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(OH NO SHE'S HOT)
#dst#dst winona#marso rambles#help me my gay ass#my phone could not have taken a crispier screenshot
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okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.
yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything
((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))
and then they fucked nasty the end
#my art#my writing#who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life)#i dont know what this even is#i just work here#disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like.#most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis#so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps#i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction#if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#gabv1el#blood#love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings#or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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another wip, that i wont be able to finish for a while
#guys send help and motivation for the next week i have 3 tests and a homework to finish rip#star wars#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#codywan#my art#wip#uni is kicking my ass so badly 😭#trying my best not get back to the mindset i was in the past few months#but its hard like this ugh#at least only a week and exam mont left of this semester#sorry for rambling here 🤣#you guys should watch the vampire gay show#thats what keeps me going its so good#im obsessed with it#i made a typo *month#thise drawing was also inspired by that show#its great show#i think i need sleep why im still rambling here#okay sorry if you are still reading the tags#made another typo *this#*screams silently*
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₊˚⊹♡ 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 | mina ashido x reader
>> fem-ish reader, wlw coded, implied underage drinking (reader and mina are 3rd yrs)
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it’s late, mina knows that much. she knows you both should have been asleep by now. it’s not like you ever minded, though. mina loved that about you. you were always down for an adventure, whether it be a movie night or a drive for drive-thru at two am. you were ride-or-die.
you’re both giggly from the wine mina has snuck, and you’d both promised only to drink a little but you also both knew that was a lie. and you’re lying on the floor and staring at the posters on mina’s ceiling and trying to decide who in each band would be the best kisser. but mina knows that she wouldn’t want to kiss any of those guys, not really. the person she wanted to kiss was too close. close and yet so far. but not really, no.
we need practice, you declare, the wine sloshing in your glass as you sit up.
of what? mina questions, sitting up as well. and then you’re laughing and neither of you know why.
kissing. ‘s only fair, right? i just wanna know what it would feel like.
and maybe it’s the alcohol in her but mina agrees. she thinks she would agree to anything for you. the thought lights a fire in her belly as she leans in.
you taste like strawberries and kiwis and whatever other fruit is in the drink. and mina can’t get enough. so you kiss and kiss and kiss until you can’t feel your lips. for practice.
you’re giggling when you pull away and maybe it’s the alcohol but you keep saying that mina is so, so pretty and how did you never notice that she’s got pink freckles?
and maybe it’s the alcohol but mina’s blushing.
and maybe it’s the alcohol but maybe…just maybe it’s love.
#this is me projecting#my sister just called me a “gay ass”.....#send help never beating the girlkisser allegations#mina ashido#mina ashido x reader#mina x reader#ashido x reader#ashido mina#mha x reader#mha mina x reader#mina ashido fluff#mha fluff#wlw#kitty.writes!
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Alright man alright.
#kebb's art#bucchigiri?!#bucchigiri#majin senya#senya#arajin tomoshibi#redesign is my passion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#arajin design's perfect to me. go off white boy.#he's fucking dumb he's insufferable i'm sorry bucchigiri fans i love him.#what the fuck is senya's problem lmfaooo#oooh he loves to fight ooh. he loves power he loves strong people. okay gay ass okay#i've been trying to find the meaning of senya's tattoos but i find NOTHING. help me
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GUYS GUYS GUYS
IT'S AN ANNIVERSARY OF THE "SOMETHING STUPID" ANIMATIC BY @seagiri OMG GUYS LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!
(this animatic literally was the reason why I got into tf2 so GO WATCH IT IT'S BEAUTIFUL I PROMISE!!!)
#cj 24#art#doodles#my art#artists on tumblr#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 engineer#tf2 soldier#tf2 helmet party#tf2 rocket science#damn that was my first ship and I didn't even draw it once?#we gotta fix it lmaoo#okay so um this was supposed to be a sketch but I added colour and yeahhh#it isn't my best work but I spend all my evening drawing this so eat guys lol#I LOVE THOSE TWO SO MUCH AND THE ANIMATIC OMGGGG#I saw the animatic on tiktok and I WAS LITERALLY OBSESSED#I knew abt tf2 long before that (I have an older brother lol) and I even knew some of the lore#but I nevwr really liked it idk why xD#but after the animatic I straight up became the biggest tf2 fan#so yeah THANK YOU SO MUCH SEAGIRI DUDE I LOVE YOU!!!! :D#your art style changed the way I see art xD#getting into tf2 in general helped me with my own art style and I even started to draw more :)))#so basically gay people saved me yay#something stupid#like I love youUuuuuUuuu#*dies*#WHY IS ENGIS EYES ARE SO WEIRD HELPPP#also literally no one asked but engis second hand is on soldiers ass because I said so
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baguette but three different versions because i couldn't settle on one
i hate these losers so much did you know that they occupy a normal amount of my brainspace
a lil close-up on the faces bc i really like lynn's expression hereasgghsfafgafsghafadfghashsahgdf
#yah 💪#happy halloween (im pretending its the 31st) i come bearing those two gays from that one halloween apartment#all saints street#i mean i want to tag ass and baguette but like.. i dont think i will...#wan sheng jie#wsj#lynn angel#nick hoult#lynnick#uhh#my art#eyestrain#second piece i finished today i need to wring out my bones n muscles and spin them around. esp my neck help#do you ever imagine them with accents matching their whats the word w-.. cus i cackle at the thought of aussie nick... hes so special to me#canadian lynn..... briTISH IRA???? ? PLS thats soJKSADHJJASJFJHaf swEDISH CRYSTAL I NEED TAHT IN MY LIFE THO ?? russian damao so real
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I just opened Instagram and all I see is Ariana Grande in a suit….. I think my heart just stopped beating at work…. And my nose may or may not be bleeding….
#lord help me I am SO GAY#I swear I have never been more sure of my sexuality than in this moment#I mean she makes anything look pretty but COME ON….#wicked#wicked 2024#Ariana grande#ariana grande butera#Galinda upland#you expect us to believe she’s straight after this?#gay panic#MY gay panic#my gay heart#my gay ass can’t take it
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neurotic carrier and his neurotic carbon copy son
' i'm SO glad ironhide is getting too dusty to function anymore. we won't have to deal with HIS crazy ass soon-'
the evil ironhide idolizing cliffjumper who's somehow even MORE violent than him:
father and daughter. mother and son.
Single old parent ironhide wants to get with single old parent optimus & optimus wants to get with him ! & theyre like this is gonna go great! Cliffjumper is getting along excellent with bumblebee! They're already best friends 😁😁!! cliffjumper hugs bee, secures their matching friendship bracelets bee made for him out of melted bullets (cliffs suggestuon) then stomps over to optimus, stares up at him, & says fuck you
#ironhide: yes cliff is my son? how could you tell???#optimus watching cliff cave a decepticon's head in with his boot: uh.#lucky guess 😁 !#i love ironop.... they are so family.... to me#NEED. MORE. IRONOP. CONTENT#ironhide is such a dork in g1 idc if his design is simple it works to help balance out the complicated ones#and works for his character like he is just an old guy trying his best and refuses to give up or give in#hes so babygirl to me#transformers#maccadam#ironhide#cliffjumper#optimus prime#bumblebee and his cute little okay symbol spike probably taught him#ALSO SPIKES SASS WTF??? LEAVE PEEPAW ALONE HE HAS DELUSIONS ???#RUDE ASS#wheeljack#wheeljack leaping over his invention im crying not his baby !!!!!#hes pregnant 💔#transformers generation one#transformers g1#tf g1#spartan loving ironhide who very much still has the loud southern accent#i am obsessed with how fking loud cliffjumper is. LOOOOUK OUUUUUTTTTTT!!! DECEPTICOOON#his smoker voice LMFAO amgry ass shaggy#my autistic daughters cliff (doesnt mask) and bumble (masks)#ironop#mention idk it needs more love might as well add to the wee puddle that is their content bcs i need them married actually#cute awkward old ass gay ppl trying to learn how to cute awkward old ass gay ppl during a war
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teefuckinhee
@yameoto
#i couldn’t help myself#ignore the quality#and how ass it looks in tumblr i promise it looks better in my camera roll#but lord alison#marriage?#children?#grow old with me?#let me care for you for the rest of time?#alison miller#hollow in the land#dianna agron#katies gay ass thoughts
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One of the things that makes the dances of deduction come off as homoerotic to me is that they play out like actual dances, and the type depends on who Sholmes is doing them with (the dances of deduction he does with Ryunosuke have both of them making almost waltz-like movements, while Yujin utilizes tapdancing in the dance of deduction he's involved in).
Obviously, this could be purely visual and not what's actually going on, but I actually think that's incredibly unlikely (when you win a case in London fireworks are set off in the courtroom, let me have this lol). Susato mentions Ryunosuke having fun dancing around the room, and Ryunosuke compares Sholmes being knocked out to being left alone on the ballroom floor. Whether Susato's comment is meant to be literal or not, Ryunosuke's isn't but still evokes what is, traditionally, thought of as a romantic form of social dance.
Ryunosuke and Sholmes's style of the dance of deduction feels like what is traditionally a couple's dance.
Obviously this might be a stretch and me taking the term "dance of deduction" too literally (although "dance of deduction" in the context of both your "dance" partners being men is gay as hell) but the dances of deduction very much come off as an actual dance, the type of which depends on who Sholmes is doing it with, just for the fun of literally dancing around a room while working out what happened.
#ace attorney#the great ace attorney#tgaa2 spoilers#herlock sholmes#ryunosuke naruhodo#yujin mikotoba#overanalysis#probably#just so someone doesnt tell me im only saying this because gay:#dances of deduction would very much still come off as romantic to me if it wasn't consistently two men participating in the main “dance”#ESPECIALLY if you keep the movements the same because sholmes and ryunosuke's dances feel so much like a waltz to me#yknow. a traditional couple's dance#and ryunosuke saying sholmes left him alone on the ballroom floor after sholmes was knocked out doesnt help me#like i am very much aware that i might just be overthinking it but you cant call the mechanic a dance of deduction#then expect my autistic ass to not overanalyze it#(also dont come after me about waltzes usually being in closed position. they do not have to be.#it is also worth noting that the most popular ballroom dance at the turn of the 20th century was the waltz.#doesn't help how i see ryunosuke comparing sholmes being knocked out to being left alone on the ballroom floor lol)
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"You have no idea," Crowley whispers, leaning in closer still, his lips hovering just above the angel's. "Once I have you all to myself, I'll show you such sinful things, you'll forget you were ever an angel…"
I am sick, I am depressed and my adhd is acting up, therefore all claims that I might be projecting onto Crowley are all irrelevant
#send help for real#i had such bad night terrors last night that i woke up fucking sick and i've been feverish the whole ass day#and cause i'm afraid to sleep now#instead of...idk studying or maybe working#i'm writing teasing aziracrow because the good omens cosplayer i have a crush on poped up on my stories and i had to do something about it#being gay is hard#being gay with a stupid crush at my age is harder#i'm sick so you can't say anything to me besides sending soup and tea#good omens#good omens fanfiction#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#anthony j crowley#aziracrow#spencer speaks while he is sick so he should be quiet but here we are
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just a lil doodle i made
almighty tallest purple in one of those fancy ass robes you see in pintrist or wtv
#artists on tumblr#help me#invader zim#invade this ass#almighty tallest purple#almighty tallest#gay#homosexual#food#my mom neglects me#doodle
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90s-themed bday party lewk
#twas my sis-in-law’s 30th#naturally got my shopping done just a couple hours before the party#thankfully a friend helped me with some last minute thrift shopping#me#gay person of youth#ignore the dirty ass mirror lol
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tag me in the fix it fics when they start coming thank you
#tua#tua season 4#the umbrella academy#the umbrella academy season 4#i’m crying there HAVE to be fix it fics#i’m gonna start writing them myself#and a good writer I AM NOT#english is not my first language#and not in a poetic way#please someone has to fix this shitsow#i need a cleanse FOR MY SOUL#klaus hargreeves#allison hargreeves#diego hargreeves#five hargreeves#redeem my BOY#luther hargreeves#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#claire hargreeves#RAY DESERVES MORE THAN ONE FUCKING LINE#WHY did he walk out#WHAT POSSIBLE EXPLANATION COULD YOU GIVE ME#that man didn’t bat an eye when the twink ass gay man that got him out of jail helped him get rid of the corpse of the man his wife killed#WHAT COULD MAKE HIM WALK OUT#redeem allison’s MAN#THATS A MAN#dave katz#baby they forgot about you but i sure ain’t gonna forgive#i will not know peace until klaus and dave fuck on my screen in 4k
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