#help i love cook barty so much

[lupiinist]

barty is a great cook.

like, not only because his mum taught him how to cook (gets even better if you hc him as italian or spanish [or latino, too]), but also because his friends can't cook even if their lives depended on it

regulus is a menace in the kitchen, he once burned a kettle trying to make tea, evan is too lazy to try to learn, pandora was banned from the kitchen after making something (no one really knows what it was) that got them all sick, and dorcas can do the basic, but she likes having barty cook for her

it surprises a lot of people when they learn it that that goth, punk, edgy, slightly off guy with too many piercings and tattoos to count could be the chef of his own restaurant if he wanted to. his specialty is main dishes, he's superb with pasta and meat, but also rocks the desserts

he bonded with james over food, because james is also the cook of his group of friends (he makes the most amazing desi dishes [which i won't go into much detail because honestly it's 3 am and i can't research properly right now])

opposite to what many people think, the skittles rarely order food when they're hanging out together. barty almost always cooks. more than knowing how to, he likes to cook. it's something he shares with his mum, something his father never had any influence over (after all, he was never home during supper)

most of all, barty loves to cook for evan. evan is the type of person who tends to either get into hyperfocus and forgets to eat or has a very bad week and forgets to eat. either way, he doesn't take good care of himself. barty helps by popping up in his house, making him get up from the couch and help him in the kitchen. evan doesn't cook, but he sorts the ingredients out and occasionally chops a tomato (not onions though, he hates how they make him cry). he makes barty company, and they both have slightly better weeks just because of that

so, in the end, barty loves to cook.

[luizd3ad]

First Home | Poly!Moonwaterkiller x GN!Reader

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 ࣪˖⤷ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ࣪ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 ˖ ⤷

Pairing: Remus Lupin X Regulus Black X Barty Crouch Jr x GN Reader WC: 1,094 CW: Poly Relationship, Anxiety, talks of Remus being in pain Author's Note: Heyyyy so like I know I haven’t been here for a while but I’m hoping I’ll be getting back into this😌🖤 Summary: Remus nervous about his first full moon in the new house

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Remus was pretty happy with his life at this point. 

He had great friends, a promising career and the most perfect and loving partners he could ask for.

But that didn't change the fact that for one night a month he absolutely loathed his life. 

He hated the moon almost as much as he hated himself during the moon.

Though over the years he had learned to accept what he was significantly more than he used to. 

He had learned to tolerate it. To live with it.

But that didn’t mean it didn't scare the absolute hell out of him most of the time. 

Especially when the conversation of moving in with his partners came into the loop. 

He was feeling beyond apprehensive about the idea of it all. 

It wasn't because he didn't love his partners, quite the opposite actually. It was because he loved them so much that the thought of accidentally hurting them or cursing them with the same fate as himself or… worse…  would often send him into a spiral of anxiety, overthinking and self loathing.

But eventually after months of reassurance -and Barty pouting- Remus caved and agreed that the four of you should finally move in together.

So after weeks of searching for a home -which according to you and Barty felt like it was taking ‘fucking forever’- you finally found your perfect home and moved in as soon as possible. 

That was a few weeks ago now and last night was the first full moon in the new house. 

Yesterday before nightfall Remus was beyond terrified. 

His mind had been clouded with overthinking and the absolute worst scenarios his brain could manage all day.

So when he woke up still in the basement that he and your entire friend group had spent countless hours reinforcing and charming -to Remus’s standards and preferences of course- he was so grateful. 

So grateful in fact that he was able to be distracted by the pain in his body a few moments longer than normal.

But eventually the pain consumed his body like it normally did.

For what could have been a few minutes or a few hours -Remus wasn't really sure- he just laid there looking up at the ceiling of the basement basking in the pain that ran through his body and his normal post full moon self loathing. Just completely lost in his own mind that was until he was pulled out by the sound of your voice.

“Moons? Are you awake?”

The sound of your voice had involuntarily brought a smile to Remus’s face and sent a wave of calm and comfort over him.

“Yea I’m awake love.” Remus groaned while sitting up feeling a few of his joints popping and his muscles tensing up.

It didn't take long for him to hear the sound of your footsteps coming down the stairs with a hot cup of coffee -that you meticulously made sure was exactly to his liking- and his favorite blanket in hand. 

Both things Remus had gladly and gratefully accepted.

“We made breakfast, if you're up for it.”

The sweet softens off your voice was slightly interrupted by Regulus chuckling.

“And of course by ‘we’ Y/N means they did the majority of the cooking since we all know I can't cook to save my life and we value our health enough to not want a repeat of when Barty tried to cook dinner for us the other week.”

Remus couldn't help but laugh a little, no matter how much it hurt, when he heard a very dramatic gasp from Barty.

“I'll have you know Black that I'm an excellent cook, you're just too much of a prick to appreciate such perfection.”

Remus continued to chuckle at the very familiar childish bickering happening between two of his lovers. 

He was actually enjoying the small distraction so much that he didn't notice when you sat next to him until he felt your shoulder brush against him.

“How are you feeling really, Remus?”

Remus couldn't help the small sigh that escaped his lips when he heard your words. “As good as to be expected love… I'm just grateful I didn’t get out and hurt one of you or worse...” 

You sighed softly and looked at Remus with a soft and loving look in your eyes. “Remus, I know you're worried but this bassment is a fortress. We'll be fine.”

Though you sounded so sure in your words Remus still wasn't fully convinced. 

His mind was already starting to spiral at this point with the possibilities and of the dangers that he imposed on the three most important people in his life.

Remus hadn't even realized he was now staring off into the black abyss of his coffee cup that was currently warming his hands till you placed your hand on top of his gaining his full attention.

When Remus’s eyes met yours he couldn't deny the love and honesty that he saw swimming in them which made your next words comfort him.

“We are fine. We will be fine. I know your anxiety won't go away but you need to remember that you have done everything in your power to ensure our safety and that's all you can do. Plus you know better than anyone that the three of us are very skilled with our magic so we are more than capable of taking care of ourselves. Not everything is on you Remus. We knew what we were signing up for when we asked for the four of us to move in together. We love you and everything will be fine I promise.”

Remus just sighed and nodded. 

A part of him honestly did feel better, he knew that he would never be a hundred percent comfortable for that one day a month but it made him feel better to know that you genuinely believed in your words and in him.

“Okay, I'll try to calm down more… I’m just so scared that I'm going to hurt one of you but I'll do my best to keep my anxiety at bay... Thank you, my love.”

Remus wrapped his arm around you and kissed the top of your head just being happy in the moment.

Once a month he loathed his life.

But everyday before and after the full moon he genuinely loved his life.

Right now he loves his life.

He had one of his lovers in his arms while his other two lovers were ‘fighting’.

This is the life he will forever be truly grateful for.

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[michael-the-candybar]

Barty headcanons?

(sorry if you’ve already done that)

i actually havent yet which is surprising ive just been putting it off for so long but here you go!

• I have so many ethnic hc’s for him it’s insane but I would say my main ones are Italian, German, or Spanish

• green eyes mf i heavily believe that and like emerald kinda green

• he has so many freckles it’s insane (evan has tried to count them all but stopped once he reached the thousands)

• loves to cook, this man will cook anything and everything for fun but hates when people try to help him. he will constantly yell at people to “get out of his kitchen”

• severe adhd

• the only way he is able to sit still is if he’s physically weighted down of he’s hyper focused on doing something with his hands.

TW: this one kind involves SH but not purposely, more like a habit.

• scratches at his arms when he’s anxious or bites his nails and pulls at his hair when he’s stressed.

• always has painted nails. mostly black but sometimes he’ll switch it up

• he’s left handed but his father tried to force teach him into using his right hand.

• has shit handwriting out of pure spite, it can be really neat and pretty if he tries.

• photographic memory

• literally the smartest person you’ll ever meet, but he has no common sense whatsoever.

• he always freaked people out with any knowledge he knew. like someone could ask him what would classify as murder and he would go into like an hour long debrief about it like he purposely studied it to never get caught.

• RAVENCLAW‼️‼️‼️‼️ i love slytherin barty too but ravenclaw just hits sm better

• didn’t have friends until pandora, he was outcasted for being “too unsettling”. and when pandora found him they instantly clicked, and then she introduced him to evan and he was so happy that he was much like him.

• loves when he gets to build things because it’s the only form of control he’s ever known to have to himself.

• stress braids other’s hair.

• his gay awakening was Fleamont potter. one look at him and effie picking james up at the train at the end of second year, and he just knew right then and there.

[orchideous-nox]

Hello, hi :D

Your manager is a shithead <3 here's a niche ask to yap about:

What do you think the skittles opinions on spinach would be?

This is perfect, thank you < 3

Barty - I think Barty has the least healthy eating habits and frowns at things that are green or are the basic form/an ingredient. He'll eat spinach in other food but he's not happy about it.

Evan - I love health-freak gym rat Evan so I think he's all about spinach and is telling Barty about the iron content and vitamins, he's putting it in his cooking and lies to Barty about it.

Pandora - I think she's neutral, she'll eat it without being convinced to but isn't like "yuuummm spinach". I think she'd have a vegetable garden at the Rook (Lovegood family home) and grew spinach because its quick so she has a good supply. She takes a leaf out of Evan’s book and hides spinach in Luna's food.

Regulus - He'll eat anything he's given, very indifferent, but he overhears Evan’s yapping when he's lecturing Barty and starts paying more attention. He also told James to eat more spinach but refused to tell him why and just walked off.

Dorcas - I love sporty Dorcas so I think like Evan she cares about the health benefits but doesn't bother trying to tell other people to eat it more, she keeps that information to herself and piles loads of it into her dishes so it wilts and isn't noticable.

Xenophilius (aka Phil) - I think he didn't think much about health but he's definitely an ingredients guy so has spinach in the house, Pandora encourages him to be healthier for Luna's sake and he researches nutrition for kids when Pandora dies and he has to raise Luna. He tells Luna that spinach and other healthy greens help to ward off Nargles.

Spinach is no longer a word 😂

[risetherivermoon]

random marauders asks: do you have any Evan Rosier headcanons?

🤭 oh yes yes yes

i believe that Evan was on the quidditch team but not Barty, and that he played as a beater

i think Evan wears a lot of jewelry that he steals from his family,

Evan's patronus is a fox

Evan was petty, like he did a lot of things just out of spite. The type of person to jump off a cliff because someone told him he wouldn't do it, and Barty is such an enabler

Evan's hands and arms are constantly covered in little drawing's because both Barty and Pandora like to doodle,

Evan and Reg were childhood friends,

Remus and Evan were actually pretty good friends,

Evan isn't much of a reader but he will read anything if Barty suggests it to him, because he absolutely loves seeing him ramble

he absolutely loves coffee, but hates tea with a burning passion

he has hypersomnia, and will sleep anywhere and everywhere

Evan loves makeup, but he hates doing his own, he will only do Dorcas' and Pandora's, and occasionally Barty's, but he hates the sensory of having it on his own face

Evan's favorite flowers are marigolds,

Evan's favorite class is DADA, and he is insanely good at it, but don't think he won't pretend to be stumped to ask Barty for help,

Evan and James had beef for like, a while. Even Barty and James became friend's before them, and whenever people ask Evan why, he says "I don't like men with glasses." (it's because he likes messing with Regulus)

Evan is the only person other than Pandora that Regulus will say out loud that he enjoys being around (maybe it's a Rosier thing)

Dorcas has designed most of Evan's tattoos

Evan was a prefect and the head boy for his year

Pandora and Evan can just look at eachother to know what the other is thinking, and Pandora is usually the one to help Evan when he's upset

Evan is insanely good at dueling, but he's very nonchalant about it

Evan once got his wand disarmed in a duel with one of the other hogwarts students, and he then proceeded to shout "muggle way!" and punch them in the face,

he has gotten into detention for sleeping in class, and then just slept in detention,

he is actually the most clumsiest uncoordinated guy ever, and he has scratches and bandaids all over him 24-7 (and the bandaids are always colored and themed)

he is possessive as fuck, he will actually glare anyone down that even looks in Barty's direction and will proceed to plan a murder,

Evan likes putting little braids in people's hair all the time, and which is the reason why both Reg and Barty have them all over their hair,

Evan figures out Dorcas likes Marlene before Dorcas herself figures it out,

Evan goes nonverbal when stressed, and he paces a ton,

Evan is so used to Barty's clinginess that when someone hugs him from behind he just knows its him,

Barty and Evan share beds a ton, and the first time it happened was because Barty was having a hard day and Evan snuck in and held him through the night,

Evan cries when he's mad,

He has a marble collection, because Mcgonagall has a jar of them in her classroom that he has been slowly stealing from since first year

Evan is completely and totally scared of all bugs ever, and he has to get reg or barty to kill them when they get into the dorm,

Evan cannot run at all, he is on the quidditch team but he has no strength in his legs whatsoever,

Evan was insanely good at muggle cooking, and he always wanted to be chef , have a restaurant and live in a muggle city,

well thats all i can think or rn, but absolutely adore my boy, so here you are 🤭🫶

thank u sm for the ask!!

[change-is-perceivable]

Change is Perceivable 2024 has now fully drawn to a close!

In the end we had a total of 41 works sent in for this.

I'm so impressed with everything that was turned in, you are all amazing for participating. Thank you so much!!

I hope everyone who chose to participate had as much fun as I did!

First off we have three amazing pieces of art

🦋Monster 🪻Confession 🦋Sleep + Photo

All three were made by @ablique!

Two Podfics

🦋 Storytime Naps by EliseDonut [3m, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood]

🪻Prompt: Sleep 🪻Summary: Oliver wants Percy's attention but also doesn't want to make him give up his limited reading time.

🦋 Cheese Wiz by AlihotsyTotsy read by EliseDonut [7m, Luna Lovegood/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Captivate 🪻Summary: Percy has a very special guest on his Wizarding Wireless talk show about cheese-making.

And Lastly, Thirty-Six fanfics

Which I have elected to post in alphabetical order

🦋After Dawn Delight by SiobhanHazel

[Viktor Krum/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Change 🪻Summary: Percy wishes Viktor would eat a proper meal, but unfortunately, Viktor distracts him from cooking breakfast.

🦋 and my love remind me, what was it that i said? by armadilloradio

[Ginny Weasley & Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Promise 🪻Summary: “Promise?” “Of course.” Ginny didn't look convinced. “Pinky swear it.” “Pinky-what?” Percy asked, finally sitting up.

🦋 Chances by EliseDonut

[Penelope Clearwater/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Bathtub 🪻Summary: Penelope wants Percy to take a bath with her.

🦋 Choose by pink_turtle

[Tom Riddle/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Rebellion 🪻Summary: The Weasley family farm is failing. Molly and Arthur forbid Percy from going to their Lord for help. Percy rebels against them.

🦋 Confession by taslowrites

[Bill Weasley & Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Confession 🪻Summary: Percy and Bill have a conversation at the pub

🦋 Don't try and drink your grief away by Lucigoo89

[Fred Weasley & George Weasley & Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Confession 🪻Summary: Percy is blaming himself for Fred's death, after all he is the one who spoke to him, joked with him last. He isn't coping well and has resorted to drinking. Drunk Percy does something unthinkingly. Something he can't remember doing.

🦋 I need to confess something by moony_and_mad

[Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood]

🪻Prompt: Confession 🪻Summary: Percy find the courage to announce something to all his family at dinner.

🦋 I Promise to Protect You From Monsters, Real or Fake by pink_turtle

[Ginny Weasley & Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Promise + Monster 🪻Summary: Ginny wakes Percy up in the middle of the night. She's terrified of the monster in her closet.

🦋 In a galaxy of stars, you will always shine the brightest by ShiverMeTimbersCaptain

[Barty Crouch Jr./Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Facade + Captivate 🪻Summary: He's outside again. Lurking in the hall. He can tell. Quiet as a mouse, a wisp in the corner, invisible, Percy will know he's there. He always knows when Barty's there. The surprise on his face when he opens the door is almost laughable.

🦋 It Doesn't Have to be Love by EliseDonut

[Roger Davies/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Freckle 🪻Summary: Roger's starting to understand Percy's appeal.

🦋 it's gonna cause a scene by armadilloradio

[Bill Weasley & Charlie Weasley & Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Confession + Puzzle 🪻Summary: The downside to not tasting the liquor, however, was that Percy quickly forgot it was even there. And while his drinks were limited, it didn't take much before he started swaying slightly where he sat and lost control of his tongue. The latter would prove to be his undoing, and later on would be the reason he only drank around people he knew and trusted. But for now, Percy remained blissfully unaware, pressed against Charlie’s side while Ezra declared yet another victory.

🦋 Life-changing by DiAngeloFan

[Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood]

🪻Prompt: Facade, Captivate, Change + Perceive 🪻Summary: Just a sweet perciver one-shot for Percy Weasley Appreciation Week!

🦋 Make a promise by moony_and_mad

[Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood]

🪻Prompt: Promise 🪻Summary: Dopo la guerra, Percy Weasley è una persona completamente nuova e vuole riconnettersi con qualcuno del suo passato.

🦋 monster like me by AlihotsyTotsy

[Pansy Parkinson/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Monster 🪻Summary: Percy let his staff leave early for the Anniversary Celebration, but he noticed one person stayed behind.

🦋 Monsters and Men, are we not the same? by ShiverMeTimbersCaptain

[Marcus Flint/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Monster 🪻Summary: He comes to him like a stray, timid, dangerous. Just glimpses through the trees. He is watching him, Percy knows this. The villagers say there is a monster in the forest. To beware of the old house, cursed and haunted by this beast. Percy calls him his monster, in his head.

🦋 Nothing Will Happen by EliseDonut

[Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Alone 🪻Summary: Everything will be fine. A simple set of rounds, so what if he's alone. Nothing will happen…

🦋 of the truthful by starsailing

[Bill Weasley & Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Bathtub 🪻Summary: The war rendered most of Bill's capacity as a big brother useless. No Quidditch games outside, no adventures, no protection against Death Eaters. But at least he could give Percy a good birthday, right?

🦋Oh, everything is solid gold by SarkyLittleMonster

[Cedric Diggory/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Goblet 🪻Summary: 'Do you mind?' He snaps and then immediately feels like a dick for the hurt expression Cedric gives him. Cedric Diggory, is everything a Hufflepuff should be. Kind and good natured, fair and loyal with a good sense of humour, sporty and a B grade student at the very least. He's an extremely likable person. The only annoying thing about him being that he does not give up. And by giving up, Percy is referring to his seeming infatuation with him. He's tried everything. To let him down slowly with hints and kind gestures, to avoid and ignore him, sometimes just pointblank booking it when the sixth year approaches him, but it is all in vain. He's like a fucking daisy or something, just popping up everywhere and being cheerful. And Percy doesn't have the heart to tell him to get lost. If he's honest with himself, he doesn't want to tell Cedric to get lost.

🦋 Old Obsessions are Hard to Smother by EliseDonut

[Colin Creevey/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Photo 🪻Summary: Colin just finished developing a new reel of film, but a sight outside the window has him forgetting all about it.

🦋 Poinciana by lapis_059

[Percy Weasley & Weasley Family]

🪻Prompt: Assorted 🪻Summary: Percy was kiddnapped by a Math teacher.

🦋Promise by taslowrites

[Ginny Weasley & Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Promise 🪻Summary: Percy heads back to the Burrow after the war.

🦋 A Promise of Protection by EliseDonut

[Colin Creevey/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Promise 🪻Summary: Colin Creevey was his soulmate. So, he would do anything in his power to keep him safe.

🦋 Rebel Rebel by moony_and_mad

[Percy Weasley/Original Male Character]

🪻Prompt: Rebellion 🪻Summary: Through the melodic notes of Rebel Rebel from David Bowie, Percy Weasley jig all night in a pub.

🦋Red Looks so Good on You by EliseDonut

[Marcus Flint/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Puzzle 🪻Summary: With the rain coming down like this, Percy would rather be in bed then be tutoring Marcus Flint.

🦋 Snowglobe Rebound by EliseDonut

[Colin Creevey/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Comfort 🪻Summary: Audrey broke up with him. Not only that but she cheated on him. A trip that was only meant to last a few weeks turned into her leaving him for some childhood friend he'd never even heard of. Three years of his life, gone just like that.

🦋the sounds of silence by armadilloradio

[Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Sleep 🪻Summary: The first time Oliver spent a night at the Burrow, he made a comment about how it was no wonder Percy liked quiet with how loud his house was all the time. Said he wasn't sure how Percy could fall asleep with the ghoul in the attic, the chickens outside, and people running around all night. At the time, Percy just shrugged, and joked that he couldn't wait until he could cast a silencing spell over his room. That it would help him sleep better. Percy decided now that he never wanted silence again.

🦋 sweet like summer, sapphire eyes by armadilloradio

[Marcus Flint/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Change 🪻Summary: She huffed, “You're insufferable.” Funny how it was said with such fondness now. The first time she had said that to him, after he made a snide comment about her family, she’d truly meant it. “So are you. It’s why this marriage worked.”

🦋 take me to church by hozier by Ignatius P (Jackson_Overland_Frost)

[Tom Riddle/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Promise + Monster 🪻Summary: And yet, it has been a long time since he has knelt here, before this particular throne, since he has been of service. It has been a long time since his god wanted him, and Percy turned him away.

🦋tangerine by glass animals by Ignatius P (Jackson_Overland_Frost)

[Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Comfort + Goblet 🪻Summary: He takes the goblet from Voldemort’s outstretched hand, peering absently into its depths; the wine is dark red, almost black, but not nearly viscous or opaque enough to be mistaken for blood.

🦋 then somebody's discovering you by armadilloradio [Penelope Clearwater & Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Alone 🪻Summary: Percy resisted the urge to roll his eyes. He liked being alone. And he had friends — well, a friend, and so what Oliver was busy with Quidditch this year? Percy didn't need someone around all the time, and he quite enjoyed that his quiet study time in their dorm lasted longer now that Oliver had something to do.

🦋There's a monster under my bed by Lucigoo89

[Fred Weasley & George Weasley & Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Monster 🪻Summary: There's a monster in Percy's room and no one will help him deal with it. Instead he is facing his bedroom door, wondering if anyone will care if the monster eats him. It's hard being the good boy in such a large, chaotic family sometimes.

🦋 Those things I miss, but know are never comin' back by SarkyLittleMonster 

[Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, Audrey Weasley/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Alone 🪻Summary: Percy Weasley is the last Weasley. He goes back to The Burrow. ~ He had his first kiss in this room. It seemed so much bigger than, crowded back against the washer, arms looped around broad shoulders. Oliver's picture smiles inside his wallet, waves at the cracked old leather, jostles against Audrey, while she ducks her head down. First love, faded to silver. Second love, tarnished like gold. ~

🦋 when my heart starts beating, lungs stop breathing by armadilloradio

[Audrey Weasley/Percy Weasley]

🪻Prompt: Captivate 🪻Summary: “I’m actually running a gallery later this week and some of my works will be on display. You should stop by! You don't have to buy anything, of course, but just come to look around! I can even show you around.” She had grinned at him, and Percy was sure his heart stopped. After a moment, Percy realized she was waiting for a reply, and he quickly said, “Yes, yes, of course, I can stop by. If my work schedule allows it, that is.” Merlin and Morgana, Percy needed to get a grip.

🦋 Why Didn't You Tell Me? by pink_turtle

[Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood]

🪻Prompt: Confession 🪻Summary: Oliver writes Percy a letter.

🦋 You called me pretty and I told you you were wrong by SarkyLittleMonster

[Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood]

🪻Prompt: Captivate 🪻Summary: ~He learnt to write to his mother once every two weeks, to let his siblings check up on him on weekends, to let Minerva vanish the bottles of cheap vodka from under his bed, to go to his meetings once a month, take a walk in the evenings, eat food again. He was doing so well. Just on the edge of happiness, just enough removed without being entirely unattached. And then Oliver Wood.~ Or: middle-aged (ish. I tried) perciver where they're both idiots and professors at Hogwarts

🦋 you're too sweet for me by armadilloradio

[Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood]

🪻Prompt: Comfort 🪻Summary: After a stressful day of trials and being at the Ministry, Percy walked into their flat and beelined for the sofa where Oliver sat. Oliver might have said a ‘hello’ or gave Percy a gentle smile, but Percy all but collapsed onto him before he could. And Oliver, like the saint he was, pulled Percy close.

[georgeplease]

My family’s overstimulated me so I’m trying to focus on headcanons to calm down 😂

Bear/bare (English is hard) with me

1. The Weasley’s (who like Christmas; spending time with family and whatnot) with someone who’s always felt like Christmas was too much. Like maybe Fred (cause he’s on my mind rn) has a partner who’s always seen Christmas time as an exhausting holiday.

2. Remus dating someone very Luna or Neville coded. Just someone who loves him unconditionally especially during full moon days.

3. When Sirius had his first Christmas after running away, he half expected it to all be a dream. That he’d wake up back at Grimmauld place.

4. Some would think Christmas was Draco’s favorite holiday; gifts and fancy food. But the Malfoy’s like the other scared twenty eight families treated Christmas like an excuse to gossip and brag.

5. Surprisingly Fred and George are pretty good in the kitchen. Messy but good

6. The twins definitely attempted to turn the black lake into ice to skate on it

7. The universe is quite literally a big joke in the wizarding world. Consistently making parallels with people. Like how people say Draco is a parallel to Regulus. The wizarding world universe has been doing things like that for centuries but no one in the wizarding world seems to notice.

8. Barty was a Ravenclaw but he spent so much time with Evan and Regulus, history has forgotten and remembered him as a Slytherin

I think that the Weasley’s have one of the most laid back Christmas’s. Like it’s a lot of people but it’s so low stakes. Gift are flying in the air and you don’t really have to care about masking too hard. It’s chaotic yet so much easier than other family’s. Honestly I think Fred and George are the most chaotic people there, lots of fireworks and loudness over all.

Honestly, this is canon to me. I can’t imagine Remus dating anyone insensitive about his condition, but the idea of some really whimsical like Luna with him is so cute.

🥺🥲 anon this hurt me, I love it.

I think Christmas with the Malfoy’s is one of the least enjoyable places to be. It’s about keeping up appearances, it’s probably very tiring to be at. It’s less about being with loved ones and enjoying each other, but acting in a certain way to be perceived a certain way. And LOTS of gossip.

Fred being good at baking while George being good at cooking. Fred can’t make a meal to save his life, but any time he makes cookies it’s amazing (not that he’d let you know). While George burns all his cakes, but can make a roast almost as good as his mom’s.

Yes. I think Dumbledore probably saw the attempt and the next day they found it frozen over perfectly, they never figured out who it was.

I think this is true for the real world as well, but since the wizarding world is so much smaller it’s more evident to us.

Interesting take, would love to hear more on this.

I hope writing these out helped you feel better! 💖

☃️CHRISTMAS HP HEADCANON PARTY☃️

[jegulus4444]

Favorite jegulus headcannon? Hope you feel better ☺️

Thank you thank you.

I have so so many.

They are soulmates. Made f or each other.

I also read somewhere (but lost the post) that they are variants and it’s so true. Like James would have been like Reg if he grew up on the same shitty situation and viscera.

I love when Regulus falls first but James falls harder.

James only has eyes for Regulus. He is a jealous boyfriend bc he is afraid of loosing Regulus. Because in his eyes Reg is so perfect, everyone wants him and Reg could do so much better.

But Regulus only has eyes for the perfect JamesPotter. Regulus only loves a few things, and amongst them you can find James, Sirius, Pandora, Barty and Evan.

James is the first one to try to get the two friends group to be a huge one.

James ask him for marriage but Regulus was planning to ask first.

They love stargazing together.

They are crazy unhinged abut each other.

They both take care of each mental health.

They are both the most competitive, perfectionists, ambitious overachievers to ever exist.

They both love pranks bc they appreciate people being ingenious.

Regulus loves how kind and brave James is. And how he’ll help everyone and make everyone feel welcome. James is the funniest person Reg has ever met. James is proud of that.

James loves Regulus brain. He loves how smart he is. He loves how he protect his friends and help the hunger students. He also loves how talented he is at everything. Specially quidditch. He loves watching Regulus and his dad cooking a potion, and how kind Regulus is to his parents. He looooves him so so much. He also loves to see right through him through that angry gaze. He knows Regulus heart. He sees him.

Regulus loves looking right through James too. He notice him, when he is hiding behind a smile Regulus knows. He goes and hugs him and makes James talk about said “negative feeling” so he can too manage his emotions. Regulus is there for James when he has panic attacks over not being the perfect son or the perfect quidditch player. He loves watching James play. The determination he has on the field. It’s hot.

Regulus also love James body. Made by the god for sure. His favourite parts? Back, abs, shoulders and arse.

James favourite Regulus body parts? Waist. Waist. Waist. His legs, his abs and his arse. He also love his sharp jaw, his milky colour and his grey and blue eyes. The are perfect.

Regulus loves James glasses. His brown eyes and the freckles that cover his face. Oh and his shinny smile. As bright as the sun.

Also for me Regulus is gay and trans. (I see him as Timothee Chalamet or Finn Wolfhard)

James is pansexual and obsessed with Regulus Black. (Yeah that’s a sexuality.) ( I see him as Aaron T Johnson or Reiky de Valk)

Okay thanks for the question. It really distracted me from my sickness. Lots of love ❤️

[sommerregenjuniluft]

lune!!!

i was rereading ant pile yesterday and i’m acc losing it over them. i was wondering if you have any hc’s / story’s you couldn’t fit into the fic or j wanna share (i love them sm, they have a pintrest board all for themselves) <33

oh i do i do!! first of all that means so much royal im smooching you so hard

there’s already another b-side planned but i haven’t gotten around to writing it but basically it’s inspired by dom’s song Bodies (so basically about barty’s slut behavior and evan being a jealous capricorn) so one time when they’re having sex they kind of get on the topic for some reason and at some point barty randomly blurts that a few months/year back (previous to them figuring their shit out) he had the thought of just getting evan pregnant so that they could maybe try themselves at a relationship. like a twisted way of barty locking evan down to him with the measure of being his baby daddy…… which is. just so deranged T-T. evan sputters immediately and hits b real hard on the shoulder but also Blushes profusely so that’s how they figure out barty’s breeding kink and evan’s daddy kink but only in the way of barty being his baby daddy. (they’re so stupid)

and for general hcs (and something i plan on incorporating in another b-side possibly) is that at some age probably around the time rose started talking to evan about finding a summer job at 13/14 barty realizes that he’s in fact from a much wealthier upbringing (they’re not exactly Rich people but his dad is a fancy judge and all) and that he’s basically costing the rosiers a lot of money by having meals with them and living there half the time. he’s very sneaky about his plan to pay them back. at first it’s leaving change around all the time, coins and crumpled bills that rose just assumes must be evan’s so she puts them in his money jar in the kitchen. at like 15/16 the washing machine breaks and barty pays the guy bringing and installing it. rose thinks she flirted her way out of paying and has an incredible self confident boost from it too, acting all silly and haughty about how gorgeous must be to evade such a high bill with pretty privilege lmao. barty starts filling up evan’s gas tank randomly, always finding an excuse to be the one to by snacks. he goes grocery shopping with evan’s mom and insists on paying because she’s already doing the work of cooking and all (he can’t overdo that one tho or she will get suspicious). ofc evan figured it out at some point (timeline wise it’s after the first kiss in Ant Pile (from the second chapter) and after the b-side but before they get together) and he pins barty to the door of his room. demanding an explanation and that he stops because they don’t need pity money. barty simply replies that they’re his Family and that’s what they do, they take care of each other. it makes evan so warm and dizzy he actually kisses barty for it

some time early high school they both bleach each other’s hair and they totally ruin evan’s curl pattern with it completely frying his hair and also they both just look Yellow and then rose comes home takes one look and tells them to not move a single finger and turns back around to buy toner. when she comes back she helps them fix it and it actually does look pretty badass. once it’s past half grown out rose cuts evan’s hair all short again. he lets it grow from then on and it gets all big and curly again and barty is violently obsessed with it

[knockoff-conlon]

modern dorlene hcs!!

Marlene:

loud. always. she said it kept her brain at bay. she liked to yell and shout and draw attention to herself.

blonde hair that gets fucking everywhere. everywhere at all times. catches on things, too, like dorcas' rings.

really bright brown eyes.

fastest runner in her elementary school and high school. VERY fast.

tall. 6'2

smart but she doesn't apply herself as a way of rebellion against her family.

neglectful, abusive family that she runs away from when she's fifteen.

her phone background is actually a picture of her and remus, not her and dorcas

closest with remus out of anyone. lived with him when she ran away. they were extremely codependent and didn't have an boundaries. james and dorcas accepted that they were a package deal

90s grungey style. a lot of flannel, ripped clothing, leather, patches.

violent. it was an unfortunate habit from her family. she would get very angry very fast and it transferred to violence, though she tried to never hit her friends and she NEVER hit dorcas.

had a running bet with remus over who would get their braces off first when they were thirteen. (she lost but says she won)

lots of tattoos. one of those people who didn't really have meaning for said tattoos. she just likes the look.

tons of piercings- about eight or nine in each ear, eyebrow, tongue, septum, nose.

musical lover. hope lupin introduced her to all her favorite musicals.

has dorcas saved in her phone as 'side-ho #1'. dorcas knows and loves it.

swears a lot. the marauders, valkyries + dorcas made a swear jar to stop her swearing so much.

jewish convert, conservative jew.

got with dorcas when she was eighteen. once they did get together, they were very close and very in love.

touchy with remus and dorcas. not with anyone else.

designer fr tho. she makes her own clothes and makes her friends' clothes, too.

smokes + she has a lighter with a dumb design on it from remus.

steals remus' clothes 24/7.

looms over people menacingly.

very severe adhd. has a habit of being distracting as shit, forgetting to eat, a hatred for certain sounds and feelings, and hates overhead lighting.

candles. all the candles.

knows how to shoot a gun and often does go to a shooting range.

part spanish and french, speaks both languages.

dyslexic.

will eat anything someone puts in front of her. from nachos to fajitas to escargot- she'll eat it all.

really strong. can lift about 450

trust issues.

hockey player.

multiple concussions.

partially deaf due to repeated head trauma from said concussions and abuse from her parents.

Dorcas

she's tiny, literally 5'0 on the dot and so she makes evan and marlene get her things on tall shelves.

gets really anxious sometimes and bites her nails because of it. pandora does complicated nail art on her nails so she feels bad biting them.

flexible as shit.

very feminine, which makes people assume she's straight.

makes her own jewelry and creates a small business of it at her high school. she makes a small fortune off her earrings.

big on romance movies, cries at them. loves horror movies, too, doesn't flinch.

resting bitch face, 100%

lives in a trailer with her dad. mom ran away when she was, like, two months old.

can play bass.

eyes so dark they're almost black.

has a tattoo on her wrist for her dad. it says 'i love you' but in his handwriting.

marlene left her hockey jersey at dorcas' place one day and now dorcas wears it to sleep.

loves to take pictures, has a lot of really embarrassing, weird photos of her friends, family, and marlene.

really good at baking, can back anything. god awful at cooking.

plant mom

fairy lights everywhere in her room.

at one point sold weed to help with the money at her place. now she does it for some extra money.

HUGE activist. got into a lot of trouble at school for it but then barty would be louder and more violent about her getting in trouble and cause a riot.

cold, all the time, no matter what.

big reader, bonded with regulus, lily, and remus over it.

atheist number one but will go to shul with marlene if she asks, specifically the high holidays.

farmer's markets, vintage festivals, and art stores are where she spends all of her money.

loves to paint but there's not enough room in her trailer so she paints outside while her dad reads beside her.

pineapple pizza is one of her favorite foods.

barty, evan, and dorcas hang out together and dye their hair with each other. regulus and pandora do not participate and hang out together elsewhere.

is super, super close with her dad and she tells him everything.

steals barty's clothing because she likes his style and men's clothing is more comfortable.

draws on her converse and marlene's leather jacket.

worships minerva mcgonagall. the art teacher.

scared of flying.

gave herself a lot of her own piercings.

Dorlene:

they have 'design dates' where marlene sits and makes clothes, and dorcas works on her jewelry/works on new art.

nauseatingly affectionate sometimes.

that one picture with the girl straddling the other one and doing her makeup. that's them.

flat is always super loud- marlene playing music and them dancing, working on their university assignments and their work.

marlene spends a lot of nights at dorcas' trailer and becomes best friends with her dad because of it.

marlene does bring donuts or coffee for them all the time.

shit talk people but in sign language.

dorcas comforts marlene during nightmares and marlene comforts dorcas during anxiety attacks.

never explained they were dating to their friends, one day just kissed goodbye and everyone just went with it.

marlene picks her up and carries her places (the doctor, cause dorcas is scared of the doctor and refuses to go)

dorcas bakes marlene cookies and muffins when she's sick.

dorcas cheers marlene on at all her hockey games, even though she finds hockey dumb.

dorcas takes marlene to vintage stores and markets and marlene always ends up carrying whatever dorcas buys.

marlene takes dorcas to shul with her on the high holidays and makes snide commentary about the people at her shul. dorcas tries learning hebrew to at least be able to follow along. doesn't work super well but marlene appreciates it anyway.

take turns deciding what movie go watch together. marlene likes action/adventure and dorcas loves a dorky romance movie.

marlene takes dorcas to italy to visit marlene's older brother. make solid plans to move there one day/honeymoon there.

road trip together with them and their friends.

can definitely do the dirty dancing lift.

had picnics on the balcony at their flat all the time. marlene used her candles to make it more atmospheric and dorcas' plants also helped.

kinda broke until marlene's fashion and designs hit it big.

femme x butch, fr tho.

dorcas used petnames all the time. marlene always got flustered and dropped what she was holding.

marlene learned how to style dorcas' hair, how to do braids and stuff like that so she could do dorcas' hair.

very in love, cutest couple ever, and kind of losers with each other.

[allamericanb-tch]

art heist, baby! thoughts (1)

doing this for every fic i read apparently. did i read half of this in one sitting? yes. will i finish the rest of it tonight? also probably yes.

chapter 1

i am So Excited To Read This

james! ahhhh

remus! ahhhh

remus being a bowie fan in every AU 

james just being james 

wait is james going to steal art because he’s Broke ?! i’m here for it honestly

ooooh is it regulus

or sirius

brazil mention!

oh! money laundering!

IT IS REGULUS!! AHHH!!!

not james already falling for regulus you haven’t even MET the man you spoke on the phone BRIEFLY this is so james of james to do. james jameses like no other

chapter 2

remus 😭😭 i mean valid. james is being very. james. 

“You’re going to get murdered and wind up on some true-crime podcast” that’s the dream isn’t it

“and not because he didn’t know how to parallel park.” REAL does anyone actually know how to parallel park

is sirius the Other Man

james being In Love with regulus ALREADY still 

he got the job! was there ever any doubt

ahhh i wonder who’s on their “team”

EVAN!!!!!

barty mention!

james. dear sweet james. 

evan is so real. 

i’m sorry the old james can’t come to the phone right now. why? oh! cause he’s dead!

appreciation for these end notes

“Regulus: Do this art heist with me or I will kill you and not feel bad abt it at all

James: You're so lovely. So pretty. So beautiful.”

chapter 3

new hampshire ?! (🎶i’m mean because i grew up in new england🎶) (sincere apologies to the amount of times i break into song in my ‘[fanfic] thoughts’ things i genuinely cannot help myself i’m a stereotypical choir kid and a former theater kid)

no way james is just gonna abandon remus. he doesn’t have it in him.

ok remus (?)

GRANT MENTION!!!!!!

THE DRIVER IS NAMED KREACHER 😭

REMUS?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE this is hilarious

lily!!!!!!!! i would know that red hair anywhere

“James was panicking. Why was everyone so hot?” this is the best line that has ever and will ever be written

marlene!!!

james is so lovestruck (🎶got lovestruck went straight to my head got lovesick all over my bed🎶)

“Alright, so what have you two been in jail for,” i’m in love with you marlene mckinnon

remus and marlene 

PETER i lowkey forgot about peter

“James wasn’t sure what he thought of Regulus other than that he felt general splendour whenever they made eye contact.”

chapter 4

the summary: “James just stares at Regulus, like a lot. Like A LOT a lot.”

remus not being able to sleep on planes is so real

i love new england so much (i have never been) 

“No relationships were permitted among group members. Absolutely no sex either.” yeah there’s no way this rule will be broken. nope.

“Remus believed it to be a cardinal sin to write in the margins of books and kept a separate journal to document his thoughts while reading.” remus it’s okay to be wrong sometimes

THEYRE LEARNING AMERICAN ACCENTS 😭😭

“Remus was already teasing him mercilessly claiming he had the ‘hots for teacher’” i love remus

james being a little exhibitionist

james 😭😭

the art history is art historying

the jegulus is jegulusing

i was gonna stop here but the end notes say we get sirius in the next chapter so now i HAVE to read it

chapter 5

oh hanky panky in this chapter ?!

frank!!!

omg are they detectives ahhhh enemies to lovers wolfstar ?!

PANDORA!!!! 

wolfstar?! wolfstar.

ahhhhhhhhhh (!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

moony!

oh, remus.

peter being a helpful icon

chapter 6

everyone helping james pick an outfit for his ‘date’ ahhhh

“you do look nice” AHHHH

regulus likes oranges!!!!!!! he’s just like me fr

REGULUS BEING A CHILDHOOD DIRECTIONER HELP

james would like harry best

their favorite colors being red and green <3

of course regulus would like that painting

james: “i would steal that painting for you”

regulus just. forgetting he’s driving.

the jegulus is jegulusing

 chapter 7

“It’s not even cooking, you literally had to put the bread in the toaster and remember to pull it out,” Remus fumed again. 

“Your father should’ve remembered to pull it out.”

james being a teachers pet 

eeeee wolfstar 

they’re both david bowie fans AS THEY SHOULD BE

oh no 😟 

peter and james being lifesavers 

eeeee they’re throwing a party

“I want a nice house, a house with a family and enough money for that house to be on the tropical beach somewhere. I want enough money so that nothing will go wrong that can’t be fixed.” peter’s just like me fr

them bonding >>>

dorlene!

JAMES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

not james ratting everyone out to regulus

eeeeee jegulus

KISS GUYS COME ON

chapter 8

sirius!

sirius is down bad

i love fralice

sirius making The Joke will never not be funny

their date <3

pandora! 

REGULUS ?! what are you doing here babe

REGULUS STOLE SIRIUS’ FAVORITE PAINTING OMG

oooh they’re arguing

SIRIUS GOT SHOT?!

gasp

chapter 9

i like that the chapters are short

“nothing much, just 1.2 million” yeah regulus that’s nothing…

ooooh dorlene i love them

regulus just drowning the bathroom

the painting 

jegulus ❤️‍🩹

THEYRE HUGGING

“Oh, James thought. So this is what he was supposed to do. This is what his arms were made for, to hold Regulus Black for as long as he wanted. Until the last day. Until forever.”

a hug from james fleabag potter would solve all of my problems

chapter 10

barty calling everyone criminals and common whores

guns this is so america core 

“mary mary quite contrary” mention

i love barty and evan so much 

oh my god. did james make regulus orange muffins AHHHHH i love james so much omg 

ahhhh jegulus 

pinky promise ❤️‍🩹

ok i need to read another. i would not be surprised if i read this all in one sitting. 

chapter 11

sirius pov! 

their childhood ☹️

wolfstar ❤️‍🩹

not remus reading anna karenina 😭

😧

remus just. lying. to regulus

i love james. 

nooo he and sirius have to be sneaky now ☹️

oh no remus and james are fighting ☹️

ok they aren’t fighting anymore.

james potter, defender of love and lovers everywhere. 

chapter 12

another short chapter! i actually love short chapters so much

this fic is lowkey making me want to steal art

james and peter passing notes i love them

oh my 😭

chapter 13

will this be the chapter james and regulus kiss (pleaseeee)

ahhhhh their date

james can’t ride a bike 😭

minor spelling mistake 🤬

james and regulus bonding

ahhhh jegulus is jegulusing

LUCIUS?! boooo get outta here

the paddle

ahhh i’m nervous for the auction

ahhh regulus not moving his hand 

they’re flirting 

aghhhhh they need to kiss

chapter 14

wolfstar is so illicit affairs

ahhhhhhhh (!!!!!!!!!)

yeah sirius would have a motorcycle tattoo

chapter 15

HANKY PANKY IN THIS CHAPTER?! PLEASE LET IT BE JEGULUS OH MY GOD

guys my heart is beating omg

omg they’re painting each other that’s so cute 

brazil mention! i love brazil 

THEYRE KISSING!!!!!!!! 

oh. 

oh!!!

AHHHH!!!!!!!

giggling my feet so hard rn 

chapter 16

jegulus is JEGULUSING 

guys does this fic actually get sad or

because i’m almost halfway done and i have not felt one emotion other than HAPPINESS

regulus ☹️

oh no lily what’s happening

remus ?!

regulus being jealous of lily 😭 please sweetie lily is very obviously a lesbian and i love her and MARYLILY

regulus being a donna tartt lover

chapter 17

i’m getting nervous (hamilton ref ?!)

what is regulus yapping about

oh ?!

a coffee shop ?! the wolfstar coffee shop perchance ?!

so it seems

oh me oh my

oh ?!

WHAT 

oh. my. god. 

trojan horse ?!

ok yeah

guys i’m scared 

chapter 18

remus ?!

guys i’m scared 

ahh

evan 😭

nooooo why is this not only happiness anymore

regulus just being a hypocrite 

oh me oh my

the lack of question marks in this dialogue is absolutely heinous but i’m willing to look past it because this fic is so good

marlene 😭😭

“Then, the sun peaked above the horizon and the tea went cold and Regulus was alone.” ☹️☹️

i can’t do this anymore i need a break and it isn’t even getting BAD yet

[livelaughlovetoread]

Peter's chapter is now out and you can read it!

Below the cut is the context of the spoilers that were posted!

1. Happy Family Holiday. I don't share any of the other characters on holiday, and that was on purpose as it did not add to their stories. James and Sirius absolutely went on Holidays with their family. Remus, on the other hand, had enough excitement at home that the family did not have the money or the time to go to other places.

For Peter, I wanted to show that he was in a happy healthy family, that had quality time. Peter was not born evil and he had a very boring net-happy childhood.

The holiday also furthers the subplot of Peter's mum not liking Muggles - she is nowhere close to that of Sirius' family. She fears what she does not know - as she has not interacted (and refuses to) interact with Muggles. However, there is also her duplicity in liking Muggle things like cooking by hand and kitting without magic. She will take Peter to a Muggle restaurant with her husband but is weary about it the whole time. She is an ignorant woman - and this will impact the story.

It was also important to me that Peter have his father in his life. Yes, his dad travels (like Sirius and Barty's), but his dad is there when he is home. I did this as I don't think Peter should get any sympathy for his life - he grew up in a stable and loved home. He was not making the wrong choices because he was mistreated at home, or from a broken family, or grieving the loss of his dad. No, Peter had it all.

2. Dyslexia. Why give Peter a disability? Well, Peter is written in the books very interestingly - he was an Anamagus, but not thought to be bright by his professors - he brewed a potion for Voldemort, but was not looked at highly by the death eaters as skilled - he did not note a fighter in the order, but still played an important role.

To me this screams that someone has potential, but something is holding them back - could it be his nerves? Sure, absolute, but I think it was more than that - I also think that if it was nerves James and the rest of the boys wouldn't been as chummy - Peter had something to give to the group, but struggled. And I think it made science for it to be Dyslexia as he would be able to learn and do things - but struggle with writing, reading, and remembering what he read. If it was covered in class he would be fine (as long as he was paying attention). This is the side of him the boys knew, and not many others - it's why they knew Peter could do the Fidelis charm magic, why he became an animagus, and why he was able to brew that potion - Peter is smart - he just struggles with showing it.

Yes James gets frustrated with Peter at OWLS with

'How thick are you, Wormtail?' said James impatiently.

But that could also be due to how much time James and the lot of them spent studying - and helping Peter.

3. Dinner. I think those that are good a potions are good at cooking. Idk it's just something you will see - but I think it does make some sense. I knew Peter would be good at potions, so then he was good at cooking. It's also helped with how his mother would homeschool him as he would not have gotten schooling the same way the others did. I picture Peter having a much more lax homeschooling time than Remus.

4. Peter's Mother + Cooking. Peter is a mama's boy. He loves her and she is very important to him.

I should have put a picture of the toad - however - Peter's allergy and his toad were a last-minute addition - but have created a nice subplot I hope you all will like.

Spoilers Without Context

ALITS Chapter 4 - Peter Pettigrew

Chapter Four of A Light In The Shadows is about Peter Pettigrew and will be posted on December 20th!

You can read about James Potter’s, Sirius Black’s, and Remus Lupin's first eleven years now!

Let me know in the replies what you think is going to happen to Peter!

[luizd3ad]

Happy Birthday? | Poly!Moonwaterkiller x Fem!Reader

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Pairing: Remus Lupin x Regulus Black x Barty Crouch Jr x F!Reader WC: 3,163 CW: swearing, teasing type of relationship, mostly fluff, slight angst at the end, slight talks of Regulus’s childhood, no use of Y/N Author's Note: This ship is inspired by @ellecdc please send her love. She's so talented and is just straight up amazing. Also I'm still new to writing so I hope you like it and I'm sorry if it's not good/doesn't make sense.

Summary: It’s regulus birthday so you, Remus and Barty want to make it special but sometimes things don’t go as planned.

I made this ig mood board inspired by the guy idk ive never made one before

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“Bartemius Crouch junior! I swear to all that is holy in this world! If you stick your grubby hands in the frosting one more bloody time!”

“Oh come on Lupin! You can’t blame me, it's just so fucking good!"

Barty yelled, waving his hands around trying to defend himself.

You couldn't help but laugh at hearing two of your boyfriends’ bicker while you put the chicken you just got done seasoning into the oven to cook. 

Admittedly it was quite entertaining and it helped distract you a bit from stressing over the cooking that still needed to be done and the small decorations that needed to be put up for today.

It was Regulus's birthday, so you and Remus had gotten Sirius to take Regulus out for the day so you and your partners could try and surprise him with a birthday dinner for just the four of you. 

You couldn't help but stress seeing as he should be home sooner than later at this point, and you wanted everything to be as perfect as possible since Regulus wasn't completely comfortable with celebrating his birthday still. 

He didn't find the idea of a party and things of that nature to be fun, he found it more stressful and anxiety inducing than anything. (due to his childhood)

So the three of you have always tried to do a little something to make it special for him and to show Regulus that you all love him but never anything too much as to avoid overwhelming or making him uncomfortable. 

“Barty, my love, how about you go and set up the ‘Happy Birthday’ banner?”

“Anything for you angel.”

Barty says with a look that he reserved for only you. 

It was love sick looks. The kind of look that could show the receiver every emotion the other person was feeling. It showed that you were loved by that person with their whole heart. The type of look that had both parties feeling vulnerable in the best way possible.

Even before you all had started dating, when you all were just friends in your earlier years at Hogwarts, he had always looked at you as if you hung the moon and all the stars in the sky. 

He'd look at you as if you were the only good thing left in this world, and to him you were one of the only good things left in this world.

You and two other people that he held closer to his heart than he'd probably be willing to admit most days. 

Though that didn’t mean Barty didn't love Remus and Regulus.

It also didn't mean it was a secret of how much Barty loved Remus and Regulus. In fact he loved them with all his heart. He expressed how much he loved them somewhat often in his own ways.

Especially since he could be known for his flair of the dramatics at times, he had expressed many times that he loved the three of you more than anything. 

Not that anyone could deny, or question it. More like no one would dare to deny or question it. 

Barty has expressed many times how he'd burn down cities, commit unspeakable acts and take on any unforgivable in a heartbeat for Regulus and Remus.

The love Barty held for them two was the kind of love that was teasing and could be chaotic in the best way. 

The type of love that could only be described as a ‘I can pick on them but you can't pick on them because they're mine’ in the most loving way Barty could possibly manage. And may the gods help any poor soul that ever tried to mess with someone who he deemed as his. 

But the love he had for you was a softer kind of love, it was sweet. The kind of love full of things like love sick looks, soft touches, sweet kisses and even sweeter words.

Along with the promises of burning down cities, committing unspeakable acts and taking on unforgivables’, who would expect anything less from Barty?  But I digress.

“Yes please, piss off for fucks sake.”

Remus says in an exasperated tone waving Barty away. Barty then gasps dramatically and clenches his shirt as if he was clutching his ‘pearls’. 

“You don't mean that, Remmy.” Barty all but whined. 

“Plus you couldnt get rid of me even if you wanted to.”

Barty states sending a smirk and wink at Remus, which Remus just responds with by rolling his eyes and hitting Barty with a dish towel playfully to distract Barty from the light blush that's undoubtedly spread across Remus’s face, as to avoid being teased further by him.

“Barty’s right Rem. Even if we wanted to, we're stuck with him, unfortunately.”

You say with a sarcastic little sigh while trying to suppress a smile that threatened to form due to the two men playful arguing. 

Barty then gasps dramatically once more and puts his hand over his heart as if you just stabbed him in the heart as Remus snicker at Bartys reaction and to your comment. 

“Not you as well, angel. You should know that words hurt. You've wounded me, you've basically killed me.”

Barty then pretends to sob as you and Remus shake your heads with smiles on your faces due to his behavior.

“Gods you’ve been spending way too much damn time around Sirius.”

Remus says while rubbing his hands over his face trying to hide his smile. You chuckle and walk up to Barty and give him a hug giving him your best ‘I'm sorry’ look. 

“I’m sorry Barty, I just couldn't help it. Remus has influenced me far too much.. Blame him.”

You say in fake sincerity with a small nod as you hear Remus huff at your comment.

Barty lets out a chuckle and hugs you back with a smile on his face looking down at you as he holds you. 

“It's okay angel, I could never stay upset at you. Lupin on the other hand..”

Barty drags out the end of his sentence with a small smirk on his face as Remus scoffs dramatically at his lovers’ statements.

“Really love? It's my fault is it?”

Remus says with his head tilted to the side and eyebrow raised, as if daring you to continue saying that he should be the one to blame for your ‘cruel’ comment to Barty. 

“Actually Lupin,  I think it is your fault.” Barty stated apparently agreeing with you.

“And what has brought you to that conclusion Junior?” 

Remus says as he walks toward the both of you with a small smirk on his face.

“My angel was just that, an angel. That was until you lot got your Gryffindor hands all over her.”

Barty says with a small shrug, feeling as if his point was valid and made sense. You supposed for Barty it did.

“Is that a fact?” Remus asked while getting closer to you and Barty.

“Yeah, Lupin it is actually.”  Barty says, giving Remus a somewhat challenging look.

“You don't seem to complain when I have my Gryffindor hands all over you, Junior.” 

Remus then winks at a now blushing and flustered Barty. You then cover your mouth trying to hide your own blush while also trying to suppress a giggle.

Barty tries to say some kind of come back and it  just results in him stuttering.

“W-well I- Goddamnit! That’s not fair Lupin!”

“All's fair in love and war Junior.”

Remus says sending another wink at Barty and smirking at you while Barty stares at him with wide eyes in complete silence.

He had managed to make Barty Crouch Jr speechless.

That was actually one of the many things that Remus was good at, especially at the beginning when everything was still new and more unexpected. 

When the four of you were in that space where you weren't officially dating but it was clear to you and everyone who'd been around your little group that you four had very strong feelings for each other.

It had taken Remus no time at all to get comfortable with having at least one of you flustered almost all the time, usually to the point of stuttering or speechlessness. 

He loved seeing you three like that.

Especially Barty.

Barty wasn't someone you could easily make blush let alone actually fluster, especially with just words so whenever Remus would manage to make Barty speechless he felt like he won a reward. 

Barty would never admit it but it was clear as day that Remus was good at making him a flustered stuttering mess. 

And Barty hated it.

“Now love. I believe someone owes someone an apology for trying to place blame.”

Remus says, walking up to you now at arms length and giving you a pointed look now waiting for an apology. 

While Barty mutters a ‘fucking hell’ under his breath and runs his hand through his hair as he walks towards the kitchen counter still mumbling quietly to himself.

“I'm sorry moony. Truly. Do you forgive me?” You say somewhat sincerely knowing Remus doesn't really care all that much. 

“I could never stay mad at you, love.”

Remus says with a small smile he then cups your cheek and gives you a kiss on your forehead, you lean into Remus's kiss taking in the moment and enjoying the affection from your boyfriend.

When suddenly you and Remus feel a cold, grainy substance rain down on you, which you both quickly realize is flour once the shock wore off.

You then hear a familiar giggle, and turn to see none other than a proud looking Barty standing now several feet away, covered in white powder himself. He just stands there proud of himself as if he didn't just cover you both in flour.

As you stare at him wide eyed and mouth a gasp, he just gives you a cheeky little smile.

“You did not just do that Junior.”

“Oh but I think I did, Remmy. That's what you get for teasing and being mean to me.”

Barty then sends a little wink to you and a somewhat apologetic smile.

“Sorry angel. Collateral damage, you understand.”

Barty says with a small shrug and a tone that makes it seem like it's the most reasonable thing that he has ever done.

You simply nod with the most convincing smile you could possibly muster in that moment.

“Of course my love. I understand.”

You say walking near Barty and grabbing a bowl that's filled with whipped cream that you had made earlier. You then walk closer to Barty and with a smile on your face.

“And you'll understand when I do this.”

You say while grabbing a handful of whipped cream and throwing it at Barty just for him to duck in time ending with the cream hitting Remus in the face. You gasp and cover your mouth trying not to laugh as Barty busts out laughing.

“Oh shit Rem! I'm so sorry.”

You say trying hard and failing to suppress your laughter, while Remus wipes his eyes off with his hands.

“It's okay love. All’s forgiven. Just come and give me a kiss.”

“Ummm I would love to, honestly I would… After you clean your face, that is…”

You back away from a now smiling remus while he opens his arms for you and starts walking closer to you. 

“No, now would be fine for me.”

Remus proceeds to walk closer to you as you start to back away towards Barty who's starting to calm down from his laughter.

“Why not kiss Barty?! This is all because of him anyway!”

Barty then gasps.

“Angel! I can't believe you'd throw me under the bus like that… Is it bad that I liked it?”

Barty asks the last part more to himself than to anyone else. He was so caught up in his thoughts for a second that he didn't notice you now using him as a human shield, that was until he felt a clump of whipping cream on his head and looked to see a smirking Remus. 

“Oh. This means war.”

All of a sudden it was every person for themselves. The kitchen was now a war zone. Flour, whipped cream, sugar, powdered sugar, fruits and berries were being thrown all over the place. It was pure chaos. 

The Three you were making a mess out of the kitchen and even bigger messes of yourselves.

Next thing you, you’ve been thrown over Remus’s shoulder while Barty is chasing Remus around the kitchen. 

There’s so much going on, so much laughing and screaming that no one heard the door open. Which meant no one heard Regulus make his way to the kitchen, and so no one noticed him standing in the doorway till you heard him speak.

“I leave you alone for a few hours and suddenly the kitchen explodes?”

Regulus in all his stoic glory just stood there not even looking a little surprised.

All three of you stopped running around, suddenly feeling like kids who got caught with their hands in the cookie jar. Then all three of you look at eachother then at Regulus.

“Happy Birthday?” You, Remus and Barty said accidentally making it sound more like a question than in an enthusiastic way.

Regulus just points at the oven says.

“The ovens smoking.”

“Oh shit! The chicken!”

You yell as Remus puts you down and he rushes to the oven to take out the now burnt chicken as smoke fills the kitchen.

“Sooo… Chinese?” Said a very uncertain Barty  

After opening some windows, having the Chinese food delivered, a few showers and quite a few cleaning spells the four of you ended up on the couch with a movie on not many words being exchanged.

After the movie was finished and the food had all been mostly finished Remus had brought out the cake that he managed to finish decorating while waiting for the food to arrive.

The three of you had sung (or in Bartys case basically screamed) Happy birthday to Regulus while he sat there with a ghost of a smile on his face. After another hour or so the four of you found yourselves in your shared bed.

You couldn't help but feel guilty since Regulus hadn't really expressed any emotion which wasn’t necessarily not normal about his birthday. You felt like maybe you had upset him in some way, maybe you over stepped or maybe he was irritated due to the mess you Remus and Barty made. 

You were spiraling. 

Till you heard a whisper.

“Thank you..” 

It was quiet for a few seconds, you supposed no one really knew what to say.

“For what Black? I feel like we kinda ruined your birthday.” Said a almost half asleep Barty

“It wasn't ruined Junior! It just didn't go.. as planned..'' defend Remus who laid on the other side of you. 

You and Regulus laid in the middle of Barty and Remus.

“Would the two of you stop bickering for just a moment please?” You say with a small shake of your head and a small chuckle. 

The next second there's a small choir of ‘Sorry angel’ and ‘Sorry love’.

“What are you thanking us for, Reggie?” 

You say pushing some of his black curly hair behind his ear looking at him softly, though he probably couldn't tell since it was dark in the room.

The only light coming through the window from the half moon.

“For today.. I know it didn't go how any of you planned or would have wanted it to go, but still. It was nice. I spent most of the day with my brother though he can be insufferable, loud and dramatic most of the time, it was still nice. And then to come home to the three people who mean everything to me laughing and having fun... That was the best part. I know I'm not the easiest when it comes to celebrating my birthday but, your three and Sirius have been the only people who have ever actually cared for my birthday. You've never treated it like how my parents did. Never used it as an excuse to have a big party full of people I didn't know or care about just so it seemed like we were better then them or make it seem like we were the perfect family, even though it was evident that we weren't. You've always made it about me and always respected what I'm comfortable with and well I appreciate that. So.. Thank you.. I love you.. All three of you..”

“We love you too Reg.” You say quietly, giving Regulus a soft kiss.

“Awwww did Regulus Black just say he loves me.” Barty practically squealed.

Barty then pulls Regulus into him so Regulus’s back is to Barty's front and then proceeds to messily kiss Regulus all over the side of his face while Regulus tries and fails to get away from him.

Remus then starts to laugh harder than you had seen in a while, almost falling off the bed as he hears the bickering between the two (mostly on Regulus' part) and sees the shadows of a struggling Regulus and a very determined Barty. 

You can't help but start to laugh almost as hard as Remus as you try and get the words out to have Barty let go of poor Regulus.

The night continues for only a few more moments it's filled with more laughing and eventually sleepy good night kisses and I love yous.

To say the four of you had an interesting relationship would be an understatement. It could be messy and chaotic, it could be a fucking headache sometimes. 

But there was love. There was always love. 

There were mornings where the four of you would wake up and just lay in bed happier than any of you thought you could ever be.

There were tender kisses and loving touches.

Dreams and promisses of the future.

There were smiles and laughing fits that would fuel you for the days when you felt like you couldn't even get out of bed.

Admittedly, it was a lot most of the time. 

There were screaming matches and arguing at its worst times but at its best times it was you and three people that you couldn't see your life without. Three people that made life easier most of the time. People who could make you laugh till you cried and that would hold you while you cried and fall apart.

This was a life that none of you ever thought you'd have the opportunity to have, and ever so often one of you would feel like you didn't deserve the life you had.

This was the kind of life that probably wouldn’t exist for you guys in different universes. But here, in this universe? This is the life you have and you wouldn't trade it for the world.

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[whataloadofqueers]

underrated marauders era friendships i think about way too often :

dorcas & remus : coffee at 3am, discussing the weirdest theories for hours, exchanging books, trying to best each other grades, the only ones in the group who kept astrology

peter & mary : pottery, baking together, herbology partners, bets on their friends' relationships, talking about their crushes, gossip

james & marlene : breakfast together because they're up early, endless discussions about quidditch strategies, push up contests, knowing how to cheer up the other every time

remus & peter : playing chess instead of studying, pulling pranks on james and sirius, shared secret chocolate stash, getting high with hufflepuffs near the greenhouses

lily & mary : muggle magazines and boys bands, sharing every clothes in their closets, unstoppable laughing, makeup and hair advice, each other first kiss

sirius & frank : frank acting like sirius' big brother, gossiping about teachers, quidditch advice, keeping each other's anxiety in check, back claps and ruffling sirius' hair

alice & lily : leading a study group to help you get students, healing lessons with poppy pomfresh, summers spent together because they live in the same town, dated for a while

james & peter : childhood best friends, watching muggle horror movies, stupid dares at any given time, were schooled together before hogwarts, cooking each other comfort foods

lily & sirius : bonding over fucked up siblings relationships, listening to abba and queen, coming out to each other and understanding they're not alone or broken, complaining about james and remus, eyeliner

dorcas & pandora : researching rowena ravenclaw's story in the library, making everyone astrology charts, tasting the weird potion they just made, trying to invent a new spell, lavender essential oil

regulus & barty : talking shit about everyone, consoling each other after getting letters from their parents, going to the library in hogsmeade, skipping history of magic for no reason, so much mutual pinning

regulus & pandora : ennemies to friends, reluctant friendship from regulus, utter enthusiasm from pandora, walks around the lake, giving each other little gifts for no specific reason, love/hate relationship with their parents, crystals

sirius & marlene : faking fights for fun, gay exes, saving each other a dance at balls, sharing a leather jacket, red nail polish, relationship advice, staring contests, stealing food from the kitchen

remus & james : "go to bed" "you're not my mom james", remus being james' number one fan during quidditch matches, fighting for the first place in transfiguration class, talking about the future

regulus & remus : studying in silence, keeping their friendship a secret, talking about sirius, lots and lots of tea, fake death stares when other people are around, comfortable silence

lily & remus : falling asleep in the common room, partners in every class they share, conversations without even saying a word, annotating each other books, falling asleep on each other shoulder

gideon & fabian : class clowns, running in corridors, secret handshake, besties with the house elves, having tea with hagrid, the only ones who dare talk to the bloody baron

james & sirius : invented a secret language, late night secrets, sharing a bed, fighting for the last dessert, end up sharing it, the kind of complicity that makes everyone else feel left out, the two way mirrors

peter & marlene : secret quidditch training sessions so peter could get on the team, history nerds, dad jokes, spending all their money in zonko, share a crush on mrs rosmerta

sirius & regulus : making faces across the diner table, playing hide and seek in grimauld place, sleeping in the same bed after a nightmare, reading to each other in the big big library, meaningful looks during family parties

marlene & remus : pushing each other to make the first move with their respective crushes, motivational speech in the morning, "you're staring at her" "omg shut up lupin", the mean friends but never on purpose, sarcastic af

[halfblood-princes-crown]

If Snape was in a relationship with any of the following assuming they were available or willing, how would it go from 1 (murder) to 10 (squealing happiness). I ask bc I literally can’t picture Snape with anyone but you seem to be the expert in Snape matters.

Molly Weasley

Narcissa Malfoy

Gilderoy Lockhart

Barty Crouch Jr

Nymphadora Tonks

Fleur Delacour

Igor Karkaroff

Lucius Malfoy

Bellatrix Lestrange

Sybil Trelawney

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

Rita Skeeter

Dolores Umbridge

Hi Anon!! Im extremely flattered that you consider me an expert in Snape matters😭 I love you for that💚. Ok let’s see, I’m going to try to stick to what we see in canon (if I stray off canon don’t be surprised💀):

Molly: I feel like this would be a very stable and domestic relationship. Snape would definitely feel support in this relationship and he’d feel like he could finally relax. They’d garden together, cook together, have tea times and gossip together. Molly is very motherly (Assuming this is after her and Arthur separate, she has a bunch of children, so this makes sense) and Snape never had that type of care in his life, so it would be a very nurturing environment. When it comes to her kids, I feel like it would be a bit strenuous on his part but he’d definitely help take care of them as if they were his!

Narcissa: I ship this actually! I always thought this relationship would be very stressful because of all of the DE stuff. Cissa isn’t an OFFICIAL DE but she does have something to do with it. They’re both under pressure and ofc that can cause strain on relationships, but I have a feeling they’d ride it out. They’ve known each other for what feels like forever and they’ve been with each other through a lot. Their situation won’t get in the way of their love, not if they can help it.

Lockhart: 💀💀💀! This is one of those relationships where a borderline insane person starts dating an idiot and they slowly start losing brain cells🤣! Snape would absolutely wanna choke the life out of Lockhart but at the end of the day, he’d care about that idiot, whether he likes it or not. I personally don’t feel like they’d last considering Lockhart isn’t the bravest soul and Snape has a pretty dangerous lifestyle. The minute things go sideways he’d panic and run, and Snape would definitely see it coming. I think this relationship is one of those “it won’t be forever but at least we had a little time together” relationships.

Barty Crouch Jr: Lord have mercy…chaos. I don’t think that would be a long term thing…they have two VERY different set of morals and Snape would get very overwhelmed in this relationship. Snape is already ashamed of the fact that he was a DE in the first place…the things he has to do…the things he has to witness…I can’t imagine him being with someone who enjoys it that much. I think this would probably be a strictly physical relationship, I don’t see emotions being involved.

Tonks: This would definitely be a comfortable and stable relationship! Tonks would make sure he’s as happy as possible. Severus would feel so loved and so happy, because Dora would DEFINITELY get him to do things out of his comfort zone in attempt to broaden his horizon! He’d discover new interests and feel free to do things he either never thought about or always wanted to do. She’s his breath of fresh air!

Fleur: This is a hard one, I admit I never really paid that much attention to Fleur. She had a lot of similar traits to Severus: She was very blunt and always spoke her mind which means she came off as snobby and rude. But she was also a bit arrogant and conceited, which would irk him just a bit, but they don’t exceed their similarities. Severus would thoroughly enjoy being with some who has similar aspects to him in attitude because it means he can be himself. Just like Severus, Fleur wasn’t really LIKED…just tolerated, so he’d definitely be able to relate to her which is extremely important to him. He’s never felt as though he fit in anywhere so it would be blissful to feel that familiarity in his partner. In the books, it’s very noticeable that Fleur has a lot of love for people close to her despite her “rude” demeanor. This is a trait she also shares with Severus. He’d know that she had his back no matter what and he’d be determined to do whatever it took to let her know he has hers as well.

Karkaroff: YES!! I LOVE this ship so much! As much as I want to paint this out to be what I want, I’m gonna go off of how he’s perceived in the books, which means this relationship isn’t all cutesy and angsty. They have zilch in common besides being DEs. Karkaroff was immoral, irresponsible and quite cowardly. Snape would find these traits to be an added on headache for him and that’s the last thing he needs. Similar to Lockhart, Karkaroff isn’t the bravest soul. He fled the moment he got whiff that the Dark Lord was back. That means the relationship is unstable. That’s a no no. Snape needs stability in his life, but he also needs loyalty. Karkaroff has already proven that he’d play on whatever side that meant he’d benefit in some way, and if that means betraying Severus then who’s to say he wouldn’t do it? Severus is a double spy, the last thing he needs is betrayal. This relationship would probably be physical with very faint emotions attached. They have two very different thought processes and neither of them would be completely happy in an actual relationship together.

Lucius: MY OTP😫! I’m gonna be as non biased as possible when I say this…they’d be husbands. Boyfriends be damned, they are married. Lucius was one of the first people in his house to befriend him and from there a beautiful friendship formed. It’s very angsty because I think Lucius definitely groomed Severus into joining the DEs, but he also grew to care about him. Lucius knows more about Severus than anyone else so they already have that domestic vibe going on. They’re comfortable with each other and they’ve been together through it all. Lucius has always went out of his way to brighten up Snapes day or just show him a little appreciation. Severus knows how Lucius is: The snobby “I’m better than you” appearance he tries to keep up, the cold demeanor he has around others…but Sev knows better than that. Behind closed doors, while Lucius still is a very confident man, he’s not as stable as he makes himself out to be. All this DE stuff and Voldemort makes him an emotional wreck (even though he hides it pretty well) which means he’s just as in need of stability as Severus. They’ve always found that in each other so it was only a matter of time before feelings grew and became mutual. They’d do anything for each other and I feel like they’d be the one to snap each other out of the dark state they’re in mentally. Just like with Cissa, it’ll take A LOT to come in between the love they have.

Bellatrix: Oof…again, chaos💀. I don’t see them being together at all…it’s similar to Barty, they have two very different personalities and mindsets and they just wouldn’t be compatible in the way Severus would need. 1) Bella is obsessed with Voldemort. Snape would find that ‘beyond the point of return’ annoying…there’s no loyalty to him because she’s hopelessly devoted to her lord and savior Tom Riddle. 2) She seemed to irritate him🤣 I don’t think he’d get into a relationship with someone he didn’t like to be around. Bella is literally so unstable and she doesn’t seem to really CARE about anything. If they DID have a relationship, it’s STRICTLY physical.

Trelawney: Uuummmm…I have no clue😭. I feel like they’d have a relationship similar to him and Tonks, just weirder💀. She’d probably give him a headache from time to time but the love would be there, so it’s all good.

Remus: I’m going to be honest with you, this is tough for me because I hate all of the Marauders and I’d be biased and say “they’d never be together, next caller” but I’m not going to do that. You deserve an unbiased answer: Very domestic relationship. I feel like it would take a while for Severus to get over their past (which means a lot of angst) but once he does, he’ll start noticing the things they have in common. Both are intelligent, introverted, both loved the Dark Arts, both taught DADA, both are flawed, both suffered with loss, both are half-bloods, and both wanted to fit in. Remus is kind (it hurt to say that), patient, and would definitely be far more tolerant of Severus’ attitude and personality, especially knowing he had a hand in why he acts like that in the first place. Remus is a bit cowardly but I feel like it wouldn’t get in the way of the relationship too much. The relationship would no doubt be built off of new found trust and respect for one another, so it would definitely grow to be a stable relationship, especially after the war ends (let’s pretend they both survive😀) and they both settle down.

Sirius: Goody, another Marauder🙄/j. This relationship is angst beyond repair. I feel like this relationship is built around “my dick is bigger than yours” energy, which means it’s just a constant fight for dominance (whether that’s ‘I’m better than you’ domination or sexual domination 👁). I really can’t see there being any TRUE feelings in this relationship, and that’s not me being biased, I honestly don’t see it. Sirius put Severus through a lot and caused him a lot of trauma and I don’t see Severus forgetting that. There is a possibility that the feelings would grow to be one-sided and Sirius genuinely falls for him, but mutual feelings are out the window in my opinion. If they did have a relationship, Sev would keep it physical.

Rita Skeeter: Gossip couple…literally that’s it💀. But seriously, I don’t think they’d be in a relationship. If they did have something physical then it would probably be due to alcohol and boredom, but I don’t see any romance in it.

Umbitch: He would choke her with his bare hands.

I hope my answers didn’t disappoint😭 I’ve been working on answering this since you sent it…lots of thoughts went into this💀

Thank you for the ask!!💚

[otrtbs]

here is my little head canon’s for the characters in art heist baby! to distract me from the upcoming MCD’s. I hope you enjoy!

James: wanted to be an astronaut when he was younger because he saw a photograph of one. will always drink/eat whatever he was given, even if it was gross because he didn’t want to be rude. fell in love once during school for a boy who would never love him the same way.

Regulus: has a peanut allergy but will take that to the grave. kept all the photos sirius took and he takes them out occasionally and cries to himself. loves cats. he always wished his parents taught him to paint rather than steal art.

Sirius: i feel like he would really like dinosaurs as a kid and even now he’d read about them. loves toast. I can’t explain it. but he loves toast. has a seafood allergy but still loves seafood. loves the colour red.

Remus: always wore his dad’s jumpers as a kid because as a baby they’d use them for his blankets and he didn’t want to use anything else. wants to get a University education because that’s what he strives for and to also save up to give his parents a better life. loves the colour brown and disagrees with anyone who says it’s boring.

Lily: loves apples and making things with apples. wanted to be an artist because it was the one thing Petunia didn’t like doing and Lily knew that Petunia wouldn’t try to upstage her. loves dresses and overalls!! loves the beach but only the ones in France and Italy where the shore is rocks instead of sand!

Mary: grew up in a big family so painting was her way to escape from the noise. she always gave her paintings away as gifts because that was her love language. whenever she visits home, she always cooks with her mum. that’s probably the one thing that she will miss.

Marlene: didn’t grow up in a great neighbourhood which is why she was so good at slight of hand and why she had a passion to steal things. though she still wanted to make it out of that town. never thought she’d love anyone before Dorcas. loves honey on bread. loves honey so much she named her pet rabbit honey. always loved braiding her hair and just others in general.

Dorcas: grew up with no siblings which is why she loves this group so damn much. wanted to go into fashion before she took a computer class in school and fell in love with computers and hacking. though she still practices fashion now. always wears gold jewellery because that’s what her mother wore and she loves her mum.

Peter: mumma’s boy, but in a good way. he has no issues with his dad, but he just gravitates to his mum. his best friend broke their arm while they were playing and Peter didn’t like the fact that he couldn’t help. which is why he went into medicine so he could help. has a little sister who he loves more than words could say. his sister and mum are the two people he’ll miss most in the world

Barty: he only likes being called Bartemius by Evan and Regulus because those are the two people he loves most. was a mumma’s boy but only because his dad didn’t like him. he’d always love his mum. Evan is the first and only boy he’ll fall in love with. loves the colour green, but only dark green. loves coffee over tea but will only drink tea if Evan makes it

Evan: grew up with just him and his mum so he was a little lonely as a kid. Barty was his first friend because he didn’t seem hyper and loud like the other kids were. really liked doing math as a subject. even now he’s super good at maths. loves bananas. loves his mum’s cooking.

this,,, all of this is so sweet and so cute I am tearing UP

regulus wanting to paint instead of steal 😭😭 Lily loving apples >>> YEAH YEAH

this is so so lovely and sweet ahhh <33333 I enjoyed this so much!! and I will be reading it 19371 times over <33