#hellsite sweet hellsite

[poetry-protest-pornography]

I learned the term OTP because when I went back to college a decade ago, one of the kids in my department told me that me and my husband were his OTP.

And now, I live here.

So.

[sarah-dipitous]

Y’all will not believe the tiktok I just saw…

[foxsketch6543]

FUCK YESSS!!!!

The nightmare is almost over… 🥲

Good riddance!!!

[prmssm]

Tumblr keeps waffling about my inbox notification number. Not sure if it's just miscounting, or if there's an extra message in there that's hidden. If you sent me anything in the past 24 hours or so, tumblr isn't letting me see it.

[whatsallthisnow]

I love this fuckin hellsite because we've turned this entire place into a "how many different things can we condition into ourselves" experiment. There are so many different pavlovian bells ringing I can't even begin to list them all.

I opened up my dash to see THIS

And my first thought was "oh shit there's news"

Anyway thanks everyone. I love you so much. Stay toxic.

[sendryl]

Was it, Tumblr.com???

Was it???

[vexinglyvague]

I’m glad Tumblr is refocusing (I hope Tumblr Live dies a swift death), but I’m also committing to providing funding to my favorite hellsite because I can afford to. I guess over a decade of free use is enough time to admit I’m in it for the long haul. I’ll be here until they shut the servers down and drag me out kicking and screaming

[jewishpangolin]

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

[sarah-dipitous]

Saw this at target and got a pang of nostalgia and then sadness that I’ll never know what moreos guy would think of this

[greenvixxen]

It is the year 2023, I am back on Tumblr learning global news through memes. At least smut appears to be allowable again.

[jewishpangolin]

Funny to me to think about the whole "oh you say you don't like <insert website> but you'll gladly reblog content FROM <insert website>" as like... trade exports between nations that all a little bit don't like each other.

"Come try these grapes. They're from Tiktok." "OH Tiktok? Wonderful. They grow the best grapes. We just don't have the right terrain for them here." "I agree. Lovely grapes. Wretched country though, I'd never live there." "Oh me neither. They cancel their peasants in the town square. Speaking of, have you seen the new textiles boypussydilf is selling in the town square? Imported from Instagram!" "Oh amazing textiles, Instagram has. Wretched country though." "Absolutely wretched."

[whatsallthisnow]

It says something that upon receiving a new follow I automatically open up their page to block the spam bot and then am genuinely shocked when it's an actual person

Anyway welcome @bookworm2156-blog

(insert meme of your choice here)

[vexinglyvague]

Tumblr PvP enabled

[sendryl]

THE REPLIES

PHARAOH’S CURSE 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

being away from tumblr for a week will have you feeling like some sort of Creature that just woke up one day and developed a frontal lobe