greenvixxen
Fuzzy Logic
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A blog wrapped in dark humor, peppered with brash language. Caution: adult content and spelling errors. Hey, I'm Vixx, or Hey-You-Red-Head, it all works. I obsess over Homestuck, The Old Guard, and various video games *cough Detroit Become Human cough* I'm mostly working these days. I'm 31 as of this re-write and it is the year 2020 where time has done a mega flip back hand stand. Gender: never heard of her. Sexuality: whatever. send me a message, I love to interact with strangers. (you don't know me mom!).
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greenvixxen · 4 days ago
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DATV has barely been out a week and people are already arguing over if it's better/worse than BG3 but I'm just out here saying 'yay two cakes' because now I have TWO graveyard dates to go on, TWO gentleman professors of magic to romance, TWO elven hunks who love animals to tenderly gaze into the eyes of. I can pet the owlbear cub AND I can pet Assan. I'm sandwiched between Taash and Karlach's abs as I speak.
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greenvixxen · 7 days ago
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Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.
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greenvixxen · 10 days ago
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greenvixxen · 12 days ago
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“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends
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greenvixxen · 12 days ago
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greenvixxen · 14 days ago
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Nevarran nights~
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greenvixxen · 20 days ago
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greenvixxen · 20 days ago
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genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat
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greenvixxen · 26 days ago
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oh ok
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greenvixxen · 26 days ago
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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greenvixxen · 26 days ago
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greenvixxen · 26 days ago
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tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement
Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃
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greenvixxen · 26 days ago
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greenvixxen · 27 days ago
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take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce
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