#help I’m so lost 😭

[your-unfriendlyghost]

So I’ve been working on a group project at school with this group of three girls. (They’re like already an established friend group, I just joined because my friends wanted to do I project about video games and honestly I’m a video game hater) Now that’s all fine and whatever- I have a lotta friends who are girls so I figured there was nothing too different here. But istg these girls keep telling me stuff that “girls do/like” that I have never heard of?? I’d wonder if they’re fucking with me, except that they’re so earnest about it that it doesn’t seem like a joke 😭

For example, they told me a bit ago that “You boys don’t understand how much scent matters when it comes to girls liking you.” And at first that made sense- I mean yeah duh hygiene is important. Showering is important too. Fine. But when I said that, they all shook their heads.

“No,” one of them clarified matter-of-factly, “we mean like base scents. Your natural scent.”

So I was confused, obviously, because I have never heard of this??

Apparently what they meant was that everyone’s got a distinct scent, and that -allegedly- girls can tell what it is. I was still confused. Like ik about natural body scent and whatever but I didn’t think it smelled like anything in particular except for like…sweat, yk? But no, apparently it’s very complex and well-known and “You don’t get it because you’re a man. See look, Lyn smells like mango and fruit. This is an example of a ‘heavier’ scent. People with heavier scents tend to be attracted to people with heavier scents too. Smell her wrist.”

It smelled like wrist. I am so confused.

“Now Casper, you smell like cinnamon and warm spices. That’s pretty good. You should use spicy and woodsy-smelling colognes so that it combines well.”

I smelled my wrist- it smelled like wrist, not cinnamon. And “combines well” ?? Huh?? Genuinely, is this like a thing people actually notice that I just…haven’t heard of?? I really doubt they’re bullshitting it because they went really in depth and seem to really believe it- are they just living in a parallel universe where that’s common knowledge??

I mean this is just one of many similar instances. Some others include “Girls like guys who have long hair and think all guys with short hair are ugly. Not you tho Casper because you have wavy short hair and that’s different!” and “Girls don’t feel pain as strongly as guys do, which is the biological tradeoff for not building muscle as fast” and “Men know they have problems but don’t fix them. Women usually don’t know when they have problems, but when they do, they try to fix them.” To most of these I’ve said some variation of “What?” or “huh?” or “I’m pretty sure that’s just y’all specifically,” but they usually say it’s true and like. Well-known?! Idk I think they’re gaslighting me and/or maybe themselves?? Or am I just really unaware or something??

[hanafubukki]

The fires keeps spreading….please stop spreading 😭😭 winds please stop already 🙏🙏

Being surrounded by fires 😭😔 its getting me stressed and very concerned.

I’m going to stress reblog, if I’m more quiet today…that’s why.

Praying the winds die down and the fires get contained 🙏🙏🙏

[pinkpastels113]

Can you do like a poll of countries to see where your followers are from? It’s just something that interests me 😂😂

tbf i failed geography/maps (to quote chloe beale) so this poll prob sucks in how it does not encapsulate all the countries that everyone’s from lmao. i only did the ones that popped into my mind and that i know some of my mutuals are from:

[crossbackpoke-check]

the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything

kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend

[bakery-anon]

A JOB CALLED ME A JOB CALLED ME BACK

[soft-serve-soymilk]

help I’ve started listening to my chemical romance 😭

[rottengurlz]

I played so much bg3 yesterday I was playing it even in my dreams

[autisticpstd]

Me: I’m fed up being stuck at home sick. Going to the supermarket will at least get me out of the house and stretch my legs!

Me at the supermarket:

[thesingingrevolution]

i helped a football player pass theology last semester maybe i can eventually cash in a favor and get him and his buddies to recreate this with me

[eenochian]

like 16 people have told me happy birthday and i’m ngl i’ve been tearing up over it

[anothermansjeans]

is everyone’s first trader joe’s experience as anxiety ridden as mine was?

[yoohyeon]

TODAY IS THE DAY I’M SEEING MY GIRLS LIVE !!!!!

[strawberrycapiz]

okay so i want to buy d day and i see that there’s multiple versions so what’s the difference between them? the photo cards?

[teenagemutantninjatrauma]

*head in hands* on one hand logically I know having people hype me up with each update will help me write. On the other I fear the long-term commitment and want to just write several multi chapter fics and post them already completed. Like an insane person

[solardrink]

Please please please if you ever had any semblance of affection/bemusement for tumblr user solardrink read this comic it’s my favorite thing in the whole wide world

Fire in the Sky

Episode 7 of The Transformers takes place in the arctic circle, where old friendships go to die and new ones are forged within two seconds without any reason, earth core crystals are a natural thing, several people probably died off-screen due to the sudden worldwide freeze and Spike fucks up.  Also, in a shocking twist: Parts of the backstory of a main character are explained and we get some character development. 

Next time, Wheeljack gets to do more questionable things, we visit the most confusing museum in the world, the Autobots play God and we’re reminded that mind control is okay as long as an 80s cartoon says you’re the good guys.

[transgender-anakin-skywalker]

I FINISHED VEILGUARD AND NOW I’M GONNA THROW MYSELF AT THE FLOOR AND SCREAM