#help me find a video

[catgirltitties]

Anyone got that vid of the goth goodwill employee playing sound effects over the loudspeaker announcing 5 minutes to close

[roomwithavoid]

does anyone have that video of the “super mario in real life” kid but it’s edited so they just say “real life” and then morphs into a picture of the outdoors with the unregisteredhypercam02 music playing

[loafymeat]

someone had the video where there is like a black background with a burger in the center and a blue plane on the left, and then this little demon appears and take a bite of the burger.

i know it may be a popular video but i cant find it and i want to see it again

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

[lets-play-gwent]

I have a wildly specific question to ask. Does anyone else remember that video of the person who dies and get to ask God or an angel or smthn whatever question they want so they ask "how many times have I pooped" and then God answers, the person laughs, and says "holy shit!" Then god/angel says "Jesus christ" in an exhausted sarcastic way and then Jesus pops his head in and says "yes?"

It's really funny and I want to watch it again, if you have the link somewhere please send it to me. Thanks

[madisoncounty]

"and then you look at it, and it looks... otherworldly. this is denis. he just creates this shape. it's not perfect. it's timeless. it reminds me of... do you remember arrival? you know those big alien creatures? that's the shape." — rebecca ferguson in an interview with hollywood insider

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

[anastacialy]

tracked down this clip just because of this post! have jokes from skizz and scar

[yore-donatsu]

Some idiot #sketches on Ramattra and D-va bc I like them 😊 (both as silly friends and/or like a ship💜) Before some people start moaning: I love to see our great ommiac in good company and be happy ! 😚

[astradyke]

warning this might be a nothing post i'm just a little emotional & rambling but like... i think a lot about hometown showdown and gay and not proud a lot. and i understand this was in the peak of YouTube's fuckery with Dan and disrupting his plans for DINOK so i understand there's like a tension behind a lot of what was ongoing. i also realize that YouTube-- more obviously with hometown showdown-- but generally had strong business rationale for wanting Phil to feature in these videos, with Dan & Phil being the duo of HS and Phil being there in gay and not proud (sorry the acronym for this looks ugly).

but man... i think a lot about how hometown showdown was just kind of a lot of dates. i've not seen the other ones but i hear a lot that they were way more competitive versus Dan and Phil were just casually exploring their hometowns together, showing pieces of themselves to the other. i think about all the dialogue that was cut (that I think was alluded to in WDAPTEO 2?)

and i think about like. the seismic Importance of Phil being in gay and not proud as like... Dan's safe space. the same way he's remote crisis manager, the same way he was part of WAD's pre & post show, the same way he filmed that haircut video basically to promo YWGTTN and Dan is leaving me to talk about WAD. the same way that Dan got a taxi to his place after his nightmare experience at the laundromat to do laundry because "for the first time since I was a tiny child, I actually felt safe."

and after the latest mukbang it's like... it's really insane to me how their personal relationship has continued despite the pressures they've faced as being a comedic influencer duo. the fact that they work as business partners but still have this relationship. the fact that even in these YouTube originals that Dan was resentful of at the time anyway you can still glowingly see how much they love each other. like Phil being in gay and not proud wasn't a cameo, it was a fucking love confession.

i dunno. this is something that's been talked about a Lot but i do think about it frequently. i don't tend to rewatch these specials a lot because Jesus Christ the editing really gets me, but like... idk. "you're next to me in my life," or whatever. 15 years have passed and Phil's still cheerleading for Dan, from his first YouTube video to his first solo tour. i dunno.

[glitterliver07]

thank you for your input broker

[reunitedinterlude]

crocheted crotch-eted (2024 // 2019)

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - Traverse Town

[autisticandroids]

CASTIEL: Stop. What's the point if you don't mean it? You fear me - not love, not respect, just fear.

[youtube with closed captions]

a godstiel pity party. i'd like to thank an anon i got way back in february of 2021.

[way-too-obsessed-gamer]

(Clips from ep5, ep9, and ep16. Video length 4 minutes 4 seconds)

Originally was gonna just clip ep16 and the start of 5 but then I remembered how they were all being very sweet in their own ways when, you know. Their friendship makes me ill

[smimon]

Käärijä boyfriend pokedex: the movie

Song translation under the cut

Baśka - Wilki

(mr. Bodyguard) Baśka had fine breasts,

(Behm) Ania – style,

(Häärijä) and Zośka – something I like.

(Jukka) Ela was a great kisser,

even right after she got married.

(Tommy) I could always count on Kaśka, (* idiom - literally: “we could steal horses together”)

although I know that she wanted to have her first time with me.

(Etel) Magda – evil,

(Jesse) Jolka could cuddle me to death

(Joost) and Agnieszka was cheating on me.

Chorus:

Beautiful like ships at full sail,

Like galloping horses,

Like the skies above us.

(Bess) Karolina in Hollywood,

(Jaakko) With Aśka it was never the same.

(Allu) Ewelina was ice cold,

(Matti) So I asked out Ala for the night.

(Pekka) I could give anything to Iza,

(Alessandra) same with Ola,

but neither of them wanted to take. (*Ola is a variant of Aleksandra 🙂)

(Erika) Małgorzata – a walking sin,

made me all abashed,

(Bojan) and Monika was okay.