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(OH NO SHE'S HOT)
#dst#dst winona#marso rambles#help me my gay ass#my phone could not have taken a crispier screenshot
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okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.
yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything
((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))
and then they fucked nasty the end
#my art#my writing#who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life)#i dont know what this even is#i just work here#disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like.#most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis#so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps#i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction#if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#gabv1el#blood#love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings#or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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another wip, that i wont be able to finish for a while
#guys send help and motivation for the next week i have 3 tests and a homework to finish rip#star wars#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#codywan#my art#wip#uni is kicking my ass so badly 😭#trying my best not get back to the mindset i was in the past few months#but its hard like this ugh#at least only a week and exam mont left of this semester#sorry for rambling here 🤣#you guys should watch the vampire gay show#thats what keeps me going its so good#im obsessed with it#i made a typo *month#thise drawing was also inspired by that show#its great show#i think i need sleep why im still rambling here#okay sorry if you are still reading the tags#made another typo *this#*screams silently*
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Alright man alright.
#kebb's art#bucchigiri?!#bucchigiri#majin senya#senya#arajin tomoshibi#redesign is my passion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#arajin design's perfect to me. go off white boy.#he's fucking dumb he's insufferable i'm sorry bucchigiri fans i love him.#what the fuck is senya's problem lmfaooo#oooh he loves to fight ooh. he loves power he loves strong people. okay gay ass okay#i've been trying to find the meaning of senya's tattoos but i find NOTHING. help me
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GUYS GUYS GUYS
IT'S AN ANNIVERSARY OF THE "SOMETHING STUPID" ANIMATIC BY @seagiri OMG GUYS LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!
(this animatic literally was the reason why I got into tf2 so GO WATCH IT IT'S BEAUTIFUL I PROMISE!!!)
#cj 24#art#doodles#my art#artists on tumblr#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 engineer#tf2 soldier#tf2 helmet party#tf2 rocket science#damn that was my first ship and I didn't even draw it once?#we gotta fix it lmaoo#okay so um this was supposed to be a sketch but I added colour and yeahhh#it isn't my best work but I spend all my evening drawing this so eat guys lol#I LOVE THOSE TWO SO MUCH AND THE ANIMATIC OMGGGG#I saw the animatic on tiktok and I WAS LITERALLY OBSESSED#I knew abt tf2 long before that (I have an older brother lol) and I even knew some of the lore#but I nevwr really liked it idk why xD#but after the animatic I straight up became the biggest tf2 fan#so yeah THANK YOU SO MUCH SEAGIRI DUDE I LOVE YOU!!!! :D#your art style changed the way I see art xD#getting into tf2 in general helped me with my own art style and I even started to draw more :)))#so basically gay people saved me yay#something stupid#like I love youUuuuuUuuu#*dies*#WHY IS ENGIS EYES ARE SO WEIRD HELPPP#also literally no one asked but engis second hand is on soldiers ass because I said so
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baguette but three different versions because i couldn't settle on one
i hate these losers so much did you know that they occupy a normal amount of my brainspace
a lil close-up on the faces bc i really like lynn's expression hereasgghsfafgafsghafadfghashsahgdf
#yah 💪#happy halloween (im pretending its the 31st) i come bearing those two gays from that one halloween apartment#all saints street#i mean i want to tag ass and baguette but like.. i dont think i will...#wan sheng jie#wsj#lynn angel#nick hoult#lynnick#uhh#my art#eyestrain#second piece i finished today i need to wring out my bones n muscles and spin them around. esp my neck help#do you ever imagine them with accents matching their whats the word w-.. cus i cackle at the thought of aussie nick... hes so special to me#canadian lynn..... briTISH IRA???? ? PLS thats soJKSADHJJASJFJHaf swEDISH CRYSTAL I NEED TAHT IN MY LIFE THO ?? russian damao so real
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this is so hot what the fuck
#rhett and link's wonderhole#what a gay ass name#whatever this episode is about is probably gonna take me out#they look too good it's a crime#help#rhett and link#gmm#goog edits#except I still haven't figured out how to make gifs look good again ever since my photoshop updated#alas
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"You have no idea," Crowley whispers, leaning in closer still, his lips hovering just above the angel's. "Once I have you all to myself, I'll show you such sinful things, you'll forget you were ever an angel…"
I am sick, I am depressed and my adhd is acting up, therefore all claims that I might be projecting onto Crowley are all irrelevant
#send help for real#i had such bad night terrors last night that i woke up fucking sick and i've been feverish the whole ass day#and cause i'm afraid to sleep now#instead of...idk studying or maybe working#i'm writing teasing aziracrow because the good omens cosplayer i have a crush on poped up on my stories and i had to do something about it#being gay is hard#being gay with a stupid crush at my age is harder#i'm sick so you can't say anything to me besides sending soup and tea#good omens#good omens fanfiction#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#anthony j crowley#aziracrow#spencer speaks while he is sick so he should be quiet but here we are
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teefuckinhee
@yameoto
#i couldn’t help myself#ignore the quality#and how ass it looks in tumblr i promise it looks better in my camera roll#but lord alison#marriage?#children?#grow old with me?#let me care for you for the rest of time?#alison miller#hollow in the land#dianna agron#katies gay ass thoughts
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90s-themed bday party lewk
#twas my sis-in-law’s 30th#naturally got my shopping done just a couple hours before the party#thankfully a friend helped me with some last minute thrift shopping#me#gay person of youth#ignore the dirty ass mirror lol
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One of the things that makes the dances of deduction come off as homoerotic to me is that they play out like actual dances, and the type depends on who Sholmes is doing them with (the dances of deduction he does with Ryunosuke have both of them making almost waltz-like movements, while Yujin utilizes tapdancing in the dance of deduction he's involved in).
Obviously, this could be purely visual and not what's actually going on, but I actually think that's incredibly unlikely (when you win a case in London fireworks are set off in the courtroom, let me have this lol). Susato mentions Ryunosuke having fun dancing around the room, and Ryunosuke compares Sholmes being knocked out to being left alone on the ballroom floor. Whether Susato's comment is meant to be literal or not, Ryunosuke's isn't but still evokes what is, traditionally, thought of as a romantic form of social dance.
Ryunosuke and Sholmes's style of the dance of deduction feels like what is traditionally a couple's dance.
Obviously this might be a stretch and me taking the term "dance of deduction" too literally (although "dance of deduction" in the context of both your "dance" partners being men is gay as hell) but the dances of deduction very much come off as an actual dance, the type of which depends on who Sholmes is doing it with, just for the fun of literally dancing around a room while working out what happened.
#ace attorney#the great ace attorney#tgaa2 spoilers#herlock sholmes#ryunosuke naruhodo#yujin mikotoba#overanalysis#probably#just so someone doesnt tell me im only saying this because gay:#dances of deduction would very much still come off as romantic to me if it wasn't consistently two men participating in the main “dance”#ESPECIALLY if you keep the movements the same because sholmes and ryunosuke's dances feel so much like a waltz to me#yknow. a traditional couple's dance#and ryunosuke saying sholmes left him alone on the ballroom floor after sholmes was knocked out doesnt help me#like i am very much aware that i might just be overthinking it but you cant call the mechanic a dance of deduction#then expect my autistic ass to not overanalyze it#(also dont come after me about waltzes usually being in closed position. they do not have to be.#it is also worth noting that the most popular ballroom dance at the turn of the 20th century was the waltz.#doesn't help how i see ryunosuke comparing sholmes being knocked out to being left alone on the ballroom floor lol)
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This is so fucking sexy to me it's ridiculous
#alex marquez#motogp#THAT SMILE#LIKE#FUCKING HELL SOMEONE LOOK AT ME THAT WAY#PLEASE#PLEEEEEAAAASEEEEE#pretty please#AND THE FUCKING POSSESSIV HAND ON THE BIKE -#GAYS MY ASS IS RIGHT HERE#OUT YOUR HAND ON MY LOWER BACK LIKE THAT#AND I AM MELTING#THE SLIGHT FINGER CURL#FUCKING HELL I AM OVERANALYZING WHY THIS IS SEXY AND ITS NOT HELPING MY CONCENTRATION#Someone have a casual conversation like that while having their hand on my ass/ lower backnot caring about anything#Help.#Someone lock me away#Theses thoughts shouldn't be on the internet#MY APOLOGIES TO ALEX MARQUEZ
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#why you asking jamie that doc?#also the arms going up like that??? girl I do that#my gay ass gets outed with mannerisms like that HELP ME#second doctor#doctor who#jamie mccrimmon#classic who#classic doctor who#2nd doctor#dw the enemy of the world#the enemy of the world#gay#gay as hell
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GOD I would HATE to be stuck at a family dinner with them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I would NOT fucking survive, the vibes alone would do 1000 points poison damage to me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Also JUST. JUST.
THE VIBES. ARE RANCID. SHARENA DARLING YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS (ALFPNSE TOO BUT DEAR LORD. Sharena LITERALLY was just told to Don't Speak Unless Spoken To RANCID. RANCID FUCKING FAMILY)
#I SAID I WOULDN'T DOCUMEBT THE WHOLE THING. BUT COME ON#gustav hits alfonse with the 'and' 😐🤨 and if i were him i would be internally exploding instantly.#HENRIETTE HITS ALFONSE W THE 'he missed you soooooo much 😊😊😊😊😊😇😇😇' and BY GOD. IF I WERE ALFONSE#i would SHATTER. LIKE GLASS. INSTANTLY. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#my BITCHASS FUCKING BAD WHO'S BEEN SILENT TREATMENTINF ME FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG#BC I HAD THE AUDACITY TO MAKE A CHOICE?????????? BC I DARED HAVE AUTONOMY????????? FREE WILL???????#ohhhh my god and sharena. SHARENA. DARLING. BELOVED. DEAR. how have you not SNAPPED#girl if i were you this would be my villain origin story.#i mean. if. moe is anything to go by.#gooooddddddddddddd.#HELP THE TYPO IN MY TAGS.... OF 'BAD' INSTEAD OF 'DAD'....... freudian slip. but am i wrong#GOOODDDDD BUT. HAVING. EYES. THAT KNOW. EVERYTHING. THAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE#INSANE!!!!!! INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bc i DO ACTUALLY BELIEVE HENRIETTE NOW??? WHEN SHE SAYS THAT ABOUT GUSTAV?!?????#SHE'S. the ONLY person in the goddamn fucking WORLD. who would know this. who would be able to read this. what the FUCK#but like THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE HIM ANY BETTER...... gooooddddddd I HATE IT. HATE IT#when the love IS there it's just fucking stupid bc nobody here is normal. about anything. making an endlessly complicated situation#type of shit that has made it so i never believe that anyone genuinely likes me. type of shit that makes me never believe an 'i love you'#UNLESS. if it's from my sisters i trust them w my entire heart. but holy shit it actually took them directly stating it#AS. AN ADULT. AT THIS TIME. for me to actually believe it. and fully actually accept it.#HELP AND ALSO... EVERY TIME GUSTAV CALLS ALFPNSE 'Son.' IT'S.. SO FUNNY TO ME IDK WHY#i just read it in that one voice/cadence. of that katamari post. my gay ass son who i hate. HELP#i need to find that again hold on#but first#fe alfonse#sharena#fe henriette#fe gustav#book 3 replaying#feh
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Thinking about watching killing eve- is it worth the agony?
#killing eve#tagging the killing eve people to come help me out#do you think knowing it was cancelled would literally ruin me once i finished it? or will i walk away alive?#murder lesbians is really something that calls to me personally#ive been considering this show for a while- im scared my ass is going to drop it like hannibal tho- i got bored ok 😭#i came into it expecting gay sex! not boring talking and an occasional slightly homoerotic look- 💀#minors dni
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