#helluva boss the full moon episode

[zer0-devoox]

—Blitz...I think so very highly of you... I didn't realize you think so low if me.

[vvenuspng]

💥📣 BLITZO SUX

[sleepymelody]

I’d like to point out the sheer horror in Blitzø’s face when he found out Stolas was dead serious

[afrognamedfizzarolli]

You can never visit the same place twice.

Each time, it's a different story.

By the very act of coming back, you wipe out what came before.

-Maureen Johnson (The Last Little Blue Envelope)

[mothorcus]

"Stolas, Wait! I'm s-"

[nifftyisgonnakillu]

We waited so long for full moon that knowing apology tour will drop any day in the next three weeks is crazy

[rainbow-arrow]

"We've used all the shit in this box--"

yeah i've got some questions. i don't know if i want the answers so i'm not going to ask them. but they do exist.

[oatmealdoodles]

“I want you to stay with me, because you want to. Only if you want to”

also a version with strings:

OG:

Everybody raving about the “I didn’t realize you think sow low of me” while I’m still obsessing abt this

edit: forgot to add the second ver. so adding it in now

[roseyswords]

I really want to highlight a couple of the doodles on Blitzø's calendar rn

The first one being this:

So first off we got a lineup up of very cheerful dicks coming down from a rainbow. And these dicks are running to a derpy adorable doodle of Stolas. He even provided an arrow for clarification. It's so whimsical and joyful of an image.

And then we also get this:

Which is a doodle of Stolas being happy and cheering at the point on the calendar saying MOON in fully capital letters and with a big circle.

All of this is just showing pure excitement and joy. it like genuinely warms my heart a little.

Like Blitzø really seems to enjoy and look forward to his time with Stolas! These are just so adorable I had to talk about them a little.

[milkymittens]

I’m not ready for the full moon

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts (more like The Full Moon as textposts) part 25/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / bonus / 23 / 24 / 25 / 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37 / 38 / 39

[helluva-simper]

[hattafan2593]

One Dialogue, Two Conversations

What Stolas is saying: "You don't believe me when I say I love you. I fucked up so badly that you won't take anything I say seriously. There's no point in fixing this because it's broken beyond repair."

What Blitz hears: "I got what I wanted from you, and now I'm bored with you. You won't play my game, so there's no need to keep you around."

What Blitz is saying: "You can't just dump that on me and then walk away. Explain it to me! Talk to me like a fucking person! You say you care about me but you won't even listen to me!"

What Stolas hears: "I don't just not love you. I resent you. I think you're the biggest piece of shit in existence, and the only reason I put up with you is so you won't screw me over more than you already have."

[shortbreadly]

I’M GONNA SHOOT MYSELF HE HAS HIM DOWN AS STOLS??

[likesomanywrecksdo]

When Did Blitzø Fall In Love With Stolas?

I just re-watched Helluva Boss S1 so i could numb the pain from Full Moon (it didn't work i'm not okay) and I had a few thought about Blitzø.

We all know Blitzø has a massive crush on Stolas and that he KNOWS that. Or at least he knows that he likes Stolas enough to enjoy his company and pay attention to certain things he likes even if they are just based on sex that is still a lot of effort for BLITZØ of all ppl bc he barely shows that level of affection to anyone except Loona.

But this begs the question; when did Blitzø realize he was falling in love with Stolas?

Looking at timelines he had to have starting falling for him before this picture was taken, because no way Blitzø would have taken that picture if he know that he wanted Stolas in a "more than sex" way. The way Blitzø's head works is that even if he can't admit to Stolas that he likes him (for fear of ruining their arrangement and any sort of "normalcy" that comes with it as well as fear of ruining Stolas' life) so taking and revisiting this picture is a way to feel his feelings without having to confront them head-on (see my post on Stolas symbolizing blitzø with the moon).

So now that we've established that it had to have happened before Ozzie's but also during one of their "meet-ups". When could that have been? Oh wait...

Blitzø fell in love with Stolas off-screen. During the post-TruthSeekers "thank you for the rescue" thing. If you think about it, this makes perfect sense. This wasn't a planned meet-up where Blitzø had to be reminded of Stolas' power over his business, it was Blitzø CHOICE to fuck him that night and Stolas did not have any tangible leverage over that decision. Additionally, Blitzø has never been protected ot cared for in the right way, he has always had to protect himself either because there was nobody to back him up or he didn't want to feel dependent or weak. He is constantly in survival mode and prides himself on protecting others.

The day TruthSeekers took place, Blitzø was protected, Blitzø was cared for. By Stolas of all people. Stolas saved him and the people Blitzø cares about when they were in a tough spot but also didn't make him feel weak by interfering immediately (before I.M.P got to kick most of D.H.O.R.K's ass). Stolas' timing was perfect and made Blitzø realize how nice it was to be taken care of, if you don't believe me:

So. Blitzø was falling in love with him JUST before Ozzie's....

That's why Blitzø almost cried when he dropped of Stolas at his house. Because he was finally learning to love again, and look where that got him....

IM REALLY SORRY STOLITZ SHIPPERS IDK WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME

[a113cowgirl]

“He can get HURT?”