characters and whatever the fuck

Least favorite ship?

Barruni. It’s the only one I see 0 chemistry or interest in, sorry. No hate to anyone who does ship it though!!

What about Cuddles?

Cuddles doesn’t feel like a character to me. He’s not interesting enough for me to hate that much. I don’t like him either, by any stretch of the imagination. I just forget he exists.

What do the tags mean?

“Fandom bitching” is for bitching about the fandom, “reboot bitching” is for bitching about the reboot, “comet bitching” is for any bitching regarding the Cometcare AU askblog, which will probably be few and far between let’s be real here, and “preboot bitching” is for bitching about the preboot because I WILL criticize the preboot as well. All criticisms/bitching will be tagged “sparklecriticism”. “Not bitching” is for general posts, and “Polly speaks” is for general posts from Polly. “Sparkleposting” is about my general, standard Sparklecare posts, usually regarding the version of it that exists in my brain. The "asks" tag is self-explanatory, and "your bitching" is bitching sent in by VIEWERS LIKE YOU!!!!!!

Are you trans/queer/nd/mentally Ill/disabled?

I’ve been a fan of this comic since late 2021, what the fuck do you think. Yes to all 5.

Will you be tagging character neg?

No. This is sparklecriticism what did you expect. I will however tag ship neg as “[ship] neg”, though you’ll probably only see that for Barruni.

Are you a troll?

No.

Why are you doing this???

I believe anything worth a damn is worthy of criticism. I also want to see if anyone else agrees with me here. Sparklecare is a spinterest of mine, I care about it a lot. It’s why I’m so harsh on it.

Sparklecare’s a spinterest for you?????

Yes, in fact the day I developed it as a major spinterest is the day I started being more harsh on it.

Why don’t you read better comics then?

I do, actually! If you wanna hear the comics I like send me an ask-off anon and I’ll tell you privately :3 webcomics in general are a spinterest of mine actually! It’s why I’m so harsh on them, because I KNOW they can be so much more!!

If you hate bitch on this comic so much, why don’t you make your own comic??

I already did, actually! I’m not sharing it to keep my privacy, but I do in fact have a webcomic! If you wanna see it, send me an ask off-anon and I might send you it in private

How would you feel if someone made a criticism blog based off YOUR comic???

I’d feel honored, honest to god. I would encourage it if you guys knew who/what the fuck I/the comic was

[oceanblueeyesoul]

hi!! i saw you were doing match ups so i was coming here to request one :)

i’m 5’4”, short light brown hair with curtain bangs, freckles, and blue eyes. i’m an ENFP, love stuff like the simpsons, the muppets, star wars, community, and musicals. personality wise i’m very easily excited, i love to talk to people and make jokes, and i talk a LOT (ADHD moment lol), however i can also be very insecure and anxious a lot of the time as well

clothing wise is kind of like the downtown girl aesthetic mixed with kind of basic fashion? i wear a lot of loose leg pants, platform shoes, t-shirts with cute designs, tank tops with cardigans or jackets, black tights with black skirts, sweaters, and i wear the same necklace and ring everyday. makeup wise i usually just wear mascara, eyebrow gel, and some sort of lip color :)

i LOVE music, some of my favorite artists are taylor swift, radiohead, kate bush, weezer, fleetwood mac, ethel cain, queen, tears for fears, mook, childish gambino, metallica, billy joel, jack stauber, and a bunch of different musicals like little shop of horrors, pippin, carrie, heathers, les miserables, charlie and the chocolate factory, etc!

i like to act, dance, sing when i can, watch tv, go get a coffee with friends and go shopping! i also like to read, i’m currently reading daisy jones and the six, then next is either my year of rest and relaxation or the secret history! i also live to watch movies, some of my favorites are 10 things i hate about you and the muppet movie (1979 and 2011)!!

i’m bi, with a male preference, but i like all genders so :) my pronouns are she/her!

that’s pretty much it!! have a great day 🌸🫶🏻

Hi there, sweetie! I really hope you like this a lot!

Wednesday (Netflix) Matchup

Your Wednesday (Netflix) soulmate is...

ENID SINCLAIR!

She would definitely be listening to musical theatre songs with you and Taylor Swift as well while the two of you would sing and dance around in the dorm rooms as long as you want.

The two of you would definitely be watching The Muppets movies together for your guys' movie night because the two of you loves the magic of The Muppets.

The two of you would definitely be practicing your lines together and would improvise over anything at drama club you have going on at the moment.

ESFP x ENFP soulmates!

[writer-and-artist27]

003 for robin and musashi !

Hi Lu (=ﾟ▽ﾟ)/ Thankie for the ask! And... Big Robin and Shii-chan? Oh goodness.

(￣▽￣)ゞ Here we go then!

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you:

Robin Hood (Fate)

How I feel about this character: I love him. I really really really love him. He's Big Robin - the Archer who helped me through the beginnings of FGO for me and more, not to mention the main catalyst for me to get more seriously into FGO to begin with through my writing. Not to mention his episodes in Last Encore had me tempted to cry with how he was trying to stay loyal to Dan's spirit. Add in his sarcasm, poison-use (that is SO cool to me, along with his archery skills) and Heart of Gold throughout Summer 3, SERAPH, and Salem? I couldn't help but love him more, especially since he reminds me of my boyfriend <3

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: If not counting Mastersona Vy/Vy Duong who I write for in Passing Days? Um. Maybe Female Hakuno if she ever summoned him in Extra? Just because I've seen plenty of fanart of them together in Pixiv and that's the only ship I'm okay with.

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: Billy the Kid, Geronimo, and EMIYA. Just because all three bring out different sides of banter with him and it's really fun to see. An honorable mention to Mata Hari too, since he calls her "sis" in the Salem manga and I find his deferring to her and respecting her prowess really cute.

My unpopular opinion about this character: He really shouldn't be shoe-horned into being the lackey for very despicable characters. Big Robin deserves better than being a fucking lackey. Heck, I loved seeing his dynamic with Dan - the devs taking it out in CCC and putting in BB and his own (forced, by the way) abuse of Passionlip was not fun. Only reason I'm okay with Ibaraki and Melt in FGO canon is how Ibaraki and Melt are both shown later on to have their good sides, compared to BB who I still want to punt off the moon and into the dead of space to suffocate on her own data.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish we could see him try to apologize and reconcile with Passionlip. Because from what little I've read of CCC, in any other circumstance, he would've never acted the way he did towards her. Not to mention I want to see him kick BB's ass and succeed, because BB is a bitch and Passionlip deserves better.

Favorite friendship for this character: Billy the Kid. No doubt about that.

My crossover ship: Hm. I'd be tempted to try seeing how Yukiko from Persona 4 would react to him, but I still need to finish Persona 4's anime to gauge that.

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you:

Miyamoto Musashi (Fate)

How I feel about this character: Shii-chan... I wasn't expecting to love her the way I did, but let it be said by the time I was at the end of Shimosa, I was tempted to scream at the same time as Guda and begging her not to go. Olympus didn't help. At all.

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Probably Guda? That's the only one I can think of right now.

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: Mash and Holmes! Because I love how she helped both of them out with their confidence and fighting prowess in Olympus. Also Muramasa, because of how she calls him "Gramps." :>

My unpopular opinion about this character: She did not deserve to go out in a Deux Ex Machina boss fight to Chaos. Chaos was contrived, pointless, and unneeded. She was confidently bi and I WANTED TO KEEP HER, DAMMIT.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: DATA LOST MY ASS, I wanted to see Guda be successful in resummoning her in canon, goddammit. It's why I wrote things the way I did in Passing Days, because I'm so fucking tired of fake gods taking friends away like they're dominos on a board.

Favorite friendship for this character: Katou Danzo, Kotarou, Guda, Mash, the list goes on. :>

My crossover ship: Hm. Not sure on this one.

Thankie again, Lu <3 I needed to write all that out.

[winters-hysteria]

hi! could I have a stranger things ship? im bi she/her, I have short curly, black hair! I love music and writing, I write poetry and stories and plan on doing it professionally! I love clothes and shoes and makeup! I like to think of myself as kind of like barbie! my fav color is also pink!! im sarcastic and quiet and occasionally say something funny, but I love to talk when given the chance! thank u babe!

omg babes hiii!

honestly i had some trouble with this one because i couldn't decide on chrissy or nancy :/

but i'm going with chrissy, bc SHE'S SO FUCKIN ADORABLE AAA

i feel like she'd totally be into the whole clothes and shoes and makeup thing, and would totally let you pick her outfits especially if you two were going somewhere nice on a date, or even if it was picture day or whatnot.

she'd also be very willing to sit with you at that park table in the woods with you for hours at a time, calmly petting your hair and listening to you talk and eventually falling asleep, not because she's bored, but because the sound of your voice is so soothing to her and playing with your lovely hair is also so stress relieving she just kinda falls asleep.

she also likes to lay in your room with you and listen to your favorite songs and (bear with me, this is set modern day idc what era she's from) she really likes ricky montgomery. like, loves him. so when you play mr. loverman she insists on spinning around the room with you lmao

I also strongly believe she is lesbian and did not like jason one bit but could bond with eddie bc he is bi and i will die on that hill <3

she loves loves loves it when you ask her to let you base a character off of her she fucking loves it omg

and i didn't know if you also wanted a male ship but i'm giving you one anyways.

i think you and jonathan.

HEAR ME OUT B4 YOU FREAK OUT

you said you view yourself as kind of a barbie, right? well so does he. he just wants to take all the pictures of you and cherish you forever. so expect a lot of random camera flashes. he has pictures of you doing your makeup, decorating stuff, getting ready for parties, sleeping, waking up, drunk, high, you name it he got it.

he thinks you're so hot. and you are and he's lucky to have you.

he also will occasionally let you put makeup on him especially if you two are in an argument as his way of apologising.

u are picking out this greasy stoners outfits bro u are

he's a doting boyfriend, he likes to aesthetically take pictures of you with your poetry :D

[random-bi-writer]

Little Nightmares (First Game) Opinions and Theories

https://random-bi-writer.tumblr.com/post/703035769296683008/i-do-not-have-the-courage-to-play-horror-games

Check the link first.

So I finished the first game, I’m not sure how long this post will be so I’ll just use those keep reading buttons just in case.

Oh, and I use the official wiki of this game to look for names. Just to be clear, I did not look at spoilers.

I know that it’s stupid to make theories only about the first game when there are sequels but this is just for fun.

Opinions on the characters.

1) Six - Love her. She’s just a kind little kid that’s forced to be feral, and the ending scene was badass. Her Hunger scenes? Don’t like those. I looked for diseases so she either has hyperthyroidism or  Prader-Willi (PRAH-dur VIL-e) syndrome. But I don’t think those light things and creepy singing were style choices.

2) Nomes - The paper guys! Kinda explains why their hats are like that. They make the game wholesome. Except that scene. You know what scene, I’m talking about.

3) Leeches -  Can’t believe this things are included, they’re disgusting.

4) The Janitor - The Caretaker? That’s so lame, nothing he does reminds me of a janitor. Cool Gameplay mechanics though.

5) The Shoe Monster - The only enemy that has no apperance. The monster version of Scrooge McDuck. It seems so random considering that the location of the game is a floating restaurant.

6) Twin Chefs - Oh those two are siblings? This two are my favorite bosses so far. Their shrieks are so funny, and their tantrums are hilarious. I’m glad that they’re the only bosses that survived this game.

7) Guests - Guests? Oh you mean the gluttnous canibals, yeah I don’t like them.

8) The Lady - The Final Boss. There’s a lot of weird things about this woman, her first apperance was in Six’s dreams and we can hear her singing everytime Six eats. Not to mention the paintings of some random child in her room.

9) Captured Children - The victims of cannibals. They deserve better.

10) The bread giving boy - Also deserves better, he was so nice to Six.

11) Dark Six - Dark Six? Why is this part of the...”shows up when Six is eating.” OH! So I wasn’t imagining that! Huh, I looked at her appearance and she looks like she’s glitching. Wait. That makes the eating scenes more confusing, what is up with that?!

Theories

1) Suitcase

Six was sleeping in a suitcase. I don’t know how it got there, it’s weird that Six was even at the cannibal restaurant in the first place. If she was captured, then did she escaped and found that suitcase? No, she must have gotten there by accident while sleeping in the suitcase. I can’t see why she would go there on purpose.

2) Could have been an ally.

If this was a suicide, then the chair should have been lying on the ground instead of standing. Someone murdered this man and staged it as a suicide. My guess is that this man tries to help an escaping child and the Lady did not like that.

3) Shoe Monster

There’s a room filled with shoes and a monster lives in it. I mentioned before that the shoes can look like corpses but now I’m wondering if that was the case. There were shoes in the vents which makes no sense, so maybe underneath all those piles of shoes are spirits of dead kids wanting to drag Six down with them.

4) Six is connected to the Lady.

There is a connection between Six and The Lady. First, the lady appears in Six’s dreams. Then we hear her singing when Six is eating.

Now the ending made me wonder if Six got her powers from eating the lady. If that’s the case, then does the lady eat souls?

Okay, maybe not eat souls, but absorbs them.

The Lady is probably a mother, judging from the paintings, and there are random paintings of a girl wearing something yellow hidden in the bedroom.

No. I don’t think Six is related to the Lady. In fact, I think the Lady hates Six.

It’s weird to dream about a woman you haven’t met yet, so I’m pretty sure that Six met the Lady before.

Maybe she was friends with the Lady’s kid? That was the only thing that makes sense.

Maybe the kid dies and the Lady blames Six for it and tries to absorb her soul. Six barely escaped.

Maybe a part of Six’s soul is now connected to the Lady and that’s how we hear her singing when Six eats, heck maybe everytime Six gets hungry, that was the Lady eating souls.

5) The Cult of the Eye

I have no idea what’s the deal with the eyes in this game but I think that there’s like an entity based on them. Judging from the amount of decorations scattered around.

6) Dark Six

I have no information on Dark Six. She only shows up when Six is eating.

Not to mention she’s glitching. This is going to sound stupid but is she from a different timeline, like Six died and is watching over her previous self? Like a time loop or something.