#henrys ex bf

[methcheese]

reeling still im literally a dndads character with a whole backstory who fucked henry oak. what the fuck. im never shutting up about this.

[cabeswaterdrowned]

omg I hope Blue met Jordan at the Jordeclan wedding and did start telling her all about the history of how terrible marriage as an institution is. would love to be a fly on the wall when that goes down

[marioluigifan134]

The Voice of Skeeter/Henry about Nora/Starbitedreams/UmbreonDarkEdge

Hello, this is Nickolas of Miiblr writing for a brief moment here, I need to address what is really happening between us (more specifically, a user named @patti-mayonnaise A.K.A. Skeeter/Henry) and Nora/Starbitedreams, because I am getting really sick of watching people defend this person when they are not an innocent person at all. I will give this post to Skeeter's side now, here's his side of what is going on.

This is about Skeeter's relationship with Starbite.

Everything Skeeter/Henry writes will be in black text to avoid confusion (my text is in purple).

Also, there are some Trigger Warnings that I want to warn you all about, as this post contains sexually explicit and suggestive content and manipulation!

hey. im henry (starby's ex boyfriend, who came out about his actions to the mods.) fuck idk where to begin. maybe i should start with the harmless stuff because god i suck with my words starbys obsessive behavior always bothered me when i was with him. i felt like it'd be impossible for me to even speak to him because of how clingy he could get. this also came to play when i started to get f/os (i use self shipping as a coping mechanism which i guess.. pissed him off??)

ah! speaking of his bpd! he would blame it on literally everything. especially his hypersexuality. hell, he even thought making porn of IRL ME, WHOS 15 (he drew it when i was 14) WOULD BE OK??? STARBY HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING THAT SHIT CAN GET YOU IN TROUBLE

before you say "oh henry!! why didn't you stop him??" well with the given ss, i didn't have a choice. considering i was his bf at the time, i thought it'd be best to keep my mouth shut and let him do what he wants, but i was very uncomfy. considering im asexual

starby, YOU. ARE. MY. BOYFRIEND. i should be having to ask you to comfort me, ffs!!

now here's the flat out racism. before september 8th hit and i was still 14, i was talking to starby about how my dad didn't give me a quince (for personal reasons, even tho its our tradition) and with one google search, heres what he had to say

"pedophile ass shit" STARBY THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS??? AT LEAST THATS NOT HOW MY FAMILY DOES IT??? you're not even mexican yourself so how do you know???? insensitive ass

anyways moving on, going back to my self ship discussion, he would get very butthurt about my obsessions and f/os (mostly doug, my comfort character and bravoman, my f/o (who is portrayed without his suit and his mii form) which i find very ironic considering he would not stfu about wanting to fuck an old man (taizo hori)

(context for the last two images) i was in a doug server with him (since he asked and i figured cuz hes OBSESSED) with me and idk i guess he got jealous that i wasnt in the same fandom as him so he found reasons for me to not like doug??? idk but the way he worded it was very rude and i was reached out by two mods and the server owner with how uncomfortable he made everyone felt. so eventually he got banned

..thats all i have to say. bottom line is that i hope he gets the help he needs.

henry out

Alright, Nickolas is back, and I want to mention that me and my friends also had our fair share of experiences with Nora. While it is not finished (as far as I know), I feel the need to share the doc explaining them here, because what it contains should tell you everything in our true experiences.

[allurilove]

IDK why but it’s be so funny if we had a yearbook that our husband found and in it he found a photo of us with a previous boyfriend. And the photo is like one of those cliche ones with a quarter back foot ball bf and us being a cheerleader gf 😂😚

“I didn’t realize you were with other people.” your husband frowned and he pointed to the picture that was years ago. Your ex was the star quarterback and you were his typical cheerleading girlfriend. His team won the homecoming game and the picture was of him running to you with open arms.

“You’re acting as if I’m currently cheating on you.” you roll your eyes and you continued to play monster trucks with Henry.

Henry curiously looked over to see the photo and his eyes light up. “Is that my real dad?”

[capitalisticveins]

PATREON EA SPOILERSSSS 

I feel like we don’t talk enough about Tank’s character development? Like at all?

Early Tank would’ve stopped at NOTHING to “talk” to Quinn in the interrogation room. When David told them he’s in department custody, they would’ve ran on foot to the department building themselves, and only remember to tell Sam when they got there.

Current Tank? They were calm enough from the ABRUPT announcement that Quinn was captured to ask normal questions and analyze what happened. 

They didn’t “snap” at Henry after being told they couldn’t be in the room, and moreso didn’t snap at him when they heard the only way to save someone was to have a murderous ex in the room with their bf.

Hell, they ENCOURAGED Sam to get the info out of him, all to save the woman in danger, they’re OKAY with not being able to “speak” to him.

The angriest they got was when David told them they’ll get their justice

Tank is love, Tank is life

[comfort-clubhouse]

All of my kins in my kin list

Luigi (Mario)

Soft Mouse (FNF: Soft)

Soft BF (FNF: Soft)

Skid and Pump (Spooky Month)

Marcy Wu (Amphibia)

Numbuh 3 (KND)

Slushi (Chikn Nuggit)

Bubble (BFDI)

Charlie Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)

Lucifer Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)

Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)

Matt (Eddsworld)

Ms Chalice (Cuphead Show)

Tails (Sonic)

SpongeBob SquarePants

Tiana (Princess and The Frog)

Wall-E

Pomni (Amazing Digital Circus)

ENA (Season 1)

X (BFB)

Curse (EXE)

Moxxie (Helluva Boss)

Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)

Ellie Rose (Henry Stickmin)

Tari (SMG4)

Melony (SMG4)

Ruby (BFDI)

Snorkmaiden (Moomin)

Snork (Moomin/Moominvalley)

Sketchbook (DHMIS)

[flickynightdarkness]

My Full Comfort Characters List

Oggy, Olivia (Oggy & The Cockroaches)

SpongeBob, Sandy Cheeks, Gary The Snail, Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Hello Kitty, My Melody, Cinnamoroll (Sanrio)

Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Shy (Little Miss)

Mr Quiet, Little Miss Giggles (Mr Men Show)

CookieSwirlC, Jaiden Animations, Dawko, Rageminer, REU Music Channel (YouTubers)

Chudd Chudders & DangerGrid Of Doom (Skatoony)

Jigglypuff, Eevee, Darkrai, Alice, Alicia, Iris, Sylveon (Pokémon)

Rosalina, Boo, Count Bleck, Tippi, Peach, Daisy (Mario)

Mario, Yoshi, Luigi (Mario/DIC Cartoons)

Cream, Chao, Orbot, Cubot, Zavok, Zazz, Dr Eggman, Vector, Chip, Tails Doll (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Sonic, Tails (Sonic/AOSTH)

Poppet, Dr Strangeglove, Baby Rox, Captain Squirk, Jeepers, Kissy, Shishi (Moshi Monsters)

Hanazuki, Yellow Hemka, Pink Hemka, Light Blue Hemka (Hanazuki)

Charles Calvin, Reginald Copperbottom, Right Hand Man, Dmitri Petrov (Henry Stickmin)

Mama (Cooking Mama)

Pusheen The Cat

Shirousa & Kurousa (Sugar Bunnies)

Pipsqueak (The Lorax)

Mushi Sanban, Numbuh 9/Maurice, Father/Benedict Wigglestein & Monty Uno/Numbuh 0 (Codename: Kids Next Door)

Bubble (BFDI)

Winner (TPOT)

X, Cake (BFB)

Orbulon (Warioware)

Kirby, Meta Knight (Kirby)

PukeyHurlC (Grossery Gang)

Duck Guy, Red Guy, Bread Mother, Electracey (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

ENA (Season 1/Dream BBQ)

Moony (ENA)

Toriel, Papyrus (Undertale)

Jevil (Deltarune)

Neo Cortex, Aku Aku, Dingodile, Lani-Loli, Kapuna-Wa (Crash Bandicoot)

Scar (Alien Vs Predator)

Secret History! Tails (Mashed)

MX (Mario 85)

N (Murder Drones)

505, White Hat (Villainous)

SCP-049, SCP-999 (SCP)

Sam (Trick R Treat)

Lord X, Majin Sonic, Hog, Curse (EXEs)

Hypno (Pokémon/Poképasta)

Lost Silver (Pokepasta)

XR, NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Ms Joke, Eri, Tsuyu Asui (My Hero Academia)

Rayman (Rayman/Animated Series)

Snatcher (A Hat In Time)

Scarecrow (BTAS/TNBA/Arkham Asylum/Arkham Knight/Injustice 2/Harley Quinn Series/Happy Halloween Scooby Doo)

Mad Hatter (BTAS)

King Shark (Harley Quinn Series)

Ragdoll, Riddler, Joker (The Batman Series)

The Question (Justice League Unlimited)

Zardy (Zardy's Maze)

Dr. Nefarious (Ratchet & Clank)

Soft BF (FNF: Soft)

Cofi, Bezel, Slushi, Cheezborger (Chikn Nuggit)

Hex, Nikusa, Rascal, Sarvente, QT, Boyfriend, Girlfriend (FNF)

Skid, Pump, Robert, Jaune, Streber, John, Bob Velseb (Spooky Month)

Blitzo, Moxxie, Collin, Stolas, Paimon (Helluva Boss)

Charlie Morningstar, Angel Dust, Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony)

Taki (Friday Night Fever)

Shuey Rhon Rhon (Beijing 2022 Paralympics Mascot)

Miraitowa, Someity (Tokyo 2020 Mascots)

Harry Hill, Robert Englund, Charles Martinet (Celebrities)

Bingo, Snorky (Banana Splits)

Wall-E, EVE (Wall-E)

Mario.EXE (Mario's Madness)

Needlem0use, Luther, Sarah Hendedson (Needlem0use)

Hank Anderson (Detroit: Become Human)

Bendy (BATDR)

Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)

Tari, Meggy Spletzer, Melony (SMG4)

Mugman, Baroness Von Bon Bon (Cuphead Show)

Slender Man, Splendor Man, Lulu, Jeff The Killer, Laughing Jack (Creepypasta)

Moon Knight

Meilin Lee, Abby Park (Turning Red)

Spot The Dog

Edd, Matt, Tord, Tom (Eddsworld)

EteleD, Corrupt Mii (Wii Deleted You)

Perrito, Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Three Diablos (Puss In Boots)

Grogu (The Mandalorian)

Sayori, Monika, Yuri (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Mr Shark, Diane Foxington (The Bad Guys)

Grim Reaper, Jack O Lantern (Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy)

[fryingpan1234567]

let’s talk more about my Hermitcraft SIX au

lmao Doc’s fuckin face when he was sitting dead center in the front row and realized he knew e v e r y s i n g l e person on the stage

some specific lyrics ft. direct eye contact with Doc like they’re singing to him I want y’all to see my VISION for in the first song:

~ “So if you try to dump me-” (EYE CONTACT ON THE BEAT) “You won’t try that again.” Bdubs’ smile drops and so does Doc’s bro was scared for his LIFE

~ Tbh just Grian making eye contact for almost his whole bit but Doc can’t tell if it’s flirting or glaring

~ “I’m not what I seem, or am I?” Somehow the mask makes Etho’s glare even scarier even when he’s literally covered in glitter

~ “Funny how we all discuss that, but never Henry’s little-“ AHAHA DOC’S FACE I CAN’T CAN YOU IMAGINE REN ALMOST BROKE CHARACTER

~ “Lock up your husbands, lock up your sons.” Scar is definitely flirting but mostly he’s just amused because it visibly still works

~ “I’m the survivor,” The POWER in which X SAYS that is INSANE

anyways so just a disclaimer— Doc was not abusive or anything in any of the relationships (duh), it’s just like a thing where you have to take a jab at your ex at every available opportunity yk

it took a lot of rehearsal hours for Etho to not break down laughing during his song every time because “it’s so cringey and who even wants kids this is dumb, Bdubs,” but then Bdubs grabbed his face and went “imagine it’s me instead of some dead British guy, then” and Etho was a lot more sober after that

Scar and Grian’s one direct interaction onstage (“Yeah, same! Nice neck, by the way.”) is great because in those five seconds everyone can tell that they have fantastic chemistry

us pretty much never hearing Etho raise his voice is great because imagining the scene where he goes “OH, YOU DIDN’T GET TO HOLD BABY MARY WHEN SHE HAD THE CHICKEN POCKS? WELL BOOOO HOOOO BECAUSE WHEN I WANTED TO HOLD MY NEWBORN SON I D I E D” is so much funnier

please let’s return to the concept that Ren fits Anna’s character so flawlessly

Scar roasting the SHIT out of everyone before his song is just so✨✨

after the show when the cast goes out to talk to the audience n shit and they see Doc, he’s just grinning sheepishly and goes “I swear you guys were trying to kill me” and they smush him in a group hug and everyone’s chill dw

”Oh well you know what Anne Bo-loser” in Bdubs’ voice 😭😭

On one very specific night X uses Wels’ name instead of Thomas for his monologue— and he sang it right to him in the front row (BF THINGS I CAN’T)

anyways. perhaps I have a Chicago and Hamilton au in the works as well. lmk if you wanna see it lol

[spirit-meets-the-b0ne]

You gotta find it at least kind of ironic that the going reason Henry Cavill departed from Witcher was because of his behavior and attitude towards women - to then hire in his place, Liam Hemsworth the internets least favorite toxic ex bf

[paigemathews]

Getting close to the end of that list now, but for the February ficlets prompt:

a charmed one with their ex bf in an unexpected situation (gen, again dealers choice of who)

Pairing: Paige Matthews & Glen Belland

Background Pairings: Paige Matthews/Henry Mitchell & Glen Belland/Jessica Belland

"Paige!"

The call was loud enough that several people looked over in annoyance, but Paige couldn't have cared less. Glen swept her into a hug while she laughed against his shoulder.

It'd been ages since she'd seen him, and so much had happened since. He seemed to agree as he pulled back, hands on her shoulders, and demanded, "You faked your death?"

"I can explain!" Paige immediately exclaimed.

"And were working for Homeland Security? When did that happen? And-" Finally noticing Henry standing behind Paige, he furrowed his brow and nodded towards him. "And whose that?"

Stepping back, Paige couldn't help her uncharacteristically shy smile as she introduced him. "Henry, this is Glen, my best friend. Glen, this is Henry. My husband."

"What?" Glen squawked.

[twobluejeans]

I'm devastated because my first one just got deleted before I even had a chance to send it and it had many paragraphs... Anyways I will write it again 😭

I think her favorite ex was fabien considering back to december but atj and ben barnes is on the list too 👀

Charlotte & Selena and her hanging out together??? ICONIC. I love when women get messy tbh. We need more cuntresses in this bad world.

Dupe might trying to act unbothered but we know (everyone tbh) she's shaking, crying, vomiting, banging her head against the door every night (as well as charles) because at the end of the day she was also a fan and imagine getting in a feud with your fav when you also know you will inevitably lose at some point 🤭 she's just trying stall everyone atp.

Charles is making me ???? more in every update because my brother in Christ (I don't believe in anything tbh) why don't you say or do anything???? You fumbled THE bad bitch, lost most of your friends, made public enemy #1 in a few months and still no comment from your side? Not even a single one? Are they keeping you hostage because it's weird now??? Even your mother still liking and commenting on your ex gf's pictures (especially the one where she debuted her revenge era) your brother is still in contact with her... I know he realized what a big mistake he did but it's too late now. Cry about it honestly.

I hope lando will push him into barriers or something but considering it's ferrari it won't be that hard. I think the new season hasn't begin yet in this au so I have an idea: when she get a new boo, upgraded one, they should get invite by some team in the new season. And just imagine... They are walking through the paddock or etc, being THE iconic couple, and dupe and her bf just sees them... I know one of them or both of them wouldn't shut up and and her new boo just defends her while being the biggest simp??? He's like "I know my gf doesn't need protection from anyone but I will be damned if I let her ex bf who's gonna throw up in a second and her dupe to talk shit about her.." so in short : SHE NEEDS A SIMP.

So let's get into the new boo discussion 👀. One thing my mother (taylor) taught me is that you should never get back with your ex because you tried to work it out once and it didn't work, who's gonna say it will work the second time? Yes you can make up and be friends with them again but I don't think getting back together with one of her exes is what she needs right now. IMO she needs someone entirely new and will be the biggest simp for her. But you need to make a survey or smth for potential new bf options because girl everyone has an idea and all of it makes sense 😭😭

Michael b. jordan would be perfect tbh. Their age is similar, he's def a upgrade, I see the potential. But I don't think he fits with the pretty girl friend x obsessed boy friend trope tho. Still it's your choice so imma just put it out there 👀

Cillian murhpy while is an amazing man he wouldn't do drama... Though his dry tone and dry insults would probably make charles cry so it's a plus. But I don't think she would go out with someone who's older than her father tbh 😭 at least not after dicaprio now we know...

Henry cavill is so respectful tho he doesn't do drama too 😭 we need someone who will get messy without a fear and and being a simp without a doubt.

Also what about skarsgard brothers 👀 bill has a dry sense of humour and style too but alexander would troll the shit out charles so... Tho alexander is older than nando 😭😭

Anyways I can't wait for the next update, I don't why but I'm so invested in this story like you have no idea omg.

🦋

wait this is so thought out. you made some really valid points too😭

[calronhunt]

WAC human au thoughts

Lain (Lain King) - ex-warehouse nightguard for his father's (the king's) company. Accidentally testified against his father in a trial and got him convicted. Currently works at a convenience store clerk and slowly becoming friends with Canary.

Mariner (Martin McMurphy Jr.) - youtube video essayist and husband to Canary. His teenage mother put him up for adoption as a child and was adopted by Martin McMurphy Sr, a war vet. He's got no intention of looking for his birth mother. A lot of his videos focus on the sea and his fascination with it.

Canary (Canary McMurphy) - WifeHusband of Mariner and cousin to Crane. Has struggled with depression most of her life and finds comfort in Mariner's philosophy on life. Recognized Lain while he was working as a convience store clerk from the news and kindled a friendship with him. Really just wants to make sure he doesn't keep eating whole bags of chips for dinner.

The King (Henry King) - Lain's adopted father and ex-CEO of some kinda mega corporation (think walmart). Is currently in jail for tax evasion, money laundering, and [redacted].

Crane (Charlotte Adler) - Owner of a small butchery that focuses primarily on poultry called The Flock. Is married to Scout but isn't in love with him. Literally picked Condor up bleeding off the streets and now he's working for her at the butchery and also fucking him on the side. Is decently close with her cousin Canary.

Condor (Connor Davenport) - Ex-con turned butcher. Used to be in underground fighting rings and other illegal activities. He "Turned over a new leaf" and now works for Crane. He's fucking her but also playing faux-Sugar daddy for Grouse. His personality is basically the same as canon he just doesn't murder as much (or does he...?)

Grouse (Gregory Spurling) - unemployeed Sugar baby to Condor. Fully head over heels in love with Condor and doesn't care that the other guy sees him as a fun side thing. Still lives in a really shitty apartment and is so greasy because his landlord won't fix his shower. Primarily showers when hes at Condor's or Crane's. Thinks he's way cooler than he is.

Scout (Stephen "Scout" Adler) - War vet which caused him to prematurely grey and Husband to Crane. Does not care for his wife, but doesn't wanna go through the hassle of divorce. He met Wolf when his car broke down in the woods and she helped him get it running again. They hit it off and Scout visits her every other weekend.

Warbler (Wilhelmina "Mina" Columbo) - highschool freshman who just figured out she was a T-girl. Lives with her single mother Molly and her older brother Tom. Molly and Crane and friends so she often spends time at Crane's house. Calls Scout "Uncle Scout." He sometimes takes Warbler and her brother to Wolf's cabin for camping trips when Molly and Crane wanna have a girl's weekend.

Wolf (Winona Wolf) - Scary british woman who lives out in the woods by herself. Very into vulture culture and hunting/fishing scene. Doesn't like visitors on her property but loves Scout so allows him to bring other guests sometimes. Her house is adorned with so many bones and taxidermy animals.

Sycamore (Celia Sycamore) - The King's ex-wife, estranged step mom of Lain, and biological mother of Aster. She's Canary's therapist and helps her work through her depression and such. Gets accidentally reconnected with Lain through Canary this way. She doesn't always make the best choices, but she's trying.

Aster (Aster Sycamore) - son of Sycamore and the King and brother of Lain. He looks up to Lain a lot, even though because of the divorce they didn't get to see each other often. He just graduated highschool and is going to become a doctor.

Coal (Cole Lowell) - Lain's childhood friend and bf and guy who peaked in highschool. He's super in love with Lain and is trying to support him but not doing the best job. Coal can't find stable work himself very often either, leaving him as not the best caretaker. He believes that Lain loves him back completely though.

[queen-mabs-revenge]

here's the thing — what happened on screen is what happened on screen. there's literally no bare hint of an idea that ted has any kind of support system at home and it's not my job to create that narrative to make this make sense.

the only ppl we've been shown on screen from kansas are henry, michelle, dr jacob, dottie lasso, and beard. that's it.

so his son, his ex-wife, his wife's bf/ex-therapist (!!!), his mother who was shown to be manipulative emotionally unavailable, and his best friend who won't be there.

oh my b i forgot about ronnie fowch.

based on what is shown and alluded to on the screen, any idea that ted's got some secret rich life back in kansas is genuinely fanfic. nothing in the narrative explains why ted moving to kansas instead of henry moving to london is a happy ending in light of that, and fix-it fan fic is fine but it's not what happened on the screen at all.

[nancydrewwouldnever]

Remember the tree tattoo does have some green in it, and he hates it. We accidentally heard him bitching about being talked into the color by Josh Lord while talking to Brian Tyree Henry on the plane ride for the Vegas trip in 2018 in an IG story that Scott’s ex-bf posted. // Did someone screen recorded that video?

You know, I don't know if they did, and Zach deleted it that same day (fairly quick, as my memory says) when I think they realized you could hear Chris talking in it. It was basically just a video of him and Scott goofing off in the jet, so don't think he realized he had taped a private conversation. However, I guess you could go through some old archives from July 2018 and see if you find anything.

[twistedthings]

𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖔: m/f/anyone 𝖕𝖑𝖔𝖙: Henry overheard your muse get in an argument & break up with their bf or set some boundaries with an ex & it didn't end very nicely, so he offers some comfort to y/m. hmu if you'd like to plot! 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓: ex/old fling, neighbor, childhood/school sweetheart, college student, stranger, old or current employee (he's an editor), whatever works~

The hazel eyed man let out a soft huff of air, it was possibly a laugh but there was only the faintest hint of humor to the sound . His attention was on the tightly bound pages before him– the tales told by Hans Christian Andersen was his most recent endeavor into the land of stories. Just because his eyes were trained on the written words before him didn’t mean he hadn’t overheard the conversation going on just a few tables away from him, a young couple from the sound of it, although Henry wasn’t too concerned to actually look and confirm this allegation.

The conversation, however, was very much amusing to Henry— whatever was going on with these young people was much to the older man's entertainment; without their knowledge. There was a young man that was on the other end of that conversation and after a moment of silence between the two, he stood and left, an inevitability Henry had seen coming only from the short time he'd actually been paying attention to their conversation. They were the only three on the patio of the restaurant and Henry didn't want to seem like he was purposefully listening, even though he very much was, his eyes remained trained on the book in front of him even though he'd reread the same sentence at least twenty times before he'd given up trying to read and listen at the same time and comprehend both.

A small sigh left his lips before his wet his finger and turned the page even though he hadn't actually read anything, it was merely an act to seem less suspicious as the young man marched by Henry's table to leave. Finally Henry let his warm gaze move over to the person left alone at the table, it seemed the two had shared a full meal before disaster had struck their meeting and from what Henry could tell, the man that had just left hadn't even paid for his own meal. Before he could look away, his glance meant to be brief anyways, the remaining person at the table met his eyes and Henry instinctively offered an apologetic and crooked smile. "I think you're better off without that one," he commented, only half awkward as he shifted in his seat, knowing that he was stretching his boundaries by speaking to them. "-- are you alright?" There was a genuine care to his tone, call it fatherly instincts to check on their well-being, but Henry couldn't help but be concerned, even if they were strangers, he'd always been a caring person.

[firstprince-ao3feed]

so obsessed (with your ex)

by emmyraldgreen “Hi Alex,” an American accent immediately greets him. Alex is stunned. “I’m Benjamin.” He blinks. Once, then twice, then many more times with a suspicious squint in rapid succession which makes Henry nervously cough. It’s just a millisecond pause to Henry but, to Alex, it feels like a good fifteen minutes of analyzing this guy. Average height — he’s literally eye level with Alex. Brown skin with brunette curls that ruffle in the front. A fringe, some may call it, but it’s nearly identical to how Alex wears his hair when he’s running in and out of the apartment these days. It's all awfully suspicious. Months of peaceful roommate bliss, shared takeout dinners, and futile attempts to remove the color "beige" from Henry's wardrobe, Alex is woefully unprepared to meet Henry's prissy and perfect boyfriend who mildly offensively reminds him of himself. Well. If that's how it's gonna be, Alex can play this game too. [or, extremely chill alex copies everything that henry's perfect bf does in an extremely chill and not at all jealous way] Words: 3735, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Additional Tags: First Kiss, Jealousy, Fluff, bad baking, Roommates, and they were ROOMMATES, Name-Calling, Bad Jokes, criminal misuse of earl grey tea, listen we all picked up pandemmy habits and some of us are crocheting, Rizcriz Prompt (Red White & Royal Blue) via https://ift.tt/ZWkP3yD